fuck cis ppl desu edition
Don't reply to drakeposter
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• snugg lauren thread
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>>8040402
>>8041175
no, I'm miss Anna
blacks are inferior
How are you supposed to compete with THIS!?
>>8041284
i sing notes and i go to the extreme lows in my voice and the extreme highs
and if i do it every day ill be able to go higher if i want to
nim thread too
bobbies edition
tired and depressed
>>8041283
Cindy a qt edition
how do I convince my boyfriend to take me back
>>8041292
I would just fuck her.
>>8041292
force of personality, subterfuge, and underhanded assassination attempts?
>>8041301
That's not competing with her though but yeah me too senpai.
can cis males please stop coming here and trying to bully us into suicide
>>8041301
wtf
>>8041297
>leave him alone,
>pretend you're happy with life, that everything is fine
>and that your body is getting better
>bigger butt and bobbers
He'll want you back
I rly wanna be a girl
>>8041308
rly
>>8041308
You'll never be a girl. You're a 15 year old man and you'll always be a man.
>>8041308
silly cinder, you are a girl
>>8041308
You are one senpai
>>8041294
Bobberinos
>>8041316
girls are for cuddin
>>8041292
suicide
>>8041307
I just want to be his little spoon again
So where are all the bay area peeps, anyways?
>>8041308
Call me daddy in a vocaroo or you'll never be a girl Cinders
>>8041305
this no more bullying
>>8041309
Rilly
>>8041310
What if I'm a boy tho
>>8041312
>>8041319
Maybe if I keep trying
>>8041325
Well try what I said.
But you'd have to be very patient tho.
And if he ever gets a new gf / bf, pretend it's fine and try to be as supportive as you can.
When he'll separate them, he'll go back to you
>>8041326
tampa bay :^]
Why's this fuckin thread so cancerous? You don't see bullshit like this in ftm or gay threads.
>>8041320
I cuddle a few every other day. Sometimes you gotta spice things up.
>>8041328
You can do it!
>>8041310
GIVE KETANIME
>>8041334
h-how do you do that
asking for a friend
>>8041332
Chasers
90% of drama is caused by chasers or cis guys in this thread
>>8041332
They always have their serious pants on.
I'm an autist and I'm really scared to have people laser around my butt and genitals desu. How to relax?
>>8041308
rare picture of Cindy
>>8041345
Pretend it's a cute girl touching your dicke and butt. But don't get hard
>>8041339
Cuddle girls, or spice things up?
Do many people here feel depressed? Serious question.
>>8041332
Last time I came here was 4 years ago, the namefagging wasn't so bad in mtfg back then, people mostly whined about their dysfunction.
>>8041305
>>8041328
Sorry its a habit, id do the same thing on /r9k/ except swapping hot cis girls for hung guys to troll the board.
>>8041345
Reminder that they person lasering you will be disgusted when you pull down your pants to reveal a cock.
>>8041347
tbqh that's the first thing I thought when I saw cindy but she's much cuter than Chandler
>>8041349
s-spice things up
>>8041308
me too but its not possible for me which is why is one of the reasons I didn't transition earlier
>>8041350
not right now. i like my dog too much
>>8041341
nah you all have no chill, and you behave like teenagers. And don't tell me that's because of HRT. If anything HRT has made more more calm and collected than before.
>>8041339
I did it Nim.
It's gone
>>8041305
It's funny.
>>8041341
Yeah I know Sass is such a cishet bitch
>>8041347
Riggs is a beautiful girl I don't know what you're aiming for here desu
>>8041352
I'm in boymode but maybe they'll get disgusted by me having a cock anyway.
Well it's their job so they can deal with it. Still sooo uncomfortable with it.
>>8041362
Rip hair
>>8041350
Yeah I came here a few times back when the board was first made. Decided to repress for a few years instead of going for it. I come back now and I'm just disgusted by the community.
>>8041364
this
Please god just let me die
>>8041364
>Riggs is a beautiful girl
lmao right?
>I don't know what you're aiming for here desu
just the funnies
>>8041360
no it's not
it makes me feel bad
>>8041351
>swapping hot cis girls for hung guys to troll the board.
do you pretend to be a cis girl?
https://feminizedguy.wordpress.com/
This is the most disturbing thing I've ever read/seen.
What does ketamine do and can I have some?
>>8041377
Y'all need thicker skin :^)
>When you ordered a blood test and printed the papers out at work when no one was around, got home and realize you left them at work out in the open
faggots
>>8041373
Me not being welcome is nothing new, that's how why im confined to 4chan, most other communities got a much lower ban treshold lel.
>>8041378
No I just ask them the same thing I asked you gals, how the hell are you supposed to compete? Picture says it all really.
>>8041375
Sorry, I've got my guard up
Bullies are out in full force
>>8041377
your love of dresses is agp
>>8041354
I am really not sure. Like, it just kind of happens. It starts with talkin' and snugglin', then she says her back hurts so I offer a massage, then sultry looks are exchanged and things happen.
>>8041381
It's a horse tranquilizer.
>>8041381
It turns you British.
I'm leaving
>>8041347
Who is he?
>>8041391
h-haha okay
>>8041398
your love of dresses is agp
>>8041398
See you tomorrow.
>>8041398
Thank fuck for that.
>>8041385
>No I just ask them the same thing I asked you gals
uh huh
I bet you describe at length how much you love large alpha penis and why beta losers like them will never get laid because Chad is better then them
>>8041400
walking dead kid with only one eye
>>8041401
What's the matter?
>>8041401
But don't worry Nim, I donated it
>>8041398
Taking a trip to mcdonalds, tubs?
>>8041379
wtf stay out of my blog
>>8041381
It makes you feel all nice and stuff
it's really fuckening nice
Buy some online
>>8041409
i just get nervous thinking about that stuf..
>>8041398
Don't leave snick
>>8041350
Not as much as I used to be but yeah. I'm starting to legitimately think that suicide is the best option. Not even in like a sad way. I'm just too tired to keep doing this shit.
>>8041410
to me?
>>8041413
beep you posted ur joke one second before mine im gonna have to kill you
>>8041422
your love of snick is agp
>>8041398
Come back some time pls
You're nice
>>8041425
To cancer patients
>tfw can't just buy a kilo of ket with the money my parents saved up for me
BAD FEEL
>>8041433
Drugs are a sign of AGP
>>8041420
You're a virgin?
>>8041305
What about cis men who come here to hit on traps?
>>8041439
you didnt know?
i thought it was obvious
>>8041415
hugg
>>8041350
>Do many people here feel depressed? Serious question.
Let me think.
Being trans is pretty shitty so, yes?
>>8041443
hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg hugg
I think I'm getting boobs but I'm not sure
the more weight I loose, the more coney my chest looks
I didn't plan on this
>>8041446
coney island
>>8041443
tfw kitty webms give you a nice tingly feeling now
I love Ada a lot, she mine. She so mine.
