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Mascgen: Legs Day Edition

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Rule #1 - No tripfagging, no namefagging.
Rule #2. Section A - Don't respond to shit posters or namefags/tripfags.
Rule #2. Section B - Report shitposters.
Rule #3 - Post bara dudes

>zeemaps
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1904853
>tiny chat:
tc/mascgen
> /fit/ sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
> Husbando Mode Pastebin (mostly meant for Intermediate lifters)
http://pastebin.com/fmyJtHVM
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>>8250087
time to shove your face in anon
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All the way down
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I hit a PR on my squats today :)
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>>8250219
What was your pr and what is it now?
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>>8250225
no you'll only laugh at me because I've only been going to the gym for a few weeks
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>browsing grindr same as usual
>muscular daddy hits me up out of nowhere
>calls me cute af
>gives me his number
>set a date for Thursday because he's off then

where did it all go so right, /mascgen/?
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>>8250239
I have a grand sense of humor, but I don't laugh at people trying to better themselves.
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>>8250384
You know all the genwunners bitched about the new Pokémon being shit citing Trubbish as an example, but imo he's actually really cute and original
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>>8250239
It doesn't matter where you are, just that you're heading there right way.
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>>8250432
no different from grimer or muk which is just pollution brought to life.

Now this stupid piece of shit was a bad idea
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>>8250646
Are you kidding, sentient keys are adorable. There's nothing attractive about a stinking pile of rubbish, imagine having to hold your nose every time you let it out of its pokeball. Klefki's design could have been executed better but it's a cute concept.
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>>8250432
Honestly everything after generation two is pure "trubbish"
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>>8250758
>RSE
>not the best
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>>8250432
trubbish is dumb. Mostly because those teeth make it look retarded.

I like Garbador though. It's retarded looking. But in a why that makes it look dangerous like a 300lb retarded man looking for his scooby-doo lunch box.
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>>8250087
Yeah those speedos are so fucking MASC.
You guys really are just delusional faggots.
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rate my bara 2D(3D) husbando
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>>8250837
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>>8250806
>hairy + masc
I thought you knew that.

>>8250837
your husbando is for ants
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>>8250844
whoops
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What does mascgen like to do for FUN fun fun fun FUUUUUN?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
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>>8250880
fuck strangers on grindr
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>>8250880
Skateboard and watch movies
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>>8250884
diseases await for you human petri dish
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>>8250880
Sex and tivo
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>>8250852
His eyes are too close together and a lack of upper lip makes him look dopey.

>>8250880
Drink and eat
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What should I do with new bara bf (3months old relationship) that said he's monogamous but asked me today how would I feel about going to a sauna to have sex with him (and only with him). Oh and he feels normal to use grindr to make friends when you're in relationship.
Should I accept this for it's a gay standard or is there really monogamous dudes out there?
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>>8251192
sauna is for saunaing, not sex
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>>8251192
If you can fuck in the sauna, the sauna isn't hot enough.
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>>8251192
>uses grindr to make friends
LMAO you're dating a cheater
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>>8250087

I've moved onto 10kg (22lbs) dumbbells and I'm struggling so much. I think I want to go back to 7.5kg (16lbs) but feel like I'm giving up. It's so intense and difficult. I hate being weak.

>>8251469

This.
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>>8251489
10kg dumbells for what?
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>>8251469
this, anyone who claims they use dating apps or hookup apps to make friends while claiming to be monogamous is a fucking lying cheater
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>>8251501
I could see it if you're lonely.

I've got too many friends as it is.
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>>8251192
There are monogamous guys out there. If I were you I'd dump him. He sounds like he wants an open relationship, but is slowly trying to get you to want it to be open too. He's bored of you and is looking for others to fulfill his needs. He still wants to keep you for romantic and love purposes, but he would rather have sex with other people. He may say he loves you if he hasn't already, but the fact remains he isn't interested in sex with only you.
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>>8250638
>>8250419
Im up to 80kg
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>>8251492

A variety of different bicep, tricep, and wrist exercises.
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>>8250432
I'm a genwunner but i dont think there are many pokemans i dont like.

druddigon is fugly and weird, everything else is at least cool sometimes
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>>8251624
Good work m8. 2pl8 is right around the corner.
>>8251650
Stick with the new weight. You can always lower it for an exercise if you want to do high rep.
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>>8251714

Well, some exercises I can't even do, that I could do with 5kg, but I feel like if I just keep trying, then eventually I'll be able to do it?
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>>8251714
innit. I reckon I could 1 rep 100kg right now at a struggle, but I'm trying to slowly work up. I wanna get 80kg at 3x3 or 3x5
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>>8252125
Ja for the most part.
Some muscles will just never be as strong as others. Like squatting 1pl8 is easier than OHP 1pl8.

The important part is to keep upping the weight, when you can.
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>>8252317
Tell me about it. I'm struggling to get above 30kg OHP. My upper body is fucking pathetic.
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>>8251489
>work hard and be nice
Could be be more saccharine? What are typos?
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Do you weigh 200 pounds waking up?

>B-A-N-A-N-A-S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq-2EZUcwbg
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>>8253432
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>>8252317

Will do anon. I'm working out now with some reduced ones at 7.5kg and I'm already feeling weak, fml.

