Hypothetical for Gay/Bi bottoms

>>8241908
that wouldn't be how it plays out because i'd be riding his dick for hours that night.

you lack initiative

When he gives me his number I say "What are you, a faggot?" loud enough for his friend to hear.

>>8241908
I probably wouldn't do anything because real life isn't some /polgbt/ fantasy

>>8241954
Ha! Fuckin' love it.

>>8241962
Funny stuff, liking these answers.

>>8242010
oh god are you getting off to this

>>8241996
Thus why it's hypothetical, just for fun.

>>8242017
No, just bored, wanna see what range of answers it gets because I know /lgbt/ is a variable much with vastly different opinions.

>>8242037
bunch*

>>8241908
I would probably call him and arrange to suck on his penis sometime soon.

>>8242065
Would be quite the conversation, I think.

Bottoms are shameful, pathetic aberrations. Kys

>"Y-you too"

>>8242120
Bottoms aren't bad people, no worse than anyone else, or at least in my experience.

>>8242137
Ha, too nervous?

>>8241908
>call him and ask if he wanted to hang.
>we'll watch football or do something real men do.
>I'd offer him an Cosbypolitan (an drink with rupes and viagra)
>ride his dick until sunrise.
>he wakes up with his dick still inside me
>I grin eerily and ask him if he enjoyed last night.

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>>8242176
>I grin eerily
lost my boner

>>8242176
>Cosbypolitan
I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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>>8241954
Pretty much this, I'd say something like, "sure you can use my shower as long as I stay in there with you giving you a blowjob the whole time".

>>8243820
You're a bold bunch so far.

>>8241908
How desperate are you to let a strange man in your house?
Bitch this isn't 1991, EVERYBODY has a mobile phone.
Don't let strangers in your house, especially big strong men.

>>8243898
>Hypothetical situation
>It says his phone is dead, meaning his mobile phone
>This is for shits n' giggles, chill

I would probably ask him about the tattoos then and there. If he's a racist then fuck that, but maybe he has changed since he got them.

>>8243942
Thinking outside the box! Finally!

>>8243856
So is the stranger knocking on a random door.

>>8243981
Well, he does have a Schutzstaffel tattoo... you need to be bold for that.

>>8244007
Or not, the S runes only mean Sun, sure it was used for other purposes but for someone with a bunch of runes it's not so weird.

The old germans believed each rune had a power and could help the person who had them, so if he's a believer in that it's not weird.

Actually a handsome man with runic tattoos is fucking hot.

>>8243981
If he was a petite ol' thing, I'd say so. But big guys like one described might not think much of it, maybe maintaining some caution but not overly worried, especially after seeing who opens the door.

But, considering one being a good distance from home, car is fucked and phone dead in the middle of a storm in the dark, would imagine it being a calculated risk.

>>8244007
Yeah, comes with heavy negative responses, especially nowadays.

>>8244020
There is really no mistaking the insignia of the Schutzstaffel. I've never seen two S runes in a row used for anything else. It's a fairly simple matter imo to tell the difference between runic tattoos for heathen spirituality and runic tattoos for neo-nazi politics.

>>8244021
With good reason. The Schutzstaffel murdered a lot of civilians for all kinds of ridiculous 'offenses', including for being LGBT.

>>8244032
>It's a fairly simple matter imo to tell the difference between runic tattoos for heathen spirituality and runic tattoos for neo-nazi politics.
It can be used as a rallying cry, as it was before Hitler, and it's Nazi in general, not just neo-nazi.

>>8244032

Don't Marine Snipers use the SS runes?

>>8244166
Some do, it's for Scout Sniper.

>>8244307

Thanks for clarifying, I remember reading somewhere a bunch of people lost their shit when they saw an group of snipers with a SS rune flag in front of them.

As I recall, there was 3-4 black guys and a bunch of latinos lol

>>8244347
You're welcome. People are easily offended, probably the picture of them posing in front of their flags, one being a blue flag with SS in white on it.

>>8241908
>full beard
>SS bolts
Haha no I don't let in strangers.

>>8241954
>>8242065
>>8243820
>these people are delusional enough to be murdered by a nazi
sad! desu. if only /lgbt/ wasn't so suicidal

>>8244514
>passing up a good dicking just because you're afraid to die

i'd rather die of getting fucked too hard

>>8244525
this is why our AIDS rate is so high

>>8241908
>Holyfuck!
>I just let a nazi in my house!
>Wait, why didn't he kill me for not being white?
>Eh, fuck it. Guy's probably mentally unstable.
Then I'd be a single, lonely virgin and watch anime.

>>8244491
Ha! Good boy.

>>8244514
>>8244525
You goofy guys.

>>8244632
Wouldn't even invite him back to watch anime?

>>8241908
No, I've seen A Clockwork Orange. I don't let strangers in the house.

>>8241908
i'd think "the fuck is he /here/ for? my house is kinda away from the main roads, in a small neighborhood.

>>8247462
Ha! Not ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence?

>>8247537
In your case, yes, might be odd.

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>Hit him up and have hangouts
>probably watch Nazi documentaries and talk about politics in the afternoon
>find out that he's into /pol/ and anime
>we slowly transition from documentaries to shitposting and watching anime
>One afternoon, I "accidentally" fall asleep on his shoulder
>wake up to him playing with my hair
>"Oh, sorry anon, did I wake you up?"
>"no hehe" :)
>the blinds are open and the dark starry sky shined soft white light through the windows while the ending theme song of Youjo Senki played "softly" in the background
>our eyes meet and we stare at each other in the eyes for a second
>I slowly lean in for a kiss
>I give him a couple soft brushes from my lips on his
>We slowly make out, but with every lick, our kisses grow more and more passionate
>I ride his handsome dick until the next morning, orgasming multiple times
> I wake up on his large chest the next morning, with him caressing my head
>I snuggle up to him and give him a big hug
>he smiles
>he becomes my bf
>later down the line we get married and live happily ever after.
>THE END uwu