/mtfg/ - ""male"" to female general

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mommy!

>>8282702
>who here is unironically watching the UFC tonight?
seems pretty agp to me (^:

>>8282702
Sass thread

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>>8282702

/fit/ chicks are the best

>>8282702
"choke me mommy" doesn't have the same ring to it as "choke me daddy"

>>8282718
g r o s s

>>8282724
I wish I was fit! ;_;

Who's fighting? I haven't been keeping up with UFC lately but I do like it.

>>8282714
I never liked ufc because the vast majority of fights quickly turned into grapples and submission holds. I'd rather of watched wrestling even if it was all acting. Now I really have no interest in either although live wresting could be really fun if you had good seats.

>>8282724
I wouldn't say the best, but definitely occupying a top tier spot!

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>2017
>trump unironically taking 2 scoops of icecream
IMPEACH
NOW

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>>8282731

Then go to the gym!

When you wear a cute button up on a date and you realize half way through its a blouse

MMA is fucking retarded.

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>>8282724
post girl with abs

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I wanna be a cardio bunny

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>>8282737

Oh I don't care for the sport, I just like them for their bodies.

>>8282744
CAN DO!

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>>8282728

>>8282741
I don't understand

>>8282742
no more than any other combat sport, baseball, rugby or CTE ball (americab football)

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>>8282744

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What cosplays do you usually dress up in?

>>8282739
Heck yeah! I'mma get brawlic!

>>8282738
>two scoops
>not impeached

we need don lemon on this ASAP

>>8282742
Failed male detected. A real woman enjoys watching two men fight.

>>8282751

Yeah, it is. In those sports there isn't an intent to cause as much brain damage to your opponent as possible.

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>>8282753
MOARRRRRRR!

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>>8282756

Take me mommy

>>8282744
this is scary

where did her hips go

>>8282741
That's actually a great conversation starter!

Wouldn't it be cool if your date shows up with your exact same blouse?

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>>8282738
Trump 2020

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>>8282762

I see the Polish space program is going well

>>8282755
I want to cosplay but I haven't found a character I could pull off and I got no friends to con with

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Did you do your daily Relaxin dose today?

You do want nice hips don't you? Not falling for the semen meme are we?

>>8282764
With abs like that, who needs hips

>>8282765
no, because one of you will have to go back and change

>>8282763
Leeewwdd!

>>8282758
lolwut, not that anon but i am very much a failed male type mtf and i love watching men or women fight

>>8282764
This happened to me as well.

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>>8282767
I like you more with every post

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>>8282764
she don't have, but seriously, women easily get "big" shoulders if they are athletic, and some women don't have small waits, = they are rectangular like many men.

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>>8282773

I've been a good girl mommy can I please have my reward?

>>8282776
you transitioned at 40
why are you chiming in?

>>8282744
FINALLY!!!!
a ciswoman who's manlier than me :P

>>8282783
I'll bake you some cookies :D Chocolate chip!

>>8282772
Nah, that's only dresses. Blouses can be mixed up with pants, skiets, cardigans, jackets....

>>8282767
if thats you thats pretty cute
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vgr6iVq6gN

>>8282779
Thank u anon

Also the only acceptable selfie i have is with my maga hat. Still not going to post t tho

>>8282741
LOL
>skin tight pants
>plain blouse top
when mom's best friend showed up to check up on me when mom couldn't make it to one of her twice weekly checkups. I ended up coming out to her and finding out she suspected.

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>>8282790

*breaks a plate*

>>8282769
Just go by yourself. You mind find a cute boyfriend there too.

>>8282789
U wish hon

>>8282794
No ur cute

Probably

>>8282799
Breaking plates is not nice >:( You will have to eat them from your hands now!

>>8282795
ye I see why you you're playing it cool

it doesn't matter tho to some degree, anything but leftism is racism
there is no difference honestly

>>8282800
No one ever talks to me so I'm lonely

>>8282744
I'd rather see dancer's bodies.

hello.

I am a cis male. Or I thought I was.
I just put on a dress and high heels and swished around and wanna be a Girl now

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>>8282786
This girl trabsitioned at 40 as well.

