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>>8333249 #
>>8333251 #
>>8333255 #
idk, i think they have something very special looking about them
idk
i would not bebetoo too ashamed of some imperfections
only ingrown leg hair looks dumb

>>8333289
boys are gross though i want to be a dyke :(

>>8333284
oh
fuck
why :C

Passing is a lie and an illusion

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>tfw

>>8333293
Yes

>>8333298
are you a illusionist ?

>>8333295
You will love Jamaican girls then. All our legs are covered in mosquito bites.

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Doggo loves the park

>even the cutest /mtfg/ posters are twinkhons who happened to get lucky in the face department
really makes you think

>>8333276
People know you're going through a tough time. Don't stress out about it :)

>>8333281
idk, I wouldn't call a few small bruises "cute" exactly, but I guess they add some character?
fuck ingrowns and fuuuck spider veins ;_;

>>8333302
If only that could buy you a new personality

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>>8333295

Marina are you gay?

...I'm asking for a friend.

>>8333305
ok, that's not too sexy either, but easily tolerable

>>8333296
Long story. More or less bc my mom tried kicking me out then mainly bc she accused me of buying pornography, but that really simplifies what happened

>>8333302
Pretty average house price in my suburb

>>8333302
Now you can buy more girl surgeries.
I eat canned fish or ramen for lunch and get talked down to by middle aged white men all day

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I wish I was smart and could make lots of money like faye

>>8333311

seriously what the fuck is a twinkhon

>>8333296

Then don't fuck them, just flirt with them a little. Derp.

>>8333312
But im a genuinely good person

>>8333311
small manly bod with a face that looks nice from one angle

>>8333313
those are not my legs
and idek what i am
probably mostly straight though

>>8333316
God forbid her son watches porn

>>8333332
>son

>>8333322
I'll tell you on discord.

>>8333325
You just have to find a field and then exploit it, throw yourself into it

I did it with Arabic during the war

I'm doing it with data analytics rn

>>8333327

No you're not, I've seen some of the things you said and a good person wouldn't say those things.

>>8333331
Oh I know, I've just seen other pics of you

...damn.

>>8333334
Don't ever speak to me or my wife's son ever again!

>>8333334
Better than a tranny daughter.

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>>8333336
I'm not nearly smart or hard working enough.

>>8333339
i'm almost on the other side of the world anyway
while i'd be interested in visiting portland some time, i don't have the money for that atm

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>>8333342
tfw had to detrip so you would see this

>>8333311
I'm not a twinkhon though.

>>8333349
We could have had many years of fun memeing together if you hadn't stabbed me in the back.

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>>8333318
Most people but ten percent down
>>8333339
Like what
>>8333345
Business is about charaisma and jargon

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>>8333327

A genuinely good person wouldn't be on the villain tier list

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>>8333311
Well im not cute so im im the clear

>>8333352
I didnt stab you in the back :( You said something mean and i called you out for it. If i had said something that mean i would have expected people to have called me out too.

>>8333332
They accused me of doing something so dumb as BUYING pornography and it pissed me off sm

>>8333355
In*

>>8333353

I don't believe you're that dense. You know what you've said that's awful.

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how could i have been so stupid?
i just learned that ETH can help expand my assets if i trade it for BTC & vice versa.
we can't trust dollars >:/

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>>8333353
I have neither!
>>8333354
Sertii and I are gonna be the best

>>8333358
Why would they be mad about a purchase other than drugs

>>8333358

buy a gun and shoot her

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anyone else get mom feels every now and then? i wish I was more financially stable and had a husband to raise a kid with tbqh

how do i get tiny

>>8333354
>not on the villain tier list
b-but i eeevilll :(

>>8333316
oh god, that's awful
why didn't you go through with the suicide attempt, if you don't mind me asking?

>>8333366
They weren't mad about that. It was only like $11, but my mom 100 percent thought I did it and there was absolutely no way to explain I didn't bc I was thr only person home when iy was recorded

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>>8333373

I frequently wish I had someone to impregnate and raise a kid with.

I'd be such a good mom.

>>8333353
Why do you brag about your wealth here? Is it overcompensation for being in the closet? I used to do that sorta
>"I'm better than you because I attend a world top 10 college!"
I was a pretty sad loser, don't be like me.
>>8333357
Sometimes facts are mean.

