/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

No edition, edition

>>8306980
> just ordered ear headband
> this thread pic

>>8306991
It's clearly Elanna edition.

>>8306973
AFAIK we already paid for swim team and it wasnt cheap. Also the talismon center is the best pool in calgary apparently
>>8306978
i hope so, iv met the little girl before since shes my sisters good friend and its really fucked up to know this happened to her

>>8306979
i think so too

>>8306989
>like how can they just let people immigrate from those kinds of barbaric "cultures
Because i live in a country where its considered racist to question the morals of other countries. Our prime minister literally had this to say when asked about his cabinet choices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk2aSBrR6U

>dating bi girl
>thinking about possibly detransitioning
>she tells me if I did she wouldn't want to be with me anymore

God fucking damn it, whenever I think I've actually got someone who loves me I find out she actually doesn't. Idk wtf to do, I wish she loved me but I really can't think she does now knowing her love is conditional on how I try and respond to my dysphoria. I don't know what to do mtfg

>>8306993
Hey Zna where in Maine do you live? I live in Southern New Brunswick.

>>8306993
Works for me

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welp
back to slaving away for the bourgeois

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>He asks to voice chat with you
>You have to tell him no

fuck/end my life.

>>8306961
my friend told me a fucked up story like that too recently
>3 of my friends go to some club
>they go outside for some reason
>they find a girl passed out in the bushes
>arab friend randomly goes "I'm gonna fuck her now" and unbuckels his belt
>other friends pull him back and cool him down
I didn't meet any of those 3 since I heard that story so idk if anything after that happened.

>>8307001
de/transitioning is kind of a big change though
I could understand not being attracted to the person in the same way as before

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>>8306980
Muh lunch :3

>>8307004
Northern Maine. I used to live across the border/river from Edmundston. That's as close you're gonna get to my actual location, sorry.
>>8307006
Have fun.

>>8307009
Thats pretty fucked up :0 I want to move to a country with very little of these people one day. IDC if i get called racist or xenophobic.

>>8307012
Looks good.

>>8307001
>tell gf you'd love her all the same if she stopped hrt
>she starts crying and says thank you
>few months later breaks up with me because my love wasn't good enough
t-thanks you too

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>>8307007
Does he know you're trans?
>>8307012
Looks yummy
>>8307001
Why do you want to detrans?

>>8307023
>Does he know you're trans?
nope. I'm stealth in real life but I do not pass on the phone.

>>8307031
need help with voice?

>>8307018
yeah usually I don't have to worry because I live in a small town(they just sell weed and hash on the street and try to fuck you over all the time that's just normal now) but this was fucked up.

>>8307018
>I want to move to a country with very little of these people one day
Good luck finding a place without rapists

P A N I C
A N I C P
N I C P A
I C P A N
C P A N I

now takin 250mg spiro

my natural t is really high (like higher than the normal healthy range) so is there a less injurious-to-health way of nuking it?

>>8307040
Greenland and New Zealand apparently have very few muslims

>>8307046
I'm willing to bet they still have rapists regardless

>>8307043
What up

>>8307045
Just cypro or orchi I guess

>>8307054
maybe il just build a shelter fallout style and find a cute waifu to share it with

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Guys I don't know who to ask but

My mom has been giving me this little blue pills and I get a lot of good boy points and chicken tendies when I take them

But I'm starting to get worried...

Does... does my butt look weird to you?

>>8307058
>>8306986
Just getting my dose of evening panic, nothing special just venting. I want to cry a bit.

>>8307060
is ur butt better than
>>8307062
post butt

>tfw beanboy will never give you syphilis

>>8307059
isn't cypro worse?

>>8307067
My boobs and butt are better then any white girl here tbdesu

>>8307067
>is ur butt better than
i dont know, maybe not but its hard to look at my ass objectively sometimes. im not posting it anytime soon tho my moms still here

>>8307071
Better

Spiro isn't even really an anti androgen

>>8307062
I'd buy you some hips and then fuck you

>>8307033
I think I have it nailed down, just need to practice-

>>8307023
>Why do you want to detrans

Because I want to be cis and normal

>>8307078
Bractice here

>>8307071
No, you take a lot fewer mg of it
And it nukes your balls so after a while you can lower your dose which is even better for you

I haven't been taking my hrt today :3

damn seeing this actually made me tear up a bit, I'm happy she's finally gonna get to live her own life, I can't imagine being imprisoned from 22 to 29 and missing out on so much

https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/865250670831702016/photo/1

>>8307054
>I'm willing to bet they still have rapists regardless
In New Zealand, it's mostly the sheep that suffer.

