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Korra's thread no one else can claim edition

• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• No Bullying
old: >>8094050
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I finished my homework for tonight! Am I a good girl?
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>>8095809
Yes. No spanking for you today.
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>>8095809
one pat for big sis ^^
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>tfw you fell for tranny memes
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Do you pass more than this?
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>>8095808
if you can nom it then it's good
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>>8095822
no
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post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQe1VpHFbFw
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>>8095822
very seriously I probably have more masculine facial features than that
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>>8095822
if she lost weight she would be cute
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>>8095828
https://soundcloud.com/coxncrendor/
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>>8095828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czvtXjj4tqk
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>>8095822
me desu
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>>8095822
My eyes are much more deep set than theirs, so they probably pass better
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>>8095800
>https://discord.gg/w2qES
Is that text or chat?
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>>8095817
looks yum
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>>8095828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r-k9Bk6o
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A tripfag that used to go by oldrapeyface. Got blown out for being gross and having a dumb trip name so "she" switched it to edgar. Got laughed at completely for how autistic edgar was considering it was a girl. She said olrapey and edgar was "gallows humour" laughing at "her" plight. She than switched it to noelle after many many shitstorms from nov 2015 to dec 2015 leading to a doxing where they found out "she" was stalking edie (dollface) for years over tumblr or chaturbate or something. Also found to be into poo unironically and generally just insanely gross and autistic.


With that being said she seems to have a heart of gold just really really really socially unaware.


Is this accurate?
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Post and rate FaceApp results.
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>>8095813
Woo~
>>8095815
Yay! Thank you imouto! <3
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>>8095847
pretty much
is this for the mtfg wiki?
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>>8095848
how would have chris' life have been if chris was christine

and you know what i mean, like since birth
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>>8095850
hope you had a good day!
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>>8095847
can we never mention this again pls
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>>8095824
><
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>>8095855
probably be married to some white trash dude and living a normal life
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12735672

Please respond very important
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>>8095857
I did! It was very busy! Went and saw my trainer and got my eyebrows waxed and did hw!
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>>8095847
idk about the heart of gold part
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How long after changing doses should I get tested to see if the change was too much/too little?
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>>8095855
i hear this all the time in r9k,
being a girl isn't worth it if you're ugly
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>>8095822
Nope
>>8095838
You seem an unlikely disco fan
>>8095848
No because last time i did i got no (you)s
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>>8095860
but like (s)he'd still be a major autismo

>>8095859
nom soooon
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whenever he says I love you I get a really floaty feeling in my chest and it makes me happy
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>>8095848

this is horrifying lmao
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im drink
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>>8095868
>but like (s)he'd still be a major autismo
but thats socially acceptable for women
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>>8095867
do i?

i love disco, i saw nile rodgers in concert with duran duran

i also really like the nudisco craze that's been going on recently ^^
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>>8095848
Can't tell if FaceApp me looks alright or is a hon.
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The FaceApp thing doesn't really do much for me ;w;
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it concerns me that faceapp doesn't work on me

>>8095871
wowee

>>8095877
pretty
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So, how do you gals know if you genuinly want to be a lass? Like how do you distinguish the real want against a phase?
Asking cos I`m new to this whole thing, kind of come suddenly, I want to know if I`m actually feeling like this or if its just a "phase"
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>>8095803
Fuck off korra
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>>8095862
oh i fix i could get my brows done ;-;

that moisturizer you recommended came in today though

it made my skin really smooth :)
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looking for sugar daddy to send me pills and feminize my weak body

drop discord or kik

xoxoxoxo
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>>8095881
no :^)
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>>8095848
Hahahaha omg I tried a different picture and just WHAT!
This thing is bugged~
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>>8095880
i thought about this too but i guess you just gotta think to yourself if you're okay with becoming manlier

i was at rockbottom too when i started so i didnt really have much to lose trying..
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i'm a girl
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>>8095883
I have $1.20 in my account, will this suffice.
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What are you up to tonight /mtfg/?
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>>8095885
This is a orge-free zone.
You can't be here
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>>8095878
thats because you are already a girl
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>>8095880
uhmm look for signs in the past
like maybe you only knew you were trans suddenly but the symptoms were there all along
did you do many girly things when you were young? how did you feel during puberty?
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>>8095871
All of yours are the same except the old one of course. Did you see mine?
>>8095875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgXPmrjyNfI
>>8095890
Chatting to some guy.
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>>8095848
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>>8095882
Hurray! I'm so happy it agreed with you! ^^
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>>8095890
probably gonna walk to taco bell bc i'm too lazy to clean the dirty pan my roommate left and i want a burrito
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>>8095886
Tfw tried this app even after getting ffs and it still makes me look better
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>>8095879
try it not using the front facing phone camera
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>>8095894

lmao it's weird to me that the fire one is literally the exact same pic. like thanks faceapp i guess
i didn't see yours tho no!
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>>8095898
If this is Angie I think you are perfectly beautiful <3
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>>8095880
cut your balls off and assess how you feel about the situation
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>>8095890
replaying bioshock infinite, you?
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>>8095900
hahaha it makes me look so freaking weird

like it's not natural at all
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>>8095841
mostly text it seems like
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>>8095907
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12735672
That's one of my favorites :S
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>>8095896
^^ <3

just gotta wait on the cleanser now
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>>8095909
even in pictures you took in a mirror?
post!
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>>8095901
I'm not posting the original but Ambiance says it's similar.
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>>8095915
no sorry i deleted it lol

this shit just makes me sad, it never looks like a girl
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>>8095894
Nice. I haven't gotten any messages on the dating sure I'm on so rip my chances lol
>>8095897
That burrito deal for $2.50 is my go-to when I'm really lazy desu
>>8095907
Nice
I'm just comfy on my bed watching YouTube videos
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faceapp makes me so pretty
idk how to feel about it
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>>8095917
if you learned how to makeup I bet you looked like the hot pic
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>>8095913
the main game was meh for me but i do really like Elizabeth and Booker. the dlc was phenomenal and I loved it so much
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>>8095920
post faceapp pic
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>>8095903
I'm not her
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>>8095888
someone pls hugbox me
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>>8095920
>tfw faceapp doesn't do anything for me

reeeee i guess that's a good thing tho
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>>8095927
you're not passing using the face app feature, this feels me with dread.
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>>8095927
*hugs u in a box*
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>>8095907
>bioshock infinite
Great game but only if you play it on 1999 mode
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>>8095925
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>>8095934
thx
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>>8095937
weightloss and makeup
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>>8095898
That's not surprising. It has something better to work from.
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>>8095917

o those pics look hella good
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>>8095942
No it doesn't
I still don't look like a girl even with surgery
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>>8095937
oh you're my young friend I was helping last night! dw dw you're really pretty even without the app. did you pick up any underwear or too afraid to go and buy it?

>>8095936
bullet sponge enemies if you don't headshot. i just play it on normal like a casual t b h


all hype and bias aside B:I is just a solid 7/10 and an 8/10 with the dlc
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>>8095941
Wow you're super cute!
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>>8095848
hi welcome to hell
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>>8095948
thats not me, thats her >>8095937
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>>8095895
What happened to your hairline?
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>>8095951
Oh my bad! well she's super cute!
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>>8095949
cute hell tho
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There are a lot of cute bat pictures here xD
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>>8095954
i love u bats
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>>8095949
Also kawaii~
>>8095917
Fierce as heck!
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is faceapp the new jenkem?
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just on my way to the anime convention uguu~
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>>8095961
My imouto is so beautiful..
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>>8095961
hi ellen page
>>8095959
>>8095954
>///<
idk faceapp makes me look really uncanny
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>>8095941
stoppp that's not gonna do it

>>8095947
>did you pick up any underwear or too afraid to go and buy it?
I mean I was loosely busy with school but I probably could have done it :/
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>>8095961
nim so cute wtf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDJSOAYEzPA

>>8095946
All the recent photos I've seen of you, you look female to me.
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>>8095952
It decided to leave
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>>8095947
>normal
Ewwwwwww

