/gaygen/ - food edition

cock

gotta eat the booty like groceries

Anyone want to marry me? I want a green card, and I'm willing to do anything you want.

>>8298263
are u qt?
where are you from?

>>8298215
>What is your favorite meal or type of food?
A bullet.
Or dick.
Still not sure which I'd prefer.

>>8298298
>are u qt?

I mean, I'm acceptable.

>where are you from?

Eastern Europe.

Hey! Please vote in my polls!
>>8297902

>>8298378
But I can't decide if I'm a femboy or not.

>>8298397
If you're on the border then just pick one.

>>8298378
what the fuck that has to be the most stupid shit ive ever read this year fucking kill yourself with this snowflake shit, not only there has to be 10000 trans threads but now this shit has to be on gaygen too fuck off already

kill everyone now!
condone first-degree murder!
advocate cannibalism!
eat shit!

>>8298409
It is not a trans thread, it's a cis thread.

>>8298298
Yeah but there's a difference between like Poland and Chechnya

>>8298412
calm down, divine.

>>8298423
I'm white and from a Christian family.

>>8298430
If thats what you got to say about yourself, then I feel sorry for you

>>8298443
Why?

>>8298447
:/

>>8298452
What's the problem? ;_;

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>>8298426
Take a seat
Take several

>>8298458
I'm sure you're a very nice boy, anon

>>8298681
Thanks daddy.

>>8298215
Mum's home-cooked curries and chapattis. Nothing can compare for me.

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Are you sure you're gay, anon? I always thought you were cute. Want to give a relationship with me a shot?

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>>8298732
I'm bi desu and musclegirls are my favorite
>you'll never turn all girls into mega beefcakes

>>8298215
Does anyone know exactly what it is that makes gay face gay? I have a few hypotheses:
>Eye shape; more rounded on top and flat on bottom
>Mouth disproportionately small or large
>Overly prominent angle of the mandible, normally paired with an overly acute angle between the mandibular angle and the body of the mandible
Any other contributing factors people have noticed?

gays with a beard and hair styled upwards typically with an undercut are the most boring gays to fuck desu neko chan

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>>8298732

I don't know how to feel about this, the gay in me says no but my cock wants her to sit on my face and grind me into the mattress

>>8298751
>tfw can't grow a beard and just roll with a buzz cut

You don't know how bad I want a beard. Don't bully beard gays.

>>8298761
When I say beard I mean the whole more-than-stubble-but-not-really look gays love these days. I love me a good thorough beard. Unless they're fat.
So I will continue bullying.

>>8298774
I can't tell what look you're talking about.

>>8298732
No, I'm a small dick bottom, and will never be able to fulfill your sexual needs.

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>>8298782

>>8298761
I can't grow a beard either, I'm really thinking of taking minoxidil on my face to grow one

and on my head too, it's looking very concerning these days

>>8298792
It's a good look, but everyone goes for that look nowadays.

>>8298732
>musclebound women are somehow worse than regular ones

>>8298790
you'd fulfil mine anon <3

>>8298800
I think it looks awful. I never got the appeal, and the last guy that fucked me looked identical to that and was lame af

>>8298807
Are you American?

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>>8298744
Also bi, and that's hands down the worst fetish.
Just fuck a dude if your into muscle. If you were at least pretending to be straight it'd make sense.

With the amount of roids it takes to get a girl beefy, you're basically fucking a dude with an abnormally small dick.

wanna try to make my own futomaki

>>8298817
>Just fuck a dude if your into muscle.
it's the contrast that's great
>With the amount of roids it takes to get a girl beefy, you're basically fucking a dude with an abnormally small dick.
that's why 2d exists

>>8298817
Don't tell me what to do and what to like.

>>8298746
Post examples of gay face. I have no idea what people are talking about when they mention it.

>>8298813
britbong :(

>>8298829
*holds up mirror*

>>8298852
Do you have one of those unique regional accents?

>>8298828
Don't tell me what not to do.