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>>8282804

But I want cummies *pouts*

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>>8282726
true, men are disgusting.

>>8282812
now swish some dude's cum in your mouth and you're a tranny

>>8282815
ok hon :))

>>8282815
14

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>when you look like this but sound like this
https://clyp.it/0s5k053l

>>8282817
I can't help you there xD Not only am I taken but I don't have the equipment for that

>>8282803
>Probably
i mean i look like shit right now but i can get on cam on skype for you if you want

>>8282807
You gotta go outside to talk to people.

Boys just don't come knocking on your door, asking if now's a good time to cuddle, you know

>>8282829

You suck at roleplaying :P
Also which equipment someone has doesn't matter at all.

>>8282750
The buttons are on the wrong side

>>8282828
passers get out

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>>8282824

>>8282828
U have a funny voice

>>8282817
Those kill your waist to hip ratio.

>>8282832
have you seen dating apps

>>8282825
What! Where are her hips then?

>>8282840
>one response calls you a hon
>the other says you're 14

>chris matthews is the one who should investigate calling you a hon

you make a fool of yourself every thread
keep em coming

>>8282847
14 is way past puberty, late transitioners don't get hips

>>8282842

And how do -you- work your obliques?

>>8282839
what are you talking about do those even exist here

eugenie is nice!

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>tfw you look like this but sound like this

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gS6abDHF4Z

>>8282848
stop replying to sass. do not give them attention and they will go away eventually

>>8282853
you two have matching lips

>>8282858
fug you're right :(
sorry

>>8282853
get shakira to post a body/face pic before you call her a hon

she disgraces what it means to not pass

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>An ominous cubed being materialises upon the horizon of a large city, his gigantic shadow casts itself over entire city blocks.
>"CITIZENS OF /POL/, I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL STEPHEN COLBERT, TELEVISION GENIUS. I AM AN ADVANCED LIFEFORM WHO HAS EVOLVED PAST THE NEED FOR A PHYSICAL BODY WITH WHICH TO TRANSPORT MY ENORMOUS AND POWERFUL BRAIN. BOW DOWN TO ME AND RECOGNISE ME AS THE GREATEST LATE NIGHT HOST TO EVER LIVE. WORSHIP ME AND DENOUNCE MY MORTAL ADVERSARY, DONO DORPF, LEST YE BE VANQUISHED INSTANTANEOUSLY BY A MERE THOUGHT FROM MY IMMENSE CRANIUM--
>YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME."
>The audience of the Ed Sullivan Theater erupts into uproarious clapping, Colbert senses this immediately.
>"WHAT IS THIS? I HAVE NOT COMMANDED YOU TO CLAP! CEASE THIS CACOPHANY OF MADNESS!"
>The clapping grows in volume as some patrons of the audience get up from their seats to give a standing ovation.
>"NO, STOP! PLEASE! I BEG YOU!"
>The clapping reaches a fever pitch, the entire audience has joined in.
>"DAMN YOUUU, DONNIE DARKO!..."
>Stephen Colbert is sent back to his own dimension through a wormhole that closes like a puckered anus.

>>8282858
Sage advise.

>>8282861
i meant for nim: >>8282856

>>8282848
Chris Hansen*

>>8282832
I dont want fugg I just want friends to hang out with

>>8282857
why does she look like she works in a coal mine

Gee bill how come your mom lets you have two scoops

>>8282857
I'd rather look like Shakira desu

>>8282870
i wish we had matching faces too!

>>8282857
You look cute though :S

>>8282879
GERNERLD GUMPF

>>8282868
>tfw you go downstairs to eat and your parents are watching cnn
>tfw its about trump eating 2 scoops of icecream
>"i mean they have him on camera doing it why hasnt he been impeached yet this is just rediculous"
>tfw i have to live with these people

>>8282875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iTCIzfgQ3C

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>>8282877

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>>8282870

You're sweet.

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>>8282848
>Tfw Chris Matthews comes to your house to act a fool

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i hate my elf

>>8282885
I've stopped viewing the news. It's all entertainment and fluff. The meat is long gone.