>>8253390

What?
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Do you ever feel like you make yourself suffer because of morals that were instilled in you as a child, either by the media you were exposed to or by your parents, as a direct response of others willingly violating those morals?
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>>8253533
do you get off on that kind of thing?
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>>8253432
I weigh 260 lbs. and have weighed as such for two years now.
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>>8253591
be my bf?
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>>8253552
no
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>>8250384
>where did it all go so right
Why are you gloating when you might as well soak in your brief happiness?
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>>8253643
see >>8253712
You sound desperate.
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>>8253643
I'm already married to the greatest man in the world.
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>>8253980
>ywn meet a short stocky shy gay at your gym who blushes whenever you talk to him

literally why live
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>>8253980
>>8253643
get rekt loser
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>>8253591
Pics?
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>>8253980

I like this picture.
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>>8255881
homo is as homo does
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>>8255785
you said pics, I didn't say I was muscular
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>>8256056
WOOF
>>8256137
EW
W
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>>8256230
y'all asked for it, at least I deliver. Unlike you
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>>8256137
I guess my fat belly killed the thread.
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>>8256560
lose weight
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>>8256575
I'm not ready to change my life style just yet. Soon though.
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>>8256560
Could always be worse anon, you could be ugly like me
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>>8256581
you don't have to move a single muscle to lose weight, just eat less (especially if you're as fat as you are)

count calories and don't go over 1800
start today
right now
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>>8256583
people grow on you though. even uggos can find love.

http://www.imdb.com/videoplayer/vi954204441?ref_=tt_pv_vi_aiv_1
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>>8256594
But my strawberry strudel was 5$ I can't let it go to waste
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>>8250087
all the legs in this pic make me happy
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>>8256625
eat it and weep, faggot
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>>8256653
But I won't weep. it's delicious
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anyone play granblue fantasy?
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anyone enslaved and turned into knights for unwinnable battles but eventually free yourself and fall into the service of a painter so you trick an idiot to burn down the painting and then eventually spend millenia searching for the dark soul pigment and you search for so long that you end up stranded in the sad corpse of the world cannibalizing pygmies hoping to find the dark soul but eventually that same idiot you tricked time travels to you and murders you?
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>>8256856
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>>8256856
No
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>>8256856
Your Dark Soul of Man was delicious, dude. Really enjoying your edgy and acrobatic Berserk greatsword.
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>>8250880
ski, music, friends, drugs
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>>8250880
shitpost and play video games

exciting life I know
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is obesity masc
femfaggots usually are skinnyfat or skinny in my experience
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>>8257663
are you me?
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>>8257810
depends, are you me?
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>>8257820
I don't think so I don't samefag and I don't see (you) on my responses.
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>>8257823
then we've successfully kept our identities separate
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>>8257833
That's good I was about to have a panic and breakdown.
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>>8257855
How do I get alpha hands like these? Can grip training give you manly hands?
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>>8257868
genetics I suppose.

>>>/fit/41375602
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How important are DLs for booty acquisition?
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>>8256856

His story is a bit weak. From had all this old lore to work with but they decide to end the souls series with a new character they made up on the spot.

Really wish we could have seen solaire one last time but his canon lore ending says he linked the fire so i suppose we did see him as the soul of cinder. I also hate what they did to gwyndolin and the darkmoons in general. Fucking vore'ing a trap boy isn't cool.
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>>8259154
Just a friendly warning.

Rule #1 - No tripfagging, no namefagging.
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>>8259242

I don't follow rules tho because I'm a brat but just this once i will drop trip because dum rules.
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>>8259154
Solaire was a meme character and I'm glad from didn't do anything with him beyond his covenant. I feel like putting down a tired old man at the end of the world is a fitting end for a series about everything already being old and decaying

Also rule 1
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>>8259278

Meh i mean they did so many callbacks, there isn't even a dragon covenant for fuck sakes.

Also i barely post on 4chan so when i put trip on i leave it on most times. Ha
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>>8257868
>alpha hands
Those look like normal people hands
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>>8255881
I hate these images.
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>>8259790
Why? Too close to home?
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>>8260109
I know what you mean, but I can't say yes given how you've put it.
More like very far from my current address and in a much more desirable neighborhood.
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>>8260258
Rome wasn't built in a day. Just have to keep at it.
>We're all going to make it bro
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>>8260315
I want to be /fa/ though, not /fit/...
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>>8260339
>I want to be /fa/ though, not /fit/...
I don't understand.
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>>8260339
You do you anon
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>>8260408
>>8260396
/fa/ and /fit/ make such a cute couple though
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>>8260475
>tfw /tg/
>tfw never win over /fit/
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>>8259051
bump
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>>8259781
;_________;
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Who /wanttofugKovacsass/ here?
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>>8261324
oh my lord i want to destroy him
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>>8261324
Could be a nice fuck, just hope his hole is as hairy as his chest
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>>8261311
So you're a tiny handed faggot AND a cry baby. Wew.
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>>8261509
;_____________________________________________________________;
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>>8261509
>So you're a tiny handed faggot AND a cry baby. Wew.

remind you of someone?
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>>8261516
Jesus Christ
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Why is there so much cruelty in mascgen!
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>>8261868
Well it is the end times, haven't you heard? WWIII is on it's way.
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>>8261881
It's just the crumbling of the American government. There's no motivation to start an actual war unless Tiny Hands in Chief decides to lash out at foreign targets to take the light off himself.