>>8307076
oh my god was it all just cheeky placebo again?

(i meant health-wise)

>>8307071
>>8307076
Cypro is better at blocking T since its an actual anti androgen where as spiro is just a diarruretic that leaches T through your urine. But sometimes people get really really depressed on cypro , it also can totally nuke your balls and GT. Spiro usually makes you piss 20x a day though

>>8307084
take your hrt

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Cindy is the cutest.

>>8307085
yeah same ;-;
like you spend all this time in prison and you're scared to come out but you did what you believed in

poor girl was literally just like us, nerdy scared girl talking about her feelings on the internet.
I'm really happy she's out now and can actually live her life.

>>8307085
Good for her.

>wake up
>brush hands over nips accidentally
>they hurt like fucking shit
i didn't sign up for this

>tfw have a fetish for someone forcing me on hrt
>am in kentucky

>>8307090
Pretty true, cypro nukes t so bad you might have trouble having sex the same way after, I had no decrease in sex drive until I took cypro, and it never came back after
>>8307087
It works it just doesn't block t, it removes it

I think it works in about 25% of cases

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>>8307090
>since its an actual anti androgen where as spiro is just a diarruretic that leaches T through your urine.
Spiro is an actual anti-androgen and that isn't how it works at all.

>>8307085
I was a hikki for that long :^)

>>8307104
>voluntarily takes hormones by her own free will
>knows that it makes boobs grow
>boobs are always especially sensitive
>>didnt sign up for this
What did she mean by this

what would be the cypro equivalent of 250mg spiro

>>8307112
;_;7
b-but boobs aren't supposed to be this sensitive, right??

desu i would have been fine if i remained flat chested but just got a cuter face

>>8307104
Same.
But we signed up for this.

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Only Tanya is allowed to call me cute

>>8307109
>and that isn't how it works at all.
https://www.drugs.com/spironolactone.html
https://www.drugbank.ca/drugs/DB00421
Im pretty sure thats how it works...

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>>8307109
Pls don't Wikipedia

>>8307108
i get bad genital dysphoria so that's not a prob

>>8307120
If the penis atrophies too much then it can be hard to get a decent looking srs vagina i have been told.

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>>8307104
Iktf
>helping at event
>fold arms while talking to someone
>arms touch my nips
>fucking hurts
>it takes all of my energy not to wince in pain and to not draw attention to it
At least it means the E is working

>>8307114
or is there a link to info somewhere i'm not finding?

>>8307115
They were that sensitive while they were growing. It calms down eventually

Should I start drinking, I havnt had any alcohol in 6 years.

>>8307123
one time i was just walking around the house and i was near my roommate and somehow brushed my nip against something and had to say FUCK
i should rly get a bra or something lol

>>8307128
oh, okay
i thought i heard someone say they'll always be sensitive

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>explaining how i feel to therapist
>>but at what point DO you think you deserve the right to call yourself, Myrthe, boyname?
>>What even defines being a woman for you?
>>Aren't you setting the bar too high for yourself with this?
>can't come up with a good reply or explanation and just give her a dumb smile
uwu

>1.5 years on hrt
>arm muscles havent changed
what the fuck

>>8307137
>but at what point DO you think you deserve the right to call yourself, Myrthe, boyname
Was your therapist just playing devils advocate to get you to talk about your feelings or are they an asshole.

>>8307134
More sensitive but not painful sensitive.

>>8307137
is your therapist trying to talk you out of transition

doesnt sound like a good therapist

>>8307122
honestly i hate my dick so much that even though that's a problem the idea of it shrivelling up and becoming useless is cathartic

>>8307141
I told her I didn't feel like I deserve to call myself a girl until I looked like one to myself

>>8306587 #
They really aren't stupid when you compare the differences between male and female features.
Males and females tend to have unquiet features with some over lap

>>8307137
Well she has a point. How can you want to be a woman if you can't define what that is boyname? Why do you deserve the right to call yourself by your trip?