I can't wait to see her~
>>8041433
>tfw insurance payout
pretty sure this is what kills me
>>8041430
Everything is agp
>>8041350
I'm depressed 24/7 tbqh
>>8041373
>>8041415
>>8041423
>>8041443
How many of these traits do you guys have?
http://sfhelp.org/gwc/1_traits.htm
>>8041369
Same. Felt huge dysphoria back then, then gone, now I'm not sure. I'm wondering if I could be misreading grief/depression/trauma as dysphoria, and not really be trans.
Do you regret repressing?
>>8041428
2 slow sucka
once again i am top alpha
>>8041439
How to stop being a hon?
>>8041464
Death
>>8041464
Turn back in time
>>8041460
I'm jacking off to that belly pic of yours right now
>>8041469
too late, I've already invested it in bitcoin
>>8041475
But that's what you buy drugs with
Just send it all to my home in "assets"
>>8041460
Hi beep
Tg Link gives me the feelz erry tym
>>8041460
More like this
How much didn't mean mtfgs fat distribution change?
I'm 4 years on hormones and my fat still goes to my stomach quite a bit. It matches that of women on my dads side of the family due to aboriginal heritage, so am I just screwed by genetics?
>>8041474
but i look like a boy in it????
>>8041479
iktf
>>8041369
Last year we were full of anime role playing fetishists, so it's actually an improvement
>>8041492
I wanna see the belly pic
>>8041381
ketamine is a dissociative
it feels like shoegaze sounds
it's very much a British/Central European thing and goes hand in hand with our bleak cultural mindset the same way underaged schoolgirls and suicide at 45 does with Japan, idk if most Americans would 'get' it
>>8041445
patpat
h-hi
>>8041454
ikr?
We have a channel on tv here that is basically just a bunch of kittens doing whatever it is they feel like doing in different play sets. It was the cutest thing I had ever seen and I started crying. I couldn't handle it; it was soooo cute ;_;
>>8041459
tldr!
>>8041490
do tummy vacuums. ur muscles are weak and ur belly is floppin out. side crunches too. stop being a dummy get working on the tummy
>>8041456
<3
>>8041387
I only bully softly like telling you that boys wont want to kiss you if you dont feed your boobs
my ass hurts so bad
>>8041500
>tldr
Just skip to the checklist itself.
>>8041498
>it feels like shoegaze sounds
This is perfect.
Tfw people still think you have bdd
I wish I had some ket
>tfw found a potential contact in this city but it's someone who has the same disability as me so their memory is terrible and they take like a month to respond to anything
FUCK
I'm close to trying to dark net but I've got a lot to lose if I get caught
>>8041459
>felling numb
yeppur
>Symptoms of repressed anger
what are those even? I don't feel angry like ever if that helps...
>minimizings and/or denials
One of my favorite things to say is "it doesn't matter" so I'll say yes to this one.
>Chronic weariness depression or apathy
It comes and goes.
>One or more addictions
Zero actually.
>Repeated avoidances
Ohhh yeah. This one big time.
>Chronic pain or illness
nah
>eating disorders
I don't consider it a disorder but you might. My diet is really irregular and I sometimes forget to eat in a day. And sometimes I remember but just don't bother to get food.
>repeated anniversary depressions
It takes a year or more to cycle but I'd say yes.
>Some digestive or bowell problems
none.
>purging momentos
yeah but I don't do it for that reason. I just hate keeping junk.
>exaggerated reactions
no. im pretty insensitive to loss.
>Do you regret repressing?
Too early to tell. This is my last try before self kill so we'll see.
>>8041500
are you having a nice day
Drugs are bad
>>8041507
Tell the people how much you love me, nerd ;3
>>8041522
drugs are fun
>>8041522
Badass
>>8041531
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
Is having a constant urge to slice myself up bad
It hasn't gone away for a few days
>>8041514
fuck. this is me. what does this mean?
Drugs are a sign you're running away from reality instead of changing what is hurting you.
Stop!
>>8041535
Nope
Slice away
>>8041541
what is reality
I cannot change my mental illness
>>8041541
you are aware that HRT is a drug right
>>8041545
lol
>>8041541
But I don't use any regularly. I hardly even ever drink.
>>8041546
>>8041531
injection time D:
Did anyone go full autistic with their chosen name and end up sounding like a fantasy rpg character?
Yours,
Frambois Criterion
>>8041541
ty for the reminder to blaze it
>>8041508
I'll make sure to feed them lots
>>8041546
So is aspirin, you're taking it to cure your symptoms. Not the same as doing coke.
>>8041556
>>8041535
>Is having a constant urge to slice myself up bad
yeah don't do that
>It hasn't gone away for a few days
if you haven't acted on those urges then that's good
>>8041566
right, which is why 'drugs are bad' is a asinine statement
>>8041562
good girl
>>8041568
GOAT MEME
>>8041568
>>8041578
Drugs are bad.
my face when i see a tranny
>>8041566
I mean
I microdose ket sometimes as an antidepressant, it works far better than SSRIs
that's technically legit
>>8041583
>>8041540
>>8041518
It means you survived childhood trauma (neglect, abandonment, and/or abuse) and developed up to 6 psychological wounds as a result. Me too, that website really helped. (sfhelp.org/gwc/guide1.htm)
It's a therapy framework based on the idea that we all have a fragmented personality, and that most of people's problems are caused by personality "subselves" (personality parts) conflicting with each other, and that we can all learn to reduce those conflicts, learn to consciously identify our primary needs, and focus on problem-solving to satisfy them, as well as consciously work to reduce each wound (excessive shame, excessive fears, inability to trust/bond, etc).
This shit is the reason I didn't kill myself years ago.
BTW, if anyone here is suicidal, please check this out: sfhelp.org/gwc/suicide.htm (skip to "Options")
>>8041595
no thanks anon I weighed in 13 pounds lower than my goal today :( gotta stuff face
>>8041595
TRYING
this final few lbs is stubborn
>>8041490
I made this mistake thinking hrt would do all the work. After a few years I started using hrt as the vehicle for my change and not the crutch. get to work
>>8041283
>tfw currently a neet
>tfw can't afford diy hrt anymore
>tfw no nearby ic clinic
>>8041596
>neglect
Yeah that's the one. Also could never have any friends because I never lived in the same place for more than a year. It's fine though. Im not really up for involved therapy or anything of that nature.
>>8041571
But I feel like I'm going to snap if I don't do something to calm myself down and it's all I can think of
I can't do any school work and I kept drinking to try to calm myself down but it didn't work
How big is your rib cage mtfg?
Mine is 32.5" :(
>>8041596
>It means you survived childhood trauma
I cant remember anything traumatic, raised by good parents but I still check out on most of those.
>>8041595
LMFAO
>>8041541
This
>>8041514
Pretty much the only one of these applies would be the emptiness but only somewhat.
