Mtfg: """male""" to cute girl gen

i wanna die but im scared of death

*rugrats theme*

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I'm hungover pls help

smol girl penis thread

OLIVE THREAD

Gloomy is disgustingly adorable when high.

>>7984570
Drink a gatorade and take an ibuprofen

>>7984570
Drink more, that'll solve it.

>>7984570
put lil button on pocket so char can't get out

>>7984572
>paki stalks olive now

has any one of these stalking sessions of yours been successful

cause it seems like you just get rejected and move onto someone else

>>7984573
Yep, it's so cute.

ok well we took the tabs at 13:30 and its 20:00 now and were kinda high still but like its teetering off and we were able to order food so it's probably not DOB r-right

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>>7984574
I don't have any gatorade.
I did take a ibuprofen

>>7984575
Don't be a faggot.

>>7984576
Nim.. i don't think that will help.

>>7984587
Water will suffice then. Hope you fel better.

>>7984587
it'll stop you from stealing my booze >:(

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>>7984590
Thanks my clone.

>>7984593
You'll need more power than that.

>>7984597
two buttons

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>>7984574
>>7984587

rehydrate but gatorade is a normie meme full of sugar & shit to sell to fat people who want to think they're being healthful

pedialyte or water

water works fine

desu i got relatively drunk off of one drink last night

Feminine benis
>tfw phone auto fills next word after "feminine" with "penis" now
Wew
>>7984575
Can't be hungover if you're never sober

i dont wanna be sad

>>7984601
feminine bipis
>>7984603
hugg

>finish cardio
>see teen cis girls get off a bus while walking the way home
>tiny frames
>tiny skeletons
>literally no amount of work will be able to compete with that level
>only way to alleviate feelings of inferiority is to think "you could always repress, then you will always be superior"

Remind me why it's a bad idea to win at a competition I don't want to be in than lose at the competition I want to be in

Winning something is better than nothing

>>7984600
Gatorade has an appropriate amount of sodium and potassium, both of which are lost in dehydration, the cause of hangovers.

Obviously IV 0.9 D5/NA would be preferable.

>>7984603
i know that feel

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>>7984012
yea, i think i got drunk after my 1st glass of cider

>>7984606
stop trying to compete with others
if you must compete with someone, compete with yourself

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>snug blanket
>tea
>yummy chicken wings
>games
Who else comfy

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>>7984585
yes definitely not...

i wouldn't worry about it at all, didn't realize you were coming down

it's acid, you're good, relax and smoke some pot

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>>7984613
My best friend <3

>>7984615
im a little bit snug in my bed but crying

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>>7984587
Sleep it off

>>7984570
>I'm hungover pls help
Make super greasy perogies. Fried with onion, garlic and bacon then topped with cheddar, sour cream and chives. It's magic hangover food.

>>7984606
You were lied to.
The pain of repression is not worse than the pain of transition
With repression, you're free to unleash you anger on others. You can be the oppressor, not the oppressed.

You will be respected. Left alone. More than can be said for trannies.

>>7984618
ok good
>>7984619
interesting that you have a reaction image for this

>>7984620
same but with drinking too

>>7984624
why are repressors so autistic

>>7984603
Huggkiss hugkiss kisshug

>>7984624
but i get free drinks now

>>7984629
the dark side of the force

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>>7984614
>if you must compete with someone, compete with yourself
thanks, jayden

>>7984623
my boyfriend is out getting me food atm.

>>7984627
What are you trying to imply.

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>>7984624
Being trans isn't the end of the world
I'm happy desu

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>>7984609
that's cool and all but it's not an endurance competition, they got drunk

maybe if they're vomiting but if they're vomiting more than once they should probably go get those iv fluids anyway

you can tell gatorade/powerade is a fucking meme because they sell it everywhere, fast food restaurants, gas stations, everywhere

fat people eating too many french fries don't need gatorade to rehydrate, it's just another sugar laden addictive treat memed to normies

our bodies are generally perfectly happy to rehydrate with water, we kind of evolved to utilize it for that purpose

>>7984639
You got luckier than most

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>>7984619
hi :3

>>7984614
It's difficult.

>>7984601
nice
that's like god tier trannydom

>>7984640
the best thing after a hangover is glas of water with a spoon full of salt and spoon full of sugar

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hi

>>7984649
>4 ears

>>7984636
dude who's jayden
for real tho like if u try to compare yourself to cis girls as a tranny when you're 2 months on cypro is retarded so ye
>>7984637
idk dude just saying :^)
>>7984646
dummy

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>>7984642
i think you need to lurk more

Cindy's a good girl, and i'm happy to see she's got a great attitude but i wouldn't go that far

she's just strong

also if you compare you circumstances to everyone else you'll end up like our dear kayla, miserable

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>>7984615
>going to finish off pizza with some milk soon
>wrapped up in blankets
it's going to be super comfi day

>>7984649
Hi cat.