Osama bin Laden could never have dreamed how successful he would be were he alive today
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>>8261924
>unless
You do know that every single time a Republican took office one war or another ensued. It is inevitable some shit is gonna go down. This isn't just about American Empire crumbling down like the Romans, this literally is going to happen on a worldly proportion. Of course with Putin's help in making it worse.
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>>8261951
I think the one distinction is the existence of nuclear deterrence. Tiny Hands is batshit insane, but I don't think he's that deranged to start a fight with another nuclear power. It'll be proxy wars. At worst, we'll get into Syria

If impeachment doesn't go through, at least Trump is a fatass 70 year old. He'll die soon
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>>8261951
>Putin's help in making it worse
Isn't Russia kind of the good guy at this point though?

Hear me out. Russia is fighting al-Qaeda and the last US President gave American support to al-Qaeda... Obama's choice to support Islamic terrorists in Syria changed everything. Now unless the new US President will actually work with Russia to fight al-Qaeda (not to mention Islamic State, and perhaps even the Taliban?) the Americans are looking like the evil empire.
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>>8261975
>I don't think he's that deranged
Oh, I'm pretty sure he is definitely THAT deranged. He is a man of sacrifice. He put many of his employees under the bus to better suit his benefits. He's willing to cheat people out of money within his own business and others with no remorse. You may say that's just business and money, but greed, power, and war mongering is all intertwined with one another. He doesn't see American lives lost in conflict as tragedy or remorseful he sees their lives as assets used as fodder to gain power, money, and fame.
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>>8262007
God, how many times are we going to see Trump psychoanalyzed by people who never spoke to the guy?
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>>8261996
Russia wasn't killing "militants" they were killing innocent people in hospitals to better fit Bashar al-Assad's power and Russia's gain. Russia has no intentions in fixing the conflict in Syria they just want to expand their power.
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>>8262019
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>>8262021
>Russia wasn't killing "militants"
Russia has killed loads of terrorists in Syria while America has been openly supporting al-Qaeda. Both sides have caused many civilians casualties. Russia still looks a lot less greasy than USA by comparison.

Also, the fact that Obama and Clinton gave support to al-Qaeda in Syria is pretty much treason, considering 9/11... it is amazing Americans haven't hanged them both.

>Russia has no intentions in fixing the conflict in Syria
It makes zero sense to say that the Russians are not trying to end the conflict there. They are making a significant military investment of resources and lives in Syria, obviously they intend to decide the outcome. The Russians' objective is absolutely to stabilize Syria simply because they need their Middle Eastern ally and warm water port.
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>>8261996
Russia also supports Assad who has been gassing his own people. Putin is a former KGB operative who's main motivation is to distract his populace from Russia's own crumbling economy by tearing down every other democracy and convincing his people that there's no such thing as a better world. It's fairly obvious that he's been meddling in every election these days hoping to sway public opinion to far-right, nationalist, populist candidates that are anti-EU and isolationist because divide and conquer works in his favor. Putin and Russia is the single greatest threat to Western democracy today because he has far more means than third world terrorists and he's far more intelligent than our dumbfuck president

Whether or not he's using Trump as a puppet or whether Trump actually worked with Russia to win the election remains to be seen, but for Putin, it doesn't matter at this point. Trump has served his purpose and all Putin has to do is let Trump be Trump and let the world watch as he turns our government into a fucking joke. It's humiliating to be an American these days
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>>8262040
>Also, the fact that Obama and Clinton gave support to al-Qaeda in Syria is pretty much treason, considering 9/11... it is amazing Americans haven't hanged them both.
Do you know how detached from reality you are anon? There's uninformed and then there's whatever the fuck you're posting
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we
>/mascpolgen/
now
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>>8262042
>Assad who has been gassing his own people
That is total propaganda. Syrian government forces had zero motive to use chemical weapons, let alone in an urban area. It's obviously the deliberate work of terrorists, or perhaps terrorist weapon workshops being hit by airstrikes and making toxic fumes.

You need to understand Assad's troops have been winning, including capturing the major city of Aleppo and recapturing historic Palmyra. al-Qaeda and ISIS are weakening. They government does not need to take such drastic measures as chemical bombs.

>Putin is a former KGB operative
>It's fairly obvious that he's been meddling in every election these days
>Putin and Russia is the single greatest threat to Western democracy
You are thinking like it's 1984. Russia could be a valuable ally in the war on terror, and war with Russia is unthinkable, suicidal, so we need to get along anyhow. There is no clash of ideologies anymore. There is no reason not to work with Russia. Also, no evidence of Putin meddling in foreign elections... you do know America quite openly interfered in Russian elections in the 90s and does so in many places?

>It's humiliating to be an American
Yes, but not because of Trump. Moreso because your government sponsored the very same organization responsible for 9/11 (al-Qaeda) just to give the tired old bear a bellyache.

>>8262047
So you don't believe the Obama administrations aid to the so-called Free Syrian Army was aiding al-Qaeda? Keep in mind the FSA fought alongside the "al-nusra Front"
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>>8262042
> It's humiliating to be an American these days
I know that feel. Everyone I see on the street and around me I can't help, but think "you voted for him you fucking retards" I literally can't take these idiots around me seriously anymore. I use to give them benefit of the doubt and think only positively when interacting with people, but living in a 95% Republican state I can't be nice anymore and I can't deal with these morons anymore. I can't wait to leave.
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>>8262058
/pol/ is for dumb fuck virgins

There's literally no point in arguing with someone who's main political points are memes
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>>8262081
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>>8261868
Trannies have hardened everyone's hearts
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>>8262081
>"virgins" as an insult
4chan is really not the place for you, bud.
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>>8262090
It's not even trannies anymore, it's mass anger on a global level. It comes in waves. There's eras of prosperity, progress, and kindness and then the era we are currently transitioning into now which is the era of confusion, anger, and despiration.
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>>8262074
>That is total propaganda
This is funny considering all the dumb bullshit you're spewing. There's so much straight-up wrong in your post I don't even know what to aim at, and I know it's pointless anyway since you're gonna dig in and read your infowars no matter what I present. I bet you believe the evil "MSM" is a vast conspiracy to defraud Trump.

