/mtfg/ - "male" to female general

>>8098286
nim thread

>>8098286
>No replying to drake
lets pls move on from this

>tfw masturbation has lost all joy

>>8098292
it's less intense i guess >>

>>8098292
Haven't flapped in at least 2 years and strangely proud of it

>>8098292
>enjoying masturbating in the first place
A G P
G
P

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>>8098292
>tfw you don't even know what joy is

this moisturizer is so nice omg

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>wikihow edition

my favorite

>>8098297
Tell us what it is you dummy

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>>8098266
I don't know much about you because we haven't interacted much so can't provide an accurate picture beyond the superficial. Has ais and looks like a lesbian.

>>8098270
An honest to goodness qt that seems to have really shitty luck with coworkers and people in general, but that deserves to be treated far nicer.

>>8098247
this seems like a decently accurate description yeah

for some reason it also reminded me my half-decade of repression was so fucking poorly carried out that even my (now ex) gf suspected i was a tranny

then again of those 5 years only the last 2 were "IM A MAN IM A MAN IM A MAN", the first 3 were more like "im some kind of gender weirdo or even tranny but i cannot do anything about it", which was so painful it pushed me into real repression

>>8098291
trip on drake, people need to know not to reply to you.

>>8098284
>>8098288
no no no thats not what I mean at all

its the hipster/numale look like where they wear flannel and thick rimmed glasses and have full beards and act 80% like women for no reason

idk I can't explain it, it just makes me feel like slapping shit out of their hand and seeing if they do anything about it
something about them just triggers T rage in me

Redpill me on me

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>hanging out with some old friends last night
>guy who hasn't seen me in like a year deadnames me and I instinctually correct him but don't actually explain anything (I always get really awkward about this in groups)
>girl I've never met before initially seems pretty nice to me and genders me right but later I think I hear her call me "he" and she brings up "bruce jenner being transgender" kinda out of nowhere
>I try not to react and just keep staring into the fire like I have been most of the night

Weird night...

>mom found out I was relapsing on my ED
>convinced me to work on recovery a bit
>have eaten like a normal human bean for the last 2 days (sort of)
>no panic restricting, have avoided my scale
I can feel it creeping back up but I'm strangely okay right now

>>8098306
my beautiful wife

>>8098305
>its the hipster/numale look like where they wear flannel and thick rimmed glasses and have full beards
Well I got 2/3 here.

>>8098295
should i stop hrt?

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I WANT A BF GIVE ME ONE REEE

>>8098315
if you do i'll find you and force you to take it

>>8098307
>brought up Jenner
this is my biggest fucking trigger all my old friends did this

>>8098291
move on from what lol

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>>8098292
Am I eventually going to have to get a guy to pound my ass?

>>8098317
ME FIRST IVE BEEN WAITING LONGER

>>8098300
neurogena hydro boost

my skin is like satin rn

my buddi, my friend, my baby bubba olive

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>>8098295
>not enjoying masturbating

>>8098303
Literally everyone will always know or at least be able to tell something is off. You're going the right direction now though that's honestly what matters most.

>>8098321
Howdy folks my son is one of them Bruce Jenners how do I let him know I support him wantin to be a woman and that I love him even if he's a fag

>>8098324
I-I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD TO GET ONE!

>>8098301
no one here really knows whether or not i have ais

is it bad that my "man up" phase involved me going to gym for like three months and making no progress

>>8098314
its different though because you identify as a woman and are on hrt
they're actually born male, trying to be male and consider themselves male

idk I can't really explain it, its a very strange primal urge I feel

>>8098321

My big sis did this too but at least she didn't deadname her. Feel like I should have said something...

>>8098310
>motherS being worried about Erectile Disfunction

>>8098337
>tfw put on muscle incredibly easily

>>8098333
Well idk your t was ridiculously high and you definitely looked hella androgynous to start so idk, that says partial AIS to me.
Whether or not that's the case you got some hella good luck.

>>8098337
probably, my Okay, I'm going to transition but first I want to reach my potential phase lasted about four months and i made hella gains

>>8098337
You need to eat more no shit you don't make gains

>>8098328
I think the most memed on I could be in my entire life is if I go and come out to my mom (which is like, legitimately the scariest thing in the world to me) and she somehow suspected it all along.