>>8333362
No please tell me

>>8333374
amputation
>>8333373
kinda and then i hugg my cat because i'm like a mom to him

>>8333373
yeah, pretty often
people often tell me i'd be a great mom too
most of the time i answer “not yet, i'm not ready to get pregnant“ T-T

>>8333382
>impregnating

>>8333382
>I had someone to impregnate
Interesting. Sometimes i wish my gf could impregnate me and sometimes its vice versa. Then i think about all the stretch marks and shitty mood swings from getting pregnant and i think im ok with adoption

>>8333391
Is it an innate urge or societal brainwashing?

>>8333370
I have 4. A 9MM, 12 gauge, AR-15, and an AR-22
>>8333378
Bc u

how often do you take injections? ive been doing 10mg a week apart but i feel like its not working great sometimes. trying to get bloodwork done

>>8333392
>>8333394


There's a direct line going from the first living thing in existence to us. If you don't procreate, that line ends with you.

I'm holding out for life extension though, so maybe in my 2nd or 3rd century technology will be advanced to such a state that I'll be able to procreate despite HRT doing its damage.

>>8333304
Maybe

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>>8333298
If that were true then why do I constantly get ma'amed?

>>8333391
>no kids yet,*smile*
Mothers day was stupid.
I hate our regular customers trying to schmooze with me like i have offspring theyd care about

>>8333383
>Sometimes facts are mean.
You're right. But there many mean facts i could say about you that i choose not to. Especially if you had a bf who was considering suicide at the time. Its called being an adult.

>>8333383
Well there's a difference between accomplishing something and being in the process of it

Also you are saying you're better then people, I'm not

>>8333398
innate urge
i really really want kids 2bh
it's like my real goal to be mommy, but one i can't achieve

>>8333405
>If you don't procreate
Im pretty sure im sterile already anyways tho. Plus the idea of like... being a father really creeps me out

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>>8333354
>tfw I'm great villain

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>>8333391
iktf mothers day was hell because no one at work knows I'm trans and I kept getting asked if I had kids on that day or why don't I have any yet. it felt like a rusty knife stab T_____T

>>8333409
for me mothers day is the worst day of the year
reminds me my mom is dead and i can never be mommy

>>8333423
How can they not tell you're trans?
Oh that's right, most black cis women look like men

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>>8333418
>>8333373
>>8333391
>>8333414
>>8333427
>>8333423

>>8333407
Because youre lucky.

>>8333400
um
what :X

>>8333430
can you not

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Wew

http://www.strawpoll.me/13029065
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>>8333431
I don't feel lucky

>>8333440
cissies get out

this is dumb i'm not meant to be a girl

>>8333440
qt

>>8333420
I'm like the borg of villans

And I don't even do anything

>>8333440

Hi qt

>>8333438
Can I not what

>>8333418

You could stop HRT until you get her pregnant. You're a woman, you wouldn't be a father you'd be a 2nd mom. Or the only mom if she runs out on you or you pay for a surrogate

>>8333442
no
>>8333440
passers out REEEEEE

>>8333440
hi elanlan
youre pretty

>wanting kids

>>8333430
This is the face of true evil

>>8333450
>you wouldn't be a father
Biology doest care that we are trans, we would be the biological father. Our sperm would fertilize the egg. That just sort of bothers me

>>8333442
no way why would i curse another generation with my inferior tranny genes? it's objectively a good thing I don't pass this curse on to someone else as much as not being a mom hurts

>>8333453
they want the romanticized ideal of having kids
not the reality where they suck the life out of you and you manage to raise mentally ill demons

>>8333405
I never understand why people care about "muh lineage"
>>8333412
Fine. But the fact that you ignored Korra's assholery towards me yet had a go at me for saying one mean thing to her once still stands. I don't fancy being the third wheel in yet another fake friendship. Lost count of the amount of time I was in a group of friends, one was constantly an asshole to me, I retaliated and everyone acts like I'm the problem, just admit that I'm not as valued as the others and I'll fuck off! So that's why I got so triggered by what you did. I don't have time for this high school shit yet again.
>>8333413
True, true, that's why I can't stand all those /sci/ autists who are pretty much how I was 7 years ago. You haven't even graduated for fuck's sake! Get your head out of your ass! But as I said id they are clearly trying to compensate for some social deficiency.
>>8333414
I actually hate children.

