Cis LesGen

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>>8086002

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>>8086002

I'm gay

>>8086002
>OP cover pic unrelated.
K bye.

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What does /clg/ think of this qt?

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>>8086008

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Reminder that there will be a raid until bump limit. (Newfags can't stand bump limits for some reason. Like they exist to be on page one. Attention whoring at max.) So exercise your right to REPORT and hide.

>>8086002
something nice

>>8086007
I'm not

>>8086013
>implying sage counts towards bump limit.

>>8086019
It doesn't bump the thread. I'm pretty sure it still counts in the total post count.

>>8086011
reminds me of the denial thread on /d/. are you a regular there or something?

>>8086011
wow, too qt

>>8086013
Everything's going to be alright

>>8086024
>/d/
CIS lesgen confirmed for, you know, liking girls with dicks.

>>8086025
Fall in love, you lose.

>>8086002
I played with Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon cards more than toys, but I did have a few models I liked to put together, as well as legos and bionicles.

I started watching arthouse movies and shit from cannes/sundance pretty young, but aside from that I liked anime movies and capeshit. Typical shit tastes

>>8086012
I am fine with this though.
>>8086028
You can be cis les and like Futa. They are only 2D after all.

>>8086013
Why can't we ever have anything nice, senpai?

>>8086037
Oh man I had so many Yu-Gi-Oh cards. I didn't know how to actually play, I just liked to collect the ones I saw on the cartoon. I didn't like calling my toys "dolls" so I called them "action figures".

>>8086039
We are the promised few, my love. And we will reach that promised land. If anyone sees Austria tell her we need the down payment on that island.

>Called out of work to get laid - didn't get laid
But she did get laid. Kind of. She got pucci and that's all that matters.

>>8086002
I loved Xena as a kid... I also had action figures instead of dolls, enjoyed toy cars and sports...
Really makes me wonder how it took so long to figure the gay thing out

>>8086045
I mostly played against myself. I recently got back into it after getting Legacy of the Duelist on pc and ps4.

What kind of action figures did you have?

>>8086045
Where is Austria? Did she abandon us too?

>>8086046
She said her hymen was intact. That's no bueno.

>>8086050
Right? I was so fixated on the women on tv. It's only now that I understand what that tingly feeling was. Are you gonna watch the Xena reboot?

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>>8086057
If it's any good, but I'm not keeping my hopes up.

New Xena will never be as good as Lucy Lawless anyway.

>>8086062
It's gonna be actually lesbian tho without subtext.

>>8086051
By action figures I mainly mean whatever came in my kid's meal. I'm guessing you play other tcg. I want to get back into magic. But are they any others I should know of?

>>8086066
I actually have just played those two. I've been thinking about trying MTG, though.

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>>8086066
Actual lesbians in exchange for feminist propaganda and bullshit remake gimmick made to capitalize from the corpse of a previous show.... not sure if want...

I really hope I'm wrong though...

>>8086002

I never really grew out of cartoons. Got into mechas later from watching 90s Transformers of which I owned many figures of, particularly Beast Wars and it went on from there. Xena probably started a lot of things with me though I fixated mostly on Callisto.
Most of the music I listened to before babby's first winamp playlist was when I watched MTV, so most of TRL's top 10 are comfort listens and many video game OSTs.
I think I had zero influence from movies because I did not watch many.
As a kid I had a reoccurring dream of traveling some world that wasn't Earth with another woman. I think we were explorers. Those and flight discovery dreams were my favorite.
My first crush was a drawfag in Grade 7

r8 my gay

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You 'member?

I 'member.

>>8086072
Let's start together, it's hard to find someone who wants to take it up at this point in life. Steam?

>>8086073
They are probably aware that this is an iconic show. But if it turns out to be shit - you always have the original.

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>>8086002
>childhood toys
I had this little green bad full of little toy cars. The kinds you get at pharmacies and in hot wheels packs. I would usually play like they're in a derby on the dining table. My favorite car was this yellow honda, because when I was a kid I played Need For Speed Underground 2 and my main car was a Honda Civic.

>dreams
As a child, I believed that good and justice always prevailed. I wanted to become something related to law so that I could help the people. I learned that wasn't the case, and replaced that dream with seeking and revealing the truth about our world via written world. After winning a little trophy and being part of a little exclusive trip to USC Journalism Day, I learned that journalism is largely sensationalist bullshit. My dreams as a kid just didn't pan out.

>movies
I'm not much of a movies person. I've seen every disney movie, a bunch of musicals. I unironically enjoyed Face/Off.

>music
Rock and metal are the meat of my playlist. Game OSTs too. Other than that I can stand to listen to anything except straight up noise, house, smooth jazz, and bluegrass. Music helped me a lot through sad times, Rise Against (dirty liberal punk rock) and Streetlight Manifesto (third wave punk ska) really pulled me through dark days.

>first crush
In elementary school I had two people who were nice to me. One of them was a pinoy girl named Ashley. She was nice to me even though most people weren't, and even when I was moved to honors classes in 3rd grade, she still sat next to me on the bus ride home from school and talked to me. In 5th grade, she fell asleep on the bus and I was staring at her face for some reason, and I felt compelled to kiss her cheek or something. Just as I was strongly considering doing it, she woke up and I was embarrassed as hell. I didn't know that was a crush until later, and I didn't realize I was gay as hell until 7th grade.

>>8086053
She's not constantly here. Sometimes she's in the hospital. Sometimes she's just fucking around elsewhere. She's the crown jewel tho. She's the key to keeping myself in power.

Halp lesbros.
So i didn't start masturbating till i was considerably older in life. Never had to. Dated a dead fish girl, had to learn to. But its been something like seven years sense the last time i made the gf mistake. But i just realized... I cant multiple orgasm any more!!!?!?!?? Like i can only get like one at a time! I for some reason cant get them back to back anymore!! Is this me dying??? No seriously though. The hell is going on here?

>>8086282
No idea, sometimes I can get five in a row
sometimes I can only get one
I'm going on 30 this year, I'm hoping it's not an age thing

>>8086298
DEAR GOD?? Is it? I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY ORGASMS! I like those!!!

>>8086007
>>8086017
Uuuh...
Good for you?

>>8086053
>>8086115
Austria reporting in, I'm sorry anons, I'm skiing with my family for a week. I'll still be checking in occasionally.
Also my sister decided to share a room with some friend of hers instead of me, feels bad.

>>8086346
What if shes trying to get lucky? Aren't you happy you cant be there to ruin that for her?

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>>8086073
I had the hugest crush on her stunt double
>she played herself in one of my favorite movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZoCaL7HIo

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>>8086346
Forgot picture.
So, how is everyone doing?

>How gay were you without realizing it?
Pretty gay. I kinda tried for a while to tell myself that my obsession with beautiful girls on TV or in real life was just adoration (or jealousy), but not very successfully. And then puberty came, with its bag full of hormones, and I was pretty much done for. Hard to argue you're just innocently admiring another girl's beauty if you get off to her constantly.

