Mascgen: Potato edition

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>>8291607

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>>8291607
Did you hug your dad recently, mascgen?

>>8291730
a few months ago, but I hugged my bf a couple of hours ago

>>8291631
Fuck he's hot

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>>8291730
Better question.
Did you hug your daddy?

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>>8291747
why did your bf come to your mind when you thought about hugging your dad?

>>8291914
because the question was whether a recent hug receiver was my dad but instead it was my bf

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>>8291829
every day!

>>8291607
he's adorable

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I want to FUCK Kovacs ass

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>>8292233
holy shit

>>8292233
Looks fat a blubbery. Wouldn't be fun to fuck even a little.

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Schukin > Kovac

>>8292233
Honestly I just want to make out with him
Such a cute face

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>>8292433

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>>8292442
>filename
every time

>>8292233
that ass must be delicious.

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>>8291762
Yeah most of the world thinks so too.

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>>8293321

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>>8293351
His brother is pretty hot, and gay.

>>8293321
god I wish I had that chest hair pattern

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>>8293381

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>>8293371
>and gay
Nice. I have a chance then!

>>8293321
He's kind of the ultimate American hottie. Kind of like how Till Schweiger is the ultimate German. Like if I imagine the ideal American bf, I always have to think of Chris Evans.

Anglos make my groin feel funny.

>>8293481
Well he acts for productions with CBS and NBC which are in los angles, CA and new york city, NY. So make your way to either ends of the US. He's bound to have a home in each city.

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>>8293596
I could mail him some of my cum

>>8293964
That's not creepy at all.

>>8291829

More like he hugged me.

With his butthole.

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>>8293969
I would send a note with it ofc
>pls respond

Question am I masc?
>like hairy beefy dudes
>lifts are 1.5, 3, 4, 5 ohp, bench, squat pls no bully, deadlift
>like cuddling
>like drag race and kareoke

>>8294810
No you're fem

>>8286223
Well, at least you see where the problem is.
Funnily enough, I used to feel the exact opposite way. I thrived on elusive relationships and foggy chats, until it became too much of a pain in the ass. I feared negative answers so much that I prefered having none at all.
Do not seek balance for itself, though. Try to be the vastest person you can be and each thing and behavior will dilute naturally with time and make you a more balanced fellow. Try new food, listen to the radio from time to time, read Beckett, craft stuff.

Do not worry about that guy, comrade. Some people fancy us, some other don't. And we shouldn't be in a hurry to know which one it'll be with each person in front of us.

>>8294810

if you have to ask youre a sissy femboi

>>8294810
Go back to where you belong you femboi >>>/fit/

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>>8293432
>>8293371
I remember this interview; Chris told a story about tricking Scott into pissing his pants rather than go inside to use the bathroom.

Clearly, one of big brother's fave stories. Chris is a troll. Scott's finger drag gif is him describing piss running down his legs.

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>>8294029
Why are bottom dads so pure? They give good head, have sexy hairy ass, and can fuck all day

>>8294810
b8

>>8295303
Is that jupp?

>tfw no mean bara trucker bf to bully my fem twink nipples

>>8295966
If you can't find one. Become one.
You'll save future twinks from being lonely.

>>8295966
don't expect what you can't offer yourself

>>8295303
daammmnnnn jupp got hot
i jelly protagonist senpai

>>8294942
Do not worry about that guy, comrade. >Some people fancy us, some other don't. And we shouldn't be in a hurry to know which one it'll be with each person in front of us.
Yeah, I know that there is no point in worrying too much about that's stuff. But it's like my brain's automatic response. It's probably because I'm a perfectionist, which may sound nice but is actually pretty shitty. I need to learn to generally care less about stuff. Thanks for the advice

>>8295954
>>8296384
That's not jupp. That photo has been around for ages

>>8296851
so has jupp he's like 45 now

>>8296855
So jupps a daddy now?

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>>8296855
>tfw no jupp grandpa
y liv

My beard's growing in thicker, but it is sort of making my face look rounder, which sucks.

Any tips or should I just shave it back?