But yeah the future is looking good, albeit all of it rests on my ability to keep going and not give up, so like for god's sake, I won't mess this up.

>>8098338
I'm just memeing about the fact that I'm basically a hair dye job away from being the full "SJW" stereotype.

Thankfully I quite like my natural hair color.

>>8098343
>tfw haven't even worked out in years but hrt has barely melted away any muscle Dx

>>8098301
...I expected you to be mean... I'm sorry desu. Ty

>>8098337
I just went to the gym to lose weight. It feels like Cardio has helped me before to deal with depression, so I'm keen on doing it again.

>>8098327
she's my friend she's my alibi my accessory to the crime
(its u)

>>8098321
I had a bunch of cunts comparing me to Hari Nef when I first started transitioning.
Why do people feel the need to lump us in with celebrity personalities?
>>8098317
boys are dumb
just use them for sex and money
>choose treachery
>it's more fun

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>>8098344
yea, i guess.
all it would really mean is that nobody has any explanation, for that shit

>>8098329
I just want to be fucking normal and not compared to some retard late transitioner
Stealth when

>>8098339
That is really really shitty. I'm sorry anon ;-;
I wanna abandon all my old friends and family and just start new somewhere because they all do that.

I don't know what to do.
They got her, those bastards got nim, and they're demanding I hand over the holy sword or they'll hurt her.

>>8098340
Eating disorder not erectile dysfunction lol

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>>8098359

that's the dream
I'm currently looking for a job in another city myself. It's not very far away so I would probably run into people who used to know me occasionally but I'm hoping not as often.

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>tfw you can probably pull off a succesful transition despite starting late and nobody will ever find all those people you butchered back home or successfully pin it on you

>>8098349
I'm planning on eating a low-protein calorie deficit with mostly veggies and some nuts (no meat, very little sugar/carbs) over the summer

I think you gotta burn more calories than you consume to kill off muscle that you're not using anymore
there is a "how to reduce muscle" in the OP but i've never looked at it desu

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selling bf services 99gp per minute

>>8098371
r u a pro

>>8098292
it sucks when agp goes away...

>>8098369
...or all the acts of arson you committed?

>>8098369
tfw you probably won't despite starting kinda early :^(

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>>8098372
Why are you interested?

>>8098356
olive hru

>>8098375
-_-

>>8098376
this pic made me self-conscious about walking with my hips

>>8098377
i-it's just a question

>>8098370
unfortunately I'm trying to gain weight right now so I'm pretty much forgetting the whole thing for now

>>8098376
lmao this again, guaranteed (you)s.

>>8098380
HOW

>>8098376
almost 100%
it makes me paranoid people have noticed me browsing /mtfg/ and /lgbt/ in public..

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>>8098353
Why would I be mean to you?
I'll know I can be pretty nasty but not without reason or provocation, and you're honestly one of the nicest trips here.

>>8098357
That would be not an inaccurate assessment of sex hormones though. We only know so much.

>>8098348
You know the stakes and you have a solid head on your shoulders I'm sure you'll manage.

>>8098356
>Why do people feel the need to lump us in with celebrity personalities?
Serious answer is probably because bring trans is SO fucking weird, so to most people it's just like either freak show types who do it or eccentric celebrities. And then you don't fit their freak show notion so the only thing they can compare you to are celebs

>>8098367
Good luck :)
I'm not really ready to go yet personally

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>>8098383
I'll let it slide this time.

>>8098383

>this pic made me self-conscious about walking with my hips

same T^T

how unstable do i seem from a scale of 1-10 and why

how many piss bottles are allowed in your room at one time if you're trutrans?

>>8098396
how much spiro anon

>>8098396
infinite. but you have to pay 1 princess point per bottle.

>>8098395
7
sometimes your depression seems very dark
but you've seemed better the last 24-36 hours

>>8098395
8 - needs to ask 4chan how unstable they appear

>>8098391

I mean I feel pretty clockable all the time but I just wanna get out of my parents' house and I hear the city I'm moving to has a lot of queer people so hopefully I can stop feeling so weird about being the only tranny in my social circles.

>>8098396
0.
honestly, why?
why is this question being asked

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>>8098396
The depends on how often your roommates are using the kitchen.

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Daily reminder trannies are nothing more than failed males who deserve nothing more than excessive violence to heal their disorder.