>>8333462
but that's how everyone thinks
and some already know that and get a second one

>>8333459

What difference does that even make?

>>8333460
>implying you know for sure being trans is genetic
>implying being trans makes you inferior

>>8333446
same

>>8333462
>ohhhh my god HAVING KIDS SO STRESSFURRRRRR
>watch me with my five parrots on Youtube instead lol so chique

I hate millennials like you, who abuse hyperbole with every burden you'll ever face in life to justify taking the path of least resistance. All you do is copy each other's own fucking imagined gripes about child rearing while the aging crisis fucks over the demographics of your country. Enjoy paying for the pensioners, retard!

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I'm so glad I started hrt!

>>8333475
you're like two feet tall and pass
what does this post mean

>>8333467
>another fake friendship
Im sorry you felt that it was fake :(. I really did want to help you and i really do apreciate how your great musical tastes. You and korra have been fighting forever, i never got in between you two for a reason. But neither of you took it to that extreme level before and i know if your situations had been reversed she would not have tried to make fun of you if your bf was trying to commit suicide. I would still like to be your friend again one day and I hope that you stop killing yourself with drugs and be happy.

>>8333467
>actually hate children.
it's not that i really like all kids, lots are annoying little brats (which is mostly the parents fault)
some are ok though and mine would be too

>>8333478
how many people here had shitty parents
i know i did
i know they couldn't handle the responsibility and stress

>>8333470
>What difference does that even make?
To me it makes a huge difference. Maybe im just weird.

>>8333478
Why wouldn't you take the path of least resistance?

>>8333488
no, it's a normal way to think actually

I want a baby. Who much is it to buy a baby?

>>8333492
Maybe if i was with a cis girl who i loved more than anything and i didnt have a specific reason for not wanting to pass on my genes (besides being a tranny) I would consider it. I still feel like it would be an extremely weird feeling looking at your kids and knowing you fathered them.

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>>8333470
being trans is literally being inferior to cis what are you talking about. I wouldnt wish being cursed with transgenderism on my worst enemy

every single girl here would take the option to be cis if it were a real thing. that being said we aren't inferior as individuals just that cis is objectively better than trans

>>8333488
>>8333492

You're a woman. If you have a child, that makes you a mom, regardless of how. It's more your kid than an adopted parent, you're closer to a real mom than a cis woman who adopted, or a cislesbian couple where one of them didn't conceive. Most of the idea of being a mom is social, and it doesn't change how much you love your child or how much your child loves you.

And Why even bother fantasizing about something that couldn't possibly be fixed anyway?

>>8333503
>You're a woman.
Our sexual reproductive organs are male though.

>>8333495
Usually free, between $5k-40k if you want one of those exotic import babies.

>>8333502
except for trans pride commies like sertii and whatnot kek

>>8333509

Are they cheaper if I get them from a 3rd world country?

>>8333482
I tried to bury the hatchet and be nice to Korra but she kept on being a bitch so I was like fuck it I'll be a bitch too. So that's probably gonna go on forever and you may as well get used to it.

I don't understand why you like Korra, she likes to misgender anyone she doesn't agree with, says retarded contradictory things and was even caught doxxing another trip.

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>>8333502

>Better
There is absolutely no objective determination for that. The things that make us trans are all just traits, to be judged subjectively. We're not better or worse, just different.

>>8333506

So? I don't think the kid cares.

>>8333503
1. i'm into guys anyway
2. i'm infertile, won't go off of hrt and were probably already infertile before hrt
3. i'd want to be pregnant
4. who knows what technology can do, if uterus transplants were a thing i could probably get a egg from my sister

>>8333489
Because I'm not a nu-male. I relish challenge, and thrill, striving for accomplishment. A child is your one and only chance to shape a human being for this Earth. Is that not worthy enough for you? Or did you bite the nihilism or overpopulation pill and think it's just 1/7500000000 so nuffing ever matters in society why try doing anything ever beyond mindless 4chan shitposting?

