make boobs grow edition
•Makeup for beginners:http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
•Male vs Female measurement data:https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Reducing Musclehttp://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help:http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>8165632
>>8167419
>hips
>hips
xd
I wish Faye died.
>>8167427
I wish kayla died
nim coming-out-to-mommy thred
>>8167413
that's sad
how old is your friend?
mine is 4.
Today i realized how i am...
Seeing all my fruends from high school and im just a dumb crazy autistic repressed tranny dreaming about being a girl that works 12 hours a day hoping to one day die alone in a trailer. Dreaming of my one lover but the world doesnt work like that.
I should kill myself
>tfw misgenderings are so illogical at this point they just make you pity the poor soul who thinks that they hurt anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E
>>8167430
where were you when you learned Nim was actually beautiful af
>>8167434
If you think it is best, then you should :( iktf
>>8167431
yes please take my cookies
i keep eating them since i'm so sad today
i could take them to the nb group meeting tonight, there's another vegan there too who might appreciate 'em
>>8167434
oh well
>>8167443
i always figured she was beautyful like all good girls
How to stop being so horribly clingy and alone all the time.
my stupid doggo is dying. i want to say to her hey stupid doggo stop dying but it doesn't work
Why is everyone riding nims balls? We get it, she passes before hrt therefore will have an amazing and happy transition. Having an easy life doesn't warrant praise.
>>8167450
Get a 5 foot stuffed bear and cuddle with it when lonely, works every time almost.
>>8167461
Or take her to the vet
>>8167421
love beepbeep
>>8167438
hehe
(that wasn't me laughing, i was just misgendering you twice)
>>8167466
i always expected nim to be a hon TBHonest
>>8167461
poor doggo :(
everyone needs to stop dying and eat more cookies
>>8167466
she's nice and not a meanie
>>8167469
there are no appointments available this week we are going to go next week hopefully
>>8167450
Consider boyfriends.
>>8167419
Anyone feel dysphoric about having boobs? For most of my life Ive always been a chubby with natural high estrogen levels. I had man boobs throughout middle and highschool and was always very self-conscious about them. Recently I lost alot of weight (170 to 120) and was very happy with my new skinny body. 3 months in hrt and Im starting to get gyno and its upsetting me.
>>8167476
>she's nice and not a meanie
Uh that's typical passer behavior, be nice to the minions and they will lick shit off ur shoes. I bet she fucking laughs at all the sheep that get all cutsy wutsy around her.
>>8167477
I wish you the best then :(
>>8167471
Wtf that's incredibly misogynistic
It's ZHE!
i'll trade one good dom-hour for one hour of vocal training
lemme kno bb ;3
I missed yoooouuuu
>>8167443
Wait when did this happen?
okay im back from my appointment
>>8167482
I am not dysphoric about having boobs. It's a welcome addition unless you mean dysphoric about not having enough boob
>>8167496
Details, nim!
>>8167482
Only thing that upsets me about my boobs is how i can't hide them anymore and its fucking up my guymode hard. One day at the store in guymode the guy at the register calles me miss, then sir, then miss dude, and he was anxious af.
>>8167485
maybe it is
but you're a passer and mostly not like that at all
just kind of spiteful and bitter most of the time desu
>>8167482
I couldn't even imagine life without my boobs. The thought of not having them would be like losing an arm or a leg :(
>>8167438
i think there are post ops who still worry about this legitimately
>>8167482
I was a bit at first but now I like having them. theyre nice desu
is making a lil bowing motion after every "thank you" a sign of autism?
a-asking for a friend
>>8167496
there's an italian guy at work who pronounces "appointment" like "appointa-menta", and for a while i thought he was saying "puta merda"
also, did you come out to your mother yet
>>8167501
>spiteful and bitter
And proud of it. I won't be happy till my final electrolysis session, then I'm buring all my male clothes, shoes, hats, belts, even my wallet with all my old guy info. BURN BURN BURN BURN
>>8167482
how tall are you?
getting to 170 was a big deal for me but i was sad to lose most of my breasts
>>8167510
your friend has watched excessive amounts of animu
>>8167513
we know by now..
you wanted to know why people like nim, it's largely because she's not like that
>>8167466
Nim is nice whereas you're a psychopathic bitch and a compulsive liar with a literal /mtfg/ chaser bf who banned you from SRS. You will be posting in /mtfg/ about how much other trannies make you miserable by the time everybody currently tripping has moved on or died.
Kill yourself.
>>8167517
she hasn't, really
it's weird
>>8167505
Idk not this one I guess.
Like, I think even weirder is being told you act like a man
Faye has done that to me before and it's just "wut"
>>8167385
I sound like a chain smoker now
>>8167466
Has a Nim picture been released or something? I heard she's intersex so I'm not surprised.
>>8167482
I sorta know how you feel, I used to be super fat too (250 lbs) and early on my new breasts reminded me of the moobs I used to have but as they get bigger and my figure gets more feminine I see the difference and love them. So I don't think you actually don't like your boobs they just remind you of being fat.
>>8167499
>>8167511
uh well i said no-go to my therapist
she brought my mom in and we talked about how we could have a better relationship
mom kept saying that she wanted me to be a guy with good friends and a girlfriend, to be like a normal guy
idk, not much in the realm of trans stuff
she told me she could tell i was holding back from saying something during the therapy session tho
>>8167490
Hiya! :)
Uhmmmm, I'm sorry I can not do this trade at the time. You can add me on skype though and I can help you with pointers though! I invite anyone to do that. <3
>I missed yoooouuuu
It's only been about a month!
>>8167528
Practically everything about Kayla is wrong. Her existence in /mtfg/ is essentially as the permanent "this is who you don't want to become" figure for anybody new who comes around.
>>8167524
iono then
it's not the worst trait in the world
you can be autistic and pass as friendly and not off-putting too, somehow
i'm pretty sure most people don't think i'm autistic desu but it's because i had to appease narcissistic parents and do beauty pageants and shit when i was lil
i learned to fake smile and talk like i had confidence, but i never make eye contact and don't know how to socialize.. it's weird
>>8167535
Idk ive been watching kayla post since cd on weed lmao chan so I kinda like her now even if she is horrible shes a hell of alot better than she used to be.
>>8167517
>it's largely because she's not like that
See thats a terrible reason to like someone. Someone who isnt bitter but happy that they won the genetic lotto and wont suffer with transition. Happy people without pain makes my blood boil. I want everyone to suffer as much as I suffer, but on the flip side i want people to be as happy as i can be happy. Basically flaunting pretty face and voice to people who cant even go out until dark is cruel. Nim knows she passes and shouldn't come here, like elanna and others that continue to brag brag brag about their lovely lives as women whie people like me are forced into guy mode because i can barley afford one electrolysis session a week.
>>8167513
You need a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsM4FM3MiK0
>>8167538
This
If you think Kayla is bad now you ain't seen shit
>tfw the meme has now evolved to you being an intersex passer who passed pre-hrt
we've gone too far, i think my brain is going to melt
>>8167474
you would be correct
>>8167535
I like Kayla, but then again I'm cis, so nothing she says about trans stuff rubs me the wrong way or gets on my nerves.
She a funny character on /mtfg/.
>>8167533
Honestly it sounds like she knows/thinks your gay/or something like that. Most mothers (and yours seems p. nice) have a strange seemingly-metaphysical intuition about their child.
Do you plan on telling her soon?
>>8167542
if your mom hates trannies so much why was she in a transbian relationship with your "dad"
>>8167541
I've heard some about her antics in /cd/.
The fact that she's a permanent fixture of this thread doesn't make her any less detestable to me. And despite my best attempts I can't even bring myself to find her funny. I guess her status as a permanent character in /mtfg/ could qualify as amusing mostly because I have the feeling she'll still be here by 2027 if humanity hasn't gone extinct.
>>8167540
Ninr inch nails sucks assholes
im an intersex passer and I come here to brag to Kayla about my awesome life and vagina
>>8167542
emi! did you have the therapy thing where you came out to your mom yet
>>8167534
I would ask for voice lessons but there's no point cause I'm a hon
Is there anyway I could go on HRT and not gain breasts?
>>8167549
Why do you detest her?
>>8167482
i love my boobs and i am proud of them
sometimes when i feel sad i see them in my silhouette and remember how far i've come and how much further i have to go in all things, including the struggle of gender dysphoria.
