/gaygen/ Gay General: Blockman Because I Couldn't Think

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Lego thread?
Lego thread.

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I have yugioh cards

Somebody fuck me

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How do you cope with being ugly? I'm confident that weight or muscle will not help as it is largely my face and hair. I'm trying to motivate myself to get in shape faster but ultimately I think I just hate myself too much.

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>>8089159
Well the hard thing would be to face yourself, find out what exactly about your face makes you look ugly, and see if there is a way to correct that.

But staring in a mirror thinking how ugly you are generally does not do well for your emotional wellbeing.

>>8089159

That's not true. Look at Calvin Harris. facially he's basically Napoleon Dynamite buy his body is good according to normie women so he's drowning in pussy

>>8089183
>Calvin Harris
If his face is considered unattractive then I am Quasimodo.

meme sexuality

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>>8089183
>basically Napoleon Dynamite
is he?!

>>8089159
I dno, I'm absolutely stunning and I wish I could just bf myself.

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>>8089203
That's heterosexuality.

>>8089226
memes can't be the norm, except 9gag and l*ddit memes

>>8089209
I hope you live forever and become so beautiful that everyone is grotesque neckbeards to you.

>>8089234
I've been with an aryan literal 10/10 stud who adored me and he absolutely wrecked my standard for guys. Now that my standard are unrealistically high most guys already are grotesque uggos to me

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>>8089183
>>8089208

He looked pretty average before he was rich but in american terms he was probably a 7/10 before

>Tall
>White, green eyes and scottish accent
>good hairline

he just needed cleaning up

>>8089231
Heterosexual men are literally sexual outsiders.
>Gay man
I like men
>Straight woman
I like men
>Lesbian woman
I like women that look like men
>Straight man
HURR WIMMINZ

Straight men literally pursue weird deviant sex shapes, because they're all perverts!

>>8089209
Get out

>>8089409
there's no other place where people would read my blog posts though. I'll stay.

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Accepting I was gay was the best thing I ever did

>>8089499
purpose of life is to live and create new life

might as well off yourselff

>>8089561
If life's only purpose is creating life who's only purpose is to create life then life is truly meaningless.

>>8089262
what about bisexual men???

>>8089262
>>Gay man
>I like men that look like women
FIXED

>>8089593
Speak for yourself chaser

>>8089614
>t. femfag

>>8086676
oh that sucks. im in NYC. sorry bub.

>>8089123
I went to the gym in the morning, then all you can eat with my friends for lunch, and bought some clothes in the evening. Working out was such a good idea, I look so much better in clothes now. This summer I will get laid a lot.

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>at a party last weekend
>someone tells me this girl we've all known since a few years back has had a crush on me since high school
>just took her younger brother's virginity today

How's your week going lads?

is it okay to cheat if you do it with a guy who travels from another country to you for your sake, whom you met twice before you got together with your bf?

>>8089673
I'm trying to reconcile with someone I've had a very toxic relationship in middle school because they ended up gay and gorgeous

>>8089617
Bicth I'm so masc I shit jockstraps

>>8089693
PLEASE be in stockholm?

>>8089681
No, take your monogamy seriously don't even go around flirting.
[spoiler]Or just drop the exclusivity meme.

>>8089695
Middle of America, sorry


I liked the Seventh Seal though

>>8089703
I dunno, I think I saw him online on grindr in my area but that probably doesn't mean much

>>8089718
>grindr is installed but he's not in an open relationship
I'm not saying one is better than the other but you gotta choose open or exclusive you can't have both.

>>8089247
>7/10
More like a 4 on a good day.

>28yo neet without savings, ugly & boring
my chances of dating someone seriously are pretty thin, right?
where can I find desperate (but nice) guys?

>>8089792
Just find another boring guy on Grindr.

>>8089441
>what is tumblr

>>8089914
a deprecated image host, a feminist shithole?

Why almost every gay guy where I live has to be either an extreme communist, extreme sjw, a fuckboy or a combination of these 3?

>>8090152
because this community is obsessed with labels and leftist identity politics, putting people into neat boxes. it's only natural
>tfw no pol bf

>>8090152

I wouldn't mind them being moderate leftist or anything, I just want someone that isn't extreme and on your face about their politics.

>>8090174
I meant responding to you
>>8090187

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>>8090187
>moderate leftist
>2017
L O L good luck, and I want a swedish masc bf and a million SEK

>>8090174
But /pol/ is exclusively identity politics.
>tfw no nihilist anarchist bf to disregard social constructs with

>>8090174
>obsessed with labels
you're thinking about the community who coined altright, numale, cuck, sjw, (((jews))) etc. etc.?

>>8090230
I was mainly thinking about the lgbtqwfsadnjfsadnjfenfwenfwenfweqpinfqweniopfqweqqqqqq++++++++ community, as I said.

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Why getting your left ball sucked feels so great while cumming? It's like a warm wave of pleasure that surges up through your spine and floods your brain..

