Describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend /lgbt/.

>>8253146
Someone that loves me

>>8253146
tall, massive, muscular, protective, cuddly, cocky and burps a lot.

>>8253159
>>8253202
both of these are perfect boyfriend

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A confident man. Not creepy/pervert. A guy that I can tease, then he teases me back and makes ME blush instead. These guys are just the best because they just are confident in what they say. It makes them soooooo sexy.

Besides these guys in bed are the best. They always take their time to tease you and make you excited and squirm of pleasure.

>>8253219
>>8253202
These are great but can I get some more physical descriptions?

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>>8253223
I guess a muscular latino-typed guy would be great! I like for some reason scandinavian typed guys as well. The best example I have for scandinavian type that I'm having fantasies about is Savjz <3

(he's mine don't touch)

>>8253216
Thank you, it's good to be among tasteful folks.
>>8253223
How descriptive would you like? 6'3+, 260+ lbs, at least 20 inch biceps—that sort of thing?
I just want a vast, bulbous chest to lean on with a great big hand to pet my head. Maybe a nice jaw and a cleft chin, any color hair, really, but a shapely mouth... I don't know what else you're looking for.

>>8253243
I just need the hair color now but besides that good job.

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>>8253146
As long as you're not an ogre and you're not a prick. I'm content.

Sane.

>>8253264
I have a sweet spot for redheads. I know it's uncouth.

>>8253146
For me? Ideal?
>Short
>Maybe firm in the torso, thick in the thighs
>shapely rump
>Short to medium hair
>Either Bright or Amber eyes
>Soft all over
>Someone I can be best friends, as well as be their lover
>I can treat them like a girl and not get offended
>They can make good sweet tea
>Can take a joke/sarcasm
>Plays with my beard/hair while we're laid up
>Doesn't mind that I actually stand up for myself in public
>Doesn't mind my vocabulary (which includes Nigger, Kike, Spic, MutherFucker, SonOfABitch, etc)
>Understands that I will spoil them a good bit of the time but I will have to say no some of the time
>Can understand I can do a hell of a lot, more than most, but I'm not Hercules, even if I act like it at times.
>A guy who can be okay with me not being too emotionally open at the begininng of our relationship
>Is alright with being manhandled a bit (picked up, flung over my shoulder, cradled)

Just really this. Obvious stuff I kinda left out.

I like skinny men with long hair, preferably a little feminime. I like blonde and light red hair on white people and exotic slanted eyes on other races.

In personality, I want someone I can trust and who wants sex the same way I do. Someone I can cuddle and lie beside, someone with similar interests...

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>Dry sense of humor like me
>Enjoys co-op in short bursts
>Loves cooking and eating cooked food
>Patient and kind
>Prone to snuggles and talking
>Nice smells
>Not afraid to be themselves.

>>8253478
>I like skinny men with long hair, preferably a little feminine
Wow that's me, but I'm not blonde or red headed, though.
How long do you like hair anon?

>>8253530
I'm almost all of those.

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>>8253547

I'm a tranny. Sorry

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>>8253559
Like I care, not really a big deal.

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>dry sense of humor and biting wit
>but sweet and gentle
>never one to start a fight
>but always ready to end one
>strong, mentally and physically
>well-read, cultured and traveled
>kawaii in the streets
>senpai under the sheets

>>8253219
>>8253530
I am these two things. Hello.

>>8253559
You mean someone that my sympathy for makes me that much more affectionate towards? I think that's what you mean.

>>8253599
>Being this desperate
Calm down, loser.

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>>8253572
>>8253599

Well, that's really helpful.
I'm going to be honest, I've been worried about who'd want a fake girl like me. What I really want is someone who can just...hold me, you know?

>>8253630
I'm bi-sexual so stuff like that really doesn't bother me. All for that emotional partner ship, not really looking for one night stand kinda stuff.

>>8253608
Yeah cool watch me give a shit

>>8253630
Ain't that what most people want? I know it's a hurdle through your whole life. Some people can look past it, though. Not sure how uncommon they are exactly, but it doesn't matter. You'll find one if you try.

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>>8253644
you replied it's all I need. flirting with multiple people at once is shitty, silver tongued devils like you make the internet a mine field for people that want to date

>Very loving and warm
>A guy who can make me feel special and loved and like I'm important
>Somebody who can stay halfway monogamous and enjoy a relationship
>Likes anime and video games
>Wants to kiss and cuddle
>Okay with long distance and then meeting in person later
>Someone who I can do all sorts of sexy things with, and maybe they are into bdsm.
>Someone who can fucking make choices for me and help me with my extreme indecisiveness
>Basically just a nice husband
>Someone who is okay with me being a trans girl
Hell I don't even care if he's a desperate chaser or neckbeard. So as long as he's nice.
I know there's lots of desperate chasers or lonely nerds out there who want a housewife and extremely feminine boy/tranny, where the fuck are you fags so I can be your waifu already

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>>8253644

I've been thinking about trying some dating websites, going to bars, something. I want to try and get my drivers license first, though.

>>8253413
Me

I'll add that I'm bisexual, so, I'm pretty flexible in terms of gender. I like guys, girls, even trans. Just as long as they assume the 'bottom' or whatever role in our relationship. And I guess I'm more physically attracted to someone 'cute' or 'adorable' than someone who would be seen as 'hot' or 'sexy'. But I like chemistry above all else. If we get along, are on the same level about key things, and we've got a sense of humor that plays well off each other, that's one of the most alluring things I can think of.

>>8253649
I'm not committing to anything. I'm not saying I'll do anything. Your caution is warranted in general, but not now. Because they're words on the internet that aren't promising anything.

