/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

buying dicc to succ

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>>8281714
Yeee :3
This is what happens when you do manual labor for a living the calories start to inbreed

>>8281707
Way ahead of you on the little meatballs those are like my fav

>>8281690
Fried panko crumbs round it out with some crunch too if you go that route

>>8281727
Literally none of that was leftovers lol
Clearly it's bizarre enough to anger you

maeve is my best friend

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>>8281732
Any of you doing anything nice for mothers day? my sisters and i spent all day arranging and then melting crayons to make this. it took way longer than it looks like it would T_T she better like it

>>8281732
not a nim thread

>>8281743
hugg best friend

>tfw face and body apparently pass but voice doesn't
I still might as well detransition, voice is the most important.

>>8281742
your kitchen experiments fascinate me lanner, i need to do this more

>>8281753
Pretend you're a mute. Guys love shy girls.

>>8281748
Mother's Day was in March.

>>8281756
eirini please consult me before you try to feed me some potentially disagreeable mix of ingredients

>>8281742
>Literally none of that was leftovers lol
You mean you actually bought that?
Are you trying to cook something palatable or are you trolling? I am getting a mixed message here.

>>8281760
americlap mother's day is tomorrow

>>8281757
I'm seriously considering this.

Days as a zombie because of Spiro: 4

Ugh...now much longer D;

Cannot wait to try bica and progesterone shots.

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I was going to tell my mom I hate her on mother's day, but it feels really spiteful now. I'd rather just never speak to her again.

>>8281730
that's the point. You get a slight high from asphyxiation.

>>8281753
voice just takes a bit of work. You'd be surprised by how much you can get away with when you pass visually; it doesn't need to be amazingly cis-tier.

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>>8281760

>>8281751
what do you want to do best friend

>>8281733
Oh great another butthurt transbian.
Do try not to be such an annoying stereotype. Do you work in IT?

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>>8281732
Cropped version for general use.
>>8281742
Truly fascinating.
>>8281748
Wow. That's pretty. In addition to potted flowers and a card my mom's getting buckwheat pancakes tomorrow.

>>8281762
DON'T WORRY BABY I GOT THIS

>>8281773
Chaser defense force please go.

>>8281769
Wow, one country can be that wrong

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>>8281748
Phone call, a card that will arrive too late

>>8281756
It's a fun hobby, would recommend

>>8281764
No no see
Pasta comes in boxes
Pasta sauce comes in jars

>>8281768
I tried voice training online guides but I didn't get it at all so quit.
I now have 4 options a) £160 an hour voice coach b) pretend to be mute c) use male voice d) detransition

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>>8281777
men calling lesbians ugly because they don't want to fuck them has LITERALLY never happened before EVER :^)
>>8281783
yeah my sushi rolls have gotten a bit.. boring?
I just do avocado, cucumber, smoked salmon and cream cheese but i wanna change it up

>>8281777
Yet another cookie cutter transbian.
Filtered.

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>>8281783
>Pasta comes in boxes
Is this gonna be another one of those "yeah, milk comes in bags in canada" things all over again?

>>8281748
that's so cool
i'm lame and haven't though of anything
>>8281770
what do best friends usually do
we could rob a bank

>>8281791
>dried pasta
>not coming in boxes
?????

>>8281790
i fuck ur mum
>>8281795
it comes in neat plastic bags?????????????

>>8281788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eBQ1OKRFsi

>>8281791
Are you high dried pasta in America comes in boxes

>>8281788
Keep at it? I did the 'keep muscles up by deglutition' thing for like 2 month before having enough control to do anything resonance wise.

>>8281790
>filtered by some whiny anon with caraposter-tier opinions.
Good.
>>8281789
put a hoof in your rolls., like a ffucking goat's hoof

>>8281795
My pasta comes in plastic bags

>>8281795
Comes in plastic bags here.

>>8281795
>>8281799
Pasta comes in plastic bags

When your bragging to former polack comrades about giving into mtfg and how hrt and leaving repression made you more kind and caring and moved you from far right to the left and supportive of feminism thanks to estrogen reworking your brain

>tfw instead of insults they are terrified because they think it's super effective brainwashing and dystopian mind control

>>8281748
i like drawing her things in crayon or coloured pen. for her birthday too.

>>8281797
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>>8281806
I mean sometimes it comes in plastic bags here, but it's usually in a box.