>>8297307
shave neck

>>8297307
Trim it, give it shape, don't let your neckbeard grow too puffy. Post a pic if you want more specific help

>>8296248
>>8296294
Lol mascgen laying it down today

>>8297307
shave neckbeard trim rest

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>tfw no black muscle ass to fug

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>tfw he cums inside you and gets you beargnant

>>8298094
>tfw he cums inside you and you can't force it out again because your sphincter is out of order so you try again in few hours and get some of it out then again in a few hours until everything is finally out

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>>8298094
>tfw your dad and you get each other beargnant at the same

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>>8298158
stop

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>>8298199

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>>8298199
>tfw you beg dad not to cum inside you but he doesn't pull out and now you are swelling with his grandson-son inside

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>>8298229
I'm fine with mpreg but father-son mpreg is too far

>>8298229

wat

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>>8298232

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>>8298232
it's only the purest from of love, anon

>>8298305
>>8298311
A better fantasy would be a guy being pumped of too much cum that he bloated. Not actual pregnancy. FTMs are the exception.

>>8297348
>>8297466
>>8297488
Thanks m8s. Already shave my neck, I'll try trimming.

>>8292233

Me too.
>>8292174

Seconded.

>>8292433
>>8292442

I'd also fuck this ass.

>>8294029
>>8295303

This sounds hot.
I want this.
Bottom dads are so hard to find though.
Plus, a lot of them are really slutty, and enjoy unprotected bareback sex, sooo...the risks are high.

>>8298216
>>8298305

Hot. I want a masc, beefy bear daddy with a belly that I can impregnate regularly.

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>>8298345
>tfw no ftm bf to impregnate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzBjmZUgMT0

>>8298414
vile

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Have you ever been barebacked DPed?
Do you want to?

>>8298517
>DPed
sounds nightmarish tbqh. Then again, my hole is tight as fuk

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>tfw very handsome guy says he wants me to throatfuck him until I cum
>instead of turning me on, it made me think about how many times he has done that and the STD's he may have
I just want a husbando to lift and cuddle and have safe sex with ;-;

>>8298517
I don't understand having sex that isn't bareback. Like it is not worth it for me to put on a condom, I would rather just get blown. Just avoid blacks and meth users and you wont get aids.

>>8298550
you have the least chance catching stds through oral, just use a condom if it's an issue

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>want a boyfriend
>want him to be affectionate but normal/a little geeky like me
>last exboyfriend was close, but also a broken piece of shit
>every time I get online anywhere to look for a new guy, I get instantly sick of it
>can't give anyone a chance because everyone annoys/disgusts the hell out of me
>everyone obsessed with sex and I'm sick of the casual "hookup culture" crap
>really want a nice loving relationship but have no patience at all to make it happen

ugh

>>8298596
I'm in the same place really

there's an ex of mine that wants to get together again, but I've grown so much since that relationship, I know it wouldn't work

and I still love my most recent ex :(

>>8298571
>just use a condom if it's an issue
I think that he wants my guys to go for a swim on his tum though
>>8298596
Same here, anon. It's shitty because meeting guys irl is really difficult, and online is mostly hookups. There's always the oddball who wants the same stuff as you, but they are so few and far between that the chances of having stuff in common/being compatible are really low

>>8298666
>on his tum though
remove it before cumming then? what's the big issue?

>>8298596
Never had a boyfriend but yeah, that's exactly what I want out of one.

>tfw got a pair of light grey sweatpants for the gym
I feel lewd

>>8299256
Requesting bulge pic.

>>8299256
>he doesn't wear sweatpants all the time
it's like you don't want others to do it too

>>8298596

> everyone obsessed with sex and I'm sick of the casual "hookup culture" crap

This is why I refuse to date and use apps.
I've just accepted being single forever.
If I ever find a permanent bromance that I can marry into, with no anal, oral, or mutual jacking, then I'd be happy.

Chances of that?
TOPLEL.