>tfw a weird mix of nauseous and hungry
wat do
Anyone else want to die?
haha
>>8167557
You could still use a girl voice on voice communication/pc gaming/digital things and express your gender identity properly on those kinds of platforms.
its awesome gaming and having a girls voice lol
>>8167545
ye she thinks im at least a lil gay
i haven't outright said it though
im probably waiting till i move out :(
>>8167532
>250lbs
i bet i was the fattest in mtfg
anyone used to be over 300?
>>8167533
try telling your mom you're a furry first, then when you say 'jk i'm just a normal trans girl' it'll be a relief?
maaaaybe i shouldn't give advice tho desu
>>8167550
i'm not really any less spergy, i wish i were :/
>>8167559
i think the femmeboi drugs are your best bet, but i think there's something you can take to block breast dev too i just forget what it's called.. somethingoxone or summat
>>8167539
You'll get there too. It's just a temporary money matter. Unless you marry someone that will prevent you from completing your transition, obviously. But people who pass and have their life and transition on tracks should give you hope, really, not make you angry.
>>8167567
Can't cause my voice is damaged
>>8167561
I say the things no one has the balls to say. Like most of mtfg hated me but after i said my opinion on transbians it made everyone hate me.
>>8167559
Get top surgery. You can't grow breasts with the breast tissue removed.
>>8167552
what a good life it is
just found out that HRT has caused my uterus to become fully functional and my vagina is starting to come in
being intersex is the best, not everyone luck out ahahahaha
>>8167566
Meeeee
>>8167559
SERMs
>>8167566
I wanna live now, I'm glad my sudoku attempt in March failed.
>>8167571
Damn. I don't get how peope can get to 300+ lbs. By 250 I was sweaty, nothing fit, aches and pains, I looked terrible, I just had to do something. 300 lbs I just can't imagine. I'm now like 215 and even that sucks.
>>8167581
Hahaha yeah it's great
My bf took me out for champagne and caviar on a yacht and said he would marry me he got us matching cock rings
>>8167572
>It's just a temporary money matter
Where do i get the god damn money i need to finish transition?
The financial side of transition never gets brought up in the mainstream. It takes thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.
>>8167579
>why do people in the /lgbt/ section of 4chan hate me for being homophobic
im genuinely curious about what personality disorders you have
>>8167589
that's small stuff
my man loved me enough to overthrow a small african country and install me as their queen
now i get all the diamonds i could ever want hahaha
>>8167590
I know that. Even with a "good" job, I had to take a personal loan for SRS. With that out of the way, I managed to get the rest covered by insurance as long term trans care. Never could have done that back in the 90s with my first wages, with everything much more expensive and almost impossible to get covered.
>>8167490
I will trade you infinity hours of sub time
I guess it's not really a trade then
>>8167577
oh were you the anon earlier that mentioned tracheal damage?
>>8167594
that's nothing my bf did the same thing but he started a space program and took us on a date to the moon
>>8167591
Its not being homophobic. You're not a girl so yoi can't call yourself a fucking leabian. In a world where we need to fade into the background and not draw attention, transbians draw all the attention. The worst part is you probably think women are into you, and you are wrong. Womem hate trannies, they see us as a mockery of the highest caliber. >>8167591
>>8167539
I never got this mentality of hating someone because they have it better off in some aspect
Can you really find absolutely no joy in nice things happening to people that aren't you?
yes.
i'm getting my brownie fix.
i feel so happy. ^ω^
& i'm only on my 1st of 3 brownies.
i feel so good
it feels really weird when people start acting like I'm passing when I can barely see any difference when I look at myself in the mirror
i thought this was supposed to be like a big positive thing but I keep thinking that people are just mocking me
>>8167572
>Unless you marry someone that will prevent you from completing your transition, obviously.
She's trying her damndest to marry him(her)
>>8167601
Yes
>>8167602
my bf is tupac
>>8167607
Same.
>>8167603
>kayla is being homophobic b/c no girls ever liked her as a boy, and now they fid her creepy.
>>8167604
No joy at all. Why would i feel good for someone getting what I want?
>>8167590
desu if i could have tolerated living in the houston burbs i'd have plenty of money for srs rn... from a fast food job. i started at <$8/hr and was close to $50k/yr after 1.5 years because i was able to autistically implement their procedures and fake being human enough to make fat bonuses
basically forget bout yourself for a bit and work your ass off and you can save the dough, babe
when i was visiting Berlin on a school trip, me and a few other classmates went to a supermarket to pick up drinks, and there was this cashier guy who was definitely on speed or something similar and it was really really scary
i wonder what it was like for him to be such a fast fellow
>>8167605
chocolate is a drug
>>8167603
but im a lesbian
>>8167563
eat something usually this happens when you are hungry too long.
>>8167551
no u
>>8167571
>anyone used to be over 300?
At my worst I was 6'1" and 270.
I was grosss
>>8167602
well my bf took over your country while you were on the moon and advanced the program enough to be able to take me out on a date in the andromeda galaxy
>tfw you pass and the have the perfect life but have never been gendered female
>>8167590
Here in the civilized world SRS is provided free by the government.
>>8167621
>b/c no girls ever liked her as a boy
I literally had to fight them off me
>homophobic
mtf and a woman is straight sex
>>8167632
Your bf can't be any worse than that Trudeau tard.
>>8167571
I'm at 175, close to the highest I ever was and I feel way too fat. Can't picture myself going much higher than that. Don't have enough of an appetite anyway.
>>8167603
>You're not a girl
XD
>so yoi can't call yourself a fucking leabian.
try and stop me lmao
>>8167637
You were a Virgin b/c creepy McLiferuinerChasrrface came along.
Don't forget that.
And you're still not full-time.
>>8167636
I didn't want to put up with gatekeepers so SRS in France was a no no. I have a grudge after they buried my first transition.
how is everyone feeling btw?
>>8167623
Because it is possible to empathize with your fellow human beings and feel happiness for the sole fact that they also feel it?
And the fact that when something nice happens to you they'll also feel that way towards you
>>8167636
And what are you saying that i dont already know? Its provided here too but there is a 4 year wait list and 2 of the lesser skilled surgeons with shot wait lists wont even return my messages
>>8167632
ftl travel is impossible ur a liar
>>8167645
*before
>>8167648
horrible as per usual
>>8167648
like taking drugs
>>8167655
uwu
>>8167649
>empathize with your fellow human beings
>Kayla
You really are new ;)
>>8167605
>tfw you don't have any brownies anymore
>>8167623
i think it's called empathy
people who aren't horrid soulless creatures usually develop it at some point
>>8167605
>3
>not 20 at once
step it up!
>>8167648
Pretty good, Exams are looking pretty easy this semester and it's finally warming up here.
kayla in space
>>8167652
>ftl travel is impossible
nothing is impossible if you can dream it
>>8167649
I can empathize with pain because its all i feel.
>>8167645
I'm not fulltime because electrolysis. God damn it i have said this 1000 times. Im not going fulltime now just to have to detrans later to get the rest of my electrolysis. Once my facial hair is removed im never ever ever going to pretend to be male again.
>>8167664
Dismissed me altogether as "too young". They barred everyone under 25 from getting treatment back then.
>>8167646
my bf was wrecked with guilt and had to create a gateway to an alternate reality where i still existed for me to be able to see this post
wtf lani
>>8167648
Very, very bad.
>>8167675
dont blame me for being an intersex passer :)
>>8167590
>Where do i get the god damn money i need to finish transition?
maybe you could actually get a job related to your degree.
Find yourself
>>8167673
Thats pretty fucked up, glad things have moved on since then.
>>8167671
How bout quit shitting on demographics of ppl b/c your life is crap, then.
Not my fault, nor anyone else's anything in your life isn't the way you'd prefer.
>>8167648
im feeling gud i'm all full of beans and rice
>>8167640
>>8167631
i was like 230lbs 5'10" forever but after my mom died i didn't really move for almost two years and my dad supplied me with shitty junk food
on my own i manage my intake pretty well, but as a broken human it got out of control
once i started getting a grip i shed the weight... somewhere 160-165ish right now, trying not to pay too much attention
>>8167685
>degree
>kayla
>>8167670
You don't have to travel FTL to get to Andromeda you just have to travel near the speed of light. Due to time dilation time will slow inside your spaceship enabling you to complete the journey within your lifetime.
