/Lesbian General/

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Red Hair on that lovely green spring background is the way to go.

How does /lesgen/ feel about small boobs? Am I doomed as the head of the IBTC A-cup chairwoman?

>>8134957
WHALES

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What's your favorite pizza toppings, lesgen?

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>>8134970
I'm fan.

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Reminder don't feed the trolls, or clg raiders.

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Quote to live by gals.

Ps. you should all read Dune.

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>>8134970
I have this problem where I have certain preferences for women but I would be absolutely delighted with a girlfriend with boobs of any size.
I feel like this makes me seem greedy.
TL:DR: YES! ALL THE BOOBS!

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How to find Aussie cutie for couple cosplay

>>8135014
There was a time I could recite that from memory. It's been years though.

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>>8135009
You realize much like smokey the bear or whatever:

"Only YOU, can create good content!" Rather than whining about lack of content do something productive.
>Talk about your day
>Talk about cute girls you have seen recently
>Post pictures of cute girls
>Make some fan art
>Ask some questions

Example this is a cute grill. Today it is kinda overcast and I think I actually get my mood effected by the weather a lot. I drank 3 bottles of wine with a friend last night and played hollow knight (which by the way is basically side scrolling darksouls. So hard!)

>>8134974
Sausage, onion, bacon, sometimes chicken, and mushrooms.

I actually used to work at a little Cesars and when my manager would let me I would make these heavy ass pizzas with like 4 or 5 different toppings, teriyaki sauce drizzled on it and topped with Parmesan cheese. That was one of the few things I miss about working there (everything else was garbage).

>>8134997
They are so active today. Must be a slow day in /clg/ and /pol/

>>8135071
same-fagging is cancer.

>>8135043
>Go to Aussie con
>Use your best pick up lines
>????
>Profit

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>>8135061
>I drank 3 bottles

What?
I dont get how two people can drink that much wine.
2-3 shots or A couple of cups of sake and Im toasty drunk.

How do you do that and not explode from all the alchohol?!

>>8135096
>I guess by that metric /lesgen/ is super active.

This thread is practically radioactive.
Im growing a third head just watching this thread.

>>8134883
i'll make a discord and join then.

>>8134970
I like them, but I'm flat chested myself, so I prefer bigger boobs

So last night I went on an OKCupid spree, and liked a bunch of girls and looked at their profiles.
I didn't message any of them though, which I regret, but I'm also generally terribly afraid of messaging people, because I want to talk for *a while* before meeting up, and I'm also a still recovering neet.

feels badman.

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>>8135162
You just gotta accept you have to be the one to message first. Just send "Hey, you're cute, what're you up to today/tonight?" and if they respond and you get stuck, come back here n we'll help you.

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>>8135143
>What?
>I dont get how two people can drink that much wine.
>2-3 shots or A couple of cups of sake and Im toasty drunk.
I mean it matters how much time it is over. We drank that from 2pm till 9:30. Like it isn't actually that much. each bottle is 750 ml divide by 2 375ml each per bottle. (If perfectly even) a cup is 250ml so your basically drinking a little over a cup of wine per bottle.

Then 3 bottles across 7 hours. Meaning it took 2 and ~1/4 hours per bottle. It really isn't much.

>>8134974
periperi chicken with the saucy

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>>8135162
Oh god! THat reminds me that I have an OkCupid account.
Anywho. You should totally bite the bullet and just message them. Try to ask a question about something dealing with their profile.

>>8135216
I love this image. Forever chaotic neutral who dreams of being lawfully butch. Meanwhile, neutral femme, lawfully neutral, and true neutral is who I long for.

>>8135196
its funny you say that, because i saw alot of "women" who were men with stubble and shit.
i'd post screencaptures, but that would be very inconsiderate of me, aside from the fact that i blocked many of them.
>>8135216
>>8135183
yeah, I've messaged first and gotten dates before, I'm just being a wuss. It doesn't help me though, that the 10/10s i've messaged hated me, or just didn't like me at all.


>tfw not sure if i'm neutral femme or a true neutral

>>8135216
true neutral looking for chaotic neutral gf

pls respond

>>8135162
Definitely just gotta bite the bullet. Message a favorite but be sure to read their whole profile thoroughly!

>>8135216
Chaotic neutral w/ one-in-blue-moon neutral-femme

someone save me

>>8135321
hi I'm >>8135241, want to help me rid the income inequality in the western world?

>>8135334
Oh god, is this love blooming?!

Are you more excited about wearing qt dresses or about seeing qts in dresses?

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>>8135364
I am! Finding decent dresses are tricky when you are tall, but hey I have a small collection of decent ones and am excited to find more this season!

Also just a question, how do you all feel about dresses like this?

(personally not fan.)

>>8135334
So you're gonna go into STEM fields together? OTP

>>8135401
Tall feels are okay sometimes tho

I definitely prefer dresses that fit at the waist!

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>>8134957
Why drop the trans from the title?

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>>8135364
I actually really like dresses but I dont wear them. I look forward to taking a nice, lazy walk in the woods with my future qt in nice dresses.

>tfw fresh hot pizza with vidya

What a great night.

>>8135364
The latter. Dresses make me uncomfortable. I don't understand how femmes stand it.

>>8135553
what toppings?

>>8135559
How come?

>>8134974
anchovies (I know I"m weird)

>>8135364
both anon, both

>>8135677
iktf
When I tell people that I like anchovies I get stares like I just grew another head.

