/Lowest-standards/ Thread v2

>>8018536
perhaps i should have picked an anime picture to get replies. i regret my decision.

>>8018579
I'll regret it with you, if it makes you feel better.

>>8018672
it does :)

>have a decent dick
>has no STDs
That's it. He can even be a fatso tbqh

Socially retarded twinkhon here.

>loyal
>no incurable stds
>respects my identity and sees me as a woman
>will respect my decision if I decide to get srs
>18 - 25

I'm mtf.

>>8018682
>>8018718

Are either of you ladies from Europe?

>>8018536
> Nearby-ish
> Alive
> Moderately attractive
> Compatible personality
> Not old or fat

The latter is the hard part. I can't stand stupid people, or celebrity obsessives, or people not liking rock and metal.

>don't be obese
>Don't be a stupid cunt

>>8021161
>or people not liking rock and metal.
contact?

>>8018536
>Looks nice
>Takes care of themselves
>Can get along with
>Someone I feel legitimately safe with and not flip out

I literally don't give a shit if they're gay, straight, trans, whatever. I just want someone to love I:

>>8021274
Skorpychan on Skype and Steam.

>be white
>don't be too fat

that's it really.

>>8018536
>Mono-gay-mous (already these are unrealistically high standards...)
>Doesn't have non-HSV-1 STD(s)
>18-~24
>Lives close enough (SE england)
>Hairy and not skinny (average, muscle, chub, fat, whatever)
>Compatible enough personality (basically not a normiebore, idiot, or flamer)

>>8021490
>se England

You live in Brighton? If so same. Not that we would be compatible since I'm a (cis) female. Just curious

>>8021515
Not quite that far south east; up in Cambridge, but just that general quadrant of England would be manageable enough.

>>8018718
>>8018819
This^

A kafir or hijra without backbone will only find themselves in the lower ranks of my war Band.

>female
>early/mid-20s
>not fat
>laughs at my jokes
>likes my tomboyish butt
I'm fairly attractive but antisocial af.
Makes it hard to get out and date.
I just want someone I can spend my free time with and cuddle.

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>cis male but must enjoy crossdressing or be a femboy
>not a NEET--not because I hate NEETs or anything, but I'm not rich so I can't be the main breadwinner
>no STDs--I'm STD-free, I play safely, and expect my partner to do the same
>live in Florida--this is probably the only one on which I'm willing to slightly compromise, but only if you live in the southeastern US
>have similar political leanings--political debate may make good pillow talk for some people, but not for me
>no sociopaths/psychopaths/personality disorders--my heart goes out to you all, but these are issues which I would prefer not invite permanently into my life
>doesn't hate black people--everyone's a little bit racist and we can all stand to examine our inner prejudices, but if one of your favorite hobbies is complaining about "niggers"--or any other race, WASPs included, we're not going to get along

These are my main requirements, pretty much everything else is negotiable.

someone who looks good and can also be super nice to me and then super mean to me

>>8025021
>have similar political leanings--political debate may make good pillow talk for some people, but not for me
What leanings? Anyway the best pillow talk is political debate with someone who does have your leanings.

>>8025021
I'm listening ...

> doesn't live too far, so it won't turn into an LDR
> age is between 16(age of consent where I live) and 40
> isn't morbidly obese (chubby is okay)
> has a personality that is compatible with mine
> sincerely loves me and will never abandon me
That's all I need, to be honest.