>b-b-but it like SCREEAMS and shits in a diaper oh my god OH MY GOD SO MUCH WORK SOOOOOOOO MUCH WOOORKKKKKKKKK i have to spend like, FOUR WHOLE YEARS OF MY LIFE changing baby shit out oh my goooooooddddddddddddd

Bitch I know single mothers who work three jobs and still have kids. Try reaching beyond yourself for once. You never know what you might achieve.

>>8333515
>I don't understand why you like Korra
People, most people, ask me the same things about you. I dont need to explain myself.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13029204

>>8333509
If I marry a white guy should I adopt a mixed-race baby? Serious question.

>>8333480
i still have dysphoria

>>8333515
>I don't understand why you like Korra
it's like you have to decide which black tranny you like more
>team shakira

>>8333520
People here dislike me because I speak my mind, no other reason. I don't bully/dox anyone and I defend all of my views with sound logic.
>>8333528
High five!

>>8333514
Nope, cheaper to get them domestic. Getting them from a 3rd world country means paying out the ass in fees for all sorts of stuff.
>>8333523
Idk, maybe if you want to make it seem more like they aren't adopted. Not like most people would bat too much of an eye if you had a full white or black baby, though.

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>guy at service counter basically screaming about different kinds of hookers
>goes on to say you have to pay more for trannies, but theyre worth it.
>my boss agrees and laughs
>im quietly in the corner watching youtube.
Im terrified, bros.

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>>8333354
>tfw not a villan
how do i get on this list???

>>8333516
except for the whole ability to give birth thing and living dysphoria free as your assigned gender

like this isn't even a debate there are literally no advantages to be trans over cis. its cool to be either one bit let's not pretend that cis isn't the superior option

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>>8333512

>because hating yourself is normal

I'll never understand you people.

I transitioned so I can finally love myself, not so I can hate myself some more.

>>8333530
>People here dislike me because I speak my mind, no other reason.
No thats def not the only reason but im not getting baited into talking shit about you.

>>8333532
Give them an offer to do it for the price of a cis, obviously.

>>8333535
>that picture
why

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>>8333373
Sometimes I think I'd like to adopt when I'm in a better position emotionally and financially but then I look at my nephew who is an autistic monster child and remember that parenting isn't always easy and a lot of it is just work and sacrifice. I'm probably too selfish with my time to ever be a good parent. I'd rather dedicate my time to a partner then a child :/

>>8333440
Blue and hazel represent!

>>8333495
3 for 600 euros.
>>8333544
idk, short suicide notes are 10/10 to post with tfw

>>8333536

No dysphoria after you successfully transition. Derp.

Honestly, childbirth looks absolutely awful to experience. I'm more glad that I live at a point in human history where there might be other options soon. And I dunno, I don't feel any inferior for not being able to incubate a child in my tummy. You might. I'd more just prefer my fertility wasn't inhibited by transitioning.

edie told me fayes real name is justin hewelt
?

>>8333435
Shhh its bc the guns were in the other ro om and under that pressure I probably wouldve done it and maybe screwed it up

>>8333532
In USA black hookers are really cheap b/c 20% of the population + they are poor. In Europe they are really expensive because 5% of the population + kept afloat on welfare. As for tranny hookers yeah they are expensive everywhere because 0.2% of the population. It's all supply and demand.

>>8333539
Same, I won't lie and say that I wouldn't rather have been a girl since birth if I had the option, but I don't regret the life I've lived so far, or what I am now.

>>8333551
That is correct

>>8333541
Typically women butting into a boysclub conversation joking about hookers is a bad thing.
And im stealth here anyways.
>>8333530
Ppl here dislike me b/c they think im circa 2015 valq

>>8333549
>No dysphoria after you successfully transition.
uhhhhhhhhh, you might wanna tone town yr expectations senpaitachi

>>8333531

Really? Fine I'll just get a white baby from the country. I wanted one of those cheap babies though.

>>8333554
How would you know, eurobong

>>8333547
I wrote notes like that almost every day when I was younger although my parents never read it.

Today was supposed to be a good day dangit.