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>>8281794
sounds like an excellent plan

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>she lives in a country where pasta comes in a box
c-can you let me know if this is true for you so i can filter you?

no offence though

>>8281797
Sertii the only thing you ever really fucked was your life.
Good bye.

>>8281814
OH SEE NOW SHE'S BACKPEDALING

i have never, in my entire life, cut a cookie, why would you even need to cut them. are they like really big in some country i am unaware of. am i just thoroughly ignorant about cookies. i havve so many questions

>>8281816
wait pasta doesnt come in a box where you are from? we have like plastic around some and then others come in boxes i think

>>8281800
No I hate it. Stresses me the fuck out sounding like an idiot and I feel like I'm wasting my time which is backed up by the fact I was trying since January and got nowhere. I will consider the voice coach but I don't really have any faith in it so planning on a mute life regardless.

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>>8281791
Apparently?

>>8281789
Look up some common Western style rolls that's a good place to start for inspo

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>>8281788
clyp. I might be able to help.

It does take time though, so pretending to be mute or not talking much for now would be wise.

>>8281798
joke in bad taste.

>>8281816
yeah, it only comes in cardboard bags here. :^)

>>8281816
>tfw american
:(

>>8281821
what do you do just cook a whole sheet of a single cookie?

>>8281768
I don't hate my parents, but they started the fucking up of my life, then didn't provide good useful help when I really needed it.

>>8281783
>>8281791
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>>8281799
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>>8281806
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>>8281814
I can get it in either boxes or bags. MEH!!!
Even the GF stuff is available in both.

>>8281829
i eat uncooked cookies off the floor, like a fuckking dog

>>8281835
I should have figured (?)

>>8281816
I'd rather get it in a box. Less plasticizers around it to leach into the food.

>>8281817
YES BUT ALSO UR MUM
>>8281821
>she's never actually tried cutting her cookies and eating them with a fork
jesus
>>8281826
i need to start experimenting with tempura and umaki style rolls i suppose as well
im pretty sure im basically making a california roll tho?
>>8281829
oh my god anon yes that genius

>>8281817
I have strong evidence against this assertion, actually,

>>8281828
I post my voice here all the time, I'm sure everyone is tired of hearing my hon voice. it's completely male. Thanks for the offer though.

>>8281811
How long on HRT do you need to be before you become a commie? Because I'll be three years in October and I'm still not a commie.
>>8281819
Nuh-uh!
>>8281826
Looks 10/10 except for the spaghetti unless the spaghetti is only partially cooked and will add some nice texture to it.

>>8281823
I have never seen pasta come in a box before, it must be a north american thing

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>>8281830
my mom wanted to make me desperate when I told her I was dealing with really bad anxiety/depression about my image. Telling her I was doing an intensive outpatient program didn't help. I think she believes she can convince me not to be trans...

>>8281828
>>8281788
>joke in bad taste.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DmQ7LCVbem

>>8281826
gibs feedback (non-meme) on sketti taste pls

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>>8281826
That looks so good

pasta comes from trees you liars

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Is it sad to say this general helped become happier than I ever have in my entire life and am excited to progress even further?

All that pain and self imposed prison and fear. Finally gone

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solve this riddle
(english/north american bias likely)

>>8281842
Problem with boxes is if they're made of recycled cardboard. Lots of toxic stuff leaching from old inks incorporated in the paper paste, worse than plasticizers.

>>8281858
Love you long time.

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>>8281826
It actually looks pretty good in the thumbnail, but then you open it up and see

>mushrooms
>spaghetti

>>8281798
I'm just gonna get VFS.

>>8281826
>>8281854
i told you this stuff would loook tasty
we're definitely making pizza with tortellini carne

>>8281858
>heart magnet increase time

A pacemaker?

>>8281861
gj
more to follow as I continue drinking

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>>8281848
We get both here. Depends on the brand, really.

>>8281862
>he doesn't like mushrooms

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everyone post a pic of your shoe closet so I can steal you look ty

>>8281866
Heh, I like your answer.
>>8281867
I eagerly await them.

>>8281870
m i s g e n d e r i n g m u s h r o o m s
:((

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>>8281846
>except for the spaghetti
But that's legitimately the best part it actually tastes fucking awesome

>>8281852
Pretty damn tasty
Could use some parmesan

>>8281853
:3
Ideas for future pizza making

>>8281843
Yeh you are basically making a California roll. They're good but pretty plain

>>8281862
You
Are
No
Fun
Try a piece sometiemeee

>>8281870
Nobody should eat mushrooms, they're the devil's fungus

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>>8281826
I am at a loss for words.

