/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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How do I find my g-spot? With smoking small like my finger or sharpie?

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>>8348731
My fingers are long

>>8348731
You only gave a g-spot if you're a GG.

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Learn to love yourself.

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Make one describing yourself and post it, maybe a cute boy or girl will read it and you'll get a gf(male) or bf(male)

>>8348745
why are their arms like that

>>8348731
varies from girl to girl, but usually just a bit under a finger depth in towards the urethra.

everyone who posts below this line is alright by me

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What are your plans and dreams for the future?

>>8348755
*hugs*

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>>8348739
>Learn to love yourself.
yeah and take nude fun smutty pics with ur best friend and pee behind dollar stores in alabama and throw rocks at trains and don't ever be afraid to eat too much candy or talk to a new person in a new place

>>8348758
post posts

I feel like the filling in a sandwich.

Started that 30 day squat challenge, any other exercises I should do before starting hrt soon-ish to emphasize a more feminine figure?

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>>8348672
Shes crying in the other room.
Idk yet.
She swears she'll get a strap on to try and make it work but im skeptical.
Toys arent the same.
But she didnt say no... Just that she'd like to think about it.
Idk... Pretty sure we're moving in that dir3ction.
The resolve was i wanted a rough romo several times a week and she physically can't provide.
Idk, i might be downloading grindr later this month if i get the go ahead.

Im emotionally satisfied.
.....physically (erotically) dehydrated

>>8348768
*a rough romp

>>8348772
qld sucks how do u cope

I'm mildly hungover and going to get fucked silly in 18 days. Cheers.

.
>>8348755
>>8348758
what about me

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>>8348745
Someone already made one of me

>>8348762
sounds like a fun time to me
The only smutty pic I know of me is the one right after the fan dance.

>>8348768
*hugs*
>and she physically can't provide.
I'd think the mentally would be harder for a femme person. I know I found it hard to top. I could only do it a few times a month, and still it never really felt right to me.

>>8348768
I hope you two can figure out something that works

Is taxine on? I wanna edit her fiction.

>>8348786
yay. i like you too sheen

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>tfw spaghetti for dinner
Yummi
>>8348745
I'll make one later
I'm forgettable tbdesu

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It's one of those nights

>>8348791
it was great. we got closer to each others genitals than we ever thought we'd be. saw eachothers buttholes. rolled around outside in the grass in the rain. i got bubble gum in her pubes. it was fun and it made me feel good about myself.

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ANSWER ALL OR SOME:

What's the sexist thing someone has ever said to you?


What is the least?


What could be the sexist ever in your mind?


What would be the least?

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I'm feeling aroused but also disheartened

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>>8348745

>>8348824
same

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>>8348834
wtf

>>8348734
That would be better than the pizza I had. I was trying a new gf frozen pizza. It actually said to thaw first so I did. Then cooked it. Crust tasted like cardboard, and toppings bland.

>>8348813
Cool! I'm envious, I no longer have the body for doing crazy stuff like that.

Im like rethinking my life, I think I have to go to lawschool.

>>8348841
sorry

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>>8348850
its ok, sorry u feel those ways too. chin up bb.

im lonely

>>8348873
lol im not rekt kiddo

>>8348873
Hugg

>>8348873
every little thing
gon be ok

>TFW need a teddy to sleep comfortably

>>8348873
I love you Anonymous
>>8348875
fuck you little fag

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Help I have no snacks to munch! None!

>>8348849
What have you changed you mind on? What were you doing instead of law school?

>>8348849
>imagines Moap in a ladies business suit.
Scarves or necklaces?
Frilly or simple blouses?
Pants or skirts?

littles get OUT

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>>8348884
Tanya may be a little fag but she's my little fag

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i should detransition to bee my own bf

>>8348791
Shes the definition of asexual tho. Doesnt like being bottom either.
I miss the touch of a man. Omg

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>tfw haven't met a cute boy
>>8348898
>transition to be own gf
>stop liking girls

>>8348731
unless you're a ciswoman, your "g-spot" is your prostate.
>>8348755
tfw

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>>8348898
good idea, i might do that too.

