I am about to meet a boy for one of the first times not an experiened

>>8284039
>18 yr old
He's probably younger than that and he's calling the cops on you.

Shower & coffee

>>8284051
Coffee makes you very jittery if you drink it on an empty stomach

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>>8284045
if its a sting they arent going to go with an 18 year old they are going to use someone that says that actually are underage

OP if you are really concerned just ask to see his ID. or if you are more morally ambiguous just fuck his boypussy over the hood of your car anyway

>>8284039
Is tinder good for this? I tough internet dating = aids

To be dominant depends on what are his limits, just grab him push him around and do whatever you want

>>8284063
>tfw all the gays go to tinder for gay hook ups because all the straight men and women are going to grindr for friendship

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So im back from that ordeal now....
it was a fucking disaster and i just want to die now

>meet him
>awkward silence
>drive out to place
>awkward conversation
>"omg anon quit shaking"
>kiss for a second.. he grinds against me
>cant get hard because nervous.
>laughs at me
'you know what just, take me home"
>texts me back after he leaves telling me that we should not talk anymore
fuck..... dude i thought dating guys would be easier i know im awkward ok i know im shy jesus i wish someone could just fucking love me..... i feel so fucking useless now

>>8284535
>isn't up for casual sex
>thinks meeting boys of tinder is a smart idea

>>8284535
rip dude. you tried your best

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>>8284556
>>8284556

if my best is having no conversation rythm, flirting ability, etc....

its all my fault no one will ever be attracted to me and no one will ever really love me for my flaws of just being nervous all the time.. they are just peeved and disgusted by them.... why is dating just pure...pure pain

>>8284039
>we are going to fuck in my car
is that so?

>>8284564
You need to go on a date where you have dinner and talk.
Not sex in a car. Sex in a car is not for you anon.

You need sex after a couple nice dates in a bedroom where you're comfy.

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>>8284535
you should've both had something to drink first. you would've both been much more at ease. and meeting in a car is just degenerate

>>8284564

yeah it's all your fault.
No one wants somebody with such low esteem. And apps like Tinder or Grindr are full of little bitches; that's not for you now.

>>8284535
>be me
>find hot guy on dating site
>go on date
>dinner and chat
>movie
>go to park, chat more
>get to hug him at end
>feel so small n cute
>texts me next morning that we won't work out
I'd rather have had your feels OP.
Better than having your hopes built up and crushed

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>>8284570

i just have such a hard time dating the whole dating scene is shit. i havent clicked with anybody in such a long time and its just so hard for me to find anyone with common interests that im actually attracted to. and i cant find that bloody anywhere.

then if i do actually have feelings for them i fuck it up and make them weirded out by me because i get nervous to the point of seeming almost frightful because its a self fufilling thing whre i am nervous because every time has been like this and then it keeps happening.

then if i manage to get past that they get annoyed with me because i need a lot of love and affection because ive been constantly kicked around. and you cant trust anybody if they arent just flat out mean to you or cheating whores.


went through it all with women, switched to guys and its the same. i feel like i am going to be alone forever and i know the negative rambling is dumb but.. i just want to find someone like me. that actually cares about me. but i wont lie there are a million things in the way and i am a god damned mess at dating. im not mean or overly pervy even... just scared. i get so mortified everytime i make an effort that i fuck it up i wish somone would just show me patience and kindness for fucks sake...

i feel like literally nobody looks at me and goes "oh hes actually really hot, and interesting seeming i like him"

not

"i am also an ugly piece of shit that just settles for this other ugly piece of shit that he has no feelings for at all bc hes an ugly piece of shit"
how
the
fuck
do
i
break
this
cycle

I cant tell if its because im socially awkward, or just ugly. Or just both..

>>8284535
Why didn't you be yourself OP?

>>8284585
>tfw OP sounds cute and I would hug him but he probaby doesn't live near me like everyone else on the internet

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>>8284591
i dont know what the fuck do i say what even is myself. all i do is fucking repeat awkward small talk and ask questions and get short uncomfortable answers i guess

>tfw nerdy kinda weeby bf that loves you to cook for play vidya with and just talk about life i guess.,.idk ive never had any of this

im so uncomfortable with anyone else who isnt like me or just normal bc what do normal people even do and talk about i have not a fucking idea
>>8284594
You know what the hell you. where are you from? just for lols

>>8284535
You still went through with it and put yourself out there. I actively avoid this kinda shit because I do this sort of thing all the time :\

>>8284601
Ontario, Canada. Specifically about 40 min north of the scum hole called toronto

>>8284605
I live in a different country than you but you are still only like a two maybe two and a half hour drive from you still.

