/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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My thread now

Anime is kitsch.

>>8253997
https://clyp.it/5l2dl5sw
>>8254007
>its too late for her now
https://clyp.it/nsmzssl3

pls help

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Elannas future.

>>8254025
>https://clyp.it/nsmzssl3
i dont think you understand the severity or depravity of the person you are talking about

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i love this show already

HRT made feminism make sense and I genuinally support it now
Funny how I've become liberal and my old right wing politics were just ways to shore up my fake masculinity

>>8254030
UwU

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0toB4OhcT7C

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>>8254026
I am here for you m'lady

>>8253976
>>8254024
would you rather be a white tranny or a black cis woman

real question
am curious

>>8254036
it looks like shes wearing a badly drawn cheetah pelt
what is this show about?

>>8253891
you just have a dirty mind!!!

>>8254046
solemnly swear on what

>>8254048
What kinda dumbass question is that? Black ciswoman of course.

>>8254052
nim is just lews uwu

>>8254046
Saved.
>>8254055
Her love for girls, duh.

>>8254046
Why is your mic so fucking loud?

>>8254048
what is the logic between these two options?
everything about my life is exactly the same?

>>8254061
im not lewd!!

you are!!!!!

>>8254052
how else do you eat a burger but with your mouth? like be real here nim you have lewd thoughts just bursting to come out.

>>8254037
funny i had the exact opposite reaction. being on hrt and interacting with cis/trans woman made me realize that feminazis and sjw's were just overly emotional cry babies looking to blame everyone but themselves for anything wrong in their life.

This was bait wasnt it? god dammit i took the bait

PISS in my ASS

>>8254033
>i dont think you understand the severity or depravity of the person you are talking about
https://clyp.it/ed4hpijj
>>8254047
https://clyp.it/va3a4bhy
>>8254061
https://clyp.it/hbhcwxu0

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>>8254049
anthropomorphized animals and like, aliens for some reason?

>>8254058
ye it seemed dumb to me too cause i'd choose the same

no one in the US even cares if im a tranny tho...i'm just mentally ill and unfortunate basically
>>8254069
reeeee nothing it was because she was talking about stuff for lowered price of admission
and there is a factor of oppression that goes into that (at least i think??)

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>>8254030
This is the most adorable thing I've read in awhile gold star

N-now I just need to deal with the crushing reality that if I find a scientist husbando I'll never be able to have kids with him

>>8254064
HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?

>>8254074
so! burgers are meant for mouths!

dirty mind!

>>8254078
>https://clyp.it/ed4hpijj
go ask dollface/eddie or ashe the kind of person that faye is.

>>8254072
true
but you mean lewd to me

>>8254085
>burgers are meant for mouths!
so a nim burger is meant for mouths too? So you're still asking me to put you in my mouth.

>>8254080
oh
in the first screenshot, is the girl on the right supposed to be a cheetah or a leopard?
>>8254081
uhh idk, idgi but alright
being white would certainly be more convenient in a great deal of ways, but lmfao, no thanks

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>>8254082
I'm glad I could impart some feels on you. Albeit sad feels.

>>8254074
Not bait. I went from a place of extremely hostile misogynistic politics to feminist liberalism

And found the emotional expression that Cis/trans women have to be extremely refreshing after escaping the environment of male stoicism and emotional repression

>>8254098
in burger form!!!!

>>8254025
uhm I do, pretty often.

Im dating a psychologist actually.

But I'm not in love with her

everything is so high stakes though, and the adrenaline has been something I haven't felt in a while.

A ceo literally just called one of my references, and then I was turned down for the local police, and then ups called me about being head of a 1/3 of the us for one of their newer projects, but then I had someone tell me Im not qualified to run a starbucks.

its confusing, add dating, grad school, moving, trying to workout with no T..

I had everything I wanted in life, and trying to be a provider, to move into that top 5%, it's high stakes, with a ton of up and downs

>>8254102
there is no way this isnt bait so im not replying
>>8254103
so its ok to make you small and put you in my mouth? im really not sure what you are asking me to do nim

>>8254091
https://clyp.it/qompwfew
And desu Ashe never struck me as a particularly mature person. She reminds me of the worst kinds of air heads from High School sooooo
>>8254102
so if i transition will I stop hating women?

>>8253981
i wish I could help. I would hold as long as you need to feel safe and contained I would kiss your nose and hold your hands. I'd hug you and stroke your hair and pass my nails lightly on your back and tickle you and when you hide your head and tell.me to stop, I'd kiss your forehead and and stroke your hair

i'd tell you all the ways you're amazing and we'd tell each other sad stories and I'd wipe your tears from your face. and hold by your cheeks and kiss you lightly on the lips.

i'd show you all the love i have for you just because you're that special to me.

I'd whisper into your ear how lucky I am to be with you, because home is when we're together.

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>tfw the cypro hits you hard

Repressing "/pol/ack" who was here earlier and convinced into transitioning

Just ordered hrt tonight, researched everything I needed, the effects and timeframes, heart is pounding with joy and excitement.
It's 3am in britbong land so I will sleep.