I'm extremely empathetic, unfortunately I'm usually too socially retarded to put it to use helping people :/
>>8041519
>are you having a nice day
It's okay. I had an amazing panini for lunch :)
I'm kind of stressing out because nice weather is rapidly approaching and I have nothing to wear and I can't hide under a winter coat much longer :(
I wouldn't actually hide, except my hair pretty much ruins any shot at a female presentation so I'm in this weird masc/andro mode. I hate guy clothes so much and they are waay too big now.
How are you?
>>8041595
My bmi is 21 though.
>>8041596
>It means you survived childhood trauma (neglect, abandonment, and/or abuse)
Well this certainly applies. I have some abandonment/neglect issues and there was def. some emotional and physical abuse growing up :(
>>8041541
Damn thats deep.
Next you're gonna tell me people drink to escape their problems and blow my mind some more.
Drugs are bad
Turn to Jesus instead
>>8041625
>My bmi is 21 though.
OINK OINK
>finish injection
>pull needle out and squeeze the tiny bit thats left out
>blood
>realize i didnt draw it back to check for a vein
if i die you all know why
rip
>>8041595
If I lose anymore weight then I'd be anorexic, I have a bmi of 17.5
I need to gain weight desu.
>>8041634
Damn dying flat chested rip man
>>8041635
Same here
>>8041635
That's not anorexic you dumb faggot. My gf is 5'7" 95 lbs and a normal healthy weight, just skinny. She's almost 3 points below you BMI wise.
Fatass.
>>8041612
>Im not really up for involved therapy or anything of that nature
It's all self-help FYI, you set the pace.
>>8041616
Are you sure? Here's a list of traits of high-nurturance families, try comparing it to yours: sfhelp.org/senpai/traits.htm
>>8041625
>I'm extremely empathetic, unfortunately I'm usually too socially retarded to put it to use helping people :/
Same, I love that feel that deep down I'm "sensitive".
>>8041631
>>My bmi is 21 though.
>OINK OINK
>tfw bmi21 too, feel fat as fuck
>>8041643
Is your "gf" a Chinese 14 year old male by chance?
Tfw bmi of 15.5
>>8041650
She's 18 year old latina. Stop making excuses for being a porker.
>>8041655
So she's a typical anorexic flat assed flat chested narrow hipped tranny. GG
>>8041654
Good girl, that's a nice weight. Finally one non-fatass ITT.
>>8041643
>5'7" 95 lbs
>a normal healthy weight
ok buddy lmao
>>8041638
fkn rekt m8
>5'8
>130 lbs
>>8041658
She's cis, I'm not gay.
>>8041654
me thinks you should gain some, or you calculated it wrong.
Google what the fuck is this
>>8041664
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cow
>>8041665
Then why the fuck are you in a tranny thread? See ladies, it is always the cis male anons that cause shit in the thread.
19 best bmi
>>8041670
I'm too skinny tho
>>8041613
what's got you feeling this way?
if you're worried about snapping then hide anything you could hurt yourself with i guess
i'm not the best at controlling those urges
>>8041625
>I'm kind of stressing out because nice weather is rapidly approaching and I have nothing to wear and I can't hide under a winter coat much longer :(
saaaame ;_;
i'm looking for a lightweight hoodie that might be able to work
>>8041665
>I'm not gay
Why are you on this board then desu?
>>8041661
I have a bmi of 20. Should I just kms?
>>8041631
>OINK OINK
Self esteem crushed ;_;
Seriously though, I am actually losing weight, slowly. I'm pretty happy with my body for the most part. I'm just trying to shed the last bits of male pattern fat.
>>8041649
It's a wonderful gift, but I feel so powerless. I really want to help people but sometimes I just have no idea what to say or do other than giving them a hug :(
>>8041670
I am getting really sick of being used as slave labor for googles projects.
>>8041677
He's a troll obviously, lot of anons are straight cis males that like to troll trannys.
>>8041634
this is why i stopped injections desu
>>8041685
wtf why tho. If I lose more weight I'll pass out from undernourishment
>all these tall male-Tier bmis
No wonder none of you pass, you ain't got no damn curves.
>>8041634
This is why you don't self-med, your doctor should have showed you how to not kill yourself. Natural selection.
Any of you ever camwhored for money? I'm at rock bottom and out of options
>>8041634
are you still alive and well beep
Is wanting to be a girl super gay?
>>8041634
You should visit a doctor if it's troubling you
>>8041693
>becoming a whole
Lol
>>8041693
I camwhored on cam2gays when I was even younger than Cindy. But sadly didn't get any money :c
>>8041679
Always check the wrong options when possible for google projects. Since you are being used to verify shit you can give close but incorrect results to train the AI stupidity
>>8041676
proudly display them.
Why the fuck are trannies so anorexic? They always seem to be obsessed with losing weight. Kind of counter intuitive because cis females naturally carry a little more weight which creates a more curvy and luscious feminine figure. Really makes me think...
>>8041685
I'm 5'10. The calculator says it's smack dab in the middle of the healthy range for females and on the low side for males...
>>8041699
You try getting a job in a predominately christian area as a tranny. Not a business within 10 counties that'd hire me
>tfw end up sleeping 14+ hours but don't feel as sick anymore
I want to kill myself
>>8041689
I don't think you know how bmi works...
>>8041708
Because you need to lose your male fat deposits, you stupid fucking idiot. HRT wont make your fat move around, it will only make new fat accumulate in feminine areas. So you're supposed to be very skinny when starting HRT so you don't keep your male fat deposits.
You're not curvy you're disgusting honny.
>>8041709
t b h needles r scary
>>8041693
camwhoring seems shitty all around unless that is your goal. try actually caring about someone who can support you and be desirable
>>8041698
Idk
I wanna be a girl and I'm bi
I dont think its gay
>>8041595
it's difficult when you can't exercise because your joints like to give out before your muscles have any work applied to them
>>8041721
I have a disorder that prevents me from forming emotional connections
>>8041708
self image issues
everyone should get a lil chub desu bc it will go where you want it. no one wants a flat butt or tiny bby thighs when ur shoulders are prob less than ideal (desu)
>>8041719
yes. my first week i had an anxiety attack. that was week 5 and it was pretty easy desu. almost just a regular thing
Let's talk about the magical medical procedure that makes you pass 100%, and feminine in every way, indistinguishable from cis.
How far are we from it? How would you go about making it? Serious btw. Repressing since I'll never pass (height, shoulders), but would use that magic button if it existed.
5 years out? 10? 15? Would it ever be technically possible?
Lmfao do any of you anorexic bitches even have tits? And no come tits and anything below a full B doesn't count.
>>8041615
40 inches
yeah
I make sushi
uwu
>>8041714
That's why I'm start working out
That way I get muscle and hence weight
>>8041595
thats disgusting
>>8041713
try to sleep from 9pm to 3am. I find I heal the best then.
>>8041693
I'd kill myself first...
Do any (male) chasers want a damaged goods gf..
>>8041715
try to lay down, drink water, and rest, that's what I do when I get super sad
>>8041734
what kinda sushi did you make
>>8041723
How is your thyroid?
