Cis LesGen

>>8019365
TERF

>>8019365
I'm going to fuggg both of my gf's today.
t. polyanon

>>8019365
Gj on the early new thread OP.

Should have mentioned /clg/'s overall negative stance on suicide girls.

>>8019365
We need our own Saphic Tyranny where selected few are chosen for the Inner Part is nobility and slave owners.

Then we have outer party with promising girls who may rise to Inner Party if they're classy and ambitious enough. As always, intelligence is a plus.

Then we have the proles aka slaves and owned NEET's. The kind who love Big Sister with all their heart and are prepared to do anything for her love.

Then we have the men who suffer must under our tyranny. But they and the trannies deserve it.

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>>8019649
>inb4 I can never be part of the Inner Party because shitskin

Fight the power!

>>8019617
>Should have mentioned /clg/'s overall negative stance on suicide girls.
Needlessly divisive.

>>8019881
Oh dear, another candidate for the Room 101. Shameful display, anon. You brought this on yourself.
>Goldstein is a tranny

>>8019925
I don't see how it is divisive. We talk about a survey anon's results a lot. Liking or not liking suicide girls is a taste thing. *shrug*

So do any of you watch this cute couple on Youtube? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI4zMp8CKic

>>8020136
So which one are you, you shameless shill.

>>8020136
I'm not even going to click on that link, the thumbnail preview is already too ~aesthetic~ for me. That and I've never understood the appeal of youtube celebrities. Or celebrities at all, really.

>>8020136
The only youtubers I'll ever care about are Rose and Rosie.

>>8020136
Goddam the fucking blonde one (Kate)... The way she looks at Mae. #relationshipGoals.

Also I want her. I want her badly. I even just want her to look at me that way. Her lip bites have me going... Even image looking into those eyes... send halp! No serious cuteness overload. I don't know what to do with me hands.

>>8020170
I am fucking neither. If I had to be either I would absolutely want to be Kate. (Kate is out of Mae's league anyway)

If I was either of them I would't be posting on 4 chan probably. I still don't know what they do for money.

>>8020188
Click it. ... Fucking click it. I only just found these two tonight as a "recommended for you"

They are both vegan degenerates though. I am so thankful my gf and I are both pro carnivore. I we had a chicken pot pie, Cesar salad chocked full of bacon bits, and in the evening a few honey garlic meatballs.

I dated a vegetarian for a bit. I gained an appreciation for mushrooms and Brussels sprouts but still wouldn't do.

>>8020209
Do vegetarians really taste better?

>>8020209
No. From the font, filter, hair dye and snapback I already know I'll hate it.

Chicken pot pie and honey garlic meatballs sound good tho. I hope the bacon bits weren't those nasty ones that come out of a package.

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>>8020213
I have a sweet tooth. My gf said I taste sweeter than anyone else she has been with. (At the time I told her that is just a sign we were meant to be haha)

If I had to describe the vegetarian's taste it was honestly starkly neutral and nondescript. Almost hyper clean, or sterilized. I don't think there is a definitive taste. She still ate eggs/cheese and stuff like that. (If I can't eat nachos with you we are never going to work)

tl;dr I don't think there is a stark "vegetarian " taste. (But I am sure there is a specific vegetable that if you ate a ton of it might change your taste)

I just discovered as writing this that Kate is bi, and has had sex with men but calls herself a lesbian. :/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR4uTJEX5LE

Wait as I am writing this, plot twist, Mae is also bi I think. "Kate is like a gay man trapped in a lesbian's body" </3 Whhhyy.

They have been together for 6 years though so at least they aren't furthering the bishit stereotype.

Nah, they are the more premium ones that are real bacon. Not the basically cardboard kind (Though I actually have a small shaker thing of those I keep in my candy cupboard.) My gf won't go near the fake ones, I am used to slumming it.

>>8020237
>"Kate is like a gay man trapped in a lesbian's body"
A A P
A
P

>>8020237
I hate bishits and want them out of my life.

>>8020213
Pineapple juice, baby.

>>8020194
Ohhh their accents are pretty good. They are really witty too! I am discovering so many youtube lesbians right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTO3PDHcrew

OP would like these two as well, they make comments about bi women being indecisive, and unworthy haha.

Wait a sec. These women make a living entirely by just talking about their relationship to people?

http://myticket.co.uk/artists/rose-rosie-exposed

118$ for the meet and greet packet
51$ for regular tickets

new plan lesgen. Ditch the island, and just set tickets to normies who want to see cute lesbians be cute lesbians on a stage/the internet. (my gf and I keep talking about doing a channel, but have too many other things on the go)

>>8020290
I am aware of them. And yes I know the blonde one is a bishit. I also know the brunette says she's lesbian but is not goldstar because "he was so hot". Needless to say, I don't bother watching bishits.

>>8020290
>they make comments about bi women being indecisive, and unworthy
Then they can fuck off and die.

>>8020322
What the fuck.

>>8020349
I like it when bishits cry. Lesbians deserve to be happy for a change.

>>8020322
you just noticed female privilege.

>>8020374
Wait that's a good point. A lot of the people buying these are going to be creepy guys and not cute and curious "straight" girls.

>>8020374
Guys can make a living livestreaming themselves playing video games for bored 13-year-olds. I'd hardly say making money off of doing nothing useful is gender-specific.

>>8020378
The majority of their viewers are young girls. And at their meet and greets it's usually young girls. They used to do them for free but then hundreds of people showed up and now they have to rent facilities.

>>8020237

THANK YOU ANON
If that brunette can get a qt blonde so can I.
THERE IS HOPE.

>>8020383
pewdiepie was witty and amusing.

>>8020386
I refuse to believe anyone can be so fortunate.

>>8020392
You want an army of young girls worshiping your every word, anon?

>>8020383
For real. It's great how people (guys) tend to overlook that fact.

