/mtfg/ transgirl general

t-that's not a sandwich

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cute thred

>>8074408
yeah
he sees the wallpaper move and doesn't understand events ordered in time like A->B->C and stuff (genuinely thinks the fact that my mum had a previous boyfriend as a teen she broke up with before first meeting my dad = she was cheating on him, on purpose, to upset him), pretty sure he's had lifelong schizophrenia that's gone undiagnosed because of his coddling, he's basically an older version of Dodd from Season 2 of Fargo

>there are still people who wonder why I'm so fucked up and autistic

posting for thrist

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>>8074429
>>8074434
Load and reload were the best albums

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b l o n d e

b o b b y

p i n s

>>8074442
wher blonde bobby pins? :3

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I was a lot happier away from here
Even if it was just a day

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>>8074451
I'm sorry
maybe you will feel happier if you put blonde bobby pins in your hair and posted a picture :3

>>8074452
I don't have any and those are for girls

>>8074452
very true
>>8074454
u r girl

>>8074438
Dude, he looks like a man

>>8074457
extremely feminine man then

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>>8074454
>I don't have any
you said you did have some like a week ago tho
pls dont fib ur too pure to fib :(
u r a grill btw

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>>8074451
spending too much time here is deff bad for one's mental health

also you're a girl

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>>8074457
Finally some honesty
>>8074459
Girls don't look ridiculous when they try to wear girl clothes like I do

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>>8074464
>Girls don't look ridiculous when they try to wear girl clothes like I do
thats just dysphoria tho

>>8074464
Anons being jealous and calling you a man isn't 'honesty'

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>>8074469
At some point it's not just dysphoria
I can't be delusional about how I look

>>8074426
>that pic

so who of you girls (male) has sucked a dick already

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why do you want to be weak?

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>>8074477
sucking dick is p great

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>>8074477

>>8074478
rape me

>>8074477
I've sucked a dick 4 years ago.
His precum (there was so much of it) was delicious. His cum was decent.

Would succ again

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>>8074480

>>8074477
reporting

its a very enjoyable experience, after he'd cum and we'd just lay there together I'd always feel incredibly relaxed and at peace

>>8074458
>feminine man
He looks like your typical metal head

>>8074464
You're welcome

>>8074473
Why would I be jealous?

sore throat and sound like a man's man

>>8074497
because you're not as young and probably are balding maybe, you take your dysphoria onto others

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>>8074497
Yep, a boy with long hair
I wish I didn't dive into this trans shit so fast

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thoughts?

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Cindy, you are doing it again. I thought you said you would stop.

>>8074518
i love edie and i have a crush on her

>>8074518
>>8074525
edie is cute

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>>8074521
I also said I'd leave
But now I'm kinda overwhelmed with emotions

>>8074526
yea

>>8074501
post clypit

>>8074475
u r a girl

>>8074426
is anybody here from LONDON

Voice training is so hard...

>>8074544
just talk like a girl aha

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>>8074544
Don't need to practice voice if you never present female

>>8074545
As if it's easy to make it sound cis

>>8074477
Me

damn its nice to not worry about what you're eating
donut + hashbrowns + oj = tastiest breakfast everr
my soul is a singin'

>>8074501
>>8074479

>>8074551
But I'm fulltime and I need to keep being fulltime because my name change is soon, and the change of sex on my ID and birth certificate will come after.

And to change these I need to keep presenting female

>>8074483
this is contrary to typical species behavior studies.

usually the extermination is triggered by the K/R group dynamics.
the K group are the strangers standing out of the masses. group exclusion rate is similar to the Pareto principle split. 20:80... the 80% normies, the 20% assigned label for being different.

the 20% have 1 on 1 advantage because of being different but were genocided over and over again in past
while the 80% have the group coercive power over the 20% group

now the battle of sexes split the 20% group and made the lgbtq female autism snowflakes to push gender behavior similar to tournament species while they started importing the sex starved migrants acting like the tournament species.

this damaged the R/K dynamics through the mass immigration and will eventually outpower the original R group.
due to lack of migrant female there will be minimal conversion towards pair-bonding behavior among migrants simply due to lack of supply of mating partners.

if the R-select normies already living here want to survive they will have to challenge ingroup preference and side with the K-selects and pinpoint the immigrant R-selects for joint action to exterminate the K-select female snowflakes and the imported K-select tournaments.

for more info you will have to dig it out of Standord behavior biology lectures by Sapolsky

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>>8074551

>>8074518
you post this in every single thread
don't you get tired?