>>8041732
None currently ITT but there are like 2 or 3 yes
>>8041676
I don't know what's making me feel like this
Something just triggered this horrible wave of suicidal thoughts and depression
I'm tense, I get angry really quickly, keep saying out loud how much I wanna die, I've thrown things across my room. I'm usually a really calm person and this is scaring me
>>8041722
Me2
But I think it's pretty gay, but like so gay that it overlaps and becomes straight
So what was gay is straight and what was straight is gay
>>8041744
Maybe after you lose 50 lbs porky the pig
>>8041734
is sushi good?
>>8041745
no!
it's all pointless
why prolong my suffering
>>8041723
https://youtu.be/Wy5syV1conc
>>8041752
>>8041744
Arent we all damaged gods by default?
>>8041615
44"
>>8041754
sushi is really good
especially with mayonaisse
>>8041763
Basically this
>>8041773
Cindy don't get fat or nobody will ever love you
>>8041670
>pathetic chaser trying to body shame
>>8041773
about right for your age...
>>8041744
Are you okay desu?
>>8041763
I like the food that my mom cooks better than pizza
>>8041762
gosh i don't know about that ._.
boys don't usually display their boobs except for faye
also i need a hoodie to cover up the rest of my disgusting body too
>>8041710
>I'm 5'10. The calculator says it's smack dab in the middle of the healthy range for females and on the low side for males...
>>8041729
>American "healthy" is chubby in reality.
This, don't trust BMI charts. The male one says I'm "normal", yet my body fat is 20%+ (very fat).
>>8041756
>repressing is stupid
>we are very far
>just settle
I'm 6"1 with 20" shoulders (no muscle), won't work.
>>8041780
I forgot my trip uwu
>>8041751
basically you need a hugg
>>8041796
Are you measuring correctly?
Anyone else feels some kind of weird feeling after taking their daily / weekly / monthly hormones?
I do and I love that feeling
>>8041763
>anne.jpg.bmp.png
>>8041758
please try to lay down, maybe try getting into audio books would help, it helps block bad thoughts for awhile :(
Trip on
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GmWTCc2Afa
I had to post this desu
>>8041744
No male wants damaged goods, learn to advertise yourself better. You dun goofd and will have to lie about how much dick you've taken unless you wanna be this girl 10 years down the road.
>>8041805
erections aren't weird...
>>8041798
teens love to eat due to puberty...
>>8041790
My dad used to cook great food
I hope he'll come around someday
>>8041812
AGP
>>8041812
Yours is inside out in you though
>>8041810
>>8041812
Im not talking about boners >~<
but sort of like a weird high after I take my estrogen with my progesterone
>>8041802
>Are you measuring correctly?
Yes :(
>>8041802
Woah wtf. Not that person but I've been measuring my shoulders wrong this whole time. I thought they were 16.5" but without the arms it's much smaller!
ok, update on fwb grill.
>i don't know why but you look super familiar
well, do you go to unr?
maybe that's where you've seen me?
i guess i kinda stick out, huh?
this girl has seen me before.... 9.9
weird
>>8041821
I got told to
>>8041805
I've noticed my mood goes down late at night and early morning and I feel more okay during the day after I've taken my hrt
>>8041830
So I inferred. But by whom?
>>8041819
Yes thank you that was the joke
>>8041820
Ok, I wasn't actually being serious but you still do get "boners", you obviously don't have a penis to get erect though.
>>8041810
Make one saying you'll be a good girl for daddy.
>>8041800
Thanks
I could really use a hugg right now
>>8041744
Damaged goods in what way?
>>8041840
all these tummy piercings are DISGUSTING CIS TRENDS
>>8041811
>giving an average of over 14 orgasms a day to guys
>every single day
>for six years
WEW.
>>8041839
Your penis is still a part of you and always will be.
>>8041835
>Yeah you're suppose to measure that way
why though
that doesn't really reflect how wide your shoulders are
>>8041838
Emma
>>8041846
Those are stick-ons sperg
>>8041825
Tfw shoulders are 16"
>>8041676
I bought this one, it's pretty lightweight and comfy but I think it's a Canadian only store. A little short but idk how long a hoodie should be anyways.
https://www.marks.com/en/categories/womens/casual/tops/hoodies/product/long-sleeve-french-terry-full-zip-hoodie-90089.html#90089%5Bcolor%5D=BLACK
Maybe try Gap or Old navy to start? This one is kind of similar!
http://www.gapcanada.ca/browse/product.do?pid=241653163&vid=1&locale=en_CA&kwid=1&sem=false&sdkw=french-terry-zip-hoodie-P241653&sdReferer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gapcanada.ca%2Fproducts%2Fhoodies-for-women.jsp
Sorry for the big links, the spam filter is being stupid :(
>>8041706
I used to troll the word captchas like that. It was almost worth the hassle sometimes.
What really pisses me off is when they want you to guess all the blank, and then it slowly loads more in over and over. Sometimes it takes 5+ seconds for the new images to load in and there could be a half dozen or more. That's well beyond proving we're human; it's blatant exploitation >.<
>>8041715
hugg
I'm not letting go :(
>>8041734
do want!
>>8041776
>avocado
not sure if want
>>8041744
Hey, Natalie. I am a chaser now, and I can't help but be a man. What's up?
>>8041852
You goofs.
>>8041847
Once you pop you just cant stop.
>>8041853
somehow that's even worse
>>8041849
Because that is from end to end of the shoulder bones
>>8041850
I wish I could get my doc to up my estrogen so I could take a little more later in the day :\
>>8041840
galactic daddy issues.
>>8041855
They're not in the vagina they're where the penis was attached, so around the clit
>>8041857
There's no avocado in these ones
>>8041848
Yeah, it's not like I care, that's life
>>8041868
Lannu, did you use wasabi this time in the egg salad rolls?
>>8041856
>tfw shoulders are <16in and you're on the skinny side.
>>8041868
Ohh so the lips get hard? owo;
>>8041874
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AGgQaY1pc_c
>>8041818
What happened?
>>8041863
Okay good, I was worried about you.
>>8041858
Nyaa
Not transitioning was the greatest mistake of my entire life...
I guess now all i can do is convert to judaism or something idk
>>8041888
what about transitioning now. It's never too late.
Unless you're like 40 yo
how to find gf that doesn't mind you being tall af
>>8041878
No, the clit gets hard
>>8041873
I didn't use anything but mayo for the rolls themselves but I picked up wasabi to put onto the rolls
>>8041892
>It's never too late
>>8041888
thought ur going to transition and travel the world
>>8041896
How tall are you?
>>8041827
& she lives in carson city.
this is some spooky shit.
where could she have seen me?
maybe she's thinking of somebody else who looks kinda like me, that has to be it
>>8041796
>id rather be a hunky t smelling bad skinned man than a cute lanky feminine guy that gets called a girl anyway; the post
>>8041903
6'4"
kill me
>>8041888
Transitioning was the greatest mistake in my life
>>8041897
can you actually /see/ it get hard?
Or feel it get hard from touching with your fingers?
>>8041897
Elanna, is Dr Pepper your favorite soda?