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>>8135364
Seeing qts, especially my current crush who has this one dress that kind of looks like pic related, but with buttons down the front and without the 2nd ruffle at the bottom. So cute ;; For myself, I am actually trying to get more into androgynous/soft butch style in the summer with more relaxed & oversized fits.

Wish me luck in asking out yellow sundress crush at some point soon.

soooo is this the latest iteration of /tlg/ or what

>>8135254
I'm not being transphobic, I'm talking about regular run of the mill men, and I was confused why they showed up in my search then I see they listed themselves as transwomen.
one person had an underwear pic with an obvious bulged on display

>>8135251
okay, wish me luck anon

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>>8135677
>>8135717
fuck is wrong with you?

>>8135857
that does it, /clg/ is getting shitposted like never before

>>8135879
They are tasty. Not all the time but still good.
Its like capers in pasta, a nice burst of saltiness in the midst of deliciousness.

>>8135907
>>8130062

>>8135559
I mean why not both?! The one piss off is having you legs stick to things/seats.

>>8135475
trans was never in the thread. It is a thread for lesbians.

>>8136172
kek

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rustic girls

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cute socks

>>8136172
this. I mean the best way to annoy them is probably posting cute transwomen, or men on their board. Though you really don't even need to. Their thread is poo.

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>>8136400
Come to my farm

>>8136502
If this is you I am tempted. She is fucking cute as shit.

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>>8136482
Poo?

>decide to try out online dating
>only 6 girls who are les, bi, or meme sexualities
n-not like I wanted to date anyway

>>8136517
lul

>>8136524
the bully general is over there >>8130062

>>8136510
Imagine a redhead that is probably smaller and fashion not quite as perfect, then yep, that me.

>tfw no gf

>>8136693
relateable

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>>8136693
Delte Dis.

>>8136524
>only 6 girls who are les, bi, or meme sexualities
>Only 6
So....whats the problem?

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What's lesgens go-to dance moves to pick up the birds?

>>8136966
Showing off my massive tits

>>8136986
can you give us an example?

>>8136986
that's not a dance move but I'd let you make that move on me

>>8135717
finally someone who likes anchovies! :P
>>8135879
superior taste, you wouldn't get it :^)

>>8137338
**inferior
ftfy

>>8136966
Here's mine. Don't understand why I haven't picked up any girls yet. Maybe I need more practice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNMZlkrzaU

>>8137510
wrong.
anchovies are the best

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>>8134957
>tfw the last few days have been great

>>8135216
>Went from Chaotic Neutral to Lawful Neutral
Feels Goodman.

>>8135216
I wish I actually matched one of these.

Can't decide between lawful butch or femme, though.

>>8135216
I'm stuck somewhere between Lawful Nuetral, Chaotic Nuetral ,and Nuetral Butch.
It's hard being a /k/ lesbo

>>8137982
aw fuck i should've said dy/k/e
one job and i fuck it up

https://strawpoll.com/ybw8cbx

>>8137849
Dont worry, I never matched any one of those completely either.

How are you all doing, /tlg/?

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gorgeous looking woman *~*

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i wish she wasn't straight ;w;

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>tfw no gf to kiss with

Every troll I see just exasperates me just a little bit more. I can see why The discord was necessary, now.
So what does /lesgen/ do for a living?

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anyone else with smoking fetish?

>>8135475
Because facing reality hurts.

>>8135475
Not everyone here is trans. Some people are just bored of what's going on in /clg/, where trans people somehow became their biggest obsession. Not every lesbian cares what's between someone's legs as long as they're cute and feminine.

>>8138253
>Not every lesbian cares what's between someone's legs
Yes they do, idiotic male. That's why they're homosexual and not bisexual.

>>8138259
What if one likes only women (trans or cis) but have no interest in men?
>not realising "homosexual" and "heterosexual" aren't strictly defined terms

>>8138269
They're literally strictly defined terms just like "woman" and "man" are, but I know you love bending reality so it doesn't hurt your feelings too much.

Do fem lesbian girls like tall women?

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>>8138280
Both of these are men then? And if I only like the person on the right I'm bisexual?

Also… do you like ftms too then? By your logic you're not a lesbian if you don't.

>>8138297
all girls like tall girls

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Well fuck me, I posted in the old thread. Reposting because why not.

>>8103327 #
>butches with long hair

Yes? You rang? Well wait. What's your definition of butch? Lifts weights, no/light makeup, broad shoulders, deep voice, physically active STEM vocation?

>>8103456 #
>getting "raped" by a qt trans lesbian

I don't think I've ever been more gay right now. On another note;
>tfw every time you get slightly turned on you can feel your tampon inside of you and it causes a feedback loop of arousal

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>8138182
>So what does /lesgen/ do for a living?
I'm an accountant for a very staid, long-term family law firm that does trusts, wills, etc...

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ignore bait. post qts

>>8138436
Why would you wear a tampon when you don't get periods?

>>8138182
I'm "funemployed" at the moment. Looking to fix that though.

>>8138425
>Tfw 6'1
>Tfw muscular
>Tfw high test
>Tfw people think I'm trans

>>8138553
Be my gf

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hey /lesgen/ i recently found this cool website with a bunch of cool pics from cute cats to lovely les couples you can find pretty much anything you want
a lot of their original links are dead ,so you can find so much cool stuff that you can find anywhere else
but hurry the web site is gone be close on 8 of may so collect as much as you cant befor is to late
http://ffffound.com

>>8138182
I'm an English major but hoping to become a librarian.

