what the fuck

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Maybe you are just full of shit?

>>8251663
Eat more fiber.

Just date a virgin robot instead. I still have not actually penetrated my bf's pooper, but we've had tons of comfytimes together and if he had issues cleaning out before anal I would understand and give him all the time he needed.

you dont need to shoot a ton of water up your ass, just a little to rinse your colon. if you use too much water itll get deep inside ur bowels and youll never get clean

>>8251663
You need to shit before you douche. Then douche only once or twice with not too much water. Use baby wipes to clean outside. Doing that always makes me clean.

I usually do an enema first then use the douche to clean out my rectum. Otherwise I get the same thing where shit just keeps coming

God homosexuals are disgusting

>>8252103
>implying anal sex is exclusive to homos
lmao ignorant

>>8252103
>>8252109
Thats what i thought. Guy is probably a virgin.

>>8252109
>>8252127
This. He should have said degenerates.

>needing enema/douche
Eat fiber and just poop an hour before

why are americans constantly touching cloth according to the vast quantity of stories I find on 4chan like this? is it something in their diets?

>>8251663
>>8253281
Basically this is the best advice. Douching is bad for your health and you shouldn't have to do it if you have good internal bacteria and a high fiber diet.

>>8251663
1. eat your greens, a lot of them, then your fruits
2. shit smooth
3. fill your butt with water (around half a liter)
4. keep it inside at least 15 minutes.
5. try to empty everything out
6. but you cant so use a dildo to make sure the rest of the water leaves your colon
7. dry your bum
thatz it.