/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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Oops.

do not talk about having sex with animals thread

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rip old thread
rest in memes

this is my thread

only i can post in this thread alright?

>>8230815
Wouldn't that make for a kind of boring thread?

>>8230807
>because of lewds,
No im pretty sure it was deleted because people were admitting to fucking dogs. I shouldnt have reported it tho sorry

why did the old thread get deleted?

>>8230818
I actually filter everyone except for nim
the only reason I saw this post was I'm not at my usual computer

Where is my estranged Cow Towner?

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>made a thread seconds too late
>lazy trannies decide to be fast

REEEEE


also don't talk about fucking dogs you goddamn degenerates it gets our thread nuked

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You could have prevented this

>>8230823
because these
>>8230822
>>8230817
Two retards keep talking about fucking dogs and the mods deleted the thread instead of just muting/banning them.

>>8230827
I'm in my room sitting at my computer

>>8230817
h-huh
anon dont drag me into ur bestialityposting i dont look at that kind of thing anymore.......

i am buying new clothes soon tho.

I'm buying my first good wig tomorrow after a visit to an informed consent clinic. Hopefully wig stores won't throw me out for being MtF.

>>8230822
are you being ironic about the having sex with dogs thing?
you talked about wanting a trans girl to pee on you but played that off as a joke..

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Dogs are not for fucking!

>>8230830
it was the porn in the op dumbass

>>8230807
It's simple, don't post pics that will get a thread deleted as the OP pic.

>>8230833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei-hUiCO6z8

I guess a certain someone has had a dog bark at them angrily one too many times as they walked by.

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>get first car today
> bright green and black with a body kit
Can't wait to stand out and get pulled over more often. I can set my bottom headlights to change colors on their own or just to a solid color, but I'm 90% sure the former Will get me pulled over. Might just replace it with a better body kit

>>8230833
it was probably for the OP pic
I've seen it get removed before even though really it's not THAT sexual I don't think

>>8230834
Great minds think alike. Now to go play League ciao friendo

>>8230836
>>8230779
>it was pretty good even if i feel like garbage :~)
Yeah, feeling yucky sucks. I loaded up on D-ribose yesterday and felt good for 4-5 hours, then the exhaustion came back. I went from happy and animated to depressed in less than 30 minutes. I need to figure out what vitamin, mineral, or whatever deficiencies I have, then try to treat for them. They are finding lots of tie in between intestinal issues, fatigue, thyroid, and autoimmune problems.

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please don't ironically act like fucking idiots it's the internet and people can't tell when you're shit posting or not

if you keep doing this retarded shit the thread will be filled with stupid dog fuckers mistaking themselves to be in good company

poe's law. fuck I'm mad

Dogs have been bred to form relationships with humans, why should this just end at friendly companion?

An erect knotted dog penis can stimulate the human prostate at such a greater capacity than a human penis, there's really no comparison

They're always ready for sex, they're always around, they're never fight with you or treat you wrong

I have never felt sexier than when my lab begins to get aroused around me

also yeah lol this >>8230841
weve had way worse, it was the op

>>8230846
did u have a good day!!!

>>8230855
>please don't ironically act like fucking idiots it's the internet and people can't tell when you're shit posting or not
You first, korra.

>>8230849
wtf are you doing lass my car is from 1997 and was $600

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>>8230841
im a hypocrite for filtering you but you are literally too dumb to reason with

simple poll
please respond with your honest opinion

http://www.strawpoll.me/12897780

>>8230863
>this is a trans thread
Why are you here then lmao

>>8230843
You're my puppy though, and you're definitely for fucking.

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what do you even say to family that posts this kind of stuff?

>>8230868
DAYUM

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we hired a new employee and she called me cute wtf???

>>8230855
isn't that what you do every second post you make where you say transbians are disgusting use your fucking trip dumbass

>>8230868
Lmao upvote

Have ever seen a golden retriever give you "the look"?

There is not a single hotter thing

Can we all agree to filter pandora

Adding to the list of dumb shit he's done

- Tells lesbians to kill themselves
- Encourages underage kids to have sex with dogs

>>8230871
Call them a faggot.

>>8230873
Careful cis girls can sense weakness.

>>8230875
she never said i was disgusting for being a transbian.

>>8230862
What do u mean what am I doing?

>>8230878
-post dick pics

>>8230871
1 7 7 6

>>8230878
pandora and korra are the only people I filter

im surprised they arent friends

what is going on

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>>8230873
congrats! it means you're a cute girl now :]

>>8230875
>said transbians are disgusting
?? uhh u w0t. i dont care who someone sleeps with that's their personal business

>>8230871
use that setting where they are still in your friend list but you don't see any of the things they post

>>8230859
Yes?
Did u?

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>>8230883
Forgot image pls kill me for terminal autism

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>>8230884
>not for chasers to talk to transgirls
WHY
ARE YOU HERE
THEN
LMAO

>>8230881
idk i was just joking sounds like a fancy car though

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imagine being so lonely and desperate for sexual gratification that you fuck an animal that is incapable of consent
pretty gross

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>>8230879

!

>>8230890

But I felt so gross todayyy

Who ordered sassy black woman grace?