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>>8098361
Whaat do you mean by this, anon?

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>>8098376
>stands with one leg tense and the other relaxed so that their hip juts out to the side

>>8098361
hand it over desu

>>8098383

You are now manually breathing.

>>8098404
yeah there was no moodswing yesterday

>>8098405
good point

purple:wave2:selling bf services 79gp per minute

>>8098414
>>8098414
but without the sword the world is doomed!

>>8098416
noooOOOOOOO

press 123 for gf

>>8098420
I trim ur armor 1000gp

>>8098422
yeah but then ill die hand it over

>>8098416

ur the devil

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>>8098416
You are now manually being a failed male... you cant help it and it comes so naturally to you.

>>8098424
8759

>>8098376
Fuck this is literally me

did you know that 4chan censors your trip?

watch

nim##********

try it!

>>8098416
jokes on you I was doing that anyway since I was singing

>>8098407
Eh I'm sure you're not as clockable as you think. That's just tranny brain talking

Moving away from your parents is probably good, when I moved out I went immediately as close to full time as I could. Parental pressure is the worst, even if they claim to support you getting away is like a huge load off your back.

I'm guessing Portland? Regardless that's awesome, I wish you all the best anon

>>8098432
nim##shoulders
wow amazing

>>8098426
how bout this

you trim my armor

in return I trim ur lips

>>8098432
This had better work
elanna#lesbian

>>8098376

"Hair seems to overreact to wind" is my favorite meme. How do I stop this shit?

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>>8098429
I think I love you

>>8098432
follo 4 free trimming

>>8098439
same

>>8098437
o god im gona cym

new name to hide my real life female name even if people already know it lmao

>>8098439
Hair spray or other styling tools

>>8098445
lets have se)( baby ;)

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>>8098441
You look like robin except uglier.

Dont reply to my posts again ya failed male

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i'm so tired

i think it's a combination of exercise requiring more sleep, diet not providing quite enough fat & protein, and spiro waking me up to piss in the middle of the night

all i wanna do is sleep all day, maybe i'll skip working out or try yoga or something

>>8098441
ok y we goin 2 wildy

>>8098450
>olive
>ugly
pick one

Fuck you guys now I'm reinstalling runescape

q p
-w-

>>8098449
Ok we go to fally

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c:

>>8098456
Ɑ==== ~Ɑ====8

u and me

>>8098435

Nah, it's a city on the east coast. I don't think it's KNOWN for having a lot of queers but I figure it has more just because of the population density. And I'm already full time but I've only made like two friends since I took the plunge and they're both trans girls lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ to everybody else I feel like I'm either still a boy or I slot into this weird space between genders

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>>8098453
i just picked two

>>8098325
hm maybe i should ask ask for help since she seems to know her stuff

>>8098461
ash
autocorrect

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>>8098454
i wouldn't do that.
mmorpgs are bad for you

>>8098461
no harm in asking :)

>>8098427
fine.. but next time I get to be the damsel in distress

I want friendly namefag to bully me sexually

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>>8098459
>maine denialist

but yeah most cities of reasonable size are decent for queahs

>>8098465
sure

just call me pretty a few times and ill be okay

>>8098451
bat picture c:

>>8098460
if trannies are straight men, do you like the smell of tranny poo?

Ash gib me skin care advice too pls

>>8098459
Ahhhh cool. Yeah big cities tend to have both more lgbt people and more people who are okay with lgbt people. I miss living in Philadelphia for that reason, because even though I didn't pass back when I lived there I was less scared of not passing, compared to how I feel daily now living in suburbs

>to everybody else I feel like I'm either still a boy or I slot into this weird space between genders
Ahhahaha this is so me
;\

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>>8098466
You're not relevant enough. Youre literally potc tier.

>>8098470
Youre a retard

>>8098463
I have played wow since release and only recently stopped. I know how bad they are but I just love them for some reason

>>8098466
wtf cheatin bitch

*cyms inside and doesn't take responsibility*

>>8098471
prolly not, estrogen is a strong repellent for gay men.
which makes me wonder how he can stand being here

I hope my skin gets better.. Idk senpai I keep seeing my reflection in things when I'm outside and it makes me feel like hrt hasnt helped at all :/

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>>8098474
My mom says I'm relevant

>>8098477
H-hot

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>>8098471
No

Straight men are masculinity in the purest form. Such beautiful creatures that torture my twink heart...