>>8074551
Hahaha... same lol

>>8074451
Thats how it goes. Fill your life with better distractions than this place.

>>8074557
That reminds me I was gonna start working on getting my name changed
Better cancel that lol

>>8074544
Well, I think it's pretty fun. But I'm not training to feminize it, so I guess it's different.

>>8074567
hi gracey wacey

>>8074558
nigga we just want boys vs girls with testosterone rays and estrogen rifles

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*hugg thread*

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>>8074574
THAT'S ME IM OTTER

>>8074571
Sup pooks
How's it go

apparently this is really sexy??
>>>/r9k/36132449

maybe finding and keeping a bf won't be as hard as I thought

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>>8074574

>>8074477
i have but that was ages before i started transition

its nbd

>>8074568
But why... You're young, if you keep transitioning so soon you'll look cis easily.

>>8074569
I'm training to get higher and higher that way the deeper voice will be forgotten and hard to go back to

>>8074587
I mean if you look for a bf on r9k yea it'd probably be really easy

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>>8074581
*hugg*
I'll post some more otters for you~

>>8074587
Yeah as long as you aint got brain problems its gonna be kay
Gl if you're like me tho lmao
>all those anons lusting for that pic
Reeee makes me wanna slutpost

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>tfw busy as h e c k at work

>>8074533
https://clyp.it/ngvancoy

>>8074594
Not how it works. Pitch isn't the main factor. Listen to Nico or Marlene Dietrich. Very deep voices still they sound female. Now take any rock falsetto singer. High pitch, unmistakably male.

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>>8074600
>not being on break

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>>8074585
goes okie
are we gonna hang out next week
>>8074596
>>8074601
>>8074604
thank you ;w;
ily

>>8074605
Well at least getting past the voice blockage I have will help me sing

>>8074598
>Reeee makes me wanna slutpost
s a m e

idk I think I have like...the standard amount of brain problems for tranny

>>8074602
stills sounds female tbqh

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>>8074594
I'm not gonna stop transitioning altogether, just putting presenting female on hold maybe forever and stopping all the legal stuff
I think I'll be happier that way, if I can live as a boy in public and a girl in private I think I'll be okay
Genetics >> age

>>8074606
>>8074600
i came out as trans so i didnt have to get a job ayy lmao

>one shot at life
>not born a qt otter

why live

>>8074612
that's sad... why would you want to present as a boy

>>8074620
I'm cuter that way
As a boy I kinda look cute
But as a girl I look like a freak

>>8074616
HONESTLY this is very true desu desu

>>8074616
>not an otter
>cant rape and murder baby seals

why live

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>>8074607
You're gonna be here next week? No tho sry I cut emma out of my life and don't wanna involve myself with her again.
>>8074610
>shaved yesterday
>not home to take new lewds
Tranny brain problems are OK but if you have brain problems specifically related to relationships it'll be a little hard to keep said bf
>>8074615
>not getting a full time job and going full time girl

>>8074589
A GOD DAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS

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>tfw just wanna be a busty cutie with super powers

>>8074625
>not a fish
>can't change gender at will

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>>8074632

>>8074634
Same

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>>8074629
yea till next month basically
what if she just stays in the car while we go on a date
;w;
>>8074634
me too tbqh

>>8074625
you can still do that as a qt trans girl

>>8074638
I have a super power, i can get super depressed instantly

>>8074629
What happened between you and her to make you cute her out?

>>8074641
'Dysphoria' kinda sounds like a super power
Telekinesis Psionics Dysphoria Precognition Pyrokinesis...

>>8074639
Sounds good.
>>8074643
Read Emma's posts and take a guess why I don't want her in my life lmao
But if you want me to go further, basically she switches on a dime between being nice to me and trying to hurt me
And I'm pretty tired of her being an abusive shit
Oh and apparently she brags about breaking me and talks really bad about me???
Birdy told me that one
But like I had enough reasons on my own lmao
I just wanted to be comfy friends with her but she's always gotta do her I'M SO MYSTERIOUS BE IN MY HAREM I'LL BREAK YOU bullshit
I don't like a lot of the people she surrounds herself with, too

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>>8074607
You're welcome~
>ily
But you don't even know me, right? :O

>>8074509
I'm 20
Started transition at 14

>>8074516
I have hopes for you
It's good you got on her at your age unlike a lot of the hons here.