>>8230852
aw man :( im sorry. for me its all the same shit as always. i just started new meds so hopefully they'll help... supposedly making nausea worse is a really common side effect tho so ... bleh.
it helps to have support though.

good luck.

>>8230866
i need new warm weather stuff too, thats what im getting!! all skirts and blouses and dresses because im sick of wearing pants all the fucking time. i wanna look and feel cute again gdi.

im jealous of ur being able to sew... i always wanted to learn but never did!

>what are you looking at
i guess... stuff with happy and pure endings mostly... lol..............

>>8230898
olive help

>>8230898
yeah i just threw up in my sink a few times when they were talking about losing their virginity to a dog. Like holy shit /pol/ was right , some of us really are that degenerate.

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>>8230871
>rainbow flag
literally just gay
>confederate battle flag
literally traitors

not quite the same thing tbqh

>>8230892
not enough
>>8230884
why do you feel to need to share ur mental retardation with everyone here? can't you just maybe idk.. Not type this kind of shit

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>>8230898
ye but what can you do but ignore it even tho it's animal abuse :/

>>8230899
apparently she disagreed!

Are you guys ready for mothers day and remember that youll never be able to celebrate it as a mother?

>>8230851
that's a shit game but hope you have fun

>>8230913
mom's dead

i win

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>>8230902
Why
are you here
tho
>>8230901
I just feel
fuckin sassy
y'all are just ASKIN for it tonight

>>8230910
>can't you just maybe idk.. Not type this kind of shit
this x999999

but i have my weak, immobile, low test sperm stored

>>8230910
buy a big knife and cut off their fingers so they can't post anymore

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>>8230917
I did knot expect such a sassy Grace.

>>8230921
you weren't totally infertile were you?

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post a screenshot of a game you have on your computer RIGHT NOW or else

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>>8230911

I... huh. You're right.

>>8230897
Its ok. Surprinsgly, the owner left a $2kish sound system in it, as it was used. I just need to replace two rear struts and get tags. Can't wai tto drive It more

>>8230871
Freedom of expression
vs supporting slavery. Not even apples to oranges, more like fruit to landmines.

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>>8230928
What did I say about using my little witches?

>>8230928
just kill me

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>>8230871
i'd ask them why they hate america desu

>>8230927
my sperm count was 0.1 million and the average sperm count is 40-60 million

i didn't get a sperm analysis so the sperm that i did get stored could be useless

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>>8230933
top bad they're mine now

>>8230935
/kills you

>>8230938
Dont feel bad im infertile now too.

>>8230941
thank you

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>>8230941

>>8230942
forgot trip

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>>8230928

>>8230947
but my babies :(

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>>8230924
You're knot kidding, huh?

>>8230954
just adopt, my gf and i plan on doing that.

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>>8230956

>>8230904
Good luck to you too.

>>8230904
>sewing
Look up some videos on Youtube. It isn't hard, you just need the equipment, and it setup right. Take some rags, cut them up and try sewing various stitches on them. Different cloth types like different stitches, but there are books to tell you what to use. I never could remember them. I didn't sew enough.

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I need someone to come and pat me on the head and tell me everything is going to be okay right now

How do I stop being ashamed of everything?

>>8230928
I don't have any games on this computer.

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>>8230963
everything is gonna be ok tho

>>8230931
>more like fruit to landmines.
Fruit to barbwire.

what lewds????
the picture I used in the OP was a worksafe pic, its been posted on /lgbt/ plenty of times before...

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>>8230963
Everything will be alrightalie, Natalie.

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>>8230963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ecebm9TGFf

>tfw your favorite youtubers used your advice in their new episode
SENPAI NOTICED ME

okay now i need everyone who pat me to fight each other in a deathmatch

>>8230972
4 couples fucking...nope nope nope

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>>8230973
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>8230981
Don't worry, like I said, you're the only one that gets any heavypetting from me. <3

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>>8230977
i-i didn't pat

>>8230973

>Tfw boys have been giving me headpats lots...

I have to meet Sertii in 5 hours and explain why there's a human spine growing out of my chest (carefully photoshopped or removed from pictures via angling).

>>8230977
No thanks.

>>8230928
i dont play video games, sorry ):
>>8230904
hey dude wut up
>>8230898
>>8230898
rip
>>8230980
Syndie, that image has been posted on this worksafe board dozens of times before with 0 issues.
no nipples or genitals were visible.
so
but now I see that people were talking about bestiality and all kinds of other shit.
if that pic wasn't worksafe, i also would have been banned for posting that picture, and I was not.
tl;dr you dont know what you're talking about fuck off.
>>8230976
hi, can you not talk to me you enormous piece of shit?

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>>8230989
>no genitals were visible
WRONG there were balls you dummy

>>8230989
U could see the balls of the girl in thw top right part

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66UNDxw7elY

Well I guess I need to postpone my orchiectomy to get a Smith and Wesson 500 now.

>>8230996

Too much test for me....

>>8230997
You don't have to have testosterone just to enjoy having a tool that can destroy anything it touches

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>>8230928

pew pew bots

>>8230996
Wanna talk on discord again or nah?