1999
Mode is easy though if you know how to use your Vigors/traps well
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>>8095961
the Ellen page meme was right all along...
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>>8095967
>>8095972
its a filter wtf

>>8095970
>>8095977
no her face isnt long
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>>8095923
I was wearing makeup
>>8095945
>>8095959
Thanks.
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>>8095981
Idc you're still beautiful, filter or not!
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has anyone heard from Rachel recently?
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>>8095981
post real face
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>>8095981
idk how you thought it wasn't making you look female before though
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>>8095847
yea its accurate, wouldn't say heart of gold, but she is a nice person
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>>8095817
eating in bed is so disgusting

you also put the box on there without anything between so there is probably grease and crumbs all over the blankets :/
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>tfw faceapp just posts a pic of you with makeup
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>>8095981
Its filtered but its still using your own face as a base image! You're a cute, nim!
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>>8095873
drink a water
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Who has the prettiest faceapp pic?
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>>8095994
i ate on my table I just put the box there bc its really big
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>>8095986
i dont think so

>>8095988
no

>>8095991
that's the best one ive been able to get so far

and i still think it looks uncanny valley

>>8095996
i guess but it still looks uncanny
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>>8095817
where did you get that from
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>tfw still disgusting manbody after losing 15 pounds
I just want to die in my sleep
https://unsee
.chc/gerubipo/
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>>8095886
That's some good pictures of juu :D
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>>8096008
All of them~
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>>8096015
pizza hut
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>Tfw u will never pass
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>>8095973
You're probably thinking of someone else
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Omg wut
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>>8095995
gosh you're ugly
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>>8096018
I like how the male one makes me look like a German Soldier like gah I get it ._. But thank you~
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>>8096016
you're old, so unfortunately you'll always have a dadbod
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>>8096025
Wow this thing is bugged! It like posted a face over mine too!
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>>8096025
faceapp showin your aura in the guy pic
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daddy
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>>8096022
look at my disgusting manbod maddie.

nice butte tho. :p
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>>8096027
What the heck are we looking at the same picture? She's really cute.
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>>8095893
Well, Im sorry if I accidentally interpretted this as a direct question but ty for replying.
Well I kind of? My build is definetly more feminine and I kind of always been embarrased for not being masculine at all. People always thought I was gay. I hung around with guys until I left highschool, then when I got to college I realised I preffered hanging with lasses. And that I enjoyed it more. Ive always thought it would be easier if I was a lass, just in general cos Ive always been submissive and kind of lass like. Then I saw a pic of me as a lass (yeah faceapp absoutely shit realisation method) and I thought I looked great. Now I cant stop taking pics like that, and when Im walking I always think about how great it would be to be like I was in that photo. the idea is just gravitating. But I kind of am worried about confirmation bias.
Ugh I went off on one, but its confusing and I want to stop feeling like this.
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>>8095974
honestly this sounds like hugboxer shit but I do see cis women with receded/high temples hairline or whatever

I know most of them are definitely not trans too because they have kids
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>>8096036
daddy
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>>8096015
Quiddles what do you think of my faceapp pic? Also download the app and post your own result
>>8096016
You actually look really good. Well done on the weight loss.
>>8096027
I never understand why Korra's pics always get far more hate then mine, I mean we're both black, in fact I'm way darker than her.
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PLEASE RESPOND
https://www.strawpoll.me/12735833
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>>8096037
Yeah I got a bbl
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>>8096025
elanna a cute
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>>8096037
O_O Your hair ... It's beautiful!
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>>8096043
Korra is ugly. you aren't. you're just an sperglord.
>>8096038
trip on korra.
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>>8096044
why am i even on that list
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s

>>8095981
Still looks good.

>>8096016
I need to dump way more weight than that and my ME/CFS is making it impossible.

The two I'm thinking of are Angie and Brad.
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>>8096051
because you're a currently active tripfriend. How dumb are you?
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>tfw you discover mussolini supported the idea of a syndicalist economy
>tfw einstein was a socialist
>tfw george orwell praised anarcho syndicalism in spain
what even is this world?
https://youtu.be/OSCiMbMVDLI
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>>8095961
This is literally Ellen Page.
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>>8096051
Wondering the same thing for me..
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Does anyone still talk to Kiwi? I see her meme shirts all over 4chan now.
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>>8096050
I don't think Korra is ugly at all.
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>>8096054
there's not even a picture of me to judge by besides the filtered one

>>8096057
oh please
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>>8096062
someone doxxed you and posted your pics
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>>8096059
she posted here like yesterday that she is doing well and just started progesterone
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>>8096044
I'm not a trip fag though
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>>8096063
that was a long time ago
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>>8096036
Fucking dying rn

>>8096035
My aura is man

>>8096032
Yeah these apps are honestly bollocks I just like to try and break them desu

>>8096048
Nah
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>>8096062
Well I mean I prefer not to be included in these things since they tend to lead to drama :c
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>>8096044
>me on the list
??
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>>8096044
I like how I am on that list xD
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>>8096065
same
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>>8096067
well it's my opinion and my opinion of you is that you are cute so heck off kid
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>>8096064
Did she talk about her shirts at all?
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>>8096072>>8096065
you are both former tripposters who dropped trip to avatarpost, because nearly everyone had filtered you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xci1a3yE0PM
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Nim exposed. Literally fails boyfilter.
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>>8096039
sounds like it's worth exploring your gender a bit more in my opinion
a big thing is definitely that as you age you'll without a down masculinize more...so consider if you'd enjoy that happening
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>>8096064
and she freaking made me jelly of her hair holy shit

duta + argan oil + nizoral better freaking work x-x

>>8096069
oh yeah maybe i guess

you are a tripfag tho
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>>8096051
nim you dont even want to know what it feels like to be not on that list
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>>8096045
>bbl
sweeeet! très jelly!

beautiful curves ;)

>>8096049
:( It's a clip on ponytail.

>>8096052
i've just been minding my nutrition and doing an hour of cardio daily.

I'm still like 10 pounds behind my goal.

>>8096043
thnks!
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>>8096076
I don't think so? why does it matter?
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>>8096044
Why did Mercury get so few votes?
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>>8096084
You have good taste then :)
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>>8096082
Well I guess at least if they aren't using our pictures or making some dumb chart then it's not too bad~
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Not the results i was anticipating!!
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>>8096083
you're on my list okay anne
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>>8096078
That's because I'm too cool to filter
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>>8096083
I would imagine it feels good tb h
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>>8096087
They're all over 4chan. I'm wondering how much money she's made off of them.
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>>8096091
trashgirl is cutest girl
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>>8096088
because obviously she's ugly. I see that you voted for yourself Mercury, put on your trip.
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>>8096055
all the people you would expect to speak against socialism spoke in favor of it.
i think it might be time to retreat to stirner's philosophy & de-spook
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>>8096093
hit list?
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>>8096090
mhm

no one blames you for that stuff happening though
>>
dropping trip for reasons unknown

Is it trutrans to suck your own cock?????

and swallow
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>>8096084
If I run a calorie deficit I get nearly bedridden.
>>
I voted for everybody because all of you girls are beautiful
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>>8096103
n_n thanks!
The mods or janitors whatever always seem to clean up whenever I see other people's pictures being posted including mine so that's nice!
>>
https://www.strawpoll.me/12735869
https://www.strawpoll.me/12735869
https://www.strawpoll.me/12735869


PLEASE VOTE
>>8096088
>>8096061
>>8096043
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>>8096073
It is my opinion that you must have bad taste in what constitutes cute
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>>8096106
No, just highly flexible.
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>>8096106
Gross.
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>>8096106
hmm good question actually
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i don't wish i were ash/ i just wish my ribcage was the same size as her
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>>8096111
You know what's real funny? I was just about to suggest this because this place is majority white and alt-right hence see blacks as less attractive so there's no point in putting us in the same rate list.
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>>8096043
idk looks good

i might im not super into that stuff though
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>>8096093
nice!