>>8262078
Thankfully I live in a liberal oasis in a conservative desert. The only thing to do in Trump country is get pregnant. drop out of high school, get married, and die, in that order
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>>8262095
mascgen is generally a higher class of anon compared to larger 4chan
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>>8262108
>dumb bullshit
>straight-up wrong
>I know it's pointless anyway
Or maybe you just don't want to keep talking about this because you know this Syrian chemical weapons story is like the Iraqi WMD story the MSM pushed all those years ago

>you're gonna dig in and read your infowars no matter what I present
I do not read infowars, actually

>I bet you believe blah blah blah
Cool beans, Anon.
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>>8262042
And you do understand that Assad is the lesser of two evils in Syria right?
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>>8262119
This, although appealing to think I can't agree since every thread on every board has its fair share of trolling shitposters such as the current one we have now. Nothing's perfect, at least not for long that is.
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>>8262119
>*still* going on about how cool and high class it is to not be a smelly virgin
what are you, 15? get your head out of your ass
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>>8262124
>trolling shitposters
I assume you are referring to me, my thoughts on the war in Syria and American support for "moderate rebels"?

Pretty funny I am called a shitposter for getting actual discussion going in here, instead of talk about pokemon and fat fucking bellies.
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>>8262126
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>>8262120
>Read 11:14

>>8262126
I have a STEM job, live on my own in the middle of the city and make good money. I know I'm an outlier on 4chan, but that doesn't mean I have to pretend to like NEETs

>>8262121
Assad released terrorists from prisons to corrupt and radicalize the rebels during Arab spring. There is no good side in the Syrian war except for maybe the Kurds but they're such a small ethnic monority that they'll never achieve control over the region

>>8262124
We have our shitposters yes and if I didn't know how to deal with shitposters I couldn't post on 4chan. Occasionally mascgen has some cool and interesting posters and if not then there's always the bara to enjoy seeing
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>>8262137
if you're this guy
>>8262074
>>8262040
>>8262019
Then yes I'm referring to you. If not then you mistook what I typed and who I was referring to.
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>>8262159
>spouting off bible quotations
we're done here
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>>8262159
>if I didn't know how to deal with shitposters I couldn't post on 4chan
Look bud, I'm here talking about current events, you're just calling me names and bragging about your personal life. Idgaf about your life. You're the shitposter.

>>8262163
Yes, that's me.
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>>8262187
>>8262159
You're both shit posters. Both of you kindly fuck off.
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>>8262182
It was supposed to be a read receipt but whatever

>>8262187
I don't know what to tell you, friend. Once you get into a discussion with someone who's turned against mainstream media, then there's nothing you can do because they're literally living in a different reality. It's like talking with someone who believes every line of the Bible literally about God. If basic common facts can't be reached, then all you can do is appeal to emotions, and that's just spinning wheels at that point and I've done that enough that's it's no longer interesting or fun to me. You can't argue with conspiracy theorists because they reach conclusions first and search for evidence second. If you want a real, honest discussion, about the war in Syria, I need someone who recognizes that a free and open press is the cornerstone of democracy and the mainstream media (WaPo, CNN, NYT) while not perfect, does a pretty good job of reporting the facts. That there's significant evidence that Assad used chemical weapons is fact (Trump even bombed his airfield for this). That there's significant evidence that Russian hackers meddled with the American election is fact. If this isn't agreeable to you, then let's both not waste our time and just get back to posting bara
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>>8262255
not that guy, but a curious bystander. What if I personally have shut out all news, discussion, etc. that has to do with Trump am I living in a different reality. I use to listen to the news and engaged in discussions about the world and what was going on in it, but ever since November 8th 2017 I have shut off, moved away, and tuned out everything Trump related on my computer, tv, coworker discussions, etc.

Is this healthy or am I living an odd life?
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>>8262255
>You can't argue with conspiracy theorists
But I have not put forward a single conspiracy theory with you. Believing that the poison gas in Syria was most likely caused by terrorists, or by a terrorist weapons shop being hit by an airstrike, certainly does not require a conspiracy... nor does American intelligence being wrong about the source of the big leaks.

>That there's significant evidence that Assad used chemical weapons is fact
That is what the mainstream media about Iraqi WMDs, dude... You must remember how sure they sounded back then, about that.

>That there's significant evidence that Russian hackers meddled with the American election is fact.
'Meddled'? You mean the leaked emails which revealed the staggering levels of corruption at the DNC? If that were the Russians, I would say bravo to them, but I think it was probably a leak from inside.
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>>8262297
You don't have to get all argumentative like I do, but it is important to stay informed to an extent. Politics affects all our lives, and unfortunately it's the worst it's been for a long while. I don't constantly troll through news websites, but having news notifications from a reliable news source's app would be enough.
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>>8262312
>but I think it was probably a leak from inside.
That would mean there's at least one honest person inside the Democrats.

