• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread>>8249264
>>8250573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KoxpjVVNcK
shoe
>>8250584
male to male with bitch tits and poor makeup skills gen
Someone be my roommate/friend, Utah is so lonely
>>8250589
I really want em
>>8250537
you don't get face but you can gave this
Hormones time is always the best time of the day!
Also my tits start to hurt, got woken up by random pain last night.
>>8250598
nice big baleful eyes miss "ill never pass"
>>8250598
i love your blue eyes and blonde hair. Atleast they look blue
DO NOT RESPOND TO
FAYE
OR
ALESSIA
>>8250605
this
do not respond to nim
>>8250588
https://clyp.it/esfilxpq?token=1d79b8d454c506b40c8768aff5d15a5c
>>8250608
you cant make me not love you
>>8250598
Your eyes look dehydrated and tired. Drink more water all the time and get a good nights sleep.
>>8250592
anybody please ;-;
>>8250608
try and stop me >:)
>>8250612
hate me!!!
who tf is cis tits
>>8250608
hii
>>8250613
thx will do
>>8250590
yup i'm a guy with boobs now
>>8250618
I love you in a completely not gay way please cuddle with me
>>8250620
your worst nightmare
>>8250620
>"benefit theives, were closing in!"
>>8250629
ok. thank you so much :3
Anyone who responds to Faye after this post in ANY thread will be marked as a bad trip
_________________
I had a good time yesterday!
I met with this girl and helped her pick out and buy a car, and then we went shopping for stuff for her new apartment and clothes, and then went back and watched Netflix and ordered in some Mexican food
It was really sweet, but different because she's an executive with a good mine and really concentrates on being sarcastic and ironic about her bisexuality and race while I do it about gender and me being trans and a "boy".
>>8250620
can I steal your name
>>8250639
did you say bad trip?
https://soundcloud.com/nero/bad-trip-original-mix
>>8250647
looking good girl!!
>>8250648
holy shit my bad thats just a clip of the song here is the full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8uHdff2z78
>>8250647
where is my sonichu medallion it's been 3 months
>>8250645
I love everybody unconditionally. Nobody deserves to be hated, life hurts everybody too much already.
>>8250647
ok, srsly wtf?
>>8250647
me irl
>>8250653
no i do
>>8250654
thats chrin chan, or christine chandler now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hICl_2RNnBg
Watch at your own risk. Basically full blown autism convinced that hes trans
>>8250660
no you don't. everybody deserves to be noticed and loved
>>8250656
I'm conflicted about this
>>8250667
then why does no one notice or love me irl
>>8250666
chris chan*
>>8250666
fucking wew
>>8250668
>>8250496
It is in my area and I live in the bible belt
does anyone here know sonic's skype?
>>8250675
BADTRIP
>>8250677
Gottagofast?
>>8250671
because some people don't agree with me.
cheer up girly
>>8250668
wat
>you will never be as pretty as a cis woman
why live
Looks like faye is becoming so hated and filtered that she is having to result to sass techniques by changing up her name
>>8250680
I don't give a fuck.
Please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLcNbXTAuAg
>>8250666
https://clyp.it/1ihroieh?token=b07982fc73cf1e08e54a8379d4e9c185
>>8250668
>liking starbucks
>>8250688
Bad trip, don't respond to Faye.
I'll give you one more chance since you are probably new.
So this girl said I seemed to be hurting myself by pretending to be a guy and that I was just having withdrawals from my white cis male privilege
Ha...
What does she know...
>>8250697
thx senpai
>>8250696
Give Faye (you)s
Please stop
>>8250696
IT WAS SO BAD
But I did it for the memes
Which is like not nearly as bad as the time I took estrogen for early four years for one
>tfw your hairline is as receded as chris chans
i actually read that females tend to have higher hairlines than males but that the M shape of men's hairlines gives the illusion that they're higher up
of course having a receding hairline is different than a high hairline
>>8250699
but yeah dont talk to faye. like ever. it might seem like we are bullying her but trust me when i say she is by far the worst person on this board and shes been like that for years
I'm so lonely
>>8250712
where do you live I need friends
My eyes hurt from sleeping.
>>8250690
with all these middle aged people who post here who are legitimately insane and contribute nothing positive, I actually have no idea why I even come here
like what is the point
>>8250705
the only thing more unbearable than a tranny is a self-hating tranny
>>8250710
I really don't see what there is to get butt hurt about, I'm a good person regardless if y'all use my name for fun posting
>self medding 50mg cyproterone acetate and 4mg progynova
>day 97
>effects are finally showing
>bf freaks cuz I'm self medding
>makes me go to therapist
>makes me stop hrt until a doctor prescribes it
I was so close to day 100
Was gonna have a celebration
>>8250716
Too far away from you :(
I'm gonna do a bunch of ket and stumble around the local park until it gets dark
might pretend to be a zombie to spook kids
>>8250722
Don't be stupid just continue to selfmed
>>8250722
don't stop for anybody
this is the most important thing you will ever give to yourself
don't let other peoples' ignorance get in the way of your own wellbeing
>>8250690
It was just to say I was back, why would you filter faye, it's like filtering anon
There were like 200 posts with my name Lin LGBT in one day, and all i did was help someone move and get a car and eat food ^_^
>>8250718
Oh senpai
>>8250718
But middle age isn't until 45
>>8250710
hi can you help with guided meditation like you said last night
i responded but im guessing you fell asleep
>>8250710
>>8250699
use this faye pic for future reference
>>8250722
Self medication is incredibly harmful and will have permanent side effects. You are already infertile and will likely never hold an erection again.
>>8250724
Have fun, Robin!
>>8250723
where
>>8250726
This. Fucking gatekeepers could stall you for months or years. Sod them.
Also my breakfast this morning was soooooo good
>>8250720
faye iv known you for years. you even showed up on kageshi on multiple oacassions just to start drama
>>8250695
>https://clyp.it/1ihroieh?token=b07982fc73cf1e08e54a8379d4e9c185
chris chan has a really interesting history with 4chan.
read up on it sometime
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler
>>8250733
Take that stinking bullshit to Susan's. That's where it belongs.
>>8250735
germany
>>8250739
What's a kagesgi
>>8250731
>hi can you help with guided meditation like you said last night
YES. its easier if i skype you to do it but i can give you a quick vocaroo too.
you dont have to turn on your cam i just wanted to show you how i do it
>>8250733
prescription cypro doesnt make you infertile or bonerless? what?
>>8250722
Don't stop wtf lmao
Stop when you get an actual prescription if that's your thing, but no reason to stop while you wait
>>8250730
oh ok
its still hard to see the appeal in being around people over a full decade older than me who don't pass, aren't full time, and are actually truly insane and start as much drama as possible
>>8250739
What's a kagesgi
>>8250733
Permanent side effects include looking like a girl
>when trying to argue with people here
>>8250584
>tfw your very American bf's mom always buys you weeb clothes
Is she trying to tell me something..?
IM HERE TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE
>>8250750
Tfw only 1/2 of 1 of those things (50% insane
>>8250731
il make you a vocaroo give me a sec
>>8250756
How is that weeb clothing ?
>>8250750
But none of those things are tru bab3 <3 I'm here to talk about food and girls and having boobs
Which I get is a little insensitive because a lot of people don't have any of those, but maybe they have their own things?
>tfw your mom must've been spilling you HRT before you started self-medding because you were infertile pre-hrt
>>8250770
*slipping wtf
>>8250766
It looks pretty kimono esque to me, but I agree it could be more weeb.
>>8250764
>mfw they keep giving me bad guy stuff every pull
I'm actually benching villains with bssbs at this point
Just cleaned my parents' cupboard of old stuff. Some pretty vile things in there. 20 years old jars of jam don't look good.
>terf bangs women asking me to have drinks
Kek
Should I even respond?
>>8250668
How did it taste??
>>8250775
It's a pretty standart casual dress cut
hey uh mtfg
What's it like to wear a dress and look nice in it?
>>8250787
It feels strange at first
>>8250731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pzEcSf5UOa
this is the kind of video i was talking about. avoid any with spirtual nonsense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-bavbcbf9I
this is the one i usually use for my anxiety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ce69YHWNs
>>8250787
Makes you feel really good. You feel adorable and plus you get the comfort of not wearing pants. Oh and on top of that, for some reason society views dresses as being very nice, which is great because they are the easiest outfits to wear. Single item that takes like... 5 seconds to put on. I rarely ever leave the house without one.
>>8250777
I haven't done pulls since the festival
Waiting for Cloud's event so I can turn him into a god
>>8250784
Literally the worst, like the blue was okay milky fruit milkshake, the rest was super tart sour sugar blast
tfw no dress
>>8250787
At first you feel like
Lol, i'm such a faggot wearing a dress and stuff and people don't even look strange
Dresses are best for summer at least
Remember Faye killed ash and has her skin suit on a closet
>>8250795
thank youuu
>>8250787
i wouldn't know.
i don't look nice in a dress
>>8250787
Panic inducing, everyone calls you a girl and it feels weird
>>8250807
>I'm not trans, I'm just curious ._.