>>8281874
you were a good dungeon master that one time zna
i've liked you ever since then

>>8281846
Well I became a leftie in one month
But that's probably cause my old political views we're chosen to bolster my repression

>>8281886
THAT'S "DUNGEON MISTRESS", SHITLORD

>>8281873
Black Timberlands and beige Converse All Star high tops.
>>8281877
Huh. Maybe I'll try that sometime.
>>8281886
Thanks Anon~.
>>8281890
That's probably how it works for a lot of them.

>>8281891
ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ

i love donald john trump

i'm not even trying to be edgy, I can obviously see my mom loves me but she wasn't a good mother

should I just say she was a good mother because I lover her and care about her? or do I avoid the phrase

>>8281877
Chili pizza? The flavor could work but idk about implementation. Would be good drowned in montery jack with fresh jalapenos.

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I dont feel like a complete piece of shit today wtf

>>8281850
That would suck. Right now mine are doing good, and using my chosen name. It's just that they caused me so many problems when I was young. I needed them to be supportive when I was 7, not making bad jokes and causing me to repress such a fundamental part of me.

>>8281860
We only allow soy inks on cardboard recycled for food use.

>>8281862
looked good to me.

>>8281878
mushrooms are great. I love portabellas.

>>8281904
You obviously never met him.

>>8281904
(｡･ω..･)っ
based...

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>>8281873
Couldn't fit all of my shoes in a single pic. Or a single closet for that matter. Those boots are the ones I wore the most this winter.

>>8281909
;_; No bully.
>>8281910
Nice!

>tfw atdotat has met the president

>>8281918
aren't you french? sorry if i'm wrong
impressed you got the long time thing

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>>8281883
That's good when you're not speaking that leaves room to cram pizza in your mouth

>>8281907
I feel like that would work, someone out there may have a recipe for it
I imagine corn is a likely topping

>>8281922
Je suis une américaine.

>>8281922
I think people all around the world have seen that movie. Though foreign movies are usually dubbed in France.

>>8281922
sale amerloque en fait

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I've asked this before but I'm still kinda unsure
Can I keep my penis working and usable on 25mg cypro or will atrophy kill it
Will it be fine as long as I use it regularly???
I'm 4 months on hrt and it seems a bit atrophied, but I didn't maintain it for the first few months so it may just be because of that?
If it does end up atrophying too much to use could that be reversed?
I'd really appreciate any information

>>8281924
>I imagine corn is a likely topping
TASTE af
i worked at dominos moons ago and my boss put corn on a pizza, very very tasty

its a similar sweet-to-the-salty as pineapple you absolute madwoman

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>>8281930

>>8281925
tu et la nazi

>>8281931
i think it's usually okay
you just have to masturbate regularly
i'd say once every few days to be safe
my minimum is once daily

it can be hard to get erect on cypro tho
if you want to keep it usable you might want bicalutamide

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>>8281851
some people get frustrated and give up when they don't get it instantly.

>>8281911
I've basically never gotten emotional support. My dad made fun of me for being sickly underweight when I was dealing with anorexia in high school instead of trying to get me help, and my mom isolated me from my friends when I was getting really depressed. Both of them think I'm just faking depression and shit for attention and to get out of things.

>>8281929
>>8281930
i know the phrase love you long time but I didn't get it from the picture

i just learned a new word today:
gamp.
the lezzies here sure are getting weird, aren't they?

>>8281904
I was kinda looking at the previous thread, I wouldn't take most of what people say seriously.

Between Edie's little full out war with her goons to try and dox and hurt me and my family, and me calling out a trip that stays anon 24/7 and sexually assaulted me, I have a huge amount of psychos that follow me around

i've had 3 ice cream

more then drumpf btfo

>>8281931
i'd masturbate on 50 mg more than once a week and erections still became painful
recently I dropped down to 25 and its been getting better but I have 0 sex drive (not that I care)

so i'd think it can be reversed to a degree, but it getting a bit smaller I don't think is

If I start a GoFundMe for my voice surgery will you donate?

>>8281858
Love you long clock.

>>8281942
What do you think makes you a craziness magnet?