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Genderfluid/bigender/biological male/straight

I like pregnant women, want one to be my GF

I'm like female in one way, but can be her man

>>8253660
Literally fucking checkmarks. Although some of that is stuff everyone would say I guess lol
BUT. I do appreciate weeabooery, video jams, shitloads of kinks, and leading someone around by the hand. Those parts aren't necessarily a given. Well, also being a guy who thinks trans girls are just unfortunate girls. That's kinda rare too. Fuck that shit.

and hey I'm adventurous, wanna chat? TAKE OPPORTUNITIES YEAH

>>8253840
>and hey I'm adventurous, wanna chat?
Sure thing anon. What do you wanna chat on?
Got all the various email/discord/whatever readily available.

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...I guess if anyone wants to talk, I'm at Astarielle34 on Skype, AngelGrace#3876 on Discord. No promises

>>8253540
Different hair lenghts suit different people, it also depend on hair types. I'm generally pretty flexible as long as it goes down instead of up xD

>>8253146
>Shorter than me.
>Kind of fit, but I like both chub and muscle so either's good.
>Cool hair, be it a cool cut or fun colors.
>As geeky as me, if not more so.
>Enjoys spending hours talking about inconsequential bullshit. Me and my last significant other once spent five hours straight discussing how shit Naruto was.
>Willing to try new hobbies and goof around.
>Likes kissing and cuddling.
>Supportive.
>Kinky as fuck.
>Tats.
>Someone who's has as much fun with a night in on the couch as a night out on the town, so we can do both.

Not even gonna lie, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7426RDqdLg is super fuckin romantic for me.

>>8253146
Nobody. I don't even know why I've got to be gay.

>>8253146
>be a girl (cis or trans, doesn't matter as long as she's cute)
>likes cuddles and kisses
>either sub or switch willing to sub most of the time
>likes vidya and will play with me (Pokemon and Monster Hunter please)
>gingers get massive bonus points
>doesn't mind staying home with me most of the time
>will go to anime/other nerd conventions with me and do couples cosplay
>doesn't mind me being a chubby butch girl
>trusts me and is overall chill about things

>>8253413

I like you

But I have never made sweet tea :(

>>8253880
Would you perhaps like to talk to another trans girl just to talk or whatever?
Just in case you'd like someone to talk to as a friend.

>>8253870
Can use a throwaway email if you'd prefer it. Otherwise discord works for me. actually I guess I should just be the one to give my info, heh.
[email protected]

>>8253915
Thanks anon, I'll email you from my throwaway shortly.

>>8253915
Sent you a message. :3

>>8253905
Awe, thank you.

Ah, well, this is a thread about "ideal", no one will ever 100% meet it all. And one can always learn how to make it, not hard at all.

>>8253931
Dang bro calm down. I think you're getting a little bit too saucy about this. Gettin' pissed off at two separate people SO FAR I mean really

>>8253958
>SO FAR
Apart, you mean? Enjoy an unfulfilling LDR with a cunt you met on 4chan. That's really something to brag about.
You gonna change your Facebook status to committed, or it's complicated?

>>8253903
I'm curious, since you say cis or trans, do you only like post op transgirls?
Not trying to hook up with you, just generally curious how that goes for you.

anyone im so fucking lonely

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>>8254023
Why? What's wrong with you, anon?

White, scruffy, taller, doesn't have to be lean or buff, just comfy and nice.

Good at fighting games, can draw, and doesn't mind my collecting habits for toys and shit.

Sex isn't super important but it's nice when it happens.

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>>8253908

I welcome any friend I can speak honestly with

>>8253994
The only trans woman I was with so far was pre-op and the only reason we broke up is because she transferred colleges and neither of us wanted to try a long distance relationship. I really don't care about that so much as long as her dysphoria doesn't keep us from having sex entirely (I don't expect her to use her dick if she has one, but we gotta be able to do something fun).

>>8254056
I never learned to socialize and i dunno i just cant make friends let alone meet some one who wants to have sex with.

>>8254149
That's real nice of you anon, I think that's pretty neat
I hope you meet the person you want anon.

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>>8254161
Then enjoy the single life and stop crying, you worthless fucking shut-in.

>>8254179
see... this is basically like bigot shit
>thats really nice of you
like you are showing a poor dejected animal kindness by being willing to date them cause they are trans.

I fucking hate this world.

Someone who exists

>>8254211
I wasnt a shut in, I was forced to move around during my pivotal years in highschool, went to 10 different HS. Just never learned to socialize, I go out to places and try to make friends, but it just never works, my lack of social ability makes people uneasy, I still got out to places just to sit and be near people.

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>>8254225
>my lack of social ability makes people uneasy
>I still got out to places just to sit and be near people.
It's worse than I thought then. Hilarious!

Willing to keep a commitment, in it for the long haul, and capable of supporting themselves without relying on me to keep them financially and mentally stable.

So basically not my last 2 partners.

>>8254212
What the fuck anon all I did was say they were a nice person for dating pre op trans girls. Jesus don't use my post for some jaded, skewed view you have of this world and cis people who date trans people.

I fucking hate people who think shit is bigoted when it's not.

t. trans girl who doesn't think everybody who wants to date is taking pity on me

>>8254251
yet they are so kind for being willing to

as if it takes kindness for a lesbo to be willing to date you... how do you not see it?

Basically me but mentally healthy and attractive (tall, femme, hourglass, small breasts, glasses, medium labia) and with a few different interests so I can have a life outside of her.

>>8254263
Maybe I'm just not understanding why you got so upset at me saying
>that's really nice of you
I like to compliment people and I just was trying to be kind to another anon. It's not like I was trying to imply any sort of huge complex thing like you seem to think I was.
I'm sorry then.

>>8254289
why is it nice of them? Do you call straight cis men nice for dating cis women?

like its a compliment that shows some deep seated self image issues, she was saying she dated anyone who she thinks is fem and cute and like "shes nice" cause trans are on the list if they are cute to her?