>>8282890
more like two buttholes in elanna's case

>>8282891
this is a lewd gif!

>>8282886
is that you, male siri

>>8282880
that would be extremely creepy

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>>8282898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zINenJ3c7r

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what does this mean

serious replies only

>>8282901
twincest is wincest

derp


https://clyp.it/fphnhznr

>>8282901
for u

>>8282894
When this happens in real life it's the worst feeling for the other person, the one being asked to give love.

This has never happened to me, tho

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>>8282896
https://clyp.it/5iepsgxl

>>8282902
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SritnwCvZq
it took me 10 tries to get this deep again

>>8282875
>>8282898
>>8282879
Korra getting BTFO today

>>8282894
Don't hate your elf, they may be clumsy but they're very sensitive.
>>8282896
Two wieners for two butts?
>>8282903
This one's tougher.

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>>8282890

You should love all things elf

>>8282897

I can top that.

>>8282902
i was emphasising the monotone bit derp

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>>8282883
>>8282885
>>8282895

>>8282902
I get this weird impression that your voice gets incredibly girly when you're getting fucked.

>>8282914
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SritnwCvZq
Oh wow that was deeep :O

>>8282916
>This one's tougher.
theoretically there is a database for these

but cheating is no fun, yes?

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>>8282890

>>8282903
i have no idea what that bottom symbol even is

>>8282917
sipping from a chalice isn't lewd!

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>>8282926

>>8282924
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvLGAUTyQA

>>8282925
Correct, but I'll be damned if I know what the bottom symbol ought to be. A car of some sort, maybe?

>>8282926
It me ;_;

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>>8282933

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>>8282914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11lEFDEsEqx

>>8282917
remove elf

>>8282918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A3elkIaO9d

>>8282922
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UJCpITHgvW

>>8282938
i don't get it

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>>8282932

>>8282830
Nah I. Am at workq

>>8282903
You should trace it out in paint or something to make it more readable, what even is the bottom thing?

>>8282934
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RvLGAUTyQA
Owwi :( Don't damage your vocal chords!

>>8282943
i laughed at the end of that lol

>>8282934
How do we get rid of you?

>>8282940
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11lEFDEsEqx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANK6IE07Fp

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>>8282934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WxPBn11zKg

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>>8282949

>>8282940
what is this attempt at a prank

literal tears

i'm taking asami away

>>8282954
why are you being lewd omg

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>>8282935
>>8282927
>>8282945

sad
if I had thought it was better, I wouldn't have teased you like this I promise
:(

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>>8282906

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>>8282943
S-stop

>>8282957
How the heck does a bottle translate into mickey? Was it written in the image?

>>8282957
i thought the bottom bit was a car
o milk u car n

>Select all squares with vehicles
same

>>8282957
I don't get how a milk bottle became mickey but okay

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>>8282957
i thought the top line was "oh, have you" (half of the bottle = "have")

i am not good at these games

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>>8282955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZONq4w9MH

>>8282957
The writing on the bottle wasn't even legible, baka. I think you're supposed to remove the plastic insert in the cap. I figured out the thing at the end was an n but I was still stuck on what the thing before the n was supposed to be, I was thinking maybe a trunk or a chest or something.

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>>8282894
They say every life is precious but nobody cares about mine

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That feeling when you start to feel lonely and like you wish you could make signififant connections to other people but then remember again that you're a disgusting awful man and deserve to die alone and unloved and the loneliness suddenly feels vindicatively righteous and you're happy again because being miserable and alone and cold and wasting away is what you deserve and it's the only way aside from suicide to repent for being born a terrible person

>>8282971
girls don't do that!!!!!!

>>8282971
BLUE BOARD. But saved.

>>8282974
I care about you!

