Where can I find a trans?

>>8347453
You're basically looking for a top tier tranny, you'll probably have to settle for a decently passing one with kind of a faggy voice and a limp dick.

>>8347453
How close to an actual woman does she need to look?

>>8347462
But I'm not attracted to that. I'm 6'1'' and muscular and people say I'm attractive, recently got out of a 3 year relationship. I'm allowed to have standards.

>>8347473
Like you can't tell it used to be a men. Bailey Jay is a good example, of course if you scan every piece of "her" body you could pick up on some masculine features, but no would look at it and say right away "that's a man who took hormones".

>>8347496
Until she took the wig off, of course. Beware smoke and mirrors. Men who look like women, medicated or otherwise, are rare as fuck. Your standards don't mean shit. Rarer than some "people say I'm attractive" dudebro. It's all about scarcity. Hell, I punch above my weight and people here tell me I look like a frumpy soccer mom. Like another anon said, you're gonna be lucky to get a limp dicked falsetto voiced weeb NEET. And the ones who cost money are even uglier.

>>8347571
To be fair, Bailey probably just looks like a bald woman without her wig.

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>>8347577
That hairline though.

>>8347453

>even though I'm straight
>dick turns me on
>straight

Whatever helps you sleep at night....

>>8347586
people who make this kinds of post are either:
- trannies with tiny shrivelled dicks or fake "vaginas" mad that the people who could be into them want a functional juicy dick
- gay guys mad that even though a straight guy likes dick he isnt into them, not to mention he gets none of the social discrimination they do

>>8347609
>a functional juicy dick
Brazilian shemale porn is not a reflection of reality.

>>8347453
so you are looking for the perfect tranny ,and what do you have to offer?

>>8347623
irrelevant to the point (even though brazillian shemale hookers are reality), the point is that you will never be able to provide what they truly want, so you try to dismiss them with "hurr yall are just gays in denial!"

>>8347634
What they truly want is a fantasy cooked up by pornographers. Do you also go to /tg/ asking where to find Elven qts?

>>8347628
- attractive
- muscular
- 6'1''
- above average dick
- college degree
- decent job

>>8347609
>he doesn't like tiny shrivelled dicks
Make up your mind, chasers.

>>8347582
So what? It's an ethnic thing, probably.
I have the same hairline and so does my mom.

t. Southern European heritage

>>8347712
if they tell you they do its because its the best they can get.

for instance I'm a gay guy and I like large round butts but if I was dating some dude with a flat pancake ass id still tell the guy i love his cute little bum

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>>8347718

>>8347733
What's so funny, punk?

>>8347453
From personal experience:
I don't like gay dudes, I only really am heteroflexible for transgender and some crossdressers BUT:
- don't fetishize them (they fucking hate that)
- don't be a dick
- be honest

>>8347721
I actually like the look of it. But I've only been with functional trans before. Well, one. It was one time in Minneapolis I've never been with a guy. Just that one trans. My only other sexual experiences were with girls. It was really exciting and I wasn't even really chasing here, I was sort of drunk so more open to the experience so she obliged and we had a great time.

>>8347721
Are you >>8347609? Then of course you wouldn't like floppy tranny dicks if you are a gay guy.
Most chasers seem to prefer them and one guy even got angry because mine is not floppy at all, lol.

>>8347749
I'm:
>>8347748

I'll make this my name.
>>8347749
I'm not really gay, more of heteroflexible. I don't care about the floppiness or anything about that. What mattered for me during my one experience was that it was just so damn exciting.

>>8347657
Haha

Hahaha ha
Ahahahahaha

Oh my lord

Girl, you're as basic as they come

You don't deserve a top tier tranny. You're a basic bro. Get the fuck outta here you terrible terrible person.

>>8347453
OP doesn't realize his waifu is a land whale now.

>>8347749
I don't really see myself as a chaser btw, I didn't actively even go looking for her, we swiped on Tinder and she ending up "confessing" to being trans and I just didn't even care about it.