>>8090257
>warm wave of pleasure that surges up through your spine and floods your brain
I've only had this feeling a few times in my life and I'd kill for an actual consistent way of experiencing it (I don't believe your nut suck)

>>8089123
That's actually a useful card if you can summon it without it dying on the opponent's first turn.

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>>8090270
The nut and the prostate are great ways to achieve that but you can try focusing in that knot of nerves at the very tip of the glande. Thus stimulated, flesh becomes hyper sensitive to even the most gentle breath of air or tender caress, quickening the heart and opening the senses further than thought possible.

>>8090356
yeah... good advice

the times I recall I've got it was first when I laid on my back and tried blowing my small dick off. the pure horniness from my dick just spread down my spine and into my legs and it was just awesome (although my back is still fucked up from that day years later)

the other time I think was from a successful aneros session

>>8090356
>>8090373
is there a name for this btw?

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>>8090399
Good question.

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good to know it's still shit

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What exactly does Pot of Greed do?

so this happened just a few hours ago.

been talking to a mature older men at the gym for a few weeks now. he approached me outside the gym when i was leaving. we ended up talking,he seemed like a nice guy.

he would flirt with me inside the gym.
I thought it was cute,so i got his number.

we haven't done anything outside of me flirting with him inside the gym at times.

so today i decided to just tell him im DTF. but with my busy schedule i don't know when we can hook up or hangout.

he told me that he has a busy schedule. and that he only has 2 hours to get home when he's at the gym. he has a secretive private life. but he would like to hang out with me.he wants to sneak out of the gym and go fuck around.

i don't know if can actually go through with this.

knowing that he has someone and still fucking him....


im 26 and he's 48 btw

>>8089588
Literally meme tier.

>>8089673
God I hate you biscum, but you sure are good at causing others pain.
>>8089689
I hope it works out, anon. You sound like you deserve to suffer.
>>8089693
Shits jockstraps but drools rhinestones.

>tfw boyfriend is sissifying me
>tfw I used to be a /pol/ack

Help

>>8092178
Guess all that tough talk was just a cover for how degenerate you are. And you love it, don't you? As your barriers disintegrate and you devolve into a soft little slut, you relish every bit of it.
The best thing to do now is contract something nasty and give it to him. That's what faggots deserve in the end, right? Why should you guys be the happy exception to your former beliefs?

>>8089247
ew gross wtf
>>8089208
>photoshop

>>8092188
No. I would never do that to myself or him

>And you love it, don't you? As your barriers disintegrate and you devolve into a soft little slut, you relish every bit of it.

Y-yes...I love being a weak little small dicked pussyboy
I love being his sissy!!

>>8091963
stop being a moral cuck. do what you want. that's what everyone else does

>>8092203
>I love being a weak little small dicked pussyboy
You and most of /pol/. But don't forget those infographics you saved about fags. Once he dumps your bony little ass, you might need to consult them.
>>8092210
>being this dumb
>>8091963
You deserve what you get, sweetie. Can't expect anybody to be faithful to you if you're willing to help someone else cheat. You're only young once though. By the time you're 30, no one will think about having an affair with you.

Teen bi slut licks pussy and gets fucked in the ass at the same time: pornhub.com/vidro/72097880

>>8092220
Nah he's made into a better kinder person.
I dont wanna hate on people anymore
It's ok to be gay

God he makes my heart flutter and I feel like a teenage girl with him

>>8092224
You say that now because it's easy, not because it's true.
Enjoy it while it lasts, faggot.

>>8091963
>48
Try killing yourself instead

>>8092221
Rugby....

>>8092233
dont be mean :0

>>8092279
No, people like you make me fucking sick.
I hope your stupid boyfriend cheats on you. Then you'll feel like a right teenage girl, won't you?
What, it's okay to be gay just because you're queer now? Oh, that changes everything! Silly me.

>>8092295
*nuzzles against you*
OwO.... whats this..?
Feeling better now? :3c

>>8092295
Someone has a snuggle shortage

>>8092307
No.
>>8092333
Nice detective work, Sherlock.

>>8091379

Fuck off rat face caz.

>>8092295
Someone needs to get boned.

>>8089673
I was planning to meet an old (as in, I've known him for a while, I'm 24 he's 30) fuckbuddy at a hotel, but we realized I didn't mention I could only be available during the afternoon because I feel too stressed out if I meet guys at night since I live with my parents (they're cool with me liking guys but I feel stressed about going out to fuck). I ended up making a whole speach about my insecurities and now I think he's sulking. So great.

>>8092295
You bitter as fuck.
We should hook up some time.

>>8092279
Shut the fuck up

I'm really starting to think that most of the gays in my area turned to dating men because they are fat and ugly and refuse to improve but think gay men will want them. Almost every man on tinder in my area over 21 is obese and unclean.

>>8092891
That's because attractive and/or clean gay guys usually move to big cities once they can. If you live in some shithole all that's left is the bottom of the barrel.

>>8089154
theres gay competitive players.....i just assumed they all played madolche

>>8092906
I plan on leaving this place by the end of the year.

>>8092918
My point exactly. Same here to be honest, that's how I know. But I can't afford my own place for now so I'm stuck in my shitty hometown.

