/mtfg/ male to female general

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>>8271206
>>8271188
i guess i am a dyke then. i fixed your picture

>>8271286
there's a book called strong curves that will give you a nice butte and glutes too!

I think the deterioration of sass' mind is accelerating

>:^3c

>>8271292
Just don't give him attention

>>8271294
omg

>>8271294
aaaahhhhh

Yay autofill somehow ended up with my tripcode again! Just was filling out order form for ordering pizza and it showed up for some reason. Anyway Pizza time soon, hope everyone is having a great evening

>>8271292
he already lies about being in his 30s
I am guessing senility is hitting him

>>8271292
>>8271296
http://www.strawpoll.me/12946645
http://www.strawpoll.me/12946645
http://www.strawpoll.me/12946645

>tfw internet's down again
bloody telstra drongos

1st for crying at the grocery store for no reason

>>8271285
>your metabolism slows down when you starve yourself
and a slow metabolism means you put on weight faster when you start eating more
like uhhhhhhhhhhh

>>8271305
but..how are you..

woah..

>>8271306
were you holding onions

>>8271306
*HUGS*

>>8271300
yesterday someone posted a picture of elanna and he couldn't recognize her and starting fighting with people about it

then today tells someone with a bmi of like 19 to not eat for two weeks and is fighting about that too...

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/05/biggest-loser-study-why-do-people-gain-the-weight-back.html

http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/05/weight-loss-metabolism-slows-down-hunger-increases.html

read up, learn and draw your own conclusions.

>>8271306
with how hot it is here anne that's a good enough reason right there

>>8271313
yes I'm sure its sound advice to not eat for 2 weeks

weightgain is as simple as eating more than your basal metabolic rate
nim doesn't even eat to maintenance levels

>>8271291
I hope I can figure out all the exercises I need to do

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i had to upload my picture to application to become a volunteer.
i also had to put in the gender markers on my state i.d.
does this picture fit well enough w/ someone who has 'M' on their i.d.?
o god, what about my voice.
well, @ least my voice isn't intimidating

>>8271319
im gonna be eating 600 calories extra each day!

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HOW do I stop feeling bad

>>8271312
drake, shouldn't you be hiding your child porn before the fbi raids your parent's house.

>>8271296
misgendering? wow.

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nth for yuri

>>8271320
it's explained well from what ive heard!

you just have to read the book and my ADD makes it kind of hard to keep focused..

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>>8271324
do your best

>>8271306
ive been crying too but didn't leave the house today. hope you are doing okay.

>>8271324
good girl, try to eat more if you can
what is your weight and age right now btw?

>>8271306
This was almost me today :/
hugg

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I really don't know how I can cope living the rest of my life as a failed tranny that can't get gendered right next to all of you young passers. What am I supposed to do?

>>8271328
were all 8 people who replied to your awful advice drakeposter too?

you really are kinda fucked in the head huh

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>>8271329
what feelings does this picture evoke for you elanna

>>8271331
ill try!

>>8271334
148 lbs, 20

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>>8271329
okay

>>8271313
and these are people who were huge to begin with

>>8271310
no

>>8271311
>>8271335

ty

>>8271314
the weather in new orleans actually hasn't been all that bad. not yet.

>>8271333
i got some shit to sort out i think or idk ahhh, you know?

>>8271336
You sure its not just dysphoria warping yours self perception? You look female from that pic

>>8271336
tfw 20 but not a passer

*boops ur eyes*

>>8271336
based on your posts about it I assumed you were a megahon but you've looked fine in the pictures you've posted

that pic looks pretty female

>>8271345
are you okay now anne

ur my budd

>>8271341
your BMR is 1551
you were eating like 1000 cal a day, 600 extra a day will help you slowly gain a little weight

>>8271330
hope I'm not too much of a dummy too figure it out >~<

>>8271336
lauren?!

>>8271354
we can get good buttes and glutes together :3

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>>8271340
Lewd ones
>tfw no dom gf to slap ur shit

>>8271342

>>8271307
Charlotte couldn't even handle one semester of college, don't be hard on her.

>>8271319
nim eats fucking rice with a tablespoon of butter, 1 fried plantain and three chicken thighs in teriyaki sauce.

that's some 700 calories there. she has breakfast and lunch.

>>8271317
i said one, maybe two.