Also how does one tell when a date is a Date. I went out with this girl I know from school for coffee, and I think she's into girls, but I'm not sure, and I don't know if she even considered it a date or just a hang out.
I posted in cis les gen as well but I figure I'd be scum and cross post it :P

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I heard you were looking for a "Lesbian General"?

I found her. Also good morning lesgen.

>>8138522
Tell that to my bleeding vaguba.

On that note, what're lesgen's thoughts on period sex?

>>8138713
Are you a qt?

>>8139174
I am down for it the majority of the time. We both tend to get hornier around that time anyway. She is less into it than me though sadly.

>>8139174
I would only do it if they were clean and/or someone I trusted and was in a long term relationship with.

>>8138848
Go away, attention whore. We don't want your shitposting here either.

>>8139210
not her but if you want a 5'7 ginger gf then yes I'm qt

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>>8138848
>hoping to become a librarian
I don't hear that everyday.

>how does one tell when a date is a Date.
For a lit fag you missed the '?' at the end of your question. ;) Grammar nonsense aside. It really comes down to how you feel. If you aren't sure if it was a date the easiest thing to do is just setup a follow up. Don't beat around the bush. Confidence is sexy. If you know she is les just put your hand on hers while at the next date and see what happens. (Heck do that if you are unsure too) saves both of you time beating around the bush.

>>8140051
Please post pics (censor the face if you have to.) Gingers break me. <3

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>>8139419
Yeah, it's strange how a lot of women get easily aroused during their period. I wonder what causes it?

>>8139437
>clean
I have a method of using a tampon, pushing the string all the way inside. No penetration, but the tampon feels nice. I couldn't do this with a hook up, only in a comfy relationship.

Gosh darn it I'm so sexually frustrated. I'm in a temporary long distance relationship and the distance is killing me. We'll be moving in together in the fall, and it's only been a month since we were last together, but I'm dying from lack of touch. My own hands aren't doing it for me any more. This is awful. She gave me permission to see other people in the meantime but I can't do that! I'd feel awful.

Fug. Sorry. I really needed to vent.

>>8134957
I'm not even a lesbian, but where do you get those shoes?

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>>8140193
Good reminder of the thread edition post more cute spring outfits!
This is summer dress. Sup.

>>8140193
Typical HSTS.

>>8140231
>ripped jeans
>nigger boots
>age 14 beanie
no thanks

>>8140082
Yeah, I type really badly on here compared to how I would type in say a formal essay :P Thanks I will try to do that, though I get nervous about being rejected.
>>8139818
mmm salty

>>8140231
>buying already ripped jeans

thats like buying a pre-built computer, just disgusting

>>8139210
No ;_;

Help. I'm butch and want to wear sexy business casual blouses and khakis/suit pants. Where do you find business casual blouses that are actually, you know, made of cotton and not the gossamer tears shit I've been finding?

>>8140618
I've had pretty good luck with Macy's, as well as a few local shops but that's probably not useful to you.

>>8140051
Yes yes yes.

Bonus points if y-you'll dom me.

>>8140686
Yeah, not quite. If I could find stuff just by wandering stores I think I'd be alright.

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>>8140251
>>8140346
Post more high quality pictures then. Keep the thread alive, or else I will keep posting edgy tomboys.

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Seriously show me how you dress to impress with street style!

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I need help guys. I have never met another NGC lesbian in my life living all throughout the tri-state area. I'm currently living in Trenton and I'm dying to meet people I can just EXIST next to for a while and feel comfortable about. Everywhere I've been has been full of bi tomboys and skinny blonde girls in Wal-Mart flannel shirts and I'm always uncomfortably conspicuous.

How do I go about finding a good bar between Philly and NYC with a lot of butches and bulls? Preferably one with older women like pic related, my life is in a bad place and I could really use a mentor right now.

>>8141027
what's your body type?
That (imaged) can go from A+ to F- real fast if you wear it wrong.

>>8141473
Thin, tall column with a bit of booty. Post more imageeees!

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>>8138848
>I'm an English major but hoping to become a librarian.

Holy Shit. I was too.
I dropped out of school a couple of years ago because I was at a shit school and I hit a wall because of my adhd That made my grades plummet. I too have aspirations of being a librarian but Im kind of scared of not being good enough to achieve this. Also, Im old so it seems like I should just give up and find a decent job in a small Midwestern town and die a bitter insane spinster.
Also, Dresses.

>>8141055
I don't know how much this helps but I went to a peer support group for lesbians for a while, and about 90% of them would fit into what you described. Maybe look for one of those groups

>>8141646
don't give up hope, the world always need librarians albeit more for tech savey then for actual book knowledge nowadays

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>>8140392
Yes You are!
I bet you are a secret qt sent to spy on us loners, aren't you!?

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>>8141549
You're set, post pics.

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>>8142035
This is an example of an outfit I wore to a lesbian meetup a few months ago.

Although, I had meant you should post pictures of just cute internet dresses.

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moar

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>>8142501
Where's the flannie tho?
Nice look, pretty hot desu but the jacket misses the mark, it does make you look /fit/ however. A light coloured jacket with that would look great.