>>8020392
I mean, as long as you're reasonable looking, with a reasonable looking girlfriend, and normie qualities - you too can become famous on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4uvTPNu0uE

http://roseellendix.tumblr.com/post/75725675155/do-you-not-feel-guilty-accepting-large-sums-of

>>8020402
Geeeeeeee I don't know? Do you?

>>8020374
I don't think it is female privilege. I just want to cash in on this phenomenon. Still in awe that this can be a thing.

>>8020387
Right?!
>(tfw your the blonde(dyed) )

>>8020402
Not them, but why not.

>>8020402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdIRnYbom8w

Holy shit, they are literally stalking them/being swarmed. So to confirm. The only reason they are famous is because they are les...

>>8020433
Their fans should organize and kidnap them and force them to eat them out one at a time.

(jking)

>>8020417
>Still in awe that this can be a thing.
welcome to being pretty and a girl.

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>>8020446

>>8020467
That kid looks like a total dork.

>>8020433
They aren't lesbian. But they're in a lesbian relationships and on social media and are not bad looking. They kind of pioneered the whole thing, in a way.

>>8020441
Highly impractical. Going to sleep now, and dream about the day people pay me just for being cute with my gf on video.

(Had a dream I was a Tiger handler for films and it was the happiest I woke up in months. Plz I need a job of some kind...I would be a kept girl at this point.)

What would you do if you had an army of underage lesbian fangirls?

>>8020499
Disappear from the public eye immediately. I hate young people and I'm deeply uncomfortable with having fans.

>>8020499
Sex dungeon.

>>8020499
I'd collect all their personal info and use it to match them up with each other so they could all have a lesbian fan relationship where they pretend to be like us.

>>8020499
Crowdfund personal things that I'd talk about in the videos.

Why don't you guys like suicide girls?
I'm biscum but my dream is to be a suicide girl.

>>8020550
Looks like you answered your own question?

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>>8020550
>why don;t you like suicide girls? My dream is to be a suicide girl
>I'm bishit

That's why. Begone foul beast!

>>8020550
I do, but the piercings are a bit much.

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>>8020390

>>8020513
Stop being insecure and accept people that love you, anon.

>>8020550
They usually carry a foul stench of "I'm not like other girls" combined with "I make out with other girls for attention".

>4th thread in a row that I make the recent news

I think OP wants my V.

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>>8020550
I generally like the alternative appearance a lot, although I'm not a big fan of too many piercings (read: piercings other than septum piercings) or hair that's too flashy.

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>clg

>>8020550
I like them to an extent, but then again I'm pretty pierced and tatt'd. I just don't post pictures of myself on the net for attention.

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>>8020773
I hate that hipstery look!
it says outloud: look at me, I'm not like the other ones, look at me: "I'm deep ".
fuckin degenerates.

>>8020550
Post pics so we can pass judgment on you personally.

truck is all clean and laundry is on the last load
all I gotta do is iron and I can sleep

>reading cutesy fluff fanfiction in public
>it suddenly turns really smutty and BDSMy
Y u do dis

>>8020968
people only notice when you look guilty and can't sit still

>>8020951
post lewd, you on ur truck, or it didn't happen

>>8020978
what, no the inside of the truck is clean of garbage
>so many food wrappers and receipts
>found some weed I lost a month ago too
great day so far

>>8020977
That's exactly what happens, fuck. I get all fidgety and crisscross my legs constantly. I bet everyone in that coffee shop could tell what a slut I am.

>>8020991
Remember to let your body get all hot and flushed. It attracts qts.

>>8021013
Weird, because usually it feels like the only people staring at me are old women being all judgy.

>>8021024
that age gap tho

>>8021024
They're just judging whether your ass is tight enough to tap, anon.

>>8020920
Is that a hipster look? She looks more like goth or something to me.

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>>8021111
that is a pinu-up haircut , look and make up !
100% hipster confirmed !

>>8021088
Ew no. Nobody much older than me pls. Also I had a disgustingly homophobic aunt who probably turned me off of older ladies forever.

>>8021109
Aw yiss. I've been working on that.

>>8021142
>Aw yiss. I've been working on that.

Wanna post it on the internet for compliments?

>>8021334
I-I'm not done yet.

Where is everyone?

>>8022063
It's Friday.
Normies are gonna norm.

>>8021142
>Also I had a disgustingly homophobic aunt who probably turned me off of older ladies forever.
The same way 4chn cisbians make trans girls feel.

What kind of car or truck does /cislesgen/ drive?

What is the most popular car for lesbians?

>>8022206
>What is the most popular car for lesbians?
Subaru, not sure which subspecies.

>>8022166
You can't be a lesbian if you're a man.

Reminder that we're leaving for a new planet and bisluts, transshit and shitskins are to be left behind

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Were you ever bullied by other girls for being a lesbian?

>>8022206
97 dodge 1500
Dad gave it to brother after his job gave him a new one
Brother gave it to me after joining military
>scuffed, scratched, dented and a horrible shade of green
>we all call it the Loser Cruiser
Does it's job and never really gives me any trouble, not too prideful to take it in have someone look at it when it requires more than checking the oil

>>8022262
No way anon, I like more ice cream than just vanilla. One day I'm gonna find real life Korra.

>>8022206
Volvo V40

It's good, comfy and reliable. Also cool af

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>>8022262
Shitskins ? wtf ? they can be lesbian too you know that hein ?
fuckin cunt !

>>8022206
Ride my bicycle I roller skate, don't drive no car.

Molesting and raping lower tier lesbians is not only allowed, it's encouraged

>>8022551
Do you mean lower as in darker? Because I forbid the fraternizing with non-golds.

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>>8022551>>8022262

keep talking shit like this , and i swear to god i'll knock on your door one day and rape you with a strap-on mounted with a giant dildo full of razor blades !!!