>>8254247
I read shit like this and worry that had I been more supportive and stuck around I'd be with the girl I wanted but then I try and force myself to remember she told me she's not interested, doesn't really listen to me and is in love with someone else

being torn sucks

>>8254308
No no no, you're really making a huge mountain here out of a spec of sand. You're trying to turn this into a broader debate when none of that was my meaning at all. It's not some complement that shows deep seated nothing.
All I fucking did was compliment somebody and you're trying to make it seem like I implied something much larger.
I'm done with this retarded conversation now.

>>8253413
let's date

>>8254225
A lot of socializing is being relaxed about it. Don't worry about trying to make friends, just go out and try to have a good time. If people are friendly, be friendly, but don't make it a hardcore goal to get them as your friend, just let it happen naturally.
Good luck anon!

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extremely chill and imperturbable lanky-ish long-haired stoner-type dude, likes nerdy shit like me of course, switch, pulls me out of my basement-dwelling existence to go hiking, has a non-depressing job, likes animals, I can't come up with anything more right now

also he's a billionaire and has a 12 inch dick and is a genie who can grant any wish obviously

>>8254348
Quick on the draw, aren't you?

>>8254408
>Don't worry about trying to make friends
Yeah, it's pretty much a lost cause now.

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>>8254417
Sounds kind of desperate, I think.

>tfw no numale hipster feminist musician bf that's also interested in philosophy.

Why live

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>>8254430
Don't even joke about that.

>>8254419
Its never a lost cause anon. There's no point in someone's life where they suddenly are incapable of making friends. But real friendships don't happen because of someone making a super hardcore effort into getting people to be their friends. Real friendships just kind of...happen.

>>8254417
well, what do you expect: you're boyfriend material

>>8254442
No, you're wrong. But it's nice, I guess, that you want to make him feel better.

>>8254436
But I'm being serious....

>>8254427
Some people are just blunt in that way, I think.

>>8254450
Huh, I like to think I'm an alright guy. I see your point.

>Some people are just blunt in that way, I think
exactly
>Huh, I like to think I'm an alright guy. I see your point.
yeah, so let's date

A small non-feminine twink from the UK midlands that likes vidya, toy collecting, ancient egyptian children's card games and will go slowly with me because I'm kind of broken

>>8254502
>>8254489

>>8254502
Honestly, it's flattering, but, I tend to make simple friends of most, and see where it goes from there. Jumping into a relationship too early or off the bat often ends poorly.

>>8254571
Same here. In the end, I'd rather have a friend first and a lover second.

>>8254571
wanna be friends then?

>>8253146
Asian/latina-esque face.
Brunette
Blue/green eyes
11/10 double bubble bootybutt
Full round C ish size tittays
Girlpenis
Favorite hobbies including sucking my dick and massaging me.
Chill enough to 420blzeitfgt with and adventurous enough to ayahuasca with
Sharp,witty humor
As autistic as me.
Easily impressed by my mediocre physique, yet contradictoraily enough unattracted to fake nattys and pretty much anyone bigger or more shredded than me.


But I am not crazy enough to expect perfection in an actual factual person.

>>8254610
No way, you seem kind of pushy, and I've got a pretty weak character.

>>8254661
yeah so do I lol, I understand this isn't bottom-behavior but I want people to talk with. Irl I'm super quiet and not as pushy as I am now

>>8254576
Shows you can actually get along beyond the lovey dovey stuff.

>>8254610
I wouldn't mind but, it seems you want to be friends for the express purpose of possibly dating. I couldn't guarantee the outcome and it wouldn't be fair to you.

>>8253146
6'2 or taller
lean with a bit of muscle
dry sense of humor, can take sarcasm
likes outdoors, guns, vidya
protective

>>8253413
WHAT STATE

>>8254671
I don't care lol, it's the internet
hmu alex3205439 on kik

>>8253146
>Medium height
>Either blonde and fair skinned like me or dark skin dark hair
>Likes cuddling and watching documentaries, history, running and vidya
>Doesn't need constant emotional reinforcement but is comfortable letting me know when they need it
>Not afraid to say what they mean
>Reasonably high libido
Never going to happen

>>8254677
also needs to own at least one pair of jorts

I gave up on bf, forever. Actually, this is very good. Feels good.

>>8254670
I wish I could believe you, but please stop talking to me.

>>8254678
Georgia.

>>8254682
I don't have a Kik.

>>8254694
thats gotta hurt lmao

>>8254695
Arizona ;_;

>>8254687
what state?

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>>8254702
>fascist
>twink
>tfw

>>8254708
Northern Ireland
>Them sectarian feels
>Will never get bf across the barricades

>>8254709
so?

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>>8254715
polgbt is gay and dumb

>>8254709
>>8254718
dix is the shittu

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>>8254725
dix is my all time favorite artist, good eye

>>8254687
>doesn't mention gender

Are you one of them bisexuals?

>>8254730
>good eye
i mean when the filename is otto-dix-something it's not hard to tell

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>>8254742
lol fair enough

>>8254695
my skype is the same name

>>8254736
Yes

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>>8254709
>fascist
>twink

Guess it's not just talent that skips a generation.

>>8254744
>>8254730
>>8254718
>>8254709


>tfw I've been replaced

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>>8254760
And you're in Ireland.

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>>8254766
if youre gonna be a submissive bitch dont be a nazi lol

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>>8254768
im sorry family

>>8254772
yes
Please don't attempt to remove, I have guns and a decent amount of land to hide in

Someone who loves me and is worth loving in return.

Someone who makes me want to leave the house to go see them.

>>8254790
I'm across the ocean so you're safe from me.

>>8254778
Really if you're any of those things you're not very desirable.

>>8254798
Well that's hard to find.

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alright guys its late so imma peace out, bye!>>8254804
im not dont worry

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>>8254804
That's depressing as hell anon

>>8254702
Sorry, friend.

>>8254756
Oh, alright

>>8254810
>im not dont worry
Well that's good.