Also I totally misread your OP, I thought you said "how do I impress with this streetstyle" my bad

I don't think I impress with my street look rip

>>8142600
You're a crazy cute human. Thank you for existing, and thank you for being in lesgen.

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goodnight guys. Gotta do actual work before bed!
Keep the thread alive!

>>8134970
Small boobs are good.
Source: gf has small boobs.

>>8142600
post thigh highs

>>8142750
only if you've never wet the bed before

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>>8142756
Lawllllll Keep it locked tight on this thread!

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>>8142767
>>8142756
>when you ain't got a dom gf but you're getting bullied anyway
living the dream

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>>8142815
I shouldn't want this shirt but I do.
>hard mode: pick up a girl in a weeb shirt
can it be done?

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Staying up till 4:30 to paint bugs and blast through art block. Sounds about right

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>>8135216
>implying anyone in that bottom row is butch
Life is hell.
Fuck women who won't date butches who "look too much like men" or break up with us because we refuse to get "dolled up" for any reason.

>>8143360
what is preference?

>>8143360
If I wanted to date men I wouldn't be a lesbian.

>>8143485
I used to be like that until I just said fuck it. What's the worst that's going to happen? A girl will say no to me? Fine, move on to the next.

Don't look at as flirting. Look at it as practice. Say hi to as many girls as you can. Approach as many as you can. This way you will develop a style and confidence so you won't drop spaghetti when you approach and flirt with a girl you REALLY want to get to know.

>>8143452
This is only acceptable if you'd sleep with a trans woman.

I'm definitely soft butch, that's for sure. Futch and hard femmes are my favorites.

Who smoking weed rn?? Jesus is watching, that creep.

>>8142600
>>8142501
Post your face; we know you're a tranny. You don't need to hide it.

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>>8144690
I mean...

>tfw no Allycat gf
why live?

>>8144762
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa stop, this is definitely not a feel I need rn

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>>8144759
Like...

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>>8144541
Look you Merican's got yourselves into this mess yourselves. Watching him get elected was a slow motion car crash for Canadians.

>would you eat out a bleeding cunt? Totally if she was clean and my partner. Grow up.

Oh right. Pol is all gay dudes repressing their identity, and feeling afraid women have cooties. Right.

>syria currently getting bombs
>retards still on their trump is homophobic!!! protect lgbt!! yay muslims! train
this is why people don't care about you.

>>8144690
>Glenn Condomhands

so whats the difference between this and cis lesgen?

tranny-centered here?

Trolls are awake it seems. TY. How about you head back to the shit holes you crawled out of and continue being rancid human filth there, instead of fucking with these fine ladies K thanks bye...

>>8145222
we don't reply to bait in this thread and don't care if you're a tranny or not

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>>8144762
Mmmmyes? You rang?

How's everyone's afternoon going?

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>>8145918
I'm sick as heck, and my girlfriend is at work. My cats are looking after me by giving me cuddles at least.

Waiting for a break in the waves of nausea and fever to make myself a cup of tea.

>>8134974
Meatballs

>>8145918
But it's night already.

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My gf just got home surprised me with pad thai and spring rolls + some tequila grapefruit coolers! Life is good and I love her snugly face! :3

Game time:

Pick your favorite outfit, and say why. (You can take the girl with it if you like.)

>>8146033
Time change is magic!
>>8145970
I am jelly of your cat snugs!

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>>8146413
re-rolling with a better picture you can answer this one or the pattern nightmare.

>>8146413
>>8146509
That's some bad taste.

>>8146413
aaaaa it's like a basilisk hack made from clothes. 3 and 5 silhouettes are nice but idk it all feels too noisy

>>8146509
top tuck in 1 is the only thing that stands out

>>8146509
>>8146413
hats > sunglasses (I need to get a hat)

>>8146413
>>8146509
I used to steal textbooks from girls like this.

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Would /lesgen/ any of the girls in this video? I'd take any of them except pigtails, but black adidas shorts is my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE

Theres this girl in my class, I think she's the most prettiest gurl ive ever seen, jesus fucking christ. Never said a world to her btw.
I wish i've just been born asexual.

>>8144762
>Allycat gf

please explain.

>>8146413
They all look like teen drama protagonists and are all too skiny for my tastes but if I had to pic one I guess 1? The slicked back hair gets me every time. Oh my god! I was at work and this one chick showed up and she had this slicked back hairstyle like a 50's heartthrob and these thick glasses and this brown foLeather aviator jacket and I almost melted into a puddle. Oh my god she was so hot!

>>8146509
>manic pixie dream girls

NOPE

>>8146820
>Justin Bieber music video
>Nothing but Duck face in the thembnail

MAXIMUMNOPE.JPG

>>8146973
I Know that feel.
Maybe investigate. See if she is gay. Then do the traditional lesbian mating dance at her.

>>8147212
>please explain.
Drop everything and read Sunstone /right now/.

>>8138297
YES.
>>8142997
Hey~ nice ladybug! I love those guys. Maybe we can talk sometime?

>>8147244
I second this. It's pretty great even if you're not very kinky stuff, the art is pretty fantastic reguardless.

>>8145314
>>8145384
Thank you~

Also, does anyone else feel the curse of being kinda tall but liking taller women? I'm ~5'10 and it seems like a girl taller than that and is a lesbian, AND fits my standards and we gel is like, just really rare, I love my current princess, but when I was single it was a struggle. We're the same height, at least.