>>8299308
>If I ever find a permanent bromance that I can marry into, with no anal, oral, or mutual jacking, then I'd be happy.
>being this frigid

>>8299284
maybe tomorrow because I'm already in bed
>>8299300
I'm on the south hemisphere. Until now it was revealing shorts, but it's too cold for them now. Especially since I ride my bycicle to the gym

>tfw musclebear sub top bf
>he was in an abusive relationship
>fixed him up right
>now he's emotionally dependent on me
>whenever I'm frustrated with him it freaks him out

If I break up with him, he will probably kill himself

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>>8299687
tbqh, keeping you with him because he might do something stupid if you break up with him is abusive on his part as well. I don't know if you actually want to break up or if you are just saying so, but it'd be for the best if you did it. Staying together in a situation like that isn't good either for your happines or his mental health

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Damn kovacks is a qt
too bad hes dead

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>finish shower
>start getting dressed
>hot daddy I've been mirin for months comes in
>start faffing around to wait for him to take his clothes off
Totally worth it. Looked kind of like pic related but less chubby.
Do you peek at the locker room/shower, /mascgen/?

>>8300122
I did when I did swimming. No one uses the locker room/showers at my gym though.

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>>8298094
>malepreg.com
LMAO

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Marco Rubi > Kovacs/Seth Rich > Justin Lascek

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>>8302050
by your calculations:

gay porn star> body builder/ (dead) politician > body builder

Something just doesn't add up man, You're shit's all fucked up.

>>8299378

> failing to understand homoromanticism
> oppressing fellow LGBT brothers

Confirmed for not making it.

>>8299687

Cunt.

>>8302084
>>8300062

Fuck off.

>>8299687
one less stupid faggot in this world, good riddance.

>>8299308
>no anal, no oral, no mutual masturbation
This is not a relationship. You're fucked up

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>>8302088
>fellow LGBT brothers
you're not lesbian, gay , bisexual, or transgender

You're really fucking stupid is what you are.

What would you guys do if you found a grindr profile of your bf without a profile pic? Break up?
>>catfished him

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>>8302100

>>8302100
How long of a relationship are we talking about?

>>8302100
hookup with him ofc

>>8302050
Kovacs has the cuteness that the others don't, HE wins in my heart and my penis

>>8302100
why were you on grindr?

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we back

bost guys

>>8302533
4chan won't let me post pictures or gifs now

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>>8302554
why?

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>>8302100
Man, I'm in the exact same position...

>>8302533
That is horrible.
He won't be able to bottom for me after eating that.

>>8302567
what's that, can't take some fast food farts and leakage during sex?

tfw no huge daddy for a fem twink

>>8302099

I'm bi.

Here's your diagnosis:

Kill yourself.

Alternatively, you can suck my dick and swallow my loads.

>tfw keep having daddy fantasies oon my dreams
>every time he's about to penetrate me I wake up

FUCKING WHY

>>8302923
if he penetrated you you'd most likely shit your bed

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>>8298229
Is it wrong that this gave me a boner?

had a dream about my biological dad fucking me, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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>>8303014
not at all, it's just dad's seed
>>8303038
he probably has had dreams about fucking you

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>2017
>not being a musclebear
>not having a musclebear bf

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>>8303921
>smooth arms
get those twinks off my mascgen

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>>8304045
>hairy back

nuke it from space!

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>>8303038
Everything

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>>8304077
>not holding onto your bfs back hair when you dominate his bearpussi
pl3b

>>8304087
Now that is a big white cock!

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Does anyone have amputee bears?

>>8304087
wtf i love BWC now

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>;_;

>>8303038
talk about it hear, if you like >>8303273

>>8304234
fuck yeah, marin crops

It's snowing again

>>8304077
Imma need a name?

>>8305992
https://www.instagram.com/p/BD_4x-Jy8_0/?taken-by=ben_todd2&hl=en

>wake up
>strong morning wood
>pits loaded with yesterday's musk
I wish I didn't have to shower and be a productive member of society, and could spend the day in scented masturbation instead

>>8302594
Post pics.

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booty bump

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>>8308236
>tfw booty is slowly growing

soon it will be good enough for /fit/
soon

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>>8309064
good for you anon. Mine was sore today after a nice booty workout yesterday. Feels good even though my squats are still little girl tier

>dl'd 330lb
>squatted 295lb yesterday
closing in on 1/2/3/4

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>>8309087
>>8309064
>>8309239
>not posting booty gains

>>8309300
I've only been lifting for two months. I'm not mascgen ready yet. Maybe in a year or two

>>8309314
then post your before pics

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>>8309087

I FOUND YOU MS NEW BOOTY!

