/gaygen/ Gay General: Ideal Bf Edition

>>8075214
what apps do you use to meet guys in japan, i dont think they use grindr right?

>>8075549
Middle Eastern/South Asian/North or South East Asian/Black/Polynesian with a handsome features, big beautiful eyes, full lips as well as an accepting loving and loyal personality

>>8075553
9monster

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ideal boyfriend
>pic related

>when your having a lucid dream and your bf morphs into your father

Jesus fucking Christ i did not need that image

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>>8075669
what the fuck dude

>>8075673
;-;

It scarred me

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>>8075684
i had a dream some alien thing broke into my house and i blasted it away with my ar. i woke up sweating, happened a couple nights ago

>>8075669
hahaha i've had that happen :'( :'( :'(

>>8075697
What does it mean?

>>8075694
I once dreamed of moving through a tower killing other humans with an alien laser gun

It wasn't video gamey enough for me to feel comfortable with it and it's one of the very few dreams I can still vividly recall

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>>8075766
jeez. i rarely remember my dreams so i cant think of any other weird or scary ones off the top of my head

>>8075785
Because
>muh white pol aryan ideal bf

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>>8075785
i like the uniforms and the tenacity of the waffen SS leave me alone

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>>8075785
Some people post pictures of the Nazi SS because they are >>>/his/ nerds, and not Neo-Nazis

I'm not a communist but the history of the Red Army fascinates me

>>8075669
Classic.

>>8073788
That's just true though.

>>8075785
>do you guys realize you would get shot on sight?
Ahh, the ol' Nazi gay detection goggles. Our greatest enemy.

>>8075549
>fit
>tall
>body hair
>masculine
>Christian
>bottom

These are actually all deal breakers for me.

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>>8075816
Islamic State doesn't have gay detection goggles either, but they still kill LGBT people and so did the Nazis. That being said I really doubt any genuine Neo-Nazi is on /lgbt/

>when he calls you muffin

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>>8075833
i really just admire the SS for how they performed in battle. my room is full of military memorabilia not cause im a nazi, but because i appreciate the history

>>8075845
>being called a disgusting baked good
not today satan

>>8075833
No, see, the joke there was the on-sight part. On-sight means on-sight, you see, so you would need gay detection goggles. And now you're up to speed on the joke you can enjoy it properly.

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>>8075845
>when he calls you puddin

>>8075852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q95t2ulrXW4

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>>8075852
I think the SS were garbage whenever they met any prepared opposition tbqh, but I still find the history interesting enough to keep a collection of my own pictures. You do you.

>>8075857
That's a really silly joke!

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>>8075883
ironically i sold most of my german stuff and put the money towards a recreation of a US marine in the battle of bouganville in 1943

>>8075549
>What does he look like?
anything
>What does he act like?
anything
>Are you willing to settle for less?
i'll settle for a corpse at this point desu

>>8075474
>He's not my boyfriend. I don't even know that I'd call him a friend. We just hang out and antagonize each other/fool around. Sometimes I fuck him. Hopefully that'll be more regular once he gets over himself.

wat

>>8075549

I already have an ideal bf and i met him here. To bad the rest of you losers won't even know what it's like to have someone love you especially the op of this horrid general. Lol

>>8076002
where do i find a bf here?

>>8075852
>i really just admire the SS for how they performed in battle
You do realise they lost, right ?

>>8075549
>What does he look like?
A bit athletic. Smaller than me is a plus, willing to go outdoors, smiling, masculine.
>What does he act like?
Curious, interested, like to cuddle and talk about stuff. We could play video games and talk about books together.
>Are you willing to settle for less?
Depends on the guy, really.

>https://discord.gg/R3MRSaA
What's on there ?

>>8075549
I'm not interested in getting attached.

>>8075965
Why is this so difficult to understand? You can fuck someone without liking them.

>>8076119
> You can fuck someone without liking them.
I can understand not wanting to get attached, I understand having one or more sex friends, but isn't it really important to have some complicity, some attraction ?

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>when you wake up from a drunken coming out confession to your gay best friend, your in his bed he has his arms around you and your first instinct is to cuddle in closer to him

fuck...im so happy...im gay

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>>8076077
>You do realise they lost, right ?
Different person but I'll never understand people who can't see the romance in that

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>>8075549

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>taller than me
>older than me
>more masc. than me
>treats me good but doesn't act like a timid puss

i think everyone should be willing to settle for less, my last boyfriend was younger and smaller than be actually.

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>>8076479
>romance
There was no romance in it. I like a good war movie, video game or book as much as anyone but generally there is no romance in war at all. Particularly the Nazis were just stupidly wasting the lives of many millions, their own people and others. They never had a chance of winning against both the West and Russia so what was the point? Well Hitler was not exactly a rational man. The only thing to celebrate is that it didn't go on any longer than it did.

>>8075549
>skinny but not pure bones
>goofy, nerdy, confident, passionate
I'll settle for just the personality.

>>8076535
mine is like this too. love him to bits.

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>>8076565
hand him over

Looks are everything for gay men, aren't they?

Don't even bother describing a personality. Nope, you just post a pic of some hunk.

>>8076537
You just don't understand the beauty of death and the lost cause. You're looking at this all very rationally and its painfully dull to think like that

>>8076166
I'm incredibly physically attracted to him and he isn't bad company. He cooks well. It's just easier if whoever I'm sleeping with doesn't like me.

