/mtfg/ - male to female general

Hail Eris!

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>>8221054
cheap drugstore stuff because im a cheapo
maybelline liquid and loreal powder and an e.l.f. setting spray

>>8221055
for fun and to finally meet my friend irl
hes graduating from college this year and he was thinking of using his graduation money to meet up with me somehow, so i suggested we go to japan instead of meeting up somewhere in the states
we're gonna stay at a ryokan together !!!!!!

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feeling hair brush against shoulders is super nice

maybe im wrong but i think ive seen a pretty massive improvement after only one laser session, i think 6 sessions will be enough to get everything if things keep coming the way they are now

are you all talking about your white hairs with electro? or do you just have light hair?

i have a dark hair/light skin combo so that goes into it as well

>>8221063
Tfw I just shaved my head

>>8221063
ikr

i like when it floofs up :)

>>8221072
why?

>>8221065
idk laser was never good enough for me
ive had a bunch of sessions and have had plenty of regrowth
electro seems to be the way to go for my hair

COMFY.

>>8221065
Laser in my experience has some heavy diminishing returns so don't get your hopes too high until you have those later sessions. My first 3 were amazing but the following 5 had barely any change, which is why I said to heck with it and went to electro instead. Like half gave up without a fight but the other half of facial hair doesn't want to die.

>>8221075
Cause I will never pass

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>>8221062
>cheap drugstore stuff because im a cheapo, maybelline liquid and loreal powder and an e.l.f. setting spray
Lol thats what i use too

>>8221065
I had ~8 sessions of laser, I have lighter skim and darker hair than you, and I still get some fuzz every so often that I have to pluck. It's like it removes a percentage of remaining hair each time so you never really hit 0

>>8221083
:(

>>8221062
That's the biggest weaboo waste of money I've ever heard of. You're going to regret it when you find out it's nothing like your anime.

ban anime

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i just found this.
i guess this means that people who don't believe women should have to wear head garments are simply secularists

>>8221087
It was long too

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>>8221084
yeah it's ezmode

>>8221088
how could it end up being a waste of money if im going to visit a place ive always wanted to visit with someone ive always wanted to spend time with
that doesnt make any sense anon

>>8221073
I love it when my hair gets all poofi ><

>>8221078
hmm that's weird, your hair seems like it'd be a good candidate

maybe your facial hair was always just light?

>>8221081
i think id really just like to get to the point where i don't have a shadow even after i just shaved

and after one session i barely have any shadow right afterwards so im optimistic ill get there :)

and then electro to finish things up

>>8221085
what do you mean? my hair is jet black and my skin is like porcelain white lol

i just have red undertones

id rather have to pluck a few tho than having a full on shadow!

>>8221096
i still don't know how to style it tho :(

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>>8221095
Imo Japan is depressing.
How long are you staying there?

i despise the feeling of my heart pounding in my chest
i wake up with anxiety and cant fall asleep and it's so frustrating

>>8221095
You're going to hate it. You don't even speak the language fucking moron.

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good edit desu

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>>8221097
yeah, i don't really know. it is what it is though.

>>8221099
just for a little over a week

>>8221101
lmao why are u so mad tho
i wanna go for a visit it's not like im blindly moving there or anything yeesh

>>8221098
yeah, I tend to just like it best when I wake up, it looks worse when I try to comb it or anything x_x

>>8221095
Go somewhere else with beaches like Florida.

>>8221093
how long have you been on hrt?

>Tfw no bf to kiss and cuddle

>>8221102
Lol, but in all seriousness who the fuck can't tuck right?

Parents are fucking selfish cunts
I can't believe I was worried about what they'd feel when they're so glad to chance me killing myself

No matter how worried you are about your parents, they're not fucking worth it, just transition

>>8220737
sertii is literally one of the normiest people in this thread though.

i literally constantly yell at her to be less of a fucking normie because its almost sickening.

>>8221111
>beach
>while i still have a dick
i havent gone swimming in a decade
also nice digits

>>8221110
i comb it back and let it fall on its own and it looks okay sometimes

>>8221111
no florida is boring

i would know

>>8221114
>tuck
>get erection
???

>>8221091
You don't like Anime?
And is it true that you are actually a girl?

>>8221114
she got a boner so it untucked itself
it makes me wanna cut mine off desu

>>8221115
THIS

>>8221121
>>8221123
How tf do you get a boner ?