But you sound very trans
What else would you be
>>8250786
Hugg for Marina
>>8250787
i dont exactly look nice in dresses but it's a nice feel
im not trans okay
>>8250824
Look. There's nothing wrong with being a guy who's jealous of pretty girls...I just think it would be nice is all...
>>8250825
Hi amy :)
>>8250834
no. :(
you are trans.
you're just trying to repress.
she's convulsing
>>8250804
I've been doing okay, but don't have anything saved for our or squall
>>8250787
It feels nice and you feel happy and you think things might justvwork oit in the end, but then you feel sad. Trans life is a curse.
>>8250843
you have those okay
>>8250845
Yeah, sure ;)
>>8250856
same
Does anyone here look cis?
>>8250862
yeah i do :^)
>>8250856
i dont
>>8250860
Hi nim
Stop repressing and start wearing qt dresses
>>8250862
my boobs do
>>8250859
FINE I ADMIT IT
I WISH I WAS ONE OF YOU
I WANT TO BE ON HRT
>>8250876
how do you feel about being a boy? how does your male body make you feel? How does the thought of being a girl make you feel?
>>8250876
well, find a trans-friendly clinic.
get started girl
>>8250876
do it then fgt
>>8250862
idk
rate me
>>8250876
>I WISH I WAS ONE OF YOU
Fool you know not what you wish for.
tfw can't wear foundation as a boi to hide uneven skin tone :(
>>8250879
no i really dont
>>8250894
10/10 fuck off
>>8250894
Eh it could be worse.
>>8250906
>delet this
ok
>>8250902
Wtf how T-T
My boobs don't exist
Just boychest
>>8250894
cute cis girl
>>8250887
It makes me sad and I am terrified of physical manhood of the ageing process to suicidal degrees
If I could be a girl I would cry with happiness, it's all I want. I've been so afraid and tried to convince myself I'm not actually trans but I can't deny it. I am.
>>8250888
>>8250890
>>8250885
Ok ._.
I'm so scared to tell my mom
>>8250910
its a secret
>>8250915
how old are you
if you're underage say 23
>>8250875
>found the time you tried on all those dresses
This is depressing
>>8250921
I'm 20
>>8250919
okay
i respect you
>>8250923
Looks like toilet paper
>>8250924
Well order some illegal meds now and work on getting to a clinic. You don't have to tell your mom yet unless you're totally dependent on her.
>>8250925
What's discord? I'm scared of people finding out
>>8250894
you look like a cute jewish girl
>>8250936
Why? Thats what I did.
>>8250915
>I'm so scared to tell my mom
Well from your posts i think you probably have gender dysphoria. I was scared as fuck to tell my parents. i had lost a lot of weight before starting hrt to go twink mode and they were terrified i was abusing drugs (i kinda was but who cares). When they found out that i just wanted to be a girl and that i was self loathing because of my male body they were surprisingly understanding and reileved that i wasnt abusing drugs (i was). I mean they threatened to kick me out if i self medded and they still dont call me she, but they pay for my hormones and rarely say anything bad about my transition.
I think you just need to be honest with your mom, tell her how depressed you feel living as a boy and how much happier you would be on hormones. Tell her you wish it wasnt the case but you just want to be happy and not so depressed all the time
>>8250935
It's a messenger
You can use it on your browser too
https://discordapp.com
>>8250932
Hey Marina what was your journey through your healthcare system like? Euro socialized healthcare with lots of RLE just like us am I right?
>>8250922
with no survivors
>>8250931
nice ty `
>>8250925
>Do you take progesterone or anything ?
no. family history of breast cancer so im too scared to try it.
if you are already on hormones its probably too late anyways.
>>8250947
did you make that picture anne
>>8250949
im gonna go on progesterone okay
>>8250947
that is the wrong picture
>>8250862
Elanna from the looks of it, ash (early transitioner, intersex)
The rest is lies built around how easy it is to pass
>>8250954
i dont think its the best idea but idk what to tell you. I would say talk to an endochronologist about it but you self med. Its up to you what you do with your body nim, just pls promise to check for lumps often if you start it
hey /cd/,
how do i get a bf?
>>8250947
Well not quite
Bc one of us needs to be found in the wreckage sis
>>8250960
>Why would it be too late
>What did you do ?
i made a pact with the devil and gave him my boipussy to him before starting so i could grow big boobs.
that was a joke, i dont have implants or anything
>>8250940
>tfw didn't transititin during skinny tink mode phase
>tfw just got depressed and fat instead
I had such a great athletic body and I wasted it.
>>8250954
Don't you have a family history of cancer also? if I were you I wouldn't even breathe for you may get cancer from that.
>>8250960
Grim. So you selfmedded for how long? How long were you full time before the system bothered to help you?
>>8250962
you really shouldn't have to do anything, frankly. ;3
qt
>>8250962
what happened to your blue hair. but i like this colour on your, you look a lot cuter than you did before
>>8250961
Why would it heighten the chance for breast cancer
Estrogen is the stuff that lets it grow
>tfw my mom died from breast cancer :(
>>8250969
who doesn't have a family history of cancer though
>>8250969
yeah my dad and maternal grandpa died from cancer and my mom has had cancer twice
>>8250961
DO NOT GO ON PROGESTERONE OR SELF MED
>>8250974
did you know that defacing public property like that is illegal
>>8250904
s-sorry
>>8250905
yeah but everybody could be worse
>>8250914
lies
>>8250933
thanks, angles could be the case, I have some really bad pictures too. I get hit on and have a bf, idk how tho. Here's a lazier picture
>>8250938
I'm half pakistani lol
>>8250974
The fire rises my sister
SomeBODY once told me that Bane was gonna roll me...
>>8250975
cancer is the result of mutated cell growth dumbo
>>8250975
Cis tits seems to suffer from having no proper schooling or ability to research before writing long posts giving bad and dangerous advice
I call it susanism
The truth
Progesterone is not linked to an increase of cancer
Progesterone has shown in some studies to reduce the chance of cancer while taking estrogen (in cis females)
>>8250991
you mean like bio-identical prog
>>8250986
>I get hit on and have a bf, idk how tho
I know this life.
how do i stop huns from looking at me irl?
>>8250962
remove piercings
>>8250965
So it was just luck ? You did nothing, it just happened ?
>>8250969
Idk, i selfmedded for quite some time and i was in stage between girlmode/very andro mode since some time before starting therapy
So i think i selfmedded for a bit over ~1 year
Except for hormones which took 7 months therapy, i didn't really get anything yet
Still waiting for them paying for electro (1 year fulltime and in therapy at least)
And SRS (at least 1,5 years fulltime + therapy + 0,5 years hrt) (and 4 years waiting list for my surgeon)
I wish I could stay in bed and sleep
But I need to go be an adult
>>8250991
Progesterone is very different from synthetic progestins. Few side-effects and none that are nasty. Not really useful for hrt, though, other than mitigating E induced mood swings.
>>8250986
You look nice but what's with mtfs dressing like lesbians/teenage boys?
>>8251006
>So it was just luck ? You did nothing, it just happened ?
pretty much. i mean my ass is also really big and round so i think it might just be genetics?
>>8251008
>I wish I could stay in bed and sleep
YEAH!
>But I need to go be an adult
Aww...
>>8250975
Sorry to hear that, get checked often Marina.
>>8250978
Me AFAIK
>>8250986
You still pass but this pic is less pretty.
I used to have a phase where I was into Indian/Pakistani girls. I dated one, she kinda looked like you yeah.
>>8251006
Interesting, I think I also will probably have to be full time before I get anything from them. D-do you think if I went to my first appointment dressed as a girl I won't get clocked?
>>8251014
My car needs to be babied and I have to go to the bank and stuff. :(
>>8250992
Yeah, but breast cancer is estrogen sensitive
When you have it they give you e blockers to hold it back
>>8251011
I don't look good in girlier stuff so I dress like an androgynous person
>>8251008
>I wish I could stay in bed and sleep
>But I need to go be an adult
why is my bed always extra comfy when i have to get up for work
i just want to sleep forever
>>8251013
pic of butt
>>8251033
the last time i posted something you told me to fuck off :/
>>8251005
get fucked
>>8251037
that just means 'you're really pretty'
also I have to get used to not being anonymous, heck
how do i stop being ugly
>>>/r9k/36869218
Make yourselves useful and make some robots happy you crypto-roasties
>>8251026
Androgyny is hot, dw.
>>8251027
same
but alas
tis not meant to be
>>8251039
i hate trying to take pics of my butt, its a really awkward angle
add me on skype and il show you really quick
Just b urself lol have you tried going out more
>go outside
>get insulted
>repeat
wow I sure love being made fun of for anything I do I should definetly try going girlmode next I'm sure they will love that
>>8251045
lol you dont have to go through all the trouble
if i saw trashy outside i wouldnt insult her
i would hug her
>>8250991
If you can read this, he's saying he's going to make assumptions on things that there are no evidence for
It's a fluff piece
>>8250752
brett?
>>8251038
it's true tho
>>8250962
remove piercings
>>8251047
Why the fuck did you get insulted in boymode?
Why don't you leave Glasgow?