>>8076588
>I'm above physical attraction
Let me guess: you're also not affected by advertisements?

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>>8076588
For pretty much everyone, not just gays, get yourself more hot redpills down at /r9k/ - reeeeeee!

>taller than me
>nice
>functions as a portal between the mortal coil and the collective subconscious of humanity
>employed
>good sense of humor

>>8076588
It's not everything,but the dating pool is much tinier that I'm personally willing to look over most things short of "is a confirmed murderer"

>>8076588
But pic like >>8076516 have a personality, though.

>>8076645
Pretty much this. Also low self esteem in general so I don't ask for much.

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>>8075549
I want him to look like this

Ideally he'd be a med school student or an engineer. He'd be the one who always helped kids with their homework/encouraged them to go into STEM fields while I always took them to fun things. We would always share a long kiss before I leave on deployment or a trip. Finally we'd have a beautiful house once we adopted some kids.

:(

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>>8076759
Or maybe like this

>>8076651
>what's your favourite personality trait, anon?
>Oh, I'm not sure. Kindness is important. Generosity too. Can't go wrong with confidence. But I think the best one of all is "hot guy holding puppies".

It's 11pm and I suddenly crave cheesy spaghetti.

>>8076825
I keep posting in the wrong general

>>8076516
wHO
IS
HE

>>8076851
a sas afrikan

>>8076627
it me

>>8076759
>Ideally he'd be a med school student
Oh man that reminds me of this time I had to go to the hospital and it was med student week or whatever so a bunch of them were doing shifts at the hospital. Cutest med student ever. Instincts told me he was gay but I never capitalized on it because seems fucked up to hit on someone as they're taking care of some vegetable.

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>>8075549
>gayface
oh no

>>8076900
im surprised as a faggot you don't know what gayface is

>>8076900
His face is actually pretty great, his nudes are mediocre as fuck though.

>>8076907
I don't care about your definitions, sorry
his face looks like a faggot's and it's vile
>>8076914
it's aesthetic yes but also screams "I suck numerous dicks a week"

Had sex on Thursday with a guy and last night with another guy and now I woke up with a sore throat and I'm terrified I have an STD. No places I can find that test for stds are open on sundays and I have work and school for the rest of the week during the times that they're open.

Am I gonna die of AIDS if I have to wait till Saturday to get tested?

>>8076961
Yep. God punishes sinners.

>>8076928
i know right? i hate gay guys, guys that suck dick are bad... wait a sec...,

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>>8076982
>guys that suck dick === guys that look like they suck dick
get it right

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>>8075549
>from the uk
>shorter/smaller than me >5'10''
>just acts like a normal guy
>likes the same sort of stuff (vidya, movies, toy collecting)
>someone who'll help me salvage something worthwhile from this smouldering wreckage I call a life
>as long as they had the same interests and were just themselves , I barely go out so my options for meeting people are very limited

chances that the right one browses gaygen let alone visits this place?
probably zero

>>8077000
i agree that OP's pic looks like a faggot, but he doesn't look gay or like he sucks dicks

>>8077034
>>shorter/smaller than me >5'10''
wow fuck you i thought we had something

>>8077055
I think I might be 6'
I slouch :(
Not much reason keeping your head up when you've got sod all reason

>>8077096
In that case I'd just make it. Barely. Tall guys who slouch are mega qts.
I won't be in the UK for at least another 2 years though so oh well.

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Then again I could also want a Josh Hutcherson type boyfriend. I mean, he's a little shorter than me (which isn't a must-have) but it'd be nice to be big spoon. I'm not really sure what job I'd like him to have but he has to have a high earning potential. Obviously I'd work hard too it's just I don't want a deadbeat guy.

>tfw 5'8''
I'll never be the big spoon. ;_;

>>8077474
I'm 5'5", you could be my average spoon

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>>8077176
josh looks like stivitybobo imo

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>>8077176
>>8077527

>>8077176
So you want a high earner bf with movie star good looks?

Honey, I hope you're pretty.

holy shit I love my boyfriend so much holy shit holy shit

sorry for the shit posting but I'm kind of drunk and have a lot of feelings I would call my friends and talk about it or some shit but I already tried that and they just told me to stop crying and go to bed

he's my best friend in the whole wide world and and he says he loves me fuck I'm so lucky man fffffuuuuccckkk

>>8077643
Fuck off normie

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>>8077643
th-that's nice anon i'm real happy for you

>>8077643
won't last anyways bb but thanks 4 bump

>>8077643
>This homo is moved to tears by his boyfriend

Ahaha oh wow. Still kind of cute though.

>>8077643
why are you crying if your so happy!

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>>8077643
DELETE

anyone in FL?

>>8077650
>>8077653
shit I bet you guys will find someone sometime too if I can pretty much anyone can. it's still kind of weird to hear him say he thinks I'm handsome and shit because I feel like such a damn lunk next to him.

>>8077661
shit shit I hope it does. he's been my best friend since high school.

>>8077666
>>8077667
shit sorry I'm kind of an emotional drunk sometimes but I'm really happy though>>8077671

>>8077696
Nobody wants losers, get real

>>8077696
nice
enjoy your qt bf :3

>>8075845
>>8075862
>when he calls you puffin

>>8077696
you sound pretty girly tbhon, no offense. that's cute though and convenient for me cus gay stuff doesn't turn me on normally but hearing your subby emotional affection for your bf is hot. talk about how much you love him more!