>>8348898
be valqs bf

>>8348898
>tfw my gf said she'd detransition for me
goood feel

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wow this thread is way slow.
i can't rly post anymore, since too many stalkers and creepos, but i came by to say hi to Sertii!
also other people, but she's the only one i can think of atm.
>>8348913
hot

wanted to watch a movie, but the brain said not this time. You're to tired.

>>8348904
Ahh... Has that always been, or recent with the transition? If I'm forgetting stuff you told me in the past, sorry. I'm having lots of memory issues lately.

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>>8348745
me !!!!!!!!!

>>8348915
im dating sertii now

its nice

its also fucked up you have stalkers like wtf???

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>>8348745
reposting for the 50th time
>>8348917
omg rem kek

>>8348920
hot, more

>>8348923
oh! tell her i said hi then!!

yeah, it makes me really uncomfortable, and it was bad enough when shakira was creeping over me but now its like...2 or 3 people? ugh.

>>8348907
hell yes

>>8348927
it still looks like you're holding an album over your crotch

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>>8348927
Still need to add "new gf every week"

>>8348931
Given her sleep patterns I predict she'll be awake in like 10 to 30 minu-she woke up while I was typing this.

>>8348938
looks like dark souls demon days to me.

>>8348927
who is ur gf of the week

>>8348941
lol
>>8348936
HELL YEAH BRUH
N&R4L
(nude and rude for life)

>>8348942
that's because ur a fcking nerd

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>>8348938
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
it does
>>8348939
not every week uwu
>>8348944
this one in the pic

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>>8348948
but it actually is... ok im done

>>8348946
mercury hi

>>8348950
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>>8348950
Get your orbiters to buy me games too.

>>8348955
Hi!!! i didn't know u were dating Nicole, thats cute
how r u??

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sup senpai?

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>>8348958
get some of your own~
>>8348957
really makes me think

>tfw she says you're not allowed to post it but you do anyways cause you want to brag about her

im straight okay

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>>8348966

>>8348967
how do i get a gf emma i want a gf

>>8348962
I'm pretty good actually, doing better every month that goes by.
Yeah I'm dating Nicole now, started off as a friendship thing but we started dating and i visited her a few weeks ago and we hit it off super well and yeah...
otherwise uni stuff and that's pretty much it
wbu?
>>8348966
sup

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>>8348974
just orbit me until its your turn to be my gf

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>>8348966
Grace get Emma to buy me things.

>>8348967
You're my orbiter right?

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>>8348982
Nah, too busy doing one of those thingies anon posted earlier!
>>8348977
just got home from work
unwinding a bit, gotta go to bed soonish so I can get up for my contact appointment tomorrow!
>>8348971
Nyaaaaaa

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>>8348745
It feels so good to be bad.

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>>8348969
same. although i fall in love with girls sometimes
>>8348979
r u cute? maybe i need to orbit u
post pic
>>8348977
oh thats cool, verry cool, I'm glad to hear that.
dating that comes out of a friendship is the best imo. she lives in L O N D O N, right?

eh, im okay my life is really boring desu ;----;

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>>8348966
I ate too much junkfood :(

>>8348985
you should stay around
these are the comfiest transbian hours
me, you, nicole and your nazi spider gf
like fucking clockwork, every day lmao.
>>8348988
ya she lives there but the plan is to bring her over here and have her try to get a job in either london or netherlands and move in together
also boring life sucks, iktf :/

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>>8348982
at this point probably
you barely respond anymore
>>8348988
i only post pics in dms~
>>8348985
make a grace gf one

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tonight is fun bars are okay :D

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>>8348985

>>8349000
did your bf finally transition

>>8348988
i dont think ive ever been in love with anyone

>>8349000
what are you drinking

>>8349000
Bars are fun :D

>>8348995
ohhhh, you're in greece, right? i haven't been there or the netherlands, but all of europe seems pretty nice.
and i think you all can move around easily too, although i know there are a billion different languages lol
>>8348997
slide in my DMs, what platform do u want????
>>8349000
smize pal, you look dead inside

>>8348991
what the fuck happened to oscar the grouch

>>8349011
>but all of europe seems pretty nice
there's nothing worth going to east of austria

not unless you really liked the STALKER games

>>8349000
looks fun
>>8349011
i live in the netherlands atm but yeah it's easy to move around in general for me... less so for Nicole, she has visa issues since she's from Chile
>>8349017
WRONG
that's where all the coolest festivals are tbhon

>>8349015
Meth is a hell of a drug :/

lol i'm fucking hungover and craving.... eggs?