>>8230996
literally what point does this video serve

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>>8231004

>>8231002

All that aggression... Need to tank your T baby

>>8230989
dude the image had people fucking in it yeah it might be 'worksafe' but don't get mad at people for pointing something out

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>>8231006
<3 I love you~.

>>8230995
well if you look that hard you can find balls ANYWHERE desu

are we witnessing live the end of another grace relationship

>>8231007
So after everyone filters you, you just go anonymous?

Don't you understand when you're not welcome and unwanted? It means go away, stop talking, begone, cease and desist, stop being a plague on our community.

Go away. You're an awful person.

>>8231013
Her autism has been on display a lot more recently.

She's acting super clingy too.

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>>8231010
Don't you dare look at any other skank again
>>8231013
Breaking up on our one month anniversary KEEPIN IT CLASSY
>>8231016
yea but that's why Christina loves me, my autism is endearing to her

She also likes it when I cling

>>8231006
You are so jealous and neurotic that it is pathetic. This is why online ldr are a joke and why you have different relationships every month. Seriously, grow up. No grown man or woman in real life wants to date a tranny with the mind of a 12 year old petulant child. In before you disregard this post because it's "mean". It's actually how the real world outside of desperate losers on 4chan works.

>>8231014
>Don't you understand when you're not welcome and unwanted?
she admitted to being autistic so its possible that she doesnt have the mental capacity to understand why shes unable to interact with others. At all.

>>8231019
>maximum salt: the post
I love tranny drama.

>>8231010
Please ignore Grace's jealous bullshit. She's a spoiled child that is incapable of real meaningful relationships. I hope you have a good talk with your friends on discord without that storm of autism guilt tripping you over not spending every second of your time coddling her like an infant. Props to you for having that much patience. I sure as hell wouldn't.

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>>8231019
>>8231027

can we like talk about clothes or something idk

>>8231004
I removed you because you pushed me into a breakdown after I begged you for weeks to stop doing something and a few days later you did it again I kind of hoped it was pretty evident I am upset at you

>>8231005
WHY NOT

>>8231030
I dont mind the drama but sure, where do you go shopping for clothes.

>>8231023
Its really not salt. I'm just sick and tired of trannies acting like over grown children and that kind of backwards mentality being encouraged instead of frowned upon. Real life is nothing like this place and acting like that when you're in your adulthood is a massive handicap in life.

>>8231030
ok i want clothes but i dont have money

>>8231030
I dunno nim, is that gay?

>>8231027
pretty sure she was joking

>>8231030
i have 2 boymode sweaters and 3 flannel type shirts how about you Emily

>>8231036
Whether or not you are right is irellevent. You are obviously insanely jealous that other people are getting affection and attentin and you are not. Your posts are dropping with bitterness, sour grapes and pettiness.
If they want to have a dysfunctional relationship then let them, its none of your fucking business.

>>8230989
When it shows up continually in the OP image, it is bound to find somebody with less tolerance.

>>8230996
That last round is what they call a bear slug. Note, not guaranteed to stop a bear. It's just the biggest round most people can handle and it has a good chance of breaking through the bear rib cage to do terminal damage. It won't stop a bear in it's tracks. They have a good minute to two minutes to maul you to death after you shredded their heart and lungs. You need to shoot out their central nervous system to stop them in their tracks.

>>8231013
No lol, it's all maymays. Mostly anyway, I do wanna talk to Nat again, but her reasons are valid.
>>8231016
Cling's fine, I quite like it.
>>8231018
Mine. <3
>>8231027
Lel. Thanks for complimenting my patience, I guess.
>>8231032
I figured both the response and the reasons why, I'm sorry but that's not really enough.

>>8231040
>and 3 flannel type shirts
dyke

>>8231034
It's never okay for a partner to be jealous of another partner having a platonic friend and speaking with them. I get that you're extremely young but in adult world that kind of shit is unacceptable and seen as very unattractive. I've listened to friends break up over their boyfriend or girlfriend being clingy like that because adults want an equal, not a grown child to raise and coddle.

>>8231045
Just learn to be
>sweet and intelligent
online too.

>>8231048
You sound like someone who is underage and trying way too hard to seem more mature than you actually are. I know plenty of cis girls irl that are jealous and act way younger than they should. Should they be doing it? Of course not. But to pretend it doesnt happen outside of trannies is beyond ridiculous and just proves you rarely interact with females in real life.

>>8231044
I don't plan on fighting bears anytime soon so I should be alright.

>>8231046
I don't know, what do you want me to tell you?

>>8231013

>grace relationship

regraceonship?

>>8231035
im asking cuz my wardrobe is just t-shirts and baggy jeans right now lol

im pretty sure i got most of them at like jcpenny

>>8231038
go to goodwill

>>8231039
idk whatever i say seems to annoy you so im just not gonna say anything

>>8231040
i own 5 t-shirts, 4 jeans and one old stained hoodie

>>8231057
goodwill doesn't have free clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, is mtfg ready to admit it thinks about /pol/ when it faps?

>>8231054
I mean, I don't expect you to tell me anything. But I do like you so I thought I'd try. Again, I'm sorry.