Seems pretty difficult to find someone to talk to and have a jolly old time with online. I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas.

>>8077734
Stop enabling him

>>8077753
Same but instead I tried talking to one person and they just blocked me so it just goes to show even if you do try it's in vain.

>>8077714
it kinda surprised me too but he tells me all the time that I'm not as lame as I think I am.

>>8077734
holy shit he's so cute you have no idea. even his eyelashes are pretty.

>>8077737
I'm not all that girly really I just get real emotional sometimes. especially if I'm drunk probably it's some emotional problem but oh well.

it's funny because I used to tease him all time when we were in high school about being a pretty boy. I was way int he closet back then and shit so probably I did it to make myself feel better about kind of liking that he uses lotion and gunk in his hair and chapstick and shit.

but holy shit I really do love him so so much. he's visiting family out of town right now but he comes back tomorrow and I can't wait.

>>8077779
If you have a bf, you aren't allowed here. This is losergen

>>8077753
Try being interesting instead of yourself.

>>8077776
Try not being autistic

>>8077790
I'm super interesting. I have, like, eight shirts.

>>8077779
Holy shit it's greaser anon! I was wondering what happened to you.

>>8077800
Same, wanna talk?

>>8077829
Depends. What colour shirts are they? I ain't talking to no red shirter.

>>8077837
Blue, black, and the like

>>8077848
And how do you feel about useless NEETs who just stay up all night posting stupid shit online?

>>8077867
Im going to become one myself. I'm a neet in training

>>8077902
>wanting to be a neet

>>8077926
Speak for yourself
(I never said I wanted it)

>>8077902
And how do you feel about scrabble?

>>8077951
Love it

>>8077786
shit sorry I didn't know

>>8077812
yeah it's me. i'm always surprised when people remember. I'mgetting kind of sleepy though

>>8077956
Wanna play?

>>8077931
seemed as though you did

>>8077951
I like scrabble

>>8077796
An impossibility.

>>8075845

>when he calls you daddy

>>8077963
I was implying it was inevitable you turd
>>8077960
Sure. I haven't really played scrabble properly before though, like with the points and such
>>8077965
Then at least pretend to be more interesting

>>8077977
Alrighty. Lexulous.com does it. I think you have to register and confirm an email. I'll be ready to play whenever you are.

>>8077999
Checked trips
I'll be on later

Why do people bother giving advice if their own life is in shambles idgi idgi idgi

>>8078054
Some people are great at seeing other people's situations clearly and give great advice, except for when it comes to their own life.

>>8078067
I don't think so, that person would have zero actual effective advice to offer due to an inability to remedy their own situations. It's one thing to be able to identify a situation, another completely to actually understand how to get past it in some capacity (and thus provide others with insight/guidance).

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>>8075549
>tfw no qt Rhodesian bf to kill niggers with

>>8078508
Tfw no bf to kill me

>tfw no egoist bf to kill spooks with

>>8078533
>iktf

>>8077034
damn hes tiny

>>8078792
If your cute you can kill me

>>8078806
but i want to be killed not kill

>>8075553
Grindr and Tinder. Population is low on both, but mainly because most Japanese are jammed further up the closet than my dick up their ass.

Ideal boyfriend

>nice head hair, but hairless otherwise. Idc color
>skinny and somewhat muscular
>complete bottom
>submissive to everything I say, but defiant enough to be honest. Ultimately, my word has to be law.
>intelligent enough to face off in strategy games with me, with kinky punishment if he loses
>cooks well
>not caught up in arbitrary rules and willing to lie on my behalf

>short (5'7" or under)
>otter to cub body
>submissive top
>cute-sized dick (around 4-5")
>loves when I sit on his face when I get back from the gym and make him eat my sweaty ass

a fella can dream can't he

So there's this guy on our group chat who is openly gay while the rest of us is closeted/bi

Pretty much everyone wants to lay this guy since he's a cute but there's one downside to him, he's chubby and actually kind of fat.

Supposedly he was in some type of depression and the doctor started him on lex so now he's back into fitness like he was a couple of years ago ( we've all known each other for atleast 10 years )

He has a 10/10 face so if he got active and made his body look better I would be on that like white on rice in a glass of milk in a snowstorm but I'm worried that he will give up midway and I'll be stuck with a chubby boyfriend if I go for him now.

Asking because we just got off skype and since he lost 30 pounds ( he probably still needs to lose another 50 ) he's gotten a lot more attractive so everyone is making comments about trying to get with him.

What do? Go for it and out myself as gay ( pretty much everyone is already kind of outed as gay but we know each other in real life and
and they know my family and everything so going for it is pretty much outing myself to the world. ) or wait and risk losing it.