Easier to believe it was the Russians or space aliens or time travelers.
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>>8262312
You didn't have to write all that out you could have just said "No, I don't find it agreeable and no, we will not agree on facts"
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>>8262319
I usually just get news from my brother who understands I don't want to discuss anything that has to do with him other than "important" things that would effect me and my life personally such as topics of immigration and war. The only thing that my brother has said to me since November 8th about Trump was that he bombed something or other. All I said was that's no shock from me. After that we never talked about him or what he did afterward.
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>>8262333
I know. It's just important to me to make it clear why I disagree, and especially to make it clear that this has nothing to do with conspiracy theories.

For example, I mentioned before that President Obama and Secretary Clinton supported al-Qaeda in Syria. No conspiracy was involved. They openly provided American support to "moderate rebels" who fought alongside al-Qaeda militants - and Wikileaks email revealed that they knew al-Qaeda would be benefiting from this American aid.

So when the Islamic State split from al-Qaeda, the Islamic State had itself American weapons.

Again, none of this is secret.
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>>8262366
>and Wikileaks email revealed
Thank you Chelsea Manning!
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>>8262395
She is free in a week. I wonder what is next for her.
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>>8262399
probably media publicity, then something new will happen, and then the ADHD suffering media viewers will forget she even existed.
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>>8262399
Probably running for Congress.
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>>8262255
journalism is fucking trash and goes nowhere

and I'm not just saying that le evil maynestream meteor is trash, ALL journalism is a fucking joke and moderately interesting at best

and democracy is shit as well
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>>8262530
If democracy is shit then what's better?
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>>8262530
i disagree with u
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>>8262574
Pure capitalism.
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>>8262574
aristocratic society

you can't politically systematize your way to a blossoming society so don't think I'm like one of those autistic monarchists who pretends that everything would be peacy keen because they put one guy in charge, but you can certainly politically systematize your way _downwards_

there's literally no reason why you should count the opinions of everyone equally and determine things by pure number
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>>8262590
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FUCKING SHIT, I think someone at the grocery store gave me scabies. I only lightly brushed my hand by accident on the cashier's hand grabbing the receipt. Or maybe I got it somewhere else. I feel dorky with all this pepper on my hand and ankle.
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>>8262628
Gross
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>>8262607
>statists
>understanding the world
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>>8262628
>>8262662

It just occurred to me that it could be this building and it might be bedbugs not scabies. There is an african family down the ways that live in complete filth. The apartment sprayed each room with pesticide yesterday. Jesus fucking christ I bet it's bed bugs from that family.
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>>8262665
It's better than believing the world can run purely on sunshine, rainbows and money
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>>8262665
Yes, those statist cucks just don't understand the need for change like us wise anarcho-capitalists. Soon we will start the revolution, comrade! And after we overthrow the government it will definitely 100% be money money
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>>8262684
>he believes in fiat currency
Proof in point.
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Has anyone ever been a student at university hoping to learn the secrets of the world and you discover an ancient civilization dedicated to worshipping unknowable sea gods whose blood cures any illness and although your master explicitly tells you not to use the blood since it is dangerous you decide to abandon him, found a city, and start a churh using the blood to attract followers but eventually the blood steadily drives everyone insane including yourself and you eventually get pulled into a nightmar realm hosted by the unknowable sea gods to suffer for all eternity as a mindless beast and also on fire?

I did and I feel like I may have fucked up a little
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>>8262729
>Has anyone ever been a student at university hoping to learn the secrets of the world and you discover an ancient civilization dedicated to worshipping unknowable sea gods
Sorta. Ran into the Lasombra Antediluvian and was torn apart by the abyss for being a Kine
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>>8262753
>Sorta. Ran into the Lasombra Antediluvian and was torn apart by the abyss for being a Kine
>words
Ah, I understand everything now
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>>8262670
You know what you gotta do.
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>>8260609
Iktf. I'm the only /fit/izen in my group of fa/tg/uys.

Was stoked when a couple of them started ss, but they quit after a couple months.
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>>8263088
>tfw no group of fa/tg/uys
>tfw no bf to play magic with
all i have is one friend who never feel like playing
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>>8263141
>tfw no this anon bf
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>>8263152
>tfw only play on third party online clients
>tfw no physical tranny legendary copy
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>>8263141
>tfw Leovold got banned in edh
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>>8263162
you get to use digitally altered art instead!
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>>8256056
>>8256137
Both are cute
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>>8263583
>tfw you (You)'d me twice
I feel so honored
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>>8263141
Just played the other day work me bf. It was great. He's trying out a new lands edge deck. Needs some taking but he's still new to magic.

Our play group pretty much only does Noble. So building decks is cheap.
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>>8263141
I just made my first EDH deck with my BF's help. Orzhov clerics.

We and our friend group are planning frontier decks for the following week after our Amonkhet draft.

I have too many cards.
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>tfw bf is pretty masc but the opposite of dom
suffering
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>>8264642
You are not suffering nearly enough.
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>>8262119
>When you were and are still so desperate for human affection that when you were working in a hospital and one of the surgery lights rubbed against your head it felt so good that you would rub your head against it just to feel like someone was comforting you when alone
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>>8264642
>tfw no masc but sub but top bf
I don't know anon, sounds like you a pretty good deal to me.
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>>8265143
I dunno, I usually dom him instead when I ride him but I wish it was the opposite
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>>8265167
it's so cute when bottoms think they are dominant.
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>>8264296
>frontier decks
What's that?

>>8264642
Talk to him about it. Most people will be willing to indulge your kinks.