>>8251057
It's not
Lots of guys like piercings
And they fit muff pretty well
>>8251047
dumb weegies
tfw smol eyes
>tfw Braco passes better than you
>>8251049
Yeah but I'll never see you and I will always be insulted outside
>>8251062
I get insulted for fucking anything because I'm fucking disgusting and the lowest fucking class of society with nothing redeemable. it doesn't even matter if it isn't Glasgow it would probably happen just as often elsewhere
>>8251057
lol not taking anyone's worthless opinion
get fucked
>>8251071
what if i end up in glasgow
>>8251075
post a picture cutie
>>8251075
>what if i end up in glasgow
then you would have taken a VERY wrong turn somewhere in your life
>>8251084
closest you're gonna get
>>8251048
its really no trouble if you want to see it but im not showing face right now i havent had a shower in a few days and was working in the yard yesterday so im all dirty and sweaty
>>8251074
B-but my opinion is the piercings look good on you :(
>>8251071
>I get insulted for fucking anything because I'm fucking disgusting and the lowest fucking class of society with nothing redeemable
Scotch people deserve it desu.
>>8251089
You have brilliant lips.
>>8251098
they're too small for my face :/
>>8251100
Nah, they'd look awful if they were much wider. They're fine as they are.
>>8251095
But there are lots of neds... and SNP have a majority here... so who is voting SNP...
>>8251098
>You have brilliant lips.
They were made for kissing.
>>8251100
That's cuz you're so tall.
>>8251100
That doesn't look like the case at all. I have spooky, razor thin anglo lips, yours look full and very pretty.
>>8251111
>another time
kk gonna go have a shower and work out ttyl cuties
>>8251071
Oh yeah I decided to come off keto for a day to see if I could go back to eating a normal diet and already my appetite has jumped up and I'm bloated. It's official, carbs are cancer.
>>8251075
One thing I like about the USA is that you have so many big cities with their own unique charm and culture here there is one good city (London), 4 okay ones (Edinburgh, Manchester, Sheffield, Bristol) and the rest are utter shitholes (Birmingham, Glasgow, Nottingham, Cardiff, Leeds, Newcastle, Belfast) or too small to care about (Oxford, York, Canterbury, St Albans)
>>8251089
Seriously goyim? You look like that and are complaining about not passing?
>>8251108
They certainly look very kissable.
>>8251117
>work out
I should start doing that.
>>8251112
>tfw thin lip curse
>>8251112
>I have spooky, razor thin anglo lips
Me too ;_;
i'll never be stealth uwu
>>8251131
>iktf
>>8251119
>They certainly look very kissable.
Would you kiss Nim, Amber?
>>8251134
iktf
>tfw will never even present fem or be presentable as a male without being ridiculed
>>8251118
France isn't much better. Outside Paris, there are only a handful of cities. Lille and Marseille are hellholes. Bordeaux and Lyon are bourgeois and stuffy as fuck. Toulouse is OK, I suppose. The rest are just boring big towns.
>>8251141
can i boop your nose or no
>>8251125
I'd let you kiss me
No homo though
I haven't really been posting here cause 4chan kinda scares me.
anyways, I need some input. Do my shoulders look okay to show off with an outfit? I've never shown my shoulders once since transitioning but I think I'm starting to get the confidence to rock over the shoulder type looks (still HELL NO TO HALTER TOPS).
>>8251102
I'm sorry but that title belongs to Tanya
>when your gf sends you this
iv thrown up twice iv never been more worried in my life than right now. wtf do i do. Shes got some kind of heart condition and i always tell her to be careful but she never listens
>>8251153
ye they look lil
>>8251118
Yeah, carbs are definitely cancer, more diabetes and heart disease really, but I get what you mean. Carbs that have been subjected to heat, like bread, potato chips, etc, do contain a carcinogen so I guess it's accurate.
>>8251125
I don't remember your lips, but in general I like you so maybe?
>>8251127
Aww...you're so cute when you're flustered, makes me want to kiss you even more.
>>8251143
Given the opportunity, yes. But then, I generally like kissing, especially such great looking lips.
>>8251131
Here is me doing a pout.
>tfw 19 months HRT
>tfw still tanner stage 3
when does it end????
>>8251153
Eh they look OK.
Not that we can see a lot in that pic.
>>8251134
stealth is a bit of pipe dream, anyways :c
>>8251162
HOW DO YOU GET THE TOP MIDDLE PART TO FILL IN
mine is always chapped reee ;-;
>>8251153
>haven't really been posting here cause 4chan kinda scares me.
Iktf
But you rock that, you're pretty skelly so your shoulders look very smol
And i'd rather wear halter tops than that (i wear halter tops all the time)
>>8251153
i'd say yes
they dont seem big at all so you could realy do whatever with them
>>8251155
Don't get jealous Nim is getting attention
tfw unnaturally big lips for face
tfw top lip is too big
>>8251156
um go to the hospital to make sure shes ok?
>>8251156
pls halp im freaking out
>>8251168
Stealth isn't a realistic goal unless you're ready to permanently part from everyone who knew you before you transitioned, family included.
>>8251177
tfw fish lips D:
>tfw could probably go stealth in new york
>except uglee
so close :^)
>>8251182
it's okay, she's probably fine and you're getting all worked up over nothing!
>>8251180
she lives in new mexico, i live in alberta. this is the distance between us
:(((((
>>8251162
You have nice lips
>>8251190
>roswell
is she an alien :DDDD
>>8251182
She seems okay enough to text you so it doesn't seem all too life threatening, it might be something small.
>>8251145
Really? Damn, Eurostar used to sell tickets to Lille all the time and I was gonna go once. Well, at least the weather is good in Marseille, can't say the same for Glasgow lol.
>>8251150
<3
>>8251153
4chan should scare you, this place is full of neckbeard doxxers, gotta be careful.
Your shoulders look fine, you have a nice slender body.
>>8251161
Western science lied to me, they told me to follow the food pyramid to be healthy! And thanks :)
>>8251169
what do you mean? I'm wearing lipstick.
>>8251190
>Roswell
Is she an alien?
>>8251185
When I don't use angles and lighting you can see how stupid and terrible I look
I'm scared of FFS because I hate my face but it's my face and I already don't recognize myself in the mirror
>>8251184
>not being willing to part with everyone who you knew before you transitioned, family included
its like you don't even have a tragic backstory
>>8251190
oh fug LDRs
I don't know try to stay calm, she'll probably be ok. Her being willing to go to the hospital by herself means she's smart enough to avoid serious problems.
>>8251201
ayy lmao :DDD
>>8251201
I used to live in Calgary
I'm sorry. Everything will be okay, just breathe, she really wouldn't need you freaking out I'm sure <3
>>8251202
the worst part is if i wasnt so blonde and had my money stolen id still be down there with her and be with her in the hospital right now
this is all my fault
>>8251198
the middle part of my upper lip is always missing skin :/
>>8251197
I had a friend in highschool that went to the hospital for something that didn't seem life threatening
he never came back :(
>>8251206
ok first of all chill with the anti-blonde racism
second, she'll be ok. Don't beat yourself up over things that are out of your control, especially when its not even disastrous.
i need to cum
I NEED TO CUM!!!!
WHERE DO I CUM!?!? WHERE!?!?
>>8251074
Why did you ask then?
>>8251202
Oh, I have a fucked up enough back story. I have a family though. I know I can't trust them to never ever out me, but I'm not going to get rid of them because of that.
>>8251216
idk dude just not here go do it somewhere else
>>8251190
I'm sorry but if you aren't living near someone you aren't really in an adult relationship
>>8251216
What's got you so worked up?
>>8251214
My mother was in hospital for thyroid issues and then suddenly died of undiagnosed breast cancer :(
>>8251209
use vaseline or lip balm every day.
>>8251215
i dont think you understand how blonde i was when i was down there. had all my money in my purse , we were on our way to the bank to deposit it into an american bank account (probably hers), we went out for lunch on the way, i left my purse on the table when i went to the bathroom and then i completely forgot to grab it on the way out. all my monies were never seen again and i had to come home
>>8251224
We were together irl for a while but unfortunatly i fucked up and had to move back home
>>8251214
I'm real sorry to hear that, anon :( What was the problem if I may ask?
i'll never compare to a real woman so every guy will just leave me
>>8251231
stop with the anti-blonde discrimination
but real-talk that's awful holy heck. I couldn't even imagine that happening to me. I'm sorry fren
>>8251089
NIM IM NOT GAY BUT WILL YOU CUDDLE WITH ME
>>8251226
you
>>8251235
Oh is that why you're never on skype?
>>8251241
I didn't do anything though!
>>8251243
no! i'm on skype right meow
i use them both
>>8251228
i do :(
i have this rose salve and papaya stuff that works great at fixing my chapped lips but the middle part is still messed up x(
maybe if i use it for a few months it'll work
>Tfw interview process last forever
>>8251235
yes!
im sorry you've had to keep on my tail about it, ive not been feeling well lately
but i promise i will!
>>8251240
is cuddling gay?