>>8254823
I don't really care for a relationship anymore, not that bad for me.

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>>8254829
>I don't really care for a relationship anymore, not that bad for me.
>Heh, I'm better on my own.

prefect boyfriend is an elaborate fantasy that grows warmer over the years as i drown in isolation, consumed by regret, suffocating until one day the last shred of hope escapes my gasping body. and good abs.

>>8254834
Don't have to project your generalizations on me, everyone has their own reasoning for doing the things they do. I never indicated the "lone wolf meme." I just don't date anymore.

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>>8254843
Afraid of rejection?

>>8254854
Nope.

>>8254857
Oh, okay then. XD I'm suuuure you have "other" reasons.

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>>8254857

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>>8254864
Keep spouting nonsense thinking it's equivalent to making an actual point.

>XDdddd

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>>8254876
Well fill us in, faggot! Why aren't you interested in relationships any more? By the way, you do realize you're in a "describe your perfect bf/gf" thread though, right?

>>8254910
Not here to talk about that, not my personal blog. You said it yourself that it's a thread about describing you ideal bf/gf, not whining about personal problems. Go find your drama somewhere else, fag.

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>>8254916
>Go find your drama somewhere else, fag.
When I'm getting plenty out of you right here and now? Not likely.

>>8254931
Good job confirming your own shit kicker status, dip shit.

>>8254937
Keep it coming, anon. You're an inexhaustible salt mine.

>>8253146
I'm a switxh so 2 types for me
LF a top
>as tall as or taller than me (5'8+)
>short or no facial hair
>short hair
>white or light skin
>21-28
>prefer them to have a job
>looks good in a suit in tie
>willing to try new things or able to get me to try new things
>reasonable dick length
>muscle but not to the overly masculine point
Most important and inb4 hippy gay fag
>has a calming aura
I've only met 2 people in my life who have a feel about them that just makes me calm as I'm normally stressed. One is my closest friend
LF a bottom
>as tall as or shorter than me (5'8-)
>likes being doted on/cuddles/gifts
>likes going out and doing stuff (shows/cons/not a NEET)
>cute boy haircut
Teh bottom list is shorter I know

>>8254952
what state

>>8254963
Ontario canada

>>8254973
arizona ;_:

>>8254980
I've given up being disappointed anon. There are no gay Canadians on 4chan. Or if there are it's only the nastiest of faggots

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>>8254994
Look at the faggot you've got in charge up there, no wonder you're having a tough time finding anybody if he's considered leadership material.

>>8254994
Too bad disappointment hasn't given up on you.

>>8255005
There was no winning honestly anon. Stephen Harper was a Jewish plant destroyin our country and trudeau is a child playing politics

>>8255011
Is that an insult desu?

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>perfect bf

I don't care anymore, as long as he's breathing

>>8254973
tfw kingston

>>8255032
Tfw bradford

>>8253146
your dad.

>a cis girl who doesn't mind being with a not-real girl
>not afraid to be themselves
>likes to be an introvert some days and an extrovert other days

thats really it

>>8255111
It's about fucking time, I was looking for this response.

I want the ultimate unicorn, a kinky, submissive bisexual gf that I date with my current bf and we all get along and love each other forever. Too bad it'll never fucking happen.

>>8255405
>Too bad it'll never fucking happen
Not for me, I'm satisfied that your disgusting dream won't come true.

Non submissive sub looking for non dominant dominant for a what the fuck is this gay relationship

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>>8253146
Rich and looks like this.

>>8255415
K

>>8255440
>that tiny penis
You better be the cream of the crop to compensate

>>8255451
Like I give a shit about his dick.

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>>8255443
What did anon mean by this?

>>8255460
You don't deserve a hot rich bf. You deserve to grow the fuck up

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>>8255460
>>8255507

male, gay, monogamous or closed small group polygamy (3 members at maximum)

Poor, like I am, and unhappy about it. Well read. Working on attaining a skill. Not pretentious, able to admit inexperience and inability. Prefers practicality to morality. Reasonably sharp, confident in his intelligence, but able to not let this become a sense of superiority. Doesn't blame others for his position. Holds no illusions of becoming great, but demands from life a higher status than he has and is willing to extract it with force if necessary.

Preferably about my age (20) for reasons of practicality. I'd preffer to have a long time together, and I'd like to be in a similar stage of life.

I like my men short. Not too feminine. Average size cock would be nice. Not obese, but if they're willing to work on it we can make it work.

No STDs. Preferably a virgin. I'd like to discover my sexuality with him. Able to see that a lasting relationship is far more than sex.

If we're going for perfection I'd like him to love me unconditionally. Sadly this doesn't exist. So ultimately someone I can trust to back me up when I'm wrong, and that trusts me to do the same.

>>8255583
>finding a virgin your age with everything you asked for.
God Damn buddy
Good luck.

>>8255507
Because I'm not some freak on the internet who can't get laid so stuffs dildos up his ass and has thus got some fetish for big dicks?
Girl bye

>>8255598
It's a preference, It doesn't actually matter. I was asked what perfection was, these are the things I care to be perfect. I expect to have to compromise if I want to find anything worthwhile.

The first paragraph is the only one that I don't want to compromise on. I'd prefer being alone, really.

>>8255610
Are you a boy or a tgirl though..?
I'm a 23 virgin gay male because I've been focusing on my life over everything else.
Not rich but I'm out of debt, own car, own apartment, building my finances :3

>>8255625
I'm a cis guy, haha.

You're a bit better off than I am, I have no debt but I don't own a vehicle and I live with several room mates. Like I said, I'm poor. I'm trying to work my way out of that position.

Where do you live? You don't have to be specific. I'm in northern Kentucky, USA.

>>8255646
No gays in canada as usual :c
I live in Ontario canada

>>8255653
That's the way it works, isn't it? Though it's hardly surprising. We're such a small percentage of the population. Wish you luck.