>>8096096
it do
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>>8096102
my cudd list

>>8096121
anne whats up honestly
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>>8096039
yeah i know it can be confusing and stuff
it does sound like you might be trans
i saw this reddit post today and i think it's good at explaining what gender dysphoria is
https://redd
.it/6505ch
>>8096044
im on team everybody but me
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>>8096112
You are dorky-cute.

More dorky than cute, however.
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>korra is attractive
he was an okay looking man
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>>8096123
honestly,
i had a good day w/my sister and brother in law and niece and i got to see my mum and dad too so it was nice also my sisster paid for my lunch too (shit was SO cash)
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>>8096110
yeah i tend to report the posts i see with your pics anyway >>
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>>8096126
>them wrists
oh no
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>>8096124
I wish there was a "no" option >w>
>>8096129
Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!
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>>8096126
idk i dont think i look bad personally
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>>8096125
Post it at someone who cares gumboy
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>>8096080
close but not quite

that's the "hrt will do you just fine" alternate reality nim

my cheekbones stick out way more than that and i have a small brow so my eyes look sunked in

it also looks like my jaw has been sawed off at the ends and my chin isn't huge

also my brows aren't that high up

they left the fivehead in though, i can take credit for that
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>>8096111
Hmm.......
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>>8096117
What's her ribcage size?
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>>8096135
:)
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>>8096139
can i get a scale from 1-10 on how gay skinny jeans are to the general public
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>>8096146
EEEEeeeeeeeeeep! He's so sweet! :3
>>
>>8096139
chill out bro
>>
>>8096139
she is a gumlady
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>>8096146
Cat nap? :o
>>
honrstly, if i had the money, i think i might start drinking again
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>>8096137
Fix ur tracks, your weave looks busted af
>>8096106
It's kind of weird dude
>>8096099
>tfw ugly
;------;
>>8096149
>can i get a scale from 1-10 on how gay skinny jeans are to the general public
.....are you trolling?
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>>8096137
Korra how do you feel about being voted least attractive ethnic trip?
>>8096142
Mercury how do you feel about being voted most attractive ethnic trip?
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>>8096142
what is going on my ethnic sister?
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>>8096137
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>>8096150
i whispered his name a few times to see if he'd come over but he just got more comfi
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>>8096150
What size do you wear ash?
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>>8096117
I just want my 19yo body back....
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>>8096159
that's an old pic i had the entire thing redone recently

>>8096161
dont particularly care
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>>8096149
How the fuck should I know, I don't live in Florida

>>8096154
I'm chill buddy

>>8096156
Since when?
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>>8096168
:(
>>
>>8096127
i went to class today and got some moisturizer

is that exciting
>>
>>8096166
Dawww baby boy is so comfy! <3
>>8096167
Size?
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>>8096163
Hello hello my not ethnic sister how are you??? How is the rest of my not ethnic family? And my not ethnic niece??
Btw new Transformers trailer
>>8096161
I mean......
Like.....I don't want to be mean, but.......
>>
>>8096170
Nice linebacker shoulders there
>>
>>8096172
yeah but gayness crosses state boundaries
>>
>>8096168
IKTF
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>>8096181
Many probably assume you are gay already, so why does it matter?
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>want to be seen as a girl
>scared to take the steps necessary to be seen as a girl
:(
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>>8096177
and now he's max comfi
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12735833/r
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>>8096180
ty i worked hard on them
>>
>>8096187
i really really doubt it
>>
>>8096188
Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams!
>>
>>8096181
it's a violation of federal law to traffic gayness across state boundaries
>>
>>8096181
No it really doesn't
I assume that if you live in the deep south it's assumed that you're gay unless you wave a confederate flag and drive a rusted out pickup truck
>>
>>8096194
You are being sarcastic...
>>
>>8096176
yes nim stay moist you GOT to stay moist!

>>8096179
they are very well and send you and all your ethnic folk warm greetings.
lemme scope that trailer out tho
>>
>>8096191
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12735833/r
I got two votes! Woo :)
>>
>>8096172
idk she has gender dysphoria and wants to be a girl but says she is too manly to trans or something
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>>8096177
Tops and pants?
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>>8096190
Snugg babes!
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>>8096191
How THE FUCK am I winning this poll??
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how do i deal w/ this?
my economic worldview was supported by fascists.
i need vodka
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>>8096204
Well fuck last time I said I assumed she was a tranny people told me she was a chaser how am I supposed to keep up with this shit
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>>8096199
uuhhh like northern florida is kinda deep south cuz it's close to alabama and georgia and all that sort of??

id say where i live which is central florida is pretty moderate for the most part, maybe moderate leaning conservative

my county was one of the only ones that voted clinton in the election if that helps paint a picture

idk i saw guys wearing skinny jeans in high school but it was kind of a emo/scene thing
>>
>>8096210
Denounce it on Twitter.
>>
>>8096135
>I wish there was a "no" option >w>
yeah
it's kinda evil to have those polls when a lot of us have body image issues and low self-esteem
>>8096188
how come youre scared?
>>
>>8096205
Tops are usually medium and bottoms idk medium too I guess
>>
>>8096199
idk if tampa area is really the deep south I think of north florida and being the deep south and then the rest is kind of its own thing
>>
>>8096201
im actually not

>>8096202
okay im gonna put some on right now just for you
>>
what do you do if you have a shitty hairline
does hrt stop it from getting worse
what about people on hrt who say they still lose hair
help
>>
>>8096214
i don't have a twitter
>>
>>8096194
>>8096219
they probably suspect since they catch you looking at guys
>>
>>8096220
Start with hormones, add minoxidil if there's no improvement after like 6 months and if that doesn't do anything after like a year, you'll need transplants which make the back of your head thinner
>>
>>8096195
they're just memes atm
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>>8096220
First, you should see a doctor to rule out malnutrition. McMones do stop MPB.
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>>8096224
I think comments like these actually get to Nim, and I am starting to feel bad.

Continue anyway.
>>
>>8096212
idk you can be like me and have no life and spend most of your non work time on here or you could not since it honestly doesn't really matter nothing important ever happens here
>>
>>8096218
The one time I went to murica (Orlando) it was full of poor, fat blacks. Had a pretty Southern vibe to me.
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>>8096217
>tfw I'm the same size as ash
The hell?
I thought you wore a small
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>>8096213
Ok if it's a serious question:
It's not gay if you're an angsty teen
It's gay under all other circumstances

Who actually cares people can probably tell you're a faggot anyways.

>>8096218
Isn't the rest of it like a retirement home with lots of cubans?
>>
>>8096214
what am i even supposed to be denouncing anyway?
>>
>>8096175
>>8096185
Small side of size 2, 5'10" tall. Long arms and legs with a normal length trunk. Yeah, I was pencil thin.
>>
>>8096232
>malnutrition
i-i do have a pretty awful diet
>>8096230
so unless i have a lot of money im fucked
>>
>>8096242
Your criminal and morally reprehensible worldview.
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>>8096237
I went to disney world which is orlando I think and yeah there were way more fat people than I was used to

didn't notice many black people though

>>8096233
sorry nim
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>>8096243
Those days are over.
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>>8096224
:/

>>8096220
malnutrition is probably contributing to the thinning of mine, but my temples were already long gone

maybe try fin or duta?

im probably gonna go to a nutritionist too, this meme is getting too real..
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>>8096243
Wow! Size two? That's cracra skinny :S
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>>8096234
This is actually ground zero for the greatest achievements human civilization will ever conceive.
You just have to believe.

>>8096214
Well my face is red
Sorry for thinking you were a chaser
>>
>>8096248
which is?
>>
>tfw no bf to snugg and watch movies with
BLEH
>>
>>8096260
this feeling
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>>8096255
>>8096232
>tfw no insurance
i cant even get a job because i feel like i stick out too fucking much because of my bad hair to suck it up
>>
>>8096219
get slippery
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>>8096241
i really dont think i give off that vibe

i was mostly asking for my mom's reaction though

>>8096241
also yeah there's a lot of hispanics here and they have like their own little sub-community within ours because some of them literally can't speak english so they have their friends do everything for them

but like the main concentration of cubans is in miami
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>>8096260
ooooooh I love that movie!
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>>8096257
But I am one.