>>8231059
but they're on the cheapo

steal from their donation bins okay

>>8231047
i guess that does make me sound like a dyke but I'm actually into guys

i got the shirts when my grandpa died because no one wanted them so i just took them lol

>>8231043
Why is jealousy always the default assumption? Do you really think that all criticism is based off of envy? That is a logical fallacy. If I see something I'm going to give my opinion of it. For the record, I have a partner that I've been happy with for well over three years, so your assumption is off base. I just want to see trannies on this site stop acting like infants and encouraging this behavior because it does no favors in real adult life.

>>8231057
>im asking cuz my wardrobe is just t-shirts and baggy jeans right now lol
Go to american eagle and get girls t shirts then. Some of them look kind of androgynous. Get some cute yoga pants too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DcA1TtaP_c

reminder............
clickondetroit.com/news/detroit-man-shoots-transgender-woman-in-face-after-paying-for-sexual-act-in-back-seat-of-car

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>>8231057
Sorry, you don't deserve my sass.
Whatcha wanna talk about about clothes?
I need to go pick up some shorts tomorrow, and look for swimsuits, kinda nervous on the swimsuits.
>>8231060
I do, hence my gf. And past /pol/ bfs. :^)

>>8231055
>whenever i'm uncomfortable / irritated
Take a self imposed timeout. Try to relax and calm down before posting.

>>8231060
im usually still browsing /pol/ when i fap and looking at all the posts telling me to gas myself.

>>8231064
>For the record, I have a partner that I've been happy with for well over three years,
UH huh. Seems totally legit.
> I just want to see trannies on this site stop acting like infants
A lot of people on lgbt are underage you know that right? This isnt exactly the most mature group of people you are going to meet.

>>8231068
Fucking based...

>>8231068
oh, beep this makes me thing about something my mom was telling me.
i dont want to post it though so here
https://clyp.it/2gfqkc0z

>>8231061
It'll hurt more people than me again so I'll to decline.

>>8231068
top comment: this has nothing to do with trans

based indeed...

>>8231066
im just looking to get right on the edge of andro without passing over into girlmode right now lol

i feel like i probably don't have the eye for it which is why it makes me nervous

>>8231071
ive just been thinking about making my wardrobe more andro without it being too obvious, ya know?

i just want like subtle things that subconscious say feminine but don't make it obvious that im trying to look more feminine?

i dont even know if that stuff exists, i keep saying im gonna go to the goodwill next to my house but i never do

>>8231067
Grace has always been an insufferable cunt with severe mental instability and a massive need of everyone's attention. Have you not seen her sperg outs when she doesn't get enough (You)s herr just for existing? She just used to hide her cunt and attention needy side more but now she doesn't and is upset that more and more people dislike the real Grace and she can't go back to her fake kawaii purity persona. Filter and ignore until she leaves from lack of attention.

>>8231073

They're just joking. Secretly, they long to dom you.

>>8231076
>https://clyp.it/2gfqkc0z
Is violence in the black community against transgirls really that bad? Im sorry to hear that.

>>8231082
no. especially not if you pass. my mom is just an asshole.

>>8231014
Who do you think I am? xD

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>>8231080

>>8231081
>. Secretly, they long to dom you.
Oh i know when i would post nudes and stuff i would always get the most you's.

In fact i met a guy who i might turn into a sugar daddy on /pol/.

>>8231077
Okay, I understand.

>>8231076
get her to move you somewhere white then. thats sounds like manipulation to me

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Hahahaha faggots

>>8231082
it's violence against trans in communities in poverty and many blacks live and grow up in poverty conditions unfortunately

>>8231084
>especially not if you pass.
Good point. But iv heard its a problem in the US with a lot of trans girls who will like basically not tell the dude they are hitting on that they have a penis, go to have sex, the guy realizes they have a penis and then kills them in shock/anger. I dont understand how trans girls could be so dumb as to do that kind of shit. I mean obvously its no excuse to kill them at all, but you cant go around looking like a girl and not expect that most men will assume you have a vagina because 99% of women do.

>>8231095
I didn't know they did those for men...

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>>8231079
My best guess would be girl jeans, can be mistaken for guy jeans but have the feminine cut.
Baggy things always work to at least help hide the masculinity.

>>8231085
Chelsea from aus i would guess i guess

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>>8231095
congrats! i wanna get one of those! it looks pretty gud :o

black people tell me why you never tip?

>>8231107
could you not

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How to not be a terrible girlfriend and stop messing everything up?

>>8231109
You can only really learn this stuff from experience.

>>8231100
hmmm, i can try that

gonna be lookin mad sketch in the women's section at goodwill

>>8231098
i think the more common scenario is that the guy knows she is trans and they date kind of but he is ashamed of being attracted to her because it's gay or something so he kills her to restore his honor or something

>>8231063
>flannel-wearing agp into dudes
hot

>>8231109
1. be selfless instead of selfish
2. talk to them all the time
3. Tell them how much they mean to you
4. Do things that make them happy
5. Spend time with them
6. If you have relatonship problems talk about them cordially instead of blowing up at them. Be calm and peacefully explain your problems.
7. Remember you love them and they love you.