>>8022262
>leaving for a new planet
Yes, please do this as soon as possible.

>>8022602
They too. And NEET's. They all should learn their place.
>>8022620
So you say, subhuman

Hey writer anon, this is OP. Don't forget to include some struggles as there are fanatics (not bad to be a fanatic) on the island who want to split up by race and want us to leave the planet for good. It's good to have a few cultists who believe the sacrifice of inferiors prevents evil.

>tfw Asian ass

>>8022206
White Mazda 3 hatchback 2016

>>8022677
>subhuman
>implying you re not the consanguineous retarded girl around here.
Your father is probably considering suicide as an option every day as he contemplates the nazi ugly turd, that he contributed to his existence in this earth .
make a favor to the humanity , spare your genes full of autism from any human contact and kill yourself !

>>8022737
Does that mean you can drive manual?

>>8022759
Oi! Triggered subhuman! I'm the only Nazi around here!

>>8022771
No you are just the obnoxious cunt who created that discord server .

>>8022791
A-and all the threads. It's like people forgot the origins of /clg/. Newfags are cancer.

>>8022759
Your grammar truly shows the value of lesser humans.

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>>8022262
>>8022602
I have to admit that I've had more than a few strange dreams about an exciting affair between a darker skinned girl and a light skinned girl in a universe where it'd be taboo to do that. I hope that happens in our hypothetical fascist Orwellian world where I definitely be the hypothetical rebel leader because I always wanted to be the cool anti-hero.

>>8022876
>the value of lesser humans.
Contribute to the solution then, and JUST DO IT

>>8022771
>Does that mean you can drive manual?
Sorry no. Automatic. (I know the meme is people have those for rally cars and drive stick, but I drove across the country and that was scary enough to do alone, didn't want to add stick to that.)

I got the car one day before I drove coast to coast to be with my gf.

>>8020290
>>8020349
>>8020373
>they make comments about bi women being indecisive, and unworthy haha.

I hate to break it to you, but the blond one, Rosie, is actually bi, herself.

They've been married for years, and joking about bi stereotypes is a running gag for them.

Rosie is one in a million, though.

>>8022919
She still mentions guys and it's groce. You can tell she does it to make the other one jealous. I'm not a fan of that bs.

>>8022206
I have a nissan tiida. I think it's called something else in America though. Got it so cheap, and it runs amazingly.

>>8022950
>You can tell she does it to make the other one jealous. I'm not a fan of that bs.

Rosie does indeed do that specifically to mess with Rose. She's not serious about it.

If you know them better as a couple (which is obvious after watching especially a lot of their earlier videos together), you can see it's not the normal kind of stereotypical shitty thing a bi girl would do, but rather something they feel comfortable joking about because of the depth of their relationship.

Rose conversely often brings up the bislut stereotypes in a joking way to mess with Rosie. They give each other a hard time in a joking, loving way, and it just works out fine.

>>8022992
But they're both bishit (she says she's lesbian but she's not goldstar). It wouldn't work between a lesbian and a bishit.

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>>8021132
She looks more goth on most of her other pics.

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>>8023040
>tfw I am a lesbian dating a bi woman going on 2 years now and living together, fully mono.
Juuust saying.

>>8023077
That's not an accomplishment. They breakdown horribly after 4. Be careful. There was that goldstar who got gonorrhea in her throat because she was monogamous with her bishit gf of years. Not a single goldstar lesbian with a bishit for 5.

Why am I a weirdo for liking suicide girls? Maybe I haven't had my heartbroken yet by one.

>>8023040
What's the big deal about "goldstar" status? Who cares?

>>8023094
She says she is gradually losing interest in men being with me, and I am hoping I can full on convert her. That's my end game anyway.

>>8023121
Being gold star was just a cute thing lesbians used to joke about. clg has sort of bandwagoned around it a bit and are making it seem to have a lot more importance than lesbians you will meet IRL would ever give it. Just take it with a grain of salt and know that it is a bigger deal here than it is in the out of doors.

>t. A Goldstar lesbian.

>>8023126
We all wish we could cure them of heterosexuality. But it's a chronic disease. And they'll drain you in their gradual decay.

>>8023121
Real lesbians. In this modern day and age it's impossible for you not to know you're gay. Like who's that stupid that they can't understand whether they like something or not? Being non-gold means being mentally challenged. Being goldstar means defying the rhetoric Hetshit society rallies behind - that women don't know what they like until they try it. I don't need to get ebola to know I wouldn't like it, famo.

>>8023144
You forgot the cis part, Matt.

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>tfw lesbians don't actually exist

>>8023315
> bait

>>8022737
Nice!
I have a 2015 Mazda 6. Before that, I had a 2009 Mazda 6.
Fucking love Mazda.

>>8023144
>and are making it seem to have a lot more importance than lesbians you will meet IRL would ever give it
I'm glad. My girlfriend is bi and this meme has been worrying me.

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>>8023369
If your girlfriend is the bishit, why are you worried about goldstars? If neither you or her are goldstar then you're both subhumans who don't belong in this general.

>>8023396
I am goldstar but it's not pleasant seeing everybody shit on her.

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>>8023411
Just know that if things go south, do not try to have sex with a lesbian afterwards. That's how STDs get into the lesbian community.

>>8022206
Civic Si. Why should I only look like a teenage boy, when I can also drive like one?

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>>8023367
Tell me about it! I had a new 2013 Mazda 3 sedan and liked it so much when it came time to move I traded up to a 2016 Mazda 3 hatchback. Sold/donated all my stuff to get it down to what would fit in the car and went.

Also, tfw your girlfriend comes home with this from a garage sale... She says it is a beach sun shade shaped like a leaf.