>>8298860
Now I'm kinda tempted to post face and ask if I've got gay face.

>>8298888
free world

>>8298879
Make me.

>>8298829
pouty lips, submissive look and or too friendly eyes

>>8298923
it's mainly weird eyes or a fucked up nose/cupids bow region
pouty lips are trendy, cant use that tbqh

>>8298920
Faggot. Tell me where you live so I can beat you up and steal your lunch money.

>>8298923
Is it weird this post made me hard?

>>8298942
I did boxing for 3 years and kyokushin for another 4 when I was a teenager, then powerlifting for 3 more years later on. I will literally murder you, not even joking.

>>8298829
>>8298923
oh and a too friendly/palyful smile also, instead of a warm, serious or confident smile

>>8298867
not really :/

>>8298975
Teach me some British slang, buff ting.

>>8298979
bumbaclot stfu

How do I find bearish men
They never seem to like my twink body...

>>8298986
you a wasteman bruv

>twinks in 2017
LUL

>>8298999
me & u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9oZaP-my5E

>>8299008
das peng

>>8298979
>assuming I use slang
you think me some tracksuit wearing youth?

>>8298732
>vagina
ewww

>>8299008
>guy pics up cig and smokes it
haha fucking god, what is going on

>>8299043
norm life pham

>>8299026
even worse
>muscly vagina
you know it'd clamp down on your dick

>>8298923
>>8298928
Got any example pics?

>>8299054
*brings up mirror*
u gay after all

>>8299054
yeah post your face

>>8298952
Let's see an address faggot.

>>8299056
>>8299057
>>8299054
So it's just a meme then?

>>8299024
I'm sorry daddy.

>>8299073
not at all

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nRzYCOi6cbc

Do you have a relationship with Jesus? Who am I kidding, of course you don't because you live a life of sexual immorality.

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>Do you have a relationship with Jesus? Who am I kidding, of course you don't because you live a life of sexual immorality.

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>>8299080

How do you cure the gay??

>>8299179
benis in bagina

>>8299181

That would just make me biscum though.

>>8299179
induce suicide

>>8299187
benis and benis goo in bagina
then be forced to live a straight life

>>8299190

2cowardy4that otherwise i would have been dead 15 years ago.

>>8299192

I dunno

>>8299179
Being gay is great.
Stop being fat, ugly and super insufferable and you'll love being gay.

>>8299179
>>8299198

>>8299198
>being a genetic dead end is great

It great for you and more power towards you but my honey moon phase is over. Rather be straight.

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>tfw no /k/ bf

>>8299198
DRAG HA ICE QUEEN

Sometimes it just takes a push outside your comfort zone. I once forced myself to go to a gay nightclub by myself and it was awful but I built enough confidence to start asking out guys

>>8299224
>going to a club by yourself

That's sad.

>>8299236
You live and you learn.

Bars are fine to go by yourself. Clubs are a no go unless you pretend to be friends with a fat woman

I'll never go to a bar alone, because I'm scared nobody will hit on me.

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This topic is so gay.

>>8299297
if you're
a. thin
or
b. young
you will get hit on

I LOVE CUM

>>8299327
Promise?

>>8299312
ure food is gay

>>8299350
yes
just go to the bar and get a drink and then look lonely

I have an awkward question.. I started shaving again because my boyfriends thinks it makes me look cute and the day after I've developed red bumps on many pores around my thigh area.

Will they go away after months of continuous shaving or am I doing something wrong and need to address the issue?

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8299374
latter but also the former

>never really mentioned I like guys because of various reasons
>hanging out with best friend
>been thirsty for him for ages
>he's in the middle of some kind of gay crisis
>trying real hard to show him that everything is normal and okay and the same between us after he told me
>also trying not to do shit like think about how cute he is or think about kissing him too much

Being a good friend is hard.

>>8299374
It's razor burn bro. Exfoliate first then moisturize after.

>>8299423
not very helpful man...

how does a "trying to be cuter" submissive boy go about finding cute clothes? I'm new to trying to present as something and I'm completely lost...