>>8096259
Sarcasm. I dunno how to do it correctly.
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>>8096260
i watched that one with my bf a few months ago he kinda liked it since it has really dark undertones

once ur ready to date you'll get a bf really easy hamster girl
>>
>>8096210
lol did you not even read the wiki article on syndicalism or corporatism or whatever you were shilling here

people dislike anarcho syndicalists because they tend to be syndicalists first and anarchist in very far second

there is also a history of syndicalists joining facist movements if they think it's advantageous so....
>>
Hello, I would like to purchase one (1) nim, please
>>
>>8096265
>pretending she's not hispanic
why u do this, girl?
>>
>>8096264
my skin is like satin rn anne holy shit

>>8096263
my hair is all ratty and frizzy no matter what and my skin makes me look like im dying because its so pale

i think fixing my diet could really help me
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>>8096266
I wanna see it myself. :( I've never got a chance to.
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>>8096265
>i really dont think i give off that vibe
Your mom disagrees

>>8096268
My roommate is telling me you're a tranny though are you both?
>>
>>8096277
im half

>>8096273
its a milli
>>
>>8096265
the real answer is your mom will probably think you're gay no matter what but everybody else won't care at all
>>
I slept a bit and the hand feels better. I hope it doesn't blister or anything, I need to work and stuff with it.
>>
>>8096280
hey at least your hairline isnt moving back and you have wrinkles at 20
>>
>>8096282
oh you should! it's really beautiful.
>>
>>8096273
Her attention seems to be in very high demand in the current market. I suggest saving your money.

>>8096283
I sincerely have no intention of fostering a romantic relationship with anyone here, but I do enjoy flirting and teasing.
>>
>>8096232
Malnutrition doesn't really affect male pattern baldness

Steven Gabel is one of the best surgeons and pretty cheap.
He's in Portland
>>
>>8096287
Do you accept Western Union?
>>
>>8096268
>>8096283
mtfg - tranny chasers chasing trannies who are also chasers chasing trannies
>>
>>8096295
Do you know of any streaming services that has it currently?
>>
>>8096297
...that didn't really answer the question but I'm glad you have standards
>>
>>8096191
>tfw too ugly to even make the list
>>
>>8096283
what how do you know >:(

>>8096289
uh she seems concerned about my lack of interest in girls

i just told her i dont really find most of them interesting
>>
why tf did i wake up w an erection, this hasn't happened in weeks!!! >.<
>>
>>8096301
There's a few straight girls here..
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thoughts?
>>
>>8096293
it is moving back lol

that's why im ordering dutasteride tomorrow

>>8096300
yeah probably idk
>>
>>8096283
gumball is repressing they've talked about it before and stuff
>>
>>8096311
you can count the straight girls here on one hand
>>
>>8096313
Great! Where should I send the funds? How soon will my nim be available?
>>
>>8096301
Am I a chaser?
>>8096305
I'm still shocked that I'm at the top of the list.
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>>8096304
I have not even begun transitioning yet, so I do not feel I have the right to call myself a tranny.
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What should I buy from the thrift store
I need more clothes desu
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>>8096272
i should srriously just drink myself to death
>>
>>8096315
Sertii has talked me out of it... mostly.
>>
>>8096313
are the side effects for hair stuff real/common?
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>>8096311
It me

>>8096321
Eh, gay dudes that havn't fucked a guy yet are still gay

You're a tran, sorry babe
>>
>>8096291
you should put some gauze on it
>>
>>8096319
i gotta put myself in a box and ship myself it'll take a lil
>>
>>8096334
like reduced libido and gyno? lol
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>>8096335
question mark?
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>>8096341
like not being able to get hard or your dick hurtling like fuck over it getting hard
>>
>>8096342
lol this is like the opposite of my confession post
>>
>>8096317
I guessss. Me, Elanna, you.. I think Ambiance.. Alines.. That's 5 already?

>>8096336
Just put a bunch of aloe vera on it for now. Looks ferociously red and stings.
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>>8096342
My sexuality is a meme
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>>8096329
every girl needs at least one pair of black tights and a few blouses and tee shirts

thrift stores are pretty hit or miss so shop around and just get the girl versions of what you wear now so you can stop crossdressing in guy clothes
>>
>>8096330
no? just read/listen too more stuff

crimethinc podcast is pretty good you can pick and choose which episodes you listen to but they do good intros and explanations
>>
>>8096345
idk, i guess hrt would do that too without use

>>8096330
no alines :(
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Is it even worth trying this Wish app if I'm a 6'2 whitey with big shoulders?
>>
>>8096320
no not really you're just really creepy with how obsessed you are about getting girls to whore themselves

oh also you were quite creepy to m so mby you are a chaser
>>
>>8096240
I have a pretty big butt and I am 5 foot five so I'm not really all that tiny.
>>
>>8096359
Worth a shot.
>>
>>8096335
well, that's a low bar to qualify as a tranny

>>8096321
just be yourself senpai
>>
>>8096348
bzzt.

ambi elanna and alines are all bi and i dont really count as 100% straight either since I used to be transbian then but then lost attraction to girls

the only str8 that comes to mind is Phie, but she rarely posts. i guess you can count me if you're willing to overlook the past gayness
>>
>>8096348
I'm straight! i only like girls
>>
>>8096359
Probably not but I do recommend Long Tall Sally :)
>>
>>8096359
it's meeeee
>>
>>8096254
yep, over. My bones likely weigh more than I did back then. I'm more than a bit bitter. I'd likely have remained thin for many years. Mom stayed at the same measurements I had from 14 to 23 which is when she had my older brother.

>>8096256
That's why when I stretched to reach the box of flash tubes over the phone, I was asked to fill in for the missing model. Most models were size 4 to 8. You see more 0s and 2s now.
>>
>>8096367
Dysphoria ain't exactly a low bar
>>
>>8096357
post hairline?
>>
>>8096371
>whitey
i bet you have the good latina genes that give u a nice butt
>>
>>8096378
nah, people would just use it to make fun of me :/
>>
>>8096260
Are you going to watch Spirited Away tonight? I'm about to have dinner and watch The Secret World of Arrietty, which I'd highly recommend also.
>>
>>8096379
idk it's pretty flat

but i don't really work out or anything
>>
>>8096329
>thrift
I only wear the latest fashions, sorry.
>>8096362
I dunno what you're talking about, I was just offering suggestions.
>>8096372
Would you switch lives with me?
>>
>>8096370
Long Tall Sally is nice, but it doesn't have $3 sweaters lol
>>
>>8096380
h-how about a mspaint pic
ill post mine
im desperate
>>
>>8096368
Oh.. idk. I mean, I only had romantic attraction to guys before, not very much sexual interest in girls, on HRT it's gone for girls entirely

Isn't that basically straight

Most girls on HRT I know go from bi to one or the other
>>
>>8096040
I know, it def. happens. My sister has a similar shaped hairline, hers is just... a lot thicker. I think she actually has a bigger forehead than I do.

>>8096370
>Long Tall Sally
Are their clothes decent? I've heard mixed reviews about the quality and a lot of the styles are kind of questionable >.>
>>
>>8096363
I'm jelly
I'm 5'9
Wear women's medium on top and a size 6 on the bottom
>>
>>8096388
They don't. It's true :( They are like 60 dollars and up.
>>
>>8096359
does Michael ring a bell by any chance?
>>
>>8096397
I think I'm an 8 on the bottom, depending on brand. I lift a lot so squats and lunges gave me hips and butt.
>>
>>8096396
Really? I've never had a problem with them but of course your results may vary.
>>
>>8096392
yeah i mean i basically am straight, but some people's definition of it is rigid so i put a disclaimer. girls honestly gross me out if I try to think of them romantically :x
>>
>>8096402
I've literally never known a Michael, sorry senpai.
>>
>>8096351
Will do!
>>8096384
I ain't got the money for the latest fashions
>>
>>8096403
>tfw 16
>>
>>8096403
I should really get into exercising again but it's hard to find time between work and social obligations
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i played the new overwatch pve mode wit my friends just now and it's really fun! this event is hella cool.
how has everyone else's night been goin?
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>>8096392
People here are pretty generous with their definition of bisexual and pretty restrictive with their definition of straight.
Have no interest in dating a girl but prior crushes and sexual history has me permanently labeled as "bisexual" it's kind of stupid.
>>
>>8096382
yeah im gonna watch it now :3
>>8096271
i hope so
>>8096266
never seen it before, it seems good!!
>>8096262
hugg
bad feeling
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>>8096367
here are the tranny qualifications

when you go to meet the old white guy who decides if you're faggy enough this is what they look at
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>>8095854
No i just posted it in a different thread...