>>8023607
>those fucking paintings

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>>8023396
>>8023426
You are correct, anony.
I think I told you guys about a patient I had that got pharyngeal gonorrhea (gono in the throat/mouth) from eating out her asymptomatic, cheating, bislut gf. About 80% of the time, females will be asymptomatic for gonorrhea but are still able to infect their partners. Pharyngeal gonorrhea causes an excruciating painful sore throat. In some cases, it can turn into a disseminated gonococcal infection. So, you know, be careful with that shit. Also, gonorrhea (along with many other STDs) are becoming resistant to the antibiotics used to treat them so that it starting to become a huge problem for us. It's such a big concern that the CDC requires us to report all patients with STDs to them; the government knows about your STDs.

Also, lesbians are at a considerable higher risk of getting throat/ mouth cancer. HPV (a very common STD) has been linked to throat/mouth cancer. The more pussy you eat from various partners, the more at risk you are of getting that type of cancer later in life.
So don’t slut around too much, ladies.

I can sit here and talk about STDs all fucking night.

>>8023651
Those are hers. Acrylic house paint actually. The one on the left is an impressionistic picture of me being sad and nude. (Super awkward to have in the living room with people over, but she worked hard on it so I don't have the heart to ask her to move it.) Sort of like, "Hi new people. And to the left you will see a naked portrait of me!" I like her watercolor's a lot more but they also feature a lot of bleeding vaginas etc.

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>>8023702
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8023754
Post paintings, pls.

>>8023702
So me and my girl both have HPV. (Both independently got it from one night stands with sloots) Both had a handful of tiny genital warts that got cryo treatment on/are gone now. Are we at risk of getting some kind of funky oral infection by eating each other out?
Serious question time.

>>8023788
It depends on the strain of HPV. Some strains are more potent at causing cancers/infections than others. In order to be certain, we will have to identify the specific strain both of you have to know if you are at risk for something.
Sorry, anon. That is all I can say without actually having test results.

>>8023813
Fair enough. Neither of us has anything visible anymore so was thinking we were safe. I would feel like an old lady using a dental dam or whatever, but I am not opposed to being safe if it was actually needed.
Mouth diseases are horror story level stuff (as the image you posted shows)

>>8023702
u wot?

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>>8023783
This is probably one of my favorites she has done. Sorry for the shit lighting.

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>>8023867
You love her a lot to let her just hang those around.

>>8023877
jesus christ you must be a cis lesbian

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>>8023702
I'm mysophobic and have severe health anxiety and sex terrifies me for this reason even though I really want it. I've had sex with 2 people before when I was much younger, and even though they were both virgins I still am irrationally terrified I have some kind of latent STD and I'd feel horrible potentially spreading it to another person. I have lots of doctors appointments to check but of course it's still an irrational fear.
Ruins the concept of trying to date ever.

>>8023934
We're building a sanctuary, anon. Soon it will be clean, goldstar lesbians for miles.

>>8023949
This makes me happy. Maybe one of them will want to have unnecessarily safe sex with me after washing eachothers hair in the shower.

>>8023040
>she says she's lesbian but she's not goldstar

You fucking what?

Rose is 100% lesbian. She, like many, in her youth was confused by the overwhelming peer pressure of heteronormativity to, against her better judgement, try getting together with a guy as her first romantic interest. She quickly learned it was the exact opposite of what she really wanted, and the rest is history.

You can't seriously think that fucking up once while you're young and being controlled by your friends and family before realizing you're actually free to pursue what you realyl want means you "don't count" as a lesbian.

Get the fuck out, if so.

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>>8023877
I actually don't get this.

>>8023887
Because they make you feel uncomfortable? I also do love her an insane amount. My paintings are much more chill.

>>8023926
Outfit is ok, but ...
>Buying pre ripped jeans.(pic related)
It also kinda looks like you have a bulge or something going on. The cut at the bottom of the legs is super obnoxious. ('L' shaped or whatever.)

Still its a good outfit. Just buy real jeans city slicker. My gf wears Blundstones everywhere so I get the Birkenstocks kick.

>>8023983
I think your misreading things. You can be 100% lesbian and still not be goldstar. It just means that exactly what happened to her at a young age or any age happened.

She caved to peer pressure or experimented with dudes to see it wasn't what she wanted in trying to find herself. Some people on this thread would say that makes her not only not goldstar but also makes her bi.

I wouldn't say that. She is a lesbian, just not goldstar.

>>8023983
I would have believed her if she expressed some regret. But she said she did it because "he was so hot".

>>8023986
Lmao you're both artists, the stereotype can only go so far

>>8023426
This is that goldstar meme >>8023144 mentioned again.

>>8023990
Jesus Christ that image. Genital warts don't compare to whatever that nonsense is.

>>8024003
>Lmao you're both artists, the stereotype can only go so far

I actually don't know what stereotype you're referring to? Enlighten me :)

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>>8024015
You should see all the beautiful pictures my medical microbiology/parasitology textbooks have. Nightmare fuel images.

>>8024009
I'm not sure what you're getting at. Memes are simply things that are repeated over the internet. It's true that we believe goldstars are better than anything else here. Go elsewhere, and the meme is the opposite. In fact, go to another thread on this board (or just scroll up) and you'll be told lesbians don't exist or that all women are bisexual. Irl the meme is that you can't know what you like unless you try it. This "goldstar meme" is a refreshing break from all that hetshit nonsense.

>>8024054
Take a moment to thank the Goddess you are lesbian. Subsist only on goldstar lesbians and you too can avoid this nightmare.

>>8024054
No. Please stap. We get it.

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>>8024054
pic related

>>8024040
Lesbians - cat owning, ukulele playing, vegan abiding, artists who mainly paint nude subjects, and frequenting garage sales/thrift stores.

>>8024054
That one isn't so bad. It's just red and crusty.