>>8231108
im genuinely a curious delivery driver.

>>8231116
am i really agp just because i still wear men's clothing

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>>8231117
good advice desu

>>8231114
i have never heard of this happening. Got any examples?

I see that on the even of visiting me Sertii decided to get into a very extended argument. It seems my Something Awful forums brain virus spreads quite quickly.

>>8231113
Nah, nobody cares. You'll just be nimmy shopping.

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>>8231091
lol
this is the ethnic makeup of where we live
she's just being a prick
>>8231098
i agree with anon>>8231114
and from alot of stories I've been told, men get violent against transwomen when transwomen reject their advances and stuff
idk
i dont date guys really, and i dont do alot of sex so eh

I'm pretty drunk someone be my friend?
Please?

>>8231123
give her a nose flick for me okay

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>>8231117
I try to do all that but I still mess things up by being overly emotional

>>8231113
No one cares beyond the occasional weird look.

>>8231119
Everything is agp by this boards standards

>>8231128
That's why I said you learn from experience. Its very hard to apply a general guideline to relationships without experience because they're by definition very emotionally charged.

>>8231127
Will do.

>>8231128
>by being overly emotional
Im overly emotional too sometimes. i could help you learn to stimulate the front part of your brain to be more rational if you want but it takes a bit of effort and idk if you really want my help or not.

>>8231129
>Everything is agp
Today i got in the shower and washed my dick. Literally agp.

>>8231118
>>8231108
>>8231107
http://articles.latimes.com/2006/mar/26/travel/tr-insider26
http://www.ebony.com/news-views/are-black-people-really-bad-tippers-981
https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/01/21/whats-behind-racial-differences-in-restaurant-tipping/
there u go

The most AGP thing in the world is being alive.

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this one is a better graph

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so i'm sitting here...filling out the information for sperm banking when it hit me...this is it.

Everything from here on out will be different...i've spent my whole life in agonizing mental and physical anguish. Had a few good times not gunna lie...but i knew i couldn't sustain the male acting and lucky good moments forever. Changes had to be made....

So i made them, dropped out of college, kept my anxiety down long enough to land a job (got fired and missed out on several jobs based on anxiety alone, this took almost 3 months) got my voice a bit higher, saw a dermatologist to help ease my acne.

A year after i dropped out and made my plans to transition i'm feeling and looking alot better as well. I thought i had another few weeks before the hormones came in the mail but as i'm sitting here filling out these forms it hit me.

This is it...it all comes down to this...everything i have ever wanted, all the nights spent crying, the money spent, the days when the only thing keeping me going were the thought of living as a female...

It all boils down to one moment... (most likely Monday morning)everything i have ever wanted is right in front of me and is there earlier than i ever expected it to be.

Not sure what emotion i'm feeling right now because it honestly feels like all of them...

fuggg

>>8231135
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/01/21/whats-behind-racial-differences-in-restaurant-tipping/
I see.

Pfft, fucking hell. This place properly loses its nut around this time of day.

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>>8231098
dating is tricky if you pass. you have to be open and honest about your status as transgender right away so that they can decide if they want to pursue you or not without any hard feelings or invested emotions to run wild.

ive never had a bad experience with a guy or girl by telling them I'm trans. but it was important to let them know so they could make that informed decision and to show that I wasn't trying to deceive or mislead them!

on online dating apps it was a bit of a mixed bag of responses some people were like oh crap a transgender I'm out....

others were like okay idc so I always support saying it as early as possible to mitigate as much potential aggression as possible doubly so when sex is involved

>tfw you know it's probably not safe but you're now researching shoulder shorting surgeries
http://www.dr-kimura.com/ope-list/other/

>>8231141
today i woke up and was generally aware of my penis existing. Literally too agp to function.

>>8231142
TY

>>8231071
Just how /pol/ are your gf and bfs?

>>8231149
you need to chill the fuck out dude.

>>8231147
>dating is tricky if you pass. you have to be open and honest about your status as transgender right away so that they can decide if they want to pursue you or not without any hard feelings or invested emotions to run wild.
Yeah thats one of the reasons im glad i date girls now, the risk of me getting beaten up or killed when they find out i have a dick is way less than if i was going after guys

Maybe transbian really is the master race. jk

>>8231153
it just seems too good to be true!

im calm :(

>>8231145
Most Euro posters aren't up yet and most American posters are asleep, I guess.

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>>8231151
Sieg heil, desu.

>>8231153
nim is on 4chan too much and has no url friends to keep her grounded so what do you expect. This is standard 4chan insanity coming into play.

>>8231131
I don't wanna ruin my relationship getting experience though

>>8231095
i...i love you

can pandora stop getting into fights with, literally, every single living organism in the world? the answer is no

>>8231121
on wiki page for unlawfully killed trans people they have 4 where the bf killed a transgirl

what i was taking about more though they probably aren't dating but they fuck once then the guy murders her later to try to hide it

>>8231158
Dude is gender neutral

>>8231163
Oh of course not. but if its going through a rough patch this will on itself be experience you can make use of should trouble arise again. Relationships are kinda like that in my experience.

