How do I make my semen taste better?

>>8007395
pineapple...juice

>>8007402
What if I'm allergic? That and bananas.

>>8007404
apple juice? idk just don't eat shit like asparagus (cum will taste awful) google search it

>>8007395
Eat chicken instead of red meat and put cinnamon in your food. Your seme will taste as sweet as candy

stop smoking, eat less meat, and stop eating anything with high sulfur content
>if it makes you fart, or your farts smell bad, it'll make your spooge taste bad

>>8007395
Drink fruit juices, eat fruit, plenty of natural sugars.
Avoid strong flavours, and especially MSG. MSG will come out of you in every bodily excretion for a couple of days after you take in significant amounts of it. I've ended up sweating it sometimes.
Variety in your diet. Not just meat and potatoes; eat your greens too.
NO FIZZY DRINKS. This is super important. Swilling coke or pepsi by the bottle will make your cum taste awful.

Once i ate three cups of jello every day for a few weeks untill my sweat smelled like sugary jello, then my seamen smelled it also.