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>>8024080
>>8024073
Don't worry, anons. Chlamydial conjunctivitis is most common in homo males and women who sleep with men.
>man is infected
>man ejaculates on his partner's face
>infected cum gets in their eye.
>patient gets disgusting pink eye
>without treatment will lead to blindness

>>8024110
I'm most of these but I'm male.

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Does /clg/ approve of my Civ VI religion?

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>>8024110
We don't have a cat but we want one, and a husky
Neither of us owns a fucking ukulele, She has an acoustic and I have an electric
Neither of us is vegan and are happily carnivores. We make meat jokes to the vegans we know, but if they came for a pot luck or something would make a dish for them because we aren't assholes.
She mainly paints nudes, I mainly paint animals, subject paintings, portraits, and landscapes.
She is a thrift-o-holic I am less so, but we are also broke right now so yeah.

I have never heard this before.
>>8024132
Muh fucking eyes indeed. Going to post some images that aren't fucking STD gore porn.

>>8024132
Behold. This is what non-golds and bishits bring. This is why males are evil and anyone who disagrees just fucking look at this.

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Keep it clean, keep it safe.

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Goldstar for life.

>>8024153
enjoy throat cancer

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Fields of gold

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Blur makes it safe for the blue, and enjoyed by me and you!

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There I think we're in the clear now. I hang on to pretty gurls for painting when I am low on inspiration or anything else. Though I can't say I have actually painted any of these yet.

>>8024160
It's not their fault they suffer STDs more easily.

>>8024201
All these girls look the same. Get some diversity in your life anon.

>>8024202
They know they are vessels for stds. Anyone who willingly lets those disgusting monsters touch them should suffer the same fate. Both males and male apologists need to be eradicated.

I suppose make a game of it. Assume all the girls are gold star STD free. You can have a one night stand with one, marry another. Which two would you pick of the six?

>(Ps do I have good taste?)

>>8024216
What do you want men to do? Give up on love and become hermits just because of their biology?

You're the monster if that's what you want.

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>>8024219
see >>8024214
It's not that they're not pretty. It's just that they all look so boring.
Still, one night stand with the 2nd girl (>>8024169); and marry none because I refuse to marry a girl who wouldn't laugh or be interested in my Darkest Dungeon memes
>inb4 wtf is Darkest Dungeon
Exactly.

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>>8024154
>STD gore porn
kek. Fine, I'll stop with the STDs. I'm going to go take a nap anyways; long day at work.

I hope you ladies learned a thing or two about infectious disease!

>>8024132
Jesus fuckin christ! we got it, dude, may I remind you, that you re talking to 4chaners weirdos? I don't really picture them slutting around, or even get laid more than once per decade.

>>8024268
>guy comes here thinking anyone cares about him finding love
I want males (like you) to fuck off from the cis lesbian thread on /lgbt/ because we don't want to hear your whining. We're working towards separating ourselves from you so good luck with that syphilis.

>>8024285
She's doing the goddess's work. Putting non-golds/bishits and any apologists in their place.

>>8024279
>I hope you ladies learned a thing or two about infectious disease!
You're just fueling the man-haters.

>>8024295
You're spiteful and evil.

>>8024270
I watched a pretty cool stream a friend did of that game. He named a character after me and I died pretty quick. I forget what the cause was. Also you don't HAVE to marry them. (I don't believe in marriage. ) The idea is just being with them going forward mono.

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>>8024302
And you're disgusting and inferior. I think I'm better off this way.

>>8024302
jezuz ! fuck off dude , go have a hobby or something stahp insert yourself in threads that don't concern you .

>>8024319
>that don't concern you .
Sexism is everybody's concern.

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Chill out everyone.

>>8024401
Austria, dat you? Give me pics of you tied up.

>>8024415
Nope, Austria is just coming home and going to bed now. Love you all lesgen, good night!

>>8024415
No, and No.

>>8024465
Its 6:33 PM on the west coast haha. Enjoy your beauty rest.

>>8024467
>no.
What the fucking fuck did you just say to me you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals...

>>8024465
I love you Austria. One day, I'm going to break in and force myself on you. Get hype.

>>8024475
Well it's 3:35am here, so I'll try good night
>>8024479
>force myself on you
Oh my. I can't wait for it
Also I way too drunk for it, have fun yall and good night

>>8024397
Fuck off beta male cunt !

>>8024493
apparently, we share the same time zone, where are you from? Belgium ? France ?

>>8024479
>What the fucking fuck did you just say
I said no. I don't lie about who I am. I also have no interest in giving you pictures of me tied up. Soooo Idgf if your a navy seal.

Learn to take a no. You can't fight civvies till you get your way jerk.

>>8024502
Fuck off sexist.

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>>8024556
Is this bantz or does someone really not know this pasta?

>>8024526
Austria

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>>8024580
bouhou I'm a sexist for founding awkward, pathetic, cringy and retarded the fact that you are squatting a lesbian cis space as the male you are ! shame on me bouhouuu
Fuckin degenerate!

>>8024664
You're a sexist for hating people for their biology.

>>8024688
yeah sure , seriously get a life bro !

Your Sapphic kind are not much to me taste, methinks.

I turn from this thread in pity.

>>8024722
Beta male please leave.

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>>8024313
>knows what Darkest Dungeon is
How quickly the tide turns! Anyway, I straight up wouldn't even date a girl who didn't like games. Thankfully, I don't have to worry about that, since I'm dating a girl who does.

>>8024591
lots of newfags on the site don't know a lot of things. people on this board especially, if you make a new thread with the so cash copypasta people will actually fall for it.

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I'm excited for PoE 2. Primarily because there will be character romance. I adore Obsidian writing. I hope to get a fantasy gf to replace my real one.