>>8086357
Get lucky with a (very much straight) friend of hers she sees maybe once a month? No, I mean I see how my sister is alluring (duh) but not "turning girls everywhere gay" alluring.

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>>8086364
Im sorry it was all about renee for me

>>8086369
What if shes under cover les with her friend and thats why they HAVE to see each other? I mean if i dont see people in a wile it just fizzles away. But i need to cover up the fact that im sleeping with some women, then whatever it is everyone makes up in their heads will do as a good cover

>>8086380
If my sister really had a secret girlfriend she'd have to see her much more than once a month.
And she definitely couldn't keep it quiet for even a week before telling me.

>>8086037
Sounds like me, only I didn't watch arthouse movies back then.
At some point later I also realized that Sailor Mars might have been my first fictional "crush". I was totally into her as a kid, but didn't realize the implication.
My first proper crush was a grill I went to school with when I was 12. Thinking back, she wasn't all that nice, but my hormones didn't seem to care.

>>8086388
The first girl I ever kissed was a Belgian student I met at a language summer camp in Oxford with 15. She's probably the reason I have a huge thing for redheads, and she tasted like strawberry lip gloss.

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>>8086385
Lel. You guys that tight huh? I wouldn't know i dont have any sister's.
Do tell me more.

>>8086369
>how is everyone doing?
really good, broke my 5 year dryspell and she wants to introduce me to her parents so I'm thinking I officially have a gf now

>>8086398
I mean, yeah. We're best friends basically. I'm way closer with my sister than anyone else I can think of.
I always figured sisters should be close, especially if they're around the same age anyway. Obviously it's still different for me but generally I think that's pretty normal.

>>8086399
Oh, congratulations anon. Be good to each other. How'd you meet?

>>8086409
I creeped on her for about two months in a salon before working up the nerve to ask her out
>she knew, she knew the whole time

>>8086053
>>8086346
She will join the alternative lesgen with the others and leave us out in the cold any day now.

>>8086369
Nice mound.

>>8086413
That's kinda cute.

>>8086421
I didn't even know there was an alternative lesgen. Are they heretics? Thread war when?

>>8086409
Truth be told i wish i understood that dynamic a bit more.

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>clg

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>>8086426
I'm not sure there's much to understand really. Siblings are close, best-case, and sisters even more so.
Not as close as I'd like to be, obviously, but still.

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>>8086425
>That's kinda cute.
I lucked out bigtime by her thinking the same thing
>Are they heretics?
you see, this is why you're the best

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>>8086397
I have a weakness for redheads as well - although I prefer dyed red hair to natural ginger hair.

>>8086434
>tfw she's using my reaction pic again

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>>8086442
>tfw no Sisters of Battle gf
You're the best too anon.

>>8086444
I really like the darker hues, auburnish going nearly into brunette. But turning lighter in summer, maybe throw in a few freckles and I'm done for.
And yeah, I'm embarrassingly lacking in siscon reaction pics.
Unless you count all the Elsanna.

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>Masculine vaginas

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>>8086481
nothing wrong with that

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>>8086518
those are abs

>>8086518
>ywn wear her thighs as earmuffs
Why live

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>>8086473
>I really like the darker hues

Same, which is why I prefer dyed hair. Dark red hair a best.

>And yeah, I'm embarrassingly lacking in siscon reaction pics.

I'll make sure to continue looking out for them.

>>8086543
Definitely agree, though a lot of girls dye their hair in an unnatural red, either too flashy/light or too dark. But if it's done right it looks amazing. I've been kinda thinking about dyeing my hair a little bit more reddish. I have a bit of a red streak already but not too noticeable.

>I'll make sure to continue looking out for them
Thanks anon. You're so good to me.

I think the universe is trying very hard to stop me from being into my sister, I've met half a dozen incredibly cute redheads in the two days I've been here. A qt redhead literally crashed into me on the slopes today, and said she'll make it up for me tonight and invited me to drinks at basically the only decent bar here. Oh boy.

>>8086551
>>8086641
Yeah, I dislike flashy shades of red as well.
I've had red hair for a while now, and some of my friends like to make fun of me for looking like the kinds of women I'm into.

>she'll make it up for me tonight

Wew, you better bring dental dams with you.

>>8086650
Just tell them that's to make masturbation more passionate, that'll shut them up.
Really though, couples who look kinda alike are super cute. I-it's totally not my sister kink coming through again.

>Wew, you better bring dental dams with you
Pls anon, I wouldn't be needing those, she would.
In all seriousness though I'm not really the kinda girl who just hooks up with chance acquaintances. Not because I wouldn't want to, I mean, it's just not something that happens to me. So I'll just try to have a nice, relaxing evening with her, not spill my spaghetti too much, that kinda stuff.

>>8086704
Well, one of my friends has told me she bought a costume for her vibrator, so I'm not sure masturbation talk would scare her away.
In real life I've never dated a qt ginger, though. ;_;

>it's just not something that happens to me.

It could happen tonight.

>>8086723
>a costume for her vibrator
What. Because now I'm imagining girls dressing up their toys in different Sailor outfits.
You should definitely date a qt ginger. I'd let you borrow mine but she's off limits. Also I'm going to Edinburgh in August, lots of qt redheads there right?

>It could happen tonight.
Well, I mean, I wouldn't mind getting laid again. But on the other hand I still feel weird about one-night stands, plus my sister being around gives me all sorts of guilty feels.

>>8086732
It was a mini tuxedo, typically used to dress up plush bears.
I'd love to date a qt ginger, but alas, I haven't found a fitting one yet. Edinburgh is definitely packed with qts either way, though.

Feeling guilty because you'd be cheating on her?

>>8086752
I've been to Edinburgh once before but I was 15 and with my parents (and a gangly teenaged chestlet) so I didn't do much exploring, sexually or otherwise. I'm definitely excited though, the Fringe Festival is supposed to be amazing.

Yeah kinda. I mean obviously you can't really cheat on someone you're not involved with romantically but it still feels that way.

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>>8086006
Does anyone else look at stuff like this and just feel depressed? Like, she has to know she's ugly. She must know it on some level because there's only so long you can hide in the shadows until the sun finds you. I wonder if someone bought her that top to try boost her confidence. To try cheer up, because even though she's ugly, they love her and want her to be happy.

Why the fuck is an ugly girl in a stupid shirt making me cry?

>>8087008
You're probably starting your period.

>>8087008
>how tranners feel all the time

>>8086076
LeL! I sooo member. Was that really that long ago?

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>>8086002

>mfw OP calls me a good girl.

Do I get a headpat?

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>>8086037
Still got any pokemon cards, anon?

I gave away most of my common cards to younger kids when I was about to graduate elementary school, but still have my book of holos and a few normal rares.

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>>8086076
I was so excited when I got this little piece of shit.

>>8086364
>Zoë Bell's fan.
>Death Proof's fan.

What are you doing on the nazi thread? You sound like you're good people.

>>8087537
I have that same Pokemon card holder. Post your best card.

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>>8087537
Do lesbians like boy things because they're secretly tranners or because they're repressed FTTs?