>>8271336
i always thought u are cute. idk what to do about that distraction and relaxation exercises seem to be helping a bit
>>8271345
yeah i understand that feeling. hope you can get everything resolved

>>8271341
I ate an entire bag of family sized potato chips today, along with a butterfinger bar and decently sized meal from taco bell

do that and you'll gain weight really really easily

>>8271350
i feel like crap tbqh

and also i'm hungry. i was going there to buy something to eat tonight and now i gots nothin

>>8271356
o-okay

>>8271340
yuri spanking is cute as fuck
>>8271358
>>tfw no dom gf to slap ur shit
>tfw my dom mommy gf likes to spank me
>tfw shes in another country right now
life is suffering

>>8271358
those girls look at those they're about to kiss

please censor this image

>>8271336
Did anyone ever tell you have have very pretty eyes?

>>8271359
honestly why are the /pol/posters always so fucking stupid

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>>8271358
scrubb
>>8271369
post boys kissing instead

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>>8271329
We yuriposting now?

>>8271362
i went to the grocery store with my mom and she put twice as much food into the cart so she could say she didn't have enough money to pay everything and ask me to help her out

made me a little mad desu

>>8271359
>nim eats fucking rice with a tablespoon of butter, 1 fried plantain and three chicken thighs in teriyaki sauce.
that is what she has been eating to try to gain weight
>that's some 700 calories there
and its still not even half the calories she needs in a day just to maintain her weight

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>>8271376
>>8271375

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>tfw walked by a big window, saw my reflection, didn't recognize myself
This feels weird

>>8271361
no thats too greasy and sweet

i'm beginning to worry about how the people @ the cat colony might see me.
i hope my androgyny & faggy mannerisms & girly voice don't fuck anything up.
i just want to be kind to the kitties while they wait for a new home ;~;

>>8271377
that would make me vry mad

>>8271308
dat 4g baby

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>>8271369
I'll just leave this here...

>>8271387
ye

at least i got the stuff i wanted to help gain weight tho

and i bought some lotion so i can smell like lavender

that's a good smell right

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>>8271381

>>8271371
it's not that they're stupid, it's the Dunning-Kruger effect.

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>>8271390
a-ahhhhhh

>>8271390
that girl is creepy
if it was a guy itd be creepy still

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>>8271376
Sure :3

>>8271375
H-hi

>>8271369
No, deal w/ it girls kissing is adorbs

>>8271367
;_;

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>>8271346
I get sir'd constantly
>>8271348
Ouch
>>8271349
I still must be doing something wrong
>>8271355
No, Lily
>>8271360
I hope I can afford a therapist
>>8271370
Thank you

tfw DANK weed

>>8271380
that's ONE meal.

>>8271398
yea, this desu

>>8271394
hah this is amusing coming from you of all people

>>8271384
Be yourself! You'll do fine :D

>>8271390
me on the right

>>8271402
kys

>>8271402
gimme please

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>>8271381
>>8271400
Sweet.

>>8271392
its an okay smell

>>8271406
ok :3

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>>8271402
I almost fucking threw up it was so dank

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>>8271411

>>8271405
you had to Google that, right ;)

i need an adult ////

>>8271401
you can do relaxation stuff by yourself too. basically look up how to meditate then lay on the floor or something and do that if everything is getting too much
>>8271400
hi elanna how are you doing tonight

>>8271403
and?
https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/bmr_calculator.htm
20 years old, 6'2" 148lbs
BMI of 19

>>8271416
actually no, its well known that idiots are too stupid to know when they're stupid
you have demonstrated beyond all doubt that it applies to you

>>8271418
Get a bf to be your daddy. Works for me

>>8271419
I can't hold my thoughts together well enough :s

>>8271412
oh

>>8271423
im 6'0

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>>8271306
1st for a semi-normal functioning human being

>>8271418
I always need an adult xD

>>8271424
i just need everyone to stop lezzposting

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Back from Guardians of the Galaxy.
Good movie. I laughed, I cried.

>>8271384
they might think you're gonna molest the cats desu
gays do that sometimes

>>8271409
lmao grow up
>>8271410
*gibs*
>>8271414
weeds so strong now all you need is one small hit. easy to see how a gram can last a month

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>go to buy food
>buy figures instead
send help

>>8271432
Oh god i know, its so gross

>>8271402
they don't allow weed at disney world okay

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>>8271411
I wish I had more yuri to post but I'm too lazy to rip the stuff I'm reading off dynasty scans rip dreams

>>8271419
Doing alright, a bit mentally drained and a bit lonely but otherwise good hbu

>>8271433
same. I liked it more than the first

>>8271429
I could have sworn you had posted endlessly about being 6'2"

BMI is still 19
BMR is 1542

>>8271438
pls stop posting your shriveled ball sack

>>8271400
but it gives me a funny feeling in my stomach

>>8271439
thats ok!