>>8281942
like me :3

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>>8281942
Not again we're talking about important shit like pizza right now

>>8281935
Used to hate pineapple on pizza but am starting to get the appeal
That sounds delish, I imagine that a corn, guac and black bean pizza would be pretty fantastic

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>>8281945
REEEEEE

>>8281951
same

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>>8281924
Toppings seem pretty easy to figure out. Ground beef, onion, mushroom, green pepper, japaleno, habanero, corn and maybe even kidney beans. Lots of montery jack cheese. There is so much possibilitybecause chili can have almost anything :)
I was thinking actual chili for the sauce too. Like, make a real chili and then take some of the liquid and thicken it up in a saucepan to get it closer to pizza sauce consistency.
Fuck, I'm hungry now ;_;

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>downgrading to a cheaper place
>this is the master bedroom of a 500k condo

>>8281936
et pourtant, 70 ans plus tard il y en des milliers de mcdos partout au pays

ils ont gagné

>>8281930
Grossière.
>>8281936
>parti communiste
Dégoûtant.
>>8281937
une*
Il y a des autres nazis.

>>8281955
>That sounds delish, I imagine that a corn, guac and black bean pizza would be pretty fantastic
i'd taste that tbqh

is this what they're paying you to do, experiment with pizza
idk if the world is ready honestly

>>8281950
Sorry, saving for when Cara's GoFundMe happens.

>>8281938
I've been having no trouble at all getting erections so far
But I can't handle the male sex drive on bica, could I possibly get less atrophy with spiro?
>>8281949
Okay thank you that's good to hear

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>tfw thighs have gotten so far they rub together when you walk

okay mb im thicc enough and need to get /fit/ again. g-guys like /fit/ girls that are also thicc right? ;~;

>>8281966
oh also trip on cindy
forgot to add that

>>8281968
fat*

>>8281950
no i'd rather fucking kill myself than donate to someone who is too lazy to do the ONLY thing fixable by practice

jfc its the ONLY thing a tranny has nearly full control over

>>8281968
You'll be okay.

>>8281960
Le capitalisme est un virus.

>>8281964
Cara is a nutcase, why would you help her?

>>8281924
I am trying not to be pedantic but that's not pizza.
Certain standards have to be kept and that... mess of your is wanting.

>>8281952
I go and visit people freely if they ask, I'm at a 50% crazy / 50% absolutely the best ever

But all the passers that are happy people leave here pretty quick, leaving the psychos that do this 24/7

Hips runs a full huge discord, edie runs the largest dox/laugh at trans girls facebook group

Then there are the people I've politely turned down, and their friends

>>8281969
Shhh

>>8281968
No, you misheard. Guys like THICK girls.

Put down the books if you ever want to land a man.

>>8281968
do your thighs have cellulite when you sit down??

im not even fat and now they do on the outside ;_;
makes me feel like I can never wear shorts :(

optimism is your greatest weapon against the thing that is life

fourth reich when

>>8281954
Especially you
>>8281955
Were always talking about pizza
I'm waiting for my date at a sushi place, and I'm still thinking about pizza

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>>8281984
>put down the books

what did she mean by this?

>>8281985
thankfully no

>>8281975
>bad at something
>too lazy
Okay miss "I'm good at everything I try". Some people suck at maths, some people suck at playing the piano, I suck at voice training, not everyone can be good at a particular task, why is this so hard to comprehand?

>>8281984
THICK is just euphemism for being fat.

>>8281986
Waiting for PPP to get into politics.

>>8281969
>>8281983
Did Cindy get banned or something?

>>8281985
I have a bit now after 4 years, and I'm skinny af

Shits annoying

>>8281939
*HUGS*

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>>8281963
Fuck I wish I were getting paid to experiment with pizza
What a career

>>8281957
Yupppp I'd eat that
That sounds tasty af

>>8281981
>I am not trying to be pedantic
>But I am going to proceed to be pedantic

>>8281959
we could fix that up preddy nice. it just needs a lighter color to open it up and nice fixtures for illumination.

>>8281942
why are you such a compulsive liar holy shit you think everyone is drakeposter or sent by edie directly after you

>>8281952
Faye is a moneyed prize. It was her rejecting Edie's advances that ignited it.

>>8281985
A bit. Surprisingly less than I should have given my current age and weight.

>>8281986
thousand year american reich when??