GET IT TOGETHER AND BRING IT BACK TO ME

>>8309300
>>>/fit/41479716

>>8309340
I will when there are decent afters
now I'd just get bullied and die
>>8309392
wat

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>>8309485

it means gimme da booty

today i learned that if someone you're not interested in messages you on a dating app, just ignore it.
it's not rude, it just saves you an hour of them bitching at you for not being interested in them.

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>>8309087
>yfw marco rubi got beargnant
>and he's a terribly boring bottom

>>8309931
>tfw you ignore them
>they start asking why you don't respond
Nothing more annoying than that

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>tfw you level up

>>8311002
Any recommendations for musclebear bottoms in porn that are good?

>>8311832
Mike Dozer.

>>8311422
>tfw mostly subpar and novice
how do I turn nightmare mode off

>>8312018
Test P & Tren A

is mascgen AAP?

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>>8312876
These acronyms are dumb

>>8311422
Congrats
>>8312018
>There between novice and advanced

>>8312434
Let's
Don't forget dbol for extra thiccness
>>8312896
Agreed. Fucking tannies and their alphabet soup.

i miss /fit/ when it was not so shitty.
it feels like things went way down hill the last couple years
especially 2016

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>>8313443
Down hill how? Haven't been to fit in a while.

>>8313454
you should check out the catalog

>>8313464
Seems pay much the same to me. Maybe less spaghetti/tfw no gf and more first sip of the day.

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So many qt muscle cubs at the gym today. So much thicc man ass I'm not allowed to plow.

Life is suffering.

>>8313211
>power went out yesterday for a good chunk of the day
>32 degrees
>have to completely bundle up in blankets
>all alone

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>>8313755
Rule # 2 bra

>>8313772
get a life ann

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>>8314191
No u

Weighed in at 93kg this morning (I'm 6'5")
So keen to reach 100 and become a man

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>>8314702
No point being a man if you're going to be a fatty. 100kg is a good goal though.

>>8315597
this
being fat isn't the same as being a man

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why aren't you at the gym

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>>8316388
Because I'm undead

>>8316388
Why aren't you at the gym, shit for brains?
>>8314702
Such high goals you have. A breakthrough achievement, stuffing your face so anonymous faggots can think you're special.

>>8313211
Stop pushing people away, it's that easy.

>>8313443
Every single community goes through eternal september. Get used to it son.

>>8313727
>Life is suffering.
I, for one, am glad you're miserable. I hope it kills you.
>>8318095
>Stop pushing people away, it's that easy.
Who are you, faggot, some kind of psychiatrist?

>>8318185
i think its that same guy who was starting shit a few threads back.
i can tell by the way he posts.
pay him no mind.

>>8318185
I understand you were trying to be snarky but psychiatrists wouldn't post their analysis for free~

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>>8318195
>i can tell by the way he posts.
Soooooo, like, perceptive...

>>8318195
Put on a name so I can filter pls.

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>>8318230

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>tfw your 4 daddies breeds your ass

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>2017
>not having a bear bf
explain.

>>8318583
Have yet to find one that isn't retarded.

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>>8318600
And you never will.

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>>8318583
> finding a boyfriend
YOU KNOW HOW TO GET BF?
GIB SECRET NOW

>>8318665
aNd YoU wIlL nEvEr WiLl.

>>8313211
You're breaking the rules.

>>8313443

You're right, it's mostly memes now: MADMILK, fph, thicc, first sips, manlets, frauds, etc. Personally, I think anyone who uses roids should never post in CBT. It's like, oh wow, look at you, I bet that took so much effort to attain...
>>8314702

79kg, and 6'1" here.

>>8316388

Just finished my workout at home.

>>8318600
>>8318665

Toplel. I kind of know this feeling. When I'm looking for someone monogamous, the last place I look is for a bear.

>>8316388
Because I'm tired just spent 10 hours straight don't framing for a local no kill shelter. My back is kill.