>>8271444
im 6'0.5 technically but i round up to 6'1 when im sad and down to 6'0 when im okay

>>8271437
You did the right thing :) Why send help?

>>8271390
glad i don't have to take public transit in the mornings anymore. it seems okay in a movie like this when ur getting pressed against an attractive person but in reality ur going to be getting crushed against some gross stinky business guy assholes
>>8271426
from my understanding from skimming one site you are kind of supposed to try to empty your mind and like pick one object to visualize and focus on

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>>8271437

I got one of those boxes. I wound up with Treasure Goblin.

>>8271441

Me and my brother (who knows that I'm trans) have decided that he is basically Rocket.

I am probably Gamora.

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>>8271440

>>8271418
don't worry, when volunteering in my experience people are always happy for an extra hand.

there might be assholes, buy if you're positive and proactive you'll be appreciated and no one will give much thought about your appearance or mannerisms.

>>8271404
>let me eyerape you while you are pressed up against me
creepy

>>8271429
You have betrayed me. I'm now the tallest poster around :(

>>8271459
how tall r u

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>>8271440
RIP.

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>>8271435
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ≧Δ≦

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>>8271437
did you get any food?

>>8271451
My mind just keeps pushing suicidal shit so hard I can't concentrate

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>>8271463
start posting cute stuff right now

>>8271463
remove yuri

>>8271423
>i knew what it was instinctively even though I didn't know it had a name

lmao. good luck getting into community college. ;)

>>8271463
That's a lot of yuri pics o_o

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>>8271462
6'2 :<

>>8271468
Ok

>>8271446
Ok

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>>8271468
Will do.
>>8271470
>pic

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>>8271459
Trashy claims to be 6'7" she does not look like she is tho

>>8271477
delet

>>8271440
im okay. i have been trying to stay away from 4chan lately but was having some real self hate hours earlier so im here now i guess
>>8271467
thats why you try to empty your mind. try to think of just like a candle or a flower whatever it doesn't matter what just floating in empty space

>>8271480
Does she post anymore? I mean red is 6'3 or something but she doesn't post.

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>>8271447
It does that to me too idk why I think that's normal?

>>8271463
Jellyyy

>>8271454
Thank you 4 make my evening

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>>8271475
>tfw 6'2" too
Nice

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>>8271474
Yeah I've started compulsively saving cute things so I can send them to my gf.
>>8271484
Never.

>>8271476
thank you
>>8271480
she seems pretty miserable about being that tall idk why she'd lie about it

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>>8271407
I'm far too shy and awkward to be on the right >.>

>>8271451
Or fat people :(

>>8271475
6'0.5 :(

>>8271492
That's adorable :) Very nice

>>8271473
I actually learned of its name from John Cleese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvVPdyYeaQU

I am sure you learned of it from someone else describing you and you of course being a complete blathering idiot, only picking up the name of the effect that affects you

>>8271491
Not nice. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy

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>>8271490
Yeah that sounds normal for girls.

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post hets too plz ;~;

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>>8271468

>>8271493
>she seems pretty miserable about being that tall idk why she'd lie about it
to make herself feel more miserable about her actual height? idk

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>>8271504
you're not allowed to be het in /mtfg/
you get called a creepy

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>>8271487
Awe, I hope the relapse doesn't last too long I know this place can just drag you down even further

>>8271503
Yup, perfectly normal heterosexual girls

>>8271509
boys should love boys, and girls should love girls

>>8271501
it's pretty awful feeling like you tower over everyone

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>>8271504
10-4 on that Incoming hets!

>>8271509
please don't call me a creepy ;~;

>>8271490
idk but it's making me squirmy so stop okay

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>>8271511
but I want to be a girl who loves boys

>>8271450
because i don't have anymore room for figures! i got too many already!

>>8271453
i wanted the anubis pharah :c now i gotta buy more

>>8271466
i got a subway but it wasn't enough ;~;

>>8271500
you just angry that your bro science is outdated.
stay mad faggot. :^)

i was curious..

so i bought some pickles..