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I hope y'all are having or had a fun Friday night :3

>>8349017
what is stalker?
every country has its ups and downs, theres something valuable in every nation, although, obviously, different things appeal to different people. I dont have any interest in living in Europe myself, but if I did it'd probably be Italy, or somewhere else in the Mediterranean.
>>8349007
r u sure?
>>8349020
ohh okok, i see. yeah transplanting her to the Netherlands seems like the nicest thing then
visas suck ): western countries are all really stingy unless you're coming from another euro or north american country
>>8349021
*cocaine

tfw the liveliness and noise of a bar would overload me now. I hate CFS.

>>8349022
they are good. I like to add diced pepperoni, bacon, and cheese into scrambled eggs.

>>8349026
no i am sad and lonely on this friday night
No one wants to hang out

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i did the thing

Is it me or is it weird to be out and public and post on mtfg? Like enjoy what you're doing first and worry about the internet later?

>>8349031
will you make me one?? i'm bad at computer beep

>>8349026
i watched a movie with my mom

>>8349031
Beep you are really cute actually

reminder that this person is afab and not on T yet.
I went out with him and a few other ppl yesterday and he passes for a guy irl too
why is it so much easier for fucking ftms to pass
like wtf
>>8349022
you know what I'm craving?
u
>>8349026
i uh
went out to sushi with some other trannies
was really nice actually
>>8349027
they are :/
one of us needs to have a pretty decent job for that to work but after we both get our degree it seems like we'll both have comfy jobs.

>>8349031
same

also >>8349035

>>8349032
it's weird to obsess over someone and you should probably get a hobby or seek sunlight

>>8349032
>Is it me or is it weird to be out and public and post on mtfg?
I think it's weird too, unless you're in like a waiting room or something.

>>8349032
some people have nothing else to live for

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>>8349039
forgot pic

:(

>>8349032
It is sad but at least we get to see how hons act out in public.

>>8349039
u forgot to post the pic u dummy

also yeah i'm craving you too

i literally dreamt about you last night

>>8349032
I posted around campus or out doing stuff sometimes, idk out it's weird or not
>>8349030
:(
I'd hang out with you if I could anon, I hope tomorrow is better
>>8349034
Fun :D. Which movie?
I watched some Fawlty Towers episodes with my mom and made spaghetti and meatballs
>>8349039
Sushi is always good. Company is good too :3
>>8349031
Me too thanks

>>8349026
I'm applying for a job right now and the online application is kinda janky.

>>8349045
:(

>>8349039
>why is it so much easier for fucking ftms to pass
idk, but I'm jealous :/

>>8348950
Is she really your gf?

>>8349044
it's kinda easier for ftms to pass but this guy also has some particularly fortunate genes for passing as a guy

>>8349041
Humility.

>>8349042
That gets a pass. Being out at a bar on friday night and thinking about posting on mtfg does not.

>>8349047
It is good for a laugh that much is true.

>>8349049
It depends on the situation I suppose.

>>8349044
He looks like Moot.

>>8349056
I hope not i want emma to be my mommy gf
Too scared to add her to discord though

>>8349062
i knew moot was a ftm and the crossdressing was more than a joke

>>8349062
he talks exactly like ellen page
very pleasant person to be around
>>8349048
ohh the things i ordered are ariving today ;)

>>8349063
I just feel bad for this person. She clearly does not know what she's gotten herself into.

>>8349049
it was just a movie on tv basically about a sad highschool girl but then she gets a bf and lives happily ever after. it was just okay

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>tfw hanging with friends tomorrow
aaa can't wait
She texted me yesterday asking if she could have my balls after orchi or srs. I think she might've had a few too many drinks tbqh
>>8349050
Some online applications I've used really suck
Hope you can get the application submitted fine
>>8349069
Ah alright

>>8349068
but emma is a tall cute fem dommy mommy gf that i wanna shag

>>8349069
whats it called

>>8349074
the duff

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>>8348997
>make a grace gf one
idk if it's gonna be any good

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>>8349073
thats pretty accurate
>>8349068
she knows full well
shes known me for quite some time

>>8349065
>moot's actually a European FtM masquerading as an American cis guy
I can see that, desu.
>>8349067
Nice people are nice.
>>8349072
It submitted and I got a confirmation email, so here's hoping. It required listing previous employment and had no option for having never been employed, so I did the best I could.
>>8349079
Accurate/10.