Theres an mtfg wiki?
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>>8096419
Enjoy, Spirited Away is great.
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>>8096369
Why do you consider yourself straight if you like girls? :o
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>>8096406
I think I have a really wide and understanding perspective of the world and how other people think but it makes no sense to me how any mtf could be attracted to another romantically. I want emotional stability and a strong partner that can hold me when I cry. Not someone that has the same mental illnesses I do and cries with me. It doesn't really complement each other. Anna and Mrythe are good examples of why I think double the crazy isn't really.. good.
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>>8096416
i could really start exercising but im an autist when it comes to thing that aren't laid out 100% for me
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>>8096418
>confession2.jpg
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bowl of ice cream consumed. Still have some 600 calories I need to eat today.

>>8096299
Low thyroid will drop hairs fast.

>>8096312
you're a dork.

>>8096384
You really don't want my life. I paid a very heavy price for what little fun I had.

>>8096388
no tall gal shop does. We're hosed.
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>>8096413
DAMN! Your name is accurate! HIPS DONT LIE!
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>>8096389
it's about a 1.5 on this chart
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>>8096416
Even if you just start out using your bodyweight it really makes a difference!
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>>8096428
oh is that what causes hair shedding?

last time i checked my thyroid levels they were fine
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>xl top
>14 bottoms
>no fats to lose
>just a big butt and super stronk upper torso
:(
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>>8096428
mby you should get those ensure drinks
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>>8096418
The word is heteroflexible. That's what I use too. You could have the occasional fling or occasional crush with another girl but not really have it be common or strong and still be straight.
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Is ash gay or straight?
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Has anyone ever tried doing an enema with honey or something similar before? I want to give my xirfriend a new experience in bed but I'm unsure if it would be TOO sticky... anyone have any insight they could share?
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>>8096434
i wanna start doing the workouts in this book on building butte and glutte that sertii showed me but like everything else with me it's soon(tm)
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>>8096442
big homo lady
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>>8096418
You're just a faggot who ocassionally likes putting a woman's breast in her mouth.
No shame.
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>>8096437
Big butts are good!
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>>8096442
She's just cool.
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>>8096430
My ass is fat yeah
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>>8096427
I-it was just a joke
I basically wouldn't date a girl after my last experience desu I can't do femme

>>8096439
That is the word I would use to describe myself as well but I don't even bother with it here because people are too obtuse to think in anything but black or white. For all intents and purposes heteroflexible means straight.
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>>8096437

you're pretty tall tho so that makes sense, doesn't it? you're proportional for your height.
my measurements are 34-29-40 so i wear a size 8 in dresses and coats. like M~L bottoms, M tops. ~5'7"

>>8096443

wth lol
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>>8096434
I just need to motivate myself to eat better and work out.
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>>8096443
wtf use water

>>8096442
shes completely lesbian iirc
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>>8096442
I am pansexual, I pretty much date people based on their personality and not their gender.
>>
what do you call it when you're so straight you're scared you might be attracted to guys sometimes
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>>8096457
sexually repressed
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>>8096452
>mtfs being single minded about sexuality
eyy lmau
welcome back btw
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>>8096432
mine isnt on anything i can find, but i think im either 1.5 like you or maybe nearing 3 :\ i cant have bangs that dont look extremely shallow/are broken with big pieces of forehead
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>>8096417
Ripped apart a hood, bumper cover, headlights, and left fender from a wrecked 96 Olds cutlass


And replaced them with the same colour parts from a 97 chevy malibu

Got pizza, beer, and a deadblow hammer outta it
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>>8096353
i'm just a faggot.
a stupid gay little faggot

>>8096357
all the more reason to find work.
i'm gonna drink really hard, & keep myself distracted, & hope i die
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>>8096461
Repressed attraction to guys.
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>>8096445
what book
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>>8096461
Lying.
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>>8096451
Thicc n Juicy~
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>>8096436
Low T in women also causes hair loss.
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>>8096425
same here I agree but different people seek different things and everyone is in different head spaces and experiences in life
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Hey you guys were right about the keto, I've been far less hungry today despite eating probably only 1000 calories.
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>>8096452

>ever dating anyone but a tall man
shiggydiggy lannabanana
also what happened to ur departure lol

>>8096465

o that sounds pretty fun tbqh :o
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>>8096452
I know I just like bugging you :p
I will stop if you don't like it
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>>8096450
<3
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>>8096464
yeah mine look broken like that too!

let's go find a nutritionist and get on duta!
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>>8096476
>what happened to ur departure lol
I had beer :)
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>>8096432
>tfw 3 vertex
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>>8096462
oh

that makes me sad

>>8096467
maybe a little

>>8096470
mean
>>
im straight
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>>8096449
I'm losing pants fast
>>8096453
5'10.5ish
200lbs

37.5 ub
33 waist
43 hips
I suppose.
I'm also alot of muscle as well.
The shit part is xl is girls clothes are all baggy and loose around my waist.
I have to take everything in :/
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>>8096452
>I basically wouldn't date a girl after my last experience desu I can't do femme
b-b-b-but what about m-m-me;---;
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>>8096483
fancy beer?
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>>8096472
that's a boney butt!

>>8096468
strong curves

>>8096473
mine was 20 ng/dL in my last test

but my hair was falling out before i started hrt

>>8096485
get on fin!
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>>8096483

yes i've known many a person who has made mistakes due to that beverage........mostly ex's i fucked then kicked out of my house tho
does that mean ur back for good or wat

>>8096488

that's pretty proportional valqy bb.
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>>8096487
ok im a boy
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>>8096465
I need to rebuild two engines, and a brake line replacement. No energy to do any of it.
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>>8096481
>tfw you will never be Ryūko

>>8096486
Please appreciate my banter.
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>>8096482
o-ok ;-; my sideburns are like 2 but the middle of my hair where a v should be is missing and the line isnt flat but has a dip in the middle ;-;
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>>8096476
Very tired
>>8096460
Saaame
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>>8096453
>>8096456
Yes but after a while "things" start beginning to get loose.. I was wondering if honey could remedy that in a way that would be pleasurable to xhem.
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So /mtfg/
how about it?
how developed is your brain?
are u a tru patrician?

>>8096487
same
>>8096488
seems proportional, you are v. wide/broad/meaty/buff/whatever word you would like to use
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>>8096482
are you on hrt too? it didnt stop yours from moving back :(((
worries me...
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>>8096500
I know those feels
>I will never be Mako
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nutmeg is now 60% baby bun
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>>8096463
Ty
Idk there's a lot of meming and a lot of general inexperience here

>>8096477
It's ok I reply because I like being teased I kinda like the elanna is gay memes :3

>>8096489
We could always detransition together and be a cute gay couple

>>8096490
Yeaaah I picked up some growlers of coffee lager and imperial IPA the other day they're delish

>>8096494
I dunno I actually do want to spend less of my time here and have actively been trying to find other more productive ways to spend my time.
I'm just drunk and super tired today and kinda want to turn my brain off for a bit

Damn tho that's alpha af
>>
>tfw all men's pants i own are now super large
guess i'm getting more women's pants :>
>>
I'm tired and anxious and my breasts being in a bra are freaking me out and making me feel unsafe
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>>8096492
Falling out before and some after is likely MPB. To much DHT...it chokes off the follicles.
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>>8096494
But tops tho
Omg tops
So fucking hard to find something NOT meant for women with a belly.
>>8096498
Just cry and drink yourself into doing it
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>>8096511
i think it's slowed it down a lot