>>8167673
Wew that's messed up. Why didn't you self med and save for Thailand back then?
griiiiilllls.
i love you.
i'm in love w/ everyone <3
>>8167654
>>8167661
>>8167679
:(
>>8167655
i looooove chocolate.
>>8167664
yay :3
>>8167666
3 is about all i can eat.
@ all.
>>8167668
that's great! :D
my exams are looking easy too.
i already too well throught the semester to even have the possibilty of failure @ this point.
>>8167684
what sorts of things?
>>8167666
>start bullying
>get devil trips
>>8167695
It's written on a napkin
>>8167685
>maybe you could actually get a job related to your degree.
I would need a new computer to do that. And right now im making 500 bucks every 2 weeks and its all going to rent and electrolysis so i have no money left over
I'm totally fucking fucked
>>8167693
beans & rice are good :)
my mom brought home some nutella and my first instinct is to once again eat it out of the jar
my understanding is that this is not a normal instinct to have
is this correct
>>8167647
where did you end up having it?
Hi /mtfg/
>>8167707
Hi nim
>>8167707
i find it too sticky and weird to eat casually out of the jar desu
>>8167707
i can't help myself around chocoloate either.
it's so good
>>8167707
this is incorrect
>>8167695
I heard she has a degree. Don't know in what though. Am I really the only person here without a degree?
>>8167703
have you mom or bf get it.
Is it okay to beat your gf up if she likes it?
>>8167701
didn't kayla build a bridge using ms paint, lol
>>8167718
Only if you cuddle the pain away later
>>8167716
What's a degree ?
Like bachelor or master degree or sth ?
>>8167707
>this is not a normal instinct to have
what do you think a caveman would do
break out the crumpets?
>>8167719
That was her major
nigga the only DSM i fuck with is Dover Street Market
ya feel me
>>8167718
if it's just consensual play and you are respecting safe words and stuff yeah it is good
>>8167716
No, I never managed to get one. First time I was beat up and dumped into conversion therapy before finishing it. Second time I was to fucked up from PTSD to finish.
>>8167731
I guess
>>8167700
a good start to a bullying career
>>8167737
I could use a good hug
>>8167742
genius desu
i'll do that too from now on
>>8167717
My mom lost everything and ia living in a trailer park. I can't and wont ask for a thing from her. Im sooo sorry for how her life ended up. She ran our family business for 25 years and my step dad took all our money and ran away with his ex wife. Its the only reason i moved out, the money and company is gone. Worst part is that my mom forgives him and visited him and he severe Alzheimers and is dying but turns out he doesn't have life insurance and his ex left him with all the money and now he's in a nursing home in texas broke as my mom is. Mom asked me to talk to him on the phone and all i said to him was that i hope he rots in hell for what he did to my mom and me.
>need to get a trim
>go to salon
>see women my height
>their shoulders are at least 2-3" less than mine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST FUCKING END ME
>>8167714
Awful
>>8167737
*headpat the alinescat*
>>8167723
Yeah I don't have any of those, I just some high school qualifications and that's it. everyone here seems to have CS or maths or whatever bachelors, masters or even PhDs and I'm thinking how the hell did you manage that with crippling dysphoria? I lasted one month in college. Seeing all those hot young girls after class was like a knife through my soul.
>>8167734
Are you Syndie? I thought you went Ivy League?
i got jalapeno juice in my eye
:(
>>8167751
me soon when i get a lil trim for my split ends
>>8167755
yay! >ω<
What is Weird Al's best work and why is it Amish Paradise?
>>8167696
I was self-medding, buying BCPs from friends, but that dried up when I moved for work. Didn't know about Thailand. And Thai surgery then wasn't what it is today anyway.
>>8167756
>Yeah I don't have any of those, I just some high school qualifications and that's it. everyone here seems to have CS or maths or whatever bachelors, masters or even PhDs and I'm thinking how the hell did you manage that with crippling dysphoria? I lasted one month in college. Seeing all those hot young girls after class was like a knife through my soul.
If it makes you feel any better, I have a BA in English, which is probably worse than not having a degree
>>8167751
Get fat hips and no-one will notice.
>>8167742
i'm saying you're in touch with the primal spirit of your ancestors
>>8167744
might retire early desu it doesn't suit me
>>8167710
With Chett. Not too expensive and the results are better than I expected.
>>8167756
I did, but shit happened. I was beat up just short of having enough credits for an electrical engineering degree.
>>8167756
Oh, i want to get a degree
I'm currently in “high school“ (kind of)
I have something else but i'm not sure if something like this even exists in america
I'm ok with the girls in school, lots of them are taller and/or broader than me
>>8167765
no, it shows you can complete a multi year task.
i really love all of you. <3
i want to do naughty things w/ someone
How do I achieve a lifestyle of spider-rearing, cleaning, and having all of my needs and desires provided for like in this picture?
>>8167544
>>8167756
I have 2 degrees, one in math and one in sociology. But all my certs were in mechanical engineering
>>8167758
what the FUCK
>>8167780
what do you like most about me
>>8167761
Album - Running with Scissors,
Song - Albuquerque or Hardware Store
>>8167766
HHahahahahahahaha
Can't do that
I can't gain weight
>>8167787
>Hardware Store
I never really liked that one, but I mostly like his parodies anyway.
>>8167785
you are person that i can hold & kiss & dryhump
>>8167780
I wouldn't mind fugging him, d e s u
>>8167782
Become someone's housewife and get some pet spiders.
>>8167794
WOW BACK OFF
>>8167794
um
b-but only anna is allowed to do those things
sorry
>>8167782
Be Katya, I guess.
>>8167784
anne
help
im burning
anne told me she killed a guy back in '89
>>8167798
i want you too
wow.
i had too much chocolate.
i really wanna fug
omg alines pace yourself
>>8167813
i'll have what she's having
>>8167813
>when the stimulant hits u
but really pls don't do anything to my gf pls
>>8167828
why did you do it
>>8167831
i was a 1 year old. 1 year olds are unpredictable.
>>8167751
I'm usually fighting tears when I go. I'm getting a cut and dye on thursday and I'll be taking lorazepam before I go in :(
>>8167758
At least it wasn't thai chili juice!
Or worse, sometimes when I'm cutting thai chils a seed will shoot up and of course, it's going to hit me right in the eye ball. It's happened like 4 times now ;_;
>>8167813
W-what no I'm sorry I can't
I have to be a nice owner for Myrthe
>>8167768
hope it's okay to ask, what made you go for him over suporn? costs?
picking a surgeon is really tough and, since I'm definitely not getting it done where i live, insurance won't help at all
>the meme job for LSE grads is at goldman sachs
would I become basically tranny Patrick Bateman if they somehow offered me a job like this and I sold out all my values to accept it
>>8167840
no, you would be patricia batewoman
>>8167835
who was the mug you wacked
>tell someone how bad your doing
>they just stop responding
how do i fit in
HALLO KAMERADEN!!!!
WOLLTE MAL WIEDER EINE FALLE FICKEN
SOLLTE MOEGLICHST GRATIS UND OHNE AIDS SEIN
WAS IST DA AM BESTEN?????
LG
FALLENFICK-ANON
>>8167858
ok well now im turning you in
わああああああああああ
>>8167765
Hey that's something I could never achieve, as I said yesterday or the day before I got a D in English at school. Even if it's not all that useful in the job market at least you achieved something and did what you enjoyed I'm assuming so be proud of yourself.
I don't think college is for me, I've been out of the education system too long, can't handle it. mayyybe i'd consider art school to do product design or something, mayyyyyybe but idk what's the point really? I can learn to draw in my own time, I already know how to use CAD, I can rapid prototype, I can't use CNC or laser cutting but I can just pay some dude to do that for me. I think all a degree is is a piece of paper that gets you a job, you can learn what you need to know yourself. Am I making sense or do I just sound like a bitter dropout?
>>8167776
I didn't know you were underage?
>>8167783
Fucking hell Kayla your that smart yet you spend all your time shitposting here? Why do you never help me on my drone project? The reason why I muse about that here is because /sci/ isn't interested because it's too basic and /diy/ isn't interested because it's too complex lel. Thinking about it also takes my mind off dysphoria.
>>8167788
>What is a burger?
>>8167861
Ganz schlechtes Deutsch, anon
having a bad hair day
having a bad face day
having a bad skeleton day
having a bad y chromosome day
>>8167867
>takes my mind off dysphoria.
I used to learn new things to forget I wanted to be a girl.