>>8349080
>shes known me for quite some time
So she's retarded then, gotcha.

>>8349033
what do you want qt
>>8349035
>>8349040
>>8349049
o-oh thanks

>>8349080
can you just be my gf already and sit on me

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>>8349094
SALT
>>8349096
sitting on is fun....

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>hello son
>hey bro/dude/man
>good morning, sir
hahahahaha I'm so done done fuck this

I cleaned my room a little today and I was making mental notes of stuff to throw away if I never touch it and apparently I have to get rid of like 90% of my boy clothes.

I don't have any anime reaction picture appropriate for this feeling since when we move into our new apartment my room will be like 10% bed 10% desk 80% empty space.

>>8349114
I love anime reaction pictures

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>>8349106

I know that feel

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>>8349115
same famalam

they help fill the void in my soul

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>>8349106
>here you go sir
>you're such a big strong man
>you should cut your hair short
>have you thought about meeting a nice girl and having kids?

>>8349123
Somewhere around 23/24 they'll stop asking you about kids

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>>8349120
I'll fill the void in your hole.

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>>8349129
You know where I live and I have nothing to do in the day, come and get me.

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everyone complaining about transitioning late really makes me wanna start now while im ahead

A mildly attractive older man says he will give you 2k if you have sex with him. What do you do?

>>8349143
just do it

>>8349128
if you're lucky...
When I was 31 I had my new step grandma trying to hook me up with her granddaughter, who was 16...

>>8349133
w8 where

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>>8349133
Prepare.

>>8349145
Why would I turn that down?
Ask him where he wants to do it I guess
>>8349128
I'm 23 in less than 2 months, hopefully I won't hear about it anymore soon
But I'm sure I'll keep hearing about it up until I finally come out

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>>8349149
>not able to take blood test
>cant tell parents
>cant go sneaky beaky like cause parents will see package
idk what to do

>>8349155
>get PO box
>send your drugs to a friend

>>8349155
pretty sure there are places you can book blood tests at without a referral but it might be expensive. you can get a p.o. box so parents can't intercept and then you hide them

>>8349161
i mean, collect military gear so i have packages coming in constantly, will the box say on the outside that they contain pills?

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>>8349155
What do your parents check every package that arrives, even if you got like a book or a game or something similar in the past?

>>8349164
>will the box say on the outside that they contain pills?
no. I don't think mine even had a pharmacy name on it.

>>8349150
wat

>>8349153
Cut your balls off lmao

>>8349152
I ammmm

>>8349164
https://www.reddit.com/r/TransDIY/comments/2t5xkp/so_what_do_the_packages_look_like_photos/

hmmmmm i got warned for my porn post, i'm glad I didn't get banned.

>>8349164
They always put mine in the mailbox because the boxes are small.

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>>8349165
i have packages for me all the time, i think if they saw it was from a pharmacy or something they would be curious and im a horrible liar and im sure as hell not telling them im ordering tranny pills
>>8349166
hmmm

>>8349164
it's gonna say:

your son's a fag :3

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>>8349174
lol. i might order it over summer while parents are working and ill be at home chillin and snatch that shit up right as the mailman delivers it

Okay my dad is coming over, he hasn't seen me in 3 months.
He does not know I am a tranny and I currently look like a femboy.
I assume it won't go bad, but I'm taking bets on what he'll notice.
What would you bet on, mtfg?

Where can a tranny go to get some cute nudes

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>>8349182
act masculine
wear a hat to cover your femboy hair
?????????

>>8349182
hes going to act like nothings different

>>8349167
Yep...she did that. It felt weird...What made it worse is the granddaughter was also interested in me. Oh yeah, living there in Florida near the gulf, she was a beach babe and bikini model hot. As in she had already been doing bikini modeling for a year. I think she ultimately got some banker to buy her a farm, and divorced him and took it.

>>8349190
Acting masculine is not a problem, I never really acted masculine.
It's the tits, they're not hideable with a shirt anymore and it's 30 Celsius outside today.