>>8078818
I'll kill you too
>>8078985
>submissive top
What?
Tfw I fit the height

>>8079015
this is the weirdest post i've ever seen
i can't even process it properly

>>8079038
Tl;dr anon is a faggot

>>8079036

A top who likes to get bossed around

I push him down and ride him, tell him when/if he's allowed to cum, call him a good boy for being obedient, tease him about what a faggot he is for getting hard for my ass

you know, fun stuff like that

>>8076914
link to nudes pls

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How do I not go mad with power and fuck up my relationship? I am a boy btw

>just got a bf for the first time
>he treats me amazing
>loves to spoil me
>he will drop anything to cater to my whims
>yesterday I was feeling a little down so I asked him to drive over and make me feel special
>he ditched his friends and came over took me out to eat and bought me gifts.
>next day I asked him for 200$
>he gave it to me without even asking any questions
>a few days ago I had him clean my room and do an essay for me
>I barely do anything for him besides cook occasionally, and give bjs or give butt on demand

I am an incredibly lazy neet with weak will power . How do I stop myself from abusing my boyfriend?

Is this how girls live? Sex in exchange for literally anything they want? How have they not gone mad with power?

>>8079209

Start wearing jockstraps as your sole form of underwear

>>8079233
Explain

>>8079243

It'll please him

duh

>>8079251
I dont think he is into that.

>>8079267

If you're giving him butt, he's into it

>>8079277
just checked he is not into that.

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>>8075549
>Describe your ideal bf

pic related

>>8079376

shit taste desu

>>8079378

you too

>>8079447
i agree, there's much better looking middle eastern men than that

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>>8079462
But are they as rich as he is?

>>8075549
Ideal BF:
Short
Hairy body
Black hair
Blue eyes
Tiny cock
Gorgeous ass
Wants to fuck at least twice day
Romantic
Well-educated
Self-sufficient
Kind
Has citizenship of a western country and wants to marry

Zero faggotry, purely masculine. His voice better not be effeminate.

>>8079513
>Zero faggotry
I got some unfortunate news for you brah :(

>>8079512
tiny cock? Why?
>>8079513
How do i know if my voice is effeminate. I live in California. So I have standard California accent, but I dont have a particularly deep voice.

>>8079562
>tiny cock? Why?
To make me feel better and more dominant.
As a top I do enjoy bottom's shame for tiny cock.

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>>8079570
>tfw bottom
>tfw into small cock bullying
>7+ inches i never use but still ruin this fetish hanging between my legs.

Maybe I could get into chastity or something. BUt I would need a bf for that.

>>8079562
Just don't make it obviously valley girl and it should pass.

>>8079580
Lol no, you can still have a gay voice even if it's not obviously valley girl

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>>8079574
>tfw you're an insecure twinkie top lusting to lose virginity
>hooking up an extremly feminine shy and hot guy
>he says he's 100% bottom due to erection troubles
>you're encouraged and braver now
>like him a lot, he's clever, smart, reads music
>first sex time: he sucks your 7 inches, then drops his pants, goes on fours, and begs to fuck him like a slut
>after several minutes of passionate sex he finally gets hard, and you recognize a 8 inch fat monstercock slapping his belly
>mixed feeling of sadness, envy and anger flows through you
>telling him you're not in the mood and leave to never see it again

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>>8079626
When the tech becomes available I will donate my inches to you.

How many do you want?

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>>8075549

I'm new to this bf stuff, how often should you meet with your bf? I usually see him friday-saturday. Is it enough or? I'm apparently the one taking initiative all the time so....

>>8079015
Obviously this chubby guy wants to lose weight to get gangbanged by the whole group chat.

>I'll be stuck with a chubby boyfriend
you really sound shallow AF, and you'll be a terrible bf anyway

>>8080183
Are you two close? How far along are you together?

>>8080233
In proximity? About 40 mins apart

>>8079015
I hate everyone involved in this story.

>>8079015
everyone in the group chat is making comments about how they want to get with him - so there are other people that are actually attracted to him that already want him? if you 'get with him' now, you're taking that away from someone who is actually attracted to him, on the off chance he keeps losing weight and becomes attracted to you. not only that, but if he has a 10/10 face and loses weight and becomes super hot, he's going to be out of your league.

it honestly sounds like you're just trying to manipulate him

>>8080183
It's not a good relationship if it feels like you're booking a work shift. It's also not good if you're the one constantly taking initiative.

Find you a man who can return the favor and make you feel like you want to be with him all the time.

>>8080390
I've been looking for a bf for literal years and now that I've got my first I can take some shit for experiencing all the upsides a bf bring, but thanks for the advice.
I still have no idea if once a week is enough

>>8080406
>I still have no idea if once a week is enough
You'll eventually realize that this is the wrong perspective this entire time. Until then, enjoy a mediocre boyfriend due to desperation.

>>8080419
ok. thanks, I haven't felt this happy and fulfilled since forever.

>>8080406
it depends on what you and him want. there's no magic # of time spent together or whatever.

>>8076961
If you did a lot of deep throat, it's natural. I know I've left a lot of guys complaining of a sore throat.

GIVE ME A JOCK BF RIGHT NOW

>>8075549
My bf is pretty much the ideal.
Maybe if he went to the gym with me and shared more of my kinks.

>>8079626
>Not using a bottom's big dick as a convenient handle to fuck them harder.

>>8080486
They're all jock 4 jock.
Post jock pussy and we'll work something out.

>>8079626
Bottoms with huge dicks are hot, what the fuck are you talking about ? Just tell yourself it's proof he likes to be fucked all the more.

/gaygen/, my husband wants me to look more femmy and fuckboyish, which I'm totally on board with.

