Gay General - Sleepy Cats Edition

turning 20 in a month and im still a handholdless virgin, its really getting to me at this point..... any cute bois in toronto?....

how much would you care if you find out the really hot guy you like has a micropenis?

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>>8347063
>tfw no /x/ bf

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>>8347076

That would suck a lot but if i liked him/loved him i would make it work besides dick size isn't everything.

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>>8347048
I barely dream any more, and when I do it usually hurts

>>8347073
I'm 25 and the same so don't get your hopes up

>>8347076
top him?

>>8347076
Unless he's okay with inviting guys over to fuck me, I'm not going to be in it. Im not a top, and no sexual satisfaction in a relationship is a bad base to build upon.

>>8347073
>I haven't bothered reaching out to more than 3 guys on grindr
well...

>>8347116
I was thinking about experimenting on grinder/squirt for a first time but i was told about the marshmallow effect.

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So what is everyone up too?

Clubbing? Hobbying? Fucking?

>>8347186
looking for a replacement bf before leaving my current one

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>>8347187

Why? Tell us your story. Breathe life into this thread.

>>8347209
I've told it multiple times before. Should I just tripfag when I mention him? It's the 0 stamina bf

>>8347186
Waiting for my lip to heal. I've been trying to find a guy to get rid of my gag reflex with and the first one was rough. Fun, but it bust my lip.

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>>8347186

relaxing with some wine and the satisfaction that my ex is rotting in prison.

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>>8347211

Oh yeah, the fat bf. How long is he able to last anyways?

>>8347216

Damn son. He must have been really rough with you if that happened.

>>8347229
>How long is he able to last anyways?
way too long considering his endurance

>>8347229
oh how long he can fuck

maybe 10 minutes or so at best, then he just gives up

>>8347224

Sounds like a story. Care to share?

>>8347231
>>8347234
>10 minutes

Are you the top or is he? I take it the top.

I suppose all fat guys are different. Some can go long and others cant.

>>8347241
he's the top and his excuse for not bottoming is his lethal bowel disease or whatever that will kill him within 15 years. forgot the name.

>>8347250

IBS or crohn's disease? Those are really bad for bottoms. It basically forces a person to go top full time.

Your top just needs to hit the gym and stop being a puss or at least workout at home.

>>8347229
Yeah he actually face fucked me, but at a normal blowjob angle. It was fun but he just wanted to cum and bugger off, so no use for a regular thing. The guy who I think I'll have back was much older, but very relaxed. It's a nice change from all the married self-loathing guys who are terrible for my self-esteem. I mean I like being used, but at least try and take a bit of interest in me hey. Something about how I look, or a little bit of conversation. The only disadvantage about the old guy was he had MASSIVE balls, so when we did try the lying on the back position they covered my nose too.

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>>8347241

I met him through a dating website. He came across as quaint and boring but we were both looking to settle.

We dated several years but never lived together; he claimed he needed privacy and I didn't mind. He was only a 10 minute drive away.

Everything about him was peachy, almost mediocre. He never did anything outrageous and was reliable. Sex wasn't mind blowing nor was it yawn-inducing. What I really liked about him was his dependability. He wasn't the type to go on a bender or do drugs, nor did he sleep around far as I could tell. He treated me well and never had a bad thing to say about anyone, not even his ex-wife.

Then a couple months ago the cops raided his house, confiscated his computer and some dvds. He was trading child pornography. We're not talking gray area 17-18, more along the lines of 8-10 year old boy rape. At court we were shown an exhibit of the shit he had. It turned my stomach.

I was questioned exhaustively of course and once they acquitted me of any association (they took my computer and tore it apart before admitting they fried the motherboard and reimbursed me) They locked his ass up in the slammer. He's doing 15 years in some California prison.

I remember he kept pleading me to stand by him and even lie for him. I informed the prosecutor and when he was unanimously found guilty they tacked on several more years for attempting to elicit false testimony.

When I told him I wouldn't lie for him, he threw away the facade he had worn. He went from caring wholesome mr joe average to some kind of Persona Shadow. Almost overnight he became a vicious foul mouthed monster.

>>8347267

Face fucking is good but damn is it tough. I still have my gag reflex. Also nice that you stopped messing with married men. From what i hear they are nothing but trouble.

>The only disadvantage about the old guy was he had MASSIVE balls, so when we did try the lying on the back position they covered my nose too.

hahaha that could be a problem.

>>8347277

Oh damn that is fucking horrible. I bet you had to take a long shower to get his pedo filth off of you haha.

>ex wife

That was another red flag but not related to the pedo crap. Hope you can find a normal guy who isn't one of those people.

>>8347277
well, that beats my depressed selfish alcoholic ex that made me fat.

.. why are so many guys so fucked up? I feel like a weirdo for being ordinary.

>>8347278
Mine is getting better, but my jaw hurts so I'm calling it quits for the week. I don't mind married men, I mean I have no moral objection, and they're less likely to have an STD. My issue since I find these guys through craiglist is the ones who you can just tell are lost in the fantasy. Usually willing to drive an absurd distance. About 30-45. Talking excessively about how hot it'll be and so on. I'm half their age and somehow more realistic about things.

I had the one guy on wednesday, made a big thing about being discrete and so on. Immediately after he came he started going on about how cum is disgusting and how he was going to have another shower despite having had one just before I arrived. Like oh, ta very much. I'm trying to be sexy over here but never fucking mind.

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>>8347294

I was appalled to say the least. Here was a guy who fulfilled my every need. He loved knitting, hiking and church work. I even met his folks. Nice old fashioned people and his sisters are amazing. I'm still on good terms with his older sister and I'm glad to hear nobody in his family is on his side.

I didn't waste any time washing away his presence and settled with a dude who is a little dangerous (he likes to sky dive and ride motorbikes) but I made damn well sure he had no secrets. He's a good man and we're going steady.

He spoke at length about his ex-wife but it was never oh she's to blame, she's the problem etc. He admitted he had shortcomings and I think that in a way made him more interesting.

I still get letters from him (I think his folks give him money so he can buy postage, I'm not sure how it works) I just toss that shit in the garbage. I don't want to know how bad he has it. Nothing he's dealing with now can compare to what he was peddling.

Good riddance to unwanted trash I say.