>>8088291
Yes

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>>8087537
Do ya'll remember

>>8087080
It was back in like 1999 or 2000. You know, back when the very first movie came out.

>>8088437
Oh shitz. I think I have that one in my collection.

>>8086399
A Korean with openly gay accepting parents? You got lucky desu.

>>8088438
No boo boo. When it turned into a thing on 4chan. Its was funny. And awkward all rolled into one.

>>8087008
Kek think about that she may have got it herself. And unattractive people surprisingly always have someone.

>>8086641
The universe wants you to live out your fantasy innocently. Also, we're getting married whenever you turn 25. For political reasons. But this will probably be a polygamist thing. So you can have your redhead, the German, AND your sister.

>>8088306
Secretly MTT tranners*

>>8088509
Yes, this too.

>>8087008
i think she looks self ironic. i like her

>>8086399
So it's confimed. She's no longer a virgin. Deets.

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>>8088261
I sold my most expensive card. It was a digimon card I got $40 for. Nothing I have right now is worth much, but I guess Blastoise is bretty cool.
Post your best one, anon.

>>8088437
Chekkit.

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Today, for the first time in a long time, I got the good hhhhnnnng feels looking at qt pics and vids of qt grills.

I think I'm gonna make it anons

>>8088437
oh sheet this brings me back. It was so shiny I could stare at it for a whole day

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>>8088645
You're gonna make it, Pepe.

>>8088613
My older sister was the one with the pokemon cards. I would grab her binder sometimes and just stare at all her cards. Brings me the fuck back. I had my own, much smaller collection. When she stopped collecting I remember excitedly pulling the cards from her portfolio into mine.

>>8088495
Austrianon amassing waifus by the day.

i'm so fucked up

>>8088495
>live out your fantasy innocently
I mean. My fantasies tend to be innocent most days, kinda.
>getting married whenever you turn 25 for political reasons
What reasons would that be? I'd say we wait until my mother loses it but I'm afraid she's going strong. But me living in a gay polygamous marriage would definitely nudge her further towards insanity.

>>8088692
Really, I wish I could get girls to fall for me as easily IRL!

Speaking of which, I had drinks with that girl who tried to murder me on the slopes today, turns out she's 31 and I swear she looks younger than me, fucking hell. Apart from seething with jealousy I had a really fun time though, but all just innocent flirting and chatting nicely.

>qt will be gone for the rest of the week
>have been extra horny these past couple of days

Why oh why do such things happen at the same time?

>>8088710
why anon?

>>8088718
>she's 31

Oh my God Austrianon you have to fuck that girl.

>>8088736
If you think that's bad, have your ovulation sync up with her period. Ugh.

>>8088718
Your mother, my mother-in-law, will have many daughters to care for her now. As for political reasons, I plan to stay in power and care for my beautiful afab lesbians. Rivals may appear. That's why you are the perfect symbol for our people to rally behind. To strengthen our regime. Plus I might get to tie you up at some point and I know you'd watch frozen 2 with me.

>>8088692
I set my sights on her as soon as I realized she had mad cash. Twas inevitable like true love is.

>>8088710
Explain.

>>8088751
Having a holiday romance is such a cliché though.
I mean she is beautiful, and seems really nice. But I feel like a little girl. Like she's here with her company on some sort of srs bizness thing and I'm on vacation with my parents.

>>8088753
So I'm just a convenient figurehead for your éminence grise government? I'm shocked anon. Shocked.
But getting tied up and watching Frozen sounds promising, admittedly. Decisions, decisions.

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>>8088613
W-wanna trade me that Gyarados for my Dragonair or Mewtwo?

>>8087448
Sure. With gloves. You weebshit.

>>8088803
>So I'm just a convenient figurehead for your éminence grise government? I'm shocked anon. Shocked.
I know who is already in your heart, my dear. I won't pretend I could ever hold real estate. So I will keep you at a distance. Unless it gets cold while on that couch then I need you pressed against me.

>>8088854
But anon, my heart is overflowing with love for weird lesbians, enough for you and my sister-wife. But of course we can keep this strictly professional with the occasional session to boost party morale.
Also I'm having one of those rare moments of clarity when I realize that fantasizing about marrying my sister is probably a little bit weird.
I sure hope it passes soon.

>>8088864
We'll be busy operating the party, no doubt about that. If we ever touch base outside of our social engagements, with sex long overdue, I promise you I'd be overly aggressive because of pent up jealousy and desire for my wife.
>moment of clarity
Quick! Get drunk!

>>8088752
Happens to me all the time. I'm at my hornyest during my period.

>>8088942
>with sex long overdue
Well, if I'm not even getting laid regularly when I'm Queen of a lesbian island, what's even the point?
>Quick! Get drunk!
Hah, I actually had a couple of drinks with said woman, maybe that's why I'm all morose about it now. Eh.

>>8088969
Seriously? I'm super horny for like two days before (that's actually my easiest way to tell it's about to start) but not so much during. I mean, kind of but I also feel unsexy and bloated and it kinda kills it.

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>>8088972
>Well, if I'm not even getting laid regularly when I'm Queen of a lesbian island, what's even the point?
I meant for me ;_;
While you have multiple wives and consorts - I will only have one.
>I actually had a couple of drinks with said woman, maybe that's why I'm all morose about it now. Eh.
Better have sex with her to clean off those emotions!

>>8088998
Ohh. Whoops.
Of course I'd do my best to keep you satisfied, regal duties and all that. Noblesse oblige. We'd have to keep up appearances though, you can domme me sore in the bedroom but in the throne room (because, of course we'd have one) you have to sit on my lap.
>Better have sex with her to clean off those emotions!
What, with redhead woman or my sister? I was referring to getting morose about the latter.
Also redhead woman walked me back to my hotel and then we split up, I don't even know where she's staying so it's not like I can drunkenly knock on her door now.

>>8089030
Whyyyy - you were looking at your phone, weren't you. Ignore the autism here and live our dreams. Your job is to delight us with your tales of conquest and decadence.
>you have to sit on my lap.
Eh. How tall are you. I'm not very tall but I do weigh more on account of muscle mass

>>8088969
I'm hornyest at the start and during ovulation.

>>8089030
Knock on all the doors until you find her.
It will be an adventure.

>>8089051
I like to think I was pretty charming actually, at least she smiled and laughed a lot and called me "adorable". Which sounds much less condescending in German.
>how tall are you
Scratching on 1.70m on a good day. I'm a total lightweight though. Not in the sexy lithe way, more in the "sick and sometimes I forget to eat" way, aha.

>>8089063
It's a small alpine village, that'd probably get me shot at.

>>8089101
Then your lap couldn't handle these thighs, my love. I believe you were nice but I can't believe you wouldn't try to score. Fucking privileged types. They're to busy thinking about licking their sisters to see the women being flung at them.

>>8089174
Don't get mad at her, Anon. She can't help it. Can't you see Austria is in emotional pain over what she cannot have?

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>>8089051
Yeah, I'm really sensitive during that time.
Sometimes that's also the case a few days before and after.