>>8231126
I'm sorry i don't have enough energy to have friends i just lay in bed all day

>>8231145
I'll be losing both my nuts soon :^)

>>8231165
Should start putting in the OP to filter and ignore him like Drake. If you read the last thread he was trying to groom underage posters to have sex with dogs.

>>8231160
are u me
>>8231166
Link

>>8231168
DUDE

Sry to everyone I'm actually rly drunk

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>>8231155
with guys it's a bit overblown on the violence thing. now if you keep it a secret you are playing with some life threatening fire but of you're open and honest right out of the gate then its more or less the same as with a girl

although to be fair i have no clue what it's like to be with a girl in a relationship ive only had one sham of a gf when I was early hrt and unpassing. she just used me for sex to experiment with a tranny so im kinda jaded on them along with no attraction :s

>>8231162
ive tried to take breaks but i gotten even more lonely when i left

>>8231177
highlight unlawfully killed trans people and right click google search then control f boyfriend I'm on my phone pls understanding

>>8231179
>so im kinda jaded on them along with no attraction :s
Im sorry to hear that Korra.

seriously gonna push to get ffs before insurance refuses me under trump law

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okay goodnight

beep you're pretty!

>>8231191
good night cutie

>>8231191
nim is a sleepy angel

>>8231191
goodnight sleepy cutie Emily

>>8231177
I dunno, am I?
>>8231191
Nighty night Nimmy Nim.

>>8231191
good night nim!

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>>8231186
its nothing to be sorry about really just something that happened that eventually led to me just not liking girls in the romantic capacity

i think i was i lyrics ever meta attracted to them to begin with since that's what I was raised to like and i was beaten over the head that liking boys was completely unacceptable and even entertaining the thought would send me to hell to burn for eternity so i uber repressed my attraction to dudes for years

(and also becsuse i got raped by an older male cousin for years and it made me pissed off at guys and pissed off that he was trying to force me to be a faggot like him so it pushed me even further away from the idea of liking guys to prove that he didn't "win" and turn me into a faggot like him)

do all in all my mindset was a compete shit show that took years to unfuck

Why do boys kiss on the first date, girls never kiss me on the first day

Idk uh add me on skype carvins creek
I'm like I said drunk and just want rly want to talk to someone

>>8230807
am I still banned or what?

>>8231208
Forgot trip but fuck my asshole

>>8231204
i'd kiss u on the first date. maybe a soft bite on your lower lip.

>>8231204
really? girls always kiss me/want to kiss me on the first date.

How long on hormones should I be before getting breast implants? Is it possible to go up 2 cup sizes (A to C) without it looking super fake? What will happen if I get them too early?

>>8231179
electrolysis or laser for you?

>>8231213
That doesn't sound like what a boy does, it was super aggressive, he pushed me into the wall and stuff

That sounds much nicer

>>8231217
as long as he wasnt a bad kisser thats ok

>>8231214
Maybe it's a gay thing, it's always a slow courtship with cis girls, maybe kissing on the third date

>>8231198
>am I?
i thought i was the only right leaning proud white person on this board.

>>8231203
>and also becsuse i got raped by an older male cousin
Holy shit that is fucked up im really sorry to hear that. You didnt need to share that but im glad that you did.
>>8231204
Boys are more desperate for affection and thirsty to get laid.

>>8231215
just grow natural c cup like i did.

>>8231219
I'm not gay I just went along with it so I'd be a better bf

My body might be a little gay tho

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>>8231216
neither. I just get a close shave and cover with concealer

>>8231132
I just washed off my brow pencil.
So agp.

>>8231222

I'm 10 months and they're just A cups, and not nice round, filled out A cups, they're like, kinda cone-like :(

>>8231230
Breast development takes 6 to 7 years to finish.

>>8231230
>I'm 10 months and they're just A cups,
i didnt have c cups for like pretty much 2 years. Just give it time.

What dose of estrogen are you on?

>>8231228
LITERALLY agp

>>8231224
y not? now you get to feel extra dysphoric when you take ur makeup off every night...

hence why im getting laser or electrolysis...maybe both?

>>8231217
i know the perfect way to kiss you because I'm the best you'll ever have.

even if that story sounds a little fayke.

i wonder why no one fake posts as me neat sexy adventure stuff

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>>8231222
its all water under the bridge now. im over it and it doesn't bother me like it used to since i can acknowledge that it was a bad thing that happened and move on

but the point I was trying to make is that it fucked with my sexuality a lot growing up. I didn't WANT to be gay and i hated the fact that I was attracted to dudes on some level. as a teenager I couldn't figured out if the attraction would have developed naturally since I was a bit of a effeminate flamer as a kid before the abuse or if the attraction was forced on me which I tried to reject as much as possible.

that caused a lot of distress and self hate and over compensation that didn't get worked out for like 12 years. I'm glad I'm over it now but boy was it crappy having no idea what I really wanted or why for so long

>>8231223
whatever you gotta tell yourself i guess

>>8231235
will you pay for mine? i found a sweet deal but iv only got 30 bucks in my bank, cant get a job because of stress and anxiety, and parents wont give me more because i broke a dish tonight when it slipped out of my hand while cleaning it.