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>>8347300

I think a lot of guys from gaygen feel this way compared to what's really outside in the gay community. We are a special type of gay.

>>8347303

I'm just a newbie when it comes to breathing out of my nose while doing oral, i think its why lose steam a lot. I just gotta train myself better. lol

I thank the heavens i don't have to deal with those old dudes.

>>8347315

Knitting sounds like a nice hobby to take up. Nice to hear you met someone else and are going steady, sky diving sounds like it would be really fun but im afraid of heights so i don't think i could ever do. Also good on you for throwing those letters away, I'm surprised the other prisoners haven't killed him yet.

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I got some chicken dinner to make so i will catch you nerds some other time later.

Nice chatting. Also to you single dudes, try to go out and try your luck tonight. Don't sit in the house like stick in the mud.

>>8347317
I'm good with the breathing, just the little retching thing I want to get rid of. I'm sure one guy enjoyed it though, I suppose it would make you feel quite big. I love to float around an older man with no clothes on. You'd think having an effete young man to greet you at home after work and help blow off some steam would be the ideal, but they just don't want to know. Shame too because some of them have nice apartments.

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>>8347332

I myself love to crochet and it's a hobby I share with lots of men and women in my area. I was surprised to find so many dudes who relish it. Guys with families, kids, average jobs like garbage disposal and demolition. There's even a tough guy covered in tattoos at our local meetup who won't shut up about all the dainty potholders he makes.

He's clearly gay because his boyfriend showed up with green bean casserole and gave him a big ole smooooooooch in front of us. This tough guy turned beet red and we all laugh whenever his bf comes along. It was like something out of an cliche trope film where the strong guy is secretly a dainty little princess. He's lots of fun.

My current bf yeah, sky diving is his drug. He once invited me to come along and I told him no thanks, I'll stay on the ground and watch for his splat! Heights scare me too.

I imagine pedos are kept away in some prisons where they can't be targeted. Even the roughest murderers are disgusted by them or target them for prison cred.

All in all, I don't wish suffering on him. I can only hope when they release him, he'll change his ways or get chemically castrated. But given the recidivism of that crime, I suspect he'll fall back into his old ways.

I do fear reprisal because if the volume of letters he sends (I receive on average 3-4 a week) is any indication, he's not going to forget me easily,

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What's a good way to tell a guy on Tinder you want to just choke on his dick until your cheeks turn blue without coming off as slutty?

I'm new to this whole gay flirting thing.

Factcheck penis hygiene please.
>>8347493
>>8347545
>>8347604

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>>8347614
The only absolute quantifiable difference I've read about between circumcised vs non-circumcised is that countries where it's the norm to circumcise have a noted decrease in male testicular cancer, and cancer of the cervix on women. Personally I don't even believe that, because countries where it's the norm generally have better overall healthcare anyway. Another study postulated that somewhere around 20 babies in the UK die from botching it, and 160 men a year die of the cancer. Those are some very small numbers to be basing an argument either way.

There's an insignificant difference in sensitivity for cut men, but it doesn't increase the average time to cum. It can be argued correctly that it makes genital hygiene easier. It shouldn't be done to babies, people should reach an age where they can decide for themselves

>>8347234
does he cum too quickly, take too long, or start wheezing and panting and gives up? i havent heard the story before

>>8347540
>without coming off as slutty?
most dudes see that as you being a prude. just be forward.

just saw an extremely hideous guy together with a average-to-nice looking woman, they were kissing and then holding hands on their way to get more popcorn

desu i wonder how fucking ugly the str8 men who complain about how hard it is to find someone are

>>8347859
he's probably rich, hung, or getting cheated on regularly.
even if he's none of those things, he's a rarity. i've known countless normal dudes who can't get anything, regardless of wealth or status, because they're short or ugly as fuck. hell, i've known wayyyyyy too many fat, ugly, pimple faced women who had insanely high standards.
>women would rather share a high value male than have a faithful, low value one

>>8347255
I asked him if it was Chron's but he said it was something similar but limited to his stomach or whatever, and I forgot the name
well it sucks he can't fuck for two shits then
>>8347674
wheeze and pant, then asks for me to ride him or just insist we finish by jerking off. A bf who can't bottom and is a terrible top. again, >>8347187

>>8348129
that sucks dude. i got an asthma attack once while fucking lol, that really fucking sucked.
tell the fucker to diet and do cardio, if not for you for the next sad sap who takes his sub par cockle

>>8348137
thing is I work out 4+ times a week and asked him to join me but on multiple occasions but he flat out refuses every time

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>tfw fakegps tickles my inner attention whore just right

>>8348143
not sure what's more pathetic, a lazy loser, or the loser who stays with him until he can "replace" him. just makes you sound really insecure, desu.

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>mfw I'm 18 and still piss the bed sometimes

>>8348493
Post wart and sexyguy's pics

>hes gay AND poor
poorfags btfo

>>8347076
I would tease him about it at first, but after a few minutes of joking, it wouldn't matter to me at all.

>Look at all gay people I know
>"Fuck! They're all fags! I'll never get a bf!"
>Download grindr
>Beg bear-daddies to fuck my virginity away
>Get horny
>Fap and cum because too horny
>Look at what I'm doing and feel disgusted
>"I don't want this; I want a bf to love!"
>Delete grindr
>Cry
I keep doing this. What's wrong with me, /gaygen/, and how can I fix it?

How do i become less of a slut? I'm a closet fag addicted to anonymous sex but afterwards just feel worthless.

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>meet mr perfect last year or so through tinder
>he's way out of my league, oversocial while I'm a mute autist
>incredibly thick dick, bisex with little to no femfag traits
>we continue snapchatting however since then and I hope we end up meeting each other again
>start talking with another guy on snapchat I met through tinder
>haven't met him
>suddenly yesterday, out of nowhere, mr perfect exclaims "hahahaha [name of the other guy] is really onto you"
>???????????
>talk to both of them
>apparently they knew each other as well and snapchat had spoiled that we 3 were top snapchatters with each other and they figured it out
fucking hell snapchat

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>be me
>chubbyfit
>broad chest
>well-maintained scruffy beard
>attract mostly bottoms

>be a huge bottom and on anti-depressants that's keeping me from getting a boner in the first place

What's a subtle way of broaching the subject before you get to the bedroom

>>8349603
I don't care to bring the subject up myself because I'm vers but most guys just asks me upfront if I top or bottom

>>8347614
>listening to dykes' opinions on penises.