>>8251233
blood clot in the brain
he was misdiagnosed and they tried to treat the wrong thing
where do i even go
>>8251256
welp time to throw up again
>>8251254
idk when I cuddle with bf we're kinda rough/lewd
>>8251259
describe the process in which cuddling gets lewd so i can know the signs
>>8251251
:( what are you interviewing for
>>8251253
its totally fine! I feel you 100%.
<3
>>8251262
maeve you're grounded for posting on /r9k/ okay
>>8251237
Yeh this has happened with every single man I've had feelings for, even the ones that were bi leaning mostly male
Do you obsess over every single one and try to think of what you could have done different too?
>>8251261
penus in mouth
>>8251261
when we start rubbing and grinding up against each other we start getting really intense and handsy and start rolling around making out
>>8251266
wow no lead-up huh
>>8251263
thanks for understanding z <3
>>8251268
thanks for the info anon
>>8251268
That's not sexual yet
is attention seeking part of female puberty
>>8251264
i want a chaser bf i hear good things about them
>>8251273
do you see what teenage girls wear to school
I'm supposed to be getting my blood drawn but I'm so fucking hung over I'm just going to go to my doctors appointment tomorrow for a general consult and checkup and then get my blood work done another day. Not like it's going to show anything special. Besides, I can request an STD/STI test even though I'm not really at risk I still wanna be sure before I start banging randos again.
>>8251263
I finally got discord. How to add you? Also any idea why entire soundcloud uploads are so so quiet you can't even barely hear them? They sound good when I play them on FL, but then after it compiles it's super quiet idk why
>>8251273
Idk I'm approaching this phase very quickly lmfao I can feel the need to be fucked, famous, and adored growing out of control lmao
>>8251265
try daring a guy, breaking up, then he gets married two months later
>>8251277
no sorry :(
>>8251272
idk him sucking on my chest and m stroking him down there is pretty sexual
>>8251272
Can something be called lewd even if its not sexual?
>>8251282
yes
hand holding for example
>>8251279
I'm permanently retiring from the pool of caring for other people.
That sounds like its own special kind of hell.
>>8251272
r u one of those people that thinks the only sex act that exists is benis in bagina or something making out and groping is totally sexual
>>8251279
im so sorry to hear that :(
i've fucked myself again
jfc
>>8251293
its ok he was a bit crazy anyway.
But really sweet and hot ;-;
>>8251278
maybe your volume in FL is loud but the actual sound output is relatively low. its been a while since i used frooty loops but i always make that mistake with pro tools
>>8251292
Some groping surely is
Abd while making out can be sexual, it's not sexual in itself
Like i made out and “aggressively cuddled“ with people, but i didn't see it as something sexual in most cases
when I get srs I want my boyfriend to eat me out
>>8251297
I forgot my own discord lmfao hold on I just installed it. I'll ask reddit nerds for my tech support and copy paste your guess too thanks.
WatshiwaSarah and it adds #2725.
I stayed over a couple's house who I -know- want to bone me but I'm denying them.
Anywho I woke up to his junk in my hand. That's how my weekend went mtfg how was yours
>>8251305
i wonder
do srs vaginas taste like dick or pussy
>>8251305
That's like the first thing i want after srs
I bet it feels really good
>>8251310
>not getting boned by a couple
why tho
>>8251313
My dick smells like pussy already, so i'm pretty sure it kinda tastes like pussy too
>when white people complain about white people but just about all the livable countries are white
good luck getting on welfare in zimbabwe i guess
>>8251315
becus
i may be able to poly but i'm happily monog :3
>>8251320
I didn't know you were a racist.
>>8251318
Free srs
But i have to wait some time :(
>>8251317
It would taste different, no yeast or bacterial cultures etc etc
>>8251313
Tastes a bit like a second butthole
>>8251313
idk dick has a distinct taste, especially uncut guys. My bfs uncut and thinking about his smell and his taste after he works out gets me salivating~
But mine gt doesn't smell like dick nobodies ever tasted it so idk
>>8251325
most livable countries are white majority tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_inequality-adjusted_HDI
FUCKING WEILD
HTE FVOI D IS AMNFIEST
WEREDWQEQWWWWWWWWWW
>>8251336
Why not cut the middleman and just shove yogurt in there
>>8251337
I think some's having a stroke rn
>>8251335
I SOLVEED THE CAPTCHA SOMEHOW
I AN WFEEL NMY BONES DISOLVI NG
>>8251339
Probably infections
But there a vaginal sticks with the bacterial cultures on them
>>8251310
I played video games with my gf all weekend
It was lotsa fun
>>8251341
KWWETAMIMW
>>8251336
>tfw want to be racist but always fall for mixed and asian girls
>always end up being super nice to minorities irl
>can only larp as a nazi on the internet
WHY
>>8251336
I'm not racist, I literally see everyone based on merit, and I know the intersectionality and societal stories we make up that might have hindered them in life
Like it baffles me how terrible some people are, they feel like a seperate species
>>8251325
shakira are you dumb
>africa
third world shithole
>south america
third world shithole
asia
>mostly third world shithole
i'm just tired of hearing white people complain about white people when...... everybody else is clearly worse lmfao
I did a draw.
>>8251346
Pffrtft whos scared of yeast infections you want your second butthole to taste like a pussy right
oh yeah i forgot to mention russia is pretty crap too
>>8251347
Yay!
Good girl Cindy! *patpatpat*
>>8251336
>Everyone's a bit racist
lolno, /pol/fags live in another reality.
>>8251352
I'm actually friendly to everyone and i think mixed race people are the best looking people on average
But sometimes i talk pretty nazi without even meaning it in a bad way
Idk how to describe that
>>8251357
you are good at draw
>>8251336
>Everyone's a bit racist
The uncomfortable truth
>>8251367
>But sometimes i talk pretty nazi without even meaning it in a bad way
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children
>>8250959
Ash is pretty even for cis tier standards since she is intersex and started at 11. Elanna is pretty for tranny standards so it's not fair to compare them.
>>8251304
well I disagree about those not being sexual but maybe we have different perceptions since im virgin
>>8251366
I'm the opposite of a polfag
But i'm sure i'm a bit racist in stuff i say
Or do
>pointing out that the vast majority of livable first world countries are white is racist
is there, like, a white-positive feminism i can sign up with to escape this autism
>>8251377
I'm a virgin too
>>8251357
very cool
>>8251326
Same. I hope it's good.
>>8251331
>>8251335
>>8251355
Yes but laughing at our failed countries is still racist (and mean). FYI many Caribbean countries have a higher GDP per capita than most of Eastern Europe so it's socioeconomics and not just white power.
>>8251336
That's true actually.
>>8250959
>tfw will never look cis
>>8251375
>intersex and started at 11
reeee
>>8251375
>Elanna is pretty
End this meme
I went with Sertii to get my ears pierced today and now I look like an even bigger fag but its nice.
>>8251384
okay sorry I should have specified im a virgin and I have never kissed/hugged/been in any type of romantic or sexual situation
>>8251377
kissing without tongue is not sexual, with tongue is sexual. Groping parts of the body is sexual, cuddling can be but if you arent groping them then its usually just romantic.
>t. someone whos had way too much sex
>>8251390
I went Westfield today, ever been there?
>>8251350
Get off drugs Robin
>>8251388
i'm not laughing at non-white countries
it's just that it annoys me to see 'gas the white people' memes
especially when it's just sheltered white commies saying it
>>8251396
Nope, anything interesting?
>>8251388
its also that white people are more likely to create high-trust cohesive communities as a result of the guilt-tribe mechanism commonly found in the genetics of northwestern europe, and to a lesser extent in other parts of europe, eurasia, and northeast asia.
but y'know I'm not a racist or anything >.>
>>8251389
You know objectively you are, you can get attention on dating sites if you want
There's just different tiers of attractiveness
Tfw too ugly to be allowed outside
Tfw outside now getting my car worked on and they asked me to sit in a storage closet so nobody needs to see me
>>8251392
I kissed probably 40 different People
Hug all the time
I'm actually flirty without knowing, so i end up in lots of those situations
Soon there'll be a local festival and i really really want to make out and cuddle with lots of people
Where do you live anon ?
>>8251355
are you physically incapable of producing a single opinion which isn't completely fucking retarded or displays thorough and complete ignorance of how the world works outside your insane fucking mind?
>>8251320
jesus christ dude have you turned fucking retarded?
>>8251410
i usually disagree with pandora and while she is generalizing most of africa and south america still live in poverty. not to mention their treatment of lgbt people is WAY worse than here. Like if you tried to be trans in muslim or african countries... well lets just say it wouldnt last very long
>>8251404
>objectively
As if. I am not pretty, I am a bug eyed weirdly proportioned girl
>>8251410
>>8251414
Filter it
>tfw no cute boy to cuddle
>tfw manbeast tier body shape
is there shoulder reduction surgery
>>8251416
Yeah but on the other hand you self-describe as alt-right and as such possess absolutely zero understanding of why, precisely, these countries are poor places to live and probably just prefer to point to "genetics" as a catch-all term.
>>8251406
sure they did
>>8251421
yes someone posted a link here a few days ago to a japanese dr who does it
>>8251418
fuck i guess it's just baiting is it
>>8251427
>ust prefer to point to "genetics" as a catch-all term.