>>8318797
There is no need to be jealous of others. It only weighs you down.

>>8318797
>Personally, I think anyone who uses roids should never post in CBT. It's like, oh wow, look at you, I bet that took so much effort to attain...
Steroids are magic, but they're kinda shitty magic. You've still gotta put a lot of effort in.

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>>8318583
The only thing I want is to fuck them not to hold hands or something like that

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>>8318555

>>8318583
>sp and jupp being cute

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8319661
literally who?

>>8319661
>sp
>having hair

>people say less reps with more weight are better for muscle building
>look online
>"ackshually there's no evidence of that"
how much of it is a meme and how much of it is true?

>>8319771
Low resolution high weight is what is normally used in strength training and weight lifting routines. Body building usual uses higher reps.

>>8319142
SAUCE?

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>fake gps my way to london's grindr
>be honest about it in my display name along with my countries flag emoji
>use face and body pic
>get all the attention from hotties like pic related (who had an incredibly thicc dicc mind you)
>tfw not in L O N D O N

>>8298101
Why?

>>8298554
^

>>8320397
this is an incredibly vague question to all the things that you (I) go through when my bf cums in me

>>8320443
push it out

>>8320469
told you I try but nothing comes out because his dick puts my bp out of service, then I wait some until I feel the need to fart, but I know it's the cum, so I squirt some of it out, wait, repeat.

>>8320472
Why push it out?

>>8320469
>>8320474
is this some ruse I'm not getting? make up your mind. I can force some of it out periodically and it's a chore

>>8320477
Why are you trying to push it out at all? I've never been creampied. Why not just leave it?

>>8302923
>tfw had a dream I was in bed with a daddy
>he fondles my balls and I can feel it vividly, the tingling and the vulnerability by having a your balls in a strong man's hands
wake up with a very new type

>>8303038
Is he hot? Does it upset you? Why or why not?
Serious questions.

>>8320480
because it will come out eventually either way and you have little control over it.
or if you want to force it to stay inside I guess you could feel like shitting and farting for hours and not shit it out

>>8320328

I also do that but don't really engage with people too much when I do. I've already had one account autobanned for that... How has nobody reported you yet?

>>8320529
no I'm open about it but have only been doing it for some hours. conversations aren't long but wew the attention and gains compliments from all the hotties

>>8318911

I don't understand. What did I say that implied jealousy?

>>8318925

But they're still steroids. I just perceive it as cheating but I guess that's just my view.

reminder you are stupid for not roiding during your prime years. the sides are negligible and completely treatable even in the worst case scenario, given you're not roiding high doses and tren for 3+ years. plus, roid juicyness is way more aesthetic than what nattys can achieve in way more time.

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>>8320544

Yeah I bet. Any ideas on getting convos to last a little longer? In my experience either people don't respond, or you're caught in some dead-end convo about music and series, until it just dies.

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if only it was this easy

>>8320754
but roids are addictive and when you finally have to stop for health reasons you turn into a fat weeping feminized blob because you killed your nads.
look at arnold schwarzeneggar.

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>tfw no musclebear to fill you up

>>8320976
ughhh THICCER

>>8321200
>tfw no tag to search for real breeding on torrent sites
90% of the time they just pull out, cum on his hole, put it back in and call it breeding

>>8320976

DAT ASS THO

>>8320754

It's not as impressive though because you're cheating.

>>8321200

I wish I had a total bottom bf who looked like this.

>>8298158
Anyone else fantasize about having an actual dad and son tag team you?

>>8320976
Shame the mod is still buggy as hell.
His work on Civ 6 is goat so far though.

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>>8320570
>cheating
If you're competing against natties.

It's not really cheating otherwise. It might make you more attractive than you would be otherwise but so does bathing, and I don't hear Natty non bathers calling others cheaters.
>>8321480
Why? You seem anti roids, and that guy is enhanced.

>>8320754
It is relatively safe if you're smart about it. A lot of people aren't though.

>>8321593
What game?

>>8321887
The one he posted, xcom 2.

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>>8320976
>those big beefy lats

>>8320976
WHAT GAME AND WHAT MOD

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Any masc fags into /tg/?

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So when is this cam slut gonna be in porn?