>>8167868
ich schlag dir gleich in die fresse amk
>>8167868
i want to fugg a ganz schlechte deutsche
right in her poopenloch
>>8167863
okay
>>8167867
I'm not underage, i do it a bit later since i worked inbetween
In germany we have some more diplomas and it's harder than the stuff in america
My diploma is one lower than the thing i need to go to university
>>8167883
Das war ja sogar noch schlechter :^)
btw, did i mention before that i'm migrating to gitlab?
well, that's what i'm doing.
bye github
>>8167867
>drone
They are called rc helicopters. Jesus Christ stop calling them drones.
>>8167839
I didn't know anyone IRL who went to Suporn, and lots of good feedback about Chett. Also, staying in Bangkok was more appealing than Chonburi. I was able to walk normally the day after they removed the urinary catheter so that was actually a good choice. Being able to visit the city and go on shopping sprees was a much better way to spend the last two weeks of my stay than being stuck at the hotel. Actually, staying at a bungalow in the middle of a park full of cats was much better than a hotel.
>>8167897
nope
>>8167892
Ohh I gotcha. My mum wants to go into psychology so she is doing a school-level diploma in order to get a place on the degree is it like that?
>>8167900
An autonomous RC helicopter is a drone. That's why they're a big deal now, the technology exists for them to just hover there or go somewhere on their own now. Also it's all about branding, take old tech, re brand it, $$$
she has a bad headache :c
pain she's experiencing that i haven't inflicted on her is forbidden
reeeeeeeeee
>>8167899
i-i like that pic
>>8167914
anne dont make me peeved
im meeting with another prof aaaaaaaa
>>8167917
is that what your going to do to eva?
After workout feel is best feel.
>>8167898
halte dich halt da mal fest du affenneger ey
>>8167899
I run my own git server.
>>8167915
Hmm, probably
But it's kinda nice since i'm fully stealth in School
>>8167929
>>8167861
Okay, wo wohnst du?
>>8167929
i wish she'd do it to me
>>8167943
Emskirchen
>>8167854
>mens M shirt
>so baggy and huge it might as well be xxl
I can't believe that used to fit :o
>>8167854
There was like, a brief instant of searing pain as the close reflex kicks in but it went away pretty quickly. Juice might actually be worse because seeds don't usually stay in your eye. I suppose you could get really unlucky and get the seed stuck under your eyelid. nope nope nope oww :(
Do you know how the habaneros at your work compare to the jalapenos or the thai peppers? I'd like to try them in a chili but I'm always scared of new hot things >.>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st3jCUMO2no
>>8167944
alines!
Is Nim pure? I really cant tell.
>>8167940
>since i'm fully stealth
Couldn't resist putting a brag in there huh
>>8167950
Schade zu weit weg.
>>8167952
I dunno why I put the first link in there. I'm dumb today :(
>>8167952
>tfw used to wear xxl
Bad times.
>>8167954
yes!
>>8167921
fuck you nim im eatin hummus
>>8167954
Nope, hella lewd
>>8167944
You are lewd. I like lewd.
>>8167934
Today i had the practical test for my nurse assistant class and we had to measure the heart rate
Then the other girl measured my heart rate and it was 68 bpm
So the teacher asked me if i work out a lot
>erm, no ?
so who needs workout when you're naturally superior :P
>>8167968
NO you don't GET hummus
>>8167977
i got itt right here
>>8167966
I have an xl sweater from when I was fat. You could fit 3 of me in there now O.o
It's an expensive cat bed now. She's obsessed with it.
>>8167975
>so who needs workout when you're naturally superior
kay is right, fuck off
>>8167979
prove it or SHUT UP
>>8167953
>>8167974
:3
>>8167952
Habaneros are significantly hotter than thai chilis or jalapanos, like an order of magnitude hotter than a jalapeno.
I find the ones that we sell at my work milder than some I've had but they still pack a punch. If your spice tolerance is so-so I'd say start with a single decently sized habanero in a chili, seeds and pulp and all.
>>8167984
it's the chocolate talking!
>>8167975
since when is 68 bpm evidence of working out regularly
i'd think <60 bpm maybe, but i guess we have vanity cardiac health along with vanity sized clothing now
my last visit i was 120/71 with 68bpm...
>>8167984
please stop acting creepy
>we cant do this anymore
>cumsinmymouth.png
>okay this was the last time
>youremylittlebitch.tiff
>for real this time we are done
>repeat x infinity
its like a physical law of the universe with someone i know i guess
>>8167983
i dont have to prove SHIT
>>8167993
forehead
>>8167982
Humor seems to be a rare trait here
I actually cycle a lot 2bh
>>8167993
I'd take that life.
>>8167995
if you want people to think you're a liar maybe
EVERYONE POST YOUR FEMININE DICK
>>8167993
stop seducing him then
you dumb succubus tranny
>>8167990
It was pretty strange though since i was very nervous and normally my heartrate is pretty high with very low blood pressure
Just one of those days where you don't feel like eating, you know?
>>8167925
ya gonna get dicked ngl tbqh by a smart guy niceeee
>>8168009
trip on kayla
>>8167991
ok....
man....
life going to be shit.
i need brownies
>>8168006
jokes on you, you're the only person who even sees or responds to my posts
>>8168017
n-no
>>8168019
because ily anne
>>8168009
no :(
>>8167999
yabbut i was always taught 60-70bpm was just normal
i cycle a lot too
gwb sposedly had a resting heart rate of something like 45bpm
>>8168013
yeah iono either... my bp is exactly where you'd want it to be but i'll still lose my vision and nearly pass out if i stand up too quickly... bpm usually 65-75
>>8168009
>>8168016
nah
smart guys avoid me lol
>>8168028
pleeassssseee
ill show you mine
>>8168019
I saw everything
>>8168018
after i eat this entire batch of cookies myself i'm gonna buy some cocoa powder and make brownies
the recipe i wanna use includes maple syrup but i'm thinkin i can replace that with agave, should be cheaper
>>8168033
ribbons' got u senpai
>>8168030
>>8168030
>>8168030
>>8168009
What about my feminine seal instead.
>>8167998
xd
basically
>>8168002
true, I've managed to stop being hurt from expecting anything more with him and just enjoy the ride of all things; friendship and whatever happens.
I'm excited to move soon to have a new and bigger crowd of guys to potentially meet.
>>8168010
he seduced me last time though, he let me feel his arms and called me his little bitch.... he kissed me first WTF
i really hate myself
>>8168041
wtf say it back
>>8168042
no you're not allowed to
>>8168049
the girl in her picture has a big forehead
it's large
>>8168038
no feminine benis only
>>8168054
stop this right now
>>8168054
how the FUCK was that guy into that at first before it zoomed out
>>8168040
>he let me feel his arms and called me his little bitch....
I'd take that life so hard.
>>8168060
because womyn power
>>8168055
it is my duty.
i wish chocolate didn't have such a strong effect on me.
it's my fault for eating it
>>8168042
>>8168048
ilu2
>>8168054
>I also don't mind being in agony while I eat either ;)
Add 3 for maximum delicious
Habaneros taste amazing if you can handle the heat
My chaser asked for a tour of my house, we got to my tool cupboard and I made an awkward cringey joke about being an alpha male when I opened it. I'm still really insecure about liking to make things. Installing ball bearings isn't very girly is it?
>>8168028
I still wait for cycling to give me massive tighs :P
>>8168041
Nothing, idc
>>8168066
I too have a weakness for chocolate.
OK, time to stop paying for Netflix. Nothing left to watch on my list. Start watching a TV series thinking it'll be random capeshit. It's bad French comedy set in motherfucking Lozère.
>>8168076
chocolate didn't make me feel like that.
idk what's wrong w/ me
>My chaser asked for a tour of my house
>My chaser
that wording made me giggle xD
>>8168078
only if you want me to stary acting weird again
I want to bike more but I hate my neighborhood.
does chocolate make people horny?
>>8168084
uhhhhh >>;
>>8168088
no it makes people sad
>>8168088
*feeds u chocolate*
u tell me
>>8168088
it does that to me for some reason
>>8168070
I will! I'm super excited to make chili now.