I am 24 and have a fairly twinkish body shape, have a moderate amount of body hair, and generally have to shave my face every day or two. Generally I eat pretty healthy and get a light to moderate amount of cardio. I don't have a specific regimen or anything like that.

Does anyone happen to have any tips on grooming, diet, exercise, or the like to achieve maximum fuckboy?

>>8080726
wtf does this mean, like femgen type shit?

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>tfw only can attract autistic guys

>>8080726
Lots and lots of cardio, eat little, wax your body hair, and maybe try and get a gayer haircut.
Not that I'm an expert, I'm a former cub trying to be an otter.

>>8080726
Cardio and but exercises is pretty much all you need physically. A real advanced skin care regime and twink hair cut are important to.

>>8080751
Don't pursue the autism.

I had a stalker that messaged me every day after a single date.

>>8080755
Nooo

Embrace the beef

>>8080770
Cute

>>8080774
Speaking of beef. Does anyone have pics of Ann?

I need this for reasons

>>8080774
I mean cub as in chubby, not muscular, I didn't have enough muscle mass. I'm actually more muscular now that I've lost about half the weight I wanted to lose, from swimming.

>>8080808
W A S T E D
A
S
T
E
D

>>8080726
try light makeup & trim your eyebrow in a feminine way; also cute piercings could be nice

>>8080751
>>8080770
speaking as actual autism, I'd be too afraid of bothering them so I probably would message at all

>>8080908
be my autist bf NOW

>>8080908
Well yeah, but it's not like there's only one variant of autism, and people react differently.

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>>8080926
if only it were that easy

>>8080960
well yeah, my sperg makes me really withdrawn

>>8080926
Hi

How do I not get a boner when surrounded by musky men at the gym?

>>8077176
tfw shorter than josh

>>8081114
Lift harder

What are your thoughts on balding and body hair?

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>>8081384
short hair balding looks okay, long hair balding is terrible. Body hair is awesome.

>>8081342
I can lift anything with my diamond dick from all the musk, yes

>>8081384
Balding I have mixed feelings about because I'm myself balding, but body hair is nice depending on where you have it and how it looks.

>>8079015
There are people alive in the world RIGHT NOW that are like this and functionally exist.

>>8081406
>>8081416
Thanks for the input. I am pretty hairy except for my back.

>>8077034
Jesus dude nobody cares. I hope you die alone desu senpai

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>>8081549
No one asked if you cared bud

>>8081549
ow that was uncalled for :(

>>8077034
I'm all of that but I live in the USA. What you probably forgot to mention is that they need a slim waist,full head of hair and no body hair,right?

>>8077034

>someone who'll help me salvage something worthwhile from this smouldering wreckage I call a life
>probably zero

sounds about right

>>8080908
The problem with autists is that almost every person with autism puts love on this massive pedestal, like its some kind of magical thing.
This includes the belief of 'the one'.

So the second any feelings kick in they become obsessed with the person, even if its on the first date, which leaves the other party incredibly creeped out.

>>8077034
>check
>check
>check
>maybe not toy collecting but otherwise check
>I'll try if you help me too
>check

what next?

>4 (you)s in like a minute
what's happening? I'm scared

>>8081629
m'yeah :(

>>8081633
even if I did get anywhere I'd probably end up fucking it up like that

>>8081576
He's just an attention-seeking tripfag who whines about how much he wants a bf but wants a perfect twink

>>8081670
4 (you)s is pretty tame when it's so easy to get them here on lonelygen

>>8081384
balding is always sad
however I love a nice shiny head tbqhwyf
body hair is what it is

>>8081700
Its been that way since the thread basically died.

>all autists care about is a romanticised idea of love
>all normies care about is a romanticised idea of sex
Where are the sane ones? Taken? Dead? I'll get into necrophilia if I have to.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>8081726
We are 5/10 so we are ignored.

>>8081738
>boys with ripped abs

Disgusting.

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>get grindr notification
>blank profile
>no name
>no pic
>1 message
>"hey"
oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why do people do this? i'm fed up of this mundane shit

>>8081837
>guy messages you and has pic
>he's below you in attractiveness (about 4-5/10) but you decided to give it a shot anyway
>he asks for face pics
>blocks you when you send
Faggots really need to lower their ridiculous standards.

>>8081738
meeeeee

>>8076785
I was more saying he both has a very cute smile and wear what might be a neo-nazi symbol. Which is a shame, really.

>>8081837
The point of "hey" is to get the conversation started. Basically just say "hi, how's it going ? Face pic please ?" and you'll be done.

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>browse guys on tinder
>match with almost every guy despite being really picky about looks
>browse girls on tinder
>like one match every 100 girl
what does it mean

>>8081932
Gays are hornier.
And also have lower standards on tinder than on grindr from my experience.

>>8075549
>Describe your ideal bf
I gravitate towards liking twinky and fem guys.
>What does he look like?
What I described above is spot on. Perhaps with the addition that he has a cute face.
>What does he act like?
Hopefully is able to joke around about most things like I'm able to. If he likes the same games as me and is into stand-up that is a plus.
>Are you willing to settle for less?
In some places, sure. I can put up with a little chub if their face is cute and I don't mind if we don't have all the same interests if they're pretty decent looking.

Am I being fair here?

>>8081768
I love a good 5/10 though. Y'all just aren't on any apps because of bad luck, insecurity, thinking you're above it, wanting to meet guys "naturally", etc.