>>8282964
>>8282966
>>8282964
mickey is the beer (fine malt liquor) brand
IM SORRY
>>8282969
:*(
>>8282972
you can't remove it without a lot of strength I promise

I'm sorry, this is why I don't trip here, I am a failure and I'm sorry to all of you

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>tfw no bf to cuddle and be held by and keep me safe

>>8282970
do you have a rl asami actually, just curious

>>8282969
good help helper

>>8282980
AH. I was suspecting that it was a bottle of whatever brand it was, but I had no idea *which* brand, lol. No worries Anon, got another?

>>8282934
Seriously...Is there a spell, incantation or a magic sandwich of some sort?

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>>8282975
emo princess pls. you should already know how much I <3 u

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dONVhTewob

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>>8282977

Yeah they do, I just did it last weekend.


>>8282978

It's all within acceptable limits, right?

>>8282983
why not be cuddled by a andro gf instead ayy

>>8282983
ill just test to make sure

>>8282990
Maybe. I've posted images of similar lewdness before without getting b&.

https://clyp.it/3bor4cwd


I should sleep

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Can I interest anyone in some Warm, Fresh, Paint?

>>8282988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VakKfOnRIA

>>8282992
because I'm straight and want a strong man to protect me
>>8282993
it was a bad trip but whatever

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>>8282984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kSI4POJP6h
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B366zdkWuQ

>>8282997
No thanks
I don't like trannies who are mentally unstable

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>>8282985
all helpers are good helpers, but thanks

>>8282997
No solicitors, go away.

>>8282997
samsa and alex were such a cute couple. Such a shame what happened.

>>8283008
what happen

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>>8282971
I am pure it is you that is the dirty one

>>8282997
>cam whores
no thanks

>>8282953
>>8282952
(U)

>>8282998
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VakKfOnRIA
Dark souls! :D

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>>8283011
>pure

>>8283002
inb4 you break up with him and end up with his ex

jk that's quite awwwww though, how'd you meet

>>8283009
i dont like to gossip

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>>8282995

Oh good that's reassuring

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>>8283004
>I don't like trannies who are mentally unstable
It's too easy when you make set ups like this. Talk about low-hanging fruit.

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>>8282987
one more after this

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https://clyp.it/1lfuqbdg

>>8283020
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p4rgZ3z9pS

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>>8282997
they look like knock-off versions of joost

>>8283027
Dog on right / dog gon right, however its spelled

>>8283027
I've gotta go right?

>>8283016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lC2u4AreeM

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>>8283023
>tfw girls have become so unattractive to you that even yuri clips do nothing

rip gayness ; ~ ;

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>>8283027
ok sorry>>8283041

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>>8283005
i agree

>>8283029
>https://clyp.it/1lfuqbdg
You sound cis :D

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>>8283027
is it "ram right"?

>>8283044
THE FIRE RISES

fuck you korra i was trying to do boyvoice like you and now i can barely manage girlvoice right now :(

>>8283044
Fired up!

>>8283029
I think your voice is too high

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>>8283011

if you're so pure, why is it all you can think about, eh?

>>8283043
Omg thats so tragic

tfw mom is home so no shitty goilvoice shenanigans :(

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>>8282702
>watching UFC
>not watching MLS

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>>8283052
>fire
gods be good, i thought it was a ram's head

>>8283034
huh okcupid actually has hope

i don't think i've ever gotten any non creepy messages gdi

did you mention you're trans on your profile btw

i feel uncomfortable existing

>>8283042
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lC2u4AreeM
50 FPS O_O Madness! No one can play game at such a low rate :S

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>>8283051
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xuxwdMjljN

>>8283043
tfw when the only girls attractive to you are basically reverse traps what has HRT done

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>>8282979
Fake news mgrgrgr ill beat u up>>8282979

>>8283018
>tfw noone to make you their breeding sow

>>8283057
This is an unfair question

>>8283052
correct!
truly you are the queen of puzzle games

i envy your brain

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>>8283057
i was SO gay that it turned me straight that or Mike Pence got to me when I was asleep :(

>>8283062
pic related

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>>8283073

You should give in to your inner lewdness, it feels good.

i donate this twitch streamer money so he'll like me and let me flirt with him

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>>8283061
>>8283052
>>8283049
>>8283038
fight over this one
is it orientated or not?

not even I know
double blind

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>>8283076

Wow that must've been pretty gay.