I wish beards weren't in style right now. I have seen so many guys that would jump up a few points if not for their shitty facial hair.

>>8092178
How does being a sissy so you from being /pol/?

>>8092909
I don't really do competitive but I do decently in small lush local gigs. I primarily use raidraptors but I'm working on Melodious because I'm a stereotype. Yas gawdt.

And I'll be playing Trickstars in Vrains

>>8093168
Jesus just go fuck a woman already, Chad

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>>8093168
A good beard is hot

>>8093448
Agreed. But that's a pretty shit beard.

>>8089154
I used to play mill quasar until majispecters became a thing. Lost interest after that.

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>>8092730
Why, so you can leave me unimpressed? I've got to admit, that's at least a step up from being bitter. Sounds like a great idea, anon.

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>>8093512
How about this?

>>8093607
I really dig it. I wouldn't want to fuck someone with that beard though.

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hellloo you STINKY GAYS
go eat a dick uglys

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how would you react if you went to a LGBT youth group or college LGBT group and one of the people there was a black woman wearing a dashiki, problem glasses and a tumblr-gender flag patch? bonus points for a "I'm a boy today" badge and/or a pro-BLM patches

>>8094404
I wouldnt... I dont really care what people wear

>>8094404
I'd probably be kind of nervous but try not to alienate them. At worst we'd just tolerate each-other.

>>8094404
roll my eyes and carry on with my life

>>8094540
I thought you got that tic fixed.

>>8093408
You should see the shit guys are wearing these days and call them beards. They are patchy,uneven,and over styled. Since they are in style now,every guy is trying to pull it off and most fail. It is like a balding guy trying to have long hair. It looks awful.

>>8094557
nah still alive

>>8094586
Shame, anon. But better days are coming for both of us.

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>>8093597
>leave me unimpressed?
Bitch I can fail a task with a 100% success rate.
Leaving you unimpressed is too easy for me.
Like a little baby.

>>8094622
Just like every man I've ever loved. How romantic.

>>8094639
I'm all about the status quo baby.
Your love life will be one of endless disappointment, and I'll gladly contribute to that.

>>8094646
>will be

mfw I can't tell him because it will scare him

>>8094870
mfw I can't tell him I love him because it will scare him*

>>8094875
at least you got as far as having someone to love

>>8094875
You might as well tell him then. It's better than remaining his friend under false pretenses.
>>8094978
Don't worry, he'll be alone soon enough.

>Be tall (about 6'2")
>Have a mix between manly face and boyish-cute face
>Deep voice
>Linebacker build, I dont even work out, I have really wide shoulders
>All the guys I fall in love with are tall-ish skinny, innocent looking qts who are adorable clutses
>I want to be cute
>I feel like such a fucking pervert
>Current crush (has been for like a year) has given me signals but Im too scared of what he will say if I make the first move
>Same crush described me as "a manly-man who looks like a fixes cars and drinks beer" and it was meant as a compliment but it honestly hurt

Why cant I be a cutie?
Why must I be the big manly linebacker?
Do cute gay guys like this?
Im going fucking crazy

>>8095182
Oh don't agonize over it silly.
Make the first move, and let him get to know you.
Being cute on the inside and linebacker on the outside doesn't mean you're not a total cutie or a manly man. It just means you're both.
>tfw no tall linebacker bf to encourage to develop his manliness while cherishing his cuteness

>>8095208
Thanks.
Im trying not to think about it too much but I feel like a 40 year old pedophile every time (Im 21) I look at boys 18> who are qts.

Now I feel like a retard.
I should get to know them so that they know my "cute" side. Am I just a moron in love who can only see my own flaws?

>>8095229
You might be a moron, anon, but everybody mostly sees their own flaws.

>>8095277
I really wish I could believe people when they give me compliments.

It all goes back to the negatives.

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Seriously,why live if you are ugly and people will treat you poorly for the rest of your life for not having what others have had?

>get drunk with str8 friend
>thought we would be having fun, at least some quality banter
>he instead spent most of that time sobbing over his ex
honestly str8 men are the most damaged beings on the planet, try and prove me wrong

>>8095928
Have you considered he might not have been sobbing and depressing if you weren't drinking. Funny how depressants make people depressed isn't it.

How do I stop eating food late at night?
I always get really hungry and I think this is the reason why I can't lose anymore weight.
How else will I get an alpha muscle bf if I don't have a cute six pack

>>8096017
By going to bed early.

>>8095963
my friends never drunkcry. it's called bean a adult

>>8096116
I'll bean you, faget.

>>8089123
>What does everyone do?

I like to watch youtube videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgoOihBb78w

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How do I date normies? Every person I end up talking to on dating apps turns out to be uninteresting with a plebbit tier sense of humor and I end up hating them. Do I just bite the bullet and try going further with one or what?

>>8096928
>dating
>ever
>>8096707
>hey I'm special, everyone look at me!!!

>>8096928
>post pepe
>complain about normies
boi...