I'm not a girl cause I can't be a girl
I'm just a beta male
I'm just a beta male

>>8221115
>No matter how worried you are about your parents, they're not fucking worth it, just transition
this desu desu desu

>>8221122
only oldskool anime and no

>>8221097
Oh I just am basing that on the franken nim picture, your skin looks a lil tanned and hair looks a lil browner compared to mine.
But yeah getting down to pluck mode is pretty nice. You'll get there

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>>8221107
Ahh ok
So it won't be bad.
Where do you plan on staying?

>tfw lived in Japan for a year
I made a mistake

>>8221117
you do this uncomfortable beta male thing about sertii and i wish you'd shut up

>>8221107
It's a waste of money and the people are nothing like you expect. They're extremely xenophobic and conservative they wont treat you well since you're trans.

>>8221119
Being able to swim again I something I really enjoyed last summer. Actually, I was so eager to do it I took a dip or two in the pool before leaving Thailand even though I was told to wait two months after surgery.

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I'm doing a research, are you left or right handed? This is very important!

>>8221132
it's cuz of my yellow lamp next to my bed lol

yeah im like "burned within 5 minutes in the sun" white

>>8221138
ambidextrous.

>>8221126
I still have balls

>>8221112
3 years

>>8221138
left handed

>>8221138
Left handed

>>8221120
it seems like florida is just a crap version of california

>>8221124
>>8221129
They just dont fucking understand how taxing it is
>"I have problems too"
Oh fucking boohoo, you created them problems yourself by getting yourself into debt over and over you fucking mong

>>8221138
left

>>8221138
Ambi yo

>>8221140
I'm so white/pale that I don't get tanned or burnt, the light just reflects :P

someone be my friend/roommate irl I'm lonely ;-;

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>>8221138
right
>>8221133
weEbz

>>8221127
be a girl if you want to tho

>>8221138
>tfw right handed
>tfw not trutrans

>>8221133
some airbnbs in tokyo and kyoto
probably gonna do 5 days in tokyo, an overnight or two in a ryokan somewhere, then 3 or 4 days in kyoto
havent planned it out entirely yet

>>8221136
ahhhh i forgot about these sorts of hyper-negative attitudes in mtfg
im glad i came back :')
are u the guy who was screaming at me when i was talking about wanting to do jet

>>8221137
ngl i miss it pretty bad sometimes
someday

>>8221138
right

>>8221148
ye kinda

california is p shitty too

LA is a dump

>>8221138
right

>>8221133
if only you had known that japan is full of xenophobes.
the open-minded young people coming here from japan for college might not be going back.
yea, you royally fucked up.
s. korea is a little better w/ foreigners

>>8221160
No that was a different fucking guy you fucking monkey.

>>8221165
the weather is top tier
i agree though too many mexicans

>>8221138
Right, I'm clumsy with my left

>>8221138
right is right

>>8221165
LA sucks butt
SD >>> LA tbqh

>>8221165
California isn't all LA. South orange county is nice as fuck. Its where I moved.

my bobbers are going crazy today they just exploding out of this shirt desu i probably should have wore a bra

>>8221152
where r u

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>>8221101
>go to Japan without speaking a single word of nip
>still have a fun time
Ur dum

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>tfw your sister says she got a hot tub
i-it won't be weird to try to go into a hot tub with a sweater on will it?

>>8221167
my little brother who studies CS is going to japan for an exchange year
i wonder what'll happen to him

>>8221179
slc, ut

>>8221114
Mines usually pretty good but if I have to run it can undo itself :(

>>8221138
Right handed. My left is completely useless at almost everything.

>>8221181
Wear a bikini

>>8221185
hehe thats cute

>>8221135
shup the fuck up don't bully nicole only i can do that
she is important

>>8221170
i have no idea why ur so mad
im still going tho

>>8221180
THANK u
i do speak some japanese though actually

>>8221101
everyone in Japan learns English in school most people are really shit at it because they have no reason to practice after leaving school but they can communicate with you

>>8221185
Buy another one then deadass

>>8221181
this >>8221188

>>8221182
idk.
it's possible that he might find a girlfriend who attatches herself to him just so she can learn english.
there are others who are simply obsessed w/ foreigners, but they're not in style, & idoubt they ever will be

>>8221167
I nearly went to Japan for the mandatory international internship during my Master's program. Not for weeb shit, I was interested in andosols since there's plenty of that in my home area. Went to Iceland instead.