Um no. Did i ever once say i was alt right? Nope. i said i like to larp as a nazi but thats about it.
I have never said anything about their genetics and even if it was true i dont want to get into it. Do you even read my posts before jumping to conclusions?
>>8251408
canada. i don't think I really want to do that kind of stuff with random people, its not really my personality and I'm really nervous about that stuff
>>8251442
It just wants attention
>>8251443
stop being stupid
>>8251418
>big blue eyes
I don't see how this could be a negative desu
did you get bingo
>>8251448
I don't do it with random people
Actually all the people i made out with were people i knew for at least a few weeks
But if i really like someone, spending 5-8 hours together are enough to know each other a bit
Also i live in germany, so too far away anyway
>>8251467
yep
ez game
>>8251453
What
>>8251467
maybe like 16/20 but im not a teenager anymore :/
>>8251467
Yes, corner topright to bottomleft
>>8251402
What meme book is this from? Off the top of my head I think it was due to having two equally powerful competing civilizations in close proximity (the Caliphate and Christendom) This was a direct cause of the age of discovery because the Ottomans blocked off trade routes to the east when they finally crushed the Byzantine Empire. Also they could exchange technologies, a lot of Renaissance science was based off Arab textbooks. Africa and the Americas were isolated by the Sahara and Atlantic and not really in competition with anyone. My proof for this theory is that the parts of Africa that Islam did reach became on par with Europe at least until the 1500s and that China was ahead of Europe technologically yet never bothered to sail to the Americas; they had no reason to.
>>8251401
So beautiful with so many boutique stores, a girl's best dream except I'm not a girl and I only had £45 on me. I only went there to buy a magazine, my local WHSmith is shit.
>>8251467
wtf does "want to fuck her vs want to be her" mean
also does it count if i used to watch sissy shit with the sound off while i was repressing
it was always cringe as fuck but the rapid cycling through scenes was p nice
>>8251467
EASY middle horizontal. Granted, the gender neutral shoes were never really my choice, I always just wore kinda neutral stuff cause I hate shoelaces and those never had them.
estrofem snug as a bug under my tongue?
>>8251467
Far from it. Too much stuff that wasn't even possible when I was a teen.
>>8251467
the closest i got was 3 across :(
>>8251491
Being unsure if you really trans or just getting turned on by the thought of being a girl. or unsure if you liking yourself as a woman because you are trans or because girls are hot.
>>8251491
literally a fucking sissy
>>8251502
You're not trutrans, I have to take your skittles away Nim!
>>8251467
2nd column
GF seems to be ok, shes home now. Im sorry i was freaking out earlier.
>>8251508
FINALLY I CAN BE A STRONG MAN
its mostly cuz i didnt crossdress or like anime
>>8251508
Leave nims skittles alone bully!
>>8251505
idk i used to write femboy smut and whatnot
other than that sort of self-insertion i don't think i've ever fantasized about myself as a woman though
do you like my dog
>>8251467
19 yr old here
barely missed getting bingo anywhere
>>8251467
>>8251518
>time for you to detrans
:D
>and kiss guys
D:
tfw was crossdressing as soon as you understood the distinction between boy and girl clothes
tfw wearing dresses like at 7
>>8251519
>owns a car
Thought you were poor?
>>8251517
I don't think you get that square, then =). For me, I had sexual fantasies of being a woman ever since I hit puberty, one of my longest standing fetishes. It's what eventually led me to realizing I was trans but at the same time it really fucked with my head worrying that all this was just fufilling a weird fetish and I would regret it later. So far so good.
>>8251524
sorry friend i don't make the rules. now get out there and makeout with some big sweaty men
>>8251530
*slowly tries to cocoon and attempts to encapsulate you in it with me*
>>8251505
Let me tell you something about women... They're fucking gorgeous. I can't claim to want my cum inside them like most guys, but I wanna touch them and fuck them and kiss them and all that. No confusion whatsoever.
>>8251532
Same. I always wanted to be a lesbian which never made sense, especially writing first person female pov lesbian erotica.
>>8251531
she's a pizza delivery driver you fucking fag she needs a car for work
>>8251540
>makeout with some big sweaty men
disgusting dont push your fantasies on nim
>>8251544
I thought they used mopeds? What kinda pizza comes in a car?
>>8251541
Oh god what
>>8251540
You forgot old
Big sweaty old guy
>>8251556
why old
>>8251554
in north america its mostly car deilvery outside if new york
>>8251532
i mean now i guess i like associating with the female role in smut but idk
like i surface-level will associate, but for the most part i like smut for being smut, and when i do fantasize about something, i usually focus on the other person?
>>8251554
the kind that isn't delivered in a major city.
>>8251554
like every single pizza in north america. maybe in ny they use bikes if any of those places deliver
>>8251555
transform with me natalie
>>8251556
no not old guys handsome young men. old guys are gross
>>8251467
>>8251495
Fillling out the whole chart cause why not
>>8251543
Sometimes for me it was women, but a lot of the time when I fantasized it was me being the woman and being with men. Girls are fucking gorgeous tho omg.
>>8251562
I can dig that. I'm sorta the same way, sometimes I put myself in the porn or whatever but most of the time I just focus on the other person being hot or doing hot things.
>>8251572
tell her i said thanks too
>>8251519
beautiful doggo and beautiful beepbeep girl
Why do pizza delivery drivers even still exist? Just use a drone or self-driving car
>>8251558
To make it gross :P
>>8251580
do you not like delivery drivers?
nyc uses bikes to deliver pizza
t. former delivery grill.
>>8251580
>both are now legal to operate for food delivery
when did this happen?
>>8251570
i keep fluctuating between wanting to screw girls and wanting to be screwed by guys
like my sexuality and interests change every month or two it's ridic
>>8251580
cheaper than a drone or self-driving car
also theyre cute
>>8251580
ur stupid
>>8251467
I missed like 5 squares total
I didn't bingo I fucking yahtzeed
>tfw every couple of months binge on attention from /soc/ for like a week then get bored and feel kinda gross about it
>>8251592
Saaaaame. It's annoying, I keep getting worried I'll end up with a bf/gf and end up wanting the other later.
>>8251575
that's what's exciting about it
>>8251602
Iktf
>>8251603
wtf are you me
>got boyfriend pre-hrt
>dated him for like two months then completely got turned off to guys and felt super uncomfortable at the thought of being with one
>was full lesb for a few months
>started liking guys again a few weeks ago
why do you do this
>>8251585
but i dont want it to be gross mari wtf
>>8251603
In the end you'll probably end up with neither.
>>8251613
Ok, then you get a young good looking guy
>progress
>>8251615
but why a boy mari
>>8251595
This is such an oddly specific image.
>>8251618
that might've been viable while i was on bica but i switched to cypro recently :p
>>8251622
What else would you want ?
Me ?
R.I.P Beepbeep
>>8251628
i-i didn't say that
>>8251626
That sounds like a challenge to me...
>>8251629
What about people hunting drones for pizza
>>8251622
those are just the rules now go say hi to chad hes been waiting for you for 20 minutes
>>8251630
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING
uguu
Hi Anon,
How are you doing?
I am doing good. It is going to be another long night though. I still need to get grass and water for <sister>'s critters, clean goat pen, wash dishes, wash floor and quickly bring kitchen to semi order. Could not do that today because I was selling ducklings... a friend might come over tomorrow so I should get up between 6and 7...
Woman is a glory of her husband, she is a keeper of the house and she is her husband helper. She is to obey him fully even if she has a different opinion on staff or wants to do something different. She can voice her opinion or give an advice if it is permitted. She needs to look after her husband and children, make tasty meals, she needs to budget well and not to waste money. If she is working, she still needs to do the same after she comes home from work. If she is not working, which is ideal for child upbringing, she is fully dependant on her husband's bread winning abilities...if he is the one who is budgeting, she should stay in the budget for grocery shopping, deciding where to buy what.
Husbands need to fix stuff around the house,they look after the land, farm , they are responsible for well being of the family. They need to do tasks which are not suitable for woman- aka lifting heavy stuff... they need to make sure their family has enough. They need to spend time with the family,organize events...
I beter go, love you
Mama
>tfw the drones become self-aware and begin hoarding the pizza for themselves
>>8251636
But you thought it :D
>tfw been happy all day
Rare for me desu
>>8251638
I argued for hours on reddit about this, there will be air to surface missiles fitted to the drone obviously.
>>8251629
rip u when u get your welfare taken away
>>8251637
i'm sure we could make it work uwu
i ain't out of the game just yet
>>8251644
m-mari stop
>>8251648
Did you go shopping for girl clothes uwu?
are amy and angie the same person?
>>8251654
im not insecure im just not attracted to men!
I really hope this person didn't butcher my hair
>>8251660
nimagay.png
>>8251653
I know realistically this probably won't and shouldn't go anywhere, but where about do you live?
>>8251652
I came off disability last year when I tried uni. Getting back on it is hard as Robin cries about every day.
>>8251641
>I'm supenoning 4chan to stop stories about me raping people
>>8251660
Of course you're attracted to men, you're just too insecure to act on it.
>>8251673
what makes you say that?