>>8281992
>no
reeeeeeee wtf
IM NOT EVEN OVERWEIGHT

ugh it makes me so sad and self conscious

>>8281994
shut up bitch almost no one is good at anything without a lot of practice
sorry we can't all pass like you do while doing nothing but calling ourselves hons

>>8282002
fuckin based...

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>>8282000
>>8282002
>>8281942
this is my favorite soap opera

>mom comments I have thicker thighs now
>"yeah it's awesome!"
>"most women aren't excited when their thighs get fatter"

o mom

>>8281995
who's ppp

>>8281996
I'm mostly leaving this place, I just had a question

>>8282002
Based on what coffee said earlier, I'm sure she knows what it's like with edies peps

>>8282009
sass is an actual retard and not really worth noting

tbqh with ya

given enough time he embarrasses himself to the point close to beyond redemption...then does it again and again and again

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>>8281998
oh yeah, and now I'm not sure if I'm going to get food stamps because my parents are locked into a lease agreement.

>>8281966
you'd get less atrophy and stronger libido on spiro i think
but yeah that was my problem with bica
i do not want to have an aggressive libido
like rn i'm still lewd as fuck but people kind of have to provoke me and it doesn't come on by itself and it's so much better

>>8282010
She's right about that.

>>8282020
>medical advice from anthony burch

>>8281999
We should get together and make it happen sometime!
I'm off for a walk and to try not to think about food, lol :(
baii

>>8282018
i just like how obssesed with faye she is even when faye strikes down her advances every time. its got creepy stalker written all over it

>>8282015
>I'm mostly leaving this place
Why?

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>>8281999
Being pedantic is bitching about the thickness of the crust or something similar.
Just slapping some random ingredients on a circular base made of dough simply isn't a pizza. It's something out of a Jack's cooking show.

I was gonna say I expected so much better of you but you probably heard that way too many times.

>>8282014
Potato Princess Phatchin.

>>8282009
>>8282005
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=34Na4j8AVgA

>>8282016
everybody with a fucking clue knows edie is a huge bitch

it doesn't change the fact you're a compulsive liar with the cheapest trick for plausible deniability (no trip lmao), photoshop all of your pictures, misgender people, are old as balls, like to pick fights with people 15 years your junior, flaunt your alleged wealth constantly and in general act like an insane cunt all the time. you and edie wholly deserve each other and i pray for the day both of you leave this thread permanently

like, i don't get what's happening here on /tttt/
why are there threads being posted by lesbians about how they're becoming gynandromorphophilic?
i think they should try to cure themselves w/ a hearty dose of /clg/.
the last thing we need is more chasers

>>8282029
that's a good thing. no young tranny should have her formative years influenced by mtfg

>>8281961
merci! ma français est très mal

>>8282029
I'm not as lonely anymore
It's just kinda a source of negativity most of the time

>>8282015
you weren't even disliked here
especially compared to some of the other trips

>>8282028
yeah its kinda comical, I know exactly what you're talking about
that kinda person is how faye keeps going on here honestly

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>>8282016
>actually getting this entrenched with Internet trannies.
Thank god all my friends are inanimate

>>8282000
This>>8282028
You need a new character like we talked about

>>8282028
Don't talk about my future wife like that

>>8282008
Why are you so fucking retarded, not everyone can be good at the piano, no matter how much they practice some people may never get it. if this wasn't the case then anyone could become a classical master, this is fucking common sense. After months of practice my voice didn't even get andro, clearly I can't do it. All this judgement is a bit rich coming from a board full of people who whine that putting paint on their face is too hard.
And what good is it having a passing face and body if my voice doesn't pass so calm your jealousy. I'm still stuck in the closet because of my voice so having a nice face and hips doesn't fucking matter now does it?

alessia turns me on

>>8282042
De rien.

>>8282038
Haven't you said this trip has been hacked like multiple times

You're way to coherent for drake

Really Makes you ponder

>>8282028
sass is getting emotionally manipulated like a retarded infatuated teenager despite the fact she's nearing forty

>>8282031
is she active here

>>8282038
maybe i shouldn't have asked about edie

>>8282039
every thread on lgbt is so shit that it's not worth browsing the board tbqh. 70% of them are just /pol/ baiting or false flagging and the rest is Cara sand crew shitposts

>>8282041
>>8282043
Very understandable.