>>8307139
my muscles are so weak from hrt that my 12 year old sister can almost beat me in arm wrestles. RIP.

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>>8307145
I love hearing men screaming at each other. But then I remember I can't walk by and smile and make their day better, only if I want to get dragged into their shit :/

>>8307151
im not as strong but the muscle is still there

>>8307134
I should get a sports bra or something
But I feel like it would be more noticeable than not wearing one. Plus living at home means I have 0 chance to wash it (along with my other female clothes)

>>8307147
Ok then her respons makes sense. Why do you feel like that though? I mean its one thing to not want to be called she until you pass but names are just names.

>>8307145
OD on cypro then.

>>8307137
tell your therapist he's actually terrible and should stop trying to talk you out of transitioning.

The answer to all of these questions is that you are a woman and therefore you call yourself myrthe

ask her what defines being a woman to her as well.

>>8307137
this is me irl
my therapist was telling me i should get like, a makeup makeover thing bc she thinks i could pass if i do

also sorry for giving you and anna a lot of shit that was really bitchy of me :c

>>8307153
Fit girls are cute!

>>8307159
Looking like one for starters

>>8307163
what does looking like a woman mean to you

>>8307157
yeah i kinda wanna hide them but idk
as it is they're getting noticeable
esp since i'm starving myself

>>8307166
A person who looks and sounds very feminine. Has soft features, mannerisms, etc

>>8307162
i wanna lose the 20lbs i gained :/ i dont think much of it went to my butt

>>8307170
so faggy gay guys are women?

>>8307170
are butch lesbians not women according to you

>>8307171
Do squats

>>8307166
big boobies
cat ears
feminine penis

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who's hype for the future of the internet?

>>8307174
No because they still look like men

>>8307175
They only are due to their secondary sex characteristics

I want to repeatedly stab myself in the temple

>>8307180
your implication is that butch lesbians they are still women, but less so

Seems kinda retarded desu besides,
>>8307177
this is the actual definition of woman

>>8307179
Are they seriously blocking out certain sites of you don't purchase a subscription?

>>8307179
I live in the EU, I got nothing to worry about :3

>>8307176
i cant i have bad knees and ankles

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>>8307180
myrthe has boobs tho, so she has female secondary sex characteristics, that makes her a woman.
>>8307177
perfect definition thank you anon

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>>8307175
They are basically ftms in denial ;)

>>8307190
Does she have a vagina?
No?
Then she's a man

>>8307179
Is this honestly what you're worrying about when you hear about net neutrality?

>>8307187
4now

>>8307188
:0 im sorry to hear that. i have a bad back but it doesnt prevent squats. Maybe try physiotherapy?
>>8307190
that could easily be an ftm

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>>8307158
i don't know :(
Anna says she feels the same so I guess it's not unusual? idk tbqh

in january i visited a friend whom i had asked to call me 'she' but when she actually did it irl i couldn't stop cringing because it didn't feel right and i wanted her to stop but asking that would feel rude

i do very much like it when Anna calls me Myrthe and uses female pronouns though

>>8307150
I don't know what a woman is
This really got me :thinking: because what am I even trying to do
I already gave up on SRS because I don't like the results and aftercare is scary and it's expensive and I think that even with it I would still feel bad
Having a shenis is ok atm but yeah what is a girl

>inb4 someone challenges this post by saying something about genitals and i'll be unable to respond because i can't defend myself

>>8307144
i don't know :c
she seemed to support me but this question really got me thinking
but her question was mostly about me setting the bar too high for myself and her being worried i have this unreachable goal in mind as to what a girl actually is
but i literally don't know

>>8307161
i'm also sorry

>>8307196
Forever :3
https://ec.europa.eu/digital-single-market/en/open-internet-net-neutrality

>>8307194
I think I'm converting back to Catholicism so I can pray again and get God to listen to me because only divine intervention can make you less of a dumb ass.

>>8307179
Lel this would fuck over the US economy so bad

>>8307185
>>8307190
i surveyed 1000 anons from /pol/ and those were the only three characteristics of a woman that everyone approved of

>>8307195
It's a shame that the republicans want to destroy the open internet

>>8307195
that is literally the thing net neutrality refers to. net neutrality doesn't mean non-interference, that's another concern.