>>8147528
I'm tall and also like taller women.
I know the struggle.

>>8147550
How tall are you?

>>8147559
taller than I want to be, a few inches over six feet.

>>8142997
Keep up the good work!
I try to do art on my break at work but whenever I try to people come sit next to me and distract me. Its really frustrating.

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You know what to do

>>8147571
Aww, I see. It must be even harder, but don't give up! I'm sure that someone will come into your life eventually. Or, maybe you'll find someone the same height or shorter that you might not've expected to fall in love with. Regardless, best of luck!

>>8147591
oh, i don't mind shorter girls.
It'd just be nice to be with someone who doesn't make me feel like a gangly giant.

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>>8147590
......5 through 9. Especially if they are taller than I am.

>>8147612
7 and 9 look fucking gross though...

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>>8147621
Not to me <3
I kinda wish I could kind a combination of 7 and 9.
muscle mama bear.....I have weird tastes.

>>8147590
#goals is a combo of 8/9 and 3.
Unrealistic, maybe, but aren't you supposed to dream big?

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>>8147590

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>>8147665
Please tell me you are serious. I feel weird for being the only chubby chaser here.

>>8147781
100% serious.

>>8147781
>Please tell me you are serious. I feel weird for being the only chubby chaser here.
Are you thin too?

>>8147844
>Are you thin too?

Ha! No. Not by anyone's standards am I thin.
I am the opposite of thin. I am the anti-thin.

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>>8147861
Do you count as a chubby chaser if you are in fact chubby yourself doe?

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>>8148028
Id like to think so. Granted I have a slight fetish for almost sizes of women, I drool over bigger women way more. Its my curse, my burden to bare.

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>tfw no gf
>tfw no one to kiss and hung
>tfw no pussy to eat
>tfw you live with your parents and are a neet in the closet, so you probably shouldn't have a gf anyway

whos willing to kill me?

>>8138848
i cross post too, dont worry, you aren't alone
>>8138182
currently NEET, currently trying to figure out something so i can just be self-sufficient and live alone with 7 cats

>>8138436
>Yes? You rang? Well wait. What's your definition of butch? Lifts weights, no/light makeup, broad shoulders, deep voice, physically active STEM vocation?
please post pic

>>8147550
>>8147528
my sisters in suffering ;-; hold me ;-;

>>8148097
At least you're not 29.

>>8148097
Ill kill you with hugs! Fat hugs! prepare yourself.

>>8146413
>Pick your favorite outfit, and say why. (You can take the girl with it if you like.)
favorite to wear? probably 2 or 3.
for a girl to wear? 4 I think.
>>8146509
i'd wear 2, but only 1-3 are attractive to me, for someone else to wear, put the girl from 4 in the first look, and i'd be happy.
>>8147590
goals is 1-3
would fuck is 0-5, and 8

>>8148116
>tfw 30
Step it up, kohai.

>>8148120
what are fat hugs?
>>8148116
I'm 27.
kill me

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>>8148125
Ok, you got me.
They are just regular hugs from a fat girl. To be fair I am really fat, though.

>I'm 27
Man, all these youngsters. You make an old woman like me feel so out of place. Anyone want to come clean this old ladys pool over the summer?

>>8148142
how old are you?
I love hugs desu. I dont think i could date someone fat though. I'm borderling anorexic, and i have a real bad "thing" with weights

>>8148151
Oh, Im 30, the age when people are supposed to never be found attractive by anyone ever anymore.
>I dont think i could date someone fat though.

The way people talk on here and my past experiences, it kinda makes me feel like no one could so Ive kinda just gotten past the idea it will ever happen.

I anyone gets past the fat, they have to deal with all the other issues I have so yeah, not a reality.
Its nice to dream though.

>>8148173
>tfw no fat gf to tie me up, sit on my face and pee on me.

>>8148124
Are you a NEET living with your parents too?

>>8148220
>tfw no fat gf to tie me up, sit on my face and pee on me.
I was with you until the peeing thing.

>Are you a NEET living with your parents too?
Christ no!
Im a neet but I could never live with my parents ever again.

Peridot and Lapis are gay for each other, right?

>>8148261>>8148173

>neet
>doesn't live with parents
where do you live? i wouldn't mind being a NEET is i could live alone to be honest.

well, you could always lose weight, right? whats stopping you? body, especially weight is one of the easiest fixes I think. therapy is good for fixing head stuff, although i'm still fucked up so maybe it isn't that good at all

>>8148261
>I was with you until the peeing thing.
>Not peeing on you gf.

>Christ no!
See? You're not as bad as me or the 27 yo.

>>8148267
>where do you live? i wouldn't mind being a NEET is i could live alone to be honest.

Old faithful in yellowstone national park
I have a job here but the rest of my free time is spent as far away from people as I can be. Im only alone right now because I havent been assigned a roommate ( I live in employee housing) yet.

>well, you could always lose weight, right? whats stopping you? body, especially weight is one of the easiest fixes I think.

Oh i am trying to lose weight. I actually have lost about 10 to 20 pounds. Just have a long way to go. I also dont want to become too small. My target weight is 200.

>>8148271
>See? You're not as bad as me or the 27 yo.

You'd think that, but not really. Thanks for trying to make me feel better, though.

Ill talk to you guys later. Im fighting sleep right now.