>>8221186
I'm nowhere near but i went there on road trip once it was nice but the mormons are pretty fucking creepy

>tfw haven't gone swimming in ages
>tfw don't think I will for at least another few years

>>8221149
yeah mine can p much go fuck themselves

they've clearly noticed changed in my appearance but haven't said anything yet

>tfw never going in a pool or anyting ever again

>>8221135
the wife simply refuses to acknowledge me as the Alpha Smoker and is making me look like a fucking beta smoker in front of all my in-laws

>>8221188
>>8221196
no wtf

>>8221191
You're more prepared than I was then lmao

Besides Japan is safe af and people are honestly in general pretty nice and helpful even if you have a language barrier. It's an awesome adventure. Also, if you go, get a JR pass you can ride the Shinkansen unlimited for like 3 weeks

>>8221198
the school is near tokyo so people will probably be pretty used to westerners there
or am i wrong?

>>8221203
The closest I'll get to swimming is jumping off the Erskine bridge lmao

>tfw you construct a pool in your dorm so eva can go swimming without feeling bad

>>8221138
Left

>>8221208
wear a bikini top and then a swimming skirt if you're self conscious

>>8221202
they really are

>>8221208
I wear a bikini when i go to the spa with my bf. Grow some balls for fuck sake.

>>8221204
Mine straight up took my hormones away and said I'm "going to do it the right way" so I think I'll just kill myself

>>8221200
Nice reminiscing about the eighties.

>>8221200
>she picked iceland over japan
oh my god
>>8221207
honestly i didn't want to say this before because you were trying to quit but i think smoking is kinda hot.
Like I know its dumb but idk

>>8221213
I can't swim though and I don't think it's possible for me to learn :(

>>8221216
>>8221218
IM NOT OUT TO THESE PEOPLE AND IM STILL EARLY ON ;-;

if you want to read funny Japan expat stories go to Japanese rule of 7 website he's pretty fun

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>>8221160
What exatcly do you do to get someone like this anon foaming at the mouth? He just can't contain his hate boner for you. Is it someone you know?

>>8221225
i know how! we can get over your spatial thing and you can learn!

>>8221160
Sounds good

>>8221167
It wasn't too bad.
I made my share of friends and did get some issues with the older folk.
Though my job there wasn't the greatest while staying with my aunt in narita

>>8221229
please don't post pics of me here

>>8221224
Two people have said that to me recently and I can kinda see the appeal if I squint but I guess as somebody who developed a severe tobacco addiction and only recently got out of it I can't precisely agree lol. These days I've started finding the very idea of smoking kind of revolting, the smell too.

>>8221226
just tell them you're wearing it as a prank lol

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>>8221210
i guess maybe a little.
i would like to see shinjuku & akihabara.
but i wouldn't look forward to living in japan unless i'm around people who i know would have some respect for me

I really want to give up in my transition

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Thanks for answering! Right handed people aren't actually transsexuals.

>>8221221
sorry anon :(
don't kys though
you could order more right? how long had you been on hrt

the japanese are a violent people and have been known to eat people alive for looking at them wrong

>>8221230
i don't know if it's possible, I tried learning for years when I was younger, I can tread water but that's it...

>>8221236
the english don't like pranks

>>8221240
i want to give up on life

>>8221240
just boymode and eat girl pills and mb be a girl at home w/ a bf or something

>>8221247
cuuuuute

>>8221242
its all ogre :(

>>8221224
I spent six weeks there, yeah. Stayed in Selfoss, worked with the Mógilsá research station.

>>8221138
Right, but I'm good at using my left hand for things.

Japan is depressing, i was sent to Ozu in 2006 when i was sponsored by Honda to test some new bikes out. All and all i strayed from the testing compound just once and everyone is a rude shit

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>tfw have a bunch of noticeable changes in appearance since I'm 1yr hrt
>tfw nobody has ever said anything
>tfw friend didn't even comment when I wore women's clothes
wtf
>>8221242
Lmao

>>8221243
No I can't, not for a while, what I had would have lasted me til then and I was going to start today but now I have to wait another 2 years cause UK
Fucking sperg parents

>>8221242
>tfw not trutrans

>>8221252
h-how is that cute?