>>8322689
>tfw fa/tg/uy
>tfw just straight passing fag, not a mascfag

>>8321882

I'm anti-roids because I perceive it as cheating, and I don't think it's fair.

>>8322689

What's /tg/? Also, that fucking ass. It's impeccable.

>>8323186
You're anti-roids because you're jelly, it's just that simple pham.

>>8323186
it's not cheating just because some are too stupid to fall for the meme "steroids are bad for you" lies when they're completely harmless in moderation

>>8320499
>>8314574
Oh... More and source?

>>8323573
why did you give me a free (You)?

>>8323587
It was an accident.

>>8323180
Not being masc is fine, I mostly meant in the thread. You can always lift off you don't feel masc enough.

What /tg/ after you into?
>>8323186
Nerd shit.

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5lbs away from the half ton club
(inb4 youre not supposed to count ohp)

>>8324472
>tfw female that squats+deadlifts heavier than you

Bro, step it up. (Ps. you're not supposed to count OHP)

>>8324472
Nice work m8.

>>8324534
impressive if true
>>8324550
thanks fampai

>>8324106
i have a couple pairs of underwear from that brand.
they are very smooth
almost like wearing nothing.

>>8316388
i have no will to live

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>>8316388
I was when you posted that. I was there for two hours.

>>8325062
drop the puppy eyes

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>>8325062
Nope. You're cute at best. That face is not the face of a manly man. That's the face of someone who needs validation and assurance.

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>tfw booked a massage session for tomorrow with the hottest straight masseur hunk in town
easily worth the $70

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>>8320976

>>8320976
DA-DA

>>8325062
>puppy dog eyes
take off your shirt and shorts bottom boi

>>8323353
>>8323534
>>8324106

I wouldn't say I'm jelly pham, I just don't think it's a good idea to mess with your body like that. I think maintaining a natural body is integral to human health, but I understand that's just my opinion.

>>8325062

Are you natty?

>>8325993

Don't be mean anon.

>>8326202
>Don't be mean anon.

No.

>>8325821
has science gone too far?

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>>8325754
Don't call me cute.

>>8326202
I'm natty, been lifting for for seven years. My progress isn't the greatest.

>>8325993
>implying I'm a bottom~

>>8325730
It's just my natural default expression. Some people have resting bitch face I have resting puppy eyes.
It's a problem.

>>8326202
That opinion is vastly different than "it's cheating".

>>8325062
Mirin fatcep. Makes me want to bulk, not going to lie.

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>>8325062
>>8326289
>seven years
>still dyel

this is why people should roid

>>8324791
Yeah. I never wore jocks
/slutty underwear before the cam whore thing, they're actually surprisingly comfy.

>>8322942
>that fucking tattoo
>and that eyebrow

>>8326289
Christ just roid. Read up some, educate yourself and find out you've been fed lies about the roid is bad for you meme. You might even grow a confidence with proper gains and lose your insecure look

>>8326634
>being a fraud
i shiggiddydiggity

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>>8326782
>bootyblasted nattyfag
keep grasping for that natty limit easily passed in months by beginner frauders

>>8324072
>What /tg/ after you into?
Mostly d&d 5e and mtg. I'm trying to get into other games though, like mutants and masterminds, exalted or mage the awakening.

>>8326836
i like rp because i can be a girl

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>>8326795
Post fraud pussy.
>>8326836
I play mtg. Used to play 40k, but jumped ship for Malifaux, 8th Ed is a siren call though, even if I promised myself to never give GW money.

Haven't played 5th yet, I've played/dmed a bit of 3.5 but have mostly moved to other systems. I've heard good things about 5th though. Been playing RPGs since kindergarten. Lol

>>8326963
>Been playing RPGs since kindergarten. Lol
Nice. How come?

>>8326963
I was thinking about getting into Warmahordes. But since I've moved I'm not sure how big the scene is here compared to 40k.
>other systems
GURPS?

>>8327002
My family played. Some of my earliest memories are of my family playing the star trek role playing game before I was old enough to play. I also got to hear "that gm" stories before I could even ride a bike.

I've been paying with the same group of family and close friends for over two decades now. It's pretty neat.