>>8251667
rip u when your mum loses her job and can't pay for ur tendies
>Woman is a glory of her husband, she is a keeper of the house and she is her husband helper. She is to obey him fully even if she has a different opinion on staff or wants to do something different. She can voice her opinion or give an advice if it is permitted. She needs to look after her husband and children, make tasty meals, she needs to budget well and not to waste money. If she is working, she still needs to do the same after she comes home from work. If she is not working, which is ideal for child upbringing, she is fully dependant on her husband's bread winning abilities...if he is the one who is budgeting, she should stay in the budget for grocery shopping, deciding where to buy what.
seriously what the fuck do you do when your mom sends you something like this as part of her daily e-mails lmao
>>8251657
Nah just hrt hit a sweet spot today and I woke up this morning from the most lucid gender eurphoric dream I've had so far
>>8251658
Why you think that? We live in seperate countries
>>8251683
because of image.jpg I guess!
>>8251665
hawaii :^(
wbu senpai
angie passed away last night
>>8251681
follow her advice
>>8251678
She's a care worker, the number of old people are rising, she will always have a job, I will always have my tendies.
>>8251681
Remind her that the 50s are over.
>>8251693
lies
nim passed away 60 years from now
>>8251681
Sounds like a hot sissy fetish fantasy, count me in.
>>8251683
Awww, you should get yourself some nice clothes, they make the rough days easier, because you can wear the clothes are comfortable for you to say "I look feminine in this"
>>8251683
>tfw no gender euphoria
>>>/pol/124690910
I wonder how many polacks we have transitioned in mtfg
>>8251677
Oh just those endless "woe is me, I look like the man-bear-pig" posts.
>>8251691
Wow, and here I thought in Montana I was doomed to never be close enough to anyone to meet, you're next level fucked XD
Hawaii seems nice as hell tho, beautiful wamth all year long.
>>8251696
shes going to get replaced by a bunch of conveyor belts and a robot that flips the old people out of bed with a big spatula.
>>8251712
i want to move to the mainland asap desu
i really don't like this island
but yeah nobody lives here
i did meet a cute transgirl irl which is nice, but she's apparently living house-to-house and i haven't seen her in ages
>>8251716
Awww cute!
Don't you feel better now?
>>8251722
That Hawaii police show makes it look really great.
>>8251701
rest in peacefully emily nim. she will be remembered by her daughter emily II (formerly emilio) and her loving husband chad.
Will Bica block DHT by itself?
>>8251648
>tfw dead inside and stoic all day again
>>8251726
i mean i was browsing here before i started browsing /pol/. in fact i think it was either muffs or someone else on here that orignally got me browsing there a few years ago.
But yes, transitioning made me feel 100x happier
You know what's not going to get replaced by robots?
White people discussing things using jargon and paying each other hundreds of thousands of dollars
>>8251722
Move to Montana, then =P
A shame about the other girl, I've met 2 near me, one was pretty normal and we got along but she moved, the other was nice but a lil crazy.
>>8251744
i guess ur safe then congrats
Tfw machines will never be able to replace human judgment and interpretation for medicine
tfw you've been replaced by a machine
>>8251713
Sometimes i think about becoming a modest christian girl after i move and go stealth
Just for the fun of being a stealth modest christian transgirl
>tfw boy I liked used to play this tune regularly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI
feel sicc :(
>>8251749
What if we someday replicate the human conscious into robits though
>>8251757
Dropped trip
>>8251757
>christian
>trans
What is this cognitive dissonance you speak of
>>8251709
Ok wtf
>>>/pol/124692396
Do you trannies monitor /pol/ for your own repressed kind or what?
These confessions aren't meant for the enemies eyes
Tfw you already are a machine
>>8251768
tfw you're an atheist but you still catholic guilt
why does my face get so oily i wash my face twice a day :(
>>8251758
>mfw the comments
>>8251768
That would be the fun behind it
Just imagine the most typical radical christian girl
She's trans
That would be pretty fun 2bh
>>8251771
>Do you trannies monitor /pol/ for your own repressed kind or what?
i monitor /pol/ to know what they are thinking and what they are talking about and to have debates about politics.
>>8251785
"fun"
i mean yeah going to church at xmas is fun when you get to sing all the awesome songs but other than that ....
Nicole passed away from eating Sertii's greek salad.
>>8251781
Like legitimately for real, if you're up for it I'd be down to have you visit me sometime, if we get along well we could rent an apartment or something together. Of course we'd need to talk a bit more first.
>>8251771
We are everywhere.
>>8251792
does nicole like tossing sertii's salad often?
>>8251798
She still is suppoosedly.
>>8251701
I knew it, rumors were right.
>>8251807
wtf
>>8251803
i'm trying to get back into writing porn bc i had a pretty good income on that
until i can fix my motivation autism i'm on neetbucks
but yeah it'd be fun to visit all the girls i know on the mainland
>>8251812
theres an episode of ellen page's show gaycation where she goes to jamaica and talks to lgbt people its fucking terrible there
>>8251810
>Some people feel really good going to church, praying and stuff
>How do they do that ?
A lot of times its people goign through hardships in their life. They go to church because they feel like they belong and that god is looking out for them. It gives them a lot of comfort.
I mean its all fake, but in their minds its real.
>>8251814
you walked right into that one sorry
i want to kill god for inventing male sexual dimorphism but without it we wouldnt have hot guys so im conflicted
>>8251816
Ooh, my kinda job <3, I can help give you a push to do something. Do you have discord?
>>8251819
Nim has her own show?
>>8251825
nims twin sister
>>8251812
I didn't actually know but that makes sense given how many different nationalities cluster in this city.
I want to start my own cooking show on youtube when I move out
>>8251820
So because i can't believe it i couldn't learn that
Hm, ok
I had a very christian upbringing, but i was always bored in church an stuff so bla
I'm just the normal liberal urban girl, i couldn't even pretend to be something else
Nim is gay
>>8251804
Well stop it. I prefer discouragement rather than encouragement whenever I confess to wanting a vagina on /pol/
>>8251837
>I had a very christian upbringing, but i was always bored in church an stuff so bla
same. i went to catholic schools till highschool and it was always so boring and it felt so abstract and non important.
>>8251831
you need to have a cute gimmick like cooking with dog
>>8251844
The theology classes in catholic school were the best, I did all my homework for other classes in them lol
>>8251843
You should get SRS. Vaginas are great.
>>8251819
I was like 7 and I walked into the dining room to hear my uncles loudly laughing about how a gay got dragged to the market square and chopped to death.
>>8251829
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmers_Green
232 bus goes straight there from where you live if you want to take Sertii there. Have fun.
>>8251840
how gay
>>8251848
I want srs in theory
but in reality Im pretty scurred
>>8251824
it's not that i don't have ideas or anything, just that when it comes down to it i always end up doing whatever possible to avoid writing
i'm Pandora#9929 tho
>>8251845
;_;7
I miss dog
>>8251843
There are lots of people like you here
Look at amy (spartan), she tried to repress so hard for years on here
But in the end ...
Now she's one of us
>>8251855
i used to be a huge shill for srs and wanted it more than anything. then hormones turned me into a dyke and id miss being able to use my dick on cute girls.
>>8251859
rest in peacefully francis
>>8251853
Gayer than me
>>8251855
Had mine just a year ago, and well, I suppose it's scary until you get it. Went really well. My tonsillectomy was much more painful.
nicole made like this chilean fast food thing that was hot dogs with mashes avocado, tomato blocks and mayo it was really nice
>>8251864
let's not get carried away
>>8251873
>chilean cuisine is hot dogs
>intelligence & success runs in my family
>could be getting like 15-20$ an hour writing porn and probably way more in the future
>no motivation at all to do anything
>just end up talking to people all day online
>can't even maintain online friendships because every few weeks or month i have a huge breakdown and either isolate myself from people or make them hate me
>have authority issues which rules out any larger community
>don't have access to people IRL except my flamboyantly gay roommate
>hon shoulders & bad jawline
>>8251864
That's pretty impressive.
>>8251878
I've always thought of you as an underachiever but guess I was wrong.
>>8251886
i mean its chilean fast food, not exactly cuisine.
>>8251860
It's true
>>8251882
That you wanted a vagina. No amount of discouragement will make that go away. You're just trying to postpone the inevitable.
>>8251873
>mayo
>2017
second butthole uwu
>>8251882
A girl named Amy. For a long time she kept trying to repress by acting super macho and roleplaying "Spartan", but in the end she realized who she truly was and became a good girl =)
>>8251882
Amy (Spartan) was one of the worst repressors in lgbt
She lifted all day, tried to be as manly as possible, was here talking all day about how manly she is and how she'll never transition
After 2-3 years we finally had her so she started hrt just to prove she can stop it because she's really a man
She couldn't stop again
End of story
>>8251899
I mean I sucked a girl's penis that's only half gay
>>8251886
are you mad because no one knew what those banana-things you posted yesterday were?
also post meals again, I thought it was fun
>>8251909
She did start and stop HRT a few times before she stuck with it I think.
>>8251909
Kayla is and forever will be queen of repressors
>>8251924
Eventually. Spending on whatever you feel you need to go full-time should be more of a priority, though.