>>8282051
no that was the other one
get it together

you even rp'd as him the other night you should know

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>>8282029
honestly I'd leave if I could
but this is my main source of human interaction and trans resources

>>8282046
Come on. We all know you're marrying Kayla in the next season. The leaks don't lie.

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>>8282031
You are no fun why can't you just appreciate the beauty of a pile of fat, salt and carbs
It's art!!!!! Don't box me in with your conventions!

>>8282027
Byeee!

>>8282050
more like derriere

as in, post pics of it

>>8282054
likely beyond that age

once told me the drinking water in guatemala was FDA cleared to drink

a simple google search of that and well..

>>8282054
>despite the fact she's nearing forty
seriously?

>>8281955
pineapple is great.

>>8282019
I don't know the food stamp rules, except that because I'm a farmer I don't qualify at all.

>>8282057
yea, maybe they're actually just /pol/tards who are becoming awakened to their blaire white complex or w/e

>>8282067
Nah.

>>8282065
>It's art!!!!!
cooking kind of is in a way really

>>8282069
faye is way older than the people she constantly argues with and sass is way older than faye. faye is 34, sass is somewhere around 40.

adults acting like teens.

>Tfw spicy food reks ur butthole

i love you all

especially you maeve

you are my best friend

>>8282075
if i'm being painfully honest with you, i didn't really expect that to work anyway

>>8282081
wow thats lewd

>>8282079
I am eldest of all.
Destroyer of things

>tfw ur not young enough for Faye to chase u

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>>8282070
unfortunate :/

>>8282079
>implying faye acts like even a teenager

just barely out from 35 who likes to play house

>>8282083
Don't prey on Maeve, she's young and vulnerable.

>>8282091
I want to have a bromance with you, lanü

>>8282056
I don't think so. Even with all of her craziness she was just too normal for this place.

>>8282065
Cuz I want better for you. You need to put in the effort.

>>8282036
being a moneyed prize sucks. You never know if they want you are the money. I solved that by only going out with people who were as rich or richer than I was.

>>8282087
I'm trying to work my way up the spiciness tolerance ladder because medium salsa is too mild and hot salsa is too hot

>>8282097
gimmie

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>>8282091
>tfw ur not vulnerable or gay enough for faye to chase you

>>8282097
yea, don't hurt the hamster.
she's presh

>>8282081
>tfw eat really spicy stuff all the time and it doesn't affect me
wew

>>8282056
>is she active here
Kind of. Her usual pattern is to be active for a little while, then disappear for months, then come back and be active for a bit again.

would you rather be accountable for your actions...

or...

easily imitated?

tough tbqdesu tough tough tough

>>8282105
not everyone can be happy

>>8282104
Not having some middle aged momma's boy on your ass is a good thing, right?

Tfw nobody to sink their teeth into my pawg butt

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>>8282118

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>>8282100
I put in effort I put the pasta in the pot and drained it and I opened the sauce and mixed it all up
Where the fuck is my gold star this is bullshit

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>>8282107
What about the other hamster?

>>8282104
you probably made faye angry once
why would you care about the approval of someone in their mid 30s?

not even being mean, do you REALLY not think you could get a bi bf?
kinda my goal atm

>>8282124
o i am laffin
thats fucking hilarious

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>filter faye
>half the thread disappears

>>8282045
Is that carb for the motorcycle?

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>>8282125
In life (as in passing I might add) you don't get a gold star for trying.

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>>8282119
yeah, that's a good thing, I already have enough creepy guys hitting on me.

>>8282128
>why would you care about the approval of someone in their mid 30s?
faye ANGERY

I don't, I just think it's amusing that she's never hit on me.

>>8282126
there's another hamster?

>>8282137
just watching is giving me diabetes

>>8282138
>I don't, I just think it's amusing that she's never hit on me.
you prolly did make her mad then
or him, idk its hard to keep track

>>8282134
based honestly

it doesn't filter the post if you make it yourself, otherwise yeah we'd be in the same position

Has anyone ever been able to scream until they die cause I feel like doing that

>>8282137
>Americans
Honestly, I think it could've been *okay* at one slice but the olives for whatever reason pushed it over the edge for me.

>>8282135
A keihin pe 28
Yeh
We frands.
Got her running for the summer and tuneD her better than before.
Wheelies from dropping the clutch

>>8282137
>black olives
dropped

i mean that's pretty fucked up playing around with someone's feelings Drake. but I guess anything's to be expected from child porn man.

i know where I stand with Faye.

anyhow. Valq's right.