Will I have to stop antiandrogens or get an orchi someday? I really don't want an orchi and I don't want to detransition

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>>8349200
fuck that sucks, do you have enough time to get a binder?

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it me

>>8349196
Ye that's my mother's bet

>>8349204
100% accurate

>>8349202
well its not really ideal and you aren't really supposed to be taking them for this long i know a few people who were on them for like 10 years before getting srs or orchi

>>8349202
It may be a good idea to switch types every so often. Long term cypro use is likely bad.

>>8349209
>>8349210

I kinda just want to take spiro until I'm like 50 and then get an orchi or something...

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>>8349118
no
I look like this
I might be happy if I at least looked like that pic

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>>8348745
Well that was a fun waste of 2 hours to make fun of myself

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Wow this general is boring in the morning.

>>8349213
why do you want to wait that long?

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>>8349217
its sleepy transbian hours

>>8349203
Nope, that's why I'm taking bets lmao.
Anyways like I said in first post it's most likely not going to be bad in any way, it may just fuck up the weekend since we planned to have a good time and do fun stuffs. Also there'll be my little brother, but I don't feel like I know him since quite some time.

>>8349219

The idea of having my balls removed makes me really uncomfortable...

and maybe holding out hope I could find someone to have kids with...

Also like...I have a major cum fetish, and it being absolutely -final- that I can't make any more, ever again, makes me sad...

>>8349200
Ace bandage for just while he's there? Don't leave it on to long. It isn't good.

>>8349123
>why do you have long hair? all the other guys have spiky short hair. You should be a guy like the others and be fashionable.
>my thoughts: please kill me I am not a guy and fuck you
>you need a girlfriend! you know girls from such and such country have nice curves and they're very hot. You should get married and have kids.
>my mind: fuck fuck fuck. *panic attack*

sorry I needed to rant after spending time with my family

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>>8349217
i'm sleeping right now and making this post through my dream

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>>8349215
The periodic updates of this were great, it just kept getting better and better.

Armored Lesbians

>>8349225
idk how to help you with the first one but it might get less uncomfortable with time.
you can bank sperm if you want kids.
having testicles removed doesn't stop you producing stuff it just makes so you don't have any sperm. you can still produce cum or whatever there just won't be sperm in it.

>>8349236

Oh. That makes me more comfortable.

I'm poor and can't afford to bank. It's like, hundreds of dollars.

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>>8349234
by far the best trope

>>8349238
yeah it is very expensive. idk its unfortunate i'm sorry.

>>8349179
from what I've heard it's an inconspicuous looking box

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>>8349234
Lesbians in armor?

>>8349245
doing gay things inside a tank sounds vaguely uncomfortable

i dont think theres much room

>>8349215
it ain't me starts playing

>>8349247
As far as I know depending on the tank they can be 'roomy'. Enough for two girls to gay all over each other, at least.

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>>8349248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXspsfoPX50

>>8348768
>crying in the other room
fucking break up. Open relationships only work when both people want to do it, and she obviously doesnt. the only reason she'd do it is because of guilt and thinking its the only way she can save the relationship. It will lead to nothing but resentment and the worst break down of your relationship possible.

stop being a selfish cunt by trying to have a loving committed relationship but also getting railed by the largest amount of dicks possible. respect her enough to realize it isnt gonna work and break up.

you're being a damn child. If it isnt working out, which it obviously isnt, find something new instead of trying to push a forced open relationship on someone that doesnt want it.

>>8349254
I saw that dickhead in concert and he didn't even play that song

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>>8349252
speaking of there's a big tank museum in england and i'd like to travel to visit it but i dont think it's close to london and travel within england is very expensive

>>8348768
wtf is going on? i was caught unaware of this.

>>8349259
No public transportation to it? Also, I guess Grace and I could get a tank and get back to you on whether or not there's enough room in a tank to do gay things. You'd have to wait a while for a response, though.

>>8349267
the UK privatised its trains and its been a complete disaster, it made the price of rail travel within this tiny-ass country skyrocket to genuinely ridiculous levels

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anyway naps are fucking magical y'all.

>>8349276
>>8349271
Good ol' crapitalism

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Pretty spacious houses in a small town in eastern Pennsylvania are like $30,000 or less.