Thats why im so mean to trannies...they ruined gods creation of straight men...


I hate bis trannies niggers jews

>>8098468

I've never even been to Maine
isn't it cold or something

>>8098473

I haven't actually met that many queer people in my time at the city but I wasn't really looking.

>yesterday a longtime friend nailed me in the chest with a beanbag

like, he's lucky my boobs are still absolutely puny and he missed them otherwise I woulda been SO mad at him

>>8098474
>Elanna not relevant enough to bully
>Olive, who rarely posts, somehow is
There are cracks in your logic my Epic sir :)

who is the most boring trip you have 10 seconds

>>8098483
how was I a straight man if I liked men

>>8098482
*slaps u before leaving and keeps the gp and also dodges child support*

have fun with our forever bronze kid you whore

>>8098490
>inb4 everyone goes "me"

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>>8098476
i mean w/ ffxiv, i would definitely understand.
but i still don't much approve even of my sister playing it.
mobas are not much better

>>8098490
Drakeposter

>>8098469
but you ARE pretty tho

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>>8098493
C-could you hit me and call me that again?

>>8098497
why

>>8098490
Sheen
Robin
Andrea
Sertii
That french fag who keeps changing her trip to not get filtered
Sass

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>>8098486
cold probably, i think it's also really pretty

just pointing out that portland is on the east coast too rly

>>8098502
*choke elanna and punch her in the gut*

filthy good for nothing whore

>>8098504

>Robin
boring
u wot m8

>>8098506

ohhhh my b. I keep forgetting there are many Portlands.

>>8098502
>tfw you land and see elannas post

It always weirds me out when a grown male that transitioned tries to bully another grown male that transitioned about how feminine they are

It's so anti feminist

>>8098492
that's what I always wonder
idk where the failed straight men meme comes from

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>>8098478
tranny tears make the grinch really happy...im not a good person...i have mental problems...a lot of people say im a sociopath...to that i say...no comment...

>>8098492
talk with the english language pls

>>8098489
Never said she was.

Im gay...i remember the mably looking trips like olive who is edgar 2.0

>>8098504
:o

>>8098510
which aspect was she wrong about?

>>8098503
i've heard about their communities.
mobas are taken far too seriously,
people also spent a lot of time customizing what is essentially bullshit in the.
like, i have a problem w/ 1 of my best friends playing a moba, & chara plays them too, & i don't like that.
o, well

>go through airport security tucked in girls clothe
>nothing happened

Huh so if I had my boobs felt up for explosives the first time, and my package felt up for them the second time, and the third time nothing happened

What the fuck am I

>>8098486
Yeah I only like encountered a lot of trans/queer people but didn't really *meet* any, at least none that became lasting friends. Idk I lived like 3 blocks from the gayborhood so maybe I was in a more densely packed area, idk

>like, he's lucky my boobs are still absolutely puny and he missed them otherwise I woulda been SO mad at him
Loll I actually got hit in the chest yesterday and my mom just could not comprehend why it hurt so much. People don't get that hrt actually does change your body!

>>8098504
>Sertii
piss off m8 nobody fuks with the commie transbian crew youre dead m8 you hear me your fookin dead

>>8098508
...I'll be in my bunk

>>8098510
2/10 low effort

>>8098514
>Gendering Olive incorrectly as a female when he's clearly a failed male
That's awfully nice of you!
You're not going soft and hugboxing a hon are you?

>>8098523
a liar

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>>8098527
trust me...i went very soft when i saw her pics

>>8098518
Everything is subjective in the post so there is nothing to argue other then it's anti female

>>8098509
Well yeah, if you post boring stuff you're a boring person.

I never said I had a problem with her, the question was who is boring.
The opposite actually, I don't like people like Faye and Kayla since they're terrible people, but at least the drama they cause is delicious.

Guess I should remove andrea from that list, it was pretty fun when everyone thought she was dead, which sorta makes up for the fact that she does nothing but hugbox and post animal pics.

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>>8098514
btw, what do you think of this man right here?