Tfw no qt to cuddle

>>8096928
nobodies normal
everyone's deeply broken in some way or another

>>8097625
same but vidya and lewd too

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>out drinking
>friends are being betas
>some thai chick comes hit on me
>"ey lads look even me, a fag, can get bitches while you dont and now im gonna fuck her"
>grab that thai to a cheapo hotel room
>cant get hard without sneaking a peek a some gay porn
>fuck for a while
>condom rips
>mfw going to std tests

Share stories of going full retard

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>>8097854
nice job anon

So I made a habit of looking through grindr, swiping guys on tinder for many years, every day, before I recently found my bf.
But now I realize this habit was kind of addictive and I have a harder time than I thought I would to quit doing it. Is this weird?

>>8097854
>meet guys on grindr
>condoms break pretty much half of the time despite using much lube and reapplying when changing positions
>catch stds because of this
I have no idea why

>>8097871
small/narrow lips are pretty hot

>>8098571
You are only using water based lubes right? Anything else breaks a condom

>>8098660
water based, natural lube such as coconut oil... no difference

>>8089561
One's purpose in life is subjective.

Off YOURself.

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I have a fetish for being in a shower room and getting dominated by a Chad as I eventually get my boypussy pounded by him and he teases me for not getting any girls.

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>>8097854
>having sex with women
>giving any woman attention

Sounds like you're the beta.

>>8098894
have some logic dipshit

The question "what is the meaning of life?" can be rephrased as "for what purpose do we live?" or "for what purpose does life exist?". And the answer to that is because your parents (and their's) fucked so you could live, intentionally or not. Keyword: live. And for this purpose new life must also be created.

Objectively.

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>>8098928
This sure is some right wing biblethumping hardcore retardation right here.

>>8098924
Every time I'm at the gym's men locker room and bend over to put my shoes on standing, and someone nude hunk passes me, I wish he would pull my pants down and start fucking me.

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>>****938
>no attempt at refutation
>ad hoem
This sure is some left with identitarian hardcore retardation right here.

>>8098669
Coconut oil is still an oil and will degrade a condom retard, you deserve AIDS after all.

>>8098957
Well water based lubes dry out in 2 min and still breaks the condom

Check mate

>>8098951
the fuck are you even trying to say

>>8098924
I have the inverse fetish. I just want to pound smaller guys and make fun of them for being a fag.

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>>8089123
>>8089150
can I have a bf that likes yugioh and lego pls?

>ask bf to come over earlier today 3pm
>he said he would consider it after his late easter dinner
>10 pm
>he hasn't texted me back
should I ask him or will I sound annoying

>>8098928
That's not the purpose for which life exists, that's how one's life came to be. You don't even make sense by your own shitty logic.

I can't come out. I'm too scared to. I hate seeing happy couples now, all straight, whenever I go to work (restaurant). How can I reach that place where I am comfortable with myself?
I don't know what to do. More years of this?

>>8099773
Nice try liar, but it's only 3 now

>>8099869
Engage yourself in places where you'll see gay people.

>>8099877
I am scared to go but I see your point. What are places besides campus LGBT group or bars? Inclusive sports? If they have

>>8099872
>merilards

>>8099912
www.gaycities.com/

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>message him anyway
>he hasn't texted back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgVc3p9b2YA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWyge9qsLeA

How do you feel about fatties? Would you date a qt chub?

>>8100845
Gross.
No.

Not fat, is like my one hard criteria. If you can't do fork put downs, it says a lot about how much of a failure you are as a person.

Missing old gaygen...

can we get a life update on what all the memorable old trips/anons have been up to?

>>8100927
no

>>8100873
This. And I say this as a fat guy. I was 212 and I,m down to 175 just by cutting down on food. I really need to motivate myself to exercise so I have energy and don't feel like shit. I am not even going to try dating until I lose at least 15 more pounds.

>>8100978

175lbs isnt bad if you're 6'0 or taller.

>>8100999
Nope. I'm a confirmed manlet at 5'8. With no extra muscle my weight would have to be around 145. If I notice muscle growth I will switch to just measuring my waist.

>>8100927
wouldn't need to miss it if we hadn't let the drama of a couple of people ruin everything

>>8100927
I don't know about most of them.
I know Ann and Red got bfs and left.

>>8100978
You'll make it brah.
You just have to keep going.
Ask /fit/ or mascgen for liftan advice.

Maybe not mascgen. They seem to like "thicc" guys.

>>8101022

the two biggest sluts got bf's

hard to believe their relationships would last long

>>8101038
I think they were the biggest sluts because they were the most attractive trips.

I think the others would slut it up if they could.

>>8101032
Thanks. I have no intention of getting huge so
it won't be too bad to slim down and maintain.
All I really want is to be thin, a little muscle definition would be nice . I have the feeling that /fit/ is basically get zyzzmode or die trying.

>>8101059
In my experience getting huge just happens on its own. Generally when you think about certain things.

>>8101059
I understand what you mean. For twink mode all you really need is low calories, and maybe cardio + body-weight exercise.

Definitely do squats though. Nobody wants a flat ass.