>>8299409
meeeee

Am I... a slut?

>>8299501
try tranny gen gay boy

>>8299480
making out with good friends > good friends who dont make out
unless you're an ugly good friend

>>8299541
Let's check
Submit a picture of your boy pucci

>>8299611
I've got a couple threads of my bp on /soc/ already.

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why isn't adam kovic your boyfriend?

>>8299619
Who? I only know gamers with huge epeens.

>>8299614
>not linking them
rude

>>8299619
He is, he just doesn't know yet

>>8299632
I'm a reformed virgin I refuse to link to my bp on a nice christian board.

>>8299179

Repenting of your lusts (all the times you masturbated to porn, done stuff with another guy, etc.) and praying to Jesus to deliver you.

It's an ongoing process. You must continue to go to Jesus and pray for deliverance every time you mess up, eventually you'll find yourself no longer desiring to be part of the gay lifestyle, no longer desiring to look at porn, and no longer wanting anything to do with other homosexuals.

It becomes easier the more you repent and pray to Jesus but it takes time to be completely rid of the sin.

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>>8299624
>>8299632
RIP Adam's tiddies

>>8299708
is this before and after
if so, this is probably the only time ever the before picture looks better

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>>8299727
it's before and after
he lost weight, but it caused his bear tiddies to shrink
this what they were like before
F

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>>8299536
What type of yaoi would you like to read?

I'll never find someone as perfect as Babydaddy from Scissor Sisters so I guess I'll have to settle for a fucking 9.5

>>8299830
In relation to your personal aesthetic the highest you can afford is a 4.2

>>8299557
True. It's just kind of awkward right now because I don't wanna make it seem like I'm making it about me by mentioning I like guys too and I don't wanna make it seem like I'm like "Hey bro I know you just told me a big secret and had a hard time with it but I'm using this as an opportunity to tell you I want to make out."

I'm thinking probably give it some time then kind of start testing the waters? Until then my dumb ass will pine on here.

>>8299867
But I was raised to believe I was too good for anyone

>>8299885
I mean you can definitely treat it as a 'since you opened up to me i gotta be honest with you...' situation, but idk how well that works in regards to telling someone you want to fuck their brains out.

>>8299803
recommend me some pls

is that taro ice cream? i love taro

>>8299934
Yeah. I mean obviously I'm not going to be like "hey bro I like you let me hop on that dick". Maybe I'll just mention that it's not as weird/fucked up as he thinks since I'm definitely into guys too next time he worries about people judging him. IDK it's hard for me to think sometimes where he's concerned.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-XQkDyEwQo

Is Perfume Genius the best gay musician in the game right now?

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>>8300033
I'll recommend a cute yaoi, a lewd yaoi, and a yaoi that is neither. If you want any more recommendations, please do ask.

>"Umibe no Étranger" and its sequel, "Harukaze no Étranger" by Kii Kanna
Shun, a gay novelist, decides to speak to Mio, a boy who is always staring out at the sea. The two become friends, but Mio has to move away a few days later. Three years past and Mio returns proclaiming his love for Shun.

This is my favorite series. It has a gorgeous artstyle and cute character designs.

>"Yatamomo" by Harada
Momo, a good-for-nothing human trash and ultimate scum, has sex for money, but he meets Yata, a naive man who lets Momo sleepover. To repay him for his kindness, Momo tries to have sex with Yata.

It's basically a porno with plot.

>"Killing Stalking" by Koogi
Yoon Bum is a stalker obsessed with the handsome and popular Sangwoo, but when he breaks into his aparment, he discovers that the perfect Sangwoo has his own dark secrets.

A horror story that has some gore.

>is that taro ice cream?
Indeed it is. I love taro too.

>>8300033
That ain't taro. It's ube.

>>8300225
Ube isn't taro. Gabi is taro.

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>>8300225
>that picture

>>8299215
Unlike your obese redneck ass my priorities in life aren't to pass on my genetics.