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Yes, hello. Can you repill me on Valerie "Put the men out the pasture" Solanas?
Aka Valerie "The few remaining men can exist out their puny days dropped out on drugs or strutting around in drag or passively watching the high-powered female in action, fulfilling themselves as spectators, vicarious liver, or breeding in the cow pasture with the toadies, or they can go off to the nearest friendly suicide center where they will be quietly, quickly, and painlessly gassed to death." Solanas

>>8024950
>sexism poster trying to make lesbians look bad again

>>8024955
No fun allowed in this thread? Fine I'll go hang out with the homos.

>>8024955
>implying sexism against the inferiors is bad
Let's not become blind in the name of political correctness.

>tfw no Asian gf

>>8024992
Except that's exactly what the chauvinists say about us.

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>>8025058
I don't care what they say. All that matters is this place, anon. All that matters here is the truth.

>>8025107
My gf is making a fitness routine we are going to do together. I want to add this in. :D (My core goal is strengthening my back)

>>8025166
>tfw no gf to get fit with
>tfw I'll always be a fat loser

Gf pushed me against the wall and licked me an orgasm
>just wanted to make NEET's jelly

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>>8025166
Better add a few more

>>8025206
It worked

Anons, I have a proposition. Spend the day in bed with me!
>cute underwear
>making out a lot
>sleazy sex
>make pancakes together
>lots of kissing and hug
>go to shower together
>listen to disney music while hugging
>lots of small but cute things!

>>8025255
I don't get it. What's the catch? Post a pic.

Who's ever been tricked by a tranner?

>>8025107
>All that matters here is the truth.
Then quit the sexism.

>>8025276
In what sense? Like go to sleep with someone and then find out they are trans? I would think you would have figured it out before that point, but who knows.

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>>8025166
>tfw wanna be /fit/
>use 20lb dumbbells and a heavy resistance band for most of my exercises
>struggle to do lateral and deltoid raises with only 10 pounds
>have struggled for a month now

>>8025278
Once the y chromosomes no longer exists.

>>8025284
Ignore him. They have this weird fetish where they want to rape women through deception.

>>8025284
>flirt with cute girl at bar
>reality sets in i realize she is a man
>walk away in disgust

It happens way too much desu

>>8025291
>rape women through deception.
As in. You want to have sex with the person in front of you, but because they aren't who you think they are it is rape. (Despite that they are still the person in-front of you that you chose to have sex with kind of deal?)

>>8025303
>flirt with cute girl at bar
So you admit to finding trans women cute.
Then finding out they are trans they are suddenly no longer cute.

That's cute.

Ignore the man in the dress please. Don't respond.

>>8025316
Rape through deception is a term I hear the males use. I don't claim to know what it means. Just that y chromosomes have weird fetishes and want to hear stories where one was successful? Too bad that only exists in your fanfic circle jerks.

>>8025322
She seems like a cute normal girl at first but all it takes is a bad angle and a faulty mannerism and im ready to run to the toilet

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Anyone else in a ldr? How far apart are you and do you meet regularly?

>>8025316
>>8025330
Ah that makes more sense. It doesn't really sound real. I don't really believe in stealth trans people. At least not to the degree they could fool a cis lesbian up close.

>>8025338
Always liked this one.

>>8025346
I am sorry your in a ldr. They are the worst. (not currently in one but I have been there with a 4 hour time difference.) So brutal. Stay strong you two!

>>8025360
Internet makes this waaaay easier.

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>>8023702
B R E H

>>8025346

I'm in the U.S and she's in Asia.
So no ;-;

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Have this garbage tier 3 minute doodle I did of that Elsa that got posted. Threw a clg apron on. I need to do some real drawing/painting tonight. Please make fun of me to inspire me to get gud.

>>8025635
looks like an elf

>>8025635
it has charm

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>>8025635

That eye positioning makes her look like she survived an abortion attempt but had her head caved in midway through.

Pic related, it's her left hand.

>>8025857
There we go. Thanks. Anyway more paintings coming tonight/tomorrow.

>>8025635
failedffs.jpg

>ywn randomly start dancing and making out with a woman in a dingy public restroom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLbAKcJrM05I1crIztDW4Ywc3XncjQH5HL&v=Q-Gljs8Y3Q8

>>8025635
Don't you mean Elfa?

>>8026278
Cute.

Post lewd Frozen

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>>8026461
Got some super lewd handholding here for you, you shameless slut

>>8026466
Raunchy.

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>>8026461
I hope this isn't too lewd

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>>8026525
You like that? You harlot.

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>>8026466
Where do you think you are? This is a fucking blue board anon. Get that smut outta here.

A challenger approaches....

>>8026466
>>8026527
>>8026536
>>8026542
Yes yes, keep them coming! I did an Elsa hair just because I could and now I need more dirty frozen

>>8026466
>shameless slut
You have no idea

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>>8026542
Fucking heresy.

>>8026548
Post braid, slut

>>8026553
Have any of you actually done this.

>>8026557
Yeah, I used to masturbate solely by rubbing myself on stuff when I was younger. Mostly on the armrest of the couch and pillows , but also on table edges. Not sure why, it just worked really well for me.

>>8026553
>posting anything on /lesgen
I'm not suicidal, anon

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>>8026565
I actually never touched my self while masturbating till I was like 16. Up to that point it was always dry humping things. Never did a table though.

I miss when just grinding on the girl you were with was more main stream. Doesn't happen as much for me these days but just like humping her leg while we made out were some of my best orgasms.


Still don't own a vibrator.

>>8026573
Stop being such a pussy. It is just your braid.

>t. Someone who posts lots of stuff on clg.

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>>8026584
What a lewd pussy.
Rubbing on thighs/legs is top-tier, it's all I used to do with my bestie in school because it's not really gay if we don't actually touch each other. Ah, the lies of childhood.

Speaking of vibrators, I just ordered my first one ever.
Rate it lesgen

>>8026573
It's /clg/ you cunt. We are the TruLez

>>8026565
>>8026584
What's so fun about rubbing? Why did you stop?