Trying to get more friends into /tg/ stuff.
>>8327006
I've yet to hear anything good about waramahordes.

If definitely try Malifaux if you've got a local scene.

GW put out a necromunda like game if you want a relatively cheap skirmish game.
>Gurps
Hero system actually. Sorta like Gurps' big brother.

>>8327002
>How come?

Because I want to be someone else.
Obviously.

>>8327040
Where I used to live warmahordes was actually bigger than 40k and it being more affordable is a plus, but I'll definitely look into Malifaux.

>>8327084
I liked it a lot, the card mechanic is a fun change from dice based ones. I like it a lot because you can only have so much good/bad flips before your deck is exhausted and your luck has to change.

I used to play guard, and getting in was super cheap relative to 40k. I've spent less then a hundred for a full crew and someone to paint it for me. I spent more than ten times that for a mid sized guard army.

X-wing is pretty good too, if you want something easy to get into.

>>8325821
I want one of the big ones. I promise to take good care of him.

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>>8325062
>>8326289

Wow, cute and beefy, my type...

>seven years

FUCK.

How would I even impress somebody with that much resolve?

>>8327950
clearly not expecting much if he's posting here anon so that meme should be sufficient

>>8325062
>>8326289
>musclechub
post belly and butt please

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>>8325062
>>8326289
Venny, you're cute. Embrace it.

>>8327950
having an enormous cock does it for me

>>8328131

>only average, albeit relatively thick

Oh well.

>>8328139
nice use of relatively
im sure guys are only relatively disappointed

>tfw made my bf pee a little when topping him

>/fit/ has a janitor now
>he actually does shit
oh thank fuck

>ven-chan

>not a bottom

laughing tops.jpg

>>8328714
uhh that's precum no?

>>8322942

Probably literally never because he seems like the type of guy who will save his purity for "the one".

It's a shame, he would be the cutest boyfriend. Unfortunately for me, he's into THICC beefy dudes.

>>8328173

;^)

>>8327040
How do I get into D&D? Is it expensive? I used to play MTG but 1. I got obssessed and it got expensive 2. I built such a great deck that I would blow people away (Eldrazi Ants) and that was no fun at all. I basically spent hundreds of dollars to have no competition.

Is D&D more collaborative?

>>8326782

Don't worry dude, I think you think you amazing. The people here who want to you roid desperately want it for the aesthetic and have a fetish for it, rather than your genuine interests at heart. Besides, with a partner, who else do you have to impress? As long as you're content with your body, happy, fit, and healthy, then I genuinely can't see any valid reasons to hop onto roids.

With all the bitchiness, and lack of respect for bros, this is turning more into /gaygen/.

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>tfw daddy unloads his dad juice into you

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Would you top this?

Be honest /mascgen/

>>8331334
my tiny dick is one of the reasons I'm gay in the first place so no

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>>8331352
>implying your dick wouldn't fit in that big meaty hole

>>8331334

Without hesitation.

He's just as cute when he's acting cocky on this gif as ever.

>>8331358
I'm implying it wouldn't reach the hole inside that big butt

>>8331360

This.

>>8331215
Other anon apart of that conversation here.
>How do I get into D&D
I'd suggest looking into 5th edition. It's pretty beginner friendly, it's popular, and it's pretty streamlined compared to other editions. You can start your first game in several ways.
>Adventurers League
Check out your local game store to see if they have this available. Adventurers league is a public game aimed at beginners, Wizards of the Coast provides short levels 1-4 adventures to participating stores as a way to promote their game for free. Be warned, group size can get hectic spiraling into 7+, where the ideal party size is 4-5, and sometimes nerds who don't shower come in.
>Getting some like minded friends and getting the starter set
The starter set goes for about 20 dollars and has a rather basic campaign, "The Lost Mines of Phandelver", which is pretty good but I'm burnt on it because I've ran it like 9 times. It also comes with a set of dice and pregen characters and a condensed rulebook for 1-5.

>>8331334
Yes, sir.

