H.E.T go homo

>>8303018

show him your dick

preferably in public, that'll turn him to the Dark Side

>>8303018
Gib em bout tree fiddy

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>>8303021
>going outside

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>>8303030

Become a femboy. See: >>>/lgbt/femgen.

>>8303050
i want to preserve what little integrity i have left

You need to fill a balloon with your farts. Then give it to him and let him play with it. At some point the balloon will burst, either accidentally or on purpose. Then he will smell your concentrated essence and fall in love with you... and will do everything for you.

Works everytime. Scientifically proven (almost).

>>8303018
Make him develop autogynephilia and thus pseudoandrophilia by jerking him off while he's dressed as a woman.

>>8303018
Best bet is to hunt AGPs. Femme it up for him. Or you could even crossdress together and be "lesbians". If he's pseudo bi you can just be your regular gay self as long as he's the woman.

>>8305667
You'd have trouble getting a non AGP man into womens clothing in the first place, let alone womens clothing while being jacked off by a guy. So he pretty much has to be AGP from the get go.

>>8303018
Don't know. I have yet to figure out how to make gay boys go gay for me.

I still want to suck your dick

You need to eat more fibres. If your turds get harder you can throw them at your crush.
And he will finally understand your feelings for him.

>>8305643
Have you ever tried farting in a balloon?!

>>8305768

It's not easy, I know. But we're talking about changing the sexual preference of someone. Of course it will be extremely difficult...

>>8303055
become a trap

>>8303018
Ask him to help you with something and confide in him that you are in great need of sexual arousal and really get off to being beaten, tell him not to hold back.

The physical violence will release all of his homophobia and emotional distance and worries about his reputation and what people will think. Straight boys are very pent-up and distant for a reason. It will hurt a lot I won't lie, but by the end you two will bond and you can work towards a loving relationship.

>>8303018
Magic?

>>8310871
Yeah, I'm quite sure there is a working spell in the Harry Potter books. Or how did Ron get Snape and Dumbledore to fuck him being the butt-ugly wimp he is?

>>8310878
Well, love potions are a thing that make you fall in love with a person whether you like it or not.
It's how Voldemort was conceived.

>>8310878
>Harry Potter books.
eww token gays.

>>8303018
If he has a decent chance with a women you dont have much of chance

>>8303018
become a convincing trap