>>8221251
I don't know how to relax outside while on hrt

>>8221264
being inept is kawaii!

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>>8221229
ive got no idea lmao
some people just get really mad at me sometimes idk
i havent even been ehre in a while though so ppl should just give me love imo
also its my birthday so

>>8221238
Like I said it wasn't that bad.
Sure there were some problems but I met a lot of great people especially at work

>>8221264
idk just seeing lil babby eva trying to swim is cute :3

>>8221248
never no if you don't go
never shine if you don't glow

>>8221244
The replaced me with a pod elanna and sent me back to America to take revenge on America for nukes

>>8221267
Don't be so overly sensitive.

>>8221200
Iceland seems like it would be a really neat place.

>>8221276
what happened to the og lani

>>8221242
I'm going to murder you and the gun is going to be in my right hand

>>8221280
no iceland is filled with ice don't go there come to beautiful greenland the weather is great i promise

>>8221260
that really sucks anon
maybe convince them to at least let you have the AAs and explain why they're important

>>8221267
you don't get to demand love, that's now how it works you dumb shit

>>8221276
Did they not realize you(podlanna and realanna) are Canadian and are easily distracted by things like maple syrup and hockey?

>>8221280
It was a nice stay, yeah. Ate mutton, cod and salmon so often I couldn't eat any of that for months afterwards, though.

>>8221275
did you make that up

>>8221281
Turned into mulch to print more mangas to turn north american boys into girls

>>8221281
sex dungeon

>>8221260
order more. be sneaky.

>>8221285
I have, they don't want to hear it

>>8221242
o-oh :(
what am I then

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right handies get OUT! reeeeee

>>8221284
Okay Erik the Red.

>>8221273
o-oh... ><
>>8221266
I wish I could actually do stuff though :(

>>8221290
how does this make you feel

surely a replica as sophisticated as yourself has gained the ability to reason

let it out podi

>>8221290
>A fucking leaf
>Turned into mulch
Makes sense, actually...

>>8221292
I can't

>>8221289
yes

all that glitters is gold
only shooting stars break the mold

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>>8221295
majoritityy rullez

>>8221303
money issue?

>>8221284
I flew over Greenland, or the coast of it on the way to the UK and it just looked like one giant glacier. I don't remember seeing any signs of civilization >.>

>>8221288
I would looove that. How are the people?

im left handed AND a communist basically my entire life is a fucking meme so if you can like slit my throat or shoot me thatd be nice

>>8221298
we can learn not to be so helpful and do stuff together!

>>8221304
wow you're really talented

>>8221306
Yes, even if I did get more they'd just take them too, I never know if they're going to take 2 weeks or 1 week to arrive so I'm not ready to take them when they're delievered

>>8221310
What d'ya know, a lefty lefty.

>>8221305
*beats u up with my left hand*

>>8221307
A bit eccentric, but nice.

>>8221314
BOOOOO

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>>8221267
It's probably mangie being her usual self.
Happy birthday ufufu. I wish I could send you something, but alas you got mad at me and removed me from skype (you got a temper on you).
I am off for a run but please do visit more often. These new trips are just plain boring. Plus I do so enjoy making fun of you.

>>8221312
p.o. box
in the mean time keep trying to convince them it's safe to self-med with stuff like blood tests

>>8221311
you can swim, I'll just stand around in the water...

>>8221317
Rude.

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Fucking hell

>>8221318
Sigh
It isn't me
Ufufu only knows when it's me when I poke fun about her vidya game taste.

I have no qualms with her

>>8221323
With an erection?

>>8221322
That's where I thought it was going because I had to pay a handling charge on it
But it was delivered to my door with no charge

>>8221311
>wow you're really talented
thanks i'm an all-star

>>8221310
WAIT are you left handed??

this is a breach of our trust omg

>>8221325
sorry do you forgive me or nah

>>8221338
Ye.

>>8221323
ill pull you under and give you a lil smooth okay

>>8221295
I wank it with my left can I stay

>>8221335
why did my trip drop...?

>>8221310
Are you Ahuviya Harel? You seem like it.

>>8221347
gayness prolly

How's everybody doing today?

>>8221328
Except for the dox.

>>8221352
just found out i'm not actually trans. :(

>>8221356
I never doxxed her

>>8221351
Then shouldn't yours drop all the time?
>>8221352
Today's an okay day.