>>8347749
>Are you >>8347609
nope

>Then of course you wouldn't like floppy tranny dicks if you are a gay guy.
I dont like tranny dicks at all. I look naturally feminine and used to crossdress to make chasers want to fuck me. whenever we started texting they would tell me how much they wanna pound and abuse me, etc. but whenever we actually met and they saw how hung I am their behavior started to shift. Most often than not they would at least beg me to suck it and whenever they were fucking me they couldnt take their hand grip out of my dong.

Just try and look at the shemale scene, the most popular videos are the ones with huge dicks, hung escorts are the most expensive...

>>8347796
For me it's just like if they're trans I don't care. I'm not the kind of guy who goes actively looking for trans. But they're women, and I like them regardless. And the huge dick thing can also be a pain. In my experience, the one time I had sex with someone who isn't a cis woman, she wanted to be the one doing the fucking and I'm kind of drunk so I'm like yeah sure. So I sucked her and we eventually went to me being fucked and holy fuck, it was my first time ever being penetrated/having something in my ass and it was a confusing mixture of pain and the most pleasure I've had in my entire life.

>>8347796
> Most often than not they would at least beg me to suck it
Gross. It's so typical that most of these "tough guys" are actually huge faggots.

"Tough in the streets, sucking cocks under the sheets" lol.

>>8347453
Post picture of yourself

>>8347453

>Requirements:
>- Must look like a real women
Failed on step one.
>- Feminine voice (no faggot speech)
I need to put more practice in.
>- No STDs
Easily done because I'm a permavirgin.
>- Pre-op and Bottom, I don't want to get fucked but "she" must be willing to let me jerk and maybe suck her dick if I ever get the urge to
Easily done. Are you sure you mean pre-op and not non-op? My answer would change to "no" if you mean non-op.

>Bonus points for big boobs
Nope
>Bonus points if "her" cock is big and uncut. I heard some trans can't cum or get hard so I'd prefer if she is able to, though it's not a necessity.
6.5" x 5", uncut, and I can cum

Anyway, good luck finding a girl that fits all of those criteria. If you were probably like 5-10 years younger or more, you would find lots of trannies that could fit that list.

>>8347453
>a trans
>real women
>quotation marks on feminine pronouns
kys

>>8347453
So you want someone to fulfill your every fantasy without having to deal with any of her sexual desires or the realities of trans people. You're being exactly as bigotted as its humanly possible to be while wanting to suck dick.

>>8347453
>Bonus points if "her" cock is big and uncut.
Why are chasers so obsessed with dicks? It just reeks of internalized homophobia.

>>8348424
why wouldnt they be? if you arent interested in the dick why on earth would you want to date a man pumped with estrogen to sorta kinda mimic a girl when it would be 50 times easier to just date a real girl

>>8348424
>>8348385
>>8348363

>all of these butt-hurt mtf's getting triggered over an obvious bait thread.

lel

>>8348441
Well at least if you like cute little shrunken limp dicks it's not quite as gay.

>>8348457
that's what trannies who cant provide the big dickgirl fantasy with their pathetic peanut dicks tell themselves to feel better

>>8348461
If you want big dicks just hook up with a dude.

>>8348461
HRT causes atrophy, dummy.

>>8348466
>>8348470
see?
>what trannies who cant provide the big dickgirl fantasy with their pathetic peanut dicks tell themselves to feel better

>>8348466
not attracted to men

>>8348470
im well aware, which is why this behavior of trannies in denial dismissing guys who like girls with working cocks as gay is so prevalent

>>8348487
It's prevalent because it's gay as fuck. It's legitimately just internalized homophobia. You're obsessed with dicks but don't want to hookup with guys because you don't want to be seen as gay. Which is also usually why guys that seek out mtf's with big dicks only want to see them on the down low because they often don't want friends/family to discover she's trans even if she passes.
Maybe you're not full-blown gay, but you're not heterosexual. There's nothing wrong with it but the actions generally seem due to a lot of repressed emotions.

>>8348487
>girls with working cocks
No such thing.

>>8348502
I find it hilarious that these fucking homo faggots who take estrogen, cake their faces with makeup, have surgeries, and go through all sorts of hell to try and look like a women to take a shot at having sex with straight men have the audacity to accuse someone else of internalized homophobia.