>>8299224
I've never been to a gay club.
I went to a gay bar once and got surrounded by a bunch of men groping me.

>>8299008
truly the height of the british empire

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>>8299198

>>8301651

Whatever you say queer.

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>>8298215
That looks really good. For desert, I like ice cream in general, or banana splits. I like granola with dried fruit for breakfast, and a variety of Mexican foods for dinner.

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>walk in the wilderness
>find this
what do?

Anyone got experience with gay saunas?
shit sounds hot af

>>8301812
how would you not get STDs from a place like this tho?

>>8301812
it sounds retarded

if you can have sex in a sauna you're doing sauna wrong

Bee

>>8301822
because wrapping your willy is hard

Bees are crazy

Dogs are nuts too

Cats are cute but funny

Dudes are hot but slutty

Women are crazy but they smell nice

I hate spiders

The gay community seems extremely shallow

Why is gaygen so dead? Remember when this place was really active?

Why is lgbt nothing but trans threads?

Video games and anime are nice things

Anyone out there or am i the only guy here?

I suppose i will talk to myself

>>8301872

Hey anon, how are you today?

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Wow, I'm 95% sure I just saw two guys from grindr who live in my apartment building

what a strange feeling

>>8301874

I'm doing okay, how about that weather?

>>8301875

A person, yay. Why would you use grindr?

>>8301876

Fine weather i think but i must be leaving, good day anon.

>>8301879
>Why would you use grindr?
I dunno, to get gay sex? I haven't done anything or edited my profile yet though so I'm not really using it

>>8301881

But you could get sex from a boyfriend anon.

>>8301883
how do i into boyfriend

>>8301885

That is a tough question. I think you could try actual dating sites if you want to do the online thing. If not, try your local gay Community Center. Or if you're in college you could try your LGBT Center.

Or you could get set up through a friend if they know you're gay or go out to a club/bar and it depends on your area for all of this if you're like in russia or some shit hole then don't bother

>>8301859
because gays have about as much to talk about as a /straight/ board

>>8301891

Straight people have tons to talk about though.

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A shemale just messaged me on Grindr
Didn't even know they were on there.
Didn't expect to ever be in contact wit one

what do

>>8301898

This is a tough thing to deal with.

>>8301897
such as?

>>8301909

Tons of this i would imagine

>>8301911

Things i mean

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>>8301859
Gay people tend to have it just be a passive part of their character, they might drop by the board or lgbt forums once a week or month.
Its such an insignificant part of who we are that people will identify more with other interests, and then also take more part in those communities. On 4chan Im way more active on /fit/, /lit/, /ck/, and /ic/. I drop by here maybe once a month.

But trans love to talk about their transition, about how hard they have it, how certain groups that are not them are all assholes. about how its total bullshit they need a prescription and need to go through psychological therapy first.
Then of course you get all those people who regret transition by self-medicating illegally, or at times even legally, because they repeatedly threatened to kill themselves to their psychologist, forcing the psychologist to greenlight hormone therapy.

They also need to constantly have validated their idea of their struggle being 100% unique in every way. Hell, not even other trans people truly understand!
So they need FTM, FTM, transfeels, Transpreop, transpostop, femgen, transition regrets, and so many more threads. They need to make their stories and feels not just 1 post, but 50!
They milk every oppertunity to get attention, which means more posts.
Short replies make the conversation last for potentially hours, so they love that shit.

It's such a problem some lgbt communities have a "Dont ask dont tell" policy on transexuality, since they completly annex any lgbt community from top to bottom, turning it into a trans community, only talking about trans feels and issues, alienating any cis people who just love the same genital as their own.

>>8301933
>/ic/
POST
YOUR
WORK

p-please

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My best friend just told me he think he might be gay. He doesn't know I'm gay. I've never told him. It's a weird feeling since I had to keep telling myself not to fall for him since he's literally my ideal, but probably my only real friend, and falling for a straight guy is the stupidest thing you can do.
He's now laying down next to me past out, we were drinking, well more like he was drinking and I was listening to him rant. Pic kinda related. He's probably one of the most built people I've ever seen. Almost looks like this.