>>8148289
>I have a job here but the rest of my free time is spent as far away from people as I can be. Im only alone right now because I havent been assigned a roommate ( I live in employee housing) yet.
oh
so you're not even a NEET
i hate you

>200
how tall are you???

>>8148291
>See? You're not as bad as me or the 27 yo.
Im sowwy....
;__;


Im 5'6

>>8148297
200lbs at 5'6" is alot still imo

>>8148302
Yeah but way less than I am now so Ill be fine with that.
Besides, I wouldnt mind at least being a little chubster instead of snorlax.

>>8147590
I'm almost 8 but I would date 1,2,3,8 and 9

We will search and find every female feminist and lesbian and we will send them to "CUDDLE CAMPS"DONALD TRUMP

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Where can a MAN-HATING women hide?

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reminder that tennis is the undisputed best sport for finding qts

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>>8134957
>tfw no /math/ gf

>>8150492
is computer science close enough to math to count?

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Who would you rather Rosie (top) or Rose?

>>8148121
I picked 1-3 of the 2nd one too.

>>8150759
Rose
Rosie is kind of "eh" looking desu
>>8150627
not her, but its close enough for me, be my gf

>>8150759
Rose

>>8150780
well the type of computer science I'm doing is essentially just a bunch of optimization problems which is math in a way

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s u r v e y t i m e
1). fave type of shoes?
2). favorite holiday?
3). favorite lesbian?
4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
5). what's your perfect Sunday?
6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
7). include pic of a qt for quality content.

pic related

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>>8150759
I am 100% in the rose boat too.
They actually have a video about how lesbians prefer Rose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Htd673Y3A&t=326s

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
combat boots or brougues
>2). favorite holiday?
uhh christmas i guess
>3). favorite lesbian?
Tinashe. well, actually she's bi, I'd say Amber heard, but she's bi too, so Anne Clark/St. Vincent.
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
i want to be a popstar desu (like Prince or the previously mentioned St. Vincent)
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
probably a nice brunch, and then play music all day
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
maybe, but maybe not, since i'm basically a christian
>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.
here is a woman I'd like to marry

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>>8150932
>1). fave type of shoes?
Dress Leather boots.
>2). favorite holiday?
Halloween I am still goth at heart.
>3). favorite lesbian?
Obviously my gf first. Kate Flowers doe if I had to go with a celebrity.
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
Somehow find an artistic career and live off the things I make.
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
A proper large breakfast at a comfy time like 2pm, play some vydia snuggs and a movie or something with a beverage, maybe go to a beach, watch the stars huddled under a blanket.
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
I am not really baffled by it. I am more baffled that Christians are still a thing.
>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.
Using this pic for # 3 as well.

Does anyone else have a hard time in winter because straight girls unironically wear plaid all the time?

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>>8150856
>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
Sneakers, for sure.
>2). favorite holiday?
Probably Halloween. Puts me in a fun mood and doesn't come with social obligations.
>3). favorite lesbian?
Nobody really comes to mind right now...
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
Draw, travel, sleep.
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
Chilling at home with my gf on a rainy summer day. Drawing to thunderstorms in the evening? Something like that. I like my Sundays moody and cozy.
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
Eh. Good for them if they're happy? Otherwise I don't know why they bother, I suppose.
>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.
Everybody's seen this picture but whatever. Goals, etc.

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
Anything with a block heel!
>2). favorite holiday?
This will be the first year I can do anything for it, but Halloween
>3). favorite lesbian?
Jodie Foster
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
aaaaaa I don't know
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
I sleep through too many of them to be know :<
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
I'm more baffled by Christians I guess.
>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.
tfw my tallfu is straight ;_;

>>8152227
wow that dress is really fucking cool.

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
Sneakers (Thigh high ones too, even though Ive never worn any before).

>2). favorite holiday?
Christmas? I honestly dont know.

>3). favorite lesbian?
Dont make fun of me, but Ellen DeGeneres. She was my secret celebrity crush when I was younger. Before I knew what gay was. I would swoon every time I saw her. I still have a soft spot for her to this day.

>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
I want to live in a nice, peaceful part of a largish city as either a librarian or a comic artist with a girlfriend who has a nice, easy-ish, good paying job (maybe clerical work or IT).
At least thats what I think I want. Youd think I would know for sure by the age of 30, right?

>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
Ive never had my perfect Sunday but it would be laying on a big comfy couch, cuddling with my gf while watching/not watching cable or playing video games. Then in the evening we would get chinese fast food or go to an all you can eat sushi place then come home to watch a movie.

>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
I used to be. I am more or less an atheist but I believe in religion having a positive effect on someones life If thats their thing and they just got into it of their own accord. and weren't indoctrinated while children.

>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.
Done

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
Brown boots, the taller the better.
>2). favorite holiday?
I'm a big Christmas person, but I love Halloween for dressing up.
>3). favorite lesbian?
My missus.
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
I want to make a career out of writing and build a cosy cob house.
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
Going out for breakfast, shopping for clothes and probably a vidya, coming home and playing said vidya, spending time with friends in the evening.
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
Constantly.
>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.
How about a qt image?