>>8254099
>being white would certainly be more convenient in a great deal of ways, but lmfao
ye it probably is
or at least it is in predominantly white areas

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>>8254101
I wish these feels got easier to cope with given time but they still honestly cut pretty deep

>>8254078
https://clyp.it/faxgp5fv

>>8254111
Why would it be bait? Since starting hrt, I can enjoy interacting with women on a social level. And be in tune with my own emotions and feeling whereas before I could not and it was painful.

And I'm now able to empathise with feminist politics and issues

>>8254114
Cypro is no joke. It makes me crazy depressed all the time.

>>8254125
can always adopt!

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>>8254099
she's a serval cat

>>8254130
bit of a difference

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>>8254125
I'm sure someone as sassy as you will one day find a doctor bf(gf) and adopt a bunch of cute lil lannas.

>>8254133
oh!
thats cool, thats a cat not often used in that sort of thing

>>8254112
Real question
https://clyp.it/dvptypfw

Also Ash is a friend, so you could ask her anything about me, but she's normal so she's going to ask why someone is asking about her friend

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>>8254133

the cutest serval

>>8254133
MY EYES

IT'S TOO ANIME

>>8254108
>Im dating a psychologist actually.
https://clyp.it/bx1zpkhk
>>8254127
https://clyp.it/sfbxzkmx
>>8254135
>bit of a difference
There are enough children without homes in the world already. Just adopt, you'd be doing the world a favor even if you were cis and could conceive.

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So, for coming out to my brother, what do you think about

"There's something I need to tell you, and I know it's going to change the way you look at me, but we were talking about depression the other day, and this is really about coming to terms with myself, not hiding stuff, and so I want you to know this: I'm transgender."

>>8254148
don't tell anyone

>>8254147
>Just adopt
a hormonal bond is formed between mother and child
we can get close but we can never get quite there

>>8254143
this was for you
>>8254113

>>8254148
>know this: I'm transgender
instead of saying that i would reccomend explaining what it means to be trans , atleast to you. About how depressed being a boy made/makes you and how much happier being a girl makes you. If you stick to only talking about your feelings and truly be sincere about it then its hard for people to try to fight you on it or hate you

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>>8254108
get FFS and SRS and fuck boys

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>>8254108
These are the whitest, most first world problems I've ever read.

Weren't you the same sociopath bragging about being rich earlier?

>>8254112
Well I had a short chaser phase before I transitioned, I wanted to be really romantic and marry a transgirl and then I realised I didn't enjoy the masculine role and just wanted to live through them. So I transitioned.

I can feel another breakdown full of tears and sadposting about to come on so I'll try to stay away for a bit and play games to take it off my mind.

>tfw you've had to prune your server twice because somebody's been leaking stuff like spicy's pics
welp

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my mom thinks that i stopped talking to fake trans girlfriend but i told her i was going to do the opposite

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>>8254145
>poptepipic x kemono friends
im looking forward to it in the poptepipic anime

ganbaruzoi

>>8254140
yeah
and serval-chan is cute

>>8254146
or........ just anime enough

>>8254168
yeah stay away from this board. toxic AF

>>8254143
>https://clyp.it/dvptypfw
Because I'm not an incredibly interesting or outstanding person? I'm just your average guy.
>>8254155
How strong is the bond? I need some scientific studies here.
>>8254166
I rather enjoy the masculine role. I do occasionally enjoy being little spoon though, does this make me trans?

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>>8254147
https://clyp.it/0rp34glz

>>8254138
That's the dream
But then I might have to give up my career
Decisions

>>8254130
Yeah yeah I know

>>8254173
kind of ironic to tell her that

>>8254169
are ypu and cis tits the same person?

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>>8254003
>Cream or sugar?
Actually I will just put some cold water in it so I can chug it down faster. Thats what I have been doing at my new job.

>>8254112
>hating women?

>being a chaser
>hating women
...... ?????
Thats probably not going to work so well for you Tbh.

>>8254147
Hmm
https://clyp.it/xyinqjxs

>>8254176
>I need some scientific studies here.
i've got nothing but its not non existent
i feel like i'd have so much love to give to a child its hard to believe if i'd care if its mine or not

>>8254178
can truth be ironic my dear anon?

>>8254168
well it can be good to talk to someone, if that's what you get out of sadposting

>>8254180
did you miss my autistic meltdown where i anonposted @ her for like an hour telling her to kill herself

>>8254176
It's too small a behaviour to base anything on, if you experienced dysphoria from the masculine role and felt an absence and longing to fill a female one you would be trans.

But since you lack that I'd say no

>>8254147
https://clyp.it/3pgzzace

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Also

>Post this with "Sylveon remains my favorite Pokemon"
>Transphobic grandmother likes it.
>Ha ha ha she has no fucking idea.

My brother is playing LoL again. It makes him swear and hit his desk...perhaps this is a bad time

>>8254172
wait
is it in like
fucking 3D or some shit?
i just noticed it looks super wonky
>>8254169
ohhh i wanna join ur server, I wanna see what spicey looks like!!