Be honest with me here gays, imagine it's a life or death situation, you're going to die unless you either fuck an ftm in his pussy, or fuck an mtf in her butt.
Which one do you choose?

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>>8349726

I may be a cum guzzling cockslave but I'll do either if it means I get to live.

I'd take the mtf hands down tho

>>8349726
I chose death.
I do not compromise on my homosexuality.

>>8347076

honestly, I would be more into him.

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>>8349475
>>8349506
>tfw can't imagine having the confidence to use apps

>>8349755
right on brother

>>8349603
>I want your dick

Also stop being a gross chubby guy.

>>8349506
What's the problem? Seems like it's time to get double dicked/

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>>8349842
Well I would have liked to meet mr perfect again some time but I've got something going on with the other guy and now mr perfect knows that and now we most likely won't get to meet each other again 1 on 1. Unless in the case of double dicking I guess, which seems unlikely but at this point more likelier than meeting meeting only mr perfect again.
and I don't like threesomes in the first place because the intimacy is just not the same

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>when the aneros does its magic and spreads the indescribable feeling from your prostate down your legs and up your spine

truly pity the men who will never experience this in their lifetime

Kill it, kill it with fire!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSMo-Oqjtg

Anyone ever used coconut oil as lube? Used it for the first time to fuck my bf as we had some issues with water based last night, seemed to work really fucking well, I was able to fuck him for about 15-20 mins straight without him becoming too sensitive.

>tfw a manly bara bf will never fuck you with a MAGA hat on

;_;

>>8350194
...That's actually a great idea.

is it okay to cheat on your bf if you plan to dump him soon anyway?

>>8350248
Why not dump him first?

Causes him to be less mad and thus less likely to murder you in your sleep.

>>8350260
dunno, that's probably a good idea. just had a guy a met a while ago and fucked like 4 times, asking what I was doing tonight so that's why I asked

still trying to figure out how to do the dumping though, it's my first bf

>>8350248
>>8350297
feelgood pls

>>8350219

I'd recommend it, worked really well for us. Smells and tastes good too.

>new to gay flirting

What are some good teasing pictures over snap

Want to get a bit more interesting than just bulgepic#10,000

>>8349475
I stopped looking at porn and just jerk off in the shower every morning.
I feel a lot saner now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdFAooyd9yA

You will never be alpha.

> visiting my family for the week, working from parent's house (yay for flexible job)
> dad's birthday is tomorrow
> planned birthday lunch/dinner at his favorite restaurant with my grandma
> wake up, get dressed and go downstairs
> dad comments on what Im wearing, but don't think much of it
> get call from grandma, tell her we're almost ready to pick her up
> go upstairs and shower quick
> come back down; dad is moping on the couch
> Are you ready to go?
> No Im just going to take a motorcycle ride by myself, Im not feeling up to it
> says half-hearted good bye on the way out the door
He didn't say anything, but I know hes disappointed in me.
He'll never forgive me for being gay even if he wont say it
He just feels sorry for himself that he didn't get what he wanted out of me.
Usually its ok, but every now and then this happens.
I was super energetic, now Im just fucking depressed and trying not to let it get me down.
Just cant wait to get back home tomorrow so I can go on this date I have scheduled and not think about my family.
When did you realize you are an eternal disappointment , /gaygen/?

p.s. I was wearing salmon colored shorts and a t-shirt from Kohl's which is mostly dark grey and a some splotches of white and dark reddish/purple. I dont look super fabulous though, I mostly looked yuppy-ish. Im pretty critical of how I come off.

>>8350627
>You will never be insecure enough to base your identity and self-worth on your fragile over-inflated ego and constantly seek out a co-dependent relationship in which you require the admiration of losers with weak egos who are desperate for external validation to validate you in turn.

A real man doesn't need other men to validate his ego in a bullshit hierarchy.
A real man could go live in the woods and survive on his own.
A self-professed "alpha male" would charge into the woods without proper preparation to prove to his betas how tough he is and die trying to fight a bear or some stupid shit.

I keep having gay dreams

I have been trying to avoid all thoughts of how I like men, because I disagree with it it's really getting to me, making me cry because I wake up with feelings of joy after having lucid dreams about being kissed and held by men

It upsets me :( Ive worked so hard to suppress this

>>8350720
>I keep having human dreams

>I have been trying to avoid all thoughts of how I am human, because I disagree with it and think I am a magical unicorn pony, it's really getting to me, making me cry because I wake up with feelings of joy after having lucid dreams about walking on two legs and having normal friends

>It upsets me :( Ive worked so hard to suppress this

>>8350720
GG u gay senpai, probably explains why you're in a gay thread
> tldr; GG u gay

>>8350840
> senpai

Apparently 'f/a/m' without / gets autocorrect to that ok

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>>8350720

give yourself over to absolute pleasure

swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh

erotic nightmares beyond any measure

and sensual daydreams to treasure, forever

>>8350720
>>8350736
i keep having male dreams. am i not really trans?
t. mtf

>>8350691
>being beta enough to type that all out

>>8350858
I won't deny I want to kiss a man so badly

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>>8350870

>>8350870
>if i call him a beta it will make me feel better about myself

typical "alpha" insecurity

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>>8350881
Don't dream it.

Be it.

>>8350895
Naw. I'm a total beta. But you're like a whole nother level

>>8350720
Gay dreams are just about how you know the deal is sealed. Sorry pal.

Don't waste time and energy fighting yourself about it. Life is too short and so on

>>8350911
>I'm a weak faggot, but you're weaker because you don't agree that other men are better than you.

lol. pathetic.

>>8350720
Try a guy out on grindr. If you like it you do, if you don't you don't. You could also just be curious so eliminate the unknowns, anon.

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>>8347063
How does /gaygen/ feel about faghags?

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Why is sucking cock so good

>>8350899
>tfw no large alpha dragqueen bf

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>>8350932

I think we should clarify

faghag as in a close female confidant you'd jump in front of a bus for and do everything in your power to defend and cherish?

Or

faghag OMG GAYGUIZ KISSING SO HOT LEMME BUY YOU CUTIES A DRINK OMG CAN I MAKE YOU MY PET? MY GIRLFRIENDS WOULD LOVE TO SEE ME WALKING AROUND WITH A GAY GUY!