>>8147590
im 2, my favorite types here are probably 3 and 5 but im not picky

>>8150856
>fave type of shoes?
comfortable to wear heels, ballet flats and uggs. yeah i know uggs are considered bad taste but i have no shame
>favorite holiday?
new years eve
>favorite lesbian?
any cutie who would like to date me
>what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
spread good vibes
>what's your perfect Sunday?
sleeping in, feeling snug and comfy
>are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
not really. depends on their background and reasons for choosing christianity
>include pic of a qt for quality content.

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>>8153562
looks like the pic didnt come through? ok

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
barefoot > flip-flops >>>>> all other footwear
>2). favorite holiday?
4th of July, it's just so chill. Hanging out by the lake and grilling, playing games and stuff outside all day, then having a fire and lighting off illegal fireworks you bought just over the border in Wisconsin... it's just so *nice* also it's an excuse to drink
>3). favorite lesbian?
yes
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
get a nice STEM job, build a collection of cool, unique cars, get married, and try to take life s easy as possible
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
wake up hungover next t someone cute, stumble our way to somewhere that serves breakfast food in the afternoon, eat as much as we can stand, then spend the rest of the day chilling out on the couch or in bed
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
at the risk of sounding edgy, religion in general kinda baffles me so yes?
>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.
no idea who's in the pic but i want to protect her smile

>>8153640
Digging the pixie cut there.

>>8153727
pixie cuts are wonderful, yo

Do some girls become les because they have no access to good men?

>>8153895
No.
Does a guy turn gay because he can't get a girl?

>>8154080
sometimes, yeah. People do that. Prison is an example.

>tfw 25
>not very sexually experienced
>losing weight but still fat

Just kill me now

>>8147212
>Maybe investigate. See if she is gay.
I did, she's absolutely not. *cries*

>>8154960
literally me

>>8147212
allycat is the name for a main character in sunstone who is a total cutie nerd domme girl
she's perf

>>8154960
Jesus, Are you me?
Ive been working on getting my weight down too but its slow going. Unfortunately Im not as young as you so by the time Im at my target weight Ill be an old spinster.

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>>8155347
Maybe shes a spaghetti lesbian? Try submerging her in boiling water.

>>8156974
>tfw no allycat gf to tie me up and spank me.

Why live?

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>>8157121
don't point that gun at me you babydyke

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>>8157128
Come at me, Broad.

>>8150759
Both is the only correct answer.

>tfw live in a place where I'm as likely to meet other lesbians as I am to get a hole in my head
>can't escape
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Comfy night, lasses. If only I had a lovely lady to share this with beside me. I miss my girlfriend.

let a fat nigga lay some pipe

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
Riding boots.
>2). favorite holiday?
Today is Earth Day. Happy Earth Day!
>3). favorite lesbian?
(You)
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
Watch TV and die.
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
>tfw no gf.
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
Fuck all religion.

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
Anything you feel comfy in. I like redwings for the comfort and the longevity.

>2). favorite holiday?
Halloween for the spoops and spooks. Mostly because I can be Bojack Horseman or Rowdy Randy Orton from They Live and no one questions it.

>3). favorite lesbian?
Any cool lady I meet in real life. Sine amazing women out there, for sure.

>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
Become a geologist and travel the world in my time off. I don't want to just be comfy. I want to force new experiences and destroy my preconceptions.

>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
A long hike at the end of a weekend getaway to somewhere with good beer and wilderness to explore. Preferably with a qt.

>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
Yes. I don't know how they can manipulate their holy scripture to include them. I've read the bible and the quran, have studied the history of religion, and I don't know how anyone can have faith in it, especially if their lifestyle choices/desires would have them going against it.

>7). include pic of a qt for quality content
The weak qts must fear the strong qts

>>8158480
Why the fuck does it say Randy Orton instead of Roddy Piper? My phone must be too deep in the wrestling memes for me to control.

>>8147590
Chubs acceptable...Wow wish I had anons near me who thought so...Just have girl crush/trendybi not-really into girls really....types

>>8147781
Pretty sure this is lymphedema and or, lipedema. Can't tell if her feet are swollen too...But you like big butts?

>>8140618

uniqlo has some nice ones, they button all the way up at least, even if they don't have man-shirt interfacing in the collar or stay-slots

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>>8158641
>Chubs acceptable...Wow wish I had anons near me who thought so...Just have girl crush/trendybi not-really into girls really....types

Im so sorry. At least you have a shot though? I mean, maybe one of them might be on the cusp of accepting themselves as lesbians and just needs to meet the right woman.

>>8158656
>Pretty sure this is lymphedema and or, lipedema. Can't tell if her feet are swollen too...But you like big butts?

Yes. Ive been obsessed with women like this or with larger everything since I was little.
I both wanted to be like them and I wanted be with them.
I still deal with a lot of weird feelings about liking chicks and having such a strong reaction to women like that sort of send me into some kind of weird spiral.
Oh well, what can you do?

>>8135043
I am an Aussie. I cannot guarantee I'm a QT though.

>>8135364
I love QT dresses, and also love seeing girls in qt dresses. But it's autumn and cold where I am so I can't wear them.

>>8158834
Oh Straya, never change!

>>8146413
1 or 2, because I like mixed prints like that, and the others look too preppy. But I don't like any particularly.

>>8147590
I'm curvy (3) but I want to be 2 or 8. I would date 1-5 and 8.

>>8158839
It's raining buckets here and everywhere is talking about romantic spring stuff. It makes me sad...