>>8041880
My dad is very against my transition, and my parents are divorced
So I don't see him anymore
I think was okay with me wanting to wear girly clothes
But when I started hormones he tried to have me taken from my mom and sent to a mental hospital
I haven't seen him since last year
>>8041907
Same, my dude. I find it to be the perfect height for getting girls, though.
>>8041897
By the way Elanna, how are you holding up?
>>8041912
*hugs*
>>8041912
wow that sucks.
my dad is in some kind of denial about it. Most of the time he pretends he's okay with it but I can tell inside he's like "why tf did I have that kid"
>>8041914
even as a tranny?
>>8041918
If I had a fake vagina I'd be bummed
He's probably stuck a lot of shit up that cave though
>>8041909
I don't think it's visible
Yeah, you'll feel if if you're trying to poke around the clit
Idk, they do have to leave a very small amount of erectile tissue behind it's not a full amputation, it's analagous to the erectile tissue that cisgirls have although I believe it is differently shaped
>>8041910
Yes actually, I prefer diet dp though
>>8041918
I feel like hammered dog shit and the hangover from last week basically consists of flu symptoms ;~;
>>8041708
not me homie I've been trying to get fatter for four years now
>>8041922
No.
>>8041924
Ohh okay.
Makes me wonder if cis clits get a bit hard too, now
>>8041912
I'm so sorry
Hopefully he comes back and supports you
Hugg
>>8041910
Dr. Pepper is the best
>>8041896
Stop trying to find a gf desu.
>>8041932
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoral_erection
>>8041912
that's awful :(
>>8041932
>structure analogous to a penis attached to internal structures derived from the same tissues that would have differentiated into erectile tissue and internal male structures
Yeah, they do
Take a guess
>>8041944
When do you get your mancave?
>>8041905
>>bad skinned
H-how did you guess?
>>id rather be a hunky t smelling bad skinned man than a cute lanky feminine guy that gets called a girl anyway; the post
I'll try to stop being damaged goods, and get in a relationship for the first time of my life (19yo), become a more normal person, and then I'll see how the dysphoria is by then. I don't even trust my own feelings because of how fucked up I am.
Also, I'm pretty attractive as a guy, and could be in the top 5 or 1% if I worked on it (get lean, muscles) and just fuck 3-5 new girls every week (assuming I get past my emotional problems), and I would be trading that for a like as a masculine, freaky "girl" that nobody wants to date, and who'll never be treated like a woman anyway, until the day I die.
No matter what, I'll never be like Link.
>>8041950
In about 2 years and some months. I don't know the exact date. Just that I'm on a waiting list and that it was 3 years when they put me on it.
Which trips have mancaves?
>>8041950
man cave is name for ftm vagina
>>8041944
Find someone scheduled for the surgery, impersonate a staff member from the hospital and negotiate a rescheduling of the surgery with the actual patient, and then finally impersonate the patient and receive your free surgery.
>>8041956
Russian ferret guy I think
>>8041956
Elanna, lalalily, and CFH
>>8041933
I'm hoping he'll come around if/when I pass
>>8041919
>>8041921
>>8041941
*hugs*
I used to have meme depression
but now I have real depression
I like the (other) effects of cypro but I think its to blame
wat do
>>8041958
I think any of the codenamed 'Snake' -Venom Naked, Liquid, Solidus and Solid- couldn't even do that if they tried.
There's no chance
>>8041962
hugg
thankfully I don't live at my dad's tho. I also rarely see him
>>8041935
no thanks
Should I put this in my man cave?
>>8041960
I didn't know CFH had a mancave
im bored and depressed so I'm gonna do something irresponsible and post myself on 4chan (hailee said I could)
rate my tucc game
>>8041965
How are you ever gonna get a pussy if you're such a PUSSY?
>>8041970
If you share it.
>>8041962
Thats nonsense you already pass desu
>>8041970
Hmm do mancaves get yeast infections like vaginas? If not then go for it
>>8041979
if they do I'll make my own vagyeast bread
>>8041972
Wtf why are you so thicc?
>>8041976
>Not wanting to be a badass
Doesn't make you any less of a woman.
>>8041983
years of practice
>>8041984
I don't have cool American spy clothes, or silent weapons. Or the skill to do any of these
>>8041975
Thank you, but I've got a good bit to work on before I pass desu
>>8041965
Liquid did disguise himself as Lax pretty well though. And Naked as both a doctor and GRU major so maybe they could......
>>8041982
*neovagyeast bread
>>8041973
It's almost gone you better get over here fast
>>8041979
Ok I guess I won't
>>8041748
my thyroid is fine, I have dyspraxia and hypotonia because of brain damage at birth
>>8041987
But all the coolest action heroes just wing it.
>>8041997
Something tells me you don't actually wan to share.
>>8041972
I'm honestly going to fucc you into a coma :^)
>>8042002
but that's because they can't really die, otherwise the movies wouldn't work
>>8042002
It's too late for me to share it's all gone
rip
everything makes me so uncomfortable all the time lmao how am I still alive
I've been doing everything to prevent acne
I've been cleaning my face twice daily and drinking tons of water
And I'm still having breakouts. Fugg :(
>>8042009
same. I feel vulnerable and uncomfortable all the time
>>8042016
same and I'm 23 life is suffering
>>8042011
But movie heroes never die. It's always the bad guys that do die.
>trip on mushrooms
>look in mirror
>can't believe how feminine I look (5 months hrt)
>look in mirror today
>just look like a normal dude
sad
>>8042024
rip in peace anon
>>8042024
I wanna trip on shrooms
>>8042016
Ahhhh I hate this >~<
No matter what I do it seems like it comes back as fast as i get rid of it
Acne is one of my biggest problems right now desu
>>8042029
accutane
It will clear up within 4 to 6 months and you will never have bad acne again
Sorry for not giving everyone their (You)s everyone. Busy at work. Kind of just feeling like I missed out on a lot at life and I'm stuck all alone. I'm okay though, as okay as can be which involves self harming and crying again.
>>8042022
How do you know the bad guys aren't the good guys?
What does this have to do with sex reassignment surgery again?
>>8042031
accutane seals your growth plates
so if you take it there is a 0% chance your hips will grow
>>8042035
I forget
>>8042032
where in the US do you live?
>>8041922
I get girls easily being tall
I'm 6'1
Being an Amazon/fashion model looking is petty desirable
I also get legit fashion models
>>8042036
False. I took it at 18 and I have big hips. Most stuff like that is genetic.
>>8042045
hmm ok I believe you
I just thought that was one of the known side effects
>>8041673
>BMI of 19
No wonder you don't pass
>>8042047
I really don't remember how long it took to go away. I have a crap memory. But don't worry about it too much
>>8042047
It stunts height, not hip growth.
>>8042011
Nah they were gud
>>8042050
You're thinking of height, yes it can stunt that.
>>8042041
Fort Worth, Texas.