If it's the first, every gay man needs a good female friend to deflect the bullets and keep creepos away and you can be there for her, listen to her problems, friend stuff in general. A relationship borne of genuine feelings and altruism.

The other...can jump in a pool of molten lava as I cackle away like some evil Sith lord.

>>8350959
>A relationship borne of genuine feelings and altruism.
Also known as anon's desperate fantasies.
Such things cannot be found in a cishet.
Only cruelty and malice.

>>8350959
I was talking about the second one

> A relationship borne of genuine feelings and altruism.

These women must be cherished.

>>8350976
Wot

>>8351004
>Wot
No wot.
Your idea of a faghag is nothing but an idle fantasy that does not exist in real life.

>>8351053
lolokay

>>8351180
One day you will understand.

>>8351217
lolokay

time to wrap myself up for another aneros session

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>>8350248
>>8350297

If you feel like that is something that you must do than so be it. Just know that you are a horrible person and i hope the next guy you get with poz's you up.... oh who am i kidding, you still wouldnt learn your lesson. Do whatever you want you two dollar skank.

Why is this place so dead anyways?

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Anyone here?

>>8351877
Helloo

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Man this place isn't what it used to be. Oh well.

>>8351867
a lot of people left for the discord I think
I miss when this place was more active

>>8351892
>>8351898

Hey there. What are you two up too?

>>8351894
What do you want to talk about senpai? Calling me a two dollar skank won't get me talkative.

>>8351906
I'm new here just listing to my music *waves*

>>8351906
same as always
youtube
pointlessly browsing
lamenting my piss poor life decisions

reeee why can't my bf cheat on me so breaking up with him isn't my fault

>>8352052
It's never someones fault though.

>>8350720

Pray. It's demons.

anyone else cums immediately when he rests his perineum on your face?

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>lost 60lbs in ~7 months and back to healthy weight
>body looks and feels SO MUCH BETTER
>not 100% happy with it, still need to keep working on it, but don't hate myself anymore and enjoy looking in the mirror
>hot summer days starting up, trying to save money on electricity by keeping the AC off until bedtime
>currently sitting here naked

I feel so uncomfortable right now...

I've been walking around my apartment naked for a few months and I always enjoy it, after years of covering myself up because I hated my body it feel very liberating.. but its just been for short little bursts and then I wrap myself up in a robe or throw on some underwear and a t-shirt..
but now I'm trying to get comfortable just being naked the whole time I'm alone in my apartment and part of my brain wont stop telling me to put my clothes back on.

>tfw no aneros super o today either
https://www.youporn.com/watch/8353802/aneros-full-body-orgasms-highlights/
video unrelated, not me

>>8352721
What are aneros like?
t. has never done anything anal

>>8352736
breeder RAUS

>https://www.tube8.com/gay/blowjob/stripper-teases-and-sits-on-a-party-goers-face/4450811/

holy shit, serious question, where can I find gay strip clubs where you blow the stripper off? germany?

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>tfw ERPing has made me a huge power bottom irl
fugg

>>8352559
great work anon, just be patient. i dont like being naked much but thats just because i dont want my great grandmother looking at my shaved ass from heaven

>>8351877
>>8351894
im assuming youve been here for a long time since you feel the need to tripfag. maybe try doing something else with your life?

How much money can I make as a moderately attractive mid-20s aged man as a prostitute?

I've really wanted to have a relationship with another man for so long, but all the attractive men at my age just want to have hook-ups. I feel like I'm wasting my youth all alone waiting for a hot guy to date. In the meantime, I thought I would try to use my looks while I can to make a little extra money. But how much could I really get, and how would I even try to do it safely? I'm still an anal virgin (I was trying to save it for a relationship, but that won't happen soon) so I thought I might be able to sell that for a good amount.

Anyone here have experience with this? I've been hit on by older men before so I know I'd at least have customers.

I feel like I get a new fetish every month

this time it's facesitting. again pretty uncommon in porn and rimming is not just the same, but facesit rimming is fine

>>8353007
maybe its the dominance thing

>>8353013
I dunno, feel like it's more the dirty musky part of it. I mean, have you ever smelled that area? Smell can't get muskier and more manlier, it's p hot. Couple it with a jerkoff and you finish in no time.

>>8353017
i hope theyre clean

>>8353022
well I would never go down on anyone unclean, that's for sure

>>8353007

I love it when my bf sits on my face and he loves getting rimmed like that too.

>>8347073
Turning 24 in December, kissless, handholdless virgin. I'm near Toronto tho

>>8347108
>Gay cuck life

>>8347364
I'm jealous. I found a good guy once but he was into rock climbing and I'm afraid of heights just like you but the day after the date he said he didn't think it would work out
>Because you don't like rock climbing

>>8347364
>Get chemically castrated
That doesn't do what you think it does anon. Chemical castration is a drug you have to keep taking. It's not even guaranteed to work

>>8348682
Are you cute enough that I could forgive you for pissing the bed?

>>8349475
Get a bf to love

>>8353277
21, kissless, handholdless virgin from the UK, no one likes bara dudes it seems.

>>8350314
Post your foot with a sock half off, do it off the side of your bed with the camera leading up your leg. You may need a friend for this. You want an enticing inviting photo that makes them want to take your sock off and jam it in your mother while they ride your bussy

>>8353329
>Mother
Meant to say mouth

>>8350856
Yes welcome to 4chan, Reddit
Tbh (lowercase) turns into desu
Family shorthand becomes senpai
cuck in all caps becomes KEK
Those are the ones I know

>>8352967
What do you ERP on anon?
I was PB from ERP for a while but then some twink asked me to do his masturbation
>K
Back to switch life

>>8353351
Dom* his masturbation

>>8353325
I don't like bara desu
Fat bottoms seem to like bara though. Do you like 'cubs'?
Cuz I'm not one and don't know any that are single

>>8353359
I don't like fat. Only other /fit/ guys or maybe skinny guys, but that's pushing it.

>>8353388
Ever try going to fit? I heard they're all faggots

Anyone know what happened to some cute Persian guy that used to frequent these threads?? Was a long time ago that i saw him

Anyways if you see him tell him I got finally got laid.