>>8271511
You sound awfully familiar ( -_O)

>>8271512
Yeah and my body is really disproportionate due to it too. I used to be 6'0 because I had a horrible posture from trying to appear shorter all the time, I got that fixed and I'm 6'2 :(

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>>8271504
I don't have nearly as many hets but: >>8271511
>>8271510
I like how this thread's just gonna be an image dump of yuri and het pictures now, this is gonna be a nice thread.

buttslut

>>8271518
same
I was just memeing
yaoi is my fav tho

>>8271519
Oh! Time to put up that second shelf you always wanted :D

>>8271522
Hi nim

>>8271504
does this count as het
>>8271510
honestly it hasn't been going very successful but at least im spending less time so its a start

>>8271521
are you still saying its a good idea to not eat for 2 weeks?

>>8271524
i have a pretty bad posture too and was constantly told i was 6'2 as well so i might be in the same situation..

how did you get your posture fixed? i have a bad habit of slouching in my seats and i spend most of the day in bed slouched against some pillows

>>8271531
hi kari!

how have you been?

post yaoi where they love each other a lot

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>>8271522
To... To eat?

>>8271504
Hets aren't real, senpai.

>>8271492
>Yeah I've started compulsively saving cute things so I can send them to my gf.
I-I know that feel..

>>8271522
lmao this post actually made me scream

why is it so wrong that i want to love boys too?

>>8271532
kind of.
for me, definitely

>>8271532
well ya that's a guy and a cute girl so it's het

>>8271538
pickles are for eating right

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>>8271514
someone called me a creepy last thread for posting lewds to tease nim

>>8271534
Visiting a physiotherapist-massage dude and lifestyle changes

>>8271501
Tall girls can be qt
I mean, if you were ten inches shorter but your proportions stayed the same, whatd be different besides being at a physical disadvantage

>>8271522
post!

you like?

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>>8271504
More hetshit incoming

>>8271532
That's definitely a start
I hope to kick this place eventually too it's just hard when you're not in the right place for it mentally

>>8271526
This is nice I like when mtfg just talks about girls and/or boys and/or shares cute pics I can live vicariously through

>>8271536
I've been well! I got my classes finished up, dating a new girl some casually, is nice. Was a bit worried cause lease was coming up but thankfully got that sorted out, now just waiting on some other stuff to settle and can start working on getting my certification and job, also working towards getting Breast augmentation soon probably. How've you been?

>>8271521
yes, the only method for real weightloss or weightgain is outdated but the fad diets that come and go, they really work!

>>8271546
At least I could fit in women's clothes and blend in instead of sticking out.

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>>8271522
Nice! You'll enjoy them.
>>8271548
It's better this way.

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>>8271532
Delete no get bunned for three days

>>8271548
yes.
this makes me less nervous

>>8271543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtVzNAQ6XA

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>>8271548

>>8271545
interesting!

what kind of lifestyle changes?

id like to fix mine

>>8271547
haven't tried them yet

>>8271549
oh wow got a lot going on

well i had my finals a little while ago, gotta retake two classes but that's better than i thought was gonna do

my trip is in 11 days!

>>8271553
I've met 5'11" cisgirls, is being three inchea taller that big of a problem for clothing?

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>>8271557
Lesbians make you nervous?
Interdasting

>>8271537
kaworu and shinji is tru love
>>8271548
yeah. i need to get friends and a social life irl or something. btw did you read any of that go get a roomie! comic? ive been living vicariously through those characters the past few days

>>8271541
Boys are p hot if they aren't dick bags and if they're older than you.

>>8271543
Sure...

>>8271548
>I hope to kick this place eventually too it's just hard when you're not in the right place for it mentally
I mean, I get this sentiment, but at the same time, I genuinely prefer this place for lgbt stuff. The atmosphere is so much less tightly wound. Sure, it's generally for social hermits and whatever, but I felt like I practically had to come back after trying my hand with the local trans community. Most of them are just insufferable.

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I'm leaving here now
Bye

>>8271562
it's a self-image thing too

when you go into a room that's even full of all men and you're more often than not the tallest person in there, it can start to shape your self-image

>>8271560
Yeah, life is busy. A few other things been going on as well, drama, house sale, breakup before this one, but idk, still on track, and honestly in a better place than I was even half a year ago.

Sorry to hear about your finals! At least it was better than you expected. You can do this! Where is your trip to?

>>8271555
i was lowkey trying to get banned or at least not caring if i do but just 4 you i will delet

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>>8271563
please, no.
please don't make me nervous.
here, i'll post something funny instead.
that'll help

>>8271566
bi

>>8271566
Toodles :)

So do you fess up to being a tranny or just say you have a birth defect?
I say the latter.