>>8251928
I'd nominate Faye desu
>>8251925
You're 100 percent faggot
I know this as an expert on faggotry
more importantly, who is the queen of the gayfers?
>>8251943
you and elanna is the king
>>8251942
can't be gay if you've never done anything
Okay who is the most pathetic and depressed here
>>8251945
It's addicting because you know deep down you want to be one of us. It'l be ok, take the plunge and you'll be in good company <3
>>8251955
no one stop trying to wallow in self pity
>>8251945
Come on in and have a seat we can talk about girl stuff and how being a girl is so much better than being a guy when you're a tranny
>>8251939
I literalllly win, four years hrt, legally female
Cut all my hair off for male privilege
>>8251959
Okay ;-;
>>8251955
>Hon
>Fat
>No friends
>Never been in a relationship
>No talents
>Old
I win.
>>8251945
It's pretty nice when you're accepted for who you really are
You should start by becoming a trip
Also we're not really leftists here how you called us on /pol/
>>8251873
tell her to make you chilean empanadas.
those are soooooooooooooooo good.
>>8251909
It only took 8 months once I discovered mtfg, before that it was the isolation in my own mind that shielded me by rationalising it as impossible.
Once I started browsing mtfg the envy and jealousy and happiness at the thought of transitioning just grew until it won.
I'm happy it turned out this way
>>8251945
This is how it starts...I remember my first day too.
Seems so far fetched at first. Then all the pieces for together and the repressed memories come forward
then your at the point of total despair and order hrt.
I didn't listen earlier either. You just gotta work through it yourself and admit it.
>>8251973
she said she wanted to but can't really bake dough :(
>>8251955
meeeeeeeee
>>8251967
>Fat
easily fixable
>No friends
fixable
>Never been in a relationship
fixable
>>8251955
>friends
>six figures
>cute
>loving
>dating
>paid masters program
>work out
>free vacations
>living as a man
I win
>tfw the first thought that you had upon discovering a tranny board was "damn I wish I was trans so that I had an excuse to transition"
>>8251977
oh shit right! tell her she can fry them in oil loke brazilians do. :)
>>8251967
All you did was describe me
>>8251992
lmao that old chestnut
>>8251955
clearly me
I have to get fucked up on ket even to feel okay about how fucking hopeless and grim my life is lol
>>8251983
>tfw no Jaye bf
>>8251992
I actually already took hrt when i found /lgbt/
I was jelly of the /b/ traps when i was ~12 thoigh because some were so feminine even though they were born as boys
>>8251992
>"why am i here..oh maybe it's because i want to learn how to talk in girl voice to play epic pranks online"
>"but definitely not cuz im trans that's gay lol"
>>8251997
Did you have fun in the park?
>>8252003
post neck with head tilted up
>>8252011
why
>tfw on ket you end up imagining your body getting pecked apart by crows while crying and laughing at the same time... for three hours
>discharged from the mental health services for being not mentally ill enough
>>8252015
I dont believe your claims about your adams apple
>>8252006
hell yeah
it was wonky af
>>8252021
you'll make fun of me if i post it
>>8252008
I would turn to jelly if a big strong guy held me in his arms...
Tell NO ONE I SAID THAT
>>8252025
no I wont
>>8252023
glad to hear c:
>>8252028
why dont you believe i have one
>>8252025
il post mine if you post yours
>>8251994
Never! Not until you start your transition and be happy!
>>8252027
>>8252032
you dont have one
>>8252027
How about having a big strong guy gently but firmly pressing you against the wall and kissing you
>>8252037
do too!
>>8252031
you claim to have a really strong jaw etc when you have a weak jaw and look like Ellen Page
>>8252043
Yes please >w<
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWd3o-xujeE
<3
>>8252044
:(
>>8252045
this is a strong jaw though
>>8252054
yours doesnt look any more noticable than mine
>>8252044
>>8252054
lmao no. i have a much stronger jaw than that
>>8252052
so i told my bf about this morning and he's like "I'm not letting you walk to work anymore"
can't say i blame him it's just too dangerous to do
>>8252063
Yes please don't walk to work anymore
>tfw you finally find your perfect moisturizer
>>8252054
I have a similar jaw and I've been complimented on it a couple of times now. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>8252064
>My chest feels funny
when you are on hrt, your heart not only goes dokidoki around cute boys but under your belly button goes all flutterflutterflutter
>>8252063
you should atleast ride a bike or something for speed, what happened this morning?
>>8252064
>But I'm not pretty
Everyone here says that, but in the end most look pretty cute in a way
Hrt is magic
I ate pho with a ton of red meat so please excuse me if I act oddly slutty today and tomorrow
>>8252054
looks weak to me, and I dont see any adams apple
>>8252078
so are you saying you slurped up some hot beef?
>>8252081
Shut up pleb, you're cute enough
>>8252064
You don't have to be pretty to be happy. And HRT has a funny way of taking ugly guys and turning them into cute girls, the right hormones and being able to take pride in your body does wonders!
>>8252082
Yes
>>8252078
what does red meat do
>>8252084
>not particularly ugly
>>8251693
Rip in pieces me
>>8252079
you can't see the adam's apple in that picture
>>8252066
okay bb i won't i promise
>>8252073
my bf won't even let me do that he is too worried
>>8252075
some guy tried to mug me but i ran to safety where there was witnesses and better lighting and my cousin nearly got killed in an assumed armed robbery last night. i saw him in his barber shop this morning after he'd come from the hospital and he was covered in blood and bandages from gun shot wounds
so today kinda sucked im scared to go outside by myself after dark any more
>>8252089
Red meat increases testosterone
>>8252088
>>8252098
>tfw used to eat steak and ground beef all the time growing up
>>8252098
but why would that make you act weird
>>8252098
*begins to curl around natalie like a snake, slowly tightening grip*
>>8252098
>tfw you carelessly eat red meat because blood tests all come back with nuked T levels anyway
>>8252086
>>8252064
I love these reruns
>>8252105
this seems like really shitty LARP
reeeeeee why am I not dead yet
I'm so pissed off
I don't have enough money (or access) to do ket frequently and without ket I can't appreciate anything about living at all, I just want to not exist again already
such bullshit, I hate it
I just want to be on a a ket IV trip for like the rest of my life
I wish euthanasia was legal here
>>8252099
I'm glad I'm out the eternal darkness, my worlds a lot brighter now.
I can't wait for a year on hrt, with cardio and hard work all adding up!
>>8252105
it will be okay
>>8252115
:3
>tfw eat red meat all the time
does it matter if i'm on cypro
>>8252105
Remember that if you do decide you don't like it you can always stop a few months in before anything is permanent. Transitioning isn't for everyone.
sometimes I feel that transition is of the utmost idiocy.
why the fuck am I doing this to my body?
i just wish I had some fucking certainty.
it's just shit
>>8252124
and before they know it theyre mommies
How often is it ok to eat red meat? i kinda wanted to have a burger today, its been a while
>>8252084
angles is why it seems that way.
>>8252105
You're from england, right ?
You can ordner hormones and Blockers on qhi.co.uk
>>8252139
only slight
>>8252139
>traitor flag.
almost as bad as burning the US flag.
>>8252139
>that smol neck
No wonder your adam's apple is showing there's no freaking muscle on your neck
>>8252144
SWEET FUCKING JESUS
I'm go read hrt gen and look at what I need.
>>8252140
in theory with bica it wouldn't matter at all because bica will stop your body from being able to use T, period
idk about cypro though
>>8252140
I would imagine whatever AA you're on would vastly overpower whatever red meat would do
>>8252140
It's not nearly significant enough to increase your testosterone past cis female range even if you ran into a field on all fours and tackled a cow and ate the whole thing alive while it was still mooing at you
And it only lasts a few hours
>>8252155
i win
>>8252161
so i can have a burger tonight?
>>8252164
a nim burger!
>>8252166
lewd
>>8252161
Fuck, i just imagined that
>>8252139
Just wear confederate flag shirts all the time to draw attention away
>>8252166
you cant tell me thats not lewd nim. you literally just told me to put you in my mouth
>>8252161
but cows have no testosterone, do they?
>>8252173
in burger form!
>>8252175
It's a freemartin cow
>>8252155
there's like 4 of those that don't apply to me
is having no muscle on your neck a bad thing
>>8252164
You can have all the burgers
I can eat like 2 and I don't feel any difference
>>8252182
tiny necks are gud
>>8252142
Well I've seen you in person
>>8252172
lmao good one
>>8252155
Bazingo
>>8252193
>with that nim tang
and what does nim tang taste like?
>>8252179
>marina knowing about cows and stuff
I'm so proud of u, you bavarian girl! :3
>ywn taste nim's lasagna
why live
I gotta figure out good ways to break my bones so I can't lose height and width
>>8252194
you wanna find out?
I love everyone ~
>>8252201
this is best attitude. i <3 u too
>>8252200
how would i do that?
>>8252201
Good attitude! :D
>>8252204
by trying a nim burger!
>>8252203
Aww thanks cutie.