>>8026829
It's not that it's so much more fun than normal masturbation, for a while I just felt weird touching myself so I rubbed myself on stuff instead.
I was like 14 and in my mind justified it that I'm not "really masturbating" if I'm not actually using my hands.

>>8026832
>for a while I just felt weird touching myself
Why and how did you manage to get over it?

>>8026863
I dunno, I just got this urge for intimacy and felt like using my hands was a way to simulate that. It felt more "real" than using things to get off.

>tfw ur crush calls you cute and would love to stay over but lives across the country

should i kill myself now or

>>8026885
But why did it feel weird using your hands in the first place? How did your hands feel more intimate?

>>8026897
Like I said, when I started masturbating, I felt kinda guilty about it and justified doing it to myself by not touching myself since then it wouldn't "count".
Hands just felt intimate because it could've been someone else's hands, I just. I often fantasized about other girls doing to me what I was doing to myself.

>splitting headache
>period starts early
>fight with my mom
>crush has a boyfriend now
Somebody end me

>>8026909
I see. Was it a christian upbringing or something that left you guilty about it?

>>8027030
Yeah. Christian upbringing, Catholic school, all the fun stuff.

>>8023996
>I think your misreading things

This is what the person I quoted said:
>But they're both bishit (she says she's lesbian but she's not goldstar).

Nothing being misread. That person literally said that a lesbian was and still is bi, due to having had a sexual experience with a man.

There's no room for interpretation.

By that same logic, a goldstar lesbian who is raped by a man would be considered bi.

You see the problem here, right?

>>8027133
Rape isn't sex bby

>>8027146
It's sex and it's the best kind of sex.

>>8027040
Horrible, for straight girls too, and boys. I hate religion.

>>8027216
Delete this

>>8027258
Never! I know that you want it, you little panty stealing slut

>>8027216
Not when it's a dude.

What're thoughts on girls with stutters? I have a pretty bad one, and I'm not sure how it's seen from a dating stand point.

I have a lot of 'blocks', so most of the time I'll be talking, but I can't say the next word. It's challenging to have fluent conversations with that plus stuttering, so I almost never talk.

>>8026909
I still feel guilty and awkward as fuck everytime I masturbate
And also unsatisfied

I need a gf

>>8027259
>little panty stealing slut
You got me

>>8027297
I used to work with two guys that stuttered. One only did it occasionally and I never thought much of it, the other one did it a lot to the point that he could barely work phones. I felt bad for him but it kinda made me uncomfortable too. So it depends how bad/how much it affects conversation.

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>>8027373

>>8020417
>I don't think it's female privilege.

Get a penis and we'll talk.

>>8027310
>I still feel guilty and awkward as fuck everytime I masturbate
Why?

>>8027592
Excuse me?

>>8027535
The girl on the left, what the hell is going on with her back? What are those lumps?

>>8024270

haha, I definitely know a few girls who play this

>>8027629
I think your inability to understand female privilege stems from the fact that you might not actually have a penis.

Are you also roleplaying a lesbian that hates bisexuals, too?

>>8027310
I got over that fortunately. Even when I did feel guilty and ashamed it didn't stop me because I was a seriously horny kitty as a teen.

It's April Fools...
Should I be mean and tell my gf that Kase-san was cancelled?

>>8027678
>your inability to understand female privilege
Explain it for us poor stupid women then teacher.

>>8027753
You don't deserve a gf if you'd do that.

>>8027733
How did you manage mentally dealing with the guilt/shame and the horniness?

>>8027764
Horniness just won 9 times out of 10.
It also helped that I usually felt guilty afterwards, not during.

>>8027769
But then what did you do afterwards to rid yourself of the guilt?

Did you have a Christian background too that instilled that sense of shame?

>>8027777
Those sevens, noice.
I had a rosary I half-seriously used to pray with occasionally, it did kinda help.
Until I remembered what those fingers were doing earlier, that is.

Catholic mother and Catholic school, so yeah kinda. I wasn't ever told that masturbation is wrong/sinful, but I had a feeling that it probably would be.
I'm lucky my older sister didn't take religion all that seriously and was always happy to talk to me, else I'd probably have turned out super repressed.

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Sup dykes,

I need advice

I've just had a flaming row with my mother about the fact that she wants me to wear a dress to my cousin's wedding

I'm 21 and it's my decision. I'm not wearing a fucking dress.

I need advice on gender neutral formal wear. I'm big in all directions which complicated it a bit (5"10, about 215lbs I guess?). I'm a broad shouldered fatass, dresses don't look good on me anyway

I want to be comfortable but not rock the boat too much at an Irish Catholic wedding. Eg I went to a ball last year and wore smart black trousers, a white shirt and black braces (suspenders?) but that will be too butch for this. I'm thinking something like pic related, "men's" stuff in feminine cuts?

Cheers

>>8027789
Weird that they didn't tell you it was sinful. I thought that was a big deal for Catholics. Maybe modern times are different or that just applies to boys spilling their seed.

What did the guilt/shame afterwards feel like?

Good thing you had your sister. How did she escape repression? What would she say to reassure you?

>Those sevens, noice.
I'd better out myself for the record so it doesn't look like the GET was claimed by cisbians.

>>8027753
I've always thought cruel April fools jokes were dumb, they rarely require any creativity. Citrus getting a fake genderswap spinoff in Gateau was funny, fake cancellation announcements are not.

>>8027827
Yeah, I think the whole deal about onanism is at least mostly about male masturbation being a sin because it's wasted seed. Not sure there's anything about girls diddling their skittle in the Holy Bible.
Well as the orgasm subsided, the guilt came, like, I got this feeling of being disgusted by myself and what I was thinking about (partly because of masturbation generally, and especially thinking about girls)

The repression never got to my sister, I think. It just skipped her, she's a very open minded, laid back person.
And she'd say the usual stuff I guess. Assure me that it's normal and healthy, "everyone does it", etc. Occasionally she'd be like "hell I've done it twice today, it can't be bad if it's so much fun!" to cheer me up I guess. She's a good egg.