>>8353400
I'll give it a shot. Ty anon

>>8353502
:C
I'm so good at helping anons be gay but I can't find a bf myself
Life is suffering

It's the right choice to choose my bf over transition right


Transition is just a meme

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>>8352967
Is that you in the pic

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>>8352978
You could say the same for yourself and everyone else here.

>tfw still no small qt bf appearing next to me when I wake up

>tfw you have the ideal female hip-to-waist ratio and you aren't even female

Good morning cuties!

>>8354131

good morning hot stuff, how's it hanging?

>>8354167
I accidentally my penis..
It doesnt right now

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>>8354167
playing some emily is away too. Fun stuff!

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>>8354175

wat happened senpai?

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>>8354196

>Emily
Oooh what's this ? Enlighten me

Also NIN ftw

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE
YOU'RE GONNA GET! WHAT YOU DESERVE

>>8354203
!!
It's a text game based in the year 2006 when AOL is still a thing lol. You make choices in the game and what you say affects the story.

This game is very emotional when I played the first one I ended up crying x.x The first one is a bit dry and doesn't have the charm that the second one has. But the first one is free. The second one is what I'm doing right now and I love it so far.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/417860/Emily_is_Away/

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>>8354218

Oooh neato! and it's f2pm. Downloading at the speed of want!

I'm enjoying a cigarette and getting my ass kicked at Nioh yes I'm a filthy console fag, laugh at my frame rates, n-not like I care or anything!

>>8354230
Hope you enjoy!

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>>8354266

Just finished downloading, I'll give it a this afternoon, Nioh demands all my attention plus Willam is bae af, I love his accent.

Have a wonderful day nickchan!

>>8354276
thank you thank you! You too!

>>8347073
WEW lad this makes me glad I got laid last year even if my bf was a boring slut

>>8347076
I would make fun of him relentlessly for it, but if he was really really hot I could maybe get over it

>>8354197
Tugged too hard, sprained?

>>8347277
That's fucking wild my nigga

>>8352052
you do not need a reason to break up with somone

>>8353302

What a big jerk! I understand sharing in a hobby is good but kicking you to the curb because you're afraid of heights? Not cool!

>>8353308
Yeah I figured as much. Unless there's a court mandate I doubt most pedos would willingly do such a thing unless they wanted to change for the better (can the courts tell you to take those drugs? I'm clueless)

Would you fuck a straight mtf?

Cats sock, they've made me go to the hospital on occasion.
Damned allergies

>tfw no ginger bf

>>8348143
I am really insecure, it's no secret

>>8348513
>>8354553

broke up with my bf yesterday...
i just feel so depressed, angry and suicidal now

>>8354567
Just think it will past in time. Everyone has those feelings when they just get out of a relationship. Stay strong!

>>8354567

It's natural to be upset but please, if you're feeling suicidal seek help or call a hotline. Talk to someone please anon? Stay safe!

>>8354590
>>8354590
>>8354590
>>8354590
>>8354590
>>8354590

>>8354589
I'll try, ty. It has just never happened to me before and we were together for 4 months.
>>8354590
Nah, he is not worthy killing myself over. I mean I would like to have that on his consciousness for what he has done to me but he would probably kill myself then as well.

>>8354593
Good boy! c:

>>8354567
>tfw so scared to lose my bf I'm repressing being a tranny

Still that probably has merits outside of keeping him.

>>8352978

Newfag pls go.

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>>8354630

I see you post from time to time, what is your deal?

You know you cant be a real woman right?

>>8354396
No.

But I'd fuck a FTM because I'm, you know, gay.

Some of you queens put too much importance on the dick.

>>8354673

I think that is because most here are bottoms so of course they would say no to dating a ftm because no dick.

Just curious here, would you guys be okay with an FtM? Like chill enough to be friends and stuff?

And secondly, would you be willing to fuck with a post-op FtM??

I ask because I want to see how different or similar your views are to that of the lesbians here, who mostly seem to utterly hate and despise all transwomen regardless of whether they are lesbian or straight.

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>>8354673

but i need a big strong winky in my liiiiiiiife!

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>>8354688

Friends are okay. As for post-op.... no. I seen the pictures and they are scary.

Would rather them stay pre-op down on the bottom and just use a dragon dildo or something.

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>>8354688

1. People are people, wouldn't bother me unless they wanted to get at my danglers.

2. No, meaning no offense but I need a real man. SRS scares me.

I don't hate trans anything, I just wish they wouldn't flip their shit when I want a REAL man and no amount of transition will change that.

>>8354692
I have my own.

It's not amazing but it expels pee from my body so it does it job

>>8354699
*causally looks at post op pictures*

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>>8354699

KITTY! <3 <3 <3

catfags are the worst
t. dogfag

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>>8354865

>>8354865
I have a dog wish it was a cat though feelsbadman

>>8354932
of course you need a relative to walk it 3 times a day and pick up its shit

>>8353002
bump on this

Please someone respond. It's my birthday. :(

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>>8355153

happy birthday qt

no, don't sell your body, it ain't worth the shame and potential drama. sooner or later you're gonna end up with some shitty std or worse case scenario, some angry repressed jock is going to stomp your asshole inside out for no reason.

there is nothing fancy or romantic about selling your boipucci for money. the real deal is dark, dirty and leaves you addicted to drugs, booze and closely associated with the underbelly of society.

you want true love? make a fucking effort, get off adam4adam.

a relationship where you can respect one another doesn't fall in your lap except in fairy tales. stop being lazy and get out there you stupid child.

btw get a fucking job you disgusting freeloader.

smooches <3

>>8355153
Happy Birthday
and don't be a prostitute, it just seems so incredibly demeaning

>>8355227
Thanks, but I've been trying for years. I'm getting older and realize I'm not going to have my looks for much longer. Since I'm not going to have a relationship while I'm young, it doesn't make sense to me to never take any advantage of them. I've realized that men in their 20s just don't generally want relationships. I've only had one in my life, and he was cheating on me.

I don't want to get involved in drugs or anything, hence why I wanted to do it safely. There must be classier customers out there, but I don't know how to find that kind of crowd...

I feel like I'm going to seriously regret never using my looks in life if I allow myself to get old all alone. I just want to be appreciated somehow. If it can't be emotionally, then at least some compensation is something...

