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I've posted this to /b/ but Ill post this story here too

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>Be me
>Be 14
>Doesn't know I'm asexual yet
>Googles how to masturbate
>Googles Porn
> Goes to bathroom, locks door, turns on shower
>Tries to masturbate with lotion
> Takes forever (HOURS), lots of friction
> Thinks I might be gay
>Googles Gay Porn
> Even less effective, my dick is now as limp as a soggy French Fry
>Didn't even finish again
>Goes into now FREEZING COLD water
> Cries myself to sleep, wonders what's wrong with me

MFW I still cry myself to sleep and wonder what's wrong with me
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I'm ace too and masturbation itself is the only thing that turns me on. I'm not aroused by other people, but the feeling of stimulation does arouse me.
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>>8036401
You probably aren't asexual and it was/is a hormone imbalance, or ED, some medical reason you couldn't jerk off.
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>>No.8036444

Well I know I am, because of several factors. It mostly comes down to the fact I'm Autistic and it so my brain doesn't produce as much dopamine as a normal person. I've also have been on meds that increase the amount of serotonin my body produces naturally, this. Knowing the trends of Autistic people showing asocial and celibate behaviour, I think that I'm definitely some kind of ace.
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>>8036401
>>Tries to masturbate with lotion
>> Takes forever (HOURS), lots of friction
Is the skin on your penis extremely tight? That's a common consequence of being cut that makes jerking off trickier.
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>>8036537
I don't know, I am circumcised, and I don't Jerk off often because I don't want to. I'm just straight up, no pun intended, not interested.
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>>8036581
>cut dick
Dayum dude, you bear the brand of the jewish curse. Anyone who has a cut dick has less sensitivity in the zone you are supposed to stimulate to make you cum. I've heard you should use some lube to increase the friction and masturbate properly. If watching gay porn is a boner killer for you, i think you should stick to straight porn (even tough straight porn isn't strictly straight because there is at least 1 dick in it, so it's 50% gay 50% straight, while MtF - F porn is 75% straight because the bearer of the penis is a MtF)
I feel sorry for you anon, having a cut dick is shit tier.
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