Why don't fags and Americans celebrate Easter?

>>8112009
>naming the most Christian holiday after a pagan goddess
Anglos are subhuman

Because they don't like Jesus.

>>8112009
I'm not a Christcuck

>>8112009
>Celebrating anything unless you get free stuff
Sorry not retarded

>>8112027
What about candy and not having to work?

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>>8112009
>Why don't fags and Americans celebrate Easter?

We do, dumbfuck.
Chocolate Easter Bunnies,
Ham dinners on Sunday,
Candy and Colored Eggs

We celebrate the fuck out of it.
Stop trolling.

>>8112045
Dont need to celebrate it when i can get those anyway.

Enjoying my time

>>8112045
Not all of us want to be lazy fags like Euros.

>>8112009
Fags don't celebrate it because all these chocolate eggs are hidden in their asses anyways and it has gotten really fucking old and unoriginal.

Americans don't celebrate Easter in order not to offend muslims.

>>8112009
stfu nigger I just dyed eggs and I'm going to church tomorrow morning. Easter is great

>>8114034
>be /lgbt/
>celebrate actual unironical easter
you can't make this shit up, fagpai

>>8112045
I work tomorrow. I also expect every other customer to tell me I shouldn't be working.