>>8074595
Are r9k bfs cute?

>>8074648
wait really
wait who's she surround herself with
does grace hate me ;~;
>>8074649
i know you like otters so you're okay in my book

>>8074656
r9k is where the beta losers who don't take care of themselves hang out. Think about it

I've been feeling like such a massive faggot lately, and really happy too
damn you hrt

>>8074656
yea desu
easy pickings

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Womens rooms are silly
>>8074657
I don't hate you.

>>8074609
Well, singing is what I'm working on with my voice therapist. Not what social security is supposed to cover but I don't care.

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>>8074665
good bcus ily

>>8074659
I like betas who have a job and can take care of themselves and are older than me tho

>>8074656
some of them actually are
and the dick rate threads really have some real gems in them

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>>8074657
I also like bunnies~

>>8074659
Nah, r9k is downright omega territory. Beta is a compliment those wastes of breathable air aren't worthy of.

>>8074666
nice trips

Also kinda missed 3 appointments so rip.
The higher I can get, the happier I am.
Japanese girls' voice is a goal, also

>>8074673
those are cute ;w;

Back to work kiddos
>>8074668
As you should. <3

>>8074648
wait who the hell is emma? is that kari's irl name?
fuck even I'm losing track of all the trips now, we need to put together another tripname+face directory (NOT TIERED) soon

>>8074677
You don't want that. My lilt and intonation make it so people think I'm part Asian and the slurs are fucking tiresome.

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>>8074679
Are axolotl cute?

>>8074683
>is that kari's irl name
That would be Kari.

>>8074684
I don't care if I'm called a 'Ching Chong'

>>8074683
You are thinking of two entirely different people, two different trips

>>8074680
thnx mommy
>>8074685
yes
am i cute

>>8074683
>even I'm losing track of all the trips now
don't you have incredibly terrible memory

>>8074686
oh right
yeah kari and cass etc are pretty much the drama squad idgi

>>8074685
They creep me out. I blame Cortázar.

>>8074695
yeah, that's a big part of it
literally drop-a-glass-of-water-coz-forgot-I'm-holding-it bad

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>>8074685
yes they are cute salamanders

everyone post ur newts

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hi im here now

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>anon why is your face so flushed are you on your period?
>y-yeah that's why

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>>8074715
hi nim

>>8074715
Hi :)

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>>8074715
hi nim

>>8074716
>stories that never happened

>>8074717
hi

>>8074718
hello!

>>8074719
;)

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>>8074692
Yes, but I don't know how you look like.

>>8074697
I'm sorry

>>8074712
How about ducklings?

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>>8074715
Hi nom!

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gross there's a hair in my salad
i'm fired for lack of proper safe food handling

>>8074715
good morning nimily

>>8074716
i'm pretty sure that's not how wheelchairs work

>>8074723
all cutes accepted

but newts are inherently lewd

when i was little and went puerto rico my grandma would buy me little chicks that had their feathers dyed different colors with food coloring

i would feed them so they would follow behind me in a lil line like i was their mom

is that a cool story

>>8074732
What happened to them ?

Okay I'm gonna trip off for this to try and get maximum involvement. This is not a tierlist! Just creating a new directory of all the trips so people can put faces to names and stuff. If you want to be included, post an up-to-date pic in reply, preferably unangled and in decent lighting. If you don't want to be included just don't reply with a pic. Gonna copy and past this post a couple of times as new threads are created to cover all timezones.

Also going to add discord names, twitter etc. if anyone wants theirs added for contact. Supply along with your pic. If you change your mind just let me know and I'll take it off.

Robin

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>>8074730

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Yes, Nim. That is adorable.

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>>8074732
not if you think animals are people not toys to be discarded

i mean maybe gma raised them and ate them but more likely they died

>>8074735
why do you want to bootstrap the chaser wiki

>>8074733
my grandma would raise them until they were big and then she'd give them to the farmer that lived next door to her

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>>8074723
like a fag
>>8074722
;d

>>8074748
why did you dye your hair wtf

>>8074735
I don't want to be included. Thank you~

>>8074748
You look cute - I'm jealous!