>>8284612
Rip :c
No anon to cuddle

>>8284616
if you had a passport you could considering i could take the detroit bridge into canada

and thanks i guess but you dont have to try to make me feel better you dont even know what i look like. i appreciate it tho

>>8284628
Post descript
>5'8
>white
>short brown hair (just got cut)
>light brown eyes
>thin with some fat :c

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>>8284585

Post a pic of yourself OP
Ill tell you if its your looks or autism

>>8284570
agreed

>>8284635
thats not too bad but more important than all of that who are you as a person c:

>>8284612
>>8284605
youre close enough. make it happen

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>>8284636
I dont know if thats a good idea. you have a smug looney toons reaction pic. which seems to be a reoccuring mascot for trolls here. can i trust you


or more importantly

//guys should i trust this fag and just post it or nooooooo or iwll he probably talk some shit or something idk//

>>8284648
Yes you should trust him.
t. not him

>>8284639
I'm kind and caring but don't tolerate bullshit so I can be quick to sour when dealing with morans.
I mainly play the vidya but have taken up running and realizes how out of shape I am.
I'm in a winter bowling league looking for something to do spring to fall until bowling starts again
And I work a job where my schedule looks like
>days ofd/days on
>starting Monday spanning 2 week period
>2/2 3/2 2/3
>7 off 7 on it adds up to.

>>8284045
>>8284039
If you're going to hve sex with a faggot, make him show you his passport first.

>>8284652
Oh right and I'm the best to the people I care most about
Which is 1 person outide my family

>>8284535
>cant get hard because reasons
Don't lie yourself, you just have a weak sexual constitution, lol.
You're natural born bottom, there's nothing wrong...
Btw, did you offer him to fuck you in your car?

>>8284654
There a passport that shows cock mileage?

>>8284661
No, but some have a tiny cock-o-metre behind the scrotum.

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>>8284651
>>8284636
okay but im not posting here ill link it i dont want my fat head sticking out as a thumbnail

here http://imgur.com/a/gITUU
what do you think guys.
Pls no bully but also pls still be honest
>>8284652
do you have discord or skype

>>8284691
Cute desu
Honestly thought it might be a fat I was talking to and then awkwardly disengage... like normal.
I have discord but I can't remember my ID off top of head. I'm also at work for an hour or so more

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>>8284691
anon...

theres not really any easy way to say this but you said be honest.

If you really cleaned up you might be able to be a low average.. your face isnt.... mishapen.. or anything you just look... really uncanny... like the mix of a child and a 40 year old dude.

Work on at least idk being funny
and if you cant be funny be a handyman because if dont want to fuck you at least they can benefit from your work and might toss you a sex or two if you get lucky anon.

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You're pretty cute OP. I'd hug you and other things.

Don't let all this stuff get you down. Shit happens and you just have to move on.

>>8284698
thats ok ill be here that long

How old are you btw

>>8284705
23

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>>8284702
I can at least admire your honesty
and i certainly respect you more telling me how it is with the harsh truth and not lying to me to make me feel better because something about pity compliments just makes me feel like such a fucking chump. but not going out of your way to do it just to be mean but rather to state it i guess idk.

but the whole
"tl;dr just be a useful handyman"
yeah no... i might not be much to look at and in fact i might just be kind of a loser at times. but i will never slave away for someone who doesnt give a fuck abut me as a subservient tool who might get a sex tossed his way. id rather just be alone forever than have to grovel.

*sigh*

>>8284702
t. Probably a tranny who shots on people in passgen

>>8284710
nice im 21

>>8284722
Cool beanies :3

>>8284727
v.v
Looks like my relief will be late again. Have to work tomorrow too and I really need more sleep..

>>8284691
>http://imgur.com/a/gITUU
Looks like good-tier bottom. No topping vibe felt.

>>8284702
You're an trolling cunt and a terrible person, that's why you live on 4chan, desu.

>>8284741
do you want me to give info or just naw

>>8284761
I just got home desu.

>>8284780
okay so no? i wont pry but its ok
if you want to chat cool if not its ok tho

>>8284783
You can give info sure,

>>8284783
Anon come back :c

>>8284783
Dammit anon you cute boy gimme your info

>>8284798
sorry thought thread was dying

um.. discord or skype

>>8284838
Discord

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>>8284843
#7394


add me mmk

>>8284858
I dunno how
Im
#8465

>>8284871

huh thats weird says it needs the username too what is your username

>>8284881
MangoYami

>>8284691
you're cute, but I get a really sub vibe from you. like I would assume I was topping if I got involved with you. you look like a youtube star.