How was your day, faggots?

>>8301859
Probably because most fags just literally don't give a fuck about all the political bullshit? I only come here once a week to see how things are going. Or when I just want to talk about something else. I mostly keep to /k/ /a/, /fit/, /v/ and /out/. I used to be on /lit/, but that place is fucking awful.

>>8301755
Your issue isn't being gay.
It's being physically and mentally repulsive. You'd be in the same position if you were straight.

>>8301859
Because the trannies are funny. Whereas most of the fags are boring man children who play video games and bitch at anyone who can get laid or has decent taste in men.

>>8301933
It's more because most of the trannies on here are mega autistic AGPs, so essentially they're just perverted straight men, so they fit in more on 4chan.
Most gay men are interesting social creatures so the socially awkward anime watching vibe of 4chan doesn't appeal to most people with lives.

>>8301950
take stealth dick pics

>>8301962
>take stealth dick pics of your best friend while he sleeps
I may not be the greatest person in the world, but I'm definitely not gonna be a piece of shit to what is probably my only friend.

>>8301976
>not waking up your friend with a good morning blowie
it's like you're not even a real fag

>>8301978
Well shit, guess I'm not a real fag. I'm gonna go on /pol/ and start shitposting about degenerates.

>>8301933
>It's such an insignificant part of who we are

And yet some of us get shunned by our families and forced to take a significant change in our lives because of this insignificant thing

You whining cunts really suck.
You're so fucking lame.
Have your lives really been that sheltered and boring.
Go and get laid. Jesus

>tfw I will never have a cute bf who still has a teddy bear

>tfw family was mormon growing up
>tfw never had coffee cuz of shitty religion
>tfw move out and find that gay shit and coffee are the best things ever
literally just got back from getting stuff for tiramisu.

>>8302195
>when I was a kid I was autistic about my winnie the pooh teddy I won from mcdonalds
>would break kids' necks if they talked shit or touched it
>grew out of it at some point
>can't find it now

;_;

>>8302227
Why don't mormons drink coffee? Why are mormons even a thing, I don't get it. Sounds like some shit on par with scientology.

>>8301950
This is where you offer to suck his dick, or offer to let him suck your dick.

>>8301950
SUCK HIS DICK

What's your favorite number? Mine is 13.

>>8302227
I like you. You can stay.
Mormons don't drink coffee?

>see a cute guy on okcupid
>click on his profile
>he mention he is bipolar

Why do normies do this ? What are the odds it is self-diagnosed ?

And the lame people kill the thread again.
Every time I get the thread going again and you autistic weirdos shit it up with your repetitive and uninteresting bollocks.
Fuck off.

>>8302307
You fuck off.

>>8301897
Yes, and us faggots can discuss them on the same venues straight people use. Which leaves 'being gay' the only thing left. It's not something that takes 99% of our time and attention, as with trannies, so you get a post per fag per week at best.

>>8302299

I do the same thing if I see bisexual

No such thing as a good bi- prefix

You will never find love
You will never find a cute boy
If you do, he will let you down
You will never be happy
You will never find what you want
You will die alone
Filled with sorrow and self pity
You will blame yourself for being weak, and you are

>>8302323
inb4 that one sperg that talks about how straight people are basic, and he's special because he's gay and used to draw as a kid

>>8302338
fuck this shit I'm gonna play some video games

>>8302364
Play Diablo 2 with me?

>>8302365
>all these swede /int/ crossposters
are we truly the gayest nation?

>>8302372
Are you ok anon?

>>8302375
are you not from /sverigetråden/?

>>8302330
Was his bisexuality self diagnosed though?

>>8302372
> all these swede /int/ crossdressers
So are the memes about big Arab cock in Sweden true?

>>8302378
Why would I be? And why are "crossboarders" a problem, considering literally nobody has /lgbt/ as their main board, except a select few weirdos?