>>8221359
Dox is single x, newfaggot.

>>8221358
what happen

>>8221349
Yes dude I am precisely that one meme commie trans woman that /pol/ deluded itself into believing representative of the entire political left. I am that person and I essentially cannot live without drinking moloko plus and going with the droogs for some of the old ultraviolence and doing the old in and out with some horrorshow devoshkas.

>>8221335
>>8221347
Wait what is wrong with me being left-handed.

Explain yourself/

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>>8221345
I don't like my head going underwater

>>8221360
rude

>>8221362
Ok

>>8221359
The three times you did.

>>8221366
but it's fun :(

>>8221373
I've always been scared of it...

>>8221367
Ain't rude if it's true, sorry Nimmy.

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>>8221370
Nope
How could I find any information when I don't even know where she works or lives?

do I have your permission to die

>>8221363
i'm right handed ;_;

>>8221365
fuck i remember i should just tell you when im being sarcastic lol sorry

>>8221377
Oddly specific you mention some of the information you released on her.

>>8221375
okay i won't dunk ya :(

>>8221384
What information though?
You're not making sense

>>8221376
it's not true reeee

>>8221383
Sertii I'm literally just playing along with your nonsense... I know what "a joke" is.

>>8221300
分かりません
(^^ゞ

>>8221384
Last time I talked to ufufu was when me and bf were in her area and I texted her.
She couldn't meet up because she was busy

>>8221393
oh my god you're meming me to death here bby cmonn

>>8221385
g-good

>>8221391
Do I need to post the image?
>>8221395
>分かりません
Come now, we all know you're programmed to speak English too.

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someone is talking to me on okc.
he's acting a tiny bit creepy

>>8221395
it's okay podi, just go ahead and stay in line with your programming

blissfully ignorant..

*loads the gun*

>>8221358
Why are you sad about that? Not saying u can't be sad, just curious

>>8221360
I'm glad it's not a bad day! (:

>>8221401
ill pretend to be a shark and circle you underwater tho okay

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>>8221404

>>8221402
no why do you keep doing that ;-;

i want to be alone together with someone

>>8221407
Me too!
>>8221411
Because you keep saying silly stuff like you aren't gay as heck.

>>8221408
><

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>>8221410
but i think he's taken a hint

>>8221404
>Oh for sure that sounds chill:)
YOU'RE JUST LAYING IN BED HOW IS THAT INTERESTING OR CHILL

why do boys become retarded when talking to girls

>>8221410
He's just being friendly, you cold frigid bich

>>8221418
what would ya do :3

there'd be nowhere to hide from nimshark

>>8221420
why are you responding if you don't want to date him?

How do I stop coming across as dismissive like I dont give a shit about anyone and just want people to leave me alone.

>>8221422
idk, starting off w/ "sexy" kinda tells me what he has in mind

>>8221422
Fuck off chaser

>>8221420
>sure
>sure
>for sure
>sure for sure yeah sure
>sure for yeah suuureee

>>8221417
okay im a lil gay but not gay as heck wtf

nim is hecking gay

>>8221428
i noticed that too

>>8221429
Gay.
As.
Heck.

>>8221426
Just suck his dick and nothing more.
>>8221427
Gonna chase you down until you love me
:)

>>8221429
you're very much gay as heck im sorry the grand council of gay has decreed it so

>>8221435
>>8221439
no gay act has been committed by this humble soul

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I wish I could be with her

>>8221436
my instincts are sort of telling me not to act like that

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>>8221443
Fine, since you've left me no recourse.

>>8221446
Why?
You gotta enjoy your youth.

>tfw ur bisexual and have been feeling quite gay lately

>>8221421
>why do boys become retarded when talking to girls
I dunno, my bf does that too. My bf also usually dismisses most of what i say and then when it turns out something i said was so, he says "wow you are actually smart" i don't know why men do this

>>8221447
gay lol

>>8221423
not much I could do... <<

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>>8221449
E m b r a c e i t. Get a qt girlfriend.
>>8221451
Very.