>>8158684
Nothing wrong with knowing what you like even if you think it's odd. Idealistic deep down instinct probably tells you that Dem hips are for birthing or Dem hips are for carrying heavy things???? I bums too... No hate

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>>8150856
>1). fave type of shoes?
Doc martens or oxfords
>2). favorite holiday?
Halloween but we don't celebrate it where I am.
>3). favorite lesbian?
In terms of appearance probably like, Amanda Heard or Cara Delvingne, but I really like Anais Nin and Germaine Greer because they're cool people. Admittedly, 3/4 are bi.
>4). what do you want to do with the rest of your life?
I want to be a museum curator, I'm a history nerd desu.
>5). what's your perfect Sunday?
Waking up at 11 to breakfast in bed made by a qt 3.15 and then lazing around reading and snuggling and maybe watching TV while a storm rages outside. Then having lazy sex that night after takeaway (because we're too lazy to cook).
>6). are you as baffled by Christian lesbians as I am?
A little. It's there prerogative though.
>7). include pic of a qt for quality content.

>>8158864
It must suck being upside down all the time

>>8158935
Yeah, it's probably causing us brain damage, and my face is badly flushed all the time from the blood rushing to my head.

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>>8158906
>>8158906
>Idealistic deep down instinct probably tells you that Dem hips are for birthing or Dem hips are for carrying heavy things????

You know, I thought about this, well meditated on it.
This is going to sound insane but I think my brain matches these characteristics with virility. Like, I know I cant have kids but my reptile brain sees a women like that and I get signals like subservience and being impregnated. Its fucking weird. I think I may have some brain wires crossed or maybe its like this for all lesbians (I remember hearing about some lesbian couples benefiting sexually from the concept of sperm competition, which is fucking bananas), Who knows?

>>8158922
>qt 3.15

>tfw want a drink
>tfw no alcohol
>tfw too tired to drive

They need a Pizza Hut, but for alcohol. Just chains that'll deliver the good shit right to your door.

>>8159012
This image seems like a good time.

>>8159152
There are a bunch of dial a bottle services, also most taxis will deliver booze for extra.

>>8158330
I am sorry you broke up. Tell me a story about your ex?

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Anyone have an eventful Saturday?

>>8159471
I tied myself up in the pool. Does that count as eventful?

>>8159471
I didn't expect to, stuck working graveyard next to a party >_<, but I ended up talking to a really cool guest for like an hour, so that was fun!

>eight-hour shift starting several hours earlier than usual
>missing out on dinner with my family
hopefully everyone else has a better Sunday than I do.

>>8159471
I went to a friend's birthday party potluck

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aaaaa the things I would do for this dress

She was just a cheap whore, never worthy of my time. I'm seething with fury.

>>8162032
aaaand that's an ugly dress.

>>8161382
>birthday party potluck
Did you get really high?

>>8162068
You're an ugly dress!

>>8154122
That's forced gayness, you dunce.

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>tfw no qt antifa gf

>>8162623
WHy do people hate on antifa people?
Considering the definition of Fascist you would think anyone would support this stance.

>>8162859
>WHy do people hate on antifa people?
Because they're literally fascists, obviously.

>>8162859
They're violent pricks thats why
Freedom of speech ends where their feelings begin

>>8162867
What makes them fascist?

>>8162874
Because they hate on antifa, of course.

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>>8162859
>hey let's fight fascism by violently inflict terror on the streets
Really makes you think.

>>8163220
>hey let's fight fascism by violently fighting the assholes who inflict terror on the streets

There. I fixed your stupid typo, you fucking nazi.

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>>8163393
>"hey let's destroy all this stuff these people have build through the course of several years like a fucking nigger because I think they are fascists"
>get shot
>"wahh fucking fascists you don't even let me bomb your streets and kill your people"

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Friendly reminder to ignore the pol posters. Look at us go racking up posts!

>>8159538
How and Why did you tie yourself up in the pool? Sounds dangerous.

>>8159553
Did you get her number? (assuming it was a her)

>>8163560
>How and Why did you tie yourself up in the pool? Sounds dangerous.

Well, technically I tied myself up by the pool and then proceeded to enter the pool to find and retrieve the keys, to release myself. This was at night, with a soft rain and all lights out.

>Why?
Because I have no gf to tie me up.

>>8163560
>Did you get her number? (assuming it was a her)
Technically yes because she rented a room, but she's 55 and not single. I did get hugs tho!

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>tfw all political ideologies have flaws
>tfw like the libertarian ideology
>tfw shit like ancap would be utterly retarded in practice
>tfw people think you're a kid if you want to escape politics
Someone save me.

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>>8162859
Idiot ideologues that cause violence and stifle discussion. I would love to punch an antifa girl. Any cuties wanna hook up and bash the anti-fash?

also
>buying an antifa flag instead of making her own
super anarchy, yo.

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>>8163965
>nicomaki

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>>8163986
all pairings are good

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>>8163997
>nozoeli
Just get out.

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>>8164005
I bet you're a rinmakifag

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>>8164012
>eliumi
Now we're talking.

>>8164022
What the hyeck that looks official.

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>>8164033
That's not really official (as in canon) but this is. Based Sakurako-sama.

>>8164042
wtf I love eliumi now

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>>8164054
>now
Took you long enough to see the light.

Have you seen Sunshit yet?

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>>8163965

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Just tried to play master reboot.
Totally uninstalling it. Hows everyone doing? Also, isnt it time for a new thread?