>tfw cybernetic prosthesis or full robot body
honestly not even for trans reasons, I just want to be rid of the foibles that are my disability issues
I'd gladly sacrifice what little sense of touch I have to have my right arm and leg replaced with superior technology
>>8041912
yeah there's several cases like that in the UK atm, judges are ruling in the fathers' favour, if your mum is protecting you from him that's good
>>8042065
I'm sure bionics are gonna get bette this century. But let's hope we're all still alive when it becomes a trend to get 'augmented'
>>8042065
*>tfw no
too high for this typing shit
>>8042065
don't you have neurological problems? how will cybernetics help you at all
me on the right
the song fast car by Tracy Chapman reminds me of my brother tb h
>>8042069
I hope so
I hope Elon Musk's latest enterprise works out, I'd love to have external memory banks to replace the bits of my brain I lost at birth
>>8042076
I have brain damage
neurological enhancements like Elon Musk proposes would bypass the functions I can't properly control as a result
>>8042080
Plenty of people are shitting on Musk saying he's just promises and no real work.
He sure seems like our universe's Tony Stark, but we haven't seen too much from him right now
>>8042083
who
>>8042083
When Mulan Szechuan sauce actually becomes R&M merch
https://my.mixtape.moe/gaiolh.webm
Did anyone else laugh at this?
>>8042084
but what if that neurological enhancement didn't let you properly enjoy ketamine anymore?
>>8042085
I mean SpaceX seems to be doing fine
and wasn't he involved in setting up Paypal or something?
clearly he's diversifying and some of his projects will fail and others will succeed, but I'm holding on to the hope that this one is more realistic than, say, his colonisation of Europa project
What does everyone like to eat??? Im getting tired of tendies all the time
>>8042096
I doubt that would be a realistic outcome of such a technology, but even so, being disabled is a huge part of why I'm so depressed and need drugs to cope in the first place, that and being trans
>>8042094
That was funny :)
>>8042099
nuggies
i feel like im gonna pass and im not gonna pass at the same time
im experiencing doublethink
>>8042106
):<
>>8042099
cum
>>8042112
just wait and see nim!
don't waste time and energy worrying about it
>>8042089
There's a dimension where morty is trans so Rick did a really nice thing and made him a cis female using fancy future alien tech and now she is Morticia
>>8042116
what's that
>>8042104
shingles*
I always forget the word
>>8042104
Maybe she was trying to immigrate mistaking the building for a independent more well off city state but its just a hilton hotel probably kek.
>>8042105
https://my.mixtape.moe/atzcho.webm
heres one more light hearted where no one gets hurt, only motivated.
>>8042116
Excuse me, what was that?
What was that about cum?
is telling your parents/family that you're gay before telling them you're trans a good strategy?
does it seem more likely to ease them into the idea or will it just be like 2 really awkward, horrible events?
>>8042118
im trying :(
>>8042124
oh lol. I have no feelings I'm so used to watching videos of people dying that it sometimes makes me laugh. (yet actually I'm surprisingly very afraid of dying)
>>8042099
avocado toast
>>8042127
it's a cumdiment
>>8042128
just tell them you're a tranny then after that literally nothing will surprise them
nim passed away last night
>>8042133
my penis in you right now.
>>8042128
You did good to ask.
Because it's exactly what I did.
1 year before coming out as trans, I came out as 'gay' to check my family's reactions.
The next year, when I actually came out as trans, they didn't believe me and pretty much acted like I was talking shit and didn't take me seriously for the /entire/ year
>>8042138
is this true
>>8042134
Okay, but why were you thinking about cum?
>>8042139
o-oh my
anon you are so forward...
>>8042124
I prefer the ones where people get hurt.
>>8042134
but being gay is easier to take in
>>8042146
Where you at Nim.
I wanna fight you
>>8042146
Ok, tell your mom that you're gay then if it's so much easier to process
>>8042144
HOW ABOUT IT ANON
>>8042150
BURN!!
>>8042142
I uh
Am not thinking about cum
Or dicks
I would never do such a thing only harlots do that
>>8042146
Tell your mom you're a gay girl
2 birds with 1 stone
>>8042131
Flirting with death on the battlefield though is probably without doubt the biggest rush ever. I'd ask Faye but sadly she just sat around stacking sandbags.
>>8042145
>I prefer the ones where people get hurt.
https://my.mixtape.moe/qdwvsq.webm
Heres one of two little sisters getting hurt (in the soul)
I dont enjoy this one btw
>>8042153
tb h idk what you want me to say. we probably don't live anywhere close to each other and I don't really want to erp
>>8042134
>just tell them you're a tranny then after that literally nothing will surprise them
I've also been on hrt about half a year
..weeew I honestly can't even imagine telling them desu
my dad's not the biggest fan of the gays, I just feel like tranny is too big a pill to swallow at that point
>>8042140
so overall not such a hot idea huh?
>>8042150
i thought about it
im not saying it would easy on my mom but it'd be easier to hide it from family and stuff
i think part of it is that she'd be ashamed to have a gay son, she tries to hide that im an atheist from her friends and stuff too
>>8042160
>doesn't want to erp
>not even with a cute transbian like myself
i am disappoint in you anon.
where are you?
>>8042163
what about having a lesbian son?
>>8042148
down at the ice cream store eatin' a sundae and drinkin' some sodie pop
you know, tough guy stuff
>>8042161
Yeah it's not a really good idea.
It might be better to tell them : Uhm, so guys... I'm trans. (and also tell them if you're into guys at the same time)
That is, if you're sure they're not gonna kill you for it
>>8042166
i think she'd wouldn't be able to compute that and her brain would explode
>>8042161
>I've also been on hrt about half a year
>still in the closet
How the fuck do y'all even get into these situations anyways
Back in my day we came out before getting on hormones
That said, just say it how it is. If you start changing your mind or providing "updates" on what you actually are it dilutes what you're saying and will make them take you less seriously
>>8042159
I did.
Any more?
>>8042172
this is gonna be me if i don't get into college this semester desu
>>8042099
Thai curry, tikka masala, korma, bolognese, chili, greek salad, hummus, greek lamb burgers with feta, PIZZA, beef ministrone. I'm probably forgetting some >.>
>>8042168
I feel pretty safe about not dying
my mom I think will still love me the same
my dad and his side of the family will 100% think I'm mentally ill and will never accept it as anything real...I doubt he'd even tell them really
>>8042173
Yes, but I dont wanna feel sad tonight.
>>8042128
My mum always added "find a nice girl or guy" whenever she questioned my relationship status
>>8042172
>How the fuck do y'all even get into these situations anyways
>Back in my day we came out before getting on hormones
nigga I'm at 3 years and my dad still doesn't know.
>>8042181
Aww
Come on~
Give me one more?
Please~
>>8042186
That's...just flat out depressing
im a lil worried about all the comments im gonna get when i go to see my family in july
there's gonna be a lot of "you need to go to the gym and get some muscles! girls like that!" and "hey it's time to cut the hair. you don't wanna look like one of those sissies, right? haha"
it's like those comments where they're saying it like they're just poking fun but the undertone is obviously "we would not accept you if you were really a sissy faggot"
>>8042188
You could use google man
>>8042179
Go do it then, I'd say.
