What would Mr. Needful offer you if you walked into his shop?

Adderall.

>>8125638
make up

>>8125638
>"so you wish to repress and become a real man free of dysphoria?"
>take these testosterone pills, they will make you an alpha male
>the pills turn you into a girl after a 2 days

>>8125693
If he has pills to turn me into a real girl why didn't he just say so?!

>>8125707
you have to reverse psycology him

otherwise he gives you hon pills

>>8125736
Ow

>>8125736
or just ask for pills thatll make you a real girl and then before you take them give them to rick so you know they will do what you were told and nothing else.

- Big butt
- Wide hips
- A little inches shorter
- Smaller nose
Tbqh

>inb4 becoming 6'8 and getting narrow Gigi Gorgeous hips, mega schnoznose with even flatter manbutt than I have now

>>8125638
He gives me one of my hot friends' bodies, but my friend is then trapped in my body and kills herself.

>>8126280

And then Rick sets fire to the whole store, goods included. Little did you know, your pills worked as advertised.