>>8254187
Pretty much all I do is cry and talk about suicide so it's not really helpful.

>>8254177
i know i stored but it kind of doesnt feel right having a biological kid now

i dont wanna pass on my trannyness and i dont even know if the sperm they collected was viable..they said they were motile but i didnt do a morphology analysis so they could all be deformed or something..

weird feel :/

>>8254176
>>8254155

>How strong is the bond? I need some scientific studies here.
The bond is mostly formed through breastfeeding. SO mothers that only do formula dont really experience it

https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/breastfeeding/Pages/Psychological-Benefits-of-Breastfeeding.aspx

http://www.parenting.com/article/the-new-science-of-mother-baby-bonding

https://www.scientificamerican.com/report/mother-child-bond/

So theoretically if you adopt young enough and take that one drug to induce breastfeeding then theres no much of a difference

>>8254170
keep making up tiny daily stories where you say 'she did X in lab and it was so cute' or 'she asked me X and it was so cute'

maybe without cute but don't stop...idk it feels to me like this is easing her in without saying anything about you

maybe its worse because she'll say trans girl did this to you?? but just say it was all a lie then? idk

>>8254183
I used to hate you when I was pre hrt and repressing
Thinking you were arrogant and I had a major inferiority complex

Now I think your really masculine and confident and manly from the way you type. My boyfriend is basically your personality type.

>Faye ignores you to chat with drunk poster.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8254170
solution: get a real trans girlfreind like eva ;)

>>8254176
Tru
https://clyp.it/exhps304

>>8254201
sometimes i can't believe how loving i feel now because im a terrible person

sometimes all i want is to raise a child and i swear he/she will be a successful non-fucking-tranny

>>8254188
i actually did miss it

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>>8254197
its 3d and yeah the animation is garbage-tier lmao
i still like it though

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>tfw the voice coach is £160 an hour
Do I have to go every week or every month?

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>>8254204
You should hear his voice it will shatter all of your illusions

>>8254202
well the class is over now so it'd be us hanging out outside of school

maybe..she did say something along the lines of "don't let this guy(trans gf) start influencing you.." and when i asked her what she meant said told me "not to look like i was trans if i wasn't trans"

except she said "like them" instead of "trans"

>>8254216
I thought it's free on the NHS

>>8254206
done!

>>8254213
well you can still raise a child but i would suggest waiting until you are stable in your life both emotionally and financially. Otherwise they wont really let you adopt anyways. We had to go through like 3 years of paperwork and house visits and sooooo many hoops just to adopt my little sister.

>>8254177
Don't be a killjoy elanna come on
>>8254184
>https://clyp.it/xyinqjxs
Yea I'm retarded. That's good then, best of luck to you.
>>8254185
>i've got nothing but its not non existent
Right I'm aware of the hormonal bond and shit but I do not know to what extent it plays a role. A useful evolutionary adaptation, maybe, but necessary?
>>8254191
Yeah I was mostly joking. I'm rather secure in my masculinity.
>>8254201
Yeah I've heard the bond was from breastfeeding but I wasn't sure. Thanks for the clarification tits.
>>8254205
>>Faye ignores you to chat with drunk poster.
I am the most interesting person :)
>>8254208
Nah you're good, senpai. I didn't take it as an attack. If anything I'm glad I come off as pretty normal :^)

>>8254113
I feel this way because I don't have what I want locked down and I'm anxious, I want this, but I need this here with me not online

>>8254222
They want you to live full time as a girl before they give you the voice therapy because they're cunts.

>>8254227
>I am the most interesting person :)
no some people are thirsty for chasers and unlike most you arent a complete beta cuckold who blows his load the second a trans girl notices him

>>8254003
>be me
>wear make-up to school for the first time
>walk into class room
>friends look at me and laugh
>Why you do this?
>I wanted to
Later
>walk into class
>friend laughs
>I can't take you seriously with those eyebrows
Later
>walk into class, more laughs
>you look like a fagcake
>baka
Later
>Why did you do this?
>I wanted to
>you look like a girl
>thank you
>like a really ugly girl
>thanks?
>I don't get it, you're a normal dude, you're not gay
>who said I'm not gay? And who said I'm a dude?

Why are people so immature

>>8254205
lmao do u rly want to talk 2 faye tho?? y???????????
>>8254216
just go get singing lessons
>>8254215
oh lol i realized theres a bunch of anime on hulu so i was trying to watch stuff, but idk whats actually worth watching

>>8254197
a bit too late to be friends fempai

>>8254236
Why would that change my voice to female?