It's gonna be hard to say it tho
>>8042190
I mean I told him. He's just like.. retarded. and doesn't seem to have committed it to memory.
>>8042172
idk I just bought hormones one day
its really really not fun feeling like I have to hide this from everyone desu
its a pretty major change and it feels like this big secret I have..just because I'm too scared to tell anyone ;_;
>>8042185
yeah they very clearly lowkey question my sexuality at this point
>>8042191
stand up for yourself
>>8042190
Lol nigger calling the nigger black.
Get off 4chan... You have no life
>>8042200
what would i even say
>>8042205
eevvvaaaa ^>^
>>8042191
idk about you but my mannerisms have naturally gotten wayy more feminine since I started hrt
if I were in that situation I'd just really them really come out and be obvious
that or I'd hide from everyone and not make eye contact and talk as little as possible
>>8042202
" Yo niggas
This Nim.
I'm a girl now
Fuck y'all.
Peace"
And then set the house on fire with gasoline
>>8042167
You belong in weenie hut jr
>>8042195
Literally how in the fuck? How can he forget are you even part time?
>>8042201
Shut up jew boy
>>8042209
HI!!!!
>>8042191
>you need to go to the gym and get some muscles! girls like that!
"i dont care what other people like. i'll look how i want to"
>hey it's time to cut the hair. you don't wanna look like one of those sissies, right? haha
"whats so bad about that. no one has freedom of expression?"
>>8042202
call everyone a nigger
>>8042215
feeling better?
>>8042210
i haven't really paid attention to that stuff
now im worried they have
>>8042222
daym drops in the house
>>8042221
a little bit, I ended up sleeping all day though since I had issues sleeping last night though
>>8042226
You have to rap too
>>8042226
then why do you care about their opinion? why let them get to you?
>>8042222
my sister pointed it out to me
she asked me when I was acting so gay
probably because I was drinking a bit, it gets much much worse when I drink :/
>>8042228
aww
we're never gonna get your sleep schedule fixed :(
>>8042232
because if i can't act like im just a guy that likes to grow his hair out and not work out instead of a sissy faggot who's trying to look like a girl then ill get a room of 20 people questioning my sexuality
>>8042235
I feel a bit less sick today though!
>>8042234
i don't drink so we're a-ok :3
whos your tripcrush /mtfg/?
Rate my flat butt
https://unsee.
cc/sozerugi/
>>8042239
well at least that's good :3
you'll probably be better in a few days then!
>>8042243
>i don't drink
why not?
don't you know it makes all your problems go away?
>>8042244
me
>>8042246
I hope so, it's going to hit 60 next week and I want to start walking outside again!
>>8042247
cuz of my lil baby liver
im not 21 yet either and i don't have any friends so no way to get booze really either
>>8042244
whichever one that 12 year old is
>>8042244
i like stroking my feminine benis
Anyone here know how suck cock?
>>8042244
Who wants to know?
>>8042257
oh so it's warming up too :3
sounds cozy
>>8042262
I've sucked one cock in my life. It was delicious. What do you wanna know
Not telling
Tfw no one rates my butt
>>8042266
I know who it is I think owo
I just forgot the name
>>8042265
Story time pls.
>>8042262
its a passion of mine and I'm told I'm good at it
no homo
>>8042244
like most agps i crush on myself
>>8042262
no because it's wrong
>>8042244
Beanboy obv.
I... I just threw up in my mouth a little.
>>8042114
Zucchini
>>8042245
Hank hill is that you?
>>8042263
I hope it's dry enough to walk though, I live on a dirt road so if all the snow melts...
estrofem snug as a bug under my tongue desu
>>8042274
Phew. So uh, back in 2013 I had a boyfriend who lived in Manchester, England.
I was just fired of my first ever job that same year, so I had plenty to spend. I spent 300 on traveling to him and back (from Paris) and stuff.
I was so nervous when we met at the airport, I was all red and couldn't even talk properly. on the way to his flat, under the heavy pouring rain, we made out, it was amazing.
When we finally came home, we undressed, made out once again, then I fell asleep. When I woke up we chatted for a bit, once again made out, he pushed me on the bed, and unzipped his pants, then I licked and sucked his cock.
The four other days I mostly just sucked his cock, he sucked mine a bit and fucked me once.
That boy, he was amazing. He precumed so much it was incredible
>>8042290
just put on some boots! :)
>>8042286
I don't get the reference
>>8042294
walking in mud isn't nice
Who else /opening day/ here
>>8042244
(You)
>>8042279
That's...
That's so mean haribu
I'm sure if beanboy was reading this and able to reply because he wasn't banned he would be upset by this
I'm sure of it.
>>8042297
but walking is good exercise
>>8042293
/kissu beangirl
>>8042292
Aw, what happened to you two?
>>8042306
the mud gets really unpleasant...
I don't want to risk falling in it
>>8042318
you said you live on the dirt road?
gosh you really do live in the middle of nowhere D:
i bet nyc will be exciting for you ^^
>>8042315
Well on the fourth or fifth day I logged in his computer and saw he was flirting and erping with plenty of people on facebook. Even saying shit like "If I wasn't with her I'd be with you I swear. I need to leave her"
A month after I was having suicidal thoughts, because of his cheating mostly. He didn't take kindly to my being psychotic so he just left
heyp! how's all the cool girls?
>>8042326
I'm good!
Still wishing i had a cute tgf tho
Today beanboy (not me) went to the dpss office and got his first ever EBT card and some bus tokens and was told to come back Wednesday for like a job thing and also they're gonna put me in skid row to go live their so I don't have to squat anymore but I left before they got through with that part and so now also I bought a bottle of vodka with some money I had and I'm gonna get drunk tomorrow..
Idk...
I'm scared I'm gonna waste all this mowy they gave me.
I need to go back tomorrow to see about my housing and shit.
Goof thing beanboy (not me) still has a place to squat
did you know that 4chan censors your tripcode when you type it?
watch!
nim##******
https://strawpoll.com/z2a2w5r
>>8042322
I hope it's not too overwhelming though, nyc has like 7-8 times the population of my entire state....
>>8042324
I don't know what to say.
>>8042340
it's okay, ill show ya around :)
>>8042335
That's a bit harsh :(
>>8042339
I kinda sorta do have a bf but I can't meet him because no money for plane tickets
>>8042342
lol it ok. Just so I know, it wasn't bad of me to check his messages right?
Because everytime I've talked to him about it, he said it was /my/ fault he left me because I checked his messages and found out he cheated on me
quid x beanboy
>>8042339
beangirl can be a cute sometimes
>>8042351
No, he sounds deluded.
>>8042335
Kay
>>8042355
I was right!
>>8042343
just don't let me get lost okay?
>>8042358
Yes, trans gf
I'm twenty-two. Gonna be twenty-three in October
>>8042357
I think you already knew that. Are you with anyone right now?