I'm tired of this.

i'll keep personal things personal and play down to the peanut gallery.

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>>8282139
Chara. Everyone's favorite sociopathic rodent.

>>8282124
who knew memes were so powerful

That male voice doesn't sound so bad paired with Dr Girlfriend's pretty face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtlTiYtKa0
Who needs voice training?

>>8282137
>olives come inside a can in america

>>8282156
i am the most powerful being in this thread

i forgot to mention i'm a commie

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>>8282137
You know, back at my mom's house I have a big drawer of ribbons that say participant on them. Those ribbons say that you're wrong and that I fucking suck(ed) at track and field

>>8282159
get vfs lol

>>8282153
im drakeposter and i love my big ol tranny dick

>>8282155
o, well she's presh too :3

>>8282169
don't confuse the old man :(
he's got enough troubles following a thread as it is

>>8282162
>i forgot to mention i'm a commie
wow shame the voters btfo you in 2014 and 2016

>>8282168
five
thousand
dollars.

>>8282165
I have a bunch of trophies back at my parents' place that could mislead someone into thinking I was good at sports. They're all from photography and spelling contests.

>>8282175
>2017
>not being rich
sorry honey

>>8282134
yeah it's p awful
>>8282159
>tfw always liked dr girlfriend

>>8282175
5k isn't that much

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>>8282142
>>8282149
You're just jealous of American cuisine.

>>8282161
And America.

>>8282165
Those ribbons will be the downfall of the western civilization.

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>>8282093
farmers have always been blanket excluded from food stamps.

>>8282138
She hasn't hit on me either.

>>8282144
she posts here, is legally female, so I use she.

>>8282150
Nice! I remember tuning the two carbs on the beemer. The fine tuning came on the bike.

>>8282155
She'll never be a match for Bun Bun.

>>8282125
I once put spaghetti in the microwave but forget the water and it went on fire

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>>8282177
i have a bronze swimming certificate for swimming 50 metres that i got when i was 10

>>8282178
Shit like this is why I turned on you a few weeks back.
>>8282180
Well now you have your very own real life Dr Girlfriend to hang out with!
>>8282183
t. Architect grad living in a fucking gated mansion

>>8282185
>she posts here, is legally female, so I use she.
same

..oh wait no I refer to myself as a man all the time shit

I hope you all have a nice day ~

>>8282185
2 carb?
What was it

>>8282184
>grilled cheese
Awwww yeah.
>>8282191
You too Proxie!

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>>8282178

>>8282194
jealous

>>8282188
>Shit like this is why I turned on you a few weeks back.
don't worry, I only might as well be faye
maybe stop believing things you read so easily, I'm not even trying

a game faye himself as set up though, no?

>>8282196
heh

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>>8282188
we can both be dr girlfriends :p
>>8282187
>tfw still have some baseball participation trophy
>tfw biggest accomplishment before college was getting eagle scout
wew

>>8282185
Fear the rabbit. I had a @sluggy.net e-mail for nearly 20 years, but everyone.net recently terminated their free e-mail service. Salvaging that inbox was a massive chore.

Somebody love me pls.
I'm drinking vodka and I feel alone.
I need love

Lucky for me my voice is actually soft, quiet and not particularly deep. It's just the the resonance, cadence and tone is distinctly male.

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>>8282185
I think it's because you can eat your crops, but I'm not entirely sure.

>>8282138

don't measure your self worth by who does and doesn't hit on you

>>8282208
that's what wives are for though

>>8282209
>It's just the the resonance, cadence and tone is distinctly male.
sounds like half the shit tho

idk personally I think there is 0.00% chance to believe its impossible for you, and you would be able to attain a female voice through the CORRECT practice

I don't think its logical to believe you just can't...I mean really

>>8282209
>fayes voice is distinctly male in cadence and inflection when she records it
>10,000% female when speaking normally on phone conversation.
Wtf

>>8282208
i love you dork, u know that

>>8282208
Horrible feeling.

Love you valq!

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>>8282213
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>8282221
this I sound like a total dude honestly

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>>8282186
Truly deserving of a gold star

>>8282177
I have a trophy from theatre that I earned by accident by sprinting about 6km to get an audio splitter cable because audio technician and technical problems before curtain

>>8282184
Fucking millenials amirite?