>>8231241
please use tripcode

>>8231224
>my boyfriend wakes up to me with beard stubble

Also you just can't replicate the smooth soft glow of natural hairless skin without it, sorry, it always looks gross without a pound of makeup

>>8231234

I take 20mg estradiol valerate right in the butt once a week, and 200mg spiro a day and 100mg progesterone a day

>>8231215
i'd wait at least 3 years, but i think 5-8 is better.
breasts take a long time to grow
>>8231220
wtf is that supposed to mean, all the girls i'm talking about were cis.
cis and gay, but yeah

>>8231241
Do you think that being raped by a guy affected your sexuality or do you think you would have liked guys regardless. Sorry if thats a touchy subject im just curious because i dont know many people who have been raped who are willing to talk about it.

My gf freezes up and cries anytime she remembers hers, no matter how much i try to comfort her.

>>8231204
I've always been kissed on the first date.

It may be boys are the ones initiating things, and girls ok or reject the advances boys make.

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>>8231235
no car first and foremost so u couldn't even drive to any appointments. secondly I can't afford that because I have rent that I can barely pay each month on my modest waitress earnings.

i have to save for a car first and then get a second job and then maybe I can start looking for laser or electro but yeah facial hair triggers me and it's a bug source of dysphoria when I feel stubble

>>8231246
filter her filenames, she always uses the same ones.
yw

>>8231233

but I've seen some girls with really really nice implants, like, you can hardly tell they're fake and I'm tired of my chest being so smol

>>8231248
You will be fine then just have some patience. I was still a cup at 10 months.

>>8231246
She got to the point of being completely filtered

Made a whole new trip and it happened again

Her masculine sense of entitlement is pretty strong

>>8231262
not that its any of my business but why are you filtering her? i find most of her posts to be generally kind, insightful and free of any shitpostiing or autism.

>>8231258
I couldn't advise you on what to do with your own body. I can assure you that later on your breasts will appear more natural by themselves over time, even if it takes..a long time. Getting implants early on might give them a disproportionate look in regards to the rest of your body if it hasn't completely feminized yet - Upper body muscle loss, hip size, etc.

>>8231251
Gays can't put babies in each other

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>>8231247
yeah shit sucks but my hands are tired until i have the means of getting rid of it permanently ;_;

>>8231252
looking back on it, probably not. if left alone I would have still ended up a tranny and liking guys I just would have accepted it sooner rather than later since it would have been a natural development

the only thing the bad stuff did was force me into repressing for so long had it bot happened I probably would have transitioned that much sooner but cant change the past

and yeah that's a rough subject to talk about I used to be the same exact way because it's such a shameful and painful thing to remember until you work though all the psychological damage it's done :(

>>8231271
idgi
we're both gay(or bi, or pansexual) women.
what are you trying to get at

>>8231264
Niggers don't deserve trips.

>>8231252
Have your gf get some therapy and EMDR. It sucks to have past events control one' life like that.

>>8231279
What do you mean we, you and your date?

>>8231276
>and yeah that's a rough subject to talk about I used to be the same exact way because it's such a shameful and painful thing to remember until you work though all the psychological damage it's done :(

Yeah im not really sure how to talk about it with her but i can tell it still bothers her a lot. Most people i can reach on sensitive subjects but its like she literally goes into freeze mode and just cant handle even thinking about it at all. It really makes me so sad that i wasnt there for her (tho i didnt even know her at the time and we were both still boymode) and that i just dont know how to help her with it.

I mean its not a HUGE issue, shes generally pretty happy and loving and adorable. But it comes up sometimes when rape gets mentioned.

>>8231283
yeah, my dates and myself

>>8231230
what dose of estrogen and cypro or spiro?

>>8231259
>>8231265
>>8231251

okays, thank you girls!

>>8231280
Thats interesting. She has done nothing do deserve your hate other than her skin colour. Lol and people were calling ME /pol/.

>>8231282
She wont let me do emdr on her and we cant afford therapy.

>>8231289

see
>>8231248

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I was raped a lot and I don't think it affected me much if at all. Am I wrong and just unaware of it?

>>8231264
no one except the fucking retard pol fags cares that she's black. most people don't like her because she says fucking stupid and annoying things. like how she 'dated' like 3 different trannies here then came back a few weeks later talking about how she's always been straight and transbians are gross. there is a reason she posts as Anon and avatars so you can't filter her.

>>8231293
nobody can say, but probably

>>8231293
>Am I wrong and just unaware of it?
If you were actually raped then yes, it probably affected you quite a lot and you are just repressing it.

>>8231293

Probably

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>>8231286
ouch damn. you have to tread very softly on that subject because not everyone responds to it the same way.

sounds like she has some brutal mental scars from it so I would highly recommend a trained professional to help with this since they're the experts.

i used to be the same way just freeze the fuck up and pretend it didn't happen and do my best to ignore the problem. issue with that is when left unchecked it festers like a cancer and can ruin her future.

all i can say is love her and be there for her like you have and let her know you ate here for her should she ever feel ready to move past it but by no means should you try and force it you need to be gentle or you can drive a wedge between y'all and make things worse

>>8231291
Ah, hope your financial situation improves a lot.