>>8089101
>1.70m

Austrianon, last time your sister was that height and you were 1.65m. Wearing heels doesn't count.

>>8088841
>dragonair
>non-holo
Plz.
I have mewtwo already. Gimme dat giovanni persian.

>>8089174
I guess you'll have to sit on a separate seat then, next to my throne.
And I'll have you know I'm not thinking about licking my sister, what kinda pervert do you take me for?
I'm thinking about her licking me.

>>8089193
I actually had my passport renewed two weeks ago and officially I'm 1.68m apparently. My sister is still noticeably taller than me though. Or maybe it's just noticeable to me because of the eternal little sister complex.

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So i went on a date with a qt3.14 last night, we couldn't make the movie we wanted to see, so we went to a few bars and had a some drinks.

one of my better dates i managed to keep the awkward pauses to a minimum and we made out.

should i send the "i had a good time last night" text or wait for one?

Austria are you in that Frozen thread on /u/? I have a feeling that you're the one who recommended Min Soster Bursdagskake, and if so, thank you. That was the weirdest, saddest thing I've ever orgasmed too

>>8089429
I am but no, I didn't recommend that, haven't read it yet. I take it it's good then, huh. I just know about the Forkanna fallout from after its happened.

Also good night anons, I have a long day of skiing ahead of me. See you tomorrow. <3

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>>8086002
Does /cis-dykegen/ read manga?

>>8089562
Every girl(penis) reads mango. So, of course we do.

>>8089210
Are you saying you're a sub that doesn't use her mouth?

>>8089329
Send her a text. This isn't high school.

Am I bi if I like traps

>>8086002
>Childhood toys:
I wanted to be the red power ranger so i had the whole suit/mask wore it everyday almost. Lego, lincolin logs, cap guns, barbies. We LARPed a lot, all the kids on the street came over and we would play stupid shit like Oregon trail, cops n robbers, waterworld.

>movies
Beauty and the beast, dumb and dumber, terminator 2, starwars, star trek, batman, beaches

never really been into music

>and your first crush.
kirsten dunst in little women or my 2nd grade teacher

How gay were you without realizing it?
beyond

>>8090179
Oh man. LARPing was so easy as a kid. I miss just being able to get lost in your own imaginations. Anyone remember playing the old PC games like oregon trail? I played one like that where you journey into the amazon. Then there were the magic school bus games. A friend gave me her copy of Majesty. That kept me up all night.

>>8090251
Oregon trail 2 was my favorite game, my grandma was the computer lady at the library so after school i would go play that and Snapdragon underwater adventure till she got off work. The clue finders math learning thing, zoombinis.

Yeah LARPing was so easy looking back its quite funny how dark things got.
>Playing witches
>who wants to be the slutty drug addict cat

>>8090083
Stap it.

>>8089200
Deal.

>>8090939
about 32 more, I guess.

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>>8086428
>that 2-0 to 2-3 loss on Sunday

THE PIECES FIND A WAY

>>8091007
What does it mean. Are they still in it? Why is league so trash that fucking new pair of Champs has to be the ugliest, worst designed, shoehorned nonsense ever.

>>8090445
Yeah we rp'd super heroes. I was always Spider-woman or Rogue.

>>8091055
Means they cannot win or even place for the Spring Split Championship. It's actually impressive how much they threw 3 times in a row. Guess I can still root for C9 and Hai and friends, though.

Rakan is a smooth motherfucker and good champ design.

Xayah is forced and you can tell she was the afterthought, despite being supremely qt. Both are still pretty fun to play though, at least on the PBE.

Not every release can be Jhin, after all.

>>8091055
>>8091007
are lesbians better are league than straights?

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>>8091117
>Rakan
That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. If you consider that "smooth" you better go back to hetdom.

>Xayah
Same thing. Edgy racist birdo. No wonder League is dying.

Would y'all date a skinny-fat girl with just a tiny bit of chub? Asking for a friend ;-;

Well, ""cis"" lesgen isn't fun anymore (and lesgen never was).
I think I'm gonna make my own lesgen, without cis girls and without trans girls.
It's gonna be just for AMAB men who like women.

How does that sound?

>>8086364
"Video not available." You can do better, Anon.

>>8091249
yes

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>>8086425
>I didn't even know there was an alternative lesgen.
>>8085347

>Thread war when?
It was like all of a day. A few of the named anons left. (I won't bring them up even if I miss one of them) and there was some cross posting where we trolled each other. Then it all just ... Stopped. There is an eerie silence at the moment. Quiet, almost too quiet.

>>8086444
>I have a weakness for redheads as well
I mean who doesn't and if you don't you should.
>although I prefer dyed red hair to natural ginger hair.
Heathen.

>>8091404
/larping cis men who want to cyber with cis men also larping as cis lesbians gen/?

Sounds like a job for /soc/!

>>8091249
I'm actually into chubby butches. And especially stubborn and reluctant tomboy subs.

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>ywn be qt japanese schoolgirl

>>8089608
Are you saying you're a sub that doesn't use her mouth?
Of course not. But in fantasies involving my sister, I usually imagine her just taking control, maybe sorta overwhelming/overpowering me at first and I'm just being helplessly pleasured. Because then it wouldn't be my fault, of course.

>>8091007
>ban aurelion
>win against clg
Everyone can do it.

>>8091503
Good morning, my incestuous beloved. Do whatever helps you rationalize it mentally, I guess.

>>8091501
Their lives seem awfully boring.

>>8091465
Thread war starts whenever Austria gives us the go ahead. She is our God sent leader after all.

>>8091719
Morning love. I'm just about to go skiing.
Have a great day lesgen.

>>8091729
I'd rather reign over a period of peace and prosperity honestly. But if war becomes unavoidable, so be it.

>>8091753
Don't forget to crash into more qts today!

>>8091719
>Their lives seem awfully boring.
Because they go to school like normal teenagers are supposed to? Or because they have fun messing around with each other?

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>tfw my gf started going to the gym and is now super strong
and im still little and small x.x

>>8091850
If you've seen footage of their daily lives it's nothing but playing with pocky or flipping up each other's skirts. You understand why they have such a high suicide rate.

>>8092005
Who are they cosplaying as? And force your girlfriend to carry you around now.

>>8092024
she does like carrying me around the house, alot

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Short break with drinks and oysters. Cheers lesgen.

>>8092046
I think your reflection is kinda showing from that shiny bowel thing or whatever the fuck it is.

>>8092075
It's a Moscow Mule, served in a copper mug.

>>8092141
I think they mean the ash tray. But Moscow Mules are great.

>>8092145
Oh, yeah. They definitely are. I do love skiing but apres ski is lots of fun too.

>>8092149
Had to Google that. You're so cultured. I like rich people. Work those muscles famo. Aren't you a blonde, Austria? Are you wearing a cute hat?

okay i've decided upon what kind of wife I want clg

A tall, French Jewish girl, who is tall and pretty
tall is important, pretty is important, eye color and hair color aren't very important

How do I find her /clg/??? Do i have to move to France?
what do I do?
>>8086011
eh

>>8092160
>french
>jew
Extinct.