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>>8271564
>>8271537
fuck i forgot image

>>8271574
That's so leewwdddd :O

>>8271568
im really glad you're doing well :)

my trip is to england, france and the netherlands for my birthday! im turning 21

my sister out of the blue asked if she could fly me out to england, it was really pleasantly surprising and sweet that she thought about me like that

im meeting sertii too, should be fun even though im a bit nervous

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>>8271564
Yeah I was super tired and had to stop reading pretty quick but the ones I read definitely makes it seem like it's up my alley, thanks for passing it along

Either way, bedtime for me, gn thread

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KARA IS A CUTE

>>8271560
Mainly I just started going out instead of sitting on computer and swapped to laptop from a desktop
>>8271562
I have to order L sizes even though I'm skinny so nothing fits. Women's shoes don't come in my size.

>>8271581
yes, this is beautiful △

>>8271559
remember when chichi was a fun character who liked adventure?

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>>8271566
See ya.

>>8271581
I like this

>>8271588
gn elanna-senpai

>>8271590
i should do something like that, do you think it's helped aside from the height obviously?

also iktf about shoes, im an 11 in men's :(

>>8271583
no, it's funny

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>>8271581
shinji is a girl so its okay that a boy kisses him

>>8271599
Yeah I get less headaches and stuff I guess

>>8271594
Chichi is best character and will live in our hearts for generations to come instead of being a taskmaster mom for her son :(

>>8271605
well for one of her sons
I liked that she taught Goten how to fight but it was like
REALLY?!

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>het posting

i like this meme

>>8271600
Explain yourself! :O Or the fat lady get it!

>>8271601
boys kissing boys is okay. idk about shinji being trans don't think thats rly canon

>filtered by everyone
;_;

>>8271612
????

Best way to get rid of bags under my eyes other than sleep more?

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>>8271612
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Md1DbV7YoL

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>>8271611

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>>8271611
I wanna kiss a boy!

>>8271615
I know that feel

>>8269574

Elfen Leid

>>8271615
stop using a trip and change your name every post

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you're at the club with your boyfriend and this guy slaps your ass
wyd

>>8271615
i didnt filter you

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>>8271588
Nighty night lezzer.

>>8271619
it's genetic, eating better can help but ive heard witch hazel and vitamin c serum under the eyes can help?

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>>8271614
Shinji is a repressor like birdy and tells himself that every boy wants to be a girl

>>8271615
not me

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>>8271621
>>8271622
me too!

>>8271631
>witch hazel and vitamin c serum under the eyes can help?
il try it ty

>>8271628
succ his abs

>>8271628
ask him why he is looking so disgusted at that pizza

>>8271615
I notice you senpai :)
>>8271616
How is it not lewwwdd!?
>>8271619
If it's genetic, then you are screwed because they don't go away :S
>>8271620
Someone already ruined the tradition ;_;

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>tfw even on estrogen you cant cry
please i dont want to be an emotionless husk

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>>8271628
get bf to join me in sucking his tremendous pizza cock.
bf gets rewarded w/ his own bj from me :3

>>8271635
>https://www.timelessha.com/products/20-vitamin-c-e-ferulic-acid-serum-1-oz
i mix this stuff with my moisturizer and it makes muh skin glow

>>8271579
Prior to my altered voice, I once told a customer that my voice was the result of a horrible accident when I was young.

>>8271628
realise im having a nightmare and wake up
mebee play some vidya games since im up now

>>8271645
it takes me a little sometimes but i can do it, not in public though

i got good at hiding my emotions so it feels weird expressing now

although i did almost start crying when i told my mom that i hated how my eyes were uneven and mismatched and that i thought i looked like a freak

>>8271645
Cry doesn't make you emotional. :( Having more than one feeling that is so intense that you start throwing things is

>>8271628
idk depends if this is a 100% monogamous relationship i guess
>>8271633
mby. desu i don't really remember everything from eva i watched it years ago
>>8271647
thats hot senpai

>>8271645
I know this feel. :(

>>8271645
you can take some of my crying, there's a little too much

>>8271649
Are you radioactive nimnim? Didn't I tell you that playing near power plant waste water was dangerous? :(

>>8271665
its a healthy glow mom!

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I am a joke
I got savagely misgendered on friday
>is that a male?
I should have turned around and answered yes
I should have killed myself instead of trying to do the impossible

>>8271653
i dunno i just usually kind of feel nothing so crying would feel nice i think

>>8271670
Is that what all the cool kids are saying now? :(

>>8271672
You're the only one I can relate to

>>8271656
maybe bf gets to suck on my gt too if he wants

>>8271601
Liar

>>8271676
yes!