>>8027867
It's strange how the sense of shame over the masturbation and thinking about girls still got to you without being directly taught by your Catholic mother and school.

>Occasionally she'd be like "hell I've done it twice today, it can't be bad if it's so much fun!" to cheer me up I guess. She's a good egg.
Kind! How were you two so open when it came to talking about that, despite your religious background?

>>8027797
I would talk to your cousin and make sure she's ok with whatever you're wearing. It's her wedding after all.
After that just wear whatever you're comfortable in. I would go full butch mode to a wedding and not bat an eye.

>>8027880
Yeah, I mean the shame and guilt about being gay definitely was instilled, by my mom. Even long before she knew I was gay she'd keep going on and on about her sister and her, quote, unnatural and unhealthy relations. It's weird because she's such a stuck-up, no-fun-allowed cunt and my aunt is basically an old hippie. Lives with her girlfriend of 30 years, makes wine and grows pot.

I think we were open with each other just naturally, we've always been very close, and maybe also precisely because of our religious upbringing, as a kind of quiet rebellion/resistance I guess? My sis was the first person I told that I'm gay, teary-eyed and shaking, and she shrugged it off with "yeah no kidding, I know what kinda fanfiction you read online you dork".

>>8027895
Yeah, I know he won't give a shit, and neither will his fiancee.

I came out about 18 months ago and I half think this is an extension of my mother's hatred of how I turned out

I've been a "tom boy" ever since I was old enough to choose my own clothes. Trousers and a shirt won't turn any heads as far as the family are concerned

Thanks btw

>>8027592
That's not how things work here. It's quite the opposite.

>>8027797
Wear the damn dress, Joann.

>>8027903
So the gay guilt was instilled directly at least even if the masturbation wasn't.

How close are you in age? That closeness might have helped her avoid the repression and become laid-back.

>and she shrugged it off with "yeah no kidding, I know what kinda fanfiction you read online you dork".
Adorable and so nice!

For the first time in 2 years, I'm wearing a skirt and cute panties.
>tfw dykeness is going away
>feeling femme af

>>8027952
Yeah, I guess so. My mom's never been a fan of lesbianism even if she never said anything about me being gay specifically, but her face when I came out was making her opinion pretty obvious.

Yeah, we're close in age, two years apart. She's always been super supportive and understanding, I love her very much.

>Adorable and so nice!
Haha, yeah. She's a sweetheart like that.

>>8027959
Cute!

>>8027959
Why? What's your normal attire?

>>8027974
Thanks, nice anon!
>>8027977
Skinny jeans and hoodie/flanel/whatevercomesoutoftheclosereasily

Also because I went to see a movie with my friends and I wanted to be extra cute

>>8027991
>whatevercomesoutoftheclosereasily
You can wear me. I'm already out of the closet.

>>8027991
>flannel
How very gay

>>8028005
Well I'm single and I've been a total lap cat lately, so yes!

>>8027991
Enjoy being cute! Good thing you hung on to some femme clothes like skirts and panties for when you're in that cute mood.

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I had sex with a girl last night because she promised to trade me a shiny Nidoran female but this morning she didn't trade me and instead distracted me with breakfast and rushed me out the door.

>>8028040
Why is that Pokemon wearing a cuter bra than me

>>8028024
I've been thinking about changing my style into something more feminine! Not overly but more skirts and stuff!

>>8028040
I'll trade you mine in exchange for a butt/boobs/tummy pic with timestamp

>>8028047
Because irl bras need material connecting the cups and holding them onto your tits.

>>8028048
How does dressing femmy change your mood?

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>I drank a little too much last night
>yana us back to my place and we fell asleep watching walking dead on the couch
>mfw she wakes up and mumbles "you smell good"
I got it bad

>>8028106
This a crush or your gf?

>>8028117
>This a crush or your gf?
only two dates so far
I'm leaning towards gf

>>8028106
That happened to me last weekend, crush slept over at my place after a night out and fell asleep all over me. Her legs were entwined with mine and her thighs were reaaaally badly positioned, ugh. I didn't sleep much at all.

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>>8028137
Seal the deal anon

>>8028092
I don't know, but I'm more cheerful I guess?

>>8028176
god I want to
>forgot to put away paraphanalia before leaving
>pipe and grinder out on the table when we stumble through the door
>worriedlaughter.png
>"don't worry about it, my dad smokes all the time"
she didn't even flinch at my being Chief Burger Jockey
nobody should be this perfect

>>8028176
Rape!

Military girls are the best girls and they deserve all the pussy as a reward for their service

>>8028254
She's a degenerate like you. Take her virginity you punk ass.

>>8027959
Good girl

>>8027959
Post a pic and attention whore for us and your femininity will become even more solidified.

>>8027914

Yeah, she's probably forcing the dress on you because she being gender-nonconforming feels to a traditional mum like you're "confronting" her with your dykeness.

That pic looks fine and inoffensive to me.

>>8027914
Lose some fucking weight. A walrus in a tux is as bad as a walrus in a skirt.

Okay, which one of you found me on /r9k/, I feel like I got caught doing something naughty

>>8027895
get /fit/ senpai and become uber-tier sexy /fit/ lesbian

>>8028898
>going to r9k
For what purpose?

>>8029002
They were talking about incest.

>>8029016
Lesbian incest?

>>8028898
i'm sorry. i got excited and didn't think about how you'd feel.

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>>8029028
Well, I was, yeah.

>>8029031
It's okay anon, it was honestly pretty cute. I feel like I'm famous now.

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>>8028898
>spending time on r9k