Are you going to go try the Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino®?

This offends me on a deep personal level.

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>>8132753

>>8132753
What the fuck is in that?

>>8132753
>Fappucino
FTFY

Anyway fuck Starbucks for censoring Christmas and censoring the mermaid's tits.

>>8132753
I'm a little aroused desu.

>>8132774
lol fuck christmas

>>8132774
>Faggucino
FTFY

>>8132785
lol fuck you

>>8132753
I live in a country that does not exist Starbucks

>>8132785
Prefer Ramadan, I assume?

>>8132826
Nah, he prefers cock.

>>8132810
Nor english teachers apparently.

>>8132830
Yes, a socialist utopia!

>>8132810
>I live in a country that does not exist
"Palestine"?

>>8132826
yes, but really, I just want to persecute christcucks and purge all christian influences from mainstream culture

>>8132855
Why? Of all the current religions, they stone faggots the least.

>>8132753
no i'm vegan

>>8132857
That also makes you a faggot

>>8132753
that looks gross, and starbucks i overpriced as fuck

>>8132873
I thought /lgbt/ was filled with faggots already?

>>8132880
Yes so for them thats code for I want to suck your dick.

>>8132880
I'd rather be filled by a faggot than a vegan.

>tfw vegan transwoman
jesus what a man i grew up to be

>>8132753
>unicorn
>bisexual flag colors
>>>/mlp/

>>8132753
Those colors are dope but it looks kinda poisonous.

Wait what makes this lgbt?

>>8132906
unicorns, like us, are too weird to live
yet too rare to die...
:^(

>>8132897
>tfw vegetarian pretransition mtf
I'm a lesser evolved version of you

>>8132753
That looks like it would be, at least, half a day's worth of calories, plus a fuck-ton of sugar.. I'll pass.

>>8132913
;_>;

Though I appreciate the sentiment, I appreciate not being stuck in the bathroom for 12 hours even more.

>>8132915
it's pretty nice actually. like being from the future. i own a lot of apple products

>>8132855
I hope you'll get thrown off a high building.

>>8132774
I've been to the original Starbucks in pike place and their mermaid still has nips

>>8132996
On the products?

>>8133013
Oh, no. Just the sign.

>>8132753
Starbucks always screws up my drink order (for fucks' sake an Americano is just espresso shots in hot water, how do their baristas screw that up every single damn time?!) so I don't want to consider ordering something off their secret menu.

>>8132753

I got a cold brew there earlier today and saw this on the menu. What's it supposed to be?

The fuck, I thought that was an ice cream sundae or something

>>8132753

No, Starbucks doesn't pay corporation tax in my country.

>>8134285
So? Good on them for saving money they can use to provide more services for you, the customer.

>>8134332

I don't see the logic in this. If they paid tax, they'd also be caring about the customer because that would boost government revenue which gets spent on public facilities and whatnot?

>>8134360
You mean Syrian refugees? Fuck them.

>>8134367

I feel sorry for you. You're obviously a victim of capitalism anon.

>>8134360
Why are you so selfish as to never donate anything to the government?

>>8134420

I feel sorry for you. You're obviously a victim of state education anon.

>>8134420
Better a victim of capitalism than a victim of rape from some filthy mudslime.

>>8132873
>>8132880
>>8132895
>>8132897

yeah, these are pretty much all correct.

I am a vegan atheist grown up man taking female hormones who has a muslim background.

Eventually I will have to go back to my home country and they will draft me... force me to eat meat, cut my hair, confiscate my hormones, and I will have to act as if I am a believer.

>>8132774
>censoring Christmas
>implying
Fat, anti-capitalist, retarded Christcuck detected.

>>8134696
>anti-capitalist
???

>>8134757
Starbucks has the right to do whatever they want with their product.

>>8134766
Who said otherwise?

>>8134775
The fat, retarded Christcucks that bitched about it originally.

>>8134784
[citation needed]

>>8132753
What the fuck is that? Unicorn shit-cake in a cup? The distilled essence of gay? I mean, shit that look disgusting.