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>>8307179
b-b--but trump and clinton are same, r-r-right

>>8307152
? :/

and anyway how can you love that i get shakes every time someone raises their voice anywhere

>>8307205
finally that stupid fucking board gets something right

>>8307201
>>8307201
except the muslim rape train coming for that tight boi pucci

>>8307199
>nna says she feels the same so I guess it's not unusual? idk tbqh
>in january i visited a friend whom i had asked to call me 'she' but when she actually did it irl i couldn't stop cringing because it didn't feel right and i wanted her to stop but asking that would feel rude
I felt kinda like thsi when i was still pre hrt in twink mode. I guess it depends on how far along you are and how well you pass before you will start looking in the mirror and seeing a girl.

i didnt ever ask to be called she though, ppl just kinda started by themselves when i started to pass. except my parents rip

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>therapist asked if I was full time the last two times I saw him
>tfw I didn't feel anywhere close to being able to go full time at the time of both of those sessions
>tfw felt a bit uncomfortable being referred to by female pronouns because I felt like I hadn't earned them yet
I don't know if he was hugboxing me or what

my friends started calling me by girl name the second i told her i was a tranny and i didnt feel anything at all because i barely used to have an identity or recognize myself as humanb. cheers.

>>8307217
>ppl just kinda started by themselves when i started to pass
i want this
i guess i'm waiting for this to happen
i'm gonna say this next time thanks

>>8307199
>but her question was mostly about me setting the bar too high for myself and her being worried i have this unreachable goal in mind as to what a girl actually is
>but i literally don't know

oh
yeah you should think about that, indeed.

>Anna says she feels the same so I guess it's not unusual? idk tbqh
yeah it's weird because you know cis ppl don't really see you as a girl so it's awkward.

>>8307205
>>8307215

>>8307222
:(

>>8307204
It's what the head of the FCC wants to do and trump thinks Net Neutrality gives ISPs the right to censor information

>>8307222
told them*

>>8307213
Yes cause hillary was also in support of this so.. uh, exactly, they're the same, that's what's so sad. Trump was the right to vote for, at least he was lying about it.

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>light diagonal stretch marks on hips from boy puberty
>hrt is giving me dark diagonal stretch marks in the opposite direction covering my hips in X's
what do

>>8307238
Bio oil, moisturizer daily. Laser it if its too late

Anyone does car tuning stuffs? I wanna tweak my car for more powa' but I don't know where to start.

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>>8307227
Did you gain reading comprehension yet?

>>8307212
The bigger concern is how it kills off competition that can't afford to get on the fast lane. Customers having more complicated options isn't really the main issue imo.

>>8307232

No she wasn't.

>at least he was lying about it.

How much money have you given to Nigerian royalty in your life?

>>8307227
>yeah you should think about that, indeed.
Yup
I will.

>yeah it's weird because you know cis ppl don't really see you as a girl so it's awkward
Yeah exactly
also my parents sometimes try to use female pronouns and it also feels awkward
my best friend asked me if I wanted female pronouns and I declined because I just think it's still way too early

Really I should mostly think about what I want to accomplish desu
When I think of my future I want to be.. a girl :/
Should think it through a bit more lol

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if you look really closely you can see some kind of raccoon laying on my couch

>>8307242
>>>/o/ will probably know a lot

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Woodchucksama :o

>>8307214
I guess it's just funny to me. I spent some time living outside traveling, so I guess I have weird dramatic standards of nature and society and how it's supposed to behave. It's funny when me get butthurt at each other. Bitch fights are better imo.

>>8307247
i mean, you are a girl.
I think it's a bad idea to ask people not to use female pronouns, it's best to get used to them even though it's hard at first.

It basically just sounds like you want others to see you as a girl, which is perfectly understandable, but helping the people around you do this includes having them use the appropriate pronouns.

>>8307250
more like a catcoon

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Also snakechan. It's fucking 91 degrees outside, I have to walk up another half mile hill. Rip. I barely have any water left and I ate both apples. D;

FUCK YOU FEMALE BODY I USED TO BE IN SHAPE! AHHHHH

>>8307251
ayy thanks.