I need to make my hotsauce for you sometime. It uses one of the same secret ingredients :o
>>8168088
No
But it makes people happy who run on estrogen
>>8168088
No buy kissing my bfs penis sure does the trick. Just feeling it throb in my hand fires all my cylinders
>>8168070
i never cared for the flavor tbqh... the ghost pepper stuff tends to have a better flavor imo
or like the little murderous thai chiles, or basically anything but the flat, sweet habanero flavor imo
>>8168074
u gotta juice if you wanna look like a pro, they all use meds
and lift
i have pretty muscular legs tbqh, they're probably at the limit for still looking moderately femme if i'm honest with myself. i'm pretty much to the point where i can cruise 20+mph for most of my workout on my mtb (top gearing mostly), i need to hurry up and get a road bike though
>>8168086
i kind of wonder if the altitude is making a difference here, my spO2 is suspiciously low at my last few checkups
but i've never had that kind of awesome heart rate anyway
>>8168096
Ohh you make homemade hotsauce?
>>8168098
Iz gud shit
>>8168099
Good to know I'll keep my penis handy if I'm ever hanging out
>>8168100
Jolokia just has a strange flavor to me
>>8168094
unf
>>8168095
I always keep a pretty large supply emergency chocolate for my roommates.
But it could be shared.
*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge*
i'm gonna get a sammich.
it's gonna be spicy.
i love spicy food.
saving my last brownie for when i feel like reading yaoi or something
>>8168108
but what if i told you spicy brownies are a thing
>>8168085
I FUCKING LOVE CYCLING
Went down this hill yesterday, must have hit 40 mph on my mtb
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5958515,-0.1257181,3a,75y,82.69h,77.01t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sHWZPCIPJVY7dQ4TB4OnM6g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>8168100
I was in hospital once, because I was shocked from pain my heart rate went up to around 68. They must have thought that was my resting heart rate because when I calmed down and it dropped to 47 the nurses panicked and thought I was dying lol. It may have gon eup into the 50s now because I dont cycle as much anymore due to being fatter and I wanted to lose muscle on my legs anyway.But when I was like 16-19 I was hardcore into it, doing 50 mile rides regularly, in pro clubs etc.
>>8168099
>Just feeling it throb in my hand fires all my cylinders
mfw throbbing penis in the mouth
>>8168114
um, no?
>>8168117
desu feeling it throb inside someone is bretty good not gonna lie
also take a listen to Ivanka Trump's voice in this video. It's quite a low in the distribution range of female speakers.
low but with a brighter formant.
>>8168126
>Topping
>>8168100
My tighs aren't very muscular atm
Maybe i should start doing squats again
I use a fixed gear road bike, so it's not that hard to go 20mph
>>8168131
she has a really elegant way of speaking
>>8168132
i am a pure top what's wrong with mY SEXUAL PREFERENCES
>>8168126
my benis doesn't throb.
only leak and whimper
>>8168126
Feeling one throb inside u is better tho
Fuck I need to get laid srsly
>>8168141
>tfw you'll never feel elannas dick throbbing inside of you
>>8168111
then i hope it's b/c of capsaicin extract & not any hot sauces
>tfw hornier than usual
>tfw unable to get an erection
what do mtfg
>>8168144
Because it's kinda fun and you don't have to put your foot down to stop
Also it's lighter and pretty cheap
>>8168106
mmn hmn
It's really easy and I can share the recipe. The hard part is finding the chili's because it's a kind of obscure one that isn't really around.
>>8168135
yeah 20mph isn't much on a road bike, though i'm pretty meh on the hipster fixie thing ;) it's a good 80-90ish cadence on my mtb tho
>>8168116
40mph on a mtb is pretty intense
i think the fastest i ever went was 55mph in my university cycle team days on my ol' 105 road bike
>>8168146
This is a revolting thought please make it stop
>>8168159
Ohh, what kind of chili?
>>8168161
It's so good though ;~;
>>8168146
that sounds hot
>>8168160
I'm not into the whole fixie hipster lmao lifestyle stuff either
But they're pretty nice to ride
It's pretty much the same as typical track bikes
sooo if you can't get a boner anymore does it mean you have low T or is it just dead forever?
>>8168180
it means neither of those things, only that you don't get a boner any more
please don't offer to feed me chocolate.
you girls know what it does to me
Stop being lewd.
>>8168154
Hmm they always seemed kinda dangerous to me and god knows how you climb a hill with one of those things. Also I'm a lazy bitch, instead of pedalling harder I cycle through my gears like a car if I want to go faster.
>>8168160
Probably an overestimate, maybe 35. My fastest ever was 45 mph twice, this is because I live in a city with no hillz and I had just a hybrid at the time. When I got a proper road bike I went down
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5897039,-0.1381586,3a,75y,117.82h,75.39t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1smcMh3v2U0t6VdiQux13C4A!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
again, I could have easily hit 50 mph but fuck it's a residential road and quite a short hill. I got scared and started braking halfway. The second hill
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Westerham+Hill,+Westerham+TN16+2EA/@51.2873132,0.0633505,3a,75y,123.67h,79.64t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1svuREfd3OwrHpUJSq97ICPw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DvuREfd3OwrHpUJSq97ICPw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D21.722633%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x47df5447a944ab87:0xf415aef8556dc419!8m2!3d51.2874893!4d0.0621616
Had a sharp as fuck curve halfway down so again I didn't feel safe going over 45. Before I managed to find any better hills my road bike got stolen so cest la vie.
>>8168189
>tfw he finishes inside you and you feel all warm and sticky inside
>>8168182
I mean i tried my best but it just seemed dead
>>8168184
>>8168194
I-I said stop..
>>8167534
What's your Skype??
>>8168189
>tfw when you hold hands real tight in public
>>8168168
Ok, stop thinking about that
But i really need a bf
But all guys in my city are shit
Today i was in the next bigger city (munich) for my endo appointment and in that city there are so many cute and interesting guys
I wish i could just move there
>>8168200
that happens, but it doesn't mean anything in particular. people with high test can have erectile dysfunction. people can get boners back after years after changes in circumstances.
Stop being lewd.
>>8168175
i was riding in the city during winter and mostly i just wanna get stronger/more fit so i figured big heavy tires and an energy sapping front fork (the lockout mostly keeps it from taking too much but it definitely still absorbs a lot) were sort of advantageous
but now that i'm topping the gears out on this bike and the weather is nice i really wanna go on some long tours, 80-100 mile days (or okay, less but with shittons of altitude change, my expectations are sort of from my days riding in texas hill country)
>>8168212
no
lewd moaning noises
>>8168222
Start being lewd?
>>8168203
>tfw he grabs you by the hair and forces your mouth down on his dick
>>8168227
not a good video to link here.
>>8168234
Yes this move is great. I like when he flips me over and puts my head over the edge of his bed so my throat is straight and then skull fucks me
>>8168208
Oh gosh.
>>8168234
Stop eating chocolate Elanna!
>>8168168
Chili de arbols that have been dried and then burnt black. They have a nice smokey flavor.
Dont ever do that inside btw. Its baaad >.>
>>8168217
I do think that starting out on an mtb is what made my heart rate go so low. 80 miles on a road bike is nothing crazy but on a mtb wow I can't believe I ever did that.
>>8168227
not clicking that shit
>>8168201
no.
i can't
>>8168238
I think its perfect, shows how fucking stupid killing urself is and how much of a selfish idiot you are for doing it.
>>8168227
i mean it's obvious that you're extremely narcissistic anyway
linking suicide vids here is pretty shitty, esp since a lot of us will go to the snuff part in spite of ourselves...
>>8168236
just don't be a triathlete/ride a tri bike and you're fine
everyone hates trihards (except bike sales people, lol.. the amount of rich slow idiots on $5k tri bikes i see is ridiculou)
>>8168193
Don't go too fast. I had bad memories of a bike crash at a kid. I destroyed a concrete water fountain and badly damaged my bike. I blacked out so I don't really remember the aftermath. Just that I didn't have any injuries myself.
>>8168262
>rich slow idiots on $5k tri bikes
Ah jeez I hate this. Alright this is Shakira's Law. See a guy on a flashy tricked out racer? You will pass him easily because he's a poser. See a guy on a beat up old 90s Allez or whatever? He will kick your ass into the dust and rape it because he's a pro out on his spare bike he uses for training. True every time.
Who /no bf but want bf/ here?
>>8168275
reporting
>>8168275
i want a transbian gf though
>>8168276
Reverse cowgirl while he's yanking on my choker is the best though
>>8168281
is it even possible for two transbians to...have s-sex?