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>tfw you see your face reflected on the bus door
I wanna start hrt

>>7984657
Nyaa~

>>7984640
>our bodies are generally perfectly happy to rehydrate with water
...unless you lost so much water your body has no sodium or potassium left to control your muscles

>>7984639
fking early transitioners that pass and are pretty
you're not even trans if you pass

>>7984653
>she's just strong
Someone hasn't seen those noodle arms of hers

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>>7984651
How can I face the world without armour to hide my true self?

>>7984658
Do it, girl!

>>7984658
Turn off reflections; your framerate will improve.

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>>7984658
what filth are you reading?

>>7984658
then just start ?
order some hormones and take them

>>7984666
idk sounds kinda dumb question desu

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>>7984666
Clad yourself in armor that doesn't actually hurt you to wear.

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>>7984663
But I don't pass

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>>7984662
if you're fucking dying why are you drinking gatorade ffs

since when do you need to spend $3 on a "sports drink" marketed to lazy fatasses to rehydrate

water & food, the real things our body actually expects, not some hypermarketed bullshit

i get that you want to feel important bc you work in healthcare or something but seriously are you trying to claim water is inadequate?

no motivation to self improve but enough energy to shitpost about it

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>>7984667
>>7984671
I'm working on it, but being dependant on your parents makes it difficult

>>7984682
t. 80% of /mtfg/

when's the cypro point of no return?
I need to know if I have to abort in a few months

It's been 2 months

>>7984672
I am more confident when I hide aspects of myself, even from myself.

My most extroverted moments came when I was fully convinced I was cis het

>>7984673
I could always just hide forever I think...
Just never let anyone know I'm on hormones

>>7984680
cissy passers reeeee.
only someone that passes could say being trans isn't the end of the world

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i feel like ordering a pizza.
there's this place called pizano's, & thaey have 4 stars on google.
i'll check out their list of toppings

>>7984686
can i save this picture

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>>7984681
oh lol we were at the zoo on thursday and we remembered u

>>7984688
well no shit lol

>>7984698
>oh lol we were at the zoo on thursday and we remembered u
RUDE

>>7984699
PIC RELATEDD OMG

>>7984681
>dying
No, just really dehydrated, aka hangover. You don't need to be dying of dehydration to benefit from additional electrolytes.

>>7984688
Never. If you stop taking AAs you'll start making testosterone again. Maybe not as much as you used to, but enough to masculinize.

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>>7984686
True.
>>7984688
Just be an extroverted girl.
>>7984690
Ooh, get some good ones.

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>>7984670
My phone is a little lacking in terms of shitposting material. My bus is 18 min late and I wanna die

>>7984703
you leave the 1911 alone :c

>>7984689
what does cindy look like ?

>>7984711
i haven't seen her, must pass though to be so optimistic

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>>7984710
I have one! But there's a joke in that image.

>>7984702
Oh right. I was just worried I would be need to take t shots after a certain stage just to repress, if it just stunts me then that's bonus

>>7984712
oh, but she's right
live's actually pretty neat when you pass

>>7984710
>>7984714
Glocknade and the Galaxy Note 7 spontaneously combusting

>>7984711
>>7984712
Only like two other people here pass better than her

>>7984715
Negative, unless you cut your balls off

I am killing myself on the 2nd of May

>>7984720
no

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>>7984712
I don't pass, but I posted some pics last night if you wanna look for that

>>7984711
16 year old who passes as a girl when she has all her hair in her face but is kinda cute that way

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>>7984715
stop sillyposting Amy

>>7984719
Correct!

>>7984714
>tfw handguns are banned in my country
AAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

>>7984714
>>7984719
oh right, I forgot about that ><

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>>7984698
aww :)

>>7984702
>lost so much water your body has no sodium or potassium left to control your muscles

for fucks sake natalie

i hate know-it-alls spouting memes and unwillinging to engage their logical faculties

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My bus is now 20 minutes late and i just saw it park next to McDonald's. The driver went inside. What do I do?

>>7984697
>>7984686
Forgot trip, and yes of course!

>>7984725
well, i wish i transitioned at 16 :(

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>>7984731
>pic related is you
>>7984736
Get inside the bus while he's eating, duh.

>>7984703
I'm very self aware

Me acting like an extroverted girl would translate to obnoxious hon

>>7984727
Well now I know there's no real deadline I'll just stay on it for as long as I need to be sure

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>>7984731
>can't get guns cause mentally ill

>>7984731
you can get weird ones where the barrel sticks out i think

>>7984720
What state?

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>>7984731
>tfw your state has some of the loosest laws on them in the country
maybe someday

>>7984731
mine too
i think about getting a hunters license
still can't carry a weapon around though
but i'd like to get some wild meat

>>7984711
she's cute

>>7984732
What kind of a loser would buy a Glock anyway

>>7984733
Please no bully

>>7984743
how does this stuff work anyway
like isn't that unconstitutional and discrimination

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>>7984742
Depends on how you act, lass.
>>7984748
Same.