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woke up now I'm sad again

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>tfw contemplating getting on retin-a and potentially having a 5 month skin purge just to have really nice skin
apparently it increased skin turnover rate so in regular people it results in really nice skin but in transgirls it results in really nice skin + girlskin faster

>>8307258
t-thanks

i'll do my best to try and ask people to use female pronouns more

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>ex gf thinks shes trans at 16
>goes to see a doctor about it
>he asks her if shes into boys or girls
>she says both
>he says then why bother changing
>she decides to repress for the next 5 years off and on
>will decide shes trans for 4 whole months then go back to repressing over and over
>still not on hormones
>only just now considering it for real
REEEEEE GATEKEEPERS

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Threadly reminder if u don't have a belly ring then ur not a girl

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>>8307251
Wew, it's a fun place, I like it.

>>8307279
yeah i'm pretty much the same except It also feels extremely awkward and humiliating to be called he.
Feels much better to be called she but yeah it feels forced so that's a bit awkward as well.

>>8307283
They're kind of trashy.

>>8307277
Im sorry to hear that, whats up?

>>8307244
That's what the picture is addressing? throttled internet to anything but those major sites that are in those offers.

>>8307062
I'd find out what is in those little blue pills. Photos of them?

>>8307282
So what you're telling me is that the chaser propaganda about having to like only men to be trutrans is actually harmful to some trans girls? Who knew

>>8307288
nothing really I'm just a loser

>>8307286
In my case being called he just makes me sad, I don't blame others for not calling me anything else because they don't/can't know.

>but yeah it feels forced so that's a bit awkward as well
The forced part is really annoying ;_;
I feel like I'm asking too much

>tfw safety recall on my car
>tfw didn't know it had the defect with the airbag with bits of metal that could fly out and potentially kill you
>tfw would've driven into a wall and deployed them in my most depressed state if I had known that
H-haha

>>8307298
Dont be so hard on yourself, we all are.

Im sure youre doing just fine and if not you can turn it around.

>>8307304
The fuck, why does metal fly out?

I'm scared

>>8307297
that's not chaser propaganda dude I came here at 16 and that was a popular opinion for seemed like everyone in this board so I decided I was just a failed straight man agp. even though I knew I liked boys as well

>>8307250
weird
>>8307277
same. when does it end

>>8307311
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/news/2016/05/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-takata-air-bag-recall/index.htm
>At the heart of the problem is the airbag’s inflator, a metal cartridge loaded with propellant wafers, which in some cases has ignited with explosive force. If the inflator housing ruptures in a crash, metal shards from the airbag can be sprayed
Shitty airbag design

Religion needs to be gone from this world

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>>8306927
>why don't you value your time more
Fuck offff it's not like I'm working here because I want to.

>>8307322
Why sad?

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my bf is amazing. even tho he's feeling sad he still left work early to go pay my electricity bill that i couldn't afford like it was no big deal

how much wine is too much

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>>8307311
>>8307311
that sounds like Takata
the inflator can break into pieces from inflating the airbag, shooting them in every direction

t. /o/fag

>>8307332
want ffs bad
also butt lift
low self esteem hard to go outside

>>8307227
>tfw human trainwreck
at least my emotions feel real around you i guess

>>8307336
>relying on there to help you
Pathetic

>>8307344
you sound like a bitter unhappy person

>>8307340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08ntcAAyfSw

>tfw you get sad and drink and break a bunch of shit and decide to detransition so your gf tells you she'll break up with you and then you cry and eat 16 breadsticks

Why must every day be so painful

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I have to pee really bad but I'm stuck in boi-gril limbo and can't use either bathroom
truly god has forsaken me

>>8307327
i agree but i dont really know anything about eastern religions so maybe some of them are alright. i suppose though even if their teachings and principles are great ppl will still find a way to twist them and fuck around

>>8307256
i've travelled a bit too but i still find it really unpleasant

>>8307331
ill pay you $20 an hour to shitpost for me while i nap

>>8307137
explain gender dysphoria to her
I describe it as being the feeling of foreign-ness and discomfort you get when you've just had a tooth removed and feel the gap with your tongue, crossed with the sinking feeling you get in your chest when a close friend betrays you, crossed with the overwhelming and inescapable abyss of depression, all at once, whenever you notice or are reminded about any of your gendered physical and social traits
it'd be pretty hard for her to brush that off as a self-esteem issue

>>8307085
next edition needs to be Chelsea Manning edition
regardless of whether you agree with what she did, you have to admire her fortitude to stick with her desire to transition throughout the horrific things she went through and the fact that she intentionally strove to have a lasting positive (in her eyes) impact on the world beyond herself that had nothing to do with her being a tranny

this should be what a trans icon looks like
not Youtubers and reality TV stars

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>one bitcoin is worth nearly $2,000
who let this happen?

ok so with no feedback i'm thinkin i'm just gonna change to taking 75mg cypro does that sound right to people?