>>8074748
what kind of laptop is that back there

>>8074735
you weird dude

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>>8074751
do you hate me now
>>8074756
thanks :3
>>8074757
idk a shitty hp that i threw up on so the mouse and keyboard don't work anymore

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>>8074739
poly newts so lewd o___o

>>8074742
i guess that's okay

we're an advanced enough species to stop eating animals though, we should focus on developing sources of high quality protein that don't require cruelty

i want a ribeye extruder and an egg yolk machine

>>8074748
pook's a cute

>>8074742
Oh, I thought you raised them
I think you'd be a nice chicken mum

>>8074477
me
it was girldick tho which is better
was super fun

>>8074760
ya a lil is that okay

>>8074735
this seems like a bad idea desu
>yfw trolls memed the chaser wiki into existence

>>8074764
wtf

>>8074764
can u refrain

>>8074765
wait why ;;

>>8074764
does gloomy approve of sharing sexlife stories

>>8074763
i was only there for like 1-2 weeks

but ya id take them out to the grass in front of my grandmas house and give them feed and stuff

they'd always stick together and if i started moving away they'd follow me

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She's gone again umu

>>8074769
cuz you won't let me pat you

>>8074777
true

>>8074741
>>8074766
>chaser wiki
the what now?

>>8074774
its been a long day etc

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>>8074777
She likes it done without consent.

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>bf spanked the fuck outta me
>i enjoyed it
Wtf hrt

>>8074778
im gonna do it anyway okay

>>8074791
>>8074784
I'm glad you've learned
and okay

>>8074790
greentext from how he suggested spanking you up to how you feel afterwards

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>>8074760
Can I be your friend?

>>8074762
I'm sorry I think they are just cuddling? :O
But at the zoo there were monkeys that were exposing their genitalia and doing stuff with their buttholes D:

>>8074798
who are you

>>8074696
They are? Kari's my bestie.

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why tf are there so many weird ass dolls of apes/monkeys dressed as babies

not real animals. strange, weird dolls

>>8074790
um i've known i get turned on by a little kinky pain/spanking for a lot longer than i've been on hrt

it's just hot desu

haven't you a) been on hrt for a long time and b) been getting dicked for a pretty long time as well?

>>8074795
do you wanna be pushed down when i do it or

>>8074696
cass is pretty cool isnt she

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>>8074799
I wish to remain anonymous >.<

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>>8074805
You need to make yourself less obvious.

Discord, by the way.

>>8074802
https://youtu.be/FLBE8mzfJ-k

>>8074799
its burch btw

>>8074803
yes
>>8074805
>>8074806
who
>>8074809
who's burch
also
hi boo

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>>8074811
dis nigga

>>8074811
that seems a lil violent for a pat

>>8074764
Noice.

>>8074801
oh wait I misunderstood your syntax
yeah idk that house seems to have a weird self-righteous influence on any community they get involved in, cass told me I shouldn't go into detail on here for privacy reasons but I take issue with some stuff

>>8074813
oh neat

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>>8074825
She will allow me to tell you in private. It is not Mirielle.

>>8074426
>>8074825
>Do not respond to Drakeposter.

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9s

Last update. Yes, I'm bored. Next step, cleaning up the score and fitting a proper cadence to it.
http://clyp.it/bqrummnh

>>8074830
same dialect
same ideologies
same relationship with you

its the same person dood

and joined immediately after burch disappeared

>>8074830
>>8074831
oh okay

I want to try american pancakes

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>>8074834
I wanna hold hands with 9s desu

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I might become a Jain Vegetarian

>when ur in a dress and ur butt cheeks stick to ur bfs car seat
Ouch

>tfw no transbian gf to bully me and make fun of me until my only remaining ability is to be flustered and embarrassed

>>8074801
>>8074818
who the fuck is emma then? the polish one from kageshi?

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>>8074839
I made some recently!

>>8074841
me too

im nim the unflusterable

you cannot make me flustered

>>8074841
same

>>8074748
pookie is the cutest what the heck
not fair

>>8074850
Woah, nice! :o

>>8074852
you're flustered even more often than me what are you even talking about

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>>8074830
i think dp thinks it's me, goat anon

he made the same accusations in the past to me

>>8074844
neat :)

do you not have a flat pan what happened there

>>8074856
no

>>8074857
what do you mean "flat pan"?

>>8074850
opps, >>8074857
>do you not have a flat pan what happened there

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>>8074855
And yesterday I made crêpes!