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>>7984731
>have one measly little school shooting
>handguns banned for everyone
>leave shotguns and rifles legal

>>7984748
didn't. you said you're going to nyc with nim though

>>7984741
;-;
i could move to northern ireland i guess
apparently they are legal there
>>7984745
only exceptions are:
"exceptions to the ban include muzzle-loading guns, pistols of historic interest (such as pistols used in notable crimes, rare prototypes, unusual serial numbers, guns forming part of a collection"

its fucking BS.
>>7984743
:<

>>7984757
No it would depend on how I look

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>>7984763
you can get weird ones that are considered rifles i think

>>7984742
i know this transgirl and she's like the most extroverted person i've ever seen in my entire life
she passes flawlessly and is super pretty though

>>7984755
>isn't that unconstitutional and discrimination
but anti gun democrats are supposed to be inclusive and tolerant

>>7984763
Sounds like a plan if you can't move to a more gun-friendly country.
>>7984764
You underestimate how important the way you carry yourself is.

I think I have a concussion from last night, she has me chained to the bed now :(

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>>7984753
i'd think as a healthcare professional you'd know that water is perfectly adequate in this situation

then i remember our healthcare system is mostly a marketing apparatus for drug dealers

if you're gonna sit here and claim you need some bullshit football drink when your body is shutting down from hyponatremia/kalemia i'm going to call that out

>>7984762
I'm not moving there, at least not anytime soon. I could easily leave them here even if I were to move there

>>7984748
You're 20, no? You should be able to get pretty much whatever you want when you're 21.

>>7984755
Depends. You can only have your right to buy and own firearms stripped for a few reasons. Felony, baker act, and some state restrictions as well.

>>7984757
>Texas
>muh guns and southern freedom reeeee
>Not even that good
>Nearest ranges to me are like 40 minutes away and have rules so tight it's just not fun
wake me up inside

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>tfw want handgun but pretty sure I'd an hero with it

>>7984737
>tfw trans at 16 but still a hon

>>7984771
they're such fucking hypocrites
i almost hate them more than conservatives, at least they don't lie about being evil
>>7984777
Yeah but isn't that unconstitutional
idgi

>>7984772
Yeah but still. That will only do so much

>>7984768
oh
apparently if the barrel is long enough its legal
even then you need to get a licence though
its really dumb
>>7984772
Ye
its the only part of the UK where personal protection is allowed as a reason to own a gun too
>>7984773
wha

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>>7984703
my order so far:
>Veggie Pizza
>Pepper blend, sweet onions, mushrooms, olives, pepperoncinis, mozzarella and pizanos sauce.

>Additional Toppings:
>Sausage, spinach, and anchovies.

>Special Instructions:
>if you have any mayo, that would be nice

how does this sound?

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>>7984755
It was one of the """"""comprimises""""".
>>7984777
It's funny when multiple *New England* states have better gun rights than *Texas*.
>>7984783
May as well give it a shot.
>>7984784
Very nice!
>>7984786
Like a delicious clusterfuck.

>>7984781
i'm pretty ok i think, at least i stealth pass, even though i'm probably not super pretty
funny enough all the transgirls i met irl look better than anyone here (well, except old hons, but they're not counting)

>>7984760
And how many school shootings have happened since?

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>>7984786
>dirty thoughts

>>7984774
That's not what I said at all lol.

>>7984782
Negative. The government gives you the right to own firearms with the second amendment. Displeasing the government means that right can be taken away.

Committing any felony will bar you from owning firearms for I believe 5 or 10 years, if it's a violent felony or murder, forever. I may be wrong, I just know when it comes to felonies, you're fucked.

If you are stuffed in a psych ward involuntarily you will permanently be barred from owning firearms and it shows up in your background checks as well.

>>7984782
>i almost hate them more than conservatives, at least they don't lie about being evil
you are on the right path
however you must walk it alone

>>7984790
still
its so ree-worthy
like
Dunblane was the only time a school shooting had happened in the UK
so they went into batshit insane dumbfuckery and now terrorists have guns but British folk don't.

i want to collect everyones pictures and photoshop their best features together into making the best girl

>>7984753
idk, I would probably want to start with a .22 rifle I think so I can get used to maintenance stuff
>>7984777
I'm going to be 21 really soon, I'm putting all resources towards trans stuff for now. It will have to wait quite awhile

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>>7984798
I'm not a /pol/yp if that's what you're trying to say

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>>7984797
>If you are stuffed in a psych ward involuntarily you will permanently be barred from owning firearms and it shows up in your background checks as well.
Damn

>>7984750
>hunters license
I wanted that too once but too expensive in germany

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>>7984753
>What kind of a loser would buy a Glock anyway
Seriously!

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>>7984777
>texan
>not having a berm in the backyard to shoot at

although idk there were like 3 shooting ranges within 15 minutes where i used to live

guns are pretty stupid