Do gay people even exist?

I'm only asking because I live in a small town with not many openly gay guys

It's not a thing. Homo cock lust is real. Any "straight" guy who "pretends" to like cock does in fact like cock

Yeah, they live happy married lives with careers and kids just to piss of their parents, who in turn try to piss them off by pretending they're supportive and happy for them.
It becomes an intense stand off to see which party cracks first at thanksgiving dinners.

Nah, dude. Just like you can't make generalizations of straight relationships, same can be said of gays.

You got the young mansluts that go clubbing all the time, but that's also true of dudebros. Kids do stupid shit regardless of what they fuck.

I dont think gay people really exist. They're are a vocal minority of activists that hide their AHP (autohomophilia) or contrarianism society at large.

If gay people really existed and werent just contrarian they would have an awareness of their gay before their teenage years (their rebellious years) and show visible signs. I think it is more appropriate to say the vast majority of gay are actually quasi-gay or pseudo-gay.

Christian conversion therapy has been shown to have great results. For just $120 per hour session every few weeks until they kill themselves quasi-gay people can be guaranteed a 100% success rate of resolving their rebellious teenage phase in their young-to-late adult years. Would you allow a schizophrenic person to have hormones to become a toaster? It's the same. Believing people really can be gay is supporting a delusion and a mental illness.

>>8171695
This tbqh

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>>8171695
>I dont think gay people really exist.

Says the guy who kneels and worships Jesus' perfect body as a biscuit turns to flesh in his mouth...

>>8171695
Good troll

>>8171762
There's a difference between baitposting and making a joke, and that post is definitely the latter.

>>8171636
>I have heard this urban legend that many gays are simply trying to piss their parents off or be non conformist.

Right, because the easiest way to do that is take a dick in your ass even though you're totally straight and not into it at all.

Are you legitimately retarded?