>>8255653
There are plenty of gays in Canada you fuckwad.
Stop trying to get boyfriends from 4chan and download fucking grindr or something.
You people.

>>8255681
>use grindr
>for boyfriends
Puck one. Grindr is for fucking aids

>>8253146
Honestly I have no idea.
My self image is so bad that I honestly can't convince myself that I would have an SO let alone have a good idea what an ideal partner for me would be.

>>8255686
Funny that. I've had bareback sex with hundreds of guys from grindr and I don't have AIDS.
But enjoy being some loser flirting with other losers on a forum.

>>8255694
Maybe one that plays fighting games bc thats literally all I do and ever want to do pretty much.

>>8255696
Again I'm looking for a partner, not to be a fucking degenerate slut like you

>>8255696
That's pretty disgusting and sort of proves the point that guy was trying to make. It wasn't literally about aids. It was about the type of experience you can expect to find from the app.

>>8255696
"would you prefer a closed can of coke, or a can of coke that's had seven dicks in it?"

>>8255709
Wouldn't say 7 dicks more like 7 other people drank from it. Cuz oral herpes

>>8255703
>>8255707
I said or some shit.
And don't hate me cuz you're weed and ugly.

>>8255709
I don't drink Coke.
I'd rather die than get fat.

>>8255721
I don't hate you. I pity you.

>>8255721
>weed and ugly
I'm 7/10 I'm just once again looking for a boyfriend not to bounce in someone's lap like you enjoy
>drinking a sodapop will make you fat
Just don't eat anything anon, God forbid it adds weight to you

>>8255727
>I have met 4 boyfriends through Grindr without even wanting a boyfriend
>You have met 0 boyfriends through 4chan even though you desperately want one

K

>>8255730
>desperately
Implying
And how much shit do I have to wade through to find these alleged boyfriends

>>8255730
I'm sure they were all highly rewarding relationships, which explains why you've had 4 of them and had sex with hundreds of men.

>>8255732
If you're flirting on 4chan you're desperate.
And a lot of shit, I'd meet anyone with nice arms and abs and drugs. So yeah a LOT of shit.

>>8255733
And you're still single and wishing you had one :(

>>8255735
You see, I don't need a cock in me badly enough to debase myself and wade through literal druggy trash. If I wanted that I could just go to a bar. Or offer random heroin junkies petty cash.

>>8255735
>ideal bf thread
>mix and match with anons
So you come to this thread and just shitpost? Truly you are someone we should aspire to be. A little slut who runs his mouth

>>8255741
This anon gets it. As I get tired of saying I want a boyfriend, not some fuck buddy.
>>8255735
You need to learn the difference between a loving boyfriend and being an on-call cockslut

>>8255741
Heroin junkies are skinny and poor.
Rich hot guys take amphetamines, babe.

>>8255745
As if I have sex with guys after they become my boyfriend.
"I think we should just work on our relationship and see how we cope without sex. Maybe for six months"
I physically can't bring myself to have sex with a person I actually like.
My boyfriends are loving, I just don't love them <3

>>8255750
Inspiring. Truly a paragon of the age. Once again, I pity you.

>>8255750
I'm curious why you're still in this thread and bothering us. Trying to find a dick to slide into your Tuesday morning?

>sees me at the club
>walks upto me and starts talking about my tshirt
>knows it well enough to make inside jokes
>knows asking for kike book number or kik will trigger me, so xe arranges a dead drop with me based on solar cycles.
>never see them again, but the government never knew of our love.

>tfw I live in a town with 3 high schools
>probably gonna end up with an 18 year old bf
Why do I feel weird dating young guys when I'm only 23?

>>8255756
I don't look for dick, babe. My world doesn't revolve around penis, I don't even like it.
But if I wanted it I'd go on Grindr and find someone hot who had one, not 4chan where the general population is made up of skinny fat weirdos who watch anime and don't leave their parents houses.

>>8255825
Shoo shoo back to pol deutsch fag
>I don't even like penis
Mhm, sure. Fucking slut

>>8255835
I don't though. I find penises really gross which is why I need to be high on drugs to touch them.
I have sex because it gives me validation when men want to have sex with me and call me hot and beautiful.
Who has sex because they like dick?

>>8255843
Jesus. Are all straight girls just lesbians who want validation and free shit?

>>8255843
t. /pol/ shitposter

>>8255850
Probably.
I mean men are hot, like I mean hot guys not skinny or fat guys. Face, hair, pecs, abs, arms, butts, legs.
The penis though, just ew. And don't even get me started on the balls.
Gag.

But a man's best asset is definitely his money.

Sweetheart top with a really warm body, loves to snuggle and makes me feel like a princess even though im just me. Also plays magic would be neat.

>>8255892
>be me
>have unnaturally high body heat
>all the fucking time
My existence is suffering

>>8253146
I ALREADY FOUND HIM!
>loves fitness
>loves cooking all kinds of stuff
>loves traveling and appreciating cultures
>we both sincerely put in effort to keep our relationship healthy, we always talk things out and compromise if there's any dispute (never any nasty arguments)
>enjoys dumb humor and puns just like me
>very intelligent, objective-minded medical background and is always ready to help with anything
>highly motivated
>very affectionate and loves cuddles/hugs
>enjoys sexy teasing but also big on respecting boundaries
>amazing smile
>cute butt
>submissive, but will happily switch for me if I'm feeling submissive instead
>kinky, and we share a lot of kinks
>pretty much on the same wavelength
>enjoy any games/tv/movies/tabletop together
>happy to be with and learn with each other
>can talk with each other about anything, good or bad
>also understand how to give each other space or quiet
>lets me know how much he appreciates me regularly, and I him
All I had to do was shitpost on the internet. I must be the luckiest NEET guy alive, he's actually got me up and about. I think he might be the one, we're very serious about looking after each other.

qt femboy
submissive and affectionate
not a slut


>>8255776
lel

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>>8253146
Dio

>>8256432
>wanting to date a power hungry narcissist
he'll put that bud in you dw

>>8253478
>I like skinny men with long hair, preferably a little feminime.
Yup.
>I like blonde and light red hair on white people and exotic slanted eyes on other races.
It's blonde/brown-ish. The colour mostly depends on how much sun I've been getting.

