How do I become gay? Like I really like the idea of it but I

>>8179826
Have you ever had anything in your butt before?

>>8179844
Well yes it feels okay but I just don't like the idea of a being with a man. Like its hard to describe I loveeee being with women I really do so much like its just the best to me really. I think that women are much superior to men and I don't think I deserve to be with one. I also don't like the idea of a man because hair their hygine and just men blehhh.

This is such shitty bait.
You can't just "become" gay.

You have to pass the ancient trial of Homos, and be chosen as worthy, obviously.

>>8179826
I can't tell you, because that would be gay propaganda crime.
Fuck off.

>>8179875
not bait just really need help.
>>8179895
Lol what this is 4chan dude you can tell me.

>>8179869
Guys can be hygienic as well
Maybe you should try just finding girly twinkish guys.

>>8179909
I can't, i think FSB is following me on twitter and instagram.

>>8179909
Oh. Well, you can't. You either just are, or you aren't. There's nothing wrong with just having female friends, though. Just don't be a fuccboi.

>>8179951
No I can and I will. I'll just be with a guy even if I don't like it just to prove to girls im gay!

>>8180020
I mean, good luck with that.

Being friends with women means nothing. I'm a gay dude and I have a very hard time socializing with girls. They just seem to always have all these social expectations that my straight guy friends don't have.

Being gay is all about wanting to fuck guys and be around them, basically. If you don't have that then you will never be gay.

>>8180400
>They just seem to always have all these social expectations that my straight guy friends don't have.
Like buying them drinks or what?

>>8180462
Like wanting to have sex with women.

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>>8179826
Start with furry porn. It doesn't have to be gay furry at first. You'll be corrupted eventually.

>>8180462
Well, I kind of feel like every girl I meet assumes I'm straight. So right there is kind of this annoying expectation that I'm interested, especially if she's pretty. I feel like when I'm around these chicks that obviously put a lot of effort into looking good, I have to be "on" so to speak which is tiresome. Girls are also commonly shallow and uninterested in video games or good music, I find. Guys are just so lax.

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>how do I become gay

Phase 1: Go to /b/ and start jacking off to traps
>STARE AT DICK
Phase 2: Go to /hm/ and start jacking off to fembois
Phase 3: Slowly increase the masculinity of the porn you watch
Phase 4: Become a bottom for manly men exclusively.

gg

>>8180462
Like expecting you to escort them home instead of ditching their boring asses at the bar and going home to fuck some hot man.
Women are a high-maintenance buzzkill.

>>8180551
Also if you watch straight porn just watch anal stuff and self-insert as the girl. Buy some dildos and jerk off to the thought of getting fugged.

>>8179826
Stop. That sounds terrible. Just join clubs, hobbies, classes, profession, etc where there's mostly females and be friendly with them. If your orientation comes up say you're straight. The end. No need to torture yourself.

>>8179826
How do I become gay?
I thought I wanted to fuck a man and marry a man, but I never get those thoughts now.. I even get butterflies when I think about marrying a girl.
I even feel guilty sometimes because my parent's are always talking about how attractive I am and how I could get any guy I wanted and how they want me to get married...
What's wrong with me? Is there any legitimate way to reverse this?

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>>8180507

This guy gets it

>>8179826
you can be a friend with a girl without being gay.

>>8179826
It's just conditioning. That's all sexuality is, Palov's dog and all that shit. You associate X with pleasure.

So start with traps, look at trap/trans porn and jerk off. Let your mind associate penis with pleasure, and then slowly just keep on jerking off to gayer and gayer stuff, twinks, fembois etc. You'll get there.

Human sexuality is all just conditioning.

>>8180507
Furries turned me gay

>>8180400
i agree with this

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>>8179826
>How do I become gay?
HAH!
Being gay means being chosen.
You're not one of the chosen.
You do not belong.