>>8307358
stop breaking things

>>8307368
i did

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>>8307283
>not being a demure and modest girl

>>8307340
I can provide butt lifting services that'll make you ffffffs

>>8307369
seems like too much unless you're like the heavyweight champion of the world

>>8307369
try for 50mg
>>8307368
wtf i thought it'd stay around 1k

>>8307371
Why

>>8307374
lift my butt valq!

>>8307358
What kind of breadsticks

75 it is

>>8307372
take me back to when they were 30 cents each please

i will give you $5 and half a tub of cocoa butter cream

>>8307379
nim shes talking about anal

>>8307386
okay deal

gimme ur bank details real quick

>>8307364
I feel similar to your explanation
I think I'll attempt to explain it to her next time
Describing how I feel/talking in general is hard though so I hope she understands

>>8307368
oh wow! really?
>2,002 EUR atm
i should've bought more before ;-;

>>8307375
my natural t is higher than is healthy even for males

>>8307388
ANAL!?!?

>>8307395
what levels

>>8307350
you're in your mid 20s and you still need to rely on others financially.
That's really fucking sad

buying bitcoin is such a pain in the ass i don't know how anyone does it

>>8307396
valq was making a pun about a "butt lift" in response to beep. Look at the comment and think about what shes saying

>>8307085
god willing we don't hear of her again and she finally gets to live her own life. she's suffered enough.

>>8307380
Shitty store bought ones

>>8307403
no valq isn't lewd like you she doesn't have the disease

>>8307401
I just pay with my debit card uwu

>>8307401
coinbase is ez enough

>>8307397
i don't know how to read these things but gp showed me a thing on which 8-30 was the healthy male range and i had 32

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some of my cis friends are so fun long retarded and ass backwards when it comes to trans stuff

>so are you the first man your bf has been with?
>was he only with girls before you?
>does his parents know he's gay?
>calling me he on accident then saying she

i legitimately want to ree sometimes when they say stuff this dumb

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>>8307396
yeah like this

>>8307408
where tho

>>8307412
they're just huggin

>>8307407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05pJVRKwlOM

>>8307390
how about i give you my spank details instead

you're lucky i don't report you to snacks for that

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I got fucked in the butt a lot in my dream last night. It was really fun.

>>8307416
actually his penis is going in and out of her butte

>>8307416
the heart is there to cover the mans penis.

>>8307413
Some EU site that allows me to pay with my debit card via a lil card reader thing and then i send the btc to an online wallet

>>8307425
and the girls penis don't be rude pls

>>8307411
>Friends
I surgically dissect these types of ppl from my life
Dont nobody need to be knowing I'm a tranny anyways.
Ugly boygirl 4lief

>>8307424
>>8307425
you all have lewd minds they're just sweaty and hugging it out

the girl looks stressed out the guys just trying to be a nice guy and comfort her

>>8307423
lucky
my dream was some nonsense about elves

>>8307357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uxHRfs8xLm
>>8307416
i wish someone would hug me
>>8307374
hmmm
>>8307369
get tested dummy

>>8307430
bb this is the deep south and black women here are like ungodly retarded when it comes to trans stuff

i had to lecture these stacies on what the difference between a gay man, a drag queen, and a tranny is because they literally didn't know and thought it was all the same. wew..

they mean well but they have a difficult time wrapping their pea brains around gender stuff

>>8307431
i bet when you get to ny its going to be hot. you and eva are going to be all sweaty and hugging to comfort each other

>>8307429
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FROrgT7P7r
>>8307431
>comfort her
Anally

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just so you know mtfg this person is a cis girl

>>8307442
i like guy penis more but some girls have penis and that's okay

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>>8307434

That sounds really cool too!