>>8254218
like not to be too harsh, but she'll just have to join the 21st century
idk how else to describe things like this, idk how its not just words of the past based on an ancient religion translated many many times from hebrew with many books being left out
with all the shit in the bible, its still considered the word of god, despite all the verses left up to interpretation and that are just outright cruel by any modern day standards

idk hard for me to feel bad for her, sorry if the world is scary

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A pie made of hrt

>>8254234
>no some people are thirsty for chasers and unlike most you arent a complete beta cuckold who blows his load the second a trans girl notices him
Is that the only reason Snicker likes me :(
Cmon tits lighten up. It was a joke, notice how it directly preceded comments about me being an average Joe?
Also I'm not a chaser pls dont slander me

>>8254235
are you out to your friends?
>>8254198
ah, i hope you feel better~

>>8254242
>It was a joke
so was mine sorry i should have posted that as a vocaroo give me a second

>>8254236
wow yeah theyve added a loooot lately, wow
im surprised!

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>>8254242
>Also I'm not a chaser pls dont slander me
>Drunk Chaser !oECzHyESsA

Someone give me an album to listen to while I exercise.

>>8254253
https://youtu.be/cG1V0rYQ4Wo
this and the rest of the album are good for exercising i feel

>>8254253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZWynFRrLbM

>>8254248
>so was mine sorry i should have posted that as a vocaroo give me a second
Xd
>>8254252
Lana I know you're not an English major but you should know what irony is
haha

>>8254240
she's kind of removed from modern culture, she's been here like 25 years but has refused to adopt american culture

she'd rather only have friends in her little rosary group that are all hispanic and all share the same attitude towards isolation, to varying degrees

>>8254253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSGnNMnvM6M

>>8254253
cardio?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv1XG1A9dUU

or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFyRH8_LynQ&t=679s

>>8254253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ1bbXUEweQ

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>>8254257
Is it high [Fe]?

>>8254238
your friend or hers? im just curious as to what she looks like, idr care about friendship with you or her buddy boy, lol
>>8254250
yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, idr? i might watch sailor moon crystal, but i recently realized alot of anime have like....alot of "dead air"? like during scenes, there are just these awkward pauses that, like....dont need to exist I feel like? and its not like its extra frames of animation, cause it tends to rest on one frame, so idk
alot of stuff i feel like is better if u watch it with someone else, so that kills my interest for alot of shit too idk idk

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>>8254241

>>8254253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v49U8wvp0KQ

>>8254253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYZrJQXIcc8
>>8254266
Also apparently missed the whole humor thing in your development.

make me an INTP again

i don't wanna FEEL

>>8254229
Haven't you noticed yet that what you want seldomly turns out being what you need?

It's not about someone else anyhow. You don't understand I don't know, maybe you're not ready... I'm really sorry Faye.

I love you.... I wish you the best.

Take care.

>>8254270
Your taste in music and your accent are the best things about you imo

Tinder on Monday is soul crushing. Sunday is all fat black hood girls mostly. Friday is TRASHY white women. Saturday is like empty save a few random mixed. Monday... All the gorgeous and NOT superficial or fake women get on (mixed with the fake barbies). But like fuck some of these girls punch me right in the soul. I don't wanna swipe them right, I want to steal their fucking life (and not in the murdering double meaning way - but the jealous fucking roasted hon way)

>>8254047
I had a similar phase, but I never changed my clothing style to advertise "my intelligence and unique attributes" or what ever autistic properties of the personality guys are showing off.

>>8254267
>asking to get invited to the private server of someone you've been nothing but hostile to
:V
ask her if you want to, she comes here often enough

>>8254254
>>8254256
>>8254260
>>8254262
>>8254265
>>8254270
>>8254272
Well neat, I have nearly two weeks planned out now, thanks.

>>8254246
>are you out to your friends?
Of course not, some basically know but I've never told anyone.
>>8254235
>eyebrows
Eyelashes I mean. My mascara wasn't exactly subtle.
I got a lot of compliments too, mainly from girls. 2 people said they wanted to do my make-up.
A couple people said I looked beautiful or cute. I was only wearing mascara, beauty balm and concealer. I guess putting mascara on the top and bottom lashes made it too obvious. I wasn't planning on people noticing

>>8254279
LISTEN TO MINE FIRST

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>>8254272
My humors are perfectly fine I see a doctor for that

>>8254258
well thats just shitty
at least then I hope you can view her views as purely based in things not-logical

i mean catholics literally give sainthood to those who gives credit to supernatural acts done by humans
no branch but catholics say a human can do supernatural acts other than jesus who wasn't human...is it strange that there are fewer saints now per year than 500+ years ago?
that would really make me think desu

>>8254253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFpeD6C5Mv4

>>8254282
you should let them do your makeup!!

anyone have a lawnmower i can use?

i gotta tame these brows

>>8254262
Oh, right, it's cardio with some weights.
>>8254283
I'm gonna go in order, sorry!
>>8254287
Thanks.

>>8254278
lol
ur not too bright are you, lol

>>8254290
Thats a little overkill nim, you might cut yourself that way

>>8254276
Thanks.

>>8254288
I 100% will.
>>8254282
>>8254235
Thanks for giving me a platform to blog.

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>>8254253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ
>>8254283
hi

>>8254290
get fine tip tweezers for precision. just take a painkiller and pull lots out at once then start getting more precise after that.