4 bedrooms 2 baths and a huge amount of space in the back for stuff. 2000 sq ft, no crime and quiet neighborhood.

I want to get one and dig a pool and keep a chicken coop.

But I can't shake the feeling there's some catch I'm just not seeing.

>>8349271
Well shit.

#f57

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>>8349215
THE HAIR CURL

>>8349280
No jobs...
Poor road access to highways to urban areas.
old house construction.
needs lots of work
high heating bills
flood zone

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>>8349215
Jcf I doubt I could write a few lines about myself :/

>>8349280
Talk to previous owners or look through the house *thoroughly*. Cheap could very well mean hidden downsides.

>>8349280
poisoned groundwater from mining, and no municipal water

>>8349293
There's a town nearby and a small tri-city area nearby as well, about 30 minutes or so away. The jobs there don't pay too well.. but for $30,000 you don't need a lot of income.

As for the rest of the issues.. the houses are fairly new-ish, like 1980 or so.

>>8349298
well heck

>>8349295
I'm aware there has to be downsides I just don't know what they are

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>>8349285
Curly messy hair is my trademark

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>>8349300

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>>8349299

Somebody please tell me what's been going on with Emma these past few days.

dont tell sertii i said this but i kinda want her to bully me

>>8349316
she will read it if you post it here you dummy

dont tell kara i said this but i kinda want her to hug me

>>8349316
>>8349318
wtf
baby you know bullying you is what I enjoy doing anyway right

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>>8349215

>no mental gf

Why aren't Americans asleep right now?

>>8349299
>the houses are fairly new-ish, like 1980 or so.
'80s homes aren't built to the quality of '70s or earlier houses.
Places like that can also be hard to get out of on snowy days due to lack of timely plowing.

dropped trip >>8349298 >>8349293

Somebody play Arma 3 with me.

>>8349326
i was sick and slept all day

>>8349326
I was up much later last night.
Only midnight thirty on the west coast, and early evening in Hawaii.

Don't tell Tanya I said this but I kinda want her to kill me

>>8349336
Go for a 3-way. ;)

>>8349327
Strange. Well, it was just a passing fancy, the eastern Pennsylvania border isn't in my top 5 of places of stay, not even top 10.

>>8349336
Suggest to one of them that you all have a threesome, don't tell the other though.

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>>8349322
My hugg senses are tingling

>>8349336
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>8349336
Grace and Zna, right? I expected that lack of loyalty from Grace, but honestly not from Zna. She seemed on the level.

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>>8349343
how did you find me

you didn't put a tracker on my collar did you

>>8349355
>I expected that lack of loyalty from Grace
Leave Grace alone.

>>8349355
Nope.

ded thred

who /pass/ here?

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why can't i be SMOL

yay we back

>>8349366
>Leave Grace alone.
Never ever.

>>8349387
I mean, she DOES like being bullied...

>>8349336
being a trans playa is a sad thing to beee

If I want to improve my skin, hair and nails, will just taking estrogen help? Or is it just progesterone that helps? Or just blockers? I have heard that you can look nicer without going full female. I just want to be a femme faggot god damn it.

>>8349409
Blockers and estrogen both improve skin and hair.
If you're going on just blockers that's pretty unhealthy, definitely don't take a full dose.

>>8349406
Mostly accurate, but I watched Starship Troopers enough to kill my own bugs dead

>>8349424
I can't do it at all lmao.

How hard is it to do DIY tranny bangs?

>>8349450
depends how long your tinkler is.

>>8349465
>She is not as mentally fucked up as me so her expressing her flaws, insecurities or other feelings is unacceptable

>>8349478
Why are a lot of trannies busted in the head?

>>8349488
it's a tough job

>ywn be a manly man who is independent and can make a cute tranny your gf and help her through the tough times and be there for her and have her depend on you and make her happy

>>8349488
my diary desu

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This will be the future for beta males if we don't stop trannies

hello

>>8349536
Hey, nim! I hope you're feeling okay today. :3

>>8349537
um, im better than i was before i think

being shy and awkward kind of sucks when you're visiting family though

>>8349534
FUCK OFF

>>8349548
have you spoken to any more girls recently?

>>8349548
How are things with your family going? Are you glad to be visiting?