So it's like gr8 job fucking it all up

>>8081960
I mean I only go for 8+/10 guys on tinder and match with most, while matching with basically no roasties

>>8082048
I'd say that's because on tinder people swipe right very easily. Having a match basically just means they consider you passable. It's after that you need to focus on.

>>8082048
Well good for fucking you

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>>8082072
>>8082083
but (I want to believe) I want a roastie, not a guy

>>8082048
Idk to be honest. But I'm fine with it. Dudes are just much easier than women. like a 10/10 dude is easier to hook up with a than a 6/10 girl.

I think it might just be the slut stigma+"Sexual selector" thing.

>>8080770
How's that any bad? Even friends message each other every day.

>Recognize the slut in the OP from top model
>sadwanked it to his live cams

He uses themoney for steroids

>>8082431
I might dislike my body, but I'd be damned if I ever do steroids. It's cheating, and it damages your body.

>>8082461
>It's cheating
No one cares if you cheat @ life friend, get over it.

>>8082302
>Even friends message each other every day.
past high school/freshman, not really

>>8082555
I care if I cheat about life, you know.

>>8082560
Everyone is a skype/discord group these days and shitpost to the community.
Also, I read massage.

>>8082580
I don't even know what you're trying to say.

How do you guys come around to actually hanging out with other gay guys ? I mean with or without any hooking up or dating.
I've always been really awkward when I know another guy is gay (never dated anyone, only had fuckbuddies so far, and I'm 24), and I don't go out that often (never beento a club for example, be it straight or gay).

Any tips on socializing with fellow fags ?

>>8082591
It's about personal values. I don't want to use roids because I feel this would undermine the efforts I do to look good.

>>8082641

I don't know, I act how an autistic straight sperglord does around hot women, except all the time around any gay guy and I'm gay

>>8082661
And it would also fuck you up real good.

It's so weird hearing the joke(hopefully it's a joke) about guys going gay since they can't make it with a girl. Getting a girl is the easiest goddamn thing in the world!

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>>8076627
>taller than me
how tall are you?

>employed
nevermind...

>>8082941
Yeah I'm sure the job market in Guadalajara or Bosnia is tough.

Are you from one of those?

>>8082431
>Roids
If he's that small after roids, he should demand a refund.

>>8082939
It's one of these extremes that so fucking retarded.
Guys going for guys because they're too shitty a person and/or to shy to talk to a girl, even though they aren't actually attracted to guys.
Guys transitionning because they feel life is easier as a girl because they don't fit a certain masculine ideal.
It's stuff you hear everytime on /lgbt/ and I'm kind of sad a portion of people actually mean it.

>>8082939
>Getting a girl is the easiest goddamn thing
Post gf.
If it's a tranny I'm going to laugh.

>>8082984
I got head driving a girl home from a club this weekend. I wish she was a man though

>>8082958
No, why?

>>8082939
This
I've been approached/blatantly hit on numerous times throughout my life by women ranging from 3/10 to 8/10, but I've never ever been approached by a guy. I literally don't know how people think it's easier to be gay. I'm still a virgin but I wouldn't be if I was straight.

>>8082005
I and others are on apps and sites and in clubs. We are so average that we blend in.

>>8083019
>>8083049
If you're at least average looking and straight, you should be able to pretty much accidently lose your virginity. I know I did.

Dudes are even easier though. If you have a smart phone, you've got access to all the ass and or cock you have time for. Even as a 5-6/10, you can get 10/10s if you're their type.

>>8083060
It doesn't take a lot to go from average to above average. Just do some sit ups and post a torso pic.

>Tfw nobody to lay in bed with you and run their hands over your hairy body while you watch anime together
Just started Serial Experiments Lain and am on episode 4. would be way more fun to marathon with a qt next to me

>>8079779
no he is mine.

>>8083049
yeah same, and i have a bunch of traits that people on /fit/ and /r9k/ say make me undateable.

>>8082983
its bc literally everyone here is either stupid or a troll

>aunt make the comment that it seems like I love my best friend
>spend the past couple weeks thinking about it
>realize I do
>he really likes anime and jokes a lot about how he's never going to love a human being

Not really sure what I should do. If anything. How would I even try and get with someone like that?

>>8083210
Is that all it takes?

>>8083937
Meant this for >>8083738.

All I have to do is touch him wile we watch anime or something? We're watching Berserk right now. Somehow I don't think that's something he'd want to be touched to.

>>8083951
Wtf well if he's gay then touch him. I'm gay and I liked to be gently rubbed and have my balls caressed without it having to become sex.

Do you guys lay in bed together and watch it? That's kinda gay unless you sit really far apart.

>>8083937
you should talk to him
anyone giving you advice to immediately get physical wants you to lose your friend and/or get gay bashed

>>8083981
>we take OP for being an actual retard who would just start feeling up their friend

>>8083969
I have no idea if he is or isn't. I accidentally found some pretty gay anime stuff on his laptop once. He was really embarrassed.

We're usually kind of all over the place when we watch anime since we marathon it. He likes to burrito up in blankets and lay on his stomach and I like to sit up. We're either on his bed or on the couch. Sometimes we sit pretty close to the point where we're either touching or almost touching. Sometimes we're far away. It depends. He fell asleep with his head on my leg once.

>>8083981
I ain't that dumb. I figured the touching part would come after we talk if I was successful. But I'm not good with words. I usually just say whatever pops in my brain without thinking and I get the feeling that won't work so good here.

It'd be funny to see him try and fight me though.

>>8084010
i've been posting here like three years now
had i not said something there was a solid 75% chance he'd come back in a week telling us how we ruined his life

>>8084021
what makes you not good with words?
i say stuff as i think it and i'm usually pretty good

>>8084060
I mean I'm not good at talking about my feelings and shit. I just don't like to. I've been told I'm too blunt before, too. My friend says that's what he likes about me, though. He's kind of shy until you get to know him. Otherwise he seems shy and timid. And he kind of is unless you get him fired up about a show or a game. Then he gives his opinion freely even when he's ripping it to shreds. It's pretty cute.

It's not as cute when I do it I guess though. I just don't see much point in telling people what they want to hear if it doesn't help. Seems like a waste of time.

>>8084021
It kinda sucks because it this is a timing/luck based strategy but like if you ever find him close to you, like the time he slept with his head on your leg, saying "You can lean on me if you want." would be pretty good. Say it seriously, but try to avoid too much emotional inflection. He is either gay and will take this opportunity to lay on you or will laugh it off and move away. Remaining emotionally neutral when you say it will allow you to act like you were kidding all along if he responds poorly. Also if he freezes up, don't say anything just to break the silence. Let him decide. Egging him on could backfire if he's not into it, but getting scared and saying haha i was jk before he gives an answer could mean missing an opportunity if he was into it but just nervous.

Are you taller/bigger than he is? If so this plan will also probably play into his gay anime fantasies.

Anyone got any cute gay skirts / leggings / socks / etc to recommend?
I wanna dress good to make this guy happy but I don't know what looks good and what's cheap.

Will share pics of me wearing if I like what you recommend.

>>8084209
>cute gay skirts / leggings / socks / etc
>cute gay
Anon you ain't gay...

>>8084182
That's a good idea. But shit like that makes him kind of nervous so I might wait a while.

He's not short but he's shorter than I am and really skinny. He's got tiny bones and shit. He's also not super physically strong which is kind of cute too. He went through this phase where he wanted me to show him how to work out and he could only do a few pushups and sit-ups. I wound up telling him he was fine the way he was.

He used to joke in high school about how he'd never date a 3D girl, but now he just says 'anyone' or 'people' or shit like that instead of he or she. I've kind of been wondering.

>>8084266
Wow. If he's not gay I'll be damned. The straight guys I know all say shit like tfw no gf. They don't leave room for ambiguity because straight people don't think about accidentally outing themselves. Being vague with pronouns is a distinctly gay/bi thing to do IMO.

Plus the idea of him wanting to work out and then stopping (has he given up?) just from you saying he is fine the way he is is weird too. Like, why would he take your consideration for his appearance to mean anything unless he CARED about looking good to you.

Don't go full retard, but it sounds like he is questioning at the very least. How gay was the gay anime stuff you found on his laptop?

>>8084312
He used to but now like you said he's started to be ambiguous. I only just started noticing it a few months ago when I was thinking about it myself, but he's probably been doing that a while before hand.

He hasn't given up, I don't think. I noticed a little muscle on him not too long ago but I mostly think he's doing bodyweight stuff. I told him if he wanted to work out to get healthier that was fine but he shouldn't worry about bulking up or anything because he was fine the way he was. It would look kind of unnatural with his face anyway.

It was pretty much porn or close to it. There were dicks.

>>8084232
What???

>>8084209
trons individual thread is to the left

>>8083738
wow fuck

>>8084414
You're obviously trans.

>>8084159
mayb work on that

>>8084426
I'm not. I want to cross dress.
>>8084444
nope

>>8084568
Ignore them. There is nothing wrong with being gender non-conforming. If you are thin and pretty then do it.

>>8083210
Ok, you got me. I'm actually ugly. No amount of exercise will help me. I have seen plenty of fit, ugly men to know this.

>>8084630
Iktf
>>8084444
Quads confirm anon is trans

>>8084589
Correct. Being trans is fine.

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>>8084705
Homosexuality is against gender roles. Better get those titty skittles.

>>8084751

Actually there's nothing more masculine than taking a thick hairy cock up your ass

>>8084802
Yaass gurl slay.

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My kingdom for a sexually dominant, but otherwise very nice nerd bear.

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had my first gay sex with some guy from the internet. Wasnt for me but glad i had the experience. Now I've started having a cold and I'm losing my mind thinking I may have HIV. t-thanks

>>8082560
>not really
Yes they do.

Seems like you don't have many friends to me.

>>8082302
Untrue even when I was in high school no one messaged me at all you fucker

>>8086143
Seems like you either didn't had many friends or they weren't close friends.

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>>8086170
Normie get out.
This is why I use people

there's a cute guy im super in to at uni, how do i tell if he is gay?

>>8086184
You don't. He's probably 99% straight

>>8075549
>What does he look like?
>>18-21 (willing to settle for 18-23/24)
>>Chubby (willing to settle for at least average weight or muscular - not slim or skinny)
>>Hairy (willing to settle for any level of hair or even smooth if attractive enough in other traits)
>> 5'9"+ (wouldn't take a tape measure, but noticeably shorter than I am is better)
>>Beard; thick and full or scraggly and patchy, all's good (no compromising)
>>Ear piercings/stretchers and manly tattoos (both highly optional and don't have too much sway)
>>Short-medium hair (or anything else, really, just so long as it's modest, respectable, and professional)

>What does he act like?
>>Not a flaming gay - comes across as a typical male (no compromising)
>>Reciprocates my affection and sexual attraction (no compromising)
>>Pure celibate virgin waiting for a relationship (willing to settle for non-STD ridden and looking for a purely monogamous LTR)
>>Atheist (or at least religiously uninclined/moderate)
>>Shy and nerdy (optionally)
>>Anime ya manga no daifan (preferable, but willing to settle if other abnormal interests)
>>Extremely intelligent STEMM student (willing to settle for at least reasonably intelligent uni student of any subject)

>>Also preferbly in East Anglia or London, but an LDR with any brit is good.

>>8075549
>ideal bf
Someone who exists

>>8075549
nice
cute
nice
yes

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>>8083738

>tfw no hairy qt will let you caress his hairy body while watching anime

Just kill me.

>>8086114
Did you use protection of did you go the retard way ?
Also get tested, and you could always take PEP if you're that scared.

>>8086478
Wya senpai?

>>8086615

Poland.

So probably far, far away.

Are you also into sports btw?

>>8086602
used protection, did give with oral without though. He reassured me he was clean for what thats worth. Its been about a week and a half, I assume its too late for PEP now

>>8086792
Did you get cum in your mouth when you gave him oral ?
If not then the chances of you getting HIV are pretty low. Still existing of course, precum and all that, but you really shouldn't beat yourself up. I know I had the same reaction after my first time.

>>8086892
yeah I did, I know my chances are low and I will get tested but man is the wait killing me

>>8086897
Well the chances are higher if you actually got cum in your mouth. And yeah I get your point.
Thankfully you can get tested earlier than before, now.

I'll do my first sex with a guy this week-end.
Any advice ? i met him on grindr , he looks good
What should i do ? and any advice ?

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>bf don't want to sit on my face when I finish
but whyyy. how do I make him.

>>8087054
Be clean & smell good; bring condoms & lube.
If no analsex is possible, well, there are ways to have fun ;)

You guys might know about this.

>Put tiny little "plug" in butt
>Put a vibrating thing on the tip
>Cum
>Butt hurts now for 10 minutes (and going)

This is so annoying.
Is it normal that your butt hurts after cuming?

Is it unusual to realize you're gay at the ripe old age of 22?

>>8087326
>not wanting your bf's bp on your face
what's wrong with him?!

>>8087594
git gud scrub

>>8088254
a little...

>>8088346
>what's wrong with him?!
I dunno, how do I get him to sit on me on my command

>>8088380
I dunno
say you won't suck his dick unless he does?

>>8088429
but I'd do anything for him

>>8088505
and yet here we are discussing what he won't do for you

>>8088254
I convinced myself I was straight until I was 24, and divorced.

>>8088254
i don't get how you would go through your entire puberty and not realize who you're attracted to

>>8088254
That is when I came out and broke free of most of the repression. You basically only have 3-4 years before your dating pool evaporates. Go build relationships while you can. Most gay men only go for guys younger than them or much older making it difficult to date men close to your age.

>bf admits he has a eating disorder
>Won't eat my cooking or eat anything when we eat out
>Basically eats a few biscuits and crisps each 24hrs
>Too nervous to hold my hand in public
>Refuses to come out to his parents or friends
>Also a longish distance relationship so we only see each other like once a month

but I love him, I love him so very much ;-;

how am I even supposed to help in this scenario? I just feel useless while he struggles and it depresses me

>>8088863
mfwn autistic anorexic broken bf REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

be nice, support him & talk a lot w/ him why and how his problem are coming from; is he out to your friends at least?

was going to write a post just now about how my new first bf didn't reply to my text in 8 hours and advice how to deal with the panic
he just replied me back and had a decent reason for not hearing back to me until now, phew

>>8088863
>eating disorder
just make him eat really fat food, the small amounts he eats
>coming out
do not fucking force this on him. despite the current year fags and breeders are not treated alike, regardless of what you think, and he probably wants to be treated as anyone else.

>>8088899
he's not out to anyone

he saw some university friends and he walked away from me and pretended we weren't together.

When I try to hold his hands in public if anyone is in range of watching he will push my hand away. At first I was very shocked and thought I was just embarrassing to be seen outside with but he said it was just nervousness which I can understand.

I wouldn't care about this stuff but I just feel horrible having to keep everything a secret and hide things from family, I want to introduce him to my parents at least.

I just worry long term, if he can't introduce me to his closest friends how will he tell his parents he is moving in with his boyfriend?

His eating disorder is obviously effecting him at university as he doesn't sleep and has no energy. He also looks frail and weak, not healthy.

But outside of "do your best to eat for me" I just feel useless, it's obviously not helping him.

I worry because I love him, I just want to be together but every turn throws up another issue ;_;

>>8089040
Does he love you tho?
It might not be related, but if he comes out to people, he might have a better health (less stress, etc.). So you should work on that imho.

>>8088924
>8 hours
try 8 fuckin' days... I'm dying, feeling so shit I want to vomit everyday (ok, he obviously broke up with me but I can't cope with that rn)

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>>8089123