>In personality, I want someone I can trust
I hold myself to a code of not being a thieving untrustworthy scumbag. That good enough?
>and who wants sex the same way I do.
How DO you want it?
>Someone I can cuddle and lie beside
I like to cuddle!
>someone with similar interests...
WHAT interests?

>>8253590
>>dry sense of humor and biting wit
You ARE aware that biting wit gets used on you as well as other people, yes?

Personally, I'm looking for someone shorter than 6", kinda squishy in places, feminine-ish, long hair, and accepting of my love of motorbikes, heavy metal, nerdy sim games, sarcasm, and high-calorie foods.
And is okay with the fact that I'm probably not going to live to grow old, and will probably die of a heart attack or in a motorbike accident.
And doesn't complain about a walk of a couple of miles.

>>8256432
But Ronnie James Dio is long dead. He has ascended to a more awesome plane of existence to jam with Lemmy and Dimebag Darrel.

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>physically
Either white with red/blond hair and green eyes
Or tanned (latino/middle eastern) with dark hair
Beard or stubble
husky/muscular
Body hair, but not too much (hairy shoulders and back are nasty)
Maybe a little taller than me but I'm a 5'8" manlet so that ain't hard
also be a total bottom in the bedroom

>personality
Massive geek
masculine pls
supportive, and willing to acknowledge when they need support
have a sense of humour, not take things too seriously
and above all
He should be Kind

>tfw never ever
likes physical contact, cuddling/kissing that sort of thing

>>8253146
3D

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>plays vidyo games but doesn't play them ultra competitively
>a sweet personality
>similar hobbies and interests
>really likes cuddling and physical affection
>someone I can sit with for hours and not get bored
>medium/long hair
>lets me/makes me suck his dick often
>is a switch in bed
>likes taking walks at night with me

>tall
>strong
>mysterious
>great swimmer
>needs about 3 fiddy

Confident, to the extent of arrogance sometimes, middle-aged, educated, likes travelling, 80s music, going out and drinking.

Male: tall, stubble or clean-shaven, handsome in a kind of dark and moody, self-depreciating way, nice hands, dadbod but maybe goes running.

Female: quite femme, curvy with a nice figure in dresses, average/larger boobs preferable but I like a small chest, wears heels, probably quite posh.

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>>8253146
<--

>>8256826
Do you think he would let a guy call him Starlord in bed?

>>8256805
>>mysterious
nearly had me

>>8256841
Definitely

>>8253146
Someone who doesn't think I'm awful.

>>8256769
think the rarest part there is a switch in bed. Fuckers be picky. but hey if I grow my hair out (I have before) I'd fit all of it~

>>8255994
You're a lucky man anon. Godspeed.

How did you meet him?

>big gay furfag like me
>likes holding hands and cuddling
these are my only prerequisites

>>8256097
What state

>>8257196
A furry discord server, somehow. Yep. I saw him upset at someone and lashing out and sent him a stern private message offering to talk. I'm older than him by a few years and sort of helped him understand how to handle himself in some ways and have been encouraging him lots, that's how we got close among other things. And he sort of has senpai-ish daddy feelings for me. Me, a big dumb neet. I still can barely believe it.

Our 5 month is coming up and with any luck we'll be moving in together in the next couple of months.

>>8255994
I give it 3 months

>>8257004
c:
Do you have discord?

>>8257780
aye. Gimme yours though pls :3

>>8253146
Taller than me, takes it slow, gives me pats n pets, will always be the big spoon, tells me that I'm worth it, playful and teases me

>>8255156
FLORIDA
L
O
R
I
D
A

>>8255405
How submissive does this prospective gf need to be? Is your bf a sub too? Is he masc or more on the femme side?

>>8257813
Are you a bisexual?

>>8257837
Nope, why ask?

>>8257841
Well maybe?
I've never met a girlie that fits that description

>>8257809
Shore#3268

>>8257849
I asked because your description sounds like my personality. Well, minus the being tall thing, I'm only 5'7".

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1. Radical Feminist
2. Cute

Yes, they exist.

>>8257886
Also, I'm bretty subby in just about all definitions of the word and in my fantasies I'm never the one 'giving', so to speak.
So I'd imagine being with a girlie would be.. hard

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>>8257888
ew

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>>8257908
This is a nearly 40 year-old radical feminist.

>tfw the woman you have a crush on could be your mom

>>8257894
Giving? As in fucking me? You have to be more specific. I like subs because they don't expect to me to just let them fuck me.

Also, what's your gender?

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>>8257924
disgusting

>>8257937
I mean I don't much care to like.. ever be the penetrator, even the thought of receiving a blow job is weird to me. Though, I am bendy enough to actually well.. blow myself (sorry for crude language) and when I do I focus on the thought of sucking it as opposed to it getting sucked, if that makes any sense at all.

20 yr old male here

>>8257941

Your heart is black sempai.

>>8253146
chubby, older than me, long dark hair, business women, quiet

>>8257956
You pretend you're sucking someone else off? Neat. Also, how did you get so flexible?

You know, I'd enjoy talking to you more, do you have Steam or Skype or anything like that? I can give you mine if you're not comfortable posting yours.

>>8257989
>You pretend you're sucking someone else off?
Yes, 100% yes
>Neat. Also, how did you get so flexible?
I'm a natural, I guess. Which really helped me (being flexible, that is) in my childhood 'cause my three older brothers loved wrestling me.