I wanna get my ears pointed...

>>8307448
i can tell by their flat forehead uwu

>>8307448
i wanna be that person

>>8307448
why did you need to inform us of this, eirini

go and practice makeup like you told me you would or i, uh, i'll cuss.

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>>8307440

>>8307434

utter
nerd
baka

>>8307442
there is no comfort to be gained in the anal cavity

>>8307448
Nuh-uh, you don't pass if you're anything less than a makeup model.

>>8307448
cissies can be hons too, you know

>>8307441
yeah! just two girls comforting each other!

>>8307450
yesss that elf ear surgery is actually cool as fuck
>>8307459
it wasn't too nerdy
it was like a weird elven dream version of spirited away

>>8307460
>comfort

but there are cumfarts

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>>8307454
ok ok
I'll wait for my mother to go downstairs though I feel weird having other people see me experiment with this stuff
>>8307452
ok ellen

>>8307462
im going to forcefully remove my own skull and then use my skull as a bludgeon to smash yours

>>8307437
>i wish someone would hug me
*hugs you hard*
Sorry my boobs might press up against u tho XD

should i buy like $100 of bitcoin or do we think the market's peaked?

>>8307458
correct

Faye, reviewbrah says that mac and cheetos are back

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>>8307472
do NOT remove your own skull ok you need it to kiss me

also this settles it I am DEFINITELY getting a snake bite

>>8307470
oh yeah that makes me nervous too

just do this, i'm serious about cussing here.

>>8307464
yeah comforting each other while sliding their hot and slippery bodies together touching each other all over

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>>8307448
>look at this really ugly girl
>if you're lucky, you might be able to look like her one day!

fucking coinbase only lets you spend $150 a week, is there an option that works in australia that isn't run by the feds?

>>8307484
that's the dream though
ugly girldom would be nice
also she's not that ugly because she can pull off the andro look well

>>8307484
>ugly

W H A T
H
A
T

androgynous/butch girls are literally the coolest though are you serious

>>8307448
i think she's pretty and i'm not usually attracted to gulls but would let her dom me desu

>>8307491
eh i disagree. don't care for that look personally desu it's a turn off

>>8307484
she's not ugly at all.

>>8307478
the BTC market cap has tripled since january alone and is now worth over 30 billion USD

if you want to be doing donuts in a lambourgini on the moon by this time next year, you should probably get in now

>>8307470
do you watch my show?

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>>8307283
Jealous.

>>8307423
I touch my butt but it's so dry it'll probably bleed again like in winter

>>8307481
That'll look cute AF with your eyebrow..


>>8307486
Uuugghhhhh. Don't remind me. I'm so butthurt. I might cash convert soon. We at 2k yet?

>>8307484
4 C H A N B E A U T Y S T A N D A R D S

>>8307483
that sounds lewd tho

>>8307494
eh maybe i'm just too gay
>>8307500
no but I really liked that movie where boylanna impregnated you and you gave the kid away to this cool family

>>8307491
>>8307496
she looks like a tranny eminem

go find yourself boyfriends, since that's clearly what you want

>>8307507
she still hasn't apologized :(

>>8307497
i'm gonna really fuckin hate myself when i spent like 0.6 btc on hrt and someday that's worth like 6k

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>>8307466

If I can afford it, I'm gonna try to go in July. There's a body mod artist in Vancouver B.C who does it. It'll cost $600, not counting the amrak to get there or the hotel I might have to get.

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*bullies everyone itt*

>>8307497
i'm gonna buy more bitcoin tomorrow i think uwu

>>8307513
A E P
E
P

>>8307509
>butch women are the same as men

no
you just don't get it, I think
>>8307511
:/
>>8307503
thanks but I had to remove that :/

>>8307486
>that isn't run by the feds?
That's how you get Mt. Gox 2.0

>>8307514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09xJRMbukby

just wait till bitcoin crashes again

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>>8307517

You what now? No idea what that stands for

>>8307505
no its not lewd its just two girls comforting each other and gasping breathlessly as their bodies grind together in ecstasy

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>>8307520
>>butch women look almost the same as men
Fixed that for you. Thats what it means to be butch, they are dressing and acting masculine in order to emulate men.