>>8092163
What about Eva Green or Melanie Laurent?
they're both French Jews

>>8092156
>You're so cultured
Uh, not really haha. I just like all sorts of cocktails. I'm not really blonde, more brunette/reddish-brown though it gets lighter in summer. I'm just wearing a beanie sorta thing. Technically you should wear helmets (it's been made mandatory a few years ago) but my mane barely fits under one and also I'm a rebel.

>>8092145
Is it an ash tray? That's one fancy ash tray.

>>8092228
It is, yeah.

>>8092046
You're so fancy.

>>8092169
This is more in line with what I imagined Austria being into.

My current favourite cocktail would have to be a Hemingway daiquiri. It's more of an evening drink though, and the only places I like cocktails are fairly expensive, not that Austria ever has to worry about that.

>>8092251
>Hemingway daiquiri
whats in it?

>>8092240
Not really, I just like great food and drink.

>>8092251
>Hemingway Daiquiri
Good taste. I really like a normal Hemingway too (champagne cocktail)
Lately I've really enjoyed gin cocktails, with Jinzu gin but nothing too complicated. Good afternoon drinks.

>>8092263
White rum, grapefruit and lemon juice, maraschino cherry liquor, shake with ice, strain into martini glass, garnish with a lemon peel, done.

Girls with abs are pure gold

>>8092263
A sour cocktail.

White rum
Lime juice
Grapefruit juice
Something else alcoholic, I forget
Syrup

Not something I make at home, but I'll order it I go somewhere that serves it. It sounds very /lit/ and because it looks good when you order without going through the menu.

>>8092046
>drinks at 12:20

Temporary alcoholism strikes again.

>>8092395
N-no bully, I'm on vacation. ;_;

>>8092395
She's having lunch so it's fine. It's when you drink alone or in the morning that it might be a sign of alcoholism.

>>8092421
Austria Internet Defense Force pls go
Just kidding, I love you girls

>>8092401
You trying to make it easier to "accidentally", tipsily walk into other qts again?

>>8092421
>12:20
>not in the morning

Do you have some sort of well-adjusted sleeping schedule or what?

>>8092435
Please anon, she drove into me, crossed the slopes and just crashed into me without warning, didn't even see her coming.
And I didn't drink yesterday. During the day, I mean.

>>8092435
I get up at 67am every day for work, so yeah. But even when I didn't and used to get up in the afternoon, noon is still my starting point for drinking. It's just about putting a line in the sand. Unless you're in an airport, then the time is whatever you want it to be.

I just bought a black Nazi SS allgemeine uniform. Just because I can. Also I know that you're all sluts for girls in evil uniforms.

>>8092452
Yeah my earliest is usually noon too, unless I'm having champagne breakfast on the weekend or something.

>>8092471
Post pics, Schlampe.

>>8092474
I just bought it, silly. It's still on its way.

>>8092449
>didn't even see her coming.

Yeah, we know you didn't step up your game during your date.

>>8092452
Wew, I usually don't drink when the sun is still up. Unless I'm actually out with friends somewhere and drinks are available.

>tfw you're just a dirty city pleb not worth of posting in the same thread as high class anons such as Austria

>>8092496
What's wrong with city folks?

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>>8092479
Okay, then post pics at your earliest convenience.
Actually I'm not even much into uniforms I think, but I like dressing up (and dommes dressing up), so that works.

>>8092484
I did see that joke coming, though. From miles away.
Seriously though it's not like I could've just jumped her, I just met her. Maybe I'll meet her again tomorrow night though.

>>8092496
Don't be like that anon, I love you regardless. Also I'm a total city person too.

>>8092502
For you, anything. I might even give you some other kind of love.

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>>8092503
How unabashedly lewd, anon.
I love it.
Also, I should really re-read Sunstone.

>>8092529
I have a few ideas what to do with your body, anon.

>>8092471
I am very interested. Fucking Hugo Boss... I wish I could get a job in some Fortune 500 company just so I had a reason to wear some sweet suits everyday. And so I could afford them in the first place.

>>8092540
L-like handholding?

>>8092471
Where'd you get it, anyway? I know they didn't use the all-black uniform for long (the one originally designed by Diebitsch I mean) at least not for long after the war started, when they got this frankly rather boring feldgrau colour going on.

>>8092616
Pantsuits are cute and bossy.

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>>8092648
Not big on pant suits as I prefer pencil skirts both on myself and on other women.

tfw not the cool, foreign boss of perfect, obedient Japanese office ladies.

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Is plebbit literally nothing but transbians and bishits? Jesus Christ

>>8092664
That's fair enough, pencil skirts are definitely cute. I recently read some office-AU Elsanna fic (because of course) and couldn't stop thinking about CEO Elsa in a pencil skirt for a week. Phew.

>>8092668
Please don't bring reddit in here anon.

>>8092616
I might ask my sub to take a few photos with me holding a whip, if you're a good girl.
>>8092648
More like making you awkward and wet. Then I'll let you undress me and we make sweet love for hours. Then I'll have the "after sex Nazi officer" uniform look and you'll look happy, comfy and satisfied in a collar.

It's actually repro. Authentic's are damn expenive and usually in a very bad shape.

>>8092684
>more like making you awkward and wet
Joke's on you anon, I'm always awkward and almost always wet.
I'm all up for getting collared though, but we'd have to discuss this with my wife/wives, of course.
Also I have a massage now, so see you later.

>>8092616
Dress code would probably be skirt and heels.

>>8092668
>having a dream/fantasy makes you bi

>>8092711
Your German wife approves.

>>8092717
Good. Legs look awesome in skirts and heels, unless the heels are too high, they they look stupid.

>>8092717
In my firm it'd be *only* skirts and heels.

>>8092729
As I knew you would, my dear.

Also the showerhead here is literally a garden-hose, pressure wise. Not fun.

>>8092877
>Garden hose
Isn't that good? What are you used to? Pressure washer?

>>8092901
No, I mean I love strong pressure from the big showerhead above. But the handheld one has to be more, uh, gentle. Else it's not much fun.

>>8092912
Oh... If you fill up the bath and then hold the handheld under the water it's a pretty good way to tease yourself. I learned that in the swimming pool when I was 11.

>>8086002
my first crush was Whoopi Goldberg voicing Shenzi the hyena in the lion king

pls don't tell

>>8092877
>As I knew you would, my dear.

Is it because of my German heritage?

>In my firm it'd be *only* skirts and heels.

I guess I know where to apply at after I'm done with my degree.

>>8092948
I thought the hyenas were all male when I saw it as a kid...

>>8092965
What are you studying?

>>8092970
Me too, actually. I always liked Scar and the hyenas though. Probably why I spend so much time on /pol/ now...

>>8092922
Yeah I used to do that constantly in the bath and pool. Uh, used to y-yeah.
I was just showering now because all oily from the massage and stuff.

>>8092965
>Is it because of my German heritage?
I meant more of the general BDSM stuff, but the SS Uniform. But the whole "She-Wolf of the SS" thing would certainly fit you.

