I got a boner during a Jiu Jitsu tournament and am scared of

>>8140739
lmao senpai
shit happens, i'm sure theres a certain amount of leniency people give others about boners and shit
but like.. you jizzed? good lord
can u like wear tighter underwear or somethin

>>8140751
I couldn't help it, I've been pretending to be straight for so long and I'd never been so "close" to an attractive guy before.
Doesn't tighter underwear make it more noticeable?

This is obviously op's roleplay fantasy

I don't think that's what coach meant when he said to get off to an explosive start.

>>8140772
yeah that seems like a really easy way to blow your load and gas yourself

A boner is understandable but jizzing yourself is a little too far. I feel sorry for that guy, he's trying to win a fight and his opponent is just having an orgasm. How do you fight against someone having an orgasm?

>>8140739
Lot's of guys get boners during fights or other physical activities. It's not weird and doesn't imply gayness. Especially when you're a teenager and basically have a boner 24/7 anyway. No one will think anything of it.

Jizzing your pants is another matter though. That's weird even for a virgin. I hope no one noticed that.

>>8140767
>I'd never been so "close" to an attractive guy before.
so this was literally your first jiu jitsu fight? why did you enter a tournament? you didn't practice before?

>>8140739
lol I'm sorry mate.
This honestily looks like a fanfiction someone writed.

>>8140739
that sounds pretty hot

>>8140739
tfw this is basically naruto and sasuke

its cool dude, if anyone says anything i would probably laugh it off, its kinda natural so who the fuck cares, im also a virgin but no one likes virgins who are pussies or embarrassed of their lack of sex life

its not a big deal op

>>8140739
who tf do you train with then lol?
Ive got a boner pulling an armbar once and no one really cared

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>>8140739
>So that's me in the picture during the fight, I'm the guy with his head buried in the other guy's dick. Since I'm a fucking virgin, I got a full on boner and even jizzed during this move.

>>8141130
>A boner is understandable but jizzing yourself is a little too far. I feel sorry for that guy, he's trying to win a fight and his opponent is just having an orgasm. How do you fight against someone having an orgasm?

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>I fought Jiu Jitsu and I jizzed in my pants

Screencap this

Ah, this is still up.
To the people wondering, I train at a BJJ gym and believe it or not am not in it just for the close contact with guys. I've had boners before but always semis, I've never had anything this extreme before.
Also, why is this even a move? You're literally trying to make your opponent tap out by rubbing your face on their dick, what do they expect?

>>8141872
>writed
English isn't your first language is it?

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>>8142721
would have been funnier if you said
>I Jizz Jitsued in my pants.

>>8140739
OP is a blackbelt in.

Jizz jizzsu

>>8140751
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>>8142851
the way you get out of this is you start fellating him then while he's distracted because he's cumming you flip him into missionary position

>>8142851
>what do they expect?
Most guys aren't raging faggots like you, though.

>>8144318
Yeah, BJJ is gay like that. It even has bj in the name.

>>8144338
Gay or not, they would still have their face on his dick.

>>8140739
You should have just pissed your poants after cumming as to cover it up.

this is actually really cute

>>8144580
I don't know if anyone noticed the cum, it was quite a lot but I don't think it was visible. Probably smelt like a horny skunk though.

>>8144590
you're fine, stop overreacting

>>8144590
What did you do with your cum? Did you eat it? Did you lick it up and then makeout with the guy in the locker room and pass your cum back and forth?

>>8144580
Or he could have taken a dump, that really would have distracted from his boner, if he crapped his pants while wrestling.

>>8140739
Did you win or lose the match? If you lost you should have taken your cum soaked pants and shown the ref and claim foul, saying he had unfairly disarmed you by turning you on and making you cum, thus distracting you.

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>>8140739
Important need to know question does this turn you on?

http://manporn.xxx/videos/13019/retro-gay-sleeping-oral-sex-RMUwXN3ouvp/

>>8144694
Nothing special I'm afraid, just went to the toilets straight after. Alas, no making out.

>>8144717
Yeah I lost, to this move no less. Believe it or not but being pulled into a guy's crotch hurts for some reason.
And I'm pretty sure the ref noticed my boner but he still didn't call foul!

OP, you're fine. I bet someone probably noticed your boner, but I guarantee nobody noticed you jizz. It sounds like you took care of it immediately after, you did the right thing.

What you do now is simple: pretend it never happened. Nobody is going to bring it up to you, and you aren't going to bring it up to anyone else, and it'll be lost to the sands of time.

>>8141130
>I feel sorry for that guy, he's trying to win a fight and his opponent is just having an orgasm.

this some funny shit

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>>8142085
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>>8143161
Underrated.

posting in epic thread

>>8140739
I can't stop laughing at this holy shit , just like my animus

>>8140739
> parents are recording

post video?

>>8157070
Second this. I need some fapping material for tonight.

>>8141130

I think we know who the real winner is