>You're obsessed with dicks but don't want to hookup with guys because you don't want to be seen as gay
why go for trannies if the meetings are done in secret then? if you're not gonna be seen either way why not just fuck men.

I'll break it down to you bitch since I can read your feelings better than you do.
>1 you are attracted to masculine men
>2 when you were living as a fag your femininity was an issue to attract other fags because they are also looking for masculinity. since they were also feminine you weren't attracted to them anyway
>3 you thought the key was to become a woman, now you could be as feminine as you want and it would be attractive to straight men instead of putting up with the inferior gay men
who's the homophobe in this situation you self hating queer?

4 You now cant cope with the fact that the straight men who would be interested in you as a girl want a nice dick to go with it, since your dick as a boy was probably nothing special to begin with and you dont like using it anyway, and now its even more of a pitiful nub that doesnt even work
5 Now you just try really hard to dismiss them as repressed inferior gay men(again, like the self hating faggot in diguise you are) and hold on to the hope that there are guys out there who desire you have that have no interest in your dick, for even if you wanted you couldnt provide their fantasy.

>>8348621
I wouldn't want to hookup with a guy that only wanted my dick anyway.
Plus I had been with guys before transitioning and I am currently seeing someone now anyway and he never really plays around with my dick too much anyway. He's perfectly happy being a top and he doesn't like sucking dicks.

>>8348502
>>8348621
You know how some gay men think girl titties look nice even though they arent attracted to chicks? It's the same for straight guys and dicks, except dicks have an inherent stronger sexual value(and they can identify with it because they have one themselves) so are therefore even more alluring. Look at straight porn, giant dicks everywhere, tons and tons of dicks all over the screen being stuffed into a girl's holes. Guess who watches straight porn? Straight men. Because guess what, the sight of the female form and big cocks is attractive. Now the passable trannies can take this into the next level by combining those attractive traits into the same body. Just like someone who jerks to 2D furry porn(which creates a fantasy that combines animals traits with the human form) doesnt want to fuck an actual wolf , a guy who likes tranny porn(which creates a fantasy that combines dicks with the female form) doesnt want to fuck an actual man. once science finds a way for real women (not some fag mimicking one) to have cocks you freaks will be literally useless

>>8348634
sure keep telling yourself that. he fucks you because its the best he can get. most of us cant really get into a relationship with a top tier tranny with a big working dick because of how incredibly rare they are so we settle for less. just like i would much rather fuck a girl with a luscious ass and big tits, im still down to fuck a girl with smaller tits/ass.

im going to bed, have a good night, faggot

>>8348655
>once science finds a way for real women (not some fag mimicking one) to have cocks you freaks will be literally useless

At that point, won't literally anyone be able to have that body? Including trans woman?

>>8348621
>>8348655
This is honestly the best explanation of tranny/chaser dynamic I've ever read.

>>8347453
>Hey /lgbt/, first time visiting your board, even though I'm straight

didn't read past that

>>8348634
>he never really plays around with my dick too much anyway
>too much
>implying he does play around with her dick
lol

>>8348686
He's sucked my dick but I don't like blowjobs cause it feels weird, it tickles, doesn't feel good at all.

MtF here. Christ this thread makes me so happy that Im not attracted to dudes.

>>8348719
Same. Like, I wouldn't consider myself outright gay, I have a decent amount of inkling towards guys, but then I see shit like this, and I'm just like "You know what, I'm just gonna be a lesbian", cause dealing with the mental health issues of chasers just seems to be an utter fucking nightmare.

>>8348719
>>8349052
I wish I was a lesbian it sucks being trans and liking guys.

>>8348719
>>8349052
>>8349064
I wish I liked guys more.

>>8349076
Really? Why? I guess there are more men that will date you, but you have to worry about so much more. Not to mention most men that will date trannies are mentally ill chasers.

>>8348719
>>8349052
>>8349064
>>8349076

I wish I transitioned before my puberty started so I could date actual straight men instead of chasers.