>tfw no one to cuddle with right now
i hate our conflicting work schedules usually of im worried or not feeling well that helps ><
I want to go on HRT but I'm not cross-dressing at all yet. I have zero idea what to say though. I've been to the doctors before about mental health and they've turned me away and it turned into a serious problem so I know the NHS is shit (at least as far as I know). Any idea what to say at all?
>>8252206
so you're going to put your skin between two buns? im really confused nim
>>8252214
if you're into that i guess
wtb vagina
>>8252210
ill cuddle with you!
>>8252210
When I'm feeling down, his always cheers me up https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=huvD9Na4-2o
>>8252196
Should i get a dirndl ?
>>8252212
explain to them why you'd like to be on hrt I suppose
>>8252105
Damn that was fast
Also, no, boys do not get excited at the possibility of being a girl
>>8251983
afraid of being female
>>8252217
well its about what you want, you're the one who offered yourself in the first place silly.
i mean you would probably taste good but this conversation is pretty lewd for you
>>8252239
forgot trip
>>8252212
1st, self med
2nd, self med
and thirdly self med.
If you want help through the mental health route you can lie about cross dressing. Technically you can be directly reffered and self refer yourself to a GIC. A mental health assesment isnt required outside of a GIC.
If youre lucky a doctor or endo may prescribe you hrt but dont count on it. Theres a map with trans friendly doctors somewhere if you google it.
Lastly you can go private if you have the money.
Also I have alot of experience with the nhs so if you wana talk on skype or discord thats fine.
>>8252239
>>8252243
YOU'RE LEWD SHUT UP
Does anyone here having any experience with purging to lose weight?
>>8252236
I'm a boy but I want to be a girl
>>8252246
>offer yourself to me to eat
>not lewd
You're the most closeted lewd person ITT
>>8252212
Ask for a referral to a gender identity clinic, a doctor is pretty unlikely to prescribe you hrt themselves. And be prepared to wait a hell of a long time unfortunately.
i think i could at least pass as like a manly-looking chick in like a year or so if i didn't have this gross thing on my neck
i guess all i have to go on is hrt putting some fat on my neck and voice training making my adam's apple less noticeable
>>8252255
no im not stop aahhhhhh
>>8252251
no good. ruins your teeth. smells terrible. quit being lazy. cardio.
>>8252276
do you want me to tell you how i would eat a nim burger or are you just going to admit you have impure thoughts.
its ok to be lewd
>>8252278
I'll take my chances
I'm very fat at 160lbs
okay we finally did it
31 days
>>8252251
it only gives you hemmorhoids and bulimia destroys your tooth enamel and gives you bad breath.
>>8252285
im happy for you natalie :)
>>8252273
>manly-looking
You could pass as Ellen Page with good make-up.
>>8251100
> they're too small for my face :/
No they aren't, they're perfect dick sucking lips. Your boifriend is gonna be very happy.
>>8252251
uhm i don't have any experience but i don't really need much to know it's not the best idea
if you're 160lbs that's not very much to lose a healthier way
>>8252282
fine i have some <<;
don't tell anyone okay
>>8252296
its ok nim. you're talking to a person who used to sleep with a different dude every week
>>8252293
ellen page is like 5' 1"
i love nim and all but no one here could pass as ellen page
>>8252295
It is when I want to be 120lbs
>>8252305
pls
i believe in you
>>8252245
I think I'll try the doctors first. I'm honestly really stupid when it comes to pills and stuff. Student so money is a problem. I'm pretty damn shy about all this stuff. Could I message you some other time?
>>8252261
Yayyyy. Waiting. Feel stupid enough for letting myself hit almost 20. Thanks for the help though.
>>8252251
Did it in high-school, it's awful for your health, doesn't really help you lose all that much, and you'll feel like a trashfire every day.
Just count calories like a kid's show vampire and go for a run everyday.
>>8252225
>D e l e t e
So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>8252293
>everything we know about nim is an angled photo passed through the girl filter of an app that can make Steve buscheme look like Ellen Paige
>>8252316
ive been saying this since i posted that picture
How much of an age difference is okay?
lol what the fuck is this
i.redd.
it/nt7bsxz3dbwy.jpg
>>8252254
Then you're a filthy tranny
>>8252326
thats what my chin looks like
gives me /hope/ tbqh
>>8252316
Lol what
>>8252325
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_disparity_in_sexual_relationships#The_.22half-your-age-plus-seven.22_rule
>>8252329
:(
I don't want to be a tranny how do I cure this
>>8252325
General rule is half your age + seven unless it's illegal.
>>8252333
how does that give you hope? She looked more fem before
>>8252332
it won't corrupt me!!!
>>8252325
I always think if it as if it doesn't look creepy and you guys are comfy it's cool. I think it's a subjective thing.
>>8252305
tfw still waiting for final interview 4 job
>tfw you look like someone who was stopped in the middle of becoming a man and now look like a fuccboi
>>8252236
>boys do not get excited at the possibility of being a girl
how true is this though, how many are denying it because of transphobia
back when faceapp was popular, every guy i saw was really into the idea of being the girl version of themselves
>>8252346
Yeah I've got 4 this week and no time line for the big ones
my doggy has me so exhausted >.<
im supposed to go out tonight but i kinda dont want to..already sort of ditched them once..cant do it again without looking like a butthole
>>8252347
I look like a male body that is being pumped with estrogen
which is exactly what I am so
>>8252308
Don't
I'm going to purge.
At 5'9 I should be no more that 110-120
>>8252357
thats not really sustainable though
you can't just do that every day several times a day for years
>>8252354
>my doggy has me so exhausted >.<
lewd
this is my fridge
what do i eat
>>8252305
tfw still waiting for final interview 4 job>>8252340
but you're my special girl
>>8252357
Are you hecking stupid wtf I'm 5'9" and 160lb and it's not bad
Just lose like 20lb you can do that ib 3 months of just cutting calories to like 1500 a day
110 is underweight
>>8252353
I'm just going to take anything that comes along and then worry about a better job while I have this job.
>>8252367
that blue bottle + ham or whatever that is
>>8252377
but the blue bottle is my old hotdog serum that makes my skin glow
>>8252367
whats in the pots?
whats in the green packets on the top top shelf?
whats int he crock pot and the bowl on the top shelf?
whats on the plate on the bottom shelf?
>>8252367
This
>>8252370
Bro 160 at my height is overweight and close to being obese
>>8252309
Sure my discord is Proxie#9263
and skype is proxieboxe.
But yeah if youre a student private is hard to pull off, but yeah I can help with the pill dosage and things too.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KCVKcDqGpU
>>8252367
cheese with butter!
>>8252367
wtf this isn't butter is it?
>>8252367
Post fridges
>>8252367
Why are there pots in your fridge?
Are they full?
If they are full what with?
Is it necessary for what they are full with to stay in the pot?
Why not put it in another container so you still have the pots for cooking?
Why is the ham uncovered?
What is Feuric acid and why do you have a blue bottle of it?
Is that pancake mix in the lower right?
Why is your pancake mix in the fridge?
Nim, why does your fridge confuse me so much?
pls help!
>>8252389
But you don't sound like one
>>8252395
don't store milk in the door!
okay i ate lasagna at 10:30am today and ive been eating this out of the jar until now(6:00pm) to stave my hunger off
>>8251980
>easily fixable
I've been trying since 2012
>>8252395
I think you need more eggs
>dr pepper
>japanese mayo
I knew you were the best girl
i found this in one of the pots tho so i guess technically this is my lunch
I thought hrt was suppose to put fat in feminine places?
>>8252399
https://clyp.it/ayjqhlp4
>>8252413
put some ham in it :)
>>8252414
It does, it's one of the slowest things though, expect to wait years.
>>8252388
Thankyou!!
>>8252395
Das a lotta eggs.
Do you own a breakfast joint or do you just like eggs?
>>8252395
nice fridge doctor pepper lady
>>8252401
why?
>>8252421
Been on hrt for 5 years and all the fat went to my stomach.
I gained 12" on my waistline
someone make a new thread so i can post fridge
the last samurai is on tv. tom cruise is gonna die any time soon.
>>8252396
>Why are there pots in your fridge?
my mom leaves stuff in them for me to eat but i never check them
>Are they full?
one had like a tiny bit of rice in it and one had mac n cheese
now im eating the mac n cheese
>Is it necessary for what they are full with to stay in the pot?
no
>Why not put it in another container so you still have the pots for cooking?
idk she cleans them when she gets home
>Why is the ham uncovered?
idk
>What is Feuric acid and why do you have a blue bottle of it?
it makes your skin glow and smell like old hotdogs
putting it in the fridge makes it last longer
>Is that pancake mix in the lower right?
ye
>Why is your pancake mix in the fridge?
idk
>Nim, why does your fridge confuse me so much?
idk
>>8252395
>margarine
wtf :(
>>8252433
That sounds really unusual. Maybe you are gaining weight too quick? Maybe your E isn't high enough?
>>8252442
My e is fine
>>8252307
> i dont like guys >>
Assuming girls can't have dicks on /tttt/
>>8252395
it's just some onion, garlic, celeriac, sweet potato, thicc bone-in porkchops, a bucket of skyr with berries, and a ton of sweet potatoes.