Is this a real guy or am i being catfished?

>>8261549
Wtf are you even asking?
And why is your battery on 7%?
I freak out when my phone approaches 50
I put battery saver on when it's at like 90 lol

>>8261549
Looks handsome as fuck if that's really the guy's picture.

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>look like crap
>take 500 pics of myself before I can get one that makes me look like a half-decent human
>get messages from cute guys
>ignore them because I know my pics are false advertising
>the one time I don't ignore one the guy ends up being my boyfriend for 2 years
>mfw it was a crappy relationship and I'm glad it's over

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>>8261549
Maybe. Maybe not.
This is why it's essential to date first before fucking.

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More photos for you to judge

>>8261549
If you think he's attractive, yes. If not, no. That's the general rule.

He is cute, and all i was just wondering since he kinda did not look like a norwegian

It's a real guy. Trannies can never look that real.

>>8266909
bro, he could be danish :P

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>>8261549
Occam's Razor

If it seems too good to be true,
It probably is.

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>>8268415

>>8261549
>take knife
>go meet him
>if it's not him, stab the guy for being a liar
>if it is him, stab the guy for leading an uggo on like that

>>8269364
>>if it is him, stab the guy for leading an uggo on like that
This tbqh...

>>8268382
Thats not Occams razor, and it cant be applied into this situation since, he doesnt know enough about the persons motives etc. to be able to say if it is the most simple reasoning,

>>8261549
If it seems too good to be true, then it probably is