>>8307526
Autoelfophilia. Knife ears OUT.

>>8307513
She probably should have gotten nose surgery first...

>>8307514
Pls bully
>>8307524
I'll be waiting to buy when it tumbles down to $500

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>>8307529

i'm autofemboyphile

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>>8307534

Woah no need for the hate speech. Friggin' racist!

>>8307535
Nah she's still cute. Elf ears add more cuteness points than the new nose would.

>>8307534
>tfw you always play a cute elf girl in RPGs whenever possible, but nobody ever tries to rape you

>>8307526
you and faye should both get elf ears desu

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>>8307537
hmm seems you finally understand

I'm AAP desu

I'm hungry :o What should I eat /mtfg/?

>>8307541
With a nose like that, she could play Cyrano without a prosthetic, though.

>>8307532
i want to be tranny patrick bateman

>>8307526
Nope. As a child I'd have loved this. Fancied myself a fairy. People called me. Elf boy D;

>>8307535
I think shes adorable I wish I had that much personality. I do, I just can't show it yet. Haven't found a style. Yet. Probably won't get the ears. I want like an entire aesthetic. Gotta go to festivals and scope those biddies so I can copy them!

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@8307523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iXnA9cxsml

@8307536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sVumx1Uovx

>>8307549
an entire argentinian asado with choripanes included

>>8307549
Cheese. Melt it on stuff.

>>8307532
i had you filtered but my gf replied to you so I saw what you said.

That's literally not at all what it means to be butch.

Being butch means pushing the boundaries of what it means to be feminine.

>>8307547
Stop it you dumb slut only real girls get to be AAP.

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>>8307532
i guess everyone likes different stuff

>>8307549
baked beans on toast with HP sauce

>>8307561
Wrong
butch
bo͝oCH/
informal
adjective
adjective: butch

1.
having an appearance or other qualities of a type traditionally seen as masculine.

>>8307546
but its bad to want that

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>>8307551

Maybe it's just the angle, I mean, she's a model. pic related

>>8307545

Is Faye into that sort of thing?

>>8307554

It's not too late! Be who you want to be and fuck anyone who talks shit about it!

ohayo /mtfg/

>>8307549
*pulls your hair*

According to some I'm a mix between agp and aap

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>consciously aware im in the middle of a nightmare
>know its not real
>cant wake up from it
oh god why

>>8307566
not an argument

>>8307549
tugg

>>8307567
But you want that with eva. And i know she wants that with you.

>>8307570
>Is Faye into that sort of thing?
I dont know if she is into body mods or anything but she has the whole elf/link aesthetic

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>>8307561
>That's literally not at all what it means to be butch.
>Being butch means pushing the boundaries of what it means to be feminine.
why do people always try and change words when they don't like what they mean

>>8307549

Cock

>>8307558
>>8307565
>>8307559
All good suggestions :D Thank you.
>>8307574
>>8307578
I am not for tuggs! >:(

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Why hello there my silly little girls

Have you become optimistic sweet potatoes yet?

>>8307579
no i dont

>>8307566
>>8307584

alright very well that's the normie definition and how idiots perceive it but im literally educating u right now on the whole idea behind creating this look. That's not the same as the definition.

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;)

>>8307549
pancakes
lasagna
noodles

>>8307571
hi sheen

>>8307559

t. the absolute state of America

>>8307577
>using definitions is not an argument
Idk why i even bother replying to either of you sjw's.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/butch
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/butch
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/butch
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/butch

If you want to tell me why every single definition in every single dictionary is wrong because of your fee fees id love to see your evidence.

>>8307554
Copying won't give you a personal style. Build your own style. And stick to it. Until you grow bored of it, at least. I know people who don't know me at the places I spent time at call me the lady in red. That makes me feel it's time for a new palette. Just can't afford to renew all of my wardrobe, though.

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>>8307587
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1obvEInXnq3

>>8307594
pretty accurate

>>8307592
so you are a straight girl then?

i'd like to be a histrionic insomniac but i don't wanna have a lifeless flabby face with huge bags under the eyes

golly i needa sleep

>>8307585
Leeewwddd :(
>>8307589
I bought some sweet potatoes if that counts.
>>8307595
Thank you for the suggestion :)
>>8307603
No bully! >:(