Uh, sure I guess
http://steamcommunity.com/id/chaussettes

>>8258004
Thanks, I'll add you in a bit.

>>8258043
Ohkie dokie

>>8253146
A guy that would give me lots of attention and that I could get along with and cuddle in bed with for hours.

Someone that likes the same nerdy stuff that I do, a guy where we would both take care of each other and enjoy life together whether its going out on picnics or making meals together or what have you.

Preferably a swap in bed, that likes more "sweet" loving stuff than kinky hardcore stuff.

Just someone that's really sweet and caring I suppose.

>>8258064
Added!

>>8258123
Maybe I'm just an idiot but I don't think I got the friend request

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>>8258120
Damn, you sound perfect. Too bad I'm not a dude.

>>8258157
Did you get a request from someone named crowtrobot89? Because that's me.

>>8258166
I didn't get anything!
I'll try adding you.

>>8258174
Nevermind!
I can't find "crowtrobot89"
Maybe I'm just bad at this, yeah that's probably it

>>8258189
http://steamcommunity.com/id/crowtrobot89

It's not just you, I am really hard to find on Steam for some reason, which is why I add other people instead of vice versa. Give that link a whirl tho, should work this time.

Is a trans girl that's less than 5'6'', has long hear, with cute legs, likes to watch a lot of old movies, play vidya and is kinky af, is a sarcastic high sex drive having chick thats a little broken inside.

>>8258215
Ohk, I think I sent an invite

>>8258158
That's like what I said except the part where I don't like dudes. What a coinkidink amirite?

>>8258404
Wait, where's your post?

>>8258417
Nah I mean internally. I reacted to that post the same, except I don't like dudes.

>>8253349
Macro-anon? His description and the hair color remind me of the story "Born Again".

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>quiet/introverted, maybe a loner like me
>intelligent
>loyal
>passionate and knowledgeable about something, however mundane it might seem to him
>a little bit submissive/feminine but not camp or a total flamer
>affectionate
>a bottom but prefers cuddling and kissing to getting fucked
>likes to get drunk together on the couch while snuggling and watching a film before falling asleep with his head on my chest
>likes going for really long drives together to new places, listening to music in the car before getting out and going exploring
>likes dogs
>likes cooking with me
>clingy and doesn't mind that I'm clingy and a bit codendent too
>likes wearing jumpers and comfy clothes
>doesn't mind me playing with his hair

A big, dumb yet caring chubby guy who loves to cuddle and lots of silly ways of showing his love. 6'+, 260 lb linebacker type. A gentle giant that's always up for whateve. Pizza at 4 am, an entire day wasted binge watching something on Netflix, opening our hearts and minds while staring at the waves.

On the sexual side I'd love for him to be a total bottom. I like the idea of a huge guy just giving himself, fully, and letting me decided what's going on in bed. A plump ass, a nice gut and big arms to carry me whenever he wants. Literally diamonds just typing this shit.

>>8258816
>opening our hearts and minds while staring at the waves

is this a dude weed lmao reference?

>>8258872
old england

here goes nothing

you:
>chick either cis or trans
>around my age
>is in my area or willing to actually eventually meet in person
>likes puns
>likes footie (ideally Arsenal or Everton)
>likes Pokemon Go (Team Mystic)
>likes some of the same music I do (80's post punk, or early 2000's indie rock)
>likes Dungeons and Dragons
>likes Rosemary
>doesn't mind that I'm not skinny (trying to lose weight but it's going slowly)
>doesn't mind that I'm a literal autist in person
>dom or switch
>not instantly wanting to get sexual

Me:
>26 year old chick
>from GTA, Ontario
>literal autist
>trying to lose weight but I'm not conventionally attractive by any means
>English major, hoping to be a librarian
>Homestuck trash
>switch but leaning towards being sub
>looking for someone I connect with personality and interest wise more than anything

>My age -1 to +2 (18-21) and male
>Average height or taller, big, cuddly, and hairy (while also not being so camp that he exudes gayness; personality compatibility is important)
>Monogamous and trustworthy
>STD negative
>Enjoys doing pretty mundane stuff together (cooking, laundry, doing a long-running hobby project thing, cuddling while watching violent anime and horror/sci-fi)
>Likes listening to me rant/ranting about something on our minds or that we really enjoy
>Intelligent and academically well educated (shared values are important)
>Can spend at least vacations/term-time with him
>Compatible yet contrasting personality to mine so that we can complete each other and support each other in weaker areas
>>e.g. more easygoing and relaxed, confident and calm about what the future holds, but also less sociable and creative
>Borderline autistic behaviour, or at least willing to put up with that
>Able to tolerate me disappearing for 2 days straight at random times in the future, only to reappear exhausted and mentally/emotionally broken without notice
>Probably some other stuff; summarising what I look for in a person and what would make a relationship work is difficult enough, not to mention the addition of a word limit here
>>Not to mention, there is no real "perfect" when it comes to these things, and often working through all the differences and difficulties makes the relationship all that more real and enjoyable

>>8257258
WA

i guess i should add

>open to new experiences / novelty seeking behavior

which given your name... probably not your neurotype

>>8259064
depends what it is

>>8257956
I'd suck you off and ride you just to see if it makes you cry

>>8254060
I check those marks, what about you?

>>8254508
You sound super duper cute, I like em small...

>>8259249
t. Pedophile compromise

>>8255698
LOL same here, Tekken Tag 2? Slim Bob FTW!!!

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>>8257382
>5 month
>with any luck we'll be moving in together in the next couple of months.
>Less than a year
>Moving in together

>>8258794
Wha??? Sup, i'm a down.

>>8259363
i didn't think there were others like me until I saw this post

>>8259052
>likes Rosemary
like...the plant?

>>8259408
lol.