>>8283081
No snow globe?

>>8283081
rotate about 120 degres CCW.

>>8283076
you spelt Ip Man wrong

inner rage intensifies

also bc you're korra i just imagined yip man to involve flying bison YIP YIP

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>>8283079
Where did you find this map of my brain?

>>8283066
ikr
>>8283067
i mean i dont use my boyvoice ever now other than on here for fun. but yeah, it is pretty fun. i got wrecked pretty hard. point and laugh at me

>>8283072
but i do!i just dont know a lot about you yet but id love to be your freind!

>>8283095

watermark top right corner. I think this is the standard issue model for tranny brains.

>>8283061
in the first shitty pic I thought it was an avacado then a sheep's head.
>>8283073
Poor Lannu.
>>8283075
Yay!
>>8283081
No snow removal?

>>8283095
Mine just says temporarily closed for a few years.

>>8283093
isn't the point my non/existent autism has no effect?
>>8283101
wronggg on the new one my queen

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>>8283095

In your expert opinion, is this lewd?

>>8283091
when you go full degenerate it wraps back around to being straight and normal just fuck my shit up

>>8283094
:^)

>>8283098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qv0TWZ9utA

>>8283106
Dang. No frost out?

>>8283111
on a scale from 1-10 with 1 being pure virgin, thats about a 6

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pic of me

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>>8283098
I have no friends.

>>8283024
Samsa shits in her pants for fun
That's pretty unstable

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tfw you're a 1 on the purity scale

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>>8283117
REEEEE DYKES GET OUT THIS IS A PURE THREAD

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>>8283076
>Dresden Files

Oh shit, I just started book 9. Loving that shit so far.

>>8283123
For purity!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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>>8283112

have you tried smoking weed and eating pussy? That usually works for me when I'm feeling straight.

Or looking at a guys disgusting hairy body. That also does it.

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>>8283123
Never.

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>>8283120
Fuck wrong picture kms
>>8283122
> tfw in the negatives

>>8283120
well if you want a freind you can add me on discord if you like
Cisgender Mammaries
#9761

>>8283122
i have seen you say things on discord that say otherwise ;)

>>8283123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzEycFuQiL8

>>8283134
i haven't said anything lewd on discord!!!

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>>8283124
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CB3aWpBi4i

>>8283125
yush :3

>>8283128
both of those things full me with disgust tho :[

>>8283130
>>8283135
TRIGGERED

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>>8283134
>i have seen you say things on discord that say otherwise ;)
Post them. Let us lay the real Nim bare for all to see.

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>>8283111
Who do pictures of girls making out make my heart go all fluttery?

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>>8283130
Is it still gay If Its a girl(male) and a male?

>>8283134
See? Am I not the only one that thinks this! :O

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>>8283141

I'm actually scared.
Something is seriously wrong with my gt.
I haven't looked at it in a while but it was hurting pretty badly so I looked and what the hell:
* There's patches of purple
* A giant purple line down the centre
* The head is bright red and burns

What do I do
If I can't get rid of it without going off cypro and going off cypro makes me suicidal but I don't want to go to doctors since this isn't a case of
trans broken arm syndrome, this is most definitely due to the cypro.

But I can't stop taking it I need it.
help....

>>8283143
you have a heart murmur

>>8283143
'cos you wanna be one of them.

>>8283143
'Cause you're a rug-munching dyke.
>>8283145
No, it's straight.

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>>8283143

Maybe your hearts trying to tell you something important!

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>>8283143
homo ~

>>8283145
100% str8 m8

>>8283149
delet this degeneracy immediately!!! (keep posting)

>>8283154
people don't kiss belong the neck >:(

>>8283138
;)
>>8283142
no i dont do that
>>8283143
PUREST FORM OF LOVE

>>8283150
GO TO A DOCTOR.

im back

>>8283154
>>8283158
*b-below

>>8283159
>no i dont do that
It's okay, I spoke to Nim and she said you can go ahead.