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>>8221448
& also get these weird & lasting feelings of trauma & remorse from letting guys just use me?
no thanks

>>8221447
t-this is a forgery

>have an extra lupron shot lying around from a month where I tried switching to cypro from IHP(it turned out to be fake)
>decide its back to lupron for me
>accidentally squirt some of the medication out into the air cuz I sneezed
>while the needle is on its way in it suddenly gives and moves into my leg faster than usual(no clue what this was but it made me worry)

What do guy's? Should I go ahead and shoot myself with the extra shot I have?

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>>8221456
I want one pretty badly right now not gonna lie

>>8221460
How did you know the cypro was fake?

>>8221457
Well let him give you a bj then
Use the fuckboi.
Be the dom.

>>8221455
Except be a cutie :3

>>8221460
did you look at how many ml were in the syringe before you injected it?
also i'm confused at what you're saying with it going faster

>>8221460
>>8221464
yeah the cypro i got from inhouse was legit

>>8221460
How did you tell? I'm in their procur cypro and my t is destroyed when I got blood tests

>>8221465
idk, i think that would end w/ the same thing for me, & i don't want that

>>8221464
i've seen people say that but the cypro i got from inhouse has wrecked my balls, although i've never gotten a blood test to confirm

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>>8221458
So what you're saying is that you want me to go to the archives and find the post?
>>8221463
Gay. Time to look for a qt, then. Good luck girlfriend hunting.

>>8221473
Well what do you want?
A pounding?

>>8221466
>///<

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I had the cutest little girl student today! She was here for her first lesson. She did really well. :D

She loved my makeup and wanted me to do her lipstick with a new color she just got.

aghh my heart is bursting, I love teaching kids.

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>>8221477
How does one find a girlfriend when you're a girl without online dating I don't wanna do online dating

>>8221464
Blood tests. The first shipment of cypro kept my testosterone down,then my testosterone/estrogen levels returned to where I was at whenever I was on 8mg estradiol with no anti-andro. The first shipment of cypro I got from them was real, but this second recent one wasn't.
>>8221468
3.75mg, not sure how much I lost.
Like whenever I was pushing the needle into my skin it required the same amount of pressure as usual, but then it just didn't at a certain point and slid in a lot easier/faster than usual.

>>8221477
i want that cake >o<

>>8221479
i want someone that i like

>>8221491
o-oh
I'm sorry ;_;
one day, sis, one day <3

>>8221483
A young trans girl?

>>8221477
no that is not what im saying!!!

>>8221482
heehee :3

>>8221485
Download Brenda.

>>8221495
No. She was a cis girl learning beginner piano at my house. I don't just teach trans voice although it is a big part of my private lessons.

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>>8221485
I dunno. Gay bars? STEM fields? Other places dykes like to hang out? I've literally only ever done online dating so.
>>8221491
It's a delicious fruit flavored gayke. The downside is that eating it turns you incredibly gay.
>>8221497
Then admit it ain't a forgery. :^)

I thought being a tranny is supposed to calm you down?

Why am i still mad at the world?


Does estrogen and hrt make you calmer?

>>8221488
>not sure how much I lost
don't you know how much you were originally going to inject though?

>>8221502
I wish you could teach me

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>met a passer irl
>friend with a huge mouth starts blabbing on about it
>"yea she got started when she was like 13"

>>8221483
Zheanna makeup lessons when?

>>8221503
all i know is that i want cake

>>8221507
I pretty much gave up

>>8221483
Gonna start buying makeup lessons from you instead of voice desu.

>>8221502
im really awkward around lil kids D;

>>8221503
can't we just leave it :)

>>8221504
a bit yea

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>>8221499
Is that like a social network?

>>8221503
I don't know where dykes like to hang out ;~;

>>8221511
i'm about to
why is life so unfair

>>8221510
Yeah, sure, have a slice~.
>>8221515
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7912917/#7913810
You've left me no choice.

>>8221516
sorry
ill stop being angry i guess idk

>>8221516
there are times when i'm not calm though.
around these times i often feel very irritable

i wish i had better ways of dealing with emotions because cutting myself is more trouble than it's worh

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>>8221483
Cute/sweet kids are the best! My sister doesn't believe me when I say I love kids because I'm so indifferent to my nephew but, I guess I only love sweet kids?

>>8221485
You start giving girls the Dyke nod

>>8221517
there's literally such a thing as dyke bars unless you live like in the middle of nowhere

>>8221517
gay bars? lol

>>8221506
I can! I teach piano over skype too. This student was in person but I do have online piano students.