>>8042359
never!
we'll just hold hands so that doesn't happen
n-no homo >>;
I exclusively call my bf "senpai". How degenerate is this?
>>8042165
sorry for taking so long to reply I'm in Western Canada
>>8042358
Lol loser
>>8042359
You too are cute
Sorry for earlier nim
Sorry nimmy
Don't leave me tonight I plan on drinking a lot
This whole bottle.
And then buy more with my brand new ebt card tomorrow
And then
And then idk
I just don't know.
POST SAD SONG FOR ME TO LISTEN TO TONIGHT PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEE
nimmy was it you who shared my music taste?
Hokum all ye faithful by toh Kay look it it pure nimmy
>>8042372
Pretty cute, so pretty degenerate
>>8042372
less than calling him daddy I think
>>8042351
Two separate issues. His reasoning for why you broke up is absurd, but that doesn't make it okay that you invaded his privacy (I'm assuming you didn't have a specific reason to check before you actually did) and bodes ill for future trust issues in your relationships [spoiler]speaking from experience...[/spoiler]
>>8042371
What do you look like
No way ur as cute as the goddess sertii who I am unworthy of even saving ok my phone but are you even a little close?
>>8042371
Where do you live? Long-distance relationships fill me with anxiety, but I still fall for them.
>>8042381
is sertii actually a goddess
>>8042379
Hey quid
You stupid
Was been up cutie pie
Was been up
Been up......
BEAN UP AHLAHOEWOOEODKSPWOCJ88#+289*(([;&3+×(99$9
>>8042375
beany are you okay
>>8042379
Well I was pretty worried all the time desu.
>>8042381
definitely not as cute as sertii.
>>8042374
i'm more disappoint with you anon.
post your nudes as compensation
>>8042178
you slice it in half around the pit then use a spoon to remove the pit and scrape the avocado out
>>8042369
><
>>8042384
Paris, France.
I really want to move in the US after getting srs.
>>8042385
Yea it's like when in Indian Jones when the Nazis open up that box and their faces melt off cuz it's not meant for mortal eyes that's how I imagine a day of sertii's going like just medusaing THE FUCK out of everyone all day
>>8042389
I posted a belly pic once you can find it in the archive under name "Anonymous"
>>8042393
and there's not enough room for you to sleep anywhere else in my dorm so you'll have to sleep in bed with me okay >>;
>>8042399
YOUR NUDES ANON
post them now
>>8042398
sounds like an annoyance
>>8042394
Why? I bet it can be fun to visit, but I doubt your quality of life will do anything but dissolve unless you're moderately well-off and very prepared.
>>8042408
Do you have skype nim
>>8042387
No.
I need to drink all day EXCEPT THAT THE DAY IS ALMOST OVER NOW WTF DO I DO AND ALSO I JUST APPLIED FOR BENEFITS FROM THE STATE AND IT WAS TOOOOOOO FUXKING EASY LIKE WTF THEY'RE JUST GIVING
GIVING
OUT FREE MONEY
IT MAKES ME SCARED
Also this vodka is hard to drink straight cuz it's so cheap it burns my throat and lips
But dam does it make me feel good
gwen nice and snug on my hed like a lil hat
I don't wanna kms today, so that's a nice change of pace
>>8042375
hugg beany
don't die out there
>>8042413
ye why
>>8042388
Nope
Deffo not even close
You got ur own little thing going on though cutie lol
You like to drink?
>>8042404
sounds like a plan!
>>8042414
you don't need to drink beany, just watch a movie or something :)
>>8042412
I sorta hate france desu. I've lived there for almost 23 years now. I want to live in another country. And everyone I know and love (well, most of them anyway) live in the US.
>>8042417
We should
Talk
There some
Time and maybe vid chat
>>8042415
I am NOT a hat!
>>8042375
lol I got togetger with my brother and his wife this saturday and my bro offered me some weed and I almost passed out!
I'm being forced into a clean living lifestyle that I don't want ;-;
>>8042420
uwu thank
Kinda yeah. I love red wine.
>>8042421
and anything that happens is just to stay warm okay >>;
>>8042424
o
who are you tho
New thread pls
I have a picture of my thigh
>>8042434
Just anon
>>8042379
Quid! hire me as a pizza chef!
>>8042425
then why are you on my head?
>>8042438
but i don't have a girlvoice yet anon
>>8042436
A G P
G
P
>>8042394
A Parisian who wants to live in the States? What kind of drugs am I on to be reading this?
>>8042423
I've always wanted to visit; Paris especially but also Nice. I don't think I would want to live there though.
>>8042446
cuz you're a hat duh
>>8042422
:[
That's not how homelessness works nimmy..
>>8042427
That sounds horrible.
The worst
Why is ur bp so low?
>>8042429
Wya?
I don't know I'd you can buy red wine with EBT but I'm kinda sure you can
Wanna drink cheap vodka and Gatorade and sneak into big fancy hotel's pools and listen to sad angry songs on top of roofs in DTLA then go crash in big spooky abandoned mansions?
>>8042436
THE NICE LADY ASKED FOR A NEW THREAD ALREADY DAMMIT
>>8042455
you can't find a job somewhere and get a place for yourself?
>>8042431
of course ><
>>8042455
Paris lmao
I'm 22 I'm sure I could buy red wine easily
Sounds cool. I'd love some adventure.
Kinda can't tho, since I'm reaaaally far away.
>>8042459
You just wanna see my thicc thigh
>>8042466
maybe you're so big which is why it fits my hed :3
>>8042464
they're gonna be looking at us weird when they see that you're gonna be stayin in my single :3
>>8042466
You might find yourself bored af. France really isn't that great. Paris especially.
>>8042442
I don't care
>>8042471
will they??
>>8042479
ye a lil
>>8042483
i dunno, maybe
i guess cuz it'll be two girls in the boy dorms lol
>>8042490
oh ><
>>8042474
I was there for a few months and yeah, it was okay when I was there but it definitely wasn't as great as I thought it would be
I enjoyed Germany a lot more, desu
>>8042462
Yes.
The big daddy government is gonna help me with all of that since I'm too fucking clueless to do it on my own like a real man should be able to.
Seriously though they're gonna help me get on my feet :]
I feel good :]
I might go home tonight for the first time in like a week since I don't feel like such a fucking loser worthless piece of shit disgrace to my family and Mom.
I have to drink more though
I have to be really fucking drunk if I wanna go home.
Fuck that I'm gonna keep squatting
>>8042465
Psshhh it's like a bus ride and a walk away
>>8042467
I wanna eat ur stupid face so much you get weak at the knees.
I wanna get you drunk enough that you get confused and let me sneak up to you and play with ur breasts while I suck on ur neck
I want to undress you
>>8042509
I mean Paris, France.
Drunk as fuck, no surprise there
>>8042335
nobody...
>>8042423
usa is huge, almost 3000 miles from NYC to San Francisco by interstate.
Friendly reminder
Do not neck yourself
what happened to smiles?