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>>8283157

Is this relevant to your interests?

>>8283150
Doctor asap my friend

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>tfw lost almost all desire to date girls
Girls are great in like a platonic sense but idk
>>8283122
>tfw want to be maximum impure
>tfw stuck at pure
>>8283150
Wtf
See a doctor

>>8283154
>that pic
>two models pretending to be lesbians

tfw lonely & bitter & disgusting

>>8283118
would cuddle all the floof

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>>8283168
....... no (yes)

>>8283172
iktf :(

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>>8283158
>>8283165

But some of the best places are down there!!!

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someone yell at me for being bad

>>8283141
I've got a really bad habit of rushing through series that I enjoy so I'll probably finish it in the next month or so. But I've got a pretty decent backlog of other books to tide me over til all the new releases.

>>8283172
Girls are for cuddling and talking to about stuff, but we transgender girls should remember that cis male boys always make the best romantic partners, and are the only ones who can satisfy our unconventional sexual needs.

>>8283180
but god said you can't!!!

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>>8283101
ok here it is oriented as properly as it can be

either way you are a clever girl and you're a better tranny than me

>>8283175
make sex with a boy

>>8283150
Go to the ER :(

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>>8283184

I don't remember telling myself I can't do anything.

>>8283183
inb4 you find out they actually have a smaller dick than you

i'm not sure if it's worse for the trans girl or the cis guy here

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>>8283151
I actually do have a heart murmer, probably from all the drugs

>>8283154
That couldn't be it, I want a bf

>>8283153
;_;

>tfw done with hrt

>>8283192
r u the g(wo)man

>>8283186
Don't freeze out? Don't freeze up? And thanks, Anon.
>>8283192
I want the shirt on the left.

>>8283197
same i'm finally a girl so i can stop

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This song should be helpful to everyone here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPNqaOwj7ko

>>8283196
Why not both?

>>8283198
Yeah, and you are too.

>>8283081
Judging by the box and the banned sign, the correct angle is with the sigh at the top.

Stop/No Ice/Cold/Snow ___

Whatever the box thing is will give it away.

>>8283200
I'll never be a girl so I stopped

>>8283199
>Don't freeze up?
idk how to give hints online...you're like 1/3rd the way there

>>8283203
that's deep

>>8283196
It's okay, there ain't anything wrong with being like that~.
>>8283206
Don't flake out?

>>8283204
aspects of this are correct

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>tfw want to change my location on my dating profile to my current town but nervous af someone I know will recognize me
This was easier when I didn't know anyone in my previous town
>>8283183
I just want to be pounded desu

>>8283162
>>8283169
>>8283172
And then what?
If I stop taking AAs I'll die but I'm self medding so I can't exactly just swap I can't afford it

Plus that's ignoring how I cannot stand infront of someone and have them look at me like that.
I actually can't.
If I can't even handle touching it myself how can I have someone else anywhere near me.

>>8283210
>Don't flake out?
damn I love you

qt fellow tranny good job, I wish I was as smart as you

>>8283219
It could be something else entirely, just fucking go to the doctor, that shit ain't normal.
>>8283221
Th-thanks. I thought about saying it earlier but I decided against it.

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>>8283210
I don't wanna be no transbian though

>>8283219
how much you wanna be alive m8? more than dysphoria or discomfort? that's not something that can't be ignored you need to get medical attention. just go see it could be unrelated to hrt

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So I have this webm...

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>>8283221
this is a dumb game anyway

snakes and ladders is better

>>8283238
t. hufflepuff

>>8282702
I've been talking to Maddie since yesterday and she's really nice. Thanks for adding me, Maddie! You're swell!

Never again will I take hrt.
Bunch of bullshit it is

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>>8283221
Also, gib more riddles.
>>8283232
Being a transbian is f u n though.
>>8283238
>>8283239
Speaking of...

>>8283242
good for you fag

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I want my master to collar me and pound me relentlessly

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>>8283239
i'm ravenclaw actually

>>8283242
the angst is real

what happened to you, yo

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>>8283232

Just be bi and poly, and have all the fun.