>>8221509
Whenever you wanna pay me. :)

>>8221514
aha, see above. <3

>>8221515
I love working with children. They are always full of insight and absent of hate.

>>8221523
at this point a gun is sounding nice

>>8221518
Some of us aren't meant to transition.
We have to learn to live with it

>>8221523
drink alcohol tbqh
thats what I do

>>8221520
ZNA STTOOOOPPPP

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Daily reminder that passing is a state of mind and being, unrelated to appearance and that you ladies are all adorable and wonderful <3

>>8221517
Nor do I! But like I said, gay bars probably have some.
>Brenda
After googling: http://www.benderapp.com/brenda.html
It's lesbian Tinder but with video chats.
>>8221525
>tfw live in the middle of nowhere
>tfw I don't think there are any gay bars in my town
>>8221534
I can't go any farther, so okay. :^)

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>>8221421
>why do boys become retarded when talking to girls
All blood goes to little head.

>>8221533
i dont have any

>>8221529
would you actually do makeup lessons?
>zheanna turning into official mtfg complete trans girl full package coach

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>>8221538
>little

>>8221525
>>8221527
No dyke bars here just a gay bar for the whole umbrella

>>8221537
Not really my thing ;_;

>>8221524
What on earth is the dyke nod ;_;

>>8221532
>>8221532
>>8221532
fuck you
fuck you for posting that

>>8221546
>What on earth is the dyke nod ;_;
she literally has a gif attached to her post showcasing it elanna..

>>8221546
well I guess that's kinda how it was in Santiago.

the absurd amount of queer bars and clubs in London catering to specific kinds of people has, I guess, kind of spoiled me.

>>8221529
I meant voice
If you heard it, you would hear
How unteachable it is

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>kinda want little boobs
>kinda want big boobs
>really don't want anything in-between
Anyone else know this feel?

>>8221559
im okay with anything but being flat!

>>8221531
>having access to guns
PRIVILEGED

>>8221553
I mean they're not wrong

tfw no itchy autistic gf

>>8221532
im pretty sure im not meant to be alive in general

>>8221563
FOID cards are pretty darn easy to get so I hear...

Can someone here pretty please let me take dump on them?

>>8221546
Y'know, thinking about it, seeing a socially inept Gaylanna at a gay bar trying to get a girlfriend would be adorable to watch. So just go to one and b.e yourself and you'll find a girlfriend, probably.
>>8221559
I just want medium bewbs, desu.

>>8221573
I got my first partner by being socially inept at a gay dance club I'm sure Elanna can do it too.

are the /passgen/ threads on /lgbt/ worth posting in?

>>8221543
Yes, I would absolutely be willing to teach someone makeup. Like I wouldn't charge near as much as my other services because I know a lot less in this field but I am willing to teach a student ANYTHING I know.

That's one of the reasons I have in person students that have stuck with me for so long. I have one student that sometimes asks me for specific lessons on different topics and thats what we talk about.

In my life I have taught:
-Music theory
-Music composition
-Sound design
-Audio production/mixing
-Orchestration
-Voice
-Piano
-Drum set
-Painting (when I was in my prime)
-Guitar
-Trans voice
-Acoustics (basic physics)
-Constellations & astronomy

I don't see what adding makeup would change, haha. Disseminating information is how I have lived thus far.

>>8221558
:( i wanna hear it.

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BUT IF YOU GO TO A GAY BAR THEY'LL KNOW

THEY'LL KNOW

:(

>>8221585
That's the point, silly.

>study for an hour
>think about applying for some jobs for ten minutes
>shitpost and play video games for eight hours

I'm bossing this work/life balance stuff.

>>8221582
nah just show us

>>8221585
thats kind of why you go there

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>>8221555
That's the dyke nod
Huh

>>8221573
How on earth would that be cute I'm an awkward sperg and get really shy around girls that I think are attractive
Srsly that's like the gayest personality quirk I have I'll meet a girl and just try to be friendly and just get kinda dumb

>>8221556
Yeah it probably has

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>>8221588
>>8221595
but no one irl knows

>>8221585
yup, lgbt and most experienced female cashiers will clock a tranny in a heartbeat

>>8221598
I actually went to a tranny bar here but it was kind of an unpleasant experience. It was full of creepy chasers. I left early because I felt incredibly out of place there.