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Id say i fit your description but my voice sucks otherwise id say i fit your criteria. Kik Andygirl420

>>8347718
>So what?
On 4memes any sort of hair loss means you're inferior, as does being shorter than 6'0, or having dark skin

>>8349083
>a tranny shaming mental illness
im laffin

chasers should be forbid to post on this board

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Chasers are like little children who throw tantrums when they don't get what they want and this thread is a good example.

>>8351754
You know why that is, right?

You remember how AGPs have genius level IQs? Well it's not that AGPs are naturally smart, it's that it's the smartest ones who transition, which makes a selection bias and makes AGPs seem to have a higher average when really it's just the smart ones being measured.

And you remember how chasers are always AGP? Well guess what happens to all the low IQ AGPs who don't transition.

>>8347453
transgenderdate.com

>>8351795
>tfw superior to all the low-IQ AGP troglodytes

>>8351648
this

>>8347586
>reads and posts on /LGBT
>Whatever helps you sleep at night....
why are you bagging on the guy, hes being brutally honest?

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>>8348621
>>8348655

>>8352038
C-can i find transbians on this?

chasers get out. this board aint for you

>>8347453
>straight
>wants feminine benis
Pick one and only one OP.

>>8356983
>gay
>wants feminine pênis
Pick one

>>8359289
Wanting dick is gay, no matter the amount of mental gymnastics you perform to convince yourself otherwise.

>>8359824
Thats what you tell yourself to Cope. Read >>8348655
>>8348621

>>8359824
then 90% of the world is technically bisexual
t. gay person that would date an ftm even w.o penis

>>8359978
>gay
>want to date a vag
Leave this board breeder.

>>8359992
almost everyone needs to leave this board then

>>8347453
no tranny fits those requirements, maybe a transtrender

>>8359897
>Thats what you tell yourself to Cope
With what exactly?

>>8347453
>straight person on /lgbt/ to chase after transgirls
>those requirements
>"she" "her"

You will literally never get with a transgirl without paying for it and even then she will never love you. You're pathetic and should feel pathetic.

>>8347453

You would have to be a literal 10/10 and make 6 figures to even have a chance at a transgirl like that.

The only solid way to get with transgirls is to be a transgirl.

>>8347453
Dude, desu, i think it would probably be best if u just killed urself.

>>8347453

Speaking as a transwoman who meets your requirements....I can almost guarantee you don't meet mine

P.S
Go to hell

>>8361736
I make 6 figures...date me!

t. closeted AGP chaser

Gross

brazil or escort sites

>>8361911
>closeted AGP chaser
You're closeted AGP and a chaser, or you chase AGPs but are in the closet about it, or you chase closeted AGPs?

>bailey jay
>looking and talking like a real woman
ha

>>8369524
Obviously OP didn't mean she was a perfect example of what he wanted, he said bonus points for a big uncut cock.

add me on discord you won jenna
#1215 willing to chat

>>8348655
Cock also feels really good.

>>8369524
Does it matter? She's hot, a lot hotter than many genetic women.
Would much rather bed her than probably 85 percent of genetic amerixan women.

>>8369731
you just have low standards

I just find the androgynous look that MtF or FtM quite cute and attractive.

>>8371793
Youre just a faggot

Will writing "LGBT friendly" on my tinder profile get me more matches? Asking about mtf trans.

>>8372926

If you want to get with transwomen, don't say anything suggesting you specifically like transwomen, you don't even need to write "lgbt friendly."

However you will have good odds if you write bisexual or pansexual.

In all other circumstances, don't.

Even when you're interacting with a transwoman. Unless she brings it up, you don't talk about it and you just act like she's any other girl.

Also don't ask a transwoman to fuck you. If she wants you to interact with her girldick she'll let you know. If she makes it clear she doesn't want to be touched there it means she hates it and would rather you act as if it wasn't there.

>>8373529
Ok. This makes total sense. Thank you.

>>8355813
yeh

Walmart. Walmart you dumb azz. Just hang out by the condom isle and keep tapping your foot three times in a row. It's the secret code.

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