>>8265106
Just keep looking bro. Guys love doctors and nurses.
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>>8265262
Frontier is a proposed format in the same vein as Modern. Starting from M15 and extending onwards. M15 coincides with the card border change
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>>8265255
but I am. he's skinnyfat and I'm musclefat and cant dom me for shit even if I would let him
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>eat all this shit
>still 1000 calories away
fuuuuuuuck
how do people get fat?
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>>8265338
they eat 10 of everything

just gradually increase your portion sizes.
next thing you know you'll be obese.
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>>8265338
>rice
>chicken breast
eat oven baked potatoes and porkchops or something if you want to gain weight
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>>8265338
Up your portions. My first bulk I tried to eat everything I ate normally in a day then an every entire frozen pizza.

You have to get rid of the idea of eating till you're full. You have to eat until you're uncomfortable if not in actual pain. Whenever you realize you're not uncomfortably full, it's time to eat again.
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>>8265306

boner
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>>8264266
>tfw no bf who's new to magic so you can sit behind him with his body pressed up against yours while you teach him card basics
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>>8265716
>tfw no strip magic rules
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>>8265741
Just divide 20/ the number of paces if clothing you're wearing.

Doesn't work for miss decks, but who does Mill?

Also combo decks might see you go from fully clothed to makes in a single turn. Which defeats the tease aspect.

Maybe a three match set? But then someone plays a durdley deck and it takes hours.
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I hate muscly masculine guys, like the bloat clowns depicted in this thread, not just because they're hot and I can't ever have them, not just because they make me feel so inferior to them, not just because men in general (rightly) take no interest in me...
Just tonight, I was downtown at the curb in front of a friend's apartment. While I loaded my trunk with said friend's unwanted junk and pretended to listen to them bitch about how I was already mishandling it, a shirtless guy jogged down the near sidewalk between us. He was tall, young and obviously fit. As his bare chest flashed under intervals of streetlight, I could tell his skin was perfect and his muscles were toned.
In a better world, wherein my desires weren't one-way avenues frequented by disappointment's incoming hearse, I wouldn't have finished carrying my friend's things out; I would've been taking the last box perhaps to my trunk when he was jogging through. Our paths would've crossed. He would've bumped into me, slammed into me, sending lint rollers and paper plates everywhere and, by way of apology, forced to introduce himself.
Instead, he stomped by, his pecs bouncing into the night, while my friend continued to badger me about those precious goods I was apparently disrespecting. In an instant, I was so angry, I felt like biting the skin of my arm until it bled just to slake my rage. I was in a fury watching him pass, embarrassed too that he should catch me during a tongue-lashing over gently-used rubbish.
Only in my life for a split second—something beautiful and desirable—while so much bullshit remains.
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>>8265504
i legit think i am going to throw ul
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>>8265951
it takes no effort at all to achieve that. do it.
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>>8265951
>pic related
>>8266345
He was probably straight, dingus. Story anon didn't have a chance and should probably go back to shitposting.
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>>8266360
story anon should get his ass to the gym just like the rest of us
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>>8266444
this
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>>8266444
>get his ass to the gym just like the rest of us
>lifting is a cure-all
This is why I'm never bothered by masc4masc profiles on grindr or wherever. You guys should keep this retardation to yourselves.
>>8266553
>moral lessons from comic books
Do guys date you because of your facile outlook on life, or do in spite of it?
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>>8266615
>a guy like that will never like me
>improving looks will do nothing
defeatist attitude there buddy. stop hating people just because they figured out how shallow the world is.

you wouldn't give the runner a single look if he hadn't been fit and hot.
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>>8265951
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>>8266615
old ways do not open new doors
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>>8266661
You fanatical dumbbell, I don't hate people JUST because they figured out how shallow the world is. No, more particularly, I hate pantywaist posers like you, protein clumps with lisps—not people—who can exploit how shallow other gays are, not the world.
Yes, darling, I know straight chimps are shallow too, but even someone with your limited insight would have to concede that gay men are particularly shallow. You don't need your colorful picture books to tell you that. You could take these generals for one example.
A guy like that will never like me. I'm not going to work my ass off, grunting like some kind of meat pile in a stinky gym, bobbing up and down like a dancing monkey, because you think it's good for me. Why would I become the thing I hate most just to prove you wrong or (worse) right?
>you wouldn't give the runner a single look if he hadn't been fit and hot.
No shit! Really? I hadn't thought of that! Well, golly-gee, I wonder if I think that's a good or a bad thing...
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>>8266750
>old ways do not open new doors
t. Stan Lee

Thanks for the fortune cookie. Next time, don't eat it for me. That's the only useful part.
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>>8266770
I want to get gym hot but I'm lazy af.
I think everyone who isn't gym fit is just lazy.
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>>8266772
whatever you whiny twat.
go to one of the shitgens if your going to mope.
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>>8266770
>I hate people who take care of themselves
>waaaah a guy like that will never like me
>why should I do the same effort as he does
>I deserve him without doing any effort on my part because reasons