Summarize your dating experience
>shitty weeklong fling with psycho who's not over me after 8 months
>regrettable hookup with guy from grindr who was ugly with terrible breath, lose oral virginity
>month and a half with ok guy who just didn't click, and gave toothy blowjobs
>one date with flaky dude from grindr who occasionally talks with me over snapchat

I hate grindr, everyone on it so desperate or arrogant. I'm talking to a really cute guy right now, but he's kinda far away feelsbadman
I don't even care about sex I just want a guy who I fit with

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>tfw the only people in the gay scene in Norway are either your stereotypical assless-chaps-and-wearing-a-dildo-choke-in-the-pride-parade monstrosity or effiminate fuccbois
I just want a dude, man.

>>8355305
>I just want a guy who I fit with

Then why the fuck are you on grindr?

>>8355315
Because I'm in highschool, and the only gay guys there are the two I've dated and a fat kid who wears makeup
Around 80 trendy lesbians though

>>8355313
>effiminate fuccbois
gimme
only ugly men here

Can i post lewd pics of myself here?

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>>8355282

I'm sorry if I was nasty but I speak from experience.

When I was young and hot to trot I sold my body, thinking I'd be safe. I wanted what you wanted but I figured if I can hunt for that and make some dosh, why not?

It was a full time job; wake up, drink green tea, take a shit and starve myself for the day. Hook up with 'classy' men I thought would honor our contract.

I got the crap beaten out of me by men refusing to pay up and I've sucked many a repressed man's cock, only to be rebuked and told how sick in the head I was.

I escaped from that lifestyle about 6 years ago. I thank the powers that be I walked away from it with no STDS but the mental pain still remains.

You're young, you're desperate for love and affection. I know exactly how you feel bro.

Finding a loving wholesome relationship is becoming a quest inofitself these days but trust me, it's worth the effort.

Get a real job, stay away from the shitty club scene and gay lifestyle and I'm sure you'll find Mr Right.

Please anon, I'm begging you, don't go down the same road I once did. Sure the money was great but it wasn't worth the luggage I carry now.

>>8355325
>Around 80 trendy lesbians though
Because it's so much more acceptable. Some of them probably aren't even lesbian. But gay guys stay closeted.

>>8355371
>Some of them probably aren't even lesbian.
no way really
But they're so vocal they must be
I swear to god my school's GSA is almost only fucking fake dykes. The guy I dated for like a week took me to a meeting it was hell

>>8355305
>non-existent
>grindrs got nothing
>too socially inept to attempt to actually meet anyone or use tinder or whatever

>>8355417
Is your grindr all tops too?
I'm still a virgin, and not looking to lose it on a hookup, but every guy is a fucking top

>>8355368
Thanks for your post. It just seems like society is getting worse. Maybe in 5 more years no one will even want relationships at all; everyone will be "liberated" and just have hook-ups for life. Hell, it seems like that's what all the "daddies" do, and I constantly see guys in the 30s and 40s on apps still just looking for hook-ups. It's a dismal future.

I don't see any other way to find gay men my age. It's either the club or the apps. They just aren't anywhere else. I hate both so much, but they're really the only option I have. Even guys on OKC/"dating sites" just want to hook-up in the end.

Sometimes I wish I was born in an era when people had to hide this stuff, so that maybe they would value the time together more. Now it's taken for granted and it's all hollow.

>>8355423
>but every guy is a fucking top

Where is this paradise? I've never been in a place where this has even been remotely close to happening. Even the people who claim to be "tops" around me end up asking me to fuck them.

>>8355423
pretty much
that and everyone's either too attractive and/or miles away

>>8355423
I only know that myself and my ex would only top strangers because we wouldnt want to let strangers fuck us in the ass and grindr is mainly used for cruising, so lots of tops on it.

>>8355450
>everyone's either too attractive
nope, everyone is ugly in my area and there are like only so few

>>8355430
long island

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>>8355424

trust me anon, they exist. it takes more effort and sometimes it's downright depressing but MEN who want a monogamous relationship are out there.

and I'm repeating myself but you're young. I myself despaired ever finding a loving man who cherishes me but you have to try! youth can make fools of us all, i know that firsthand.

people will still long for LTR 5, 10, 100 years from now. people will always want someone they can come home to, share a joke, snuggle and talk about silly couple things. The whole hook up/grindr culture comrs from people who only want quick gratification. don't let that stop you.

>>8355305
>3 week thing with a really cute guy who instantly dumped me once he found out I smoke on an off
>didnt really have much in common anyways he was just cute so it was probably for the best

>get led on twice by the same guy

And then thats all the gay guys I know who arent just gross. Tinder was a bust. Shits depressing.

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>got drunk on a giant bottle of wine last night
>woke up still drunk with my head feeling like it was over-inflated and an annoying scratch on my eyeball

Whyyyy?
I didn't even have fun last night.
Fuck that fucking shit.
Plus now I have to worry about all those fucking calories.
I hate myself.

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>>8355491

protip: pop some vit e complex and 2 glasses of salted water

no more hangover.

and please don't hate yourself sweety. wine on average is only 130 calories per glass, you're fine....as wine

>>8355481
>a really cute guy who instantly dumped me once he found out I smoke on an off
well he was just looking for one excuse then
he wouldnt have dated you for longer anyways

>>8355481
How is tinder? Is there a gay only section or something

>>8355510
I think you just set your preference and stuff

>>8355508
I mean true. I wasnt really that broken up over it I just kind of miss having a cute boy to make out with
>>8355510
You just set your preferences to looking for men.
And I live in a town of like 130k people and there is a college with like 20k people in it and I found maybe 3 or 4 guys who actually know how to take care of themselves and arent hella masc or hella fem over the course of like 2 weeks. And then eventually it just stopped showing me people cause I guess there isnt anyone left lol.

>tfw cute 21 year old wants me to get a fake and go clubbing on fire island
>tfw want to, but can't think of how I can get that past my parents

>>8355466
I'm sure they exist, but they're just not around me.

And I don't think I can compete with hook-up culture. Why would anyone want to try to get to know me and have sex when they can get it easier, with a hotter guy, and quicker? They can just sit back and wait for a hotter, better guy to show up and get everything they ever wanted out of sex. And even better, they can send him away exactly when they don't want him, like having a personal servant.