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>>8331398
>Checking out Roll20.net
I've never played a game on this platform so I can't attest to how well it runs. I've heard horror stories of "magical realms" (when the DM starts injecting their sexual fantasies in the game, be it subconsciously or on purpose) and other shit. But those should be far and few between. Most rooms are beginner friendly and will be happy to help you through the process of making your first character.
>Is it expensive
Not at all. Cost of entry is just a set of dice and a Player's Handbook (PHB). For dice I suggest getting 2 sets of each die. If you choose to go for the starter set or Adventurers League you shouldn't need a phb of your own. Normally there's no need to do research upon a pre-existing setting's storyline as d&d as a whole isn't married to one like say World of Darkness games are.
>Is dnd collaborative
Yes, the game isn't enjoyable otherwise.
Final notes. Never PvP. I've seen play groups disintergrate because of this.

>>8331334
No, I want him to top me

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>>8331473

>not wanting to tame a muscle beast and claim him for your own

>>8330849
no, precum isnt yellow

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Just got massaged by my straight masseur husbando
I should do this more often

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>>8331692
>Turkish oil wrestling

>>8331692
>the way he strokes his chest
hope he said no homo

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>>8331742
>>8331779
Of course it's n-no homo, remember turkey loathes gays

>>8331215
I'd recommend finding some friends to play with. I haven't had the greatest experience gaming with strangers.

>>8331417
I think you meant to respond to me but I've seen it. Thanks. Watching some starters videos on youtube by DNDUI. Learning classes atm.

>>8331334
Yes. There might be some rope or fuzzy hand cuffs involved. I've never topped someone bigger than me.

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>>8331858
>I'd recommend finding some friends

All jokes aside I haven't had a friend since leaving college six years ago. I'm training to become a wizard and wordly attachments just get in the way of my ascension.

>>8331692
>>8331779
>The way he pushes his head down
Unf

>>8331869
Playing DND and being a wizard aren't mutually exclusive.

Find players on Grindr.

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>>8331692
>>8331849
No matter how homoerotic their traditional culture, they're still turkroaches. Don't be deceived. You can't civilize a wild animal.

>>8331878
I'm sure that would work in new york but I sorta doubt I will happen into a DND group by grindr where I live. But I don't live in a small town so I'll try at least.

>>8331417
>Never PvP
I think this can be a lot of fun, but idk.

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>>8331858
>>8331878

I've given it some thought and after a little introspection I realize I am way way way too weird to join a group of people on a regular basis. They would ask what I do for a living and what I do with my time and what my plans for the future are and I would certainly be kicked out of the group when I tell them nothing, watch videos/tv/4chan, and waiting for the rapture to happen in 4 months. There is are a couple tabletop stores nearby so I'll try them. Practicing holding my breath now.

Rolling for barbarian edition as the next /mascgen/

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>>8331901

>implying this would put people off

Nigga unless you play with total normies, you will find people with even worse insecurities.

If it wasn't the fact that I'm almost certainly on another continent and that my friend has given up on DMing I would try to organize a session to make you feel better

Because it would make me feel better that I'm not the only one with autistic interests :^)

>>8332058
Thanks, anon. That actually makes me feel better. I'll try.

I've been watching this series so I'm sorta familiar with races and classes and am currently watching the "making a character video." What's the bare minimum of information I need before jumping into a game on roll20 or looking for a game/session? At what point do I say "Okay, I'm ready to play."

>>8332083
Forgot to link the series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD00vwvdVMk&list=PLeJve5-mOAdIbFIfr1CNX9iI_pPr4SI7l&index=4

>>8332083
Understanding the basics of combat. It's pretty easy in 5e but having a good grasp will make everything flow easier

>>8332103
Okay cool.

>>8332083
>>8332103

>combat

Think well about what kind of charater you want to play, the personality and behavior.

Then find a group more focused on storytelling. You'll have more fun this way.

If you want combat/gameplay, a board game will do it much better anyway.

>>8332118
I suggested combat because it's the most cumbersome part of the game. The bulk of the phb cover combat and knowing the basics of it is generally the last step in being ready to play

So beyond the 5th edition, Dnd is something that evolves year to year from one month to the next. Is there some sort of single, up-to-date player handbook-like source that I can (hopefully) download for the low low cost of free?