>>8074858
nimmy, please

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>>8074857
He has confused you with another "anon" in this thread, likely due to both of you posting animal pictures.

oh shit, oh shit im cumming

ahh..ahhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>8074856
haha

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>>8074871
I post animal pictures too. Tasty animals.

>>8074854
nuh

>>8074870
im different now

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>>8074862
i meant to reply to the pancakes

that pancake is weirdly heterogenous and undercooked

>>8074871
he's not very bright, and yes

Got linked cause I heard my name was being mentioned

>>8074849
Not that Emma.

>>8074818
I don't get why you lump me in with other peoples actions. Just because I live with someone doesn't mean I'm involved in whatever happened.

>>8074879
i know this entire routine of pretending to not be easily flustered because I do it.

You can't trick me Nim.

>>8074882
no (you) for snickerdoo vv

>>8074883
hi!

>>8074871
it's hilarious how bad dp is about detecting who anons are lmap

>>8074884
i just did

>>8074866
yum desu

>>8074887
Heya! How are you today?

>>8074853
I thought you were straight.

>>8074888
lil sertii

>>8074895
im okay, just woke up kinda

how are you? ^^

>>8074844
Nice job being condescending and patronizing to actual jains.

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I wish I could disappear without hurting anyone :(

>>8074899
wtf

>>8074904
lil itty bitty sertii

>>8074891
Nim please.

Can you just accept you're one of the most easily flustered ppl in here.

>>8074903
If it were that easy we'd all be dead

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>>8074886
no no no i meant it's neat that you might become a jain/vegetarian

i'm areligious but it pretty much jibes with my philosophy

i might spell my name as jaina irl too, the connection wasn't lost on me

>>8074903
what's wrong? weren't you in a happy white supremacist/pseudoincestuous relationship?

>>8074883
true uh I dimly remember some drama involving you? but desu my memory is so fucked I have to rely on the vaguest of instincts, maybe I got it confused with something involving someone else, sorry if so

just some random emma I don't know then?

>>8074900
Same mostly, just waking up from a night of cuddles. Lonely boring day ahead though. I'll find something to distract myself soon enough though probably.

I feel like if you're a girl and you go out with me and are okay with me obviously having boobs and long hair

That you're probably a little gay

>>8074906
lil' nim

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>>8074902
I'm sorry

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>>8074919
anna and elsa are sestra

>>8074918
wtf

>>8074915
awww i want cudds x(

>>8074908
no im fort knox no one can get to me

>>8074864
Aahh? What do you mean? :O
It was the first time I tried to make american pancakes and I just made a lil staple out of 4 of them and put some honey in between and on top, because I didn't have maple syrup.
They don't all have the same size, because I just put in some dough so they are smaller and don't cover the whole pan :o

>>8074894
Yeah they were really nice~
I made some with vanilla pudding filling and some with Nutella and vanilla filling~
I forgot that I could also use bananas+Nutella, but oh well~

>>8074933
Sure looks like it c:

You're getting me hungry desu because that sounds REALLY tasty >.<

>tfw not eating celebratory Goulash after moving with Myrthe RIGHT NOW

>>8074938
I'm sorry :(
I really want a nim pizza >_<

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i wish the anon who said he was coming to reno actually bothered to come here.
i'd have someone to cuddle & give me kisses, maybe even fuck me silly.
it keeps happening, i need someone.
anyone.
i don't even care if you don't have a peen.
i need to be held & caressed

>>8074912
>pseudoincestuous
How?

>>8074946
aaaa I wish >n<

>>8074947
No it's okay, silly!

>>8074951
They're talking about Elsanna

>>8074947
y-you mean the pizza i posted or a pizza made of nim

>>8074962
How do you taste like?

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>>8074965
She tastes like rice with butter.

>>8074965
you'd have to find out!

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Will i ever pass?

>>8074973
Hard to say from a picture, but at least looks wise, your prospects aren't bad.

I wanna POOP on Gumball!

Cummies taste nice

I wanna SHIT in Gumball!

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holy fuck i hate my isp

>>8074933
they look like they taste fine, and tree blood is good but not required

i think maybe your pan wasn't quite hot enough and you should serve them with the first side you cooked up

that's just a guess, but ideally they'll be pretty flat in color and a bit darker

please stop owning me

>>8074929
Cudds are nice, I feel deprived already. I need moreeee

>>8074957
Move to the UK.
Out of the EU and soon to deport mudslimes

>>8074988
im so jealous :(

gotta wait till august for mine

>>8074986
Ohh thanks for the tips. I didn't know how dark they have to be I thought they should be lighter. And yeah I guess the first side actually looked nicer :o

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>>8074977
Really?

