Test thread

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>>7991108
"BI', man cis and only top.

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>>7991108

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>MtF

Everything checks out. Nothing to see here.

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>>7991108
Gay male, twinkish and fem

>>7991329
Cis man?

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Lesbian, soft butch I guess

>>7991350
bi mtf

>>7991447
But you're dominant, wtf?

>>7991489
I don't like giving up control during sexual situations. I'm too afraid of them otherwise.

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Bi/male (questioning)

>>7991513
Sad but I guess that explains it.

>>7991447
>>7991513
>1% non-monogamist

Really great. I am the first post man. So you are dom because of fear, interesting.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
96% Non-monogamist
94% Voyeur
91% Switch
91% Exhibitionist
87% Rope bunny
84% Experimentalist
81% Submissive
76% Rigger
75% Owner
71% Girl/Boy
70% Pet
68% Master/Mistress
65% Sadist
64% Degrader
63% Daddy/Mommy
62% Masochist
61% Slave
56% Degradee
56% Dominant
47% Ageplayer
46% Brat
44% Brat tamer
32% Vanilla
19% Primal (Hunter)
17% Primal (Prey)
bi cis male and I've had almost completely vanilla sex my whole life

>>7991625
>96% Non-monogamist
>94% Voyeur
>91% Exhibitionist

WHORE

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>tfw mtf and being a living stereotype

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>>7991108
bi male

>>7991108
tbqh i already took the test and basically i am sub and vanilla

[spoiler]ur all degenerates btw[/spoiler]

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bi mtf

>>7991548
I'm just naturally uncomfortable in most situations.

>>7991802
>sub calling others degenerate
Looking for a punishment are you? You're outta luck, there aren't many doms or switches here.

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Bi guy.

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Cis male, bi curious.

Gay male

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
94% Switch
91% Non-monogamist
85% Masochist
83% Submissive
82% Degrader
80% Brat
79% Sadist
75% Rope bunny
74% Rigger
69% Experimentalist
67% Degradee
56% Dominant
42% Exhibitionist
40% Brat tamer
21% Master/Mistress
16% Slave
10% Girl/Boy
9% Vanilla
8% Voyeur
6% Daddy/Mommy
4% Primal (Hunter)
3% Ageplayer
2% Pet
2% Owner
1% Primal (Prey)

>>7991184
M-master?

>>7992001
>this test
>Cis male, bi curious.

Beta virgin

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mtf
also a stereotype lol

>>7991937
NOPE

ur a degenerate, face it kid

heh heh heh

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cis male, will fuck anything as long as its feminine

>>7991108
>tfw OP was right ;-;
https://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=4218651
*Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. That's right, a horrible person... Hm, we weren't even testing for that...*
Oh yea, Bisexual male
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
90% Rope bunny
89% Submissive
58% Experimentalist
46% Brat
45% Vanilla
41% Switch
21% Slave
17% Non-monogamist
15% Dominant
11% Exhibitionist
10% Masochist
10% Rigger
8% Pet
7% Master/Mistress
5% Girl/Boy
3% Brat tamer
3% Degradee
3% Primal (Prey)
2% Sadist
1% Daddy/Mommy
1% Owner
1% Primal (Hunter)
0% Ageplayer
0% Degrader
0% Voyeur

>>7992584
the first 100% dom look better for some reason.

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>>7993179
Fuck wrong picture.

Age play Is the first step to being classified as a child Predator

Cis, Male, Gay. I've taken this test before and I think those results were much more accurate than these are but idk, maybe I've changed
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Ageplayer
97% Switch
96% Girl/Boy
93% Daddy/Mommy
88% Experimentalist
84% Non-monogamist
81% Pet
81% Sadist
75% Brat
65% Brat tamer
64% Dominant
54% Submissive
44% Voyeur
40% Owner
36% Master/Mistress
33% Rigger
29% Degrader
27% Masochist
27% Primal (Hunter)
22% Primal (Prey)
21% Exhibitionist
13% Vanilla
10% Rope bunny
9% Slave
6% Degradee

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>>7991108
Bi male, Top.
From England.