OR
go get them waxed and have a professional do it for you

>>8254286
idk she'd probably just explain that away as people being less pious

although she did tell me that she believes that certain priests can health and sick and once told me that there was a priest that could be in two places at once

the hispanic brand of catholicism is pretty wacky

also catholics have objectively the most boring masses

>>8254300
yeah no way im doing them myself the first time

my mom would notice if i got them done professionally so im kind of not able to do that atm x(

>>8254290
if you take a picture of your brows and post it, i'll draw a guide for you

>>8254284
>that file name
I wanna dislike you but Steins;Gate was a guilty pleasure and Kurisu was my favorite.
>>8254291
>I'm gonna go in order, sorry!
Well you know what they say.
>>8254299
Olive! We never talk anymore. What's up?

>>8254302
*certain priests can heal the sick

>>8254293
do you have a weave

>>8254235
Jesus I'm sorry. Fuck childish boys

>>8254282
I am convinced at least 60% of women who say you're cute aren't even lying. They may really not be hug boxing. I've been testing this theory a lot, especially with the alternative style girls post high-school. The art students. They genuinely are looking past the body and not passing judgment they're just seeing a very pretty way you're expressing your soul through your body. They naturally remove the soul from the body. Guys rarely do this. The other 40% of them thinks you're a faggot and it's hilarious but theyve been warned against making fun (the guys don't care) of trannies by at least 1 SJW. Can't help but just keeping friendly with the nice ones.

>>8254299
Oh neat, something that I've listened to before.
>>8254307
No, I don't. I'm shy.

>>8254275
Why do people that have never been with you, loved you, or kissed you, do this

It feels horrible if you're looking for someone, and how are you supposed to respond, what was I supposed to give back to someone whose never met me, or exchanged phone numbers, or kissed

>>8254304
>my mom would notice
>hey mom i see you noticed my eyebrows
>im going through a metrosexual phase where i look as girly as possible its totally in right now all the guys are doing it

>>8254311
Uhh it depends on what kind you are talking about

>>8254310
The power of self centering your chi is an integral part of being a spiritual priestess of the spiritual order of the Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon.
We can't heal the sick, but provide spiritual comfort and SCIENCE proves that is powerful.

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>>8254307
Just imagine you're talking to a red hair tsundere scientist right now it's better this way

>>8254317
i think you replied to the wrong person.

>>8254112

Ash is one of the more level headed trips. She doesn't start drama and she doesn't gossip. And her being happy and optimistic does not equal immaturity.
Unless of course you were thinking of a different ash.

My Dad was AGP af but convinced himself it was wrong to want to change his body that his parents and god gave him

>son comes out as trans
>"You're going to therapy"

Pried for a while about why he wasn't letting me take the HRT I had bought

Doesn't want me to change because so smart yada yada
Doesn't want me to change because his family will blame his own trans past on my condition
Doesn't want me to change mentally, would rather me constantly in a state of unease with myself

I got really fucking mean, I didn't care and then he started crying
He just can't understand dysphoria and why someone would go on to change their body
He knows many trans women but still calls them by male pronouns, probably projecting

But I understand where he's coming from

I couldn't support self med HRT anyway
Not masc af enough for my uncle so he just hired his son again
Even though
>6'0
>26 shoulders
>42 ribcage circum.

I feel like I'm stuck in limbo, I know I'd be hon af and I know either way I'll feel like shit but I've been dreaming of this since I was 6, I'm 20 now and I just want to feel fucking normal for once

Kil mi

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/mtfg/! /mtfg/! I got my cherry popped! I was having sex with this guy but had to take a break becaue it was starting to be too much and I was bleeding from my pucci!

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>>8254269
Just so happy today

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>cream or sugar in coffee
Freakin degenerates

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1frhcbnY8sM

>>8254204
>Now I think your really masculine and confident and manly from the way you type
Thx anon...... I guess LOL.

>>8254217
>You should hear his voice it will shatter all of your illusions
5.75hrs of sleep 12hrs of work and 20mins before bed.... Monday funday voice is a little tired Tbh. My voice is good and I am an engaging conversationalist when I am on my game. Dont be mean to me you fucking leaf.

>>8254307
yeah, been trying to stay away from this place desu.
gettin my blood tested for hormone levels today, should be in female ranges by now. other than that I've just been studyin, chillin and saving money to go back to my home state and get my name changed.
How's stuff with you?
I never see snickers around anymore
>>8254314
I listen to it on repeat whenever I go jogging because I'm an autistic edgelord

>>8254319
the black person hair kind

>>8254334
snicks was here earlier today

>>8254302
believing in humans with supernatural powers is conflict to most other brands of christianity
and certainly healing the sick is as well

its all very funny and sad to me that the bible and catholicisms can't connect, and the bible with what the bible says

catholics are the furthest removed from the bible because even what they read say there is an existent first saint, totally contrary to the rest of the teaching

>>8254341
huh
we must just never be up at the same time
hru nimu

>>8254339
Oh not at all, my hair is wavy but not THAT much! Thats assuming these first few google results are what you mean of course.