I'd start body weight squats now, desu. Higher body weight means more resistance means bigger booty, whenever you finish cutting.

>>8100927

Sure, I have a bf now and have one more semester before I get my B.S. in chemistry.

they all got boyfriends and moved on
or went to /fit/ or /pol/ or /hm/

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So I've lurked LGBT communities for a while and I noticed a strong pattern whenever someone asks "r8 me" or "how do I look?"

Asking cis gay people about how they look
>Get a new haircut brah, you'll look better
>Get a beard / Shave your beard
>Fix your fashion dude, XYZ will look good on you
>Work out / Lose weight
>Maybe pluck your eyebrows and such

Asking trans people about how they look
>Get a nosejob
>Maybe some jaw or chin surgery?
>Fix your ears and you'll look good

Why is it cisgays always tell you to do stuff that can easily be actionwhile trans often make you go under the knife?
I don't get it.

>>8101114
Post bf pics

>>8101120
>or went to /fit/ or /pol/ or /hm/
Any of them actually get fit?
or post nudes in /hm/?

>>8101128

Ehhhhh I could maybe post a lewd pic or two of his, but he doesn't really like his face being posted as much.

>>8101126
They're willing to take hormones to look like whatever gender they want. Surgery isn't out of the question, it's necessary to get the desired genitals.

It isn't a question of gay dudes being more sane, so much as being less crazy.

>>8101126
Different goals in mind.

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>this new guy on williamhiggins
holy moley what a qt. like straight from my taiwanese bara comics. AND he's a bottom bitch.

>>8101154
He looks like he might be retarded.

>>8101136
Do it.

>>8101108
Thanks. Goblet squats are on my list of exercises with my 25lb kettle bell. My biggest issue is motivation. I am in a weird place were I think I am aware of my problems but have difficulties overcoming them.

I hate my self tremendously and I am convinced that I am ugly and will never be attractive enough. It is impossible to tell how much is in my head and how much is real.

The only people (except Circe) that have told me that I am not ugly have been either close people that I expect to lie to spare my emotions or have been ugly themselves. Either sjw hamwhales or greasy obese neckbeards.

I have not entirely given up. It is just hard to bring myself to do much when feelings of hopelessness overtake me. I want to go to bed at a reasonable hour tonight so I can wake up and get some exercise in before work.

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>>8100927

Not much has been going on with me anon. Therapy has been working out for me and I'm on a new diet, hopefully i reach my weight loss goal in two years or a year and a half if i go to the gym five days a week. Should also be moving in with my bf to whom I'm going to marry by the end of the year.

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>>8101163
well every p2g czech guy on that studio does unprotected gay sex so they all probably are

>>8101167

http://imgur.com/a/LYd9L

>>8101199
>Tiny but not cute bepis
Nice ass tho

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>>8101199

That dude has a thick ass. Sex tape when?

>>8101183
>I hate my self tremendously and I am convinced that I am ugly and will never be attractive enough
If it makes you feel better I feel the same

>>8101231

He actually has a pretty decent sized dick when he's hard, he's bigger in girth and slightly in length than me I think.

>>8101232

I'm too lazy to really make a sextape, but he does camshows for fun and I might join him for some over the summer.

http://imgur.com/a/UyPn4

>>8101249
How old are you two?

>>8101270

I'm 27, he's 22

>>8100845
>vegan diets long term are terrible for the brain
Why does anyone still believe this? There's basically no proof aside from the humans brains originally developed better due to prehistoric people learning to cook meat

>>8101285
A lot of common things are probably bad for the brain. I'm probably slowly going retarded from breathing bad air.

>>8101285

I guess the argument could be made that it could affect them negatively if they aren't receiving all the essential amino acids and vitamins like B12, but yeah I don't think a vegan diet would affect the brain negatively in any way so long as they are receiving the appropriate amounts of nutrients.

>>8101274
How did you meet?

>>8101314

As dumb as it sounds, on infinitychan's cuteboys board. I saw him post some nudes and someone had asked him where he lived, he mentions my state, then I message him, we start communicating via email and hit it off really well. A month later when I'm home for spring break we meet up and get along really well.

>>8101311
B12 is the thing you basically can't get outside of supplements when you're vegan but the average person should be taking supplements for it too.

>>8101319
Too bad the only person in my area on cuteboys is a sack of shit that I knew long before I went there. That pretty much keeps me off that board so that I don't run into him.

>>8101329

Yeah that's why I mentioned B12 in particular

>>8101330

Ah that sucks, honestly I had been browsing cuteboys for awhile in the off chance of meeting someone, I never really thought it would happen, but by some fucking luck a qt happens to post lewds there for the first time and it just so happens he lives close to my home residence.

anyone have working discord invite?

I did something really stupid

>have crush on an old classmate from hs
>got really drunk last night
>got ahold of a picture of him from hs
>get great idea
>edit it with a filter
>upload it to his fb saying: "these were the good times, I took the liberty of editing it, it brings out your eyes even more."
>I fucking wrote this
>I uploaded an old picture of him to his fb
>I havent logged in since

How hard is it to disappear from the grid?