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>>8333440
Complaint filled out.
>"Elanna has sexually harrased me on a Tajikistani Scrimshaw forum and has regularly insinuated that I'm Transexual"

This isn't a joke.
The managers will be seeing you on Thursday, lesbo

>>8333540
No no go ahead, say why I'm disliked so long as you don't reveal anything personal. I won't get mad, I'm here to defend myself with calm debate.
>>8333557
What was circa 2015 Valq like? I came in 2016. Oh yeah that is the only other reason why people dislike me, I was admittedly a total autist pre-HRT.

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>>8333512
I wanna be as confident as Sertii and Nicole one day!

Manchester, England attack:
"Twelve children under the age of 16 were seriously injured, officials said."
Why haven't u enlisted so u can protect the free world via bombing some pieces of shit terrorist fucks into oblivion

if dreams can't come true
then why not
pretend?

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>>8333570
Because the Russians.

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When do i fail boymode?

>>8333570

I was already enlisted. I left because I didn't like being a part of the evil empire, even if my job was to save lives. Plus they're not exactly friendly to trannies and I didn't wanna get raped.

>>8333560
Like I said, if we're not memeing adoption is pretty much free as long as you do it within the country, obviously not counting the massive costs of actually raising a child.

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>>8333549
>no dysphoria after successfully transitioning

lol

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>>8333580

It sucks because I really liked being a soldier. Especially a medic.

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>>8333568
maniacally depressed

>>8333584
Serious question: Does the US allow tranny/tranny couples to adopt?

>>8333586

All the things that cause me dysphoria can be fixed through HRT and electrolysis.

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>tfw this was in the bush on the opposite side of the driveway
I'm fairly certain it was a groundhog.
>>8333569
You will, you just have to keep at it.
>>8333591
I think so?

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>>8333594
>get a load of this guy
you too funny mayne

>>8333591

>Caring if they allow it
fuck those fascist assholes if they try to stop you. Keep a gun.

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>>8333563
oh, damn, idk i just think that type of note is the best to post for sad feels.
>>8333575
>>8333575
can't prentend my dreams came true, if they were all crushed years ago:^)))))
>>8333594
wew, that's what i thought too.

>>8333595
did you pet him?

>>8333600
I cant tell if you are meming or not but if your adoption is not legal and they ever find out they could just take your kid away while they were at school.

>>8333604
you're right
time to give up lol
i'll start ok

>>8333580
>they're not exactly friendly to trannies and I didn't wanna get raped.
U just described the entire world desu

>>8333605
I don't want to get bitten, lel. Also, it probably smells.

>>8333606

That is so fucked up

>>8333604
>>8333597

Share your experience so I can have information that might actually useful

>>8333591
It would kinda fly in the face of equal marriage rights if it didn't allow for adoption.

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>>8333610
HE WANTED YOUR LOVE AND A SPOONFUL OF PEANUTBUTTER

>>8333562
Idk I ended up on murican BP somehow during a fapping session. maybe got linked there via imagefap or tumblr idr

>>8333610
Maine looks so beautiful in pictures :0

>>8333611
dysphoria never leaves unless you never went through male puberty.
thats the thick n skinny of it all
it lessens
but will pop up once a month, minimum

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>>8333546
Wew

>>8333450
>>8333448
>>8333452
T-thanks

>>8333564
I actually have never insinuated that you are. I see through your ruse

>>8333613
We arent considered the same as homosexuals though. i heard they even made being trans a pre existing condition for healthcare. So im worried.

>>8333618
you fap to murican trannies?
>>8333622
youre really pretty but also an autistic looking ayylmao
>would ride bicycles with you anyays

>>8333620

What are some things that bother you?

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>>8333615
I think he's made his home here anyway.
>>8333619
It's prettier in real life, desu.

>>8333627
>not having a fetish for americans

>>8333623
Hmm, good point, that sucks...

>>8333553
:x
so you stopped yourself
did your parents find out you tried to anhero?
that mellowed out my parents a bit

>>8333633
>ywn go for a hike in maine with xena

>>8333531
>Black mum
>White dad
>Asian baby
That's what I'll do!

