why are 2d gay relationships so much cuter?

>>8066934
Everything is better in 2D

>>8066940
This seems to be very true

How realistically close can we get to 2D?

>>8066945
Killing ourselves with a steamroller is the only thing I can think of tbqh

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>>8066950
well at least we have a plan.

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>>8066950
Do it.

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>>8066950
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>>8066984
>>8067209

Or you could just be my bf, I'm the best bf

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>>8066934
2D love is superior cuz 2D gays are superior

>>8066934
Can anyone explain to me this CRIMES meme?

>>8066934
no worrying about shit on your dick
desu

>>8067449
are you really that worried about getting shit on your dick?
you have shit coming out your ass everyday and manage to live with it.

getting shit on your dick is actually a pretty rare occurrence.

i live with my bf and we fuck everyday and i've only got shit on my dick once and it was because he was sick from eating tacos and getting drunk the night before.

it wasn't that bad. i just wiped it off with a towel and then we both got in the shower and started fucking again. life goes on.

sex with a real person is waaay better than masturbating to pictures.

>>8067513
lol calm down
I'm a subby tranny and I've never had any problems with it myself, I'm just saying that's probably the reason OP likes 2d better

>>8067513
That is why being a vagentleman is superior, fake vaginas dont have shit!

>>8067543
you have a boyfriend robin?