>I guess I know where to apply at after I'm done with my degree.
What are you studying again? I know, I'm a horrible wife and queen. Forgive me.

>>8092970
I thought that until just now, huh. I'm pretty sure they were all voiced by guys in the German dub though.

Also, what are everyone's guilty pleasures? I'm currently watching iZombie and it's really much better than it has any right to be.

>>8092677
>>8092711
>>8092877
>>8092988
>Austria isn't just cuter and richer than you, she's also getting dubs at literally every post
how am I even supposed to compete

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>>8092988
>>8092987
>But the whole "She-Wolf of the SS" thing would certainly fit you.

Well, I did already annex Austria('s heart).

I have a Bachelor's in Psychology and am now working on one in East Asian Studies.

>iZombie

I actually liked that, even though I usually enjoy complaining about comic adaptions. It probably helps that the show and comic are nothing alike.

>>8092987
>I always liked Scar and the hyenas though. Probably why I spend so much time on /pol/ now...
tfw always identify with villains most of all

>>8093025
>East Asian Studies
This sounds suspiciously SJW. What does this involve? The only East Asian studies I want to do are cuddles with qt Jap girls :(

>>8092995
Praise Kek.

>>8092988
>Guilty Pleasures
No idea. I don't feel guilty about anything. The only thing I can think of right now is I generally prefer male singers to female.

>>8093025
>East Asian Studies
Are you a weeb, Germanon?

Yeah I'm liking it too. It can be kinda hit-and-miss but some episodes were amazing (Der Kommissar and such), and Liz is qt.
New season's starting strong so far, too.
Never read the comics though so I couldn't say.

>>8093074
>I don't feel guilty about anything
That's certainly a good trait to have.

>>8093091
I'm speaking generally. I feel guilty about little things and some stuff in my past, but I like the things I like and won't apologise for that. Except for all the loli stuff, I feel kind of guilty about that...

>>8093102
It's okay if it's yuri loli.

>>8093074
>I generally prefer male singers to female.
Bishit.

>>8093112
Naturally.

>>8093122
It's the just the vocal range! I don't find the singers more appealing or anything, it's just the lyrics move me more when sung by a man. It's not a sex thing. I'm a goldstar :(

>>8093155
If you've ever been in the same room as a man, or, God forbid, shook hands with one, you're officially a bislut now.

>>8093074
>What does this involve?

Our three big categories are language, Culture and Literature, and Politics and Social Studies.

>The only East Asian studies I want to do are cuddles with qt Jap girls :(

Me too, Anon. ;_;

>>8093091
My weeabooism is mostly focused on JRPGs.

I haven't started watching the new season yet, I'm terrible when it comes to keeping up with TV shows.

>>8093250
>my weeabooism is mostly focused on JPRGs.
Huh, that's actually something I've never tried. Any recommendations for beginners?

>I'm terrible when it comes to keeping up with TV shows
>not having an auto-downloader in your torrent client set up that crawls RSS feeds for new releases, connected to filebot for automatic renaming and sorting
I can't believe my wife is such a pleb.

>>8093155
>I'm attracted to men but as long as it's just their voices I'm still gold

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>>8093273
I meant I'm terrible at actually watching them. I hardly feel like sitting down and doing that.

>>8093303
What do you even do with all your time? I can't imagine shitposting takes up all of it.
But thanks for the recommendation, saved.

>>8092711
In that case I might learn German just for you, anon. But do talk with your harem and inform me about your decision. In the meantime, enjoy your massage.

>>8093303
To this >>8093273, Anon
Careful with disgaea, at a certain point, if you want to do the high level stuff you will have to level grind something fierce or do leveling exploits to get up into the thousands. You can finish the game without doing that but the extra stuff requires crazy high levels.
Also, maybe start with chrono trigger (chrono trigger comes before Chrono cross) or the final fantasies.

>No secret of mana
>ff12 is recommended

u wot m8

>>8092668
Did you actually search back through 2 years of reddit just to find something to whine or troll about on here?

>>8093523
>Tripfag
Reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>8093540
Sorry. I dont normally come here. I saw the recommendation and was compelled to say stuff. Ill leave now.
Have a nice afternoon anon.

>>8093414
I'm told German is horribly difficult to learn, though. But really you just need a few phrases.
"Küss' meine Stiefel, mein Kätzchen" and similarly important, everyday phrases.

>>8093523
Thanks for the further information anon.

>>8093570
Take trips off and you can stay, faggot.

>>8093575
>Take trips off and you can stay, faggot.
Why would I want to stay when you just called me a faggot?

>>8093594
>comes to 4chan
>gets offended when called a faggot

You're a newfag too, huh?
A newfag, tripfag faggot.

>>8093373
I keep asking myself that. I might spend too much time sleeping.

>>8093523
Yeah, Disgaea is all about investing tons of time into it to reach high levels.
I'm not a big fan of Final Fantasy XII either - although the international version fixes some of the original's issues - and I think that many RPGs that were released on the SNES are a good starting point.

>>8093025
How did you go from psychology to East Asian Studies?

>>8093673
How much do you sleep? I rarely sleep more than six hours, usually less, and even that not often uninterrupted. I can't have you go all Sleeping Beauty on me.

>>8093685
I've just been interested in both for a long time. I wanted to do Psychology first because of job prospects, and since I'm still young and enjoy being in education, I figured East Asian Studies would be worth a shot.

>>8093703
Around 10 hours if I can afford it, although a good amount of that time is spend trying to fall asleep. I do sleep less if I have something coming up the next day, o-or someone next to me who could make me cum.

>>8093777
Wow, I don't think I've slept 10 hours since I was 16.
>someone next to me who could make me cum
Well, that can hopefully be arranged. I mean, cumming probably takes a good hour off my nights, too, but I really wouldn't complain about that.

>>8093777
What are you planning on doing with your degrees?

Also
>10 hours of sleep
You are so lucky! Last night I got 2 hrs of sleep before I had to go back to work. ;_;

>>8093848
I would like to spend less time sleeping and more time actually doing stuff myself.

>Well, that can hopefully be arranged.

It really is about time you visit Naziland.

>>8093997
I'd like to get into localisation, where I could put both to use. Otherwise I'll go the classy way and try to score a job in psychotherapy.

I used to be severely sleep-deprived myself. Maybe it's my body finally catching up.

>>8094047
You can get used to sleeping less pretty easily if you stick with it. Just put your alarm at 6 hours sleep, regardless when you go to bed. You could even try polycyclic sleep in small intervals but that fucks you up if you miss it once.

>It really is about time you visit Naziland
While I would love the opportunity to sexually disappoint you in person, I'm not sure when I'll be visiting the next time.

I'll tell you what I need. I need a Swiss girl.
S W I T Z E R L A N D
I'm not Swiss but I promise to love and cherish you forever please.

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>>8094273
Austrianon is in Switzerland like every week isn't she
Become part of the harem. One of us, One of us

>>8094312
I'm already marrying her for political reasons. I have been seduced by the Swiss tho via Mercy skin. I know I spotted a Swiss girl here awhile ago...