>>8333627
I'm too autistic to ride a bicycle

>>8333629
my face
even people post ffs have this issue
umm
no womb for sure. cis girls talk about cis girl probs to you and its always a downer
ummmmmmmm
for some, body measurements
also, carefully leaving out child hood stories where you were a boy (i'm an eagle scout).
im still not used to people automatically assuming i have a husband, my deadname is my husband, and old creepy guys assuming im meek and cis (i'm mean af)

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>>8333282
How do I learn how to do my hair, this is what its like without any styling.

If I straighten it it goes sort of triangular and not really good looking at all. Do I need to get it cut? And if so is there a style that would look fine as a guy but can be styled to look like a woman's cut when I need to?

>>8333627
Most porn is murican

>>8333633
this is where you must live as well.
with the other forest sprites
>>8333634
i am murican
so
idgi
>>8333643
i'll tell everyone im your mother, had you at 15, and take you to be fitted for safety gear.
wat about fishing
or
hiking?
longboarding?
being a beached wale on the coast?

>>8333622
There you go again implying I'm a transexual reeeee

>>8333648
>hair
no sympathy

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>>8333657
I have a bunch of extra antiandrogens kicking around
I can help you out, girls gotta look out for each other

>>8333650
am i porn

>>8333620
>[dysphoria] will pop up once a month, minimum
Wait, so I'll have once a month where my body makes me feel really miserable for a few days?
I'll get to be just like a cis girl, but instead of getting periods I'll get dysphoria!

>>8333661
?

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>>8333657
>posting on a male to female board
>insists he isn't trans

hmm. i feel. deja vu

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>>8333641
Just visit me lel. Or I could visit you eventually, Canada's pretty too. This was a trail near my old town.
>>8333656
I'll take a pic out my window in a second, but yes, I am a forest spirit.

being a transsexual feels wrong

>>8333650
i think most porn is from eastern europe and germany but idk
>>8333656
don't you have that little fetish for europeans ?

>>8333648
just go to a good (not too cheap) hairstylist and tell him what you want

>>8333668
not remotely the same.
pms symptoms arent anxiety inducing.
most transwomen have experienced some sort of pms symptoms before

>>8333644

I don't think any of that is stuff that would bother me personally.

Maybe the body measurements, but that's more because I'm getting kinda skinnyfat (fixed by exercising more) and more time on HRT.

The big thing is face, but I'm already happy with what HRT and growing my hair out has done to my face and it's only going up from here.

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>>8333665
I'm gonna beat you to death with 4593s I swear to god

>>8333667
you can be bb
>>8333669
It's a meme.
>>8333676
That's the weird shit.
>>8333673
Looks like England.

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>>8333600
this might be the worst advice i've ever heard
>>8333606
that's the least horrible outcome for
>>8333607
there's my mentality!
>>8333611
>startt blockers too late
>nothing changes ever
>hon from 17-???????????
idk what else
measurements are ehhh, but feel hella fucked

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>>8333673
>Canada's pretty too
Yeah come to banff!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkW-EAkClbE

I still have some leftover spiro and cypro and a valid prescription for spiro if anyone wants some of that SWEET AMERICAN PHARMACEUTICAL GRADE ANTI ANDROGENS

>>8333676
not really.
slavic girls tho... uhhhhgfff
and keltic
northern af
>>8333673
...............................
umm
............................................
d-do you like sushi, too?

>>8333677
>not remotely the same.
I know, but I can pretend.

>most transwomen have experienced some sort of pms symptoms before
What caused us to have pms symptoms?

>>8333684
>>8333684
am i your porn?

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>finally decide to wear qt tights (pic related)
>step outside and legs almost instantly covered in sweat due to humidity
>decide to give up wearing them until winter

REEE LET ME WEAR MY FREAKING LEGWEAR STUPID WEATHER

>>8333697
low/high E
achey boobs, irritable..
and then horniness from high e

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>>8333683
Did you have to pick something so phallic?

>>8333692
>detransitioning
>>8333699
D-do you want to be??

>>8333702
i want that carpet tho

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>>8333692
i need the Cypro so I can stop taking this dangerous Diane 35 shit

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>>8333684
Hmm, can't be England, I went out today with a gun on my hip.
>>8333691
Pretty.
>>8333693
Sushi's okay. Pic related is the view outside my window, my camera kept trying to focus on the screen, though.