>>8096520
im buying duta tomorrow to choke this shit out

my mom told me today that it's apparently my father's side of the family's hairline

well im not having it!
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>>8096502
>>8096521

tired in a good way?
and ya i know what you mean about the tops lol. i have a really small torso so like all my fat goes to my tummy ass and tits.
is that why you kinda dress more andro? as in unisex tops etc

>>8096504

i need you to be specific lol

>>8096508

i prefer masculine penis which i'm guessing is the step after feminine penis which makes me a god

>>8096516

well i mean it's always good to spend less time here. i'm sure you have tons of things going on irl, right? :o school and work and everything.
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>>8096492
>get on fin!
I am on fin!
idek if it's worth buying since my T is so low there is barely anything to make dht from anymore. It's cheap though and no sides so I stick with it.
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>>8096508
Buff more than anything.
I could use 4 months of doing nothing to let my traps shrink and get a 36" ub.
>mtfg often calls me fat when I say im 200lbs
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>>8096527
idk apparently there's still some knocking about even if your DHT is low
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>>8096460
I want a masculine gender, female body. Kinda fucked for partners. I do like some nicer guys.
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>>8096465
>tfw no butt
look at this :(
>>8096037
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>>8096519
Have you tried to do something relaxing to calm your anxiety? :)
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>>8096526
masc penis >>>>>>>>>>> everything else

>tfw your brain turns off when he's fucking you and all you can think of is dicc
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okay, please rate my proportions

6 feet .03 inches tall
160lbs
- 36 bust
- 28 waist
- 38 hip
size 32B bra

14.5" shoulders
35" inseam
most tops I can wear a Small, but my arms are a bit too long, so I get a medium or large instead

whats the damage /mtfg?
how bad is it ;---;
is my manly skeleton giving me away?
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>>8096536
>14.5"
x-x
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>>8096519
where are u?
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>>8096526
How exactly would that make finding tops hard for you?
Lol


Yeah
Pmuch.
Honestly, it's a menagerie of masculine girls clothes I often need to alter
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>>8096532
Not even a year in e tho
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i don't deserve to be happy
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>>8096536
It's like very cis proportions, just your height is tall.
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>>8096526
Idk I'm not in school yett but I do spend an awful lot of time at work. I've been trying to pick up where I left off in learning japanese and spent most of today rewiring the house's phone lines to be cat5e so I can get gigabit in my room

Plus I've been getting back in touch with family n old friends. Just that kinda stuff.
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>>8096466
why are you just giving up?
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>>8096526
edie, what kind of tops would you recommend buyng? i'm mostly using women's/andro~ish pants, shoes and coats at this point, but finding tops has been tough
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>>8096530
>I want a masculine gender, female body.
dykes, studs, ftms..?
>>8096528
you dont sound fat, you sound built
>>8096537
is it bad? :(
>>8096526
>masculine penis
it's above feminine penis, but below masculine vagina
so
u lose buddie
>>8096516
>We could always detransition together and be a cute gay couple
this reminds me of when I was a boy, I used to hang out with this one guy all the time, and we were strictly platonic, bc he was straight, and also ugly, and i have standards, but people kept thinking we were a couple since we were together so much, so I had to cut him off, because I wasn't going to let people think I was fucking some ugly goober dude

me and cut would be cute gays though
or cute lesbians
gayboy+cunt boy, just like my hentais!!
>>
>>8096487
you have a waifoo though
>>
>>8096536
>I'd shoulder check you and break your clavicle
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>>8096536
Is it normal for a lot of girls to be B cup? I am not too sure, personally.
>>
>>8096536
>14.5"
how did you measure your shoulders? always think i'm not doing it right
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>>8096519
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>>8096547
i'm not giving up on finding a job.
besides, i'll get to enjoy myself going out
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>>8096526
I'm gonna stick some goopy honey down my boyhole to add friction to it because it's too loose is that a good idea?
>>
i spam my measurements but since other people are posting them why not :^)

height: 6'1
underbust: 33 in
waist: 27 in
hips: 36 in
shoulders: 18 inches

ribcage and shoulders fuck it up honestly

>>8096550
not at all!
>>
>>8096554
C is the average.
>>
>>8096550
Yeah.
I'm not fat whatsoever.
Bloated at times
Sadly, too little chub to go around
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>>8096536
Similar to mine and I'm pretty okay with them fwiw
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>>8096535

>brain turning off
i wish that happened to me lol

>>8096536

yo u forgot the most important measurement
13" dick

>>8096539

i meant hips not tits lol. cause i have a flat chest and nice hips but a noticeable tummy. not very slim waist. lotsa tops don't really cover dat well.
or it covers it too much and makes my proportions look weird rip

>>8096546

aw well that all sounds really nice! i'm glad you're being all productive c: proud of u bb

>>8096548

pic related is the top i'm wearing rn. most of my tops are crops that i wear with high waisted bottoms or like ... more androish

>>8096558

honey wouldn't add friction much, and mixed with water it would prob lubricate more than anything lol
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>>8096559
are you still underweight?
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>>8096560
Oh, I see. Thank you.
>>
>>8096557
I meant giving up on trying to find a political position you identify with
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I guess here's mine..


height: 5'5
underbust: 30 inches
waist: 28inches
hips: 40 inches
shoulders: 13/14 inches
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>>8096569
im not underweight

last time i weighed myself i was 142lbs

so 18.7 BMI
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>I'm gonna stick some goopy honey down my boyhole to add friction to it because it's too loose is that a good idea?
>>
>>8096555
my sister held the measuring tape from a little off the tip of one shoulder blade to the other
>>8096553
what is shoulder check?
>>8096556
did the black haired girl always wear those shoes in the anime? those are clearly AF1s and I feel like i would have noticed that when i watched it lol
>>8096554
C is about medium sized
A is no tits, B is iddy bitty tiddie
>>8096568
dskchvbldshvberwlbeagibvreilbvlrlmfaooooooooooo
>>
>>8096568
Is tommy hilfiger still cool?
>>8096569
Why is everyone here either underweight or overweight?
>>
>>8096546
good luck with japanese! really want to learn it but it seems like a massive time commitment and i'm not even sure where to start
>>
Hey /mtfg/ how's your voice training going?
>>
>>8096572
ahhh smol shoulders everywhere x-x
>>
>>8096584
its not
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>>8096584
idk the only clip i have has been spammed on here for the last two weeks
>>
If a l e s 5 i a posts measurements I'll post measurements xD
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>>8096577
Hmm I never really paid attention to her shoes, I was mostly watching mako and her antics!
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>>8096574
What?

>>8096584
>tfw was too quiet to speak most of the time during childhood so I never even had to voice train

This is what you all get for being normies :v)
>>
>>8096588
Post voice
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>>8096584
breddy gud. i use my girl voice at work every day with no probs
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>>8096594
ive posted it a milli times

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BbwuPILc1x
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>>8096577
>sister
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>>8096521
ME/CFS means I have zip energy beyond what I need for feeding the cows.

>>8096525
Good, you are young enough you should get full regrowth.

>>8096550
Dykes, FtMs that don't want to transition.

>bleck my brain is frying out.
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>tfw dont actually look like this
:'(
>>
>>8096586
y

>>8096588
I haven't been coming here very often t b h

you still been doing lessons with Zhe?

>>8096595
eggcellent

>>8096593
ayyyy
unfortunately my parents were baptists and made me sing in choirs and always pray and communicate with the family

sucks
>>
um ok
height 5'11 17/18"
underbust 38.5"
waist 34
hips 39.5

lmao i'm a box
also
head circumference: 22.5"
wrist circumference 6.5"
>>
>>8096577
I know the sizes but I just didn't know what was average for girls here.
>>
nim is a lady and also sounds like a lady
>>
>>8096584
It's going so well that I'm looking into vfs now
>>
>>8096604
ye tomorrow

it's been like two weeks since i had one though
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>>8096557
who knows maybe i'll trade buttcoin for fun & more liquor money.