your logic is mildly entertaining
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>>8266780
>whatever you whiny twat.
Awww, don't want to play any more, big guy? Can't hulk smash me with just your words, and that's got you annoyed. Well the answer is hit the gym, faggot.
>go to one of the shitgens
>implying that this is not the shittest gen
>>8266779
I don't want to get gym hot; I'd rather spare myself the disappointment and embarrassment. Everyone who isn't gym hot isn't gym hot, that's all.
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>>8266789
>waaaah a guy like that will never like me
Why did you start lifting, anon? And did he like you afterwards? :3
>I deserve him without doing any effort on my part because reasons
I'm sorry, I guess I forgot what thread I was posting in. Let me make it clearer for you. That's not really what I was griping about.
I'm glad you somewhat enjoyed my ostensible logic. I wish I derived any glimmer of satisfaction from your surmise.
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no squats
no ass
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>>8266812
>>8266816
(you're welcome)
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>>8266811
you think people only exercise for looks? how long do you think your health is going to last with an attitude like that?
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>>8266829
>implying I don't exercise
The sleuths of /mascgen/ can't get it do they. These are not the complaints of a skinnyfat or 300 lbs neckbeard, gentlemen.
No, not a tranny either. That was your second guess, wasn't it?
Hope my health doesn't last, I can't bear sharing this rock with morons like you but I'm too big a pussy to an hero.
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>>8266840
get it out of your system yet?
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>>8266847
Not likely.
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>>8266860
you are a bitter beast
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>>8266887
Flatterer.
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>>8265951
>I hate muscly masculine guys
Then you don't belong here, BUH BYE
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>>8266840
It's not that hard.
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>>8266802
Do you really not want to be gym hot or do you just say you don't because you don't think you'll ever be gym hot?
What you say just sounds like you're defeatist, not like you don't want to be gym hot.

>>8266789
Gym fit guys like me and my body is shit.
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>>8267340
post bod
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>>8267347
No way.
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>>8267354
post butt
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>>8267367
I posted pics on 4chan years ago and got harassed irl on Facebook and instagram.
I've learned my lesson.
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>>8267378
post it
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>>8267389
Fuck off I don't want to be doxed and I already said I have a shitty body.
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>>8267407
do it
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>>8267412
I'm not gym fit and I hardly have any body hair.
I won't get you hard. Go and look at porn.
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>>8267440
prove it. post bod.
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>>8267440
I'm sure it's cute anyway!
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>>8267447
>>8267460
I
Am
Not
Letting
You
Dox
Me
Again
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>>8267481
you make me sad
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>>8266615
>lifting is a cure-all
It kinda is.
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>>8267489
The creeps who doxed me contacted my family and friends.
People on here take it too far. Do not post pics of yourself on here unless you want some freak to stalk you.
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>>8267732
Lifting doesn't cure ugly.
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>>8266770
I'm beginning to get that whole all gay guys are mentally ill meme.
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>>8267741
No, but it helps alleviate the symptoms.
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>>8267740
Some guy on here is trying to dox me. Jokes on him though, because I have enough to file charges if he does.
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>>8267740
>>8267777
Nice quads.

That shits fucked up. I used to post pics all the time and never got doxed.
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>>8267796
maybe you're boring or ugly
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>>8267764
that's not a gay guy, tho.
it's a tranny.
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>>8267777
They're so fucking creepy. Why would you be so fucking obsessed that you put effort into some stranger in another continent?

>>8267796
Were they pics of hot guys butts or yourself?
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>>8267835
No argument here.
>>8267893
Pics of me.
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Forgot to post hot guy butt
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>>8267922
K.
Lucky.
At least you have good taste in guys. None of that obese hairy bear shit these other fags call "masc"
Yeah cuz gyno's so masc
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>>8267913
>pics of me.
Time stamp that shit bitch. i don't believe you

(TIME)
(DATE)
(/lgbt/ mascgen)
(COMMENT)

NOW!
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>>8267937
Thanks m8.
I definitely like fit over "bear", but it's nice to know if I let myself get fat, someone will still like me.
>>8267982
Pics are in the archive if you want them that bad.
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can you guys stop giving that faggot attention
he's not trying to feel better he just wants to complain
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>>8267937
Cry more bitch nigga
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>>8268347
2chunky4me
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>>8267127
Make way, faggot, I'm coming in.
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>>8267278
>implying I'm afraid of effort
Great, I'll try it at my earliest possible convenience.
Any of you clowns got a helium tank I can borrow?
>>8267741
>I can't wait to pick things up and put them down in order to be accepted by others just for my appearance.
Lifting doesn't cure bitterness.
>>8267771
No it doesn't.
>>8267764
I hope your trap dom top bf gives you AIDS, biscum.
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>>8268347
where can i find an alpha like this to wreck my boyhole?
all the hairy men i meet have tiny dicks and are bottoms.
:(
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>>8268347
Gag. Never.

>>8268500
Hot.
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>>8268303
>he's not trying to feel better he just wants to complain
You don't think they know that? I guess you believe they're all dumber than I do.
There is no feeling better in my case. Supposing I did buff up my fucking rancid little body, after the ridiculous ordeal, look at the splendid company I'd be keeping. Look at all these trophies that would suddenly rear their spherical butts with just the tiniest needle scars my way.
>Sup, bro. Hot, bro. Fuck me, stud. Yeah.
I want to do a little more than complain though.
>>8268633
to wreck my boyhole?
Gross.
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>>8268670
how about you just kill yourself instead.
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>>8268670
try killing yourself, I hear Death is the perfect bf
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>>8268690
>>8268691
Lead by example.
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>>8267764
Meanwhile, in another thread, anon had questionable statements of his own >>8268718
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>>8268691
I thought the original might be painted by Gustav Mossa (pic related). I was wrong. Takato Yamamoto, "Death and the Maiden."
>implying
Are you interested in art, anon?
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>>8268752
>Are you interested in art, anon?
yeah, art is really cool

I wasn't aware of the artist of my picture, I just knew it as the guy who draws all that pseudo-christian japanese art

I'm going to try and learn drawing once and for all when I'm free this summer, it's going to be great!
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>>8268716
I have a life worth living. You on the other hand, do not.
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>>8268779
I hope your summer is better than mine, anon. Mine is going to suck.
But on the upside, I can come here, vomit up my disgust, and be a general nuisance.
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>>8268785
I never implied you didn't. Sacrifice yourself for me.
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>>8268616
>No it doesn't.
Yes it does.
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>>8268910
Not at all. How long have you been lifting, anon? I guarantee you're still painfully ugly.