>>8302388
>Why would I be?
someone made almost exactly the same reply to me when i mentioned d2 a few hours ago, and I know there are some crossposters here already
>And why are "crossboarders" a problem, considering literally nobody has /lgbt/ as their main board, except a select few weirdos?
it's not, I just think it's funny

>>8302387
I wouldn't know, I'm practically a basement dweller these days

>>8302394
Oh no, I've just been looking for people to play with for weeks literally.

>>8301954

Whatever you say queer

>>8298732
Damn, Alanis Morissette got swole!

>>8298215
>your favorite meal or type of food
>garbanzo beans
>evaporated milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyBQPojM8tE

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post guys fucking breeders

>>8302539
He'd be super fuckable if he wasn't a snaggle tooth.
I hope whichever porn company he works for have fixed his teeth for him.

>>8302546
Do porn companies go that far for their sluts? I wonder if I can get an American citizenship if I became a pornstar.

>>8302539
I mean I'd still fuck him but I'd be thinking about his teeth a lot.

>>8302555
Bitch, do you not know who the president is.
You're never going to get citizenship unless you're rich.
So I suggest you find some sugar daddy and marry him and kill him.

>>8302570
I'm not a criminal, why wouldn't I get a citizenship?

>>8302575
That Anon is retarded. Trump doesn't have anything against legal immigrants. Except maybe Muslim ones.

>>8302546
His teeth aren't that bad.

>>8302607
Well I'm slavic, aka the muslim destroyer. I should be fine.

>>8302575
Because Trump has promised to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN by encouraging companies to employ American workers
America is one of the hardest countries in the world to get in to let alone get citizenship.
Some NEET with no money isn't getting citizenship there.
And considering you're some islamophobic dunce from some shit hole second world country, I assume you stick with your principles and stay in your own country.
The only places you'd fit in in America hate faggots so you'd get lynched anyway.

>>8302613
Girl, they are. He's naked and hot and in a shower and all I could look at were his jacked up teeth.

>>8302748
Suggest not assume

>>8302748
I'm not a neet, and if you love muslim dick so much, you're the one who wouldn't be allowed in the USA.

>>8302883
Saudi cock that ejaculates gold orrr Slav cock that drips cabbage soup
I wonder
I wonder

>>8302920
Whatever helps you sleep at night, shitskin.

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>>8302697
Bosnians and Chechens are the purest Slavs.

>>8303430
Not really.

>>8303435
They're mixed with turkic people to breed some of the savagery out

>>8303073
Honestly every country in the world would prefer Saudi immigrants to Slavs.
Your countries are literally worthless.

Why are there no hot gay YouTube personalities?

>>8303626
I think one guy in that three-guy-gay-couple on youtube is extremely likeable, but I forget the name

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>>8303641
>three-guy-gay-couple

>>8303473
Get out with your AIDS and STD fetish.

>>8303647
ye ye I know there is a proper tumblr term for it, someone probably knows who I mean

*desperately tries to pop a boner off a roastie*
god damn it

>>8303760
What's a roastie?

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>>8303805
a "person" with a some roast beef stuck between their legs

>>8303760
why would you do that?
wtf is wrong with you?!

>>8303809
damn it now I'm hungry

>>8303880
of course you are, breeder

I'm having a lot of trouble finding info on good skin care for someone like me (a submissive bottom) I want smooth and pretty skin on my face but instead I heave wide pores and black heads...

>>8303889
>buy any moisturizing skin lotion
>apply regularly
>??????

>>8303889
blackheads are caused by oil.
you need to wash more.
and use oil-free products.
try a masque.
also, there are millions of youtube videos about skincare.
>having trouble
can't tell if stupid or lazy

>>8303895
should I use it on my whole body?