>>8168264
gotta go fast
>don't pass
>get ffs
>still don't pass
Fuck me, right?
>>8168249
the aerobic exercise alone will do that. I had a resting heart rate in the low 40s after years of only road cycling.
>>8168282
You know I feel like you're overcompensating for something here
Are you a lesbian?
>>8168275
Me.
But I'll take a gf too.
>>8168282
have you ever had sex with a woman?
>>8168286
Pic or BDD
>>8168298
Bdd is a meme
>>8168304
saying everything is a meme is a meme
>>8168304
Hey Angie.
>>8168305
>not having sex with girls
>>8168305
Yeah me too
I think it's because they're cute
>>8168275
yes hello
Kayla has a fury for yuri DESU
>>8168283
of course we can take turns with our feminine benises or one can get srs. or other stuff if you know what i mean :^)
>>8168262
I don't have too much money anyway
I'd probably get something similar to the bike i used to make my fixie
It was from the 1972 :P
But i put new wheels on it and some other stuff
i like how my mom looks through my room when i'm showering
>>8168312
Thrusting your dick in and out of someone is kind of boring, I don't get the appeal. Love to kiss and cuddle women though.
>>8168314
I think its because they are a bunch of selfish cackling bitches and they have nothing to offer the world but their bodies and this tranny ain't buying.
>>8168329
Idk they're pretty nice to kiss though
In a completely non gay way of course
>>8168325
I wish I was underage.
>>8168325
Leave your dildo out to deter her.
>>8168325
das cray cray dawg!!!!!!!!
>>8168329
So they're basically like you ?
>>8168334
My bf is nicer to kiss, especially when he picks me up in his arms and his beard tickles my nose. He's like a big fluffy teddy bear with a stiffy.
>>8168329
thats a lie.
I know kayla is a repressed A G P transbian hiding from their secret fetishistic desires.
YOu can't escape your PAST
>>8168339
Yeah pretty much. Get me around a cis woman and all I'll do hiss
>>8168346
>My bf is nicer to kiss
Idk, I bet I could outkiss him
>>8168333
I did 33 mph in a 12 mph zone
>>8168334
I actually like to make out with all nice people
It's not even sexual, just a good feeling
>>8168351
I doubt it, is a tounge god and i doubt you would eat me out either
>>8168333
Speaking of downhills, I once pushed my 2CV to 130 km/h on the highway. Until a spark plug was ejected and nearly pierced the hood. Had time to park on the emergency lane, thankfully. Only time I blocked the speed metre needle to the top in any car.
>>8168356
>i doubt you would eat me out either
you might not want to challenge elanna on that...
>>8168359
Lol i HIGHLY doubt she has what it takes. My bf is the god of sex.
>>8168271
it's so true
>>8168324
old pro/semi-pro stuff is plenty of bike for any normal human
no one but the top tier needs a sub 15lb 20-22 spd aero-af bike, they just need to lift and/or cut moar
lotsa cool stuff from 80s-90s too... i might have my dad ship me my mom's '93 allez, it's a solid bike
also dt shifters are way cooler than the complex brake shifter mabobs
>>8168357
i regularly topped out my r1200gs-a at like 225kmh (142mph desu)
>>8168357
>2CV
Can you be any more French?
kayla made me cry wtf is wrong with me.
That suicide video just made me relate because ive been in her shoes except with a knife. Like thats so fucking scary at any moment your brain just wants to off itself and you spazz out and you just want to die. Kayla its not quittinf your brain tells you to end it and you freak out. Its almost like a knee jerk reaction. I know you dont give a shit but for some reason that video really triggered me because ive been in her shoes. Its so scary knowing that your brain wants to end it. So scary knowing everything. This worlds fucked up kayla. You would think as a girl you would have more sympathy to suicidal people. Goddamn im a huge faggot wtf happened?
>>8168356
Meh, I've done gayer shit
Bring it
>>8168353
kissing is so awesome,right?
>>8168370
hugg
fuck kayla for bringing that shit here tbqdesu
>>8168366
>i regularly topped out my r1200gs-a at like 225kmh (142mph desu)
Can't beat German engineering.
>>8168380
That's diarrhea
>>8168383
yeah its pretty nasty of her
the only benefit to someone seeing that would be for them to see how ugly suicide is so they never want to do it
>>8168369
And I don't even need to try hard. Comes naturally.
Im covered in baby caterpillars eww :(
>>8168276
Yus. Im still working on my stockpile from two years ago. I grew tons!
i wanna be a mommy :/
i feel very tired
>>8168399
>baby caterpillars
Adorbs
>>8168376
I doubt you know the methods involved. Canadians are vanilla afterall.
>>8168402
adopt a kitten and you can be it's mommy
scared to tell doctor I've been self medding :(
>>8168409
It's really cute how you think I'm vanilla
And how you make up excuses and move the goalposts
I can spot a transbian a mile away
>>8168402
same
i really just wanna snuggle & fall asleep
>>8168412
or i could steal a babby
furbabies aren't the same, i want to teach a little girl about science and the world and show her new amazing things and make her into an epic social justice witch and i miss having the two little toddler girls cuddle up on either side of me and watch cartoons
honestly just a big bundle of feels rn
What kind of toppings should I get on my gf?
>>8168428
bobs desu
>>8168417
like, really hold someone & never wake up
>>8168428
Tiny dead fish corpses
muff
>tfw everyone has fun cars and bikes and you drive a corolla
>>8168396
I'll buy an Aston Martin and race you. Why doesn't France do sportscars?
>>8168437
start dirtbiking like kayla did
video k posted is making me feel bad
>>8168416
So you could eat me out and play with my gt and nipples at the same time? But what about fucking me? Rubber dicks are nothing to me now that i have a real one in my life.
>>8168324
I still have my first 10 speed. A steel framed Nishiki. It weighs only 29lbs which is light for mid '70s steel framed bikes. I used it extensively as a city bike, but brought it to MD for riding to school. For some reason it went to Iowa with mom&dad instead of back to NYC when I graduated HS.
>>8168352
I usually never rode on the slow speed roads. There was one 15kph zone that I routinely sped through. It was close to my bf's garage entrance. I was always in cool down at that point and only doing 25kph or so.
>>8168357
I don' think I've ever maxed out a car except on a race track. I have driven a 959 at 160mph on gravel.
>>8168366
I wish they still made a R90 sized boxer twin. I'd have one. I had a R90S which had full touring fairings and bags mounted. What a sweet bike. I don't think I ever took it up over 90. Stable as a rock at high speeds.
>Tfw you come back after a year and don't recognize anyone except Kayla
>>8168442
Really?
today was fun got to do my hair, nails and grab lunch with a few girl friends :3
>>8168437
My car probably isn't much better
>>8168460
that thing is kinda cute
>>8168430
it wasn't that long ago that i had that for a brief moment, but they weren't my kids just relatives who said i should be their daddy ;_; (they're too young to understand pronouns and i don't pass)
>>8168442
i think france still kinda does some hot hatches, do those count? i think peugeot makes some neat twin turbo awd thingies?
>>8168437
i gave up my motorized vehicles desu, i'm some sort of ecohippy these days. i like looking down my nose and telling people i ride my bicycle everywhere and ever so slightly sneering. and i needed the cash
>>8168471
is that a 1.8t or 2.8? i thought all the 1.8ts sludged up
>>8168437
my car is Chevrolet cavalier
>>8168427
stealing babbies is a bit mean
>>8168460
But I like the newer one better
>>8168452
>wanting someone to play with your gt
>>8168471
A '99 Audi a4 is still a step up from a '06 corolla
>>8168437
So much sweet, hot and sensual sex was had in the back of this beauty
Reminder that you shouldn't transition if you're ugly
I'm here
>>8168494
okay thakn you
>>8168490
>wanting someone to play with your gt
When my bf does it i can't say no.
>>8168488
that image lmaomg
>>8168484
I just used some pic
Mine is 1.6
That's why i said mine is worse
There are lots of 1.8T around here though
I mean i live where they were produced
I even worked for audi some time
>>8168495
luv beepbeep
>>8168488
is it stealing if they said i should be their parent tho
i mean toddlers totally understand the implication right
>>8168499
that's pretty homogay
>>8168495
Love beep.