>>8101285

he was a raw food vegan for years on youtube but he never made much money from advertisements til' he gave it up and started eating hoards of fast food and now his videos consist of him eating lethal doses of food for everyone's amusement

>>8101368

>using fb

I avoid that place unless I'm spying on someone under a fake name.

>>8101249
>he does camshows for fun
make any dosh?

>>8101399
I honestly dont know why I have it, actually.

To fuck up and make a fool out of myself, I guess.

>>8101285
I've never met a not retarded vegan, so the math checks out.

>>8101429

He only just started about two months ago so he's not making that much, but he usually makes like $60-80 a show, he does it more for fun than cash, but it's still nice to learn a little extra.

>>8101368
Sweet baby jesus.
You need a no internet while drinking policy.

how many of you would consider dating a guy with a mild form of autism?

>>8101469
If you meet all my other standards, I would.

>>8101469
I have a bf with a more than mild form of autism so... but I think it's cute. It can get annoying sometimes when he wants to watch too many clickbait youtube videos

>>8101469
I am an aspie :/

>>8101490
High functioning aspergers is much easier to live with than mild autism

>>8101469

Autism doesn't exist.

Literally every illness/disease is caused by demons within one's own mind.

I've known people who have been cured of autism.

>>8101473
>>8101478
he's barely autistic enough to possibly qualify for neetbux. that's mostly what upsets me about him. instead of fantasizing about hippy plans that never materialize, he could learn marketable skills and get a job.

never asked him what kind/how bad. don't feel comfortable asking.

>>8101502
You can't cure autism, you can be perfectly functioning to the point of using it as an advantage but it'll always be there

>>8101319
>Go through these sorts of threads for meeting people
>Hate everyone because I'm a garbage person
>I have nothing to offer anyway
Sucks.

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>>8101502
*tips On the Origin of Species*

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>>8101368
Dude that shit is public and people will remember it.
Your only option is living inna woods to escape the death from embarrassment

>>8101368
Deleted all social media, move cities and never talk to anyone form your past again. It's the only thing to do.

>>8101497
well yeah, still makes me bad with people though

>>8101503
you should talk to him about it, at least to get an understanding of how it affects him

>>8101532
>this hit a bit close to home

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>>8101532
>friend asks why I walk with swagger when I'm around him
>was walking normally not changing my step at all
What does it mean?

>>8101518

everything can be cured in 4 steps or less...

1. Fasting (dry fasting or water fasting) for long periods of time

2. Meditation (do 4-8+ hour sessions at a time)

3. Get naked in nature (let the sunlight, water streams, sand/dirty/mud/grass... purify you)

4. Watery fresh fruits are the most perfect food source. Make them the staple of your diet.


Most people aren't willing to put in the effort. They must rather get chemo or take a pill that numbs them.

>>8101582
get help

>>8101444
How does one even do camshows for cash?

>>8101582
Why didn't that cure your retardation?

>>8101582
I do 1. and 2.
It does wonders I can't even explain it.

It makes me feel religious too despite not being it, a fun side effect.

>>8101594
>>8101597

Such bitter queens.

>>8101604

You connect to God when you do those 4 steps. Your body will realign it self, your chakras will open, you feel regenerated.

Everything in this modern world isn't in our true nature...it makes us all unhappy and diseased.

>>8101606
>Anyone that calls out my bullshit is a bitter queen

I'm pretty sure I read that method in some alt medicine book highschool. I did that for about six months before I gave up. The only good thing that came out of it was being really thin for a while.

>>8101606
no not reply to me ever again

special considerations for dating an autism?

>>8101624

If you did any of those steps you'd see results.
You got thin..that's better than being overweight.

>>8101633

...

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Whose the new guy at work? A fucking gay marine.. who is taller than me. And I think he's flirting with me. ;_; I But I think I must be the most awkward human on the planet. Let me grace you an excerpt of the convo we have been having..

>Him: So you told me to add you but
I can't because you have the security turned on. Lol
Me: Yeah it is only if we have any mutual friends
>Like I'm suppose to be friends with someone you know. I don't socialize with humans. Lol
Tfw
>That requires putting pants on, going places, talking. I'm not about that life most of the time.
I know dat feel
*send him a picture of the army "Born to Feel" wojak*
There u are
>Lol. Yes, perfect likeness
Ya I know
>It's the face I give people when I lose faith in humanity.
What face
???
>The one above that you sent
*send him a pic of my cat*
Oh the cat one
I understand now ha
>I meant the army one. I just now got the cat.
What
Do not recall sending an army photo
Why play these games, Chad?
>Well obviously I'm playing mind games to get inside your head to eventually bend you to my will when I start my world domination.
Ok brain :)
>But the true genius was pinky. But yes. Already have plans drawn up.
Ha
>I got to have minions so you as good a candidate as anyone.
Very thoughtful of you

Are we flirting or am I just being hard to deal with? I honestly don't know.

>>8101634
You're dating someone with autism or you are dating with autism?