Alright lads, I want a bf. I am in the closet, hard, and I can't come out. I don't want to use Grindr because I don't want aids, I want a relationship. I have heard tinder is good for gays looking for bfs, but I am scared. I am 18, just about to graduate HS, and I have a sister who is 17. She has gay friends and friends of gay friends who are probably on tinder. Also, if word gets out that I'm on tinder looking for men, it will go around my whole school and she will hear. I could just not put my face on tinder, but if I just have a pic of my abs then I will only get guys looking for hookups, not relationships. Pls help, what do?

>>8303895
>>8303909
>>8303889
Don't listen to these fucking retards. Literally go to a dermatologist. Skin is way too delicate and complicated to treat to just use some meme lotion.

>>8303925
dude.
if you have a bf people are going to know you're gay.

>>8303975
>go to a dermatologist
>get meme lotion
nice

>>8303983
I won't bring my bf to the house. I just want someone to hang out with over the summer until I leave, basically. I also want to not be a kissless virgin anymore.

>>8303995
I get it, if he was me I'd probably pretend to be his mate until he's/we're ready
>tfw no qt to pretend to just be friends and then secretly fug whilst stopping over

>>8302388
/bant/ is my main board now :^)

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>>8303925
Online dating is shit. You will be in a sea of degenerates and flakes. No one worth meeting will ever want to meet up. Some look good on the surface, but never work out.

>>8303995
just use grindr and don't do anal unless you use a condom

>>8304052
>:^)

i can see why

>>8303889
Enlarged pores and blackheads are usually caused by too much oil bro. But washing too much will dry your skin out and even oily skin needs moisturizer. Find a gentle cleanser and a moisturizer that is gel-based. Maybe a toner. I use one that's got aloe in it. It's pretty dope.

>>8303983
>tfw no bf
>tfw no one knows I'm gay

sucks

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>brag to friend that I'm gonna get really fit this summer
>say "I bet you I'll have abs by the time you come back"
>"i'd pay to see that show"
What do?

>>8303989
You dumb as fuck, enjoy your bad skin.

>>8304093
Become my bf and let me train you for free.

>>8304181
k :)

>>8304192
Ok, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 5 AM, and we'll do some drills at the park, then I'll stretch and massage you, make you breakfast, and we'll hit the gym for a push workout.

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>>8304225
God dammit this reminds me of my straight crush/best friend
>woke up at 5 am every morning last summer to go swimming and do workouts
>sucked at swimming so he'd help me and give me tips to get better
Fuck I miss him a lot.

>>8304231
I suck at swimming too, almost drowned 3 years ago, because I went too deep into the sea, and couldn't get back.

>>8304231
>tfw have a crush on your best bro and you do shit like this together
>only you're both decent swimmers so you mostly just break into the pool of his apartment complex at night to swim or sometimes skinny dip

I'm in hell but it's great.

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>>8301875
I've seen guys from Grindr at the 24r fitness. Always gross old white guys too. And they are always super forward. But I uninstalled Grindr and Scruff. I havent even had sex in 2 months. How to not into sex?

>>8304260
>in hell
>gets to skinny dip with his crush at night for free

Check your privilege honestly.

>>8304263
aromasin

Today I told a 20-something guy on grindr I wasn't interested and he sent me a photo of a man getting shit on, from a scat porno it seemed. And people wonder why ghosting is so common in online dating/hookup apps.

>tfw you go to supercuts to gets a faggy haircut to woo all the boys and the lady butchers it and now you look like chad from the US Marine Corp

I'm so pissed.. this is what I get for not finding a stylist at a salon.

>>8304293
Just get a cute buzzcut.

>>8304293
>Implying any of the boys that aren't mentally ill like faggy haircuts

>>8304293
supercuts is the worst.
those people aren't even trained and they don't give a shit since they aren't making any money unless they do a hundred cuts a day.
pay a little more and get a haircut that actually makes you look good.
or learn to do it yourself.

>>8304266
It's like showing someone their favorite food but not letting them have any, honestly. Or better, dangling a glass of ice water in front of someone who's dehydrated. Because I'm so fucking thirsty it's ridiculous.

>>8304364
I'd like to learn to do it myself but I'm absolutely lost trying to find tutorials or guides or lists to help since I have no knowledge about any kind of hair care.