Right, brb everyone.
>>8254330
I do both when I drink coffee.
>>8254334
Well the last two albums I listened to while exercising were power metal(Powerwolf and Sabaton), so I'm an autistic edgelord too.

>>8254333
What do you think of me Carth? Just curious.

>>8254346
im okay, same as usual i suppose

are you doing alright?

>>8254314
Listen to that album. It will make you more confident than you've ever been, and it'll make you more acquainted with the cultures of Shakira and Mercury. Isn't that what you want? Or would you prefer to further alienate your friends by not making an attempt to understand The Cool?
>>8254322
But I've seen your face??
>>8254325
I mean listen, Ash is probably a good person. To my knowledge she's okay, that doesn't mean I have to like her. She just seems so milquetoast toast and never has anything interesting to say. You could say the same thing about me, but I don't have to like her just cause she doesn't start drama.
Further, if the entire point was to ask Ash for the DEETS on Faye and you insist that she doesn't start drama or gossip well...see the problem there?
>>8254334
Good to hear. Your home state of Greece? :^) Today I took my last exam and turned in my last assignment so I'm done for the summer.
Yeah I've noticed Snicker doesn't post as much as she used to. I was worried but then I remembered I'm better company than you lot so lul.

>>8254327
Voice is critical and so is finding large tall (trust me they're out there girl) women cis women not trans people cis women who are as close to your size as possible. It builds confidence really fast, I've been coaching another younger transitioner and it was critical to get her in with her idealized size friends. Got her playing a women's pickup racketball thing. The girls are so much better than her and I think in a way that's comforting to her.


If that huge black trans woman from orange is the new black can niche in, you will probably pass. You'll probably be okay even if you're always big.

>>8254345
yeah a little odd

she believes that certain people are given gifts by god

she told me she thinks i have the gift of precognition because i guess what she's gonna talk about a lot

>>8254333
>>8254307
Im really confused
https://clyp.it/5tmmxm4c

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>>8254328

>>8254354
Then you should've just said she doesn't stick out much as some other trips do, you didn't have to throw in the immature part because if you would've known better she left a couple weeks ago to take care of her parents and focus on school.

>>8254357
Can you introduce me? I'll convert her to the Spiritual Order of the Great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon. She will worship the transsexual master race!

>>8254328
>bleeding from my pucci!
thats not how its supposed to happen. Did you not practice with your fingers or a dildo? the anus is not really supposed to bleed like the vagina during sex (the first time atleast). You should make sure you didnt tear anything in there

>>8254356
>Voice is critical
tfw
> that huge black trans woman from orange is the new black
She's only 5'11"
>>8254327
>My Dad was AGP af
Adding to the hereditary theory
>26" shoulders
Jfc

>>8254357
not trying to be rude, but if you can find a logical difference between her believing that and fairies let me know

religion poisoned my families minds or justified bigotry
idc one in the same
they can leave me alone then

>>8254358
Well Chasers are only nice cause they try to fuck you, and if your sexual interests change that quickly you might need to be more cautious.

>>8254313
>I am convinced at least 60% of women who say you're cute aren't even lying. They may really not be hug boxing. I've been testing this theory a lot, especially with the alternative style girls post high-school. The art students. They genuinely are looking past the body and not passing judgment they're just seeing a very pretty way you're expressing your soul through your body. They naturally remove the soul from the body. Guys rarely do this. The other 40% of them thinks you're a faggot and it's hilarious but theyve been warned against making fun (the guys don't care) of trannies by at least 1 SJW. Can't help but just keeping friendly with the nice ones.
Not all my friends were guys. Maybe I'm delusional, but I thought they were all pretty genuine. I live in California, in the bay area, so people are pretty accepting.
They don't really know I'm trans, and I'll probably never actually transition.
No one was really all that mean, the people that said mean shit are just mean people. Like it doesn't match their intention, they're just always mean. I got called a fag less than I usually would, but people think I'm straight. Teenage boys just talk to each other like that.

You're probably right though.

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>>8254367
I don't take advice from hons!

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>>8254333
https://clyp.it/cja1l0kx

>>8254354
Surely you can unsee it!

>>8254368
26" inch shoulder hon thats me :(

>>8254361
>because if you would've known better she left a couple weeks ago to take care of her parents and focus on school.
Great for her, but she talks and acts like a teenager when she's here. What's your point? It was an off hand comment, anon, don't take it so seriously. If Ashe is as mature as you say, and you seem to be the authority here, she wouldn't care what a chaser has to say.

>>8254373
>being this passive agressive when im trying to help you
fine idc but internal bleeding in the anus is a really bad thing.
>t. someone who has had anal more times than anyone else itt

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What do we do about fundies?
Why are they so hostile towards us?

>>8254386
You're right she probably doesn't, she did leave after all so all is well in the end.

>>8254369
if i told her that she'd just tell me that fairies weren't real and god is because the bible says so

and then something about how jesus died on the cross for us and that no other god has done that

>>8254394
TIDE GOES IN TIDE GOES OUT
YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT

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>>8254380
>8 inches wider than me
.