>>7993190
Hey, you seem pretty normal. It's a compliment.

>>7993383
Thank you

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>>7993383
>having no kinks and not wanting to experiment is a good thing

>>7993317
Tfw no brat to pin down and tame

>>7991893
Hot, too bad you're probably on the other side of the planet.

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>>7993501
>being a degenerate slut with little to no interest or worth to society beyond fulfilling your own sexual desires
empty and meaningless
but whatever floats your boat faggot

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>MtF
Legit surprised by how accurate a description of me this is.

>>7993317
>>7993717
You
>sub
>brat
Me
>Dom
>brat tamer

Are you my other half? We'll never know

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Bi/Male

>>7991937
I-I tested switch...

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>>7991108
Bi MtF here
r8 and h8

>>7996102
A degrader submissive, you actually sound like fun.

>>7996128
Ha, thanks. I consider myself a submissive, but I have a bit of a dominant streak.
I think that's why I'm a bit bratty.

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>>7991108
Not really.

>>7994872
O.o yaaaaaaaaassss please

Hetero male here, 90% vanilla..

Oh well at least I'm mentally okay.

>>7996174
Contact? Also England?

I believe I've got a weird result:
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
85% Vanilla
77% Dominant
76% Switch
65% Rigger
57% Master/Mistress
53% Rope bunny
49% Submissive
37% Brat tamer
34% Degrader
31% Owner
29% Primal (Hunter)
25% Daddy/Mommy
20% Brat
20% Experimentalist
17% Degradee
13% Voyeur
11% Slave
9% Primal (Prey)
9% Sadist
9% Girl/Boy
7% Masochist
6% Non-monogamist
6% Ageplayer
4% Pet
4% Exhibitionist

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while i feel like i've had a pretty substantial submissive swing fantasy-wise since taking this test, i believe that in practice i would still only want to dom
straight trans man

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>>7996271
>85% Vanilla
kek

Gay ftm, this is fairly legit

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
92% Switch
89% Degradee
87% Rope bunny
84% Non-monogamist
83% Submissive
82% Primal (Prey)
80% Masochist
77% Pet
65% Ageplayer
63% Brat
58% Girl/Boy
57% Slave
53% Sadist
53% Owner
52% Experimentalist
51% Dominant
46% Brat tamer
45% Rigger
43% Degrader
41% Master/Mistress
41% Daddy/Mommy
41% Primal (Hunter)
30% Vanilla
16% Exhibitionist
11% Voyeur

>>7996519
Yeah, I did the test out of curiosity what it would say as I have very specific and relatively vanilla kinks. For example I love getting rimmed by my girl but other than that I'm pretty "normal". I don't think there's anything wrong with vanilla as it is still quite broad.

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>>7996708
Yeah, I think that statistically most people are "normal".
Really makes you think...

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Checks out

>>7996796
Of course, that's a fact by definition as the norm is determined by the majority..

Don't know why you're stating that fact though, as me saying I'm normal just suggests I'm part of the majority. Which some people, especially on this board, probably aren't.

>>7996882
>vanilla sub
Let me show you a good time anon

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MtF, bi
How doomed would my sex life be if I somehow manage to get a partner?

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bi mtf

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MtF, mostly into guys nowadays

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so basically it just says i'm boring?

>>7997464
I am 100% dom and I like vanilla.

>>7997316
Wow you are a true whore.

>>7996251
Australia :/

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bi (70/30, gay) male.

>>7998296
Thank you, that actually pleases me to hear anon :3

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Cis lesbian.

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mtf i.e failed male here

its funny how my masochism went up after starting hrt

also i have bpd

>>8001336
Dated a girl with bpd once, it was a wild ride for sure.