Let's humor your masc4masc roleplay and assume that you're a big buff bruiser, alright? The most you've done is puff up your body to distract from your still unappealing face.

Don't get me wrong, that's great if you like it from behind, your hideous mug buried into a pillow, and the guy's foot firmly pressed down on your neck to keep you there lest a chance turn of your head kill his boner.

And I'm sure it's great to be liked just because you appear to be a real man, you lisping round of beef.

Lifting doesn't alleviate ugliness, it just exacerbates it, transforms it. Look what it's done to your ability to reason. You're so used to forcing your obnoxious opinions on people like a schoolyard bully that you can't dispute something with words.

Besides, big muscles are revolting. They are only another form of ugliness.
>>
>>8262108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zV5UTHRx0a4
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>>8269116
stop trying to make people feel bad with your pathetically tryhard attempts at insults, "darling"
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>>8269173
>tryhard
Why encourage me with a reply then, "faggot"
>stop trying to make people feel bad
You still haven't understood why I'm here?
>pic related
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>>8269116
Hahaha I fucking love you.
Although I disagree, I'll fuck an ugly guy with a hot body....
I wouldn't fuck a fat or skinny guy with a nice face...
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>>8269116
go back to your passing thread, trannyhon
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>>8269302
And why should I leave, you bully jerk, just when we're having jump rope time?
Also see >>8266840
Hopefully, with that information, you can put together a better insult.
>>8269266
>Hahaha I fucking love you.
Th-thank you, anon. Ha ha! Ha...
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>>8269116
>Lifting doesn't alleviate ugliness,
I said it aviates the symptoms of ugliness.

And it does.
A 3/10 face on a 10/10 body is more attractive than a 3/10 face on a 3/10 body. Not to mention potential face gains from proper don't and exercise.

Exercise can also boost confidence. And help alleviate negative feelings of self worth and promote mental and emotional stability. All of which are common symptoms of being ugly.

Also there's a positive correlation between fitness and posting attractive male butts on anonymous image boards.
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>>8269448
>proper don't
Proper diet
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>>8269448
>>8269457
>proper don't
You pick things up and put them down, don't you?

If you're going to mince words, the least you could do is proofread your posts rather than be so eager (to fail) to prove me wrong. I know you don't respect me, that's clear as crystal, just look at the stupid half-baked replies you're insulting me with, but, please, out of respect for yourself, proofread.
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>>8269448
>Also there's a positive correlation between fitness and posting attractive male butts on anonymous image boards.
According to a WEW research survey survey of cognition deficient faggotry.
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>>8269490
Tldr
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>>8269499
Mirin dubs
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>>8269502
>being this dumb of a meathead
I detect a bit of narcissism in your posts. Could it be you're an ass, faggot?
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>>8269374
because this is a thread for masc men, not mentally ill lentil-washers.
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>>8269529
Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry, Mary; I didn't realize I was on hallowed ground. Did I step on your azaleas?
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>>8269546
>to post beef
You have no self-awareness, huh? It's cute.
>>
>>8269549
See you posted your own counter example about uggos with attractive bf's.
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>>8269572
?
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>>8269576
With money, you can by anybody's time. But hey I got yours for free.
That's ultimately where all the protein powders, calorie counts, exercise rotations and other pretentious minutia get you, anon, groped by a withered old flaming kike, attached to that object of derision.
I see you're quite comfortable with insincerity and playing pretend if it means getting attention, money, or sex, which makes me wonder if you're as #masc as you want us to believe you are.
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>>8269576
Maks is married to a woman and has a baby.
He is being nice to Richard because he is a dancer looking to further his career.
Also, his brother Val is gay, I think so he knows not to act homophobic.
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would you?
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>>8269745
how about this
>>
Nearing the end. What should the next thread be?

>>8269745
I read that as could you. My first thought was
>probably from behind
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>>8269745
>>8269762
>>8269764
Would not could not with a bear.
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>>8269764
Mother's Day edition
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>>8269780
I like it.
Rolling.
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>>8250880
sleep and cry
>>8251001
>tfw no bf to skate and shitpost and make out listening to shoegaze with
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>>8269764
little bit too much sintol ..
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>>8269642
>Maks is married to a woman and has a baby.
>He is being nice to Richard because he is a dancer looking to further his career.
Mark has failed at life if he needs to suck up to Richard Simmons to support a family.
Why does the gay brother always look weaker, stupider, and overall less attractive?
>>8269764
>>8269769
>>8269881
I actually like him, and I feel terrible about it.
>>8269836
rolling for "sleep and cry edition."
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Rolling for master and pup edition
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Rolling for big daddy edition
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>>8269990
and here we go.
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Dubs for bench is funist lift edition.
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Rolling for cub edition
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>>8270500
>cub edition
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>>8270645
>gay Ryan Reynolds
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