>>8282228
More like the fuckups that brought up the millenials.

>>8282223
Unfh <3
>>8282222
Ugh
>>8282214
Sometimes

>>8282228
>Fucking millenials amirite?
but you're a millenial too :0

>>8282187
No trophy or certificate for it, but I once ranked third in an interschool cheerleading competition. My engineering school didn't bother entering a team, so I showed up alone in a LBD, combat boots and goth makeup and bludgeoned a few people with a broken broom with Rammstein's Du Hast as a musical background. Girls from serious teams that ranked lower than third were mightily pissed at me.

>>8282218
Faye when you threw in the towel I was the only person who supported your decision to get VFS so why are you now telling me I'm not trying hard enough? This is massive hypocrisy on your part. anyway I think the reason why I suck at this is because I have a serious case of "autist voice" i.e completely monotone flat voice with a weird off-key cadence. It's unusual because the majority of trannies who flop voice training (such as yourself) failed because their voice was too deep/kept dropping. I don't have this problem, as I say my voice is soft, I just speak like a fucking mongoloid due to years of no human contact.

>>8282208
But... Vodka is love.

>>8282192
BMW R90S boxer twin. One each side.

>>8282208
*HUGS*

>>8282212
something like that.

>>8282241
maybe they should have done something more original.

>>8282251
ok sorry if I wasn't clear enough, I'm literally putting my name as faye as I post and seeing what happens cause i think its funny he doesn't use a trip

like jeez I don't even really WANT you to believe this is faye jeez I didn't think itd be that easy

>>8282254
It's the good 6x distilled from Costco shit.
Better than grey goose, imo

>>8282240
Yeah, I was born into this affliction unfortunately

>>8282236
Too much coddling made me a train!

i am the strongest memer

maeve is my best friend

together we will rule under utopian society

i love you all

i hate america

fart

>>8282238
ugh? lol I'm out

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>>8282266

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Im making grilled cheese anyone want one?

>>8282251
>completely monotone flat voice with a weird off-key cadence
you'll have to train that out of your voice, VFS or not.

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>>8282257
ohh ok


btw, I'm not sure whether or not to use my deadname for my food stamps application... The punishments for perjury are pretty high, but I don't want to be addressed as male for the entire process. I'm also getting it legally changed in the near future, so...

>>8282241
How was that allowed? Were you out?

>>8282273
With spaghettis?

>>8282257
Thing prolly screamed.
Twin barrel carbs?

>>8282261
I was very surprised to hear that from "Faye" but she says weird shit all the time so I believed it.
>>8282274
Well this is why I question the point of even getting VFS. I think I'm just gonna girlmode with my male voice and hope the public isn't too hostile about it. Pretending to be mute is too convoluted. I'll say very little though.

>>8282273
Sounds good but I already ate. ;_;

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>>8282266

My brother sucked my dick last night and hit me when I didn't give him enough cum.

>>8282263
>I was born into this affliction unfortunately
same
>blonde
>millenial
>tranny
>helicopter parents
i never stood a chance

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>>8282281
Or tomato soups.

>>8282287
Too bad I'm making you one!

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>>8282284
>"Faye" but she says weird shit all the time so I believed it.
ye its hard to tell
we are one
its by design
>>8282289
hot
>>8282288
pic related

>>8282284
I wish I had vfs.
It's still something you have to keep up throughout a day.
I sound more mannish the more tired I get

>>8282289
iktf

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what should I do for dinner /mtfg/?

>>8282278
Yeah, I was out, not really full-time, though. In that meeting, I filled in for all the girls' events nobody from my school was interested in. Also ranked 2nd in the 1500m race. They wouldn't let me run on the track in heels so I did it barefoot.

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>>8282303
faggot

>>8282305
grilled cheese

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>>8282297

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22al-o6rONk

also my taylor swift meme is superior

>>8282305
Homemade three cheese tortellini ! ! !

>>8282305
Spaghetti tacos. Or sopa de macaco. E uma delicia.

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>>8282310
wtf

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https://clyp.it/c0biuiul

>>8282300
Idk why the trans community hates on teh surgery so much, it is useful because as you say even if you can do a female voice keeping it up all day is tiring. But not for me because it doesn't do anything to resonance and tone apparently so I'm stuffed.