>>8001336
You failed not just as a man, you failed as a human being.

>>7991184
You're probably a 5'5 douchebag with a chode dick and mommy issues.

>>8001401
W-what do you think of mine senpai?
>>7993317

All of these morons really are just a bunch of pathetic subs waiting for some straight guy to rape them. B-b-but white cis men are the problem! Once you eradicate them, who's going to fulfill all your fantasies? Your dyke girlfriend and her black strap-on? Give me a break.

>>8001336
>0% dominant
>0% switch
>100% submissive
>likes being degraded

I want to hurt you anon and do bad things to you.

>>8001405
I don't think of yours. But I'm sure I'd have the same opinion of you too.

>>8001400
thank you

>>8001413
please

>>8001419
>please
You got a throwaway?

>>8001430
yes its [email protected]

>>8001430
not rly cuz i need someone to just do me irl so i'd have 0 control

>>8001438
Where are you from?

>>8001441
i live in finland rn but i'm moving to canada in the future

>>8001446
Good luck with that.

i already made the test, twice, but i get this shit.

"Failed to connect to the database."

how i fix it?

>>8001779
Guess they fucked up something, save the link for later when they've fixed it

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I think I might be a literal cuck

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>>7991108
80% Rigger
79% Vanilla
76% Brat tamer
76% Switch
74% Experimentalist
72% Daddy/Mommy
69% Dominant
69% Submissive

cis male, pan (i guess)

Always had the interest in kink, especially the strong psychological side, but this test...
ITS RIGGED!

MtF

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Vanilla
89% Submissive
67% Switch
59% Voyeur
48% Exhibitionist
41% Primal (Prey)
39% Experimentalist
37% Girl/Boy
34% Dominant
32% Brat
29% Daddy/Mommy
23% Ageplayer
13% Master/Mistress
12% Sadist
11% Pet
10% Non-monogamist
10% Owner
10% Primal (Hunter)
7% Degrader
7% Masochist
7% Slave
6% Brat tamer
5% Rigger
5% Rope bunny
2% Degradee

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bisexual female

>>8002377
You're some cucks' dream gf

>>8002288
Are you single tho

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Submissive
99% Rope bunny
98% Degradee
98% Masochist
93% Slave
92% Brat
90% Primal (Prey)
71% Exhibitionist
68% Girl/Boy
63% Experimentalist
62% Pet
36% Non-monogamist
10% Ageplayer
6% Voyeur
4% Sadist
2% Primal (Hunter)
2% Switch
2% Vanilla
1% Dominant
1% Degrader
1% Brat tamer
0% Owner
0% Master/Mistress
0% Rigger
0% Daddy/Mommy


pan NB

>>8002410
I am atm, I left my ex due to being a selfish self centered person who didn't see me for who I was.

Recently i'm working on my relationship with God by praying at shrines everyday.

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gay, male fem

>>8002462
What a dumb cunt, doesn't know what he's missing :^) you have a good now stranger.

>>8003261
A good day*

>>8003260
Be my bf

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>>8002377
>99% non-monogamist

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>>8003270
Sorry, anon. I already have a bf.

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Male , Straight (Like the idea of being girly when sub...so mtf? idk)
>tfw you will never have gf that will force you to dress like a girl and peg you

>>8004843
Bruh. You ain't straight. You're about as straight as one of my pubes fampai

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>>8001401
If you say so, gurl.

>>8004871
kek. I mean I suppose not but I'd rather have a female partner regardless of my desires.

>>8004873
Fuck off you silly queer, of course I say so. I'm never wrong about men.

>>8003282
I call bullshit, but nice try to seem more desirable.

>>8004975
You sound really fucking cute anon. 10/10 would have sex with permission

>>8005269
Don't patronize me, Casanova.

>>8005294
Why don't you become my qt angry gf/bf anon?

>>8005354
Because I don't trust you.

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bisexual cis male

>>7998850
wanna be my bf?