>>8259437
w-what

>>8259405
neither did I

>>8259204
why tho

>>8253146
exactly like me but rich

>>8259465
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=rosemary+ship+homestuck

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gay holden caulfield

>>8259863
OH
that was actually the first thing that came to my mind but I didn't think that's what they meant
I'm more of a vriskan kinda girl anyway tb.h

>>8259551
Because you're cute and deserve it

>>8259363
We knew each other a few months before we started dating but we were pretty close. It's closer to a year getting to know each other.

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>>8254709

dix is good

do you like céline

>>8253146
>Christian
>Tall
>gentle
>driven about something
>lives near me
>educated, or at least intelligent enough not to feel like im talking down to them if I use a big word.
>I'd like if they were physically stronger then me,
>someone practical and logical to balance out my emotional and intuitive nature

>>8259901
orignial poster here that's what I meant.
I ship vriskan too though. All the wives for kanaya!

>>8259985
>lives near me
>doesn't post lovecation

>>8260011
Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Are you happy now? I should mention im trans.

>>8260064
>are you happy
I'm sure anyone who wants you will be happy they have the proper info.
Im nor Christian though but I live near newmarket. Can't say I'd date someone who's trans though.
Only reason I'm confusing with you is because I have some girly clothes and outfits from my trap phase I want to get rid of but not trash bin. And it's rare to find canadanons, let alone nearby ones

>>8260093
Sincery, thank you for the offer, ( i think your offering me clothes?) But ive been full time for two years now and my wardrobe is fully switched over. I do appreciate your consideration.

Meee

Someone pls love me ;_;

>>8260108
Damn, trans with a job. Too bad I would only be considered a 'chaser' since I like dick.

>>8260116
Post descript. Location also helpful

>>8260127
lol, im not going to lie. I'm both blessed and lucky. I've got a job, an apartment of my own, I pass(ish), the guy I've got crush on walked to lunch with me and didnt stop smiling, friends and family who love me and I'll have paid of my student debt in a year and a half. Its not a bad life right now.

>masc
>top but not aggressive about it, or just uninterested in anal
>dominant "role" in relationship (takes care of me cause im pathetic)
>submissive in bed
>patient
>is okay with me being basically new to reality and learning how the world works
>older than me (23+)
>very kinky (very important)

>>8260178
huh. I mean you're not putting down much that isn't sexual buuut.

I do fit pretty well.

so I kinda wanna know more.

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>>8259956
eh, i really enjoy dix because he shows how the soldiers rationalize and remember things they witnessed on the front.

>>8260266

yeah i suppose celine had very little of the meticulous nature dix had

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>>8260275
i think his comparisons and writing style was very interested for the time

>>8260253
lol is that bad
i just don't have anything super specific in mind as far as personality or interests go, i think i could find an interest in just about anything my partner did and as long as we're not talking anger issues i mesh pretty well with most people
it's kind of embarrassing but the social dynamic and kink aspect are what i'm most immediately interested in, cause a. i need help a lot, and b. i feel most confident and most "myself" when i'm gettin kinky

>>8260348
hey kinks are pretty much the best possible thing to have in common imo. Want to talk? drop a line if so cause hey why not.

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Personality-wise:
>around my age (18-25)
>latina, european or asian
>watches the same tv shows as me (Game of Thrones, Sense8, Orange is The New Black, The X-Files)
>cis or trans
>likes anime and videogames but she's not too crazy about them
>plays an instrument (preferably guitar)
>financially stable
>kind and not passive-aggressive or manipulative
>just overall a nice person to be around with

Physically:
>>8259070

>>8260472
not sure why I put age, ethnicity and other stuff that shouldn't be under personality there. I think I need some sleep.

>>8259911
Nop heck you

>>8260434
sure
kik: Catholicon

>>8260498
Just dick sucking then
<3

>>8253590
>$35

New thread pls

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Rich as fuck.
In their late 80's, early 90's.

>>8260551
nuh uh
I dont like giving at all

>>8253146
gf:
> small
> small-medium tiddies
> a bit andro
> somewhat excentric in fashion style and personality
> does arts stuff
> likes to talk about politics with me
> likes to cuddle
> /mu/tant

bf:
> small
> no tiddies
> fem
> does arts stuff
> not an annoying flamer or fuckboy
> talks about politics with me
> likes to cuddle
> /mu/tant

>>8258794
That sounds wonderful anon. I'm not really into anal and it's nice to know that maybe there are people out there that would be okay with that. I'm not 100% no about it, but it'd have to be a special occasion. I know that I'm extrapolating from what you said and it's such a minor thing, but that's huge to me. Thank you, dude.

mtf, 18, NEET girl that wants a guy thats

>strong as fuck
>big biceps and hard abs
>taller than 5'10"
>smokes weed
>not afraid to pick me up whenever he wants
>treats me like a pet
>will use force on me to get what he wants (eg choking, grabbing, pushing)
>will force himself on me too whenever he wants
>will take my money from shitty min wage job and tell me i dont deserve it
>uses money for plastic surgery of his choosing on me
>gaslights anything mean he might have done to me
>loves to cuddle, and then to slowly wrap his arm around my neck and choke me out while he forces his 8 or above inch cock into me
>while hes fucking me he grabs my hair and tells me how i deserve everything that happens to me
>is nice to my dog
>makes me sleep naked on the floor with my dog
>wakes me up by slapping his cock on my face
>calls me a "good bitch" in the morning while he gropes me and i make us breakfast
>gets up from his seat at the dining table just to slam me to the ground and tell me bitches should eat off the floor and drink cock milk with their meal
>leave for work
>come home
>immediately ambushed and have his tounge forced down my throat and big manly fist around my neck
>he says "i love you and everything i do is for your own good"

>>8260536
kay I done did it finally

I can't believe nobody has posted this.

TENTACLE

DEMON

MONSTER

Who has a shapeshifting human form at their core and takes good care of me.

>>8254212
>>>/tumblr/

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>>8260963
What?

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>>8260963
Hot, but good luck going unfulfilled.