>>8333710
no im cutting my balls off

>>8333717
Forgot I'm giving my cypro to Kara

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>>8333657
>>8333665
I have like, 200 E I can donate to the cause >.>

>>8333691
Wasn't there a person eaten by a bear recently?
That said, animal control killed a cougar last week in Victoria :/

>>8333702
I think only Zoey Deschanel can pull off tights in that climate

>>8333710
lol, idk
but i can has skype now

>>8333675
Being alive feels wrong

>>8333716
i prefer small rugs and tiled floor to carpet. carpet gets to dirty top easily and can't be totally cleaned how I want it

>>8333721
To explain the lawn, the people that had this place before us didn't take care of it, hence it being in poor maintenance.

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>>8333717
>Diane 35

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>>8333722
ill happily take the spiro in that case

>>8333724
idk who that is :(

>>8333725
Okay I'll log in

>>8333693
>not really.
>slavic girls tho... uhhhhgfff
>and keltic
>northern af
don't even know what i am
my mom was typical northern phenotype (straightish light blonde hair, blue eyes, light skin)
my father has another phenotyoe i'm not sure about (black very curly hair, hazel brown eyes, light skin)

>>8333732
>hence it being in poor maintenance
NO EXCUSES

>when she insults you and you get turned on
Aaaaa

i have a beard im a man now ok

>>8333748
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8333311
what even is a twinkhon

>>8333753
Nim stop

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tfw forever a boy

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>>8333709
Oh sorry.
Would you rather I use 4081s?

>>8333708
I see.

>tfw over a year on hrt and never had achey boobs
Sometimes I would almost wish they'd ache, so then I'd have that confirmation that they're growing.

>>8333755
it's pretty self explanatory

>watches Your Name
>gets sad
ok

>watches The Handmaiden
>gets even more sad
ok
k

>>8333754
Twas but a jest
>tfw need to mow lawn soon
>parents make me use a retarded electric mower that needs to be plugged in
>accidentally ran over and cut the extension cord last time
>havent told them
im gonna have to run down to canadian tire and buy a new one before my dad notices xD

>>8333755
Literally me in the best possible angles and lights ;-;

>>8333760
CUTE
GIRL

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>>8333761
I'm not sure that's any less phallic

>>8333755
femme face, skinny body but tall and broad-shouldered inverted triangle. Basically cute enough to be a twink but not feminine enough to be a woman

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>>8333760
so why did u post a girl??

>>8333738
I have a prescription for 90 a month, something like $40 in cash for me, if you come and pick it up for $40 it should last you like 3 months or so. My prescription is good for like.. 3 more refills I think.

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>>8333772
o shit im sorry
are 4067s better?

>>8333760

That's not a boy though

>>8333777
ahhhh I would if i could drive my car. no insurance yet and it'll be a while till I get some. oh well someone else probably needs it more

>>8333767
>:(

>>8333759
not actually nim but thanks

>>8333785
I might be able to ship it but idk if it'd get seized

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>>8333781
I'm not sure we're going the right direction here although I'm pretty ok with all 3 suggestions so far

>>8333774
oh so its me when i lose weight

>>8333795
ive gotten hrt injections directly shipped to me under the guise of art supplies all the way from California before with no troubles

>>8333771
>>8333776
>>8333782
Hugboxers, but thanks I guess.

All I see is a boy and all people in public see is a boy.

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OH BOYYYYY IS IT THE TIME OF THE DAY AGAIN LISA?

WHY YES IT IS!

It's shitpost o' clock!

So far, Cis Tits/Marina/Maeve/Edie/Ambiance/Puru/Lizzy/Elanna/Squishy/someoneIforgot are TOP TIER SISTERS.

The rest is dum lol

>>8333807
Guess I'm going to be an illegal estrogen dealer to trannies all over the US then

How much mg of spiro do you need a day?

>>8333811
If I'm being 100% honest you almost pass but your nose and chin probably need ffs.

I got asked if I was "some kind of faggot" while I was at the store because I have long hair...

>>8333795
packs rarely get seized if domestic.
my dad sent me my clonazepam and it was rattling a fuckton, and had messy writing for the addr. dw about shipping, unless you just write "NOT METH" all over the package.
actually, that's just what they are looking for, so if you cover it in that then they'll never search it. :^)

i want a bf :(

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>>8333797
o gosh geeze im sorry im really trying here
4011s should be better right?