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>>8002377
>99% non-monogamist

wanna be my gf?

mtf
bi? but prefer girls idk
>stereotypes ho!

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
99% Rope bunny
99% Submissive
96% Degradee
94% Pet
77% Slave
74% Masochist
42% Experimentalist
41% Girl/Boy
37% Brat
35% Primal (Prey)
32% Vanilla
21% Rigger
18% Non-monogamist
16% Switch
7% Degrader
7% Exhibitionist
6% Ageplayer
5% Dominant
5% Sadist
4% Voyeur
2% Daddy/Mommy
2% Primal (Hunter)
1% Brat tamer
1% Master/Mistress
1% Owner

>>8005421
You can always drop some contact details and learn to start trusting me

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>>8007643

>>8007724
Right, because you'll get right in touch I'm sure.
There's no way you're pulling me, prince charming. I know you think your suave and enticing. I know in your head you're this mighty dom stud antagonizing some hapless twink, but in reality your a roachlike little chucklefuck who's barking up the wrong tree. I'm not interested. And I have nothing to offer you anyway. If you were who you say you are, you'd leave me in a heartbeat because you would have other options.

>>8007748
On the contrary. I think I might pull you if I play my cards right, and that's quite the dynamic you thought up there :) . Would love to have a small conversation with you.
Also, I'm not the kinda guy to leave someone just cause I find someone else more attractive, not a shallow person.

The quiz was stupid.

100% Dominant
98% Degrader
97% Sadist
97% Master/Mistress
97% Owner
94% Daddy/Mommy
94% Voyeur
93% Rigger
87% Brat tamer
80% Primal (Hunter)
58% Non-monogamist
36% Exhibitionist
29% Vanilla
26% Switch
24% Ageplayer
17% Experimentalist
4% Submissive
3% Girl/Boy
2% Masochist
1% Primal (Prey)
1% Degradee
0% Rope bunny
0% Pet
0% Slave
0% Brat

>>8007760
>quite the dynamic you thought up there
And with quite a bit of imagination too, I don't know where that notion came from. :^)
Well, hate to break it to you, faggot, but we're not having a small conversation, and, unless you've got some wild card up your sleeve, which you don't, this is probably going to be our last exchange before I ignore you completely. I'm sure you'd LOVE to have a chat with me, you insolent prick. I hate men like you, and I find your species particularly annoying when they address me from their gutter habitats with vermin-like mating calls. Better men than you, snot puppy, have swept me off my feet with grander promises that they never intended to keep and dropped me flat on my gullible ass a moment later without ever saying why. You're some five years too late to get me to believe another word you say.
>not a shallow person
You're a person, aren't you? People are shallow.
And you think I'm only referring to my looks, but I'm not. I'm a real fixer-upper, a dump, and I've got nothing to give back to you for time and energy you seem so willing, though only on the outset, to put in. But I guess you must be a total loser too, if you're fishing for a date in this leech pond. In that case, we have nothing to offer each other.
So, Mr. Brat-Tamer, Mr. Primal (Hunter), and Mr. whatever else this stupid test says, put your revoltingly tiny cock back in your smelly drawers, and kindly fuck off.

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>>8007726
>2017
>being a monogamist
>being monosexual
>not being bisexual switch master race

>>8007807
You think I was reacting to your sexuality? Oh, that's precious.
I was reacting to your cringeworthy pickup line.
>wanna be my bf
No, you autistic nitwit. I don't. Your sexuality has nothing to do with it, unless that's why you have such a flat personality.

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>>8007809
okay, then i don't want to be your boyfriend anyway.

>>8007816
Oh, boo-hoo. Take your toys and go home, little boy.

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>>8007819
only if you want to play with me!

>>8007821
No, I don't.

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>>8007649
Oh, so you wanna be part of my collection? :)

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>>8007867
no, i want you to be part of my (bi) harem.