How the fuck can I compete with that?

>>8355510
>like in city of 600,000
>go through literally every man on the app
>get around 20 matches total
>only about 2 of them respond to my messages
>one just looking for hook-ups
>the other lives 50 miles away and isn't really much my type

You decide.

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>>8355504
The ibuprofen + coffee seems to have helped a lot.
I'll remember that for next time.. though at the moment I don't ever want there to be a next time.

I actually looked the nutrition info of the wine up online. It was Yellowtail Pino Grigio and 108 calories for 5oz.. I drank 1.5 liters... thats like 1100 calories.

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>>8355537

you don't compete with it, end of story.

you go on with your life, exercise some caution and try harder.

i gotta run, bbq with friends. wishing you a safe sunday. be true to yourself and take care ok?

*hugs*

>>8355527
What do you have to be 21 to be allowed to do?

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>>8355563

don't forget 1/5 of those calories are burnt when you urinate/sleep/etc. still, drinking that much is a recipe for disaster.

if you're really worried about calories but want to drink like a fiend, consume salted water when you drink. sodium burns calories and encourages metabolism.

>>8355588
If you want to get into a place that serves alcohol, ie a bar/club you have to be 21 in America

>>8355592
>consume salted water when you drink.

Yes, and have the worst hangover of your life.

is there like a discord server or something? I really like it here it's comfy

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>>8355620

don't put in 5 tablespoons you big goof! sodium deficiency is a huge part of why people suffer crippling hangovers. essential minerals and salts are pissed out when you drink. your body needs salt just as much as it needs folic acid.

a modest pinch is all you need, you big silly goose.

or eat a banana *slowly, i want to watch*

>>8355611
That's fucking weird.

>>8355592
I don't want to drink at all, but sometimes I get bored and do stupid shit.

I actually put salt in my coffee because it enhances the flavor. Either that or the ibuprofen have helped a lot because I don't feel like crawling into a hole and covering myself over anymore.

It's just the scratch on my eyeball that is driving me nuts now.
I need to remember to use my sleep mask before I pass out because apparently I sleep with my eyes open when I drink and then rub them all over my pillows.


>>8355677
why is it weird?

>>8355677
Which part?
The 21 thing is absolutely retarded considering it means that at 18 you're old enough to die in war and vote, but not have a glass of wine

>>8355681
>why is it weird?
>>8355788

>>8355812
Yea it's fucked, especially since everybody drinks before then anyway. Aside from parents who willingly give their kids alcohol, every kids parties

>>8355788
I think the age to die/vote and drink/smoke should all be raised to at least 23.
Also the age to drive should be raised to 18.

>>8355823
I didn't.

Your brain isn't even fully formed until something around mid 20s. Drinking, especially binge drinking like dumbass teens do, will permanently fuck your brain up. It's part of the reason the world is full of so many fucking retards.

>>8354664
I am too self aware to transition

The fact it can never be real keeps me repressing

>>8355895
>Drinking, especially binge drinking like dumbass teens do, will permanently fuck your brain up.
[citation needed]

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>>8355945

Well i think you should refrain from speaking about trans crap in gaygen. This isn't the place for it no offense.

>>8356049
>a major issue that affects many gay people
>no place for it in gaygen

>>8356007
>Brain development in heavy-drinking adolescents.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25982660

>Neurocognitive functioning of adolescents: effects of protracted alcohol use.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10698367

>Hippocampal volume in adolescent-onset alcohol use disorders.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10784466

>>8356068

Having tranny feels isnt a gay issue. Once you have them you're already trans.

I feel like you would have more luck/help on one of the MANY trans gens.

>>8356049
NO I need antagonistic reinforcement not encouragement from those cancerous trannies

I need to constantly enforce a state of fear and negativity towards transition to ensure I never do it

I will probably be 28 before I can start dating again. Is it hopeless? It sure seems that way.

>>8356116

Look either you want to transition or you don't. It's that simple. I mean if you know you would look like a hon then don't bother.

It sucks that a lot of gay guys have these feels especially twinks because it thins our numbers and grows theirs. Just talk to a therapist about this crap. (they would probably tell you to transition)

>>8356124

why so long?

>>8356148
I turn 28 in August. I couldn't date or do much of anything for years as a stay at home uncle,a depressed drone taken advantage of by my family. I came out and broke repression at 22. I'm losing weight and making myself over. It is an estimate.

>>8356140
It's ok. I have a pretty sweet situation
I found an abusive bf who beats me

>>8356124

My best friend had a 7 year dry spell, he's 32 and he hooked up with a nice man. it's a clear wife/hubby relationship but from what I see, his hubby respects him, treats him like a queen.

It's never too late senpai

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>>8356163

That doesn't sound good at all dammit.

>tfw no one to sit on my face

>>8356160

V sad

anyway you'll be fine lots of gays are emotionally immature and have never had a real relationship into their late 20s early 30s

>>8356202

My ass is kinda sweaty tho

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>>8356218
>my ass is kinda deliciously musky tho

>>8356218

you better take a pic of your spread boipucci covered in sweat

+5 pts if you have peach fuzz.

>>8356191
>it's a clear wife/hubby relationship
describe it pls

>>8356229

Well on your back and tongue out then, hope you don't need to breathe too much

>>8356254

>peach fuzz

It's more like moss desu

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>>8356273
yes daddy

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>>8356261

My friend has always been a fem. Not the skirt wearing cdagp type but he's a consummate homekeeper; cleans, cooks, the works all in addition to his full time job. He's super cute but he seems to enjoy the shaved head look. He could grow a luscious head of hair but he's got a fetish for Rob Halford, icky. It doesn't suit him because he's got a pretty girly face and the body of a cross country runner.

His bf is your cliche musclefruit. When they're together in public my friend is such prude, but when it's just us and friends his fem-side comes out, it's like day and night.

He tells me his bf likes to top and call him queen, madien and things of the like, gives me a solid chub everytime.

If only he'd stop shaving his head...he'd make the cutest princess despite being 30ish.

>>8356281
so hot

what's the public vs friends change like?

are either of them bi at all?

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Please issue one times bf before I drink myself to death

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Do gay people ever smuggle out groceries with their butts?