>>8333815
isn't 100 the standard? or was it 200? it's been a while since I've used Spiro so I forgot what it was

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>>8333824
4759

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>>8333824
>posting anime on a tranny board

yep. you've been here too long youve caught the tranny virus. report to your nearest doctor for your estrogen and Spiro

>>8333824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxqBuvUR-y4

>>8333818
Thanks for being honest. Ill boymode till ffs its fine, ill make it someday.

>>8333826
Tweak dosages as needed. Some girls are fine on 50mg. I need 300mg.

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>>8333831

>>8333831
Butternut Squash?

i want long hair like bones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Ra0p1CRZg

>>8333835
ill be safe and go with 200 since that what I was on like the first 6 months of transition and it worked fine

>>8333844
going to need refills every 45 days

at that point in house is cheaper since i have to pay shipping

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqzugcCBaw

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>>8333839
Oh come now it's the least phallic vegetable

>>8333840
はい!

>proceed to try your hormone drugs as a test
>depression fades, brain can think clearly, happiness and joy at the thought of being on this forever


So this is how you captured my comrades

honestly wish i'd get a new coworker and get to shitpost with them like lanlan does
>>8333860
congrats, anon
its how they got me too

maybe it's good i can't find a relationship
idk what if i end up being abusive
my father was like that and one of my biggest fears is becoming like him but when i get angry i can see it in me :(

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>>8333840
>>8333857
I... Knew someone who kept one of those under her bed

>>8333853
okay thanks anyway!

>>8333857
Ok phew i feel dumb it took me way too long to realize you guys were talking about plu codes for produce. Holy shit i feel blonde, i used to know all of those.

>>8333862
T-thanks

>>8333860
>try hormones for a few months
>get even more sad because all my problems become even more clear

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>>8333860
The ride never ends

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>>8333857
Elanna pls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6yb8IL_a4o

I watch this everyday
It breaks my heart

>>8333823
tfw no one responds to my post

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>>8333440
Angles are hell of a thing for ugly people like you

>>8333878
I feel really creeped out by this

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why do girls get to be girls but not me

>angling the camera so that it makes your eyes look giant
there's a reason i stopped doing that months ago

>>8333883
there are a lot of weird ones
https://youtu.be/ujPS7P8tsoE?t=1m7s

When am I female

>>8333882
honestly this pic isn't even THAT bad
i'd still say she looks cute

>>8333892
now

elanna is cute even if she turns into a sociology exam (the scariest thing in the world) when drunk

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>>8333891
>>8333831
>>8333840
3 of my favorite people have posted since I posted

This causes for a C E L E B R A T I O N

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>>8333882
the jelly is real

Id like to know this also.

>>8333889
Missing out.

>>8333882
where's the chin?

>stop bica
>everybody suddenly wants to get on bica
seriously what did she mean by this

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>>8333901
hugg

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>>8333862
<3

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tfw you're a girl ^-^

>>8333892
>>8333903

>>8333892
Being female was inside you all along! You just had to believe in yourself!

>>8333902

WTF are those teeth

>>8333902
Cis male here


What's it's like to wear a dress and look nice in it...

>>8333916
teach me your ways so i can be happy feel sky.png

>>8333910
Bica is shit, be glad you stopped it.

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>>8333860
>"I'm not one of those trannies I'll just try this hrt for a bit it will just make me depressed so I can close the book on this and get on with my life"
>"Shit, this is actually kind of great"
Every fucking time!

>>8333868
They will be seared into your brain forever

>>8333877
Sorry, I know not everyone can think this pure, it takes practice

>>8333925
is it?
please enlighten me

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>>8333919
lana teeth

>>8333920
uh

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>>8333913
I'm sure you are a very pretty girl and your personality shows it off.

Never be insecure about that, and stay positive!

You are the meme queen of this thread.

>>8333925
i mean i'm not genital dysphoric but the male libido made me really dysphoric
it's nice not caring about that stuff much on cypro

>>8333898
It doesn't feel like it
>>8333918
:/