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>>8098523
a human presumably

sorry you have to deal with the abusive police state on top of a culture that wants to pretend like your bio status/identity doesn't exist

>>8098526
what makes you think I'm gonna allow a disgusting little fuckhole like you to go off and do something like that

>>8098530
His pics*

>>8098532
I'm not a terrible person. I'm just hurting

>when you keep answering the phone in girl voice and They ask if deadname is available

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>tfw u have the best gf

https://clyp.it/nz0aqy3q

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>>8098531
>Faye gets btfo for the umpteenth time and needs to damage control by pretending someone who actually lives as a woman is anti woman

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>>8098544
You broke up with Anna?

>>8098526
*cleans you up and gives you ice cream and a lolli*

>>8098376
This infograph never saw my hips sway with my goddamnd bowed in giraffe legs and thicc butte

>>8098540
More like hurting everyone around you.

>>8098546
My mom was born one, and is also very mentally unstable and lashes out

>>8098548
100% meanie

>>8098530
Is that Shmorky?

>>8098548
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E

>>8098549
p sure they're just called "ice lollis"

>>8098542
>when you answer the phone and they ask if your mother or a grown up is there to take the call

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>>8098534
You look like a little bitch.

You kinda look like me though except im much more attractive. Pic related


>>8098540
Post dick bitch

>>8098542
>is that your husband?
>sure why not


>can you get him
Just a sec
>drop voice
>hi

>>8098558
no she gets ice cream AND a lolli

you can get some too if you've been good

>>8098560
Carllllll

>>8098560
Holy fuck please put your dick in my ass RIGHT NOW

>>8098560
Wow, you really do look like Jim Carrey

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>>8098546
>encouraging bully chasers
>bullying

what's your deal babe

>>8098560
>filename
lol, no.
how am i less attractive tho?

>>8098548
BACK OFF

>>8098560
Omg Caaaaaaaarlll
Mom are dedddd

>>8098548
dang

>>8098559
Clear sign of being stuck in an infinitile mind set
>>8098562
Clear sign of alphaness

>>8098552
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

Quit starting shit if you don't like getting put in your place

>>8098567
See above

>>8098569
breakup NEVER

hugg

tfw no feisty elanna gf to put in her place through extreme force

>>8098439
i always wear a beanie :^D

>>8098575
I feel like this is just your therapy from having to serve people like me all day with a smile

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>>8098574
209lbs of alpha

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Ladies and gentleman.

You are now about to read...a shitpost...enjoy...

*clears throat
Ahem


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thx 4 readin...


>>8098583
>>8098572
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>>8098552
>>8098551

>>8098583
https://clyp.it/y1ii450b

>>8098575
https://clyp.it/0nzur053

>>8098590
Dom?

Did Cindy get bampersanded for being underage or something

>>8098588
You're fat as fuck

>>8098590
I hate this board

>>8098356
Hari Nef is cool and pretty though

>>8098595
she stormed off because she couldn't accept that people 10 years older than her living fulltime as women had more informed opinions about being a tranny than her 15 year old self

>>8098598
you're cool and pretty
Fag

>>8098599
Probably for the best for her mental state. Growing up on 4chan seems like a bad idea, this place is worse than drugs

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>>8098596
For youuu

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current feel

>>8098596
Is this a meme
He's pretty thin for being 210, as someone who's 190. Which means she's tall af, but hey.

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>>8098586
Let it go Faye, starting fights isn't going to make any of what I've said less true. You asked for my opinion, I gave it.
At least I don't have to play pretend on 4chan to get through my day.

>>8098606
https://clyp.it/p1mgbfyq

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>>8098608
>he
>she
I'm 5'11"
Mostly muscle.
Gimme fats?

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And now i sleep and realize how sad and pathetic my life is.

Goodnight failed straight men.

>>8098608
To be thin at 210 is like 6ft2
A great size for a straight man.

>>8098609
Im going to beat you up for real on 4chan front of all of your tranny friends.

Is 5'6" a good height?

>>8098613
Straight men don't wear size 14 pants with a 33" waist, buckaroo

>>8098612
am jelly
I'm 5'9 and am way fatter than you, while still 20 pounds lighter

>>8098614
No

Lift weights be my bottom

>>8098616
You're a fat straight creepy man.