>>8168490
p much exactly what I'd picture you'd drive
well, there's nothing to do today, so i might play some vidya.
what should i play?
famicom:
fuck ton of pirated games
snes:
super mario all-stars + super mario world
super mario kart
wizardry v
n64:
ocarina of time
majora's mask
smash bros.
donkey kong 64
jet force gemini (can play as vela)
ps1:
king's field (i & ii)
shadow tower
ff vii
metal gear solid
ps2:
persona 4
metal gear solid 2
armored core whichever 1 it was
so what should i play?
>>8168495
*boops*
>>8168503
1.6? is that a diesel?
i'm americlap so we only got 1.8t, 2.8, and the 2.7tt
desu most of the 1.8ts here are dead, my gf's beetle's oil pump sludged up at 24k miles.. bad engineering sadly
i sort of got autistic for audi/vws when i was 16-18 and had to keep my first car running, learned a lot about auto maintenance though...
>>8168513
majora's mask!
I drive a dodge stratus!
>>8168511
What's that supposed to mean
It was my dad's ;_;
>>8168491
Hatchbacks are neato
>>8168486
How's the reliability?
>>8168484
I tried but my workplace is on the bottom of a pretty large hill ;_;
long, penis strokes
>>8168506
>that's pretty homogay
He doesn't call it a penis, he calls it a cute little ornament
>>8168513
Kamen Rider Chronicle
>>8168525
hmmmm....
sounds nice.
mqybe i could also watch computer players on smash bros.?
majora's mask also sound p goo
>>8168522
No, 1.6 is not a diessl
Hm, haven't heard too much bad stuff about 1.8T
>>8168533
I didn't think you could make a shenis gayer but I think he did
>>8168530
Ikr? And it has the most comfiest seats I have ever sat on
>>8168530
>How's the reliability?
I think its okay I have never had any problems with it but I don't drive that often. its from 1997.
>>8168535
ok i know for a fact that i don't have that, so i won't bother.
if somebody can send me a copy of animal xing wild world, i'll definitely be your wife
>>8168546
That's good
At least you missed that era when north american vehicles would break down if you looked at them funny.
>>8168542
Ngl, I kinda want a hatchback Mazda 3 it's zippy
>>8168490
>>8168491
My first car was a '78 Dodge Colt. Parent's let me use it after getting my drivers license. I drove that for a couple years. It's now parked on my farm. It needs extensive body and suspension work, but ran when parked. It has over 320,000 miles on it. Parents kept it going as a cheap backup car until the unibody got to rusted.
MUFF
>>8168533
i used to think gt stood for genital tumor
makes sense to me
>>8168537
e.g. http://kansascitytdi.com/513-2/
it was definitely a systemic issue, there were bulletins and everything. my gf's was dealer serviced and never abused but they tried to claim it was her fault for a while
lol
https://www.ericthecarguy.com/kunena/common-problems-pattern-failures/59539-audi-vw-1-8t-engine-sludge
>Here is a rough breakdown on checking if your 1.8t has sludge-
>Is it a 1.8t?
>No- you may want to check, just to be sure
>Yes- Yes. You have sludge.
>>8168563
Mazdas are such lady cars, adorable :3
>>8168575
Hm, probably it was just the american ones ?
But most likely i won't get another audi after this one so idc too much
Hrt and ffs are memes for those who will never pass
>>8168567
This is a '77 with the same color scheme as the one I have.
>>8168553
im going to feed you chocolate
get ready
here it comes
sexy penises wiggling
>>8168594
I'm pretty sure there are no mtfs who can pass forever without hrt, autism-anon
>>8168606
There is and there's proof
>>8168598
That's a cute car though
I'd prefer that over mine
>>8168614
Who ?
How could you ? Even the biggest babyface is a full grown man by 30 without hrt
>>8168557
>>8168525
>>8168536
so it's between mgs, mm, ssm (auto-play)
http://www.strawpoll.me/12820806
>>8168603
only if you're coming over w/ animal xing wild world.
i'm kinda tired for choko drug right anyway
>>8168616
back when she tripped it took me like 3 full months to realize you were different people
>>8168626
i do have wild world actually
>>8168616
just b urself
>>8168624
That all depends on your genetics
Hrt can also make you more masculine looking (not including testosterone)
>>8168584
Wtf how are Mazdas lady cars??
Also, I kinda want a Toyota 86, if I were to actually ever get enough money for something sporty.
>>8168598
That is one classic looking car
>>8168636
ALL I SEE ARE FEMININE BENISES WIGGLING WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE
yum
>>8168606
no one can pass forever
>>8168629
ok.
let's coordinate to get some paperwork done.
i'm going to be your wife, & you can give me all the chocolate that you want me to eat
who's the best black trip,
mercorra or shakira?
>>8168626
Those man hands, damn
>>8168635
If you're not downright intersex you'll never pass as the other gender forever without hrt
That's actually impossible
>>8168645
I think she trips as mercutie sometimes too
>>8168649
those hands aren't mine, just so you know.
i don't even have a cat
>>8168644
open wides alines cat
>>8168636
>how do they wiggle
When ur bf picks you up and plops you on his lap and starts fugging u
>>8168635
>Hrt can also make you more masculine looking
idk if this makes any sense my senpai
>>8168645
Shakira seems nice
I didn't know she's black anyway
>>8168657
lewd
>>8168664
mercorra hates me so i'm inclined to like shakira more
actual korra is pretty cool desu but i have to pretend like mercorra is one person for now
>>8168657
o, man.
i'm getting weak just thinking about you giving me brownies
>>8168687
i'm working on getting engaged w/ hailey
>>8168687
Because tfw no gf
>>8168687
I'm too afraid to look for a new one after losing my last and only one so far about a year ago
>>8168615
>>8168641
Yeah, it was a special edition and I liked it. Mom&Dad bought it new for mom to commute to college in. So that is how it got so many miles on it. For the 1976 bicentennial they had a red, white, and blue version. 1600cc engine, 4 on the floor manual transmission, still rear wheel drive, and vents that actually worked. Sorry, no A/C. At 5'10 I'm about the max height for it. I had to have the seat fully back for my legs.
>>8168687
bc i wanna be a mommy and bake cookies and make healthy meals and stuff
boys are icky
>>8168687
i'm an undesirable boring computer addict femboy/hon
mainly
>>8168687
im ugg
>>8168702
Wew, brb texting bf for a quickie
>>8168702
hailey, can we have a benis bact?
i'll keep my peen if you keep yours
>>8168687
No qt guys in my area
Also no vag yet
>>8168702
what is she DOING to his pendis??
>>8168721
i think shes giving it lots and lots of kisses
>>8168687
Because I have a qt gf.
>>8168687
i've decided to be celibate for the rest of my life
>>8168437
It's better than the bus ;_;
I really want one of these!
Or a Honda crx with a Type R engine >.>
mercury is gay
>>8168702
men are the most delicious
i just want to bite into their trapezoids
>>8168716
im keeping mine for the foreseeable future
dis benis is the strong benis
>>8168702
Is it wrong to want a girl with that?
>>8168687
Cause I love my gf
>>8168725
terrifying
then i fuck my time machine
i'm gonna start majora's mask & then smash bros.
>>8168741
yay!
do you live in the united states?
i live in reno
>>8168747
will you give me benis lots and lots of kisses?
>tfw you run out of cookies
>>8168731
in hindsight i come across more than a little catty about you
you're definitely cool because you cycle
first i park my time machine
>>8168742
You want to date another tran?
Damn you took chasing to a whole new level.
"HRT will make you less horny", they said.
"Your sex drive will go down", they said.
>>8168752
probably not at all sorry
>>8168759
is ur butt hungry
i wish i had some opiods secretly laced with fentanyl right now
>>8168751
Hesus Christe...
>>8168753
Thanks, I'm glad I have a shared interest with someone here.
>>8168759
Lies
It actually awakened my sexuality
>>8168751
damn, he's got a sweet ass tho
>>8168759
right?
>>8168751
what do i do when i have no vagina for a man to penetrate?
:\
>>8168750
i live in australia
im sorry alines it must never be
>>8168759
>mfw hrt made me a transcended being of pure light leaving behind mere desires of the flesh
you know that feel when you're deeply asleep and someone yells and wakes you up
that feel happened to me
my chest hurts
>>8168767
beep have yew ever used a butt plug?
>>8168767
I don't even know how sex is supposed to work now considering I like girls and my junk definitely cannot perform its original function for a number of reasons.