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>>8271679

>>8271678
idk how comfortable with that i personally would be but ive never had any sex experiences so who knows maybe i would like it

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tfw

>>8271678
What am I read!?!?!?!?!
>>8271684
If they told you to do something cracra, would you do it?

>>8271690
Why would you do this

>>8271690
at least I didn't get FULLY to 0000

>>8271690
me on the right

>>8271696
actually thats me ur on the left

>>8271615
I have you highlighted

>>8271701
You can have people highlighted? :O What wizardry is this!?

>>8271701
this made me lol so hard for some reason

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>overall, I'm a nice and selfless person if you're nice
>however, in high school I sperged out and went hardcore ironic racist sometimes, but was ok bc all whites
>first college class is literally an African class
How the fuck do I keep myself from going ooga booga during the course

>>8271686
shinji crossdressed in that one episode but thats it..i guess i havent seen it all either...but i feel like youre lying to make me watch anime

>>8271705
Are you so autistic you might call a black person a nigger accidentally

>>8271705
Pretend you're a mute.

>>8271700
pls im the most masculine person here
maybe the most masculine person ever

>>8271705
just quit being a shitty person idk
>>8271707
that image is from doujinshi. idk eva anime is pretty good so you should watch it anyway

>>8271708
Only if they act niggery.

>>8271705
huh maybe you're kinda cool after all

>>8271707
>shinji crossdressed in that one episode
and dreamed about being a girl

>>8271710
ive seen ur pics senpai don't lie to me

im the cool one! the cool one is here!

>>8271708
Probably nigga, but probably not nigger, if there's even a difference
>>8271714
What u mean

>>8271717
hi nim
you're so cool!

>>8271717
ehh lets not get carried away now

>>8271716
id never lie

>>8271715
i do that every night

>>8271717
Where are your aviators!? :D

one time in 6th grade i had to do a project in class on two countries

i got niger and nigeria

i pronounced them nigger and niggeria because i had never heard of those countries before

people started laughin

>>8271728
you haven't bought them yet!

>>8271726
yeah but you are trans
what does that tell you about shinji?

>>8271726
most of the dreams i remember im like either genderless or a guy or a tranny
>>8271725
you are being deceiving

>>8271730
poor nim
I bet you got int rouble too

>>8271733
What about your allowance?

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>>8271721
that is a disastrous idea and you really shouldn't do that. some black people tend to chimp out if a white person says the N word (lol) in person even if they themselves say nigga and nigger like 5k times a day

yes.
i'm having cocklust again.
X3

>>8271740
i spent it on these pills that make me look like a girl

>>8271711
I'm not a bad person superficially, I just "involuntarily" out

Furthermore, I like culture, so it's not like I am actually racist, hence I'm taking an african class
>>8271709
It's a language class

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>>8271733

>>8271739
i think the teacher could tell i had never heard the word nigger before

i was pretty sheltered

>>8271703
Yuss. You tick the color box on the filter popup and choose a color and it will put a colored bar to the left of the posts.

>>8271738
prove it

>>8271754
Very neat! I think I'mma try to use that!

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>>8271745
/mtfg/ could not turn me into a lesbian

>>8271750
>African language class
Yeah, I'm sorry, you'll have to develop STRONG self control or you're gonna do it. Hell, I'd probably do it.

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>>8271745
Fucking same

>>8271766
can you speak africanese zna

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>>8271744
exactly this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

>>8271764
Naughty Alines! :O

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uwu

>>8271744
I figure most of the black people in the class will be civilized and proper considering it's a college and a lot of black people don't engage higher education, so if I do somehow sperg out, even though I don't think I Will because I act appropriate around the black people I know, they probably would just look at me strangely, but the professor would likely kick me out because muh feelingz

>>8271750
just make a conscious effort to stop making those jokes. like i still have to laugh at them once in a while mostly from the absurdity but I realise that that kind of thing makes many people feel very bad so i would never say it
>>8271758
im not going to post a picture of you senpai that would just be weird

>>8271773
frickin cute

>>8271772
no, i can't go back to seeing lezzie stuff.
i don't want to end up being tickled by my own breathing

>>8271745
nice
>>8271767
cool image puroo

>>8271764
My image mgrgr
>>8271766
Swahili to be more specific desu. Might just get a ton of dumb liberal white bitches though. I'm just taking the class bc I like language.
Ill probably be too interested to sperg out

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>>8271773

>>8271783
Is it making you breath heavily? o_o Or something?