>>8101647
he has it. i want to avoid any mistakes

>>8101646
H S T S
S
T
S

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>>8101634
Autists have a hard time with facial expressions, so your whole subtle communication with face can go out the window.
They hate background music as all sound blends together. So if you (like me) prefer having some low-fi hiphop slow beat in the background while talking about life and eachother on a beanbag while you slowly advance on one another while opening up, you can't do that.

They also really love the idea of 'the one true love', if you somehow manage to press the right button they are glued on to you like a mutant leech. You basically got free roaming after that in the relationship.

Also don't play any fucking boardgame they are good at if you want your dignity intact. I had an autist beat me in UNO every single time and I never ever beat him.

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>>8101154
>cutie?
The dude has a fucking unibrow what in the fuck he even looks like a mouth breather. He looks like one of those guys who itches their butt and then smells their fingers right afterward.

>>8101653
If it's mild or high functioning make sure to talk to him about it sometime. Most people with autism tend to have a few things they're really passionate about, and things that they don't like to change too. Just remember that he's going to have a completely different way of thinking about things sometimes which could make nit difficult.

>>8101634
depends on the person whether or not they have specific issues/needs

>>8101198
>zits
Jesus Christ what a disgusting human being.

>>8101660

What does that mean

>>8101645
I also lost a bunch of muscle. I would have yielded better results with exercise. You are like the guys on /fit/ that think lifting cures depression,dysmorphia and dysphoria.

>>8101662
That pic is just being a guy instead of a chick.

>>8101444
I never got camshows.

How do people even make money with them.
Where do randos even get to do them.

>>8101698
Some people like that's there's slightly more of a connection but I just don't get watching cams over porn

>>8101595
>>8101698

Chaturbate and it's gay equivalent, you'd be surprised how much money people are willing to spend on a camshow

>>8101768
>it's gay equivalent
name?

bf's house sitting for his sister who has a cute big dog and a trampoline and a hot tub

Gonna have the best weekend ever lads

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>>8101796
>trampoline and hottub
Her life insurance must be through the roof.

>>8101808

idk but my dick's about to be to the root if you know what i mean

>>8101782

Gaypage

>>8101818
>root
I'm sorry I don't know what you mean.

>>8101822
cam4 is better

>>8101823
He's gonna fuck a tree.

>>8101823
√dick

>>8101833
Does that mean you fuck clownfeet and sniff their shoes?

>>8101823

I'm gonna put my dick in him to the balls, cum, and then have it shrink to 2.44948974278 inches

>>8101846
That's weird. You're weird.