>>8254393
If she left here she's probably much smarter and more well put together than I think she is.

>>8254380
that makes you like superman-tier anon

surely there's a great deal of muscle there

>>8254395
gravity n shieeeet

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>>8254350
>>8254358

>>8254374
Leaf steady jockin me LUL xD

>>8254394
>no other god has done that

Smart move.

[spoiler]HAIL ERIS!![/spoiler]

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>>8254395

>>8254406
>nice guy
>attacks people in passing threads
Hmmmmm

>tfw you talk like a teenager

>>8254409
i cant tell if this was made by a troll or someone who doesnt understand gravity at all

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well?

>>8254394
she's believing the writings of sand people from thousands of years ago because its culture
i know that isn't an argument but it kinda makes the whole thing seem a bit silly

why are hebrew writings any better. their morality doesn't reflect ours today. death for working on a sunday? this is the best sand-writing we can come up for that happened literally several thousand years ago?

can you even imagine what the modern dog looked like when this was written?

so sad its taken seriously. i would if i was given a single reason to based in reality not fear

>>8254373
But you're a hon yourself

>>8254328
>>8254373
is this a line set?
wahts it called

>>8254396
Hmm :/
>>8254401
I'm going to measure again and see if wasn't just being stupid, it's definitely not far off

>>8254416
lol, this

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Kind of feel a bit better already. Despite what my tripcode says I should pay less attention to my dreams.

Only cis vaginas have a reason to bleed during first sexual intercourse
Buttholes should not

>>8254407
i showed my mom this documentary about a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ZLuRYp8gk&t=4039s

it was a guy explaining how he came to stop believing in god and the various things that lead to his deconversion

and all my mom got out of it was "he's not catholic"

it was like an hour and a half of arguments and she just brushed it off so easily x(

>>8254428
i tried telling her this but its her own fault if she wants to live in a fantasy world where internal anal bleeding is a good thing

>>8254409
Ayy lmao.
>>8254416
Gravity, how does it work??

>>8254428
The rectum and anus are full of micro blood vessels that are extremely prone to tearing. That's why anal sex has a much higher chance of passing on STDs. Bleeding is common without stretching or lubrication or simply due to enough force.

>>8254431
i'm pretty sure she was just joking

>>8254431
Last time I tried but stuff there was a lil blood, is that okay ;~;?

>>8254420
i think my mom has cemented her life so much in general that she'd fall apart as a person if she somehow stopped believing

>>8254420
>>8254438
*so much in religion

>>8254433
>Gravity, how does it work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTY1Kje0yLg
Things with large mass attract other things

i jus wanna know if faye popped that cherry when she was in socal we never got any deets

>>8254433
>>8254429
Fuck I'm an idiot
18.5 inches
I'm gonna fucking see how tall I am now
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP

>>8254437
>I tried but stuff there was a lil blood,
i mean ideally there shouldnt be any. Did you scratch yourself with a fingernail? i did that before.

You should be going slow and working up slowly to get your anus used to larger things. Bleeding is generally a sign that something was cut or you were too rough.

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>>8254406
https://clyp.it/tfa3pmm2

>>8254444
No we're saving her hymen for next time I go down

>>8254370
My truth
https://clyp.it/2wtkb4nn

>>8254315
This is different, I'm not like the others. I want nothing from you, I just want you to be happy.

You're right, online is bullshit. We've never kissed, nothing has happened. Why do you care?

>>8254443
and that attraction is inversely proportional to the distance between them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0DDc__zq7Q

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okay goodnight!

Why connection error

>>8254451
Rapist

>>8254460
ayyy good tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9pUR1QV3yQ

Why connection errors?

>>8254465
I was getting that a lot. It seems to go away in a bit.

>>8254473
>>8254465
i killed that guy 4chan

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>>8254413
>attacks people in passing threads
Attack? Thats just flirting, if you think thats bad you should see me in bed tbdesu :3

>>8254449
LOL ok I will think about that while I am in bed :^)

Night ya'll.

>>8254446
6'2 never mind bye

>6'2
>18.5" shoulders
>42" ribcage circum.

>>8254451
You will never go see her again you sicko.

>>8254464
bye

>>8254471
>>8254479
T. Drake

>>8254472
>High Contrast
My nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml8YBHRHOLY

Drake VS Faye
Who will win ash's heart?

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Sense8 season 2.....better so far. Much less garbage, but higher budget, much more on point with the typical face pace absolutely scatter brained hon fantasy land I love.

>>8254485
>when a black person calls you nigga
Does that mean im with the kool kids klub now?
Also good track. i wish i lived on the right side of the world , we have 0 dnb artists over here

>>8254487
Merc

>>8254487
Faye, she knows where the body is hidden

>>8254406
Tru
https://clyp.it/ga2dceyh

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>go to pick up my HRT
>got stared at
>bottles still have my deadname on them

ahhh being a tranny is so great

>>8254418
Makes u thikn

>>8254492
You are in the kool club yes
Yeah it's DnB headquarters here in LANDAHNNN

>>8254418
Why do u always post this

>>8254492
You are always in the kool kid club in my book! :)

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Do (You) pass mtfg?