>>8094325
I don't know if we have any Swiss girls here. I remember there was someone asking about LGBT bars in Switzerland a while back, but that's it.

>>8094273
Nobody wants to marry your chaser ass so you can get citizenship, negro

>>8094141
I'm usually way too tired if I only sleep for like 6 hours, though. I also actually tried polycyclic sleeping - 4 hours two times a day. But it kinda makes me focus on sleep too much, as I have to base my day around two cycles instead of the usual one at night.

>I'm not sure when I'll be visiting the next time.

I'll be here waiting for you, my love.

>>8094349
I'm not looking to be a europoor. And I'm Asian, thank you.

>>8094342
I saw her answering a survey. HELLO IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE RESPOND.

>>8094381
Yeah, but like I said you get used to it if you do it for a month or so, the tiredness goes away eventually. At least that's how it worked for me, I sleep five or six hours a night and I'm perfectly fine. (I'm not, but that's nothing to do with my sleep cycle)
And I think twice four hours are too much, you have to base it around actual sleep phases, so no longer than 1:30h per cycle.

>I'll be here waiting for you, my love.
Stop making me feel all fuzzy inside anon.

>>8094406
>the tiredness goes away eventually.

School me didn't have a particularly good time sleeping for 6 hours or less each day.
Twice 4 hours seems to get recommended a lot, something to do with how early humans had such a sleeping cycle. I've been catching myself waking up after 4 hours as well, so I think it might suit my body.

>Stop making me feel all fuzzy inside anon.

Isn't that the best way to lure you here?

>>8094472
Really? I'm no expert of course but what I've read about polycyclic sleep was mostly about keeping a strict schedule of one and a half to two hours sleep, to go through one full cycle of sleep.

>Isn't that the best way to lure you here?
As if you'd have to lure me here, I basically live in these threads.

>>8094508
I think she meant to Germany. You do exhibit instances of autism sometimes, Austria. It's cute. A shitposter in glam digs.

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>>8094534
>I think she meant to Germany
Fuck. Of course she did. I'm not an autist I swear.

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>>8094508
You might have come across the cycles that are split up into more intervals.

>As if you'd have to lure me here, I basically live in these threads.

"Here" was referring to Germany. Still, I can't say it isn't the same for me.

>>8094552
Yeah I got that now. Re-reading it it's obvious.
Great, now my wife knows about my embarrassing occasional autism.
Might as well go all out: I sometimes stutter when I'm nervous.

>>8094538
I noticed it when we have exchanges. You don't quite grasp what I'm getting at. But it's awfully cute.

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>>8094605
S-stop it anon. That's just because written conversation is imperfect because there's no intonation and whatnot. I grasp things pretty well usually unless I'm tired.
I really can't afford to add autism to my list of flaws. ;_;

>>8094569
>I sometimes stutter when I'm nervous.

Aren't you adorable.

>>8094631
There are different flavors of autism. Some make people irrational and bitter. Yours just makes you look oddly innocent and oblivious. It's cute and I want to hold your hand.

>>8094605
>>8094640
>>8094641
>adorable
>cute
>want to hold your hand
I guess I'm really lucky I'm a natural sub because evidently I'd have no luck at all as a domme.
It's weird though, sometimes I think I got a pretty good grasp on, like, life generally, but sometimes I feel like I'm still a little girl and stuff just feels overwhelming. Dunno.

Oh, speaking of autism, when I took that picture during lunch today, my sister asked who I'm taking that for (since I'm not the kinda girl that takes food pictures for Instagram or something like that). I told her for my online lesbian harem, and she just kinda...stared and then chuckled and said she sometimes doesn't understand why I'm single, but then she suddenly does again. Such a bully.

>>8094552
Are those sleep cycles really possible? Who does them? It seems amazing to get so much extra time out of your day if you can manage them.

>>8094683
Yeah, some people do. I believe Balzac drank tons of coffee all day and slept two hours twice a day at random intervals when he wasn't writing.
I've tried classic three-phase sleep for a few months and it worked pretty well for me but I didn't get much out of it because, well, everyone else was asleep when I wasn't. But I had a lot of fun playing WoW.

>>8094693
More WoW time is something. You could nearly double your effective lifespan this way.

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>>8094660
>>8094693
Have you told your sister about your marriage yet?

>But I had a lot of fun playing WoW.
For some reason, I find it more relaxing to play vidya during the night. It's as if time doesn't matter as much.

>>8094683
The sleep cycles are supposed to be healthier than one 8-hour cycle, even. It's just hard to maintain them if you've got a 9 to 5 job.

>>8094660
>my online lesbian harem
Am I part of the harem? I want to feel important too. ;_;

>>8094728
Yeah that's how I always thought about it. If I sleep five hours instead of eight, I live a third longer than most people. Sure I'll spend that third shitposting or masturbating but it's still life time.

>>8094755
No, I don't think she'd understand the seriousness of our marital agreement. And it wouldn't make her jealous so why bother.

>>8094755
So get a job that works split in pieces like that! Have two part-time jobs if you're doing biphasic. Do contract work from home if you're doing uberman.

>>8094785
Sure anon, really the only requirement is being a goldstar cis lesbo. Bonus points if you're a redhead and sporty. I want someone who can playfully pick me up and pomf~ me onto the bed.

>>8094798
>goldstar cis lesbo
Yes. Well, I'm a kv. W-wanna be my first kiss?
>redhead
Brunette.
>sporty
/fit/ish.

>>8094859
Welcome to the cul- to the fold, sister.

Is anyone else a master at picking up girls but terrible at dating when you're actually into someone? I'm bored of sleeping with random girls from Tinder/gay bars and want something real.

>>8094874

In Lestopia, instead of sunday prayer, it's sunday pussy eating.
Everyone eats and everyone gets eaten.

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>>8095200
Why only Sundays, though?

Doing taxes is heart and back breaking thing to do. Someone bring me chocolate ice cream and give me a hug ;__;

>>8094798
Regardless of whether your redhead fetish is a result of your sister - it's a good taste to have.
>goldstar cis lesbo
And now I know that no matter what happens, you and I are bonded for life.

>>8095223
I said it twice and I'll say it again; on New Lesbo, every night is taco night.

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Who is watching FAG here?

>>8092529
holy shit! That is a kick ass watercolor. However, I think it might actually be digital made to look like watercolor.

Who is the artist? Shinez?

>at a show with friend crush
>one of the singers is super qt
>give her a little wink and nod right when she starts
>she winks back
>we end up locking eyes for super long moments all throughout her set
>friend even notices
>whispers in my ear that I should go and try and fuck her right when singer is looking at me again
>get super flustered
>we end up leaving pretty much right after anyway so no chance there
God, that's was like the first girl I've been kinda into since I started catching feelings for my friend. It's a show that runs regularly, though, and we have passes so there's a high chance I might see her perform again.

>>8095375
You just fill out boxes with numbers, and it shouldn't change that much from year to year. Unless you owe money it has a great pay off for the time invested. No need to despair and fall to unhealthy comforts.