>>8096571
my family hates it anyway.
i'll never be able to identify w/ capitalism, communism is too extreme. mutualism is too accomodationist & susceptible to abuse

who knows maybe i'll get drunk enough to suck a lot dicks like i always dreamed
>>
>>8096584
i sound like a homosexual male
>>8096591
oh lol rip
>>8096599
i think that Edie and Anna would probably agree that I'm attractive than my sister
>>8096603
awww lil jormyy
>>8096607
i think the average here would be more of an A desu
>>
>>8096602
im still struggling to grasp why my hair isn't regrowing on it's own if my T is so long at 20 ng/dL tho
>>
>>8096605
oh shoulders 16 3/4
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>>8096614
it's over
>>
>>8096605
Dang it girl xD Now I have to post mine.
>>
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>>8096577

i wanna take a ride on that baby wrist
fist me bb

>>8096578

to me i guess idk. they did a collaboration with urban outfitters and those tops fit me SO well. i'm obsessed with them lowkey.

>>8096584

idk great i guess since i have a normal speaking voice lol
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>>8096568
Ty! Idk plus I'm just generally in a better mood when I'm not on here all the time seemingly so eh
I'll eventually have to leave for good if I get into grad school so might as well start leaning that way.

>>8096550
That's hilarious, poor guy though
Do gayboys like cuntboys though I thought the lack of dick was like a massive turnoff
But then again you'd be a straight gayboi?
Idk the logistics right now are making my brain hrut

>>8096579
Idk so far as I've heard from people that learn languages it isn't about spending tons and tons of time every day but rather about being consistent. Set study goals that are reasonable and study every day.

First step is obviously to get the alphabet down because you need that for basically everything, I'm basically reviewing at this point but it's sticking pretty quickly.

Where you go from there also depends on your goals in learning the language, whether you just want to consume media or if you want to be fluent and able to communicate.
>>
>>8096604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wafkEBtWIO
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>>8096584
https://clyp.it/fogzyqno
>>
>>8096482
Dutasteride fucks your brain up and stops progesterone from working
>>
>>8096608
no
>>
>>8096635
what do you mean?
>>
>>8096621
Scalp cells produce their own T and convert it to DHT.
>>
When I see pretty cis girls I always feel like I should just settle for a chaser. No way I can compete with them for real men
>>
>>8096641
hmm and cypro doesn't mess with that?

what about this? >>8096635
>>
>>8096627
I did the prep thing when I was repressing, had tons of TH. Never tried their girl clothes though.
>>
>>8096577
Punching your shoulder with mine
>>8096602
Engines in what?
That HD chevy?
>>
height 5'9
underbust 36"
waist 35"
hips 45"

I have my mama's hips :S
>>
>>8096613
well some lessons are better than no lessons

I think it's only because I used to sing in choirs that I have the vocal range that I do to pass as female
so in a way my weird, unloving christian parents did me a favor

>>8096611
I'm glad you can afford it anon

.>>8096617
You literally don't

I've heard you even

>>8096627
yeah well

you're goals so you don't count

>>8096633
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1juJe8Hooa4
>>
>>8096643
theres no difference the types of men retard. Anybody that would date you is a chaser and the only reason you hate masc guys is because you're a failed straight man.
>>
>>8096647
Valq since you don't hugbox, what do you think of Korra? Is she ugly, average looking, or pretty in your opinion?
>>
>5' 9"
>19" shoulders
>36" bust
>32" ribcage
>28" waist
>35" hips
Do I just give up
>>
>>8096644
Cypro only gums up the signalling to the testis. Thus they stop producing T because no signal makes it through. The adrenal glands continue to produce T. So do some other cells, like scalp cells.
>what about this? >>8096635
Don't know. I'm on Fin.
>>
>>8096637
Reducing the type 1 alpha reductase prevents brain steroids from being produced and reduces the effectiveness of progesterone.
Just stick to fin and stop whenever you have a progesterone cycle as prog blocks DHT too
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>>8096651
apparently i have a decent range but yeah i was catholic and they didn't have kid choirs

its a lil too festive, catholic church is about it being as boring as possible

and yeah it's better than nothing, my mom has just not been leaving the house recently so i could never get a good time with z
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>>8096630

yeah this place really gets to you if you hangout here all of the time. that's why i only really chill when i have nothin else to do lolol
soon you'll be waving ~~bon voyage~~ to mtfg.. so long, farewell..

>>8096645

i'm a fan of their girl clothes. i dress pretty minimalistic tho so ya

>>8096651

i'm def not goals but ty bb lmaao
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So on my 2nd week of low carb diet, I'm down 5 lbs.
Now just 20 to go..
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>>8096654
Don't give up!
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>>8096659
you're fine tho!
>>
>>8096652
Where did I say I hate masculine guys?
>>
>>8096654
my measurements are similar and i'd like to believe i shouldn't end it all right now
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yay voice clips!

https://clyp.it/ypybo0uc

>>8096648
woah that's preddy good
>>
>>8096647
>Punching your shoulder with mine
that sounds mean
>>8096651
that voice clip omg
is that really you???
?????????
lmao
omg
>>8096647
>>8096653
oh do me too, me too
>>8096630
eh, I had gotten tired of him anyway, it was the natural course of things really.
I have met a few homosexuals that liked vagina, bc they thought anal was gross
i'd be a straight gay......as far as genitals go
but well
hmm
i have to think about this
boy+boy=gay
penis+vagina=straight

carry the one....

so it's
gay
____
straight

is my math correct?
>>8096627
mmmmmmmmm yes, yes ride my masculine feminine horse dick yass hunny, the fisting will get u ready for the dick, i hope u stretched today henny
>>
>>8096655
did fin help? did you see regrowth before fin?

im 6 months in and haven't seen anything on just cypro and e

>>8096656
hmm okay

im technically on progesterone now since cypro but i haven't had any regrowth

i just want the max possible you know?
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>>8096661
My morning section isn't ;;
All the weight I gained after surgery from being stuck in bed for almost 2 months went straight to my stomach, I want to get back to a 26 inch waist!
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>>8096641
so just AAs won't stop balding?!
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>>8096669
@_@ 26' waist
so jelly
whats your waist rn?
26 doesn't seem too hard for ur size it'll just take time I bet /:
>>
>>8096665
I hit the genetic lottery :S What's with the voice clip? Who is Sass?
>>
>>8096669
aww 28 isn't bad either lol

but if it makes you feel better about yourself :)
>>
>>8096675
Yes! Also I'm getting rid of the love handles in the lower pooch! It's just the getting in shape overall kind of thing!

>>8096672
28/29 depending on bloat >w<
>>
>>8096666

yes bb i need that fist. foot me bb foot me
>>
>>8096678
i really wish i had the motivation to get on the treadmill x-x
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>>8096651
https://clyp.it/cowqky0z
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>>8096666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HAwWAVFDJd
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>>8096647
Engines are in a '94 Toyota 4x4 pickup, and a '95 Toyota 4Runner. 22RE and 3VZE respectively. I have a '99 2500 Silverado that needs it's brake lines replaced. I popped two at once.

>>8096659
Coooool, and good luck with it.

>>8096668
Fin has helped. I now have a mat of vellus hairs. I was over a decade with little hair up top. I always had 5mg/day Fin in my HRT mix.

>>8096670
For most they stop and maybe reverse it some. Adding in Fin helps. I'm back to my 40yo hair line.

>>8096684
Start out with 10 minutes a day.
>>
my step-brother asked my dad if I'm gay after the last time we saw each other. my fault for looking like a fag, i guess c:

coming out is such a pain, but I probably shouldn't wait much longer
>>
>>8096688
Your voice says wonderful :)
>>
>>8096688
Jesus wtf how did you change your voice like that. 200% jealous.
>>
>>8096689
is 5mg the usual dose?
>>
>>8096432
>tfw 2 on way to 3
w-what do
fuck
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>>8096689
Arigato!
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>>8096688
wtf racist
>>
>>8096693
I meant sounds wonderful @_@
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>>8096688
olive bb im dying rn

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02XmMhYyz0V
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>>8096688
kek you are so funny/cute

ohh you're drunk?? cute
how drunk r u exactly????

do an American accent
whats the difference between Staya accent and kiwi accent?
>>8096679
*puts foot in ass*
yeah u like it u know u like it

>>8096678
oh i mean, thats not terrible
i can't seem to get below 28" ;--;
we'll both make it!
>>
I'm so salty right now.
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>>8096659
>tfw that gives me hopes of losing weight via low carb diet
it's not over for my disgusting self yet, but dropping carbs is a tad onerous.