>>8254493
Did you not see merc get told off straight on the thread by ash?

yo did someone say dnb

I was listening to a 95-98 mix earlier today

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>>8254497
It's okay once you get it changed they'll think you're just a girl with a slight hormonal problem and won't think twice about it

>>8254511
then who would you pick? Faye or Drakeposter?

>>8254501
b-b-b-b-b-but the dutch are good too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEB1CcO5Ks4

>>8254512
Post that shit right now

>>8254406
you have a cute voice dude...tell me about me now please

>>8254510
Nope, but maybe someday

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>>8254510
Absolutely not. I am literally a man in a dress. You should see my face shots trying to look sexy. Lol autism.

>>8254490
The show makes me soooooo

Amped? Sexual feeling? I can only stand it in small doses before I want to bite into someone's shoulder while they fuck me

>>8254510
Yup I know I do :o

>>8254515
>Faye or Drakeposter
only one way to find out
http://www.strawpoll.me/12927030

>>8254510

sometimes but lately I seem to get misgendered more often than I used to :|

>>8254515
Am I the only one that was rooting for Faye to get ash?

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>>8254510
yeah but it's not as exciting as you might think

>>8254510
No

>>8254514

[doubt but also a little bit of hope]

>>8254518

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiVPq17Cuo0

>>8254510
nah, but i wonder if people clock me as a closeted tranny

>>8254528
or you know, maybe ash could pick neither of them and find someone who isnt a complete psycho?

>>8254524
I'm on an aggressive hormone binge adding 1 extra milligram a day for 4 days (plan to be forever omfg) to counter act a male cycle. My girlfriend moved exactly q week ago, and I went out drinking with my stripper friend recently who I secret lesbo crush on. Ugh. It's been rough. I also published another erotic short on Amazon for cash. I'm out of my fucking knickers and mine D;

Life as a tranny sucks.

>>8254528
Ash did say she has not declined or chosen anyone to date from here so who knows.

>>8254510
yup

>>8254537
This is a doubt-free safe space.

>>8254511
..... when did this happen??

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>>8254521
How to look sexy?

Idk what people like

>>8254544
You're forgetting she hasn't been here in 3 weeks, only she would know and we can't ask.

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>>8254551

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Thread reminder luck is real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfSKPfU8x9Y

I listened to this when I was repressing. I was so trans and in denial.

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>>8254510
sometimes maybe kinda

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i fucking hate you stupid trannies look what you did to me

>>8254517
These guys are good, love the intro.
>>8254537
Here's a radio recording from 1996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6xVspiFGv0

>>8254556
I think they're talking about how she said you were only friends when you were saying you were going "to win", dropping trip, and making up long multipage narratives about being her girlfriend and marrying her

>>8254026
i am here

>>8254528
>tfw nobody wants Shakira

>>8254566
All that fat is going to go to the right places.

>>8254565
Not this time

>>8254566

Toppings need improving desu, but you almost pizza-pass.

>>8254569
well they are from new zealand, but noisia and their festival thing are in the NL

>>8254565
AWWWWWWWWWW YOU LOOK SO CUTE!!
fix your nails though geeze
>>8254566
pizza is fucking disgusting

>>8254583
>pizza is fucking disgusting
GET
OUT

amg the chili is a complete success!

>>8254510
as andro I guess

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>>8254583
>pizza is fucking disgusting

>>8254584
i'm not a fuckin child and neither are you.

>>8254542
I want to kiss someone so bad right now it literally hurts

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>>8254590
Yeah, I make big girl pizza from scratch

>>8254585
Habaneros are bosss

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG AND WHY CAN'T I FUCKING POST RIGHT

>>8254565
how about always
>>8254583
>pizza is fucking disgusting
i dont think it's legal to say that here
>>8254585
yay!! how spicy is it

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>>8254577
im trying to feed my boobies ; ~ ;

>>8254558
apply semen.

>>8254595
because you're a woman.

>>8254596
Delivered pizza for 3 years. It's disgusting. How people can pay for so little food is beyond me.

>>8254600
Shoot, I need to eat less because mine are growing so fast.

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>>8254595
Fuckin' keyboards, how do they work?

>>8254595
stop calm down

>>8254354
Lol. I'm gonna listen to all of 'em tonight anyway to see which ones I like.

Ive done all types of shitposting besides be an epic doxer one

Where do i begin?

Whos a good practice trip tp dox?

Drake?
Carth?
Drunk chaser?

the real reason so many of you eat pizza is because its a common delivery food and you can order it without leaving the house.
its a lazy food thats usually made poorly, and most of the time you all just order from shitty chains.
There are so many superior foods you could eat, things that are healtier and not a waste of fucking empty calories.

>>8254607
my period ended today though......

>>8254611
>for so little food
Isn't a typical medium pizza like 2500kcal?