>>8074990
>Out of the EU
So soon to deport us too lmao

Did anyone have any interesting dreams last night to share?

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>be me
>never gonna get cuds

i guess i should get the fuck off here and go exercise at least

i need to buy some running shoes

>>8074998
Explain?
Just because a country is out of a the European Union doesn't mean you can't move in

>>8074987
Nicotine belongs to me.

>>8074993
I'm sorryyyy, I hope that goes well for you! Idk I have a few people I cuddle lately.

>>8075000
I dreamed a trip pooped in my bed multiple times.

>>8075000
my dreams always involve me back in school seeing friends i haven't seen in years

then i wake up sad because ill probably never see them again

oh and i can shapeshift and walk through walls

>>8075000
Just the same old nightmares tying into my survivor's guilt. The one about evacing Earth before aliens turned it into a glass parking lot was especially stressful. The castle siege one wasn't much better.

>>8074987
no

>>8074990
muslims are never going to be deported...

>>8075000
I had one last night that I was in this ballroom set up for a party overlooking the ocean all alone at night as the world was ending
kinda surreal desu

>>8075003
Sure but they're not gonna let two trannies without any schooling beyond high school in

>>8075007
Who was it?

>>8075008
wat

>>8075009
>>8075016
You should write a story about your dreams.

>>8075009
Sound like fun dreams

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>>8075000
dreamt i kissed my friend who i've only seen once irl
hbu?

>>8075019
It's a secret.

>>8074997
I'd say you pass

>>8075014
People who are against illegal immigration and refugees coming in are the same people who voted out of the EU (so the majority).

So something will happen I'm sure.
(Hopefully for the british)

>>8075017
Then get an education and move there

>>8075024
>tfw I look like a schizo now

>>8075019
The less I remember about those, the better. I really shouldn't write them down. I get enough flashbacks of nightmares as it is.

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Buy brendan frasier ffs because she can't afford it

>>8075017
you won't want to be there anyway

brexit is just gonna destroy the last remaining glory of their former colonial empire

they'll blame it on minorities because that's a lot easier for them than accepting responsibility

>>8075019
yeah id use my powers to play pranks on the teacher and everyone thought i was cool

>>8075029
But I want out NOW
Only EU countries will take us in >:(

>>8074987
no

>>8075036
You're on my trip silly!

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>>8075019
maybe, my writing skills are pretty shit though
I swear every dream is the apocalypse, I just want a chill dream for once

>>8075039
I mean, I understand wanting to move 'now'. I wish I could move in the US now.

But I'm gonna need to wait and get a better education before I'm able to.

And you two probably will have to wait a bit.
Besides, why move 'now'? Your parents or Myrthe's are really supportive and stuff

>>8075000
just scary shit
shit I don't want to remember
as usual

sertii paid me $10000 to send her a full plaster mold of my body

why would she do that?

>>8075045
but

i'm very sorry

>>8075022
I don't remember mine from last night.

>>8075025
:(

>>8075033
Oh, I getcha.

>>8075038
:>

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>>8075035
Meanwhile, the sun never sets on France.

>>8075054
no
>>8075053
wtf
i'm sure it was less

>>8075058
i just charged your card twice oopsie heehee

>>8075034
Light makeup makes him look like mila kunis
Kill me

>>8075049
Maybe they happen once in a while and you don't remember?

>>8075051
:[

Seems like every MtF I know has horrible vivid nightmares

>>8075056
I'm sorry

>>8075068
wtf give my money back???
also buy me pizza now pls

>>8075069
mila kunis if she had a really thick neck

>>8075071
i don't have nightmares!

even when scary stuff happens in my dreams i think i always have this subconscious sense that none of this is actually real so it doesn't scare me

>>8075074
no i like money

okay what kind

>>8075071
>Seems like every MtF I know has horrible vivid nightmares
I've always had intense lucid dreams. Like every time i dream i am fully conscious, i just don't talk about it because it weirds people out, no one is interested in other people's dreams

>>8075084
I like listening to people talk about themselves.

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>>8075071
Yeah that might be true
it could just be the apocalyptic nightmares and sleep paralysis are way more memorable
Those and the ones where everyone I know dies