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>>8098600
wtf

>>8098614
It's average female height
Most guys I know say it's optimal height for a girl :3

>>8098618
>waah only twigs are trutrans
size 16 is the cutoff for not trans
12-14 is fine

>>8098619
Don't wtf me you heard me nerd

>>8098618
But being weak is my main trait...

>>8098620
Is it really most girls I've met have been taller then me.

>>8098591
https://clyp.it/ejh23lob

>>8098626
Pretty sure it is. Idk now that you mention it it does feel like most girls are taller than me as well but ionno

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What nobody is going to tell me goodnight?


. you're all going to see me more since im going to be the new trip to cause you boys emotional frustration..

>>8098630
https://clyp.it/e4s2uvzf

>>8098633
A moment on the Google machine tells me the average height for an adult female is 5'4".......

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>>8098591
https://clyp.it/n11plej3

>>8098618
>fat
I honestly wish
My muscle makes me dysphoric


So, you lookin for a fat straight man to bed down with?

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>>8098635
dude, drake did a much better job, lol.
maybe you could ask him for some cool tips

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

troll chaser trips are genuinely the most boring shit imaginable

>>8098635
Goooodniiiight

>>8098623
t-thank you anon

>tfw the gooks where late on my order!
>>8098608

I'm 190lb at 6'6'' stop being fat lmao

>>8098645
The fuck?

You're that desperate for attention you're going to sleep with a green avatarfag that called you fat?


You "people" need to be put down for good.

>>8098646
Maybe you could not reply to my posts anymore with your stupid shit.

>>8098649
Im going to chase you off a cliff you chain smoking hon.

Im a gay d00d only into men.

Ive been bullying /lgbt/ for years newfag.

Is it possible to develop dyslexia on hrt? I'm starting to show symptoms.

>>8098643
https://clyp.it/q3gkt4q2

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>>8098655
wow, sounds like you're the one who's getting frustrated

>>8098647
did something happen?

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AS HECK

>>8098663
>>8098655
babby grench btfo XD

>>8098655
i dont give a shit who you are lol

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>>8098668
What a BADASS.

tfw laser bruises aren't completely gone still

gumball, please be my b/gf

>>8098674
wtf
>>8098675
did you shave shortly after laser?

i'm led to understand its better to wait 24-48 hours after laser to minimise irritation

trick heck EVERYTHING GOSH DARN car troubles are the absolute most annoying thing in the world. My key won't turn in the ignition and they want to charge me $200 for a 15 minute job

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>>8098323
Yes
That's the end goal for straights tbqh

>>8098681
no i haven't yet

im gonna do it tomorrow, my session was on tuesday

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>tfw gay
>tfw going to the neighborhood truck stop because I hear that truckers eat a lot of crackerbarrel
>tfw just snorted coke all night at truckstops on the toilet sniffing straight man fat bear poot n toot
>tfw you can smell the cheese coming from their asshole as they let out a poot n toot
>"PLOP" is the final sound they make pooing while gruntingg
>tfw I cum at the same time as old man straight man trucker poot n toot

>>8098682
hello

>>8098641
https://clyp.it/lpguz5zk
>>8098643
https://clyp.it/1h0og4xu

>>8098680
I do not know who are you.

>>8098683
Warn me next time. You scared the shit out of me.

>>8098675
It usually took me the weekend for the puffyness and swelling to fade after getting treated on Fridays, give it time.

>>8098685
Did you wash your face well and get all the burnt up dead hair out?

>ash picks me up in her leopard print pjs

I can't

I almost choked when I found out octopuff and kumquat was ACTUALLY about a smoking octopus

>>8098682
car people are mean

>>8098675
Must be fucking nice to be a candidate for laser, being stuck with electrolysis is bullshit

>>8098635
You are gay.

>>8098664
powerless and worried
as
H E L L

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>>8098682
>paying auto shops

yeah they suck and charge way too much for what they do

pulling off everything to replace the lock cylinder is probably a bit of a pain in the ass tho

i'd try shooting some graphite powder in there and see if you can't get it to work before paying a shop desu

i think valq is the mechanic here tho

i don't even own a car anymore

bykelyfe

>>8098694
>tfw no one to pick me up

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Did ya miss me?