If I'm not mistaken, it takes like a month for the low carb diet to actually go into place , though
>>
>>8096714
Why?
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>>8096688
Olive you sound amazing!
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>>8096666
>gay over straight
So the straight guy is bottoming?

Hot
>>
>>8096714
*lick*
>>
>>8096688
nice voice and control over it.

>>8096705
>Arigato!
made me think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzzZkkiJMv8

>>8096703
For hair, 1mg/day = Propecia. Get the 5mg pills and split them into quarters. Much cheaper.
>>
I don't have a job or any friends, I have no real reason to ever open my mouth beyond "can I have £5 on my oystercard please?" There is no need for me to bother with any more voice training,
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>tfw male to fujoshi
>>
okay goodnight!
>>
>>8096729
your loss
>>8096731
what is this from
>>8096722
yeah the gay guy is fucking the straight guy into gay
>>
>>8096712
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H4JEyfZffa

>>8096710
i just can't rn
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>>8096731
iktf. watching two hot gay guys romance each other is the b e s t
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i need to take a bath and then epilate my legs but i don't wanna. mtfg halp me pls motivate me pls
if i don't get hairless tonight my bf will have to have sex with a hyena
>>
>>8096733
Night!
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>>8096740
Just think of how sexy you'll be, I guess???
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Trying to work up the courage to tell my brother
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>>8096735
I like to imagine that in an alternate universe where I stayed a boy that this is how I spent my freshman year.
>>
>>8096745
>>8096743
>>
>>8096745
do eet
do eet now
>>
>>8096745
>Trying to work up the courage to tell my brother
You can do it!
>>
>>8096735
Don't blame me, my voice is way too monotone for it to ever sound female.
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>>8096712
YES! We got this.
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>tfw horny but gf isnt home
help pls
>>
>>8096755
You can change it :) Practice practice practice!
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>>8096733
Night imouto, ttyt~
>>
>>8096740
do it you hoe. (I do know that feel tho it takes me like 2 hours total to shave and get my butt cleaned) it's easy once you start the hard part is staring at all lmao
>>
>>8096735
(Splash!) [American Rock (Kotarou)] Manatsu no Spice (Free!) [English] [ebil_trio]
>>
>>8096757
just be you'reself
>>
>>8096755
You have to work on it.
>>
>>8096758
>>8096776
https://clyp.it/dba1atgl
Oh and when I did practice /mtfg/ did nothing but laugh at my attempts, now you same fuckers are telling me to keep trying. Kafkaesque.
>>
>>8096778
I am a newtrip :( I would not laugh at someone on purpose. If I ever did I apologize.
>>
I have literally no cum anymore and I haven't been horny in months.

When does my sexdrive come back, I feel bad for my boyfriend.
>>
>>8096778
shakira I would love your voice if you were a dude but sorry you are having difficulty training
>>
>>8096745
Don't do it. There's no particular reason you know, and even if he supports you, you may still feel resentment for it.
>>
>>8096785
If I had moved to America when I was repressing I bet I would have gotten mad amounts of pussy and stayed happily in the closet.
>>
>>8096740
shave your legs or no dick for you
seems pretty ez
>>8096737
ohhh i see i see
also dw, one beer gets me drunk
>>8096747
hmm
i think if i stayed a gay dude i'd have been a turbo slut
>>8096755
>me
>monotone female
ok
excuses are like assholes, everyones got them i guess
>>8096757
):
>>8096756
https://youtu.be/DHzx2P4x63c
we just have to believe !!
>>8096768
ty
>>
>tfw voice training gave me a speech impediment and now I just mumble and stammer everything in a slightly higher voice
>>
Whyd all the niggers come back at the same time
>>
>>8096778
Have you tried restricting your vocal cords and talking? You have to drink a lot of warm and do warm ups or you can damage them.
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>>8096794
Idk real talk if I'd just gone the gay dude route I'd still probably just be too shy to find a bf anyways and be a turbo bottom
Not ideal

>>8096796
>tfw voice training worsened your already faggy mannerisms to the point where you can't convincingly sound masculine
>>
>>8096743
>>8096794

but i'm sooo laaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>8096764

it legit takes like 2 hours to epilate my legs cause i watch stuff while i do it and it kinda hurts and ughhhhhhhhhhh
i don't have to douche or w/e tho cause i'm not havin sex wit him for a few days yet
i do miss him tho i guess and it'd be nice to be able to confidently send lewds
>>
>>8096778
A lot of water! Not warm @_@
>>
>>8096778
keep working at it. try to push it up a little bit every few days.

>>8096796
I have a sore throat that won't go away, and gets worse if I do much speaking.
>>
>>8096805
why does the color of someone's skin matter on a test based image board at all?

go live out in the woods if you never want to see or interact with people different from you
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What height:weight is a dealbreaker for you in a relationship?
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>>8096794
What? I never said your voice is monotone. Why the hell do you care anyway?
>>8096806
>>8096811
>>8096814
I am saving up for VFS that's what I'm doing. In the meantime as I said I can get away with not talking much because I rarely speak to anyone.
>>
>>8096816
>why does the color of someone's skin matter on a test based image board at all?
Agreed!!!
>>
>>8096810
wew lass I know that struggle. but it is nice to have silky smooth legs to rub on him when cuddling or when he's feeling you up
>>
>>8096818
You'll still need to have the pitch variances, vowel inflections, etc or women. Practice them now.
>>
>>8096826
Nope I've heard Yeson before and afters and theres girls who went from sounding completely male to acceptably female. The problem with the trans community is that it hasn't realized that VFS has advanced in the last 20 years. It pretty much is a quick fix now.
>>
>>8096818
i'm saying my voice is monotone
>>8096817
yes
>>8096809
hmm, i mean, i'm shy, but i'd have been forward enough to get laid I think
especially if I wasn't dealing with gender dysphoria and stuff like that
idk
or maybe i'd have just been 4ever alone like I am now
lets go universe hopping and fuck our gay male selves Elanna
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>>8096784
your sexdrive hasnt gone anywhere
its just changed to what girls like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqW7YOdWQOU
>>
next thread should be face app edition
>>
>>8096835
>gay males
>having sex with two girls

Uhh, didn't think things through much on this one didja pal?
>>
>>8096839
i'd just rape myself
like that indian girl did when i was in the 10th grade ;---;
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>>8096835
Tru that whole dysphoria thing kind of throws a wrench into everything given I think literally everyone here would have been more outgoing and functional without it.

Also ew fuck that boylanna was a doughy boyish vaguely ks looking blob. If you were cute though mb
>>
>>8096809
gays get way more sex
>>
here's a new thread faggots
>>8096849
>>8096849
>>8096849
>>
>>8096835
Maybe it was before I have no idea, I've never heard your guy voice but not it certainly isn't, you already know how much I like your voice. If that's true then maybe my theory is wrong then, I don't know, whatever the reason I hate voice training, I think it's has been completely ineffective on me and I refuse to do any more because it's depressing and humiliating. I still don't understand why you give a shit about me failing voice training though.
>>
>>8096809
My lower ranges aren't dropping off because I still use them.

>>8096814
:(
>>
anyone wanna fall asleep together on voice chat
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdpTcvSn8HQ

>>8096832
Yeah,they can fix your pitch, but it won't fix monotone. Women change the pitch of their voices much more than men do. That pitch changing is what you need to practice. Faye needs to work on it more.
>>
>>8096332
good girl :)
>>
>Ask mum what names she would have picked if she had a daughter.
>"Probably something like Jane or Anna."
>"Doesn't matter though as I don't have a daughter I have a son."
Haha yeah :(
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