>>8007794
>unless you've got some wild card up your sleeve

As a matter of fact, I do, 3 of them :^) but to find out what they are, you'll have to talk with me.

>Better men than you, snot puppy, have swept me off my feet with grander promises that they never intended to keep and dropped me flat on my gullible ass

Well then, they weren't actually better men then were they? That's clear by their demeanour. If they truly were better men they'd have kept you and treated you right, something I'd be willing to do for a feisty little twink like you.

>You're some five years too late to get me to believe another word you say.

You don't have to believe me, just talk to me :^) , if you're not impressed by the end of my conversation, I'll swallow my pride, if you love me by the end, you'll be the one swallowing. ;)

>I'm a real fixer-upper, a dump, and I've got nothing to give back to you

Looks like I'll have to fix you up then, you don't have to give me anything, apart from your attention and love from time to time.

>But I guess you must be a total loser too

Arguably, yes, I've lost a lot of things, but I always know to keep trying in the face of defeat. I never accept a loss. But in that sense, aren't we all losers? We've all lost something, our innocence? Our pride? Our happiness? But we can gain some of those things back if we try.

>put your revoltingly tiny cock back in your smelly drawers, and kindly fuck off.

If I was capable of doing that I would do it. But I am just a man, with needs. Also I'm not masturbating right now so my cock is firmly tucked into my pants right now.

>So, Mr. Brat-Tamer

Mhm, you're a prime candidate for some taming I'll tell ya.

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Bi-but-prefers-guys MtF, this mostly seems to sync up well. My girlfriend wishes I was more into inflicting pain and stuff like that, but she's pretty happy to have a caring mommy.

>>8008071
>non-monogamist
You and your gf got enough room for another guy in there?

>>8007874
Nah, unless you're a cute submissive femboy, sexy big-boobed asian woman or a very delicious trap, I got no interest.

>>8008071
>Bi-but-prefers-guys
>My girlfriend

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>>7991108
mtf
mostly straight

>>8008698
Be my gf please. tyvm.

>>7991108
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
97% Submissive
67% Rope bunny
66% Slave
65% Vanilla
53% Switch
53% Degradee
42% Brat
34% Experimentalist
28% Exhibitionist
27% Girl/Boy
23% Dominant
19% Voyeur
16% Non-monogamist
16% Master/Mistress
14% Pet
11% Masochist
7% Rigger
5% Primal (Prey)
5% Degrader
4% Ageplayer
4% Brat tamer
4% Daddy/Mommy
3% Owner
1% Sadist
1% Primal (Hunter)
Male "gay" (technically), hoping to transition soon (need to move out of mom's house)

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bi-curious MtF

>>8009228
>>8009200

All these submissive girls and yet I'm still single. It Feelsbadman

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>tfw no dominant bf to degrade me

>>8009307
also gay(male)

>>8009315
Be my BF you slut

>>8007877
>As a matter of fact, I do, 3 of them :^) but to find out what they are, you'll have to talk with me.
Oh you're so charming <3 so irresistible <3
Boil alive in your own shit.

>a feisty little twink like you
You wouldn't even see me if we were in the same room, buddy. You think I'm an opportunity to get some ass and live out a tsundere plot from one of your Chinese girl cartoons because I'm lashing out online. If you knew what I looked like, you wouldn't be doing this.
I am in my late twenties. I have a beard and hair on my toe knuckles. I am not a twink; and I am not attractive, particularly to people who like twinks. I'm certainly short though. Short, thin too, weak and dumpy. But I guess that's close enough to a twink for a loser like you: a clearance rack twink, a factory defect twink, a bargain you intend to pay even less for than the initial 50% discount.

>But in that sense, aren't we all losers?
Nice sophistry there, m8.

>If they truly were better men they'd have kept you and treated you right
No, I think they did the right thing and I would've done the same.

>if you love me by the end, you'll be the one swallowing. ;)
Oh believe me, you've already tested my gag reflex.