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>Tfw gay
>tfw my dog and my straight man bf farted at the same time.
>tfw sniffing a conglomeration of straight man poot n toot and doggie woggy doodie pooty
>tfw like the smell of straight man doggie poo

>>8098667
have consensual sex

>>8098693
uh idk

>>8098690
https://clyp.it/dcvqsdqh

>>8098698
Whats wrong with electro? I've been getting it done so I'm curious. Its permanent and so long as its done properly theres no trouble

>>8098701
Well I can't turn the key to take the ignition thing out even so I literally have no choice. My keys all mangled so we are going to replace that and PRAY it works before paying to get it fixed..

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>>8098691
Sorry ^^
>>8098704
Heya snick
How are you
>>8098698
I thought electro was the more effective one

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>>8098662
https://clyp.it/kdbmceot

>>8098690
https://clyp.it/hmiufjtz

>>8098713
I'm ok

>>8098711
Kayla just likes to complain

Electro is just a bit more expensive and takes a bit longer

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>>8098713
>>8098711

electro just takes forever and gets super expensive

laser is pretty effective and can remove most in like 8 sessions, then finishing with electro will go a lot quicker

._.

>>8098720
>8 sessions
I wish.

I had 9 laser sessions previously and have now been getting electro done for over a year. I'm kinda close to finishing at least, or so I hope.

Emma

>>8098700
iktf but I wrote some lyrics today and made a doctors appointment so I feel like I did something at least even if it's just small things.

did you get some weed yet? maybe it helps a bit

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god i wish this were me
j-just enjoying a nice can of pepsi

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>>8098725

>>8098716
https://clyp.it/4zmac325

I've been gone for a while, what's the latest drama?

>>8098728
heh
oh, that's really cool!
those are very important things, really. expressing yourself artistically is nice and doctors appointments are important whatever the reason.

um
i didn't dare ask my friend but I did order 0,5g of ketamine online and it shipped like 1h ago c:

>>8098735
Faye's gonna plow ash

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aright.
now i'm @ the part of the c++ tutorial series where classes are discussed.
i think i know a tiny bit about classes, but i need to brush up.
picked up some cool concepts along the way too, like overloading functions.
i forgot the other thing.
i guess i'll watch the lecture about functions again later

https://clyp.it/4zmac325
nini all

>>8098742
https://clyp.it/0fotdrur
SHIT i posted the wrong one

>>8098740
Classes can be a little confusing at first especially with virtual and pure virtual functions, but it's just something you'll get the hang of through practice
Also woo another programmer
>>8098718
That's good ^^

>>8098732
>>8098742
>>8098744
Hugg

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why does my roommate do this

he moved it from the other side of the fridge

wtf is his plan for this plate it's been there like a week

I wish mercury didn't exist

>>8098737
it's like a two sided medal tho. I write the best stuff while being suicidal but I have other things too which I hope will turn out good.

good if that helps you c: I just don't get the appeal of ket tho.

>>8098757
Dude wtf you post here too?

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Do i pass?


>>8098740
You're ugly

>>8098750
You're ugly

>>8098747
You're ugly

>>8098737
You're ugly

>>8098730
You're ugly

>>8098712
You're ugly

>>8098704
You're ugly

>>8098698
You're beautiful

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>>8098716
https://clyp.it/spo4ideo

>>8098757
it's him telling you he wants to fuck
stick the fork in your ass and go great him

>>8098763
Lol, thanks for defacto calling me ugly

>>8098769
Well i am into men not women

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So a guy my age asked me out while I was at a gas station because he thought I look like a girl.

I don't know how to feel about this...........

>>8098763
I know uwu

>>8098777
wrong

>>8098765
:pisd:

>>8098757
I lol'd

birdy has a very gay voice

>>8098759
Hmm well I guess having a way to channel those feelings is also kind of a positive.
I hope your stuff turns out good as well c:

I've done it once before with Anna and it felt nice. P-Plus Robin suggested that could help as well.
Thanks again for your tip to smoke weed btw.

>>8098775
Tell us how it went! What did you say?

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https://clyp.it/jezblafu

>>8098781
:fearful:
>>8098789
I'm only slightly gay

>>8098792
thanks c: it already has some local impact but we'll see how it goes on.

I heard it makes you dissociative which is something I already have so I don't really want more of that but I don't really know alot about ket.

>>8098758
it's a very small planet
why such strong feelings

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>>8098801
https://clyp.it/jmzvcs4w

>>8098807
I thought we had something special...