>>8304367
Be happy you can eat, and have a roof above your head. And stop being a pussy and try and get his dick, it's not that hard.

>>8304367
>dangling

i see what you're dealing with there.
honestly, just tell him you want to suck it.

>tfw going to bed and dreaming about anon fucking my tight boipussy with his thick mancock

>>8304579

>tfw only an average-girthed manchildcock

sigh

h-help quick
>bf have stayed at my place for months whenever we see each other because he lives with his family
>now he asks me over there
what DO

>tfw ugly
I'd rather have cancer desu.

>>8305759
FUCK YOU YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ME AND NOW HE'S MAD AT ME

FUUUCK YOUUU

>>8305774
>>8305775
Good. If I can't have a bf, you can't either.

need a cute asmr bf

>>8304364
Depends on the place too since they're individually owned franchises. I go to great clips and one of the barbers there is a cute bear daddy. Basically I tell him to cut it however he like it since he knows I'm gay and basically cuts it to appeal to his kind

>>8305759
What do you mean 'what do?'
You should have just went

They need to rebrand this place AutisticLoserGen

>>8305961
sorry but I would drop all my spagetti doing that. we agreed that he would meet me up at his bus stop then take the backdoor into his room.

>>8304275
If dubs I will.

>>8306207
I'm not saying I agree but I understand

>>8306346
gotta meet the parents someday anon

>>8300225
another guy here, recommend me something with high school settings where one guy is younger and other older but neither are femboys please i want cute stuff i do not wish for lewdness although i can accept it

>>8301980
The post you responded to just proves /pol/ was right again :^)

I want to be a bottom, but I'm scared of taking a dick, or dealing with a top that's so dominant, it's borderline rape. Help.

>>8304293
>implying Chad doesn't get loads of boipuss

>>8298215
>bf wants me to cum hands free
>tells me to stop masturbating until I can
>last about 3 days because I have 0 will power
>bf is disappointed, but asks me to try again
> make it 5 days feel shame as soon as I cheat again
> next time I do better but feel really bad for failing my bf every time I slip up
>finally make it 30 days
>bf is super proud of me
>makes me cum hands free in doggy
>I spasm and collapse on bed
>bf stops thrusting
>starts petting my head and calling me a good boy while flex his dick against my fun button
>Feel more self satisfied with my self than when I graduated college.
>wake up later and feel terrible because I'm not into that gay "good boy" shit.

I really don't like this feel. I turn into such a disgusting person when I am horny. But at least I am half cured of my fapping addiction.

>>8306889
>I'm scared of taking a dick, or dealing with a top that's so dominant, it's borderline rape.
Do you want to take it up the ass or not?

>>8307292
Oo

I've only ever cum hands free once, out of many many times. It was pretty hot.

And then my fwb is like "lol that happens to me all the time cause I'm such a good top"

>>8307307
Do you believe him?

>>8307302
Yeah.

>tfw nobody called you faggot today so far

>tfw nobody called you boy, or sweety today so far

>>8308071
faggot

>tfw no bf is asmr-ing naughty things in my ear

fuck you all I don't care about gay shit anymore

>>8309077
By math rules that means you DO care about straight shit

Begone grinchposter

>>8308119
sweaty

If I don't like the idea of getting fug in the but or sucking a dick, but get boners to males, am I still gay?

>tfw you're an ugly faggot and your best friend in uni is a 10/10 straight guy who hooks up with every 10/10 girl on campus and who you're completely in love with

i'm going to kill him, then kill every perfect-looking girl that stares at him while we're together, and then not kill myself because I deserve to live even though I'm a 3/10.

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desu
would top 1980's Christian Slater
would bottom for nowadays Christian Slater

that fucking voice though imagine how he sounds when he cums

>>8309077
No one talks about gay shit in here, gay shit is cool.
They talk about lame as fuck autistic shit that no normal person over the age of 12 gives two shits about.

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>>8311426
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