>Looks like I'll have to fix you up then
With what tools? Duct tape and spackle?
Your promises are insults. Do you seriously think I'm a lovelorn retard who's going to fall for this trite shit? You aren't bigger than my unhappiness, you aren't the exception to the rule, you're just another dumb fuck who'll facilitate the same old story.
Let's assume that, by some lapse of judgment, I give you my contact information and we start chatting, there is a 100% likelihood you drop my sorry ass in favor of something closer to you, some pile of gonorrhea with feathered hair and a tan, no doubt, and I wouldn't blame you. Why put up with me? But you're a total moron, and you've mistaken me for something I'm not.

>>8009647
>But I guess that's close enough to a twink for a loser like you.
>short
>weak
Pretty much, that's what I want. A short weak bratty sub, you're making me hard anon.

>you've already tested my gag reflex.
certainly not in person yet, I'd have to test it in person and see how it goes.

>With what tools? Duct tape and spackle?

Love, companionship, respect and other things anon.

>some pile of gonorrhea with feathered hair and a tan
If I wanted that, I would just have stuck with Grindr or gay clubs. That's not what I want, I don't want a walking std with a quiff.

>But you're a total moron, and you've mistaken me for something I'm not.

Maybe I am just a moron :^), still doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to me. I haven't mistaken you for anything, I'm quite the hawk eye when it comes to these things y'know.


Let me love you anon

>>8009799
>still doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to me
It's reason enough.
>Let me love you anon
No, I'm done with this conversation. Good luck swindling someone else, Romeo.

>>8009835
>No, I'm done with this conversation.
You haven't even talked to me properly, I'd hardly say it was a conversation, why not atleast allow me to talk first?

>Good luck swindling someone else, Romeo.

Thanks for the good luck, but it's hard to find a bratty sub, so that certainly won't be happening anytime soon.

>>8009964
>won't be happening anytime soon
Good.

>>8009977
>Good.

Which means, i am on the market. And it seems you are too, so why not give it a shot and see where it goes?

>>8010003
No, because I'm not interested in you.

>>8010015
>No because I'm not interested
You don't know that yet though, you haven't talked to me properly.

(Also I thought that'd be your last reply :^) , seems you are interested even if you say you're not)

>>8010033
I'll take any opportunity to be mean, anon. I'm not picky, but you're right. This has gone on long enough.

>>8010053
>>8010033
you two sound like you'd be the people in a tv show who are constantly at each others throats, but the second you get even a little tipsy, you'd start fucking like horny teenagers.

just fuck already

>>8010053
>but you're right. This has gone on long enough.
Then just give me a chance to talk then. Who knows, you might really enjoy it and keep cumming back for more anon.

>>8010078
Ikr, he sounds like a qt, I'm going to Persue at every turn.

>>8010097
>sounds like a qt
I am rather revolting in real life, actually, but at least I can spell pursue.
But you know what? I'm giving you too much credit. I'm supposing that, if I ignore you, I'll be able to hurt us both. That's assuming you're some kind of dish and I'm depriving myself. We ought to have the opportunity of disappointing each other. After all, it's not like either of us have any dignity! Imagine the tangible blow of me discovering you're short and you that I'm mannish.
[email protected]
Get at me, anon, I'm not going to keep that address for long.

>>8010133
Sent :^)

>>8010154
*cwtches you* Did you get my reply, dear?

>>8010212
I havent got a reply no

>>8010264
Oh, well, I sent another one.

>>8010279
I got that one and replied

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MtF, Pansexual.

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>>8010418
>rigger

GLOBALIST SCUM!

>>8010556
I don't understand.

>>8010593
Rigging elections.
Means you're a globalist.

It was a small joke. Which you made me deconstruct are you happy now ~.~

>>8010629
Yes, I am :3

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I know I'm boring, don't really need a website to prove it.

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>GF gets 50% non-monogamist

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>>8014703