>>8168779
:(
>>8168781
no? i like you, we're cool i think.
i could just really go for some painkillers that accidentally kill me right now
i hope switching to bica works out for me
i don't wanna waste more money
maybe i can sell my spiro, there's like a year's worth stashed away in my room
you shot from the hip and missed
detaching from all of this...
>>8168800
How much cypro do you have stashed too? You're gonna turn into a dealer, nim
>>8168759
i went from low sex drive to no sex drive
i still kinda want the dicc but moreso i want cudds, snuggs, and a babby
>>8168784
who did it?
>>8168800
remind me why you're changing meds again?
>>8168792
IKTF I don't really understand how lesbian sex is supposed to work. My penis works but I don't want to use it so ????
>>8168762
anon thats mean :(
>>8168756
>want to
I mean I already have
420chaseit
>>8168821
Well i don't top so good luck with your quest
>when you quit hrt and nothing happens
>>8168635
is this why i perceive myself as more masculine after 6 months of HRT
>>8168825
You can probably be on hrt and not pass
But you can hardly pass after like 30 without hrt
Now stop being autistic
>>8168829
What makes you think I was chasing you?
I just want you to give in to your innate transbian urges
>>8168812
who are you calling anon you stinky benis kisser
>>8168842
>stinky benis kisser
AHAHA what!/!?
what even is that
just kiss my benis
>>8168837
No, now shut up and go dress up in some qt girl clothes
I got like a six month refill from QHI today. It took them much longer to process my order than to ship here. I blame HSBC. Now I'm going to take all of my cypro at once and watch my balls turn into raisins and then into dust before I agonisingly die of liver failure.
>>8168841
you're like the serpent tempting eve
>>8168811
>>8168792
this mentions stuff called muffing, rooing, and telescoping
http://early2bed.com/2014/02/05/trans-women-sex-awesome/
also there's a pdf of this somewhere, link if u got it http://fuckingtranswomen.tumblr.com/
>>8168828
o yea. cypro makin all y'all self medders suicidal ;_;
>tfw no degarelix
cypro obv works to nuke t but if i can't get gnrh antagonist i'm willing to settle on my spiro
>>8168835
>lol whats wrong with these girls they dont even have dicks
is it bad that this is actually my default thought process
>>8168846
i refuse
taking HRT made me into the alpha male i was always meant to be because there's nothing more alpha than growing tits and becoming your own gf
>>8168858
that's what i look like merc
>>8168857
I'll kiss yours then
i'm not cute, am i?
>>8168858
fuck.
it's so big.
i wonder if it'll fit in my mouth
>>8168702
>>8168858
FUCK that is sexy
should I try to suck my friends dick tomorrow
i've probably blown him like 15 times at least but nothing for a few years now and he's got a gf
idk how to bring it up and have it not be akward
>>8168862
sexy
I'm currently waiting on my hrt Meds to arrive. What are my chance so of somewhat passing after a few years on hormones? I'm 20 btw
>>8168865
youre a cute
>>8168854
Wow
You're probably actually autistic
Get laser/electro first, pluck your eyebrows a bit and start presenting like a normal human being
Maybe use some makeup
You can't just wait for hrt to magically turn you into a girl
>>8168865
no you're not not cute
>>8168857
i mean are they even girls if they dont have dicks lol
>>8168854
idk you look better off than me
>>8168871
No you implied anyone can look like a girl with hrt
Fuck you
>>8168856
ive been on it for 5 months, im p nuked
>>8168869
There shouldn't be any problem
Also don't waste years, you're probably ok after a year on hormones
You should also get electro
>>8168855
I'm just supes horny because I haven't had sex in like 5 months and at this point I'm willing to give girls a shot
>>8168864
STOP
BAD TOUCH
>>8168869
You'll more than likely need FFS
>>8168873
you have a point
>>8168886
y-you get it?
i used a double negative
>>8168871
Marina some people just can't pass
Proof right here https://m.imgur.com/a/4yDSr
>>8168880
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/v6rna5sui3muv0p/FTW_number_0_web_release.pdf?dl=0
damn it mercorra don't try to make me feel like a jerk by being nice to me
okay, fine, i don't even know what you look like. thank you mercury
>>8168890
>tfw haven't fucked since september last year and that + second puberty have turned me into a horrendous teenager
i want to die
>>8168892
but it will make you feel really good???
>>8168879
No, is said you can hardly look like a girl without
Not you will look like a girl only with them
All trees are plants
Not all plants are trees
Also how could anyone pass with a beard shadow like that
im really glad i decided to start laser before moving out
it's like a 10 month procress and people at college would remember me with a beard shadow lmao
>>8168896
handsome boys always end up making terrible girls
cute or even slightly ugly boys make good girls
but handsome ones... well,
>>8168896
such a sexy dude she was
>>8168900
i feel more like a crazy teenager than when when i was actually a teenager.
i feel so crazy
>>8168890
sounds like a anxiety-inducing experience
>>8168906
I started before I even figured out how to start self-medding because I've legit despised my facial hair my entire adult life even when I was repressing. Good decision desu, laser takes a long time.
>>8168906
>"10 month process"
>tfw past 2 years now and still working on getting a hairless face
image limit reached so imagine an angry tod face attached to this
>>8168896
Probably
But the person who posted the other link could if she actually did something
How can someone not see that they can never pass with a beardshadow like that
>>8168900
I... I'm not even comfortable sharing how long it's been because it's too embarrassing :_;
>>8168904
You're missing the point
Look at sheen who's been on hrt for years and still doesn't pass
i'll get the n64 set up
>>8168831
>"main reactor power restored"
>"primary systems restored"
>"Delete Amy.OS
>"Restore Spartan.OS"
>"Start Hypertrophy.exe"
>"Uninstall Emotions.exe"
>"Reinstall Pride.exe"
>>8168919
what's your hair type
luckily i have dark hair and light skin so im a good candidate for laser
>>8168925
Electro is expensive af
Your features aren't too hard except your browbone
But it looks pretty fleshy so hrt will probanly help a lot with that
>>8168928
Sheen passes as a overweight middle aged woman
>>8168932
dark hair light skin, laser knocked alot out in the 9 sessions I had but it all came back. i've been getting electro now for a year but it doesn't seem to be killing the hair instead making it come back as lighter ones
my beard just won't die
>>8168917
yeah i always hated it too
mostly because i could never have a clear face and others could due to my hair color
>>8168896
This hurts my feelers
>>8168943
Hahahahaha
This hugbox
A lot of the girls here don't pass:
Amy Victoria
Sheen
Angie
Pleb
Sertii
Franzi
Anne
>>8168949
>pleb
>not passing
>>8168896
She was such an attractive man.
I think it was mainly her facial hair shadow, having her hair up and eyebrows that were precluding her from passing pre-HRT. Even with the FFS she's still on the borderline of passing so I learned from this that FFS is no quick fix.
>>8168915
For a "straight" girl it can be
>>8168945
oh that's too bad
how much did you have to start out with?
i have some peach fuzz on my cheeks that's shaves clean and hair on my chin and upper lip
>>8168935
I'm getting real counselling soon so hopefully I'll be diagnosed as not trans because I am falsetrans
>>8168949
i dont pass i look piggish
>>8168921
don't misgender you fucking faggot
>stress eat all day
>haven't locked down a place to live as planned
>want to make more cookies
i've had a bowl of granola with a few blackberries, a couple bowls of veggie soup, a bowl of rice, and A WHOLE FUCKIN BATCH of chocolate chip cookies
rip me
>>8168949
>tfw never gonna pass
>>8168957
full dark beard if left unshaved, puberty screwed me pretty bad. perhaps I'm just unlucky, i hope yours goes well and doesn't take thousands of dollars and a couple years to go through
>>8168949
>amy victoria
from what ive seen passes?
>sheen
iffy, would probably be better if she lost weight
>angie
passes wtf
>pleb
passes wtf
>sertii
babytrans, she's gonna be really cute
>franzi
haven't seen her
>anne
passes wtf
>>8168936
Like how expensive? And yeah my brow is fleshy. Will that change over hrt then?
>>8168952
Pleb doesn't pass
>>8168955
yeah maybe
maybe it'd be easier now that you're transitioned?
i mean you don't have the weird thing of her seeing you as a guy
>>8168921
fair whoops
b-but her eyebrows
>>8168989
yep.
>>8167433
good that yr workin
>>8167648
eggselent
>>8168896
she just needs to trim her fucking brows