>>8356279

Good boy

>>8356281

>Not the skirt wearing cdagp type but he's a consummate homekeeper; cleans, cooks, the works all in addition to his full time job

Ideal bf desu famalam

>he wants a bf
hooking up with random guys on tinder and grindr is way more fun than same old same old

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>>8356316
take your coupon to the head desk

>>8356337
>not wanting a qt bf to be only with you and cuddle and stuff with

>>8356353
you can cuddle, sleepover and stuff with randoms too, I used to do it all the time before getting the bf

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>>8356309

Pure 6's on the Keynesian scale. Neither have either dated women by their own admission.

In public my friend and his bf are absolute puritans. No open displays of affection but hoo boy when that door closes/when nobody is looking, they won't stop playing the faggot fun frivolity fest™

It puzzles me because I'm very open about my affections and never shy away from kissing my bae in public cuz fuck people, I'm dating a 6'5 USMC veteran.

And further on topic. He's just a regular guy but at home he talks like some mincing little queen. I swear there's a transformation the second he comes home.

The best way to describe it is "we spent the entire day pretending we're friends, now I want to lick you up and down like a lollipop oh baby don't stop."

One time we were at the theater and I could see his bf was slowly inching a hand over my friend's crotch. It was the silly hand slap game for almost 2 hours. Back at their place they almost took it all off in front in me.

They apologized and I jokingly offered to join in and they gave me a look I can only describe as "either nut up or SHUT UP"

Secret between anon and me: I really want to see them fuck. I can only imagine so much but I bet their lovemaking is 50% romance and 50% hardfucking spray cum on the dresser drawers.

>>8356336
>Ideal bf desu famalam
what about one who does the skirt wearing too?

>>8356353
The coupon didn't work, stores said there out
I'm on my 9th beer of the evening
>>8356355
I have never convinced a hookup to cuddle with me

>>8356359
>I have never convinced a hookup to cuddle with me
uhh how do you manage this? I just invited guys over for a movie and it always ended up in cuddling and sex

>>8356358

Only if he's a big hairy scotsman in his family tartan

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What is everyone up too atm?

>tfw no gaygen snapchat group
can someone get on this already

>>8356357
>the Keynesian scale
*involuntarily punches window*

>>8356366
Unironically getting drunk on my own

>>8356381

I was going to do that but its still early and im being cheap.

>>8356366

edging while trying to find something good enough to nut to desu

>>8356382
Its just gone midnight here, and money is no object when you're drinking £4 box wine

>>8356366

horny, counting the days/seconds/minutes until hubby comes home and fucks me silly.

>>8356379

that's when you turn gay when the economy's bad but you turn straight when it gets good again

>>8356383

Why crank it when you could use one of those gay apps?

>>8356387

I haven't had box wine yet but if i did i would put it in a soda can to walk around drinking.

>>8356390

Oh lordy, what's it like being married?

>>8356398

Cause I have a bf but he's not around now

>>8356398

It's grand. Hubby works hard and I cook him filling delicious dinner.

Then I get my fill on his delicious filling cock.

>>8356366
Texting a drag queen I met yesterday.

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Can MTF be faghags or does their nature of being lower on the social totempole mean that gays won't put up with their virtue signaling and patronizing behavior common in cis faghags?

>>8356402
Do you and your husband do super cute things together?

>>8356400

Oh that bites. When you meet up do some lewd stuff.

>>8356402

He makes enough for the both of you to live?

>>8356405

For lewd, drag stuff or just general chat?

>>8356407

They can be but its rare i think, plus there is some wiggle room in there for banging thats why i think most don't faghag.

>>8356410

We cuddle, eat popcorn and watch silly British comedies. He's a fan of Blackadder but I prefer Fawlty Towers. We argue a solid 5 minutes then agree to watch both because married.

Other than that, boring married things and morning smooches and a BJ.

>have bf of four years now
>been bored of him for 3 now
>never wants do anything at all, no initiative
>meet older guy over a year ago
>met with him once, it was okay
>keep light contact with him, time passes and suddenly renewed interest
>he asked me to come visit him in the city once he gets back from his trips to europe
>flake at first, can't be assed to deal with public transportation since i'm borrowing a car
>man up and finally decide to do it
>spent yesterday all day with him
>OMG he's so fucking charming, charismatic, kinda cute, very outgoing, etc.
>don't remember this from the first meet up
>hella attracted to him
>we finish a bottle of expensive high class wine in a notoriously expensive US city
>take lyft to a little nice restaurant in the city thats on a hill
>he's not about the scene, not bar rat, wants to be seen as a regular dude like myself
>more commonalities pop up
>think to self why in the fuck i never go with him instead
>head back to his place
>oh my god you can see an amazing view of downtown and its fog, took pic
>watch a movie
>cuddle afterwards and sleep
>no sex was had
>tell me he's really happy i came by, enjoyed my company, etc.
>says we need to get together next time he's back from his business trip

Feeling is way too mutual, man. Tbqh I feel bad that I don't feel bad what I did.. For once I found someone I really enjoy and want to be with. I don't even care if he's getting any boipussy, just be safe. Fuck.. I haven't been so happy with someone like this in a while.

>>8356421
Cute
Also Blackadder is objectively better than faulty towers, Faulty towers is a poor mans monty python film cut into chunks

>>8356411

He works IT, I make enough on eBay (buy, sell, trade vidya games/license plates/etc)

Heaven forbid we separate, I'm not going to end up in the soup line.

>>8356426

Well if you two are married you could always take half his money if you two break up but i suspect you wouldn't do such a thing. lol

>>8356425

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST ROWAN IS SUPERIOR TO JOHN CLEESE REEEE

honestly I'm fast becoming a fan. I never knew Rowan beyond the retarded manchilld Mr Bean, man is a genius desu.

New thread nerds

>>8356436
>>8356436
>>8356436

>>8356355
doesn't mean anything with a random person though does it?

>>8356447
the meaning is it feels just as good, if not better because you're excited about slowly getting more and more intimate with a new guy. that excitement isn't there with the bf

>>8356407

I feel like to be a faghag you need to fetishize gay men and trannies are a lot more likely to be familiar with/part of gay culture so they're not going to fetishize it.

>>8356218
>anyway you'll be fine lots of gays are emotionally immature and have never had a real relationship into their late 20s early 30s

Is this in my favor or against me?