>>8101852

There's nothing weird about cumming inside of cute boys

~~~I love cock~~~
Doing acid tomorrow, first time ever. I did a hefty dose of shrooms/4ac0 dmt before, and have experienced ego death. Thinking of taking approx 400 mcg, maybe 300. I dont have a testing kit but its from a very reputable SR dealer, with people who have tested his shit, ergo I believe its lsd, and decent stuff. No clue if its 100 mcg a hit like listed, but im sure its decent.

Should I try 300 or 400 mcg for my first lsd trip ever? Will my experience with pschys before (5-6 times, 5g+ of shrooms, etc) help at all, or no?

>>8102231

Unrelated, but I'm not used to seeing microgram abbreviated mcg so used to using μg in chemistry

>>8102255
im high and couldnt remember if it was ug or uc so i went with the easiest thing lol

>>8102261

Well looking it up mcg is used in terms of medical information, didn't know that

>>8101646
I can't follow the conversation

>>8102231

Suck a penis instead

>install grindr
>to see what types of guys are in my neighborhood
>see one handsome fellow who is only 3000ft away
>older than me
>brown hair, blue eyes
>nice beard
>hairy chest
>looks muscular/athletic
>says hes a top
>start chatting with him
>we click
>exchange numbers
>he calls
>sounds so gay/girly
>i try to give him the benefit of the doubt
>we exchange names
>i search him on facebook
>to see if he's legit
>look at his page
>its full of before and after photos of his transition from female
>and sjw bullshit
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It should be against the laws for trannies to pretend to be male.

>>8102289
i want to suck a cock and merge into the infinite at the same time

can you imagine

>>8102299

>not wanting to pound literal boypussy

>>8102305

sounds pretty good

>>8102305
I've never had sex on acid, how is it?

How many of you guys shave your legs? I started in high school when I was swimming and kept on doing it because I liked how they felt better.

>>8102426
Pretty sure you can only get away with this until you're in your early 20s.

>>8101685
You're a girl on the inside

>>8102426
I do sometimes. It's a hassle to put a bunch of effort into it.

>>8103491

Oh ok. That is a okay and sooo irrelevant thanks.

>>8102269

Yeah Iunno I just am trying to flirt but I don know how

>>8101668
>>8101678
whatever, just admit he looks bara-esque

>>8102426
I trim my chin and pubes, and cut my hair

did you know body hair is a man trait and that gays like men

>>8101822
>gaypage
>has female & trans cams
kek

>>8091963
>he's 48
How? Why even are you considering this?

>>8102484

No. Early 30's if you moisturize. Stop perpetuating this myth!!

>>8101646
What?

I laugh in the face of emotion.

I can't help but smile, giggle, laugh when someone is emotional over something. It's not that I can't relate or I'm not compassionate or caring when someone is going through something emotional but I just find peoples reactions & response to things so funny. Many people over-exaggerate like cartoon characters. It's hilarious to me.

When my aunt died I had to cover my face at her funeral as if I was sad & mourning because I kept laughing in the palms of my hand about how many people were reacting.

The problem is people take it the wrong way, they think I'm being cocky or I'm an asshole because I'm not crying with them or allowing myself to be emotionally weak. What do?

>>8104408

>emotionally weak

I mean emotionally *vulnerable*.

>>8104408
Autism

I mean I can understand the whole not reacting like everyone else but laughing at others mourning is kinda some evil villain shit. But what do I know, I've only been to one funeral

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>fuck buddy comes over to make food
>fool around
>recently started having sex and he was a virgin so he's still awkward and uncomfortable
>still pretty great
>for some reason ask him to stay
>wakes me up in the middle of the night to fool around more
>don't know if it's because he's half awake or what but for some reason he's way less inhibited
>not only does he make me finish first but I come in my pants like a fucking teenager

I'm goddamned furious. He's going to pay for this.

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>>8103601
No, I have standards; something you obviously don't have.

>>8104485
I'm not talking standards
the mouth to nose gap is something mentaiko itto also does, right?

>>8104466
>fuck buddy
Why are you people so disgusting?

>>8104408
I don't know that I'd laugh at a funeral even I'm not that much of an ass. But I feel you on the whole emotional vulnerability thing otherwise. I don't laugh at people usually though. I just think it's kind of dumb.

>>8104492
As if I would let myself get in a relationship and willingly hand someone weapons to use against me. That's just asking for trouble.

Nah, straight up fucking and mutual animosity is better.

>>8104571
Future old man searching for twinks online, but gets no action because he's alone, old, ugly, and pathetic.

>>8104700
I don't plan on surviving to old age. I'm not here for a long time, just a good time.

>>8104408

Important question.. how old are you?

>>8104571
yet you jizzed in your pants over him lmao

had a kinda bad acne breakout this week after having clear skin for almost 6 months ;-;

>>8105175
Shut up. I'm already plotting revenge.

>don't get hard watching nude girls or lesbo porn
>get somewhat stiff watching straight porn
what does it mean

>>8105605
Do you look at the girl or the guy more? Or do you just like watching cock go into anything. You might just be a gay cock lover that loves cock and likes watching it fuck anything. Either way you're gay. Congrats

>>8106061
>Do you look at the girl or the guy more
dick going in and out of roast beef

>>8106118
You mention cock first.
Ergo you're a raging homo.

>>8106118
would you feel the same way if it were a guy's butt?

>>8104492
Why are you so bitter and jealous? :(

>>8106264
It's fun.

More people should be bitter and jealous.

>>8106166
then it gets rock hard and catches my interest even more
I'm just curious if my body wants me to try out roast beef

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>>8106288
but vagine tho

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I want all trans threads to be deleted and trans people on /lgbt/ to be permabanned and placed in concentration camps.
Name one beneficial thing they have brought to this board, they're just infested this place with their (((culture))) and isolated /lgbt/ from all the other boards.
Fuck, /pol/ used to be on good terms with us and now they want us all hung thanks to them. Please return to Tumblr where you degenerates belong, none of you will truly successfully transition.

>>8106378
I know it looks putrid but I bet it feels great to put benis in

>>8106381
take femfags and drags with you

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>>8106381
>/pol/ used to be on good terms with us

>>8106399
>Laughing-Meme-02.jpg
It's like you're not even trying

>>8106381
I think there should be a separate /trans/ board

>>8106391
can't imagine it's any better than a butthole

>>8106408
I never try.

>>8106421
I imagine a butthole is just empty space and walls, while a roast beef has lots of stuff in it making it more pleasurable

>>8106453
I've tried both.
Anal is objectively better

>>8106421
>>8106453
Bisexual cis male reporting in

Butthole feels better than pussy when it comes to putting my dick inside

However, pussy looks better, smells better and doesn't require cleaning or preparation so you can have nice spontaneous sex

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>>8106489
>pussy looks better
How much shit taste can one man have?
>bisexual
Well that explains.

>>8106453
Eh, there abut the same. Depends more in the individual ass/pussy.

Pussy has the advantage of not needing lube, and having tits attached.

Boipussy has the advantage of not being attached to a woman.

new thread
>>8106738

>>8091920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay_S8NjPEXk

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>>8095182
WHAT. Please do not change, manly big guy on the outside and sweet on the inside is 80% of the gay population's type.
I wish I had a deeper voice, I have to pretend not to sound like a 13yo on first dates.

>>8096928
Tbh I pretend to have a banal humor and interests because people on Grindr are either hideous or dumb and I'd rather hook up with the latter.
The solution is to look for gay people irl at geek events.