>>8134784
You're a fool. Almost all of those 'war on christmas' things are started by the left to continue to discredit christianity in america. They want to paint a picture of ignorance while praising islam for being somehow advanced.
I look forward to the day the mudslimes take over places like San Francisco.

>>8134802
I just had one. It is a mix of sweet and sour. Probably won't get it again. It's not that good. I would drink another for free but that is it.

>>8132753
It looks like it would make me throw-up so no
If starbucks didn't consistently burn the fuck out of their espresso they would actually be okay

>>8139962
espresso is made with a dark roast
how new are you to coffee?

>>8132753
Please don't support globalist megacorps like Starbucks.

with love, /pol/

Can't to throw my money at the nearest Starbucks for one every other day.

>>8140512
the rain looks so comfy ;_;

>>8140201
this is the type of /pol/ i support

>>8140015
I said burnt, not 'dark', not 'bitter'. I get espresso shots /drinks made with espresso all the time at other coffee places that isn't burnt, but it's every single time at starbucks even different locations.

>>8140201
fuck off commie.

>>8140528
whole ride home was some comfy rain, felt good. I love driving in the rain like this, sometimes I time a road trip just perfectly in rain.
sorry for the pone, only pic I had of that frapp.

>>8132753
I would drink the gay out of that fruity shit

>>8132753
any fag who'd drink that is a fat fag

Ingredients:
"1. Ice

2. Milk

3. Creme Frappuccino Syrup. This ingredient is mainly sugar, preservatives, thickening agents and artificial sweeteners.

4. Mango Syrup. This sweetener is made mostly of sugar, passion fruit and mango juice concentrate, preservatives, thickening agents.

5. Blue Drizzle. The magical blue swirl is a mix of three components: White Chocolate Mocha Sauce, Classic Syrup and Sour Blue Powder. The White Chocolate Mocha Sauce contains sugar, condensed milk, cocoa butter and coconut oil. Classic Syrup is mainly sugar and water. The Sour Blue Powder contains sugar, artificial sweeteners and Spirulina.

6. Pink Powder. The coloring ingredient contains dextrose, which is a sweetener found in corn syrup, as well as fruit and vegetable color.

7. Sour Blue Powder. Contains sugar, artificial sweeteners, preservatives and spirulina.

8. Whipped Cream. Made of cream and Vanilla Syrup. The cream contains thickening agents and preservatives. The Vanilla Syrup is mostly sugar and water."
>t. http://www.abc10.com/news/local/whats-in-a-starbucks-unicorn-frappuccino/432554523

disgusting as fuck desu

>>8132753
no thank you, I don't want diabetes or get fat

>>8132753
>buying coffee
>on starbucks
>not having your own equipment and select your own coffee beans
Enjoy your overpriced mud with colorants, you fucking pleb.

All my friends have been getting one just to try it out, apparently they taste like a sweet tarts milk shake.

I really want to try one, but milk allergies, so I can't have the blue stuff.

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That shit is full of ideology.

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Why is everyone so butthurt over a fucking coffee drink?

I swear, the people who bitch about snowflakes are actual snowflakes.

>>8140703
sounds very unhealthy but probably tastes pretty good

>>8143704
white nationalism is the original identity politics tb h

>>8140703
>Ice
>Milk
>Sugar

Isn't this everything at Starbucks?

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>>8132753
If it were any gayer, they'd have to call it a Boipuccino!

>>8143840
Well, this contains no coffee, so unlike normal frappacinos which are coffee-flavored milkshakes, this is a sweet-and-sour-flavored milkshake.

>>8140703
that shit isn't getting near my body ( ͠- ﹏ ͞- )

>>8140512
Exactly how gay are you? Showing off your gay beverage next to your gay plush

>>8140703
You use the words artificial and preservatives like they were bad things. I've been raised with those and I live a healthy life, are you fat, anon?

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>>8147705
>I live a healthy life

FYI: If you're on 4chan then you aren't healthy.
You're only fooling yourself.