>>8349549
but why are you here? i bet its because you want to be beautiful and a girl

>>8349549
>>8349534

anon wants to wear pretty dresses and to be ravaged sexually by manly alpha males.

>>8349554
OF course i fucking do. But reality demands otherwise!
I have to make myself feel better by putting my energy into not being

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what is she doing?

>>8349550
no

>>8349552
yes it's going okay i think, i freeze up a lot when talking sometimes but they seem to be cutting me a break

they keep making fun of me though because i seem to get more red from the sun then they do and im from florida lol

>>8349561
Piss off. I have enough trouble suppressing those kinds of urges :(

>>8348802
hullo

>>8349577
how old counts as young

>>8349582
20 ITS 20 OKAY

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>>8349325
why would you want that

im so lonely and idk what to do about it

>>8349573
>>8349577
*SCREAMS*

WHY
WHY WHY WHY

>>8349577
>sass.jpg
stahp posting my pics

>>8349530
>feminization pic
>isn't over-sexualised or hyper degrading
huh, nice surprise

>>8349589
You can take hrt and pretend to be a boy forever like me

>>8349583
20 is way too late and you know it

>>8349602
20 is not too late and you know it

>>8349604
>it's not too late
>i still have time
>i will be a pretty girl even if i transition late
This is exactly what hons tell themselves.

im a tranny

im a chaser

>>8349602
>>8349604
It's genetics you dorks.
Obviously you'll almost definitely need to start in your twenties or earlier, but plenty of transitioners end up hon-tier even when they transition in their teens, and there's been a few who pass when transitioning in their mid to late twenties.

>>8349608
want a bf?

>>8349606
>it's too late
>i don't have time
>if i didnt transition at 12 i wont ever pass to anyone ever
all im hearing from you

>>8349612
no i have a gf

>>8349610
headpats are just a meme and not fun
nobody does this except in anime
i tried it with my bf and it felt so fucking weird for both of us

>>8349616
you'll get bored of her

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>>8349619
must be nice to have a bf to try things with
check your bf having privilege

>>8349613
and whats wrong with hearing the truth? if you don't transition young you'll end up unpassable. it sucks but that's just how it is.

>>8349622
get a boyfriend then, dumb-dumb

>>8349623
that isn't the truth though, not always at least
i met a girl who didn't transition til around 22 and after about a year and a half she passed completely

>>8349631
there's always the 1% who turn out fine but the rest will transition into suicidal self-loathing unpassable fridgebod hons.

>>8349630
getting a bf is impossible

>>8349635
what should they do then

>>8349641
it's not impossible

boys are dumb and easy to trick

>>8349643
>re-roll
there is nothing else they can do. i know it sounds unfair but life just isn't fair.

>>8349647
no boy could ever love me
hell
no PERSON could ever love me

>>8349647
>boys are dumb and easy to trick
why are we talking like this about the people who make us feel safe and loved?

transgirls are hard to deal with, i dated one irl recently and they fuck with your head and tug on your heartstrings constantly

>>8349652
I love you anon :3

>>8349653
you have to turn the game on its head - go for insecure boys who don't think they can do any better than you, instead of waiting for the predatory chasers to get you

>>8349659
no you don't

>>8349659
Tell me what happened to Lissy.

>>8349661
insecure boys can't protect me though

not saying i'm ever gonna post pics (as non-anonymous) but lol i just looked at an image from a year ago and one from a week ago next to each other and i'm bona fide unrecognisable t b h

my skin's like five shades paler and a lot smoother and fuller everywhere, the bags under my eyes are gone (but were huge in the old photo), my forehead's not all creased, and i think there are some muscle-distribution-type effects of hrt there as well

the before photo looks years older than the after

>>8349667
protect you from what exactly?

>>8349673
i don't know. i just want to feel safe.

>>8349664
yes i do
i think you need someone to love you, and that's enough for me
>>8349665
I-I don't know any Lissy's... I know a Lixie?

>>8349684
>I-I don't know any Lissy's... I know a Lixie?
Sorry, wrong Alice. There's too many of you.

>>8349688
;_;
I thought I was being cool when I picked the name... turns out there's like five billion of us

>>8349693
There's no Ayyylice as far as I know. You might as well take that one since your life is a meme now anyways.

tfw you talk lewd but you ruin it with a retarded typo and make typos even in the attempt to recover