>>8231293
>Am I wrong and just unaware of it?
You're likely repressing a lot. It's also likely the root cause of your self hatred.

>>8231295
>like how she 'dated' like 3 different trannies
i never saw her say that but then agian i only came back to lgbt yesterday. its been years

>here is a reason she posts as Anon and avatars so you can't filter her.
well i guess i will see then

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>>8231293
it absolutely has affected you. I used to think the exact same way and going on living life like it hadn't fucked me up in a lot of ways I was incapable of perceiving because of my compromised mental health

i dont think it's even possible to be raped without some damage and I've talked to about a dozen different rape victims

>>8231299
Thank you korra.

>>8231300
>hope your financial situation improves a lot.
Doubtful unless my sympathetic chain magically grows back and i can deal with stress again.

Do major nerve things like that grow back? Shit i dont even know what to google to find that out. I guess its just part of the nervous system so it would be nerves.

>>8231296
>>8231297
>>8231298
gosh hecking darnit

>>8231300
Probably, but sex and coercion and the such aren't what really cripple me or bring up traumatic memories.

Abandonment and fear of being judged are what really make me freeze up and hate myself.

I mean, I remember a lot of what they did to me, it's really not that bad, it feels a million times worse to me when I'd get abandoned or beaten or hurt for trying my best at something as a child and having nothing I ever did be good enough.

>>8231243
lmfao...uhh no not today but one word...groupon. Amazing laser deals.

>>8231313
>.groupon. Amazing laser deals.
yeah
https://www.groupon.com/deals/renew-glow-laser-3#merchant-info-map

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>>8231307
About the only thing I really noticed as a consequence of what happened is that I can't be alone near groups of women and I try to keep my back to a wall and can't sleep with someone in the same room and always try to be nearest to the exit

Also I really like being forcibly taken and used in the bedroom, that's kind of a funny twist

is my singing alright?
https://clyp.it/0vshkjzq

>>8231317
you can stack deals if you find the right ones/loopholes at the right locations.

I had a friend get her laser done with 30 dollars (10 sessions lol)

>>8231259
How long have you been on HRT?

>>8231320
>https://clyp.it/0vshkjzq
pretty impressive desu your voice is really good

>>8231320
you're all kinds of offkey and pitchy, but it sounds androgynous or feminine, so

>>8231323
>you can stack deals if you find the right ones/loopholes at the right locations.
pls help me do that for calgary.

>>8231324
2 years.

>>8231328
pofjwepofirhsodfjkaolfj
wtf C cup in 2 years?

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What should I do if I like how my boobs are at almost 4 months and don't want them to grow much more cause I don't want em too look weird

>>8231332
dont ask

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>>8231295
why are you making stuff up? let me refute this dumb crap for the final time so that these repeated memes will stop

>"dated" 3 different trannies

okay not sure why this is a problem but yeah I ""e dated"" 3 girls from here when I was lonely confused and desperate as all fuck early into transition. it was basically just talking in Skype outside if mtfg that never really went anywhere or meeting face to face

>always been straight and transbians are gross

wew lass. one is an outright fabrication and the other one was me l i t e r a l l y shitposting I've said time and time again I give zero fucks who someone has sex with and it's entirely their business str8=bi=gay it doesn't matter at all


hopefully this ends the shitty meme but some anons are really biter and petty and love to hang on to childish hate years after the fact

>>8231334
nothing because if you stop taking estrogen you will be super depressed again. Just learn to love your breasts and not be so self conscious about them.

>>8231310
>Abandonment and fear of being judged are what really make me freeze up and hate myself.
>Iit feels a million times worse to me when I'd get abandoned or beaten or hurt for trying my best at something as a child and having nothing I ever did be good enough.
Then these are the issues you need to see a therapist who knows how to treat CPTSD. Sadly it is one of the hardest trauma types to treat. Not many therapists can treat it. It's much harder than PTSD because it is wrapped up in attachment issues. I don't know if I'll ever get over mine, but I can at least function a bit in safer situations. For awhile I couldn't.

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>>8231340
I'm not going to therapy okay

>>8231339
Well I wouldn't do that, but I really don't want them to be too big unless they get super big

>>8231338
its ok korra i didnt buy it for a second they are probably just upset someone who isnt white passes better than them.

>>8231343
iv never met a trans girl who wanted smol boobs so idk what to tell you. Your boobs are going to grow at a rate that is independent of how you want them to grow. Its the same for every other person who grows boobs. Thats just reality. Theres really not much you can do to stop them from growing except stop taking estrogen

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>>8231319
all i can give you is hugs. im sorry to hear that you went through that. if you ever wanna talk about it in private we can but if now my condolences. lotsa <3 4 Nat

>>8231335
I can help you get amazing deals if you teach me how to get c cups :3

>>8231335

No seriously how
tell me your secrets

>>8231350
#1
#2
i had a crush on 3 others though t b h

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>>8231353
It really doesn't bother me all that much, what kills me more and eats away at me constantly is all the guys I got dumped by because I'm not a real girl.