I haven't even done mine yet because I've been spending all my time on my classes and studying for the placement exams for the university I'm transferring to in the fall. Oh and working. Holy fuck. If it weren't for exercise and 20-30 minute breaks every other hour I'd go insane. I miss my girlfriend. At least she's moving in with me when I move to the university. Oh fug I'm rambling.

>>8095375
>having a job and taxes
You brought this on yourself, anon. Will provide hugs though.

>>8096275
Anon, you're cute. I need to hug you and kiss your forehead. Just because you're that cute. Also your gf is a lucky girl.

>>8096250
Try something. You have nothing to lose. Your friend might even get jealous. Who knows?

>>8096279
Hey, is study and work at the same time.
>tuition free country
>still have to pay all my living expenses
And I don't want to left at the mercy of public health care so I pay fucking expensive insurances.

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>>8096284
Oh darn. I could use that, thanks. You're very kind.

I used to get so stressed about everything back when I was NEET. Maybe I took too many nootropics and now my stress centers are numb. I shouldn't judge people for stressing. Sorry to that anon.

>>8096360
You're a good person, anon. And hopefully you'll spend rest of the year cuddling with your gf like in those Tumblr lesbian relationship goals.

Post IRL waifus

>>8096288
I guess I could. I'm so bad at this shit though. Like do I try and hang around and hope she comes out either before or after her set? Or ask one of the crew setting up?

I doubt she'll get jealous. She's not really the type. I'm more likely to get jealous and not say anything.

>>8096394
Wait around after the show and wear something that'll be easy to spot. If there's a bar then hang around it with a drink. I've met loads of performers like that, but these are smaller shows. If something happens, then great. If not, you didn't lose anything.

>>8096364
Aw dang thanks. Knowing her, it's going to be exactly like that. She said she wants to support me through school (not financially, but emotionally and physically) and help me make my dreams come true. I don't know what I did to deserve such an absolute qt. We met here on /lgbt/, believe it or not. She might even see this post. Hi Ash!

It's a strange world.

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>>8093574

>tfw no Nazi gf with Jewish slaves

Nobody has called me mommy for months

>>8097180

Nobody ever called me mommy.

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>>8086002
Sooooo gay. Never once as a kid liked anything I would classify as "girly"- took me til about third grade before I realized that mum couldn't force me into dresses if I really didn't want to, so I would throw a fit every time she tried to put one on me.

>Second grade I worked hard as a child could for a month doing little chores to get enough money to buy this little bear my female friend wanted, she gave me a kiss on the cheek when she got it and my life was complete. First crush.

>I was so gay that I would even tell guys who asked me out or flirted with me that I was gay. I didn't even believe it, I still considered myself totally straight, and joked around with my friends about how I would use that excuse to make gross guys stay away.

>Would spent all night during sleepovers with my best friend in middle school trying to get close enough to cuddle with her, without letting her noticing that I wanted to cuddle. Would get turned on when she did cuddle with me.

As for toys, I liked legos, bionicles, stuffed animals, and video games. Especially my lego and bionicle video games. Other childhood favorites included Tales of Symphonia, Pokemon Gale of Darkness, and Animal Crossing for the gamecube. I was allllll about disney and other animated movies, didn't so much like non-animated movies. For music I would listen to anything but rap. Hated rap. All the way up until senior year of high school, then all of a sudden I loved it.

>>8097273
You're not the molester, you're the one molested.

>>8097273
https://soundgasm.net/u/tarkustrooper/F4F-Yes-Mommy-Listening-to-an-audio-Whimpers-MDlg-Muffled-screaming-orgasm

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Any tips on how to make cramps less excruciating? I don't know why, but they're kms worthy today

>>8097654
Same here.
>horrible cramps
>bloating
>Fatigue
I feel disgusting. I don't feel like being at work today. I just want to go home and hide under my comfy blanket.
>tfw no gf to ease my 3-4 days of misery

>>8097676
Same. It's oddly comforting to know there's someone else in the same situation I'm in. I'm missing my classes and am under two blankets right now, but I still feel like shit

ugh I don't have a gf at the moment either, and I just want to snuggle and have a qt take care of me

>>8097712
Lucky you. I wish I could have called out of work, but since I have the day off tomorrow I had to go in today.
A qt waiting for me when I get home would totally make everything better.

>>8097712
Do you happen to have any Advil or anything else with you? For me, taking 1-2 always helps to ease the pain away. Crying helps, too. And heat packs. Good luck anon!

Anyone else feel like snuggling and cuddling while on period? I don't know, I just cry a lot and I need someone to comfort me all the time ;__;

>>8097789
Y-yes, pls.

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Why can't I find a cute girlfriend who likes anime and videogames but ISN'T self-dx bpd crazy as fuck?

I just wanna couple cosplay with a cutie.

>>8097297
>bionicles
hell yeah same, esp the 2004 bionicles. Those were the shit.
What age was this "not gay, but" cuddling girls?

>>8097834
Cuddling with my friend when I was 12 was probably the most awkward and cutest thing ever

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>>8097857
Same age when I was figuring it out.
Missed out on that cuddling though, lucky bich.

>>8097767
I took some earlier and I'm feeling better now, and thank you! I don't have heat packs but I have lots of blankets haha
>>8097760
I'd be your qt to snuggle with if I wasn't on my period today

>>8095600
Yeah, I'm not sure whether my sister or my first crush is responsible for my redhead kink, but I'm glad you approve.
>You and I are bonded for life
Island wedding on the beach when?

>>8096144
Yeah it's shiniez, real name Stjepan Sejic, he posts all sorts of Sunstone-related art on his DA (not to mention the new pages)

>>8096639
I've been found out.

>>8097654
Just whatever pain meds you can find, chug them and eat something sweet, maybe put a thermophore on your belly. That's really the only upside to my migraines, I have enough pain meds at home to kill an elephant.

I want to marry all the short haired girls!

>>8098244
I love my hair, but if that's what it takes...

>>8098262
I'll make an exception if you have abs

>>8098265
I-I'm working on it.

>>8098269
You better have it if you want to get married
>I'll go all panties and cuddling with you
>also we'll eat cake together
>and it will be a good cake!

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>>8098277
I will never look at cake the same way.

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>nothing drops panties faster than saying you're a lawyer

Is this true???? Will I get a gf once I graduate then???

>>8098319
It's just a rumor. You'll be too stressed with huge amounts of debt. Also no office love because older women in the field are obese.

Law school is a crime against humanity.

>>8098316
You seem depraved and decadent. Like my ex. She was kinky af but always a qt lap cat with endless passion for hugs.

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>>8098342
>depraved and decadent
Depraved definitely, decadent kinda. Comes with being queen.
>qt lap cat and endless hugs
Sounds perfect.

>>8098352
What kind of wedding you want?

>>8097815
>couple cosplay
Of who?

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>>8098335
But I have no debt and I'm almost done with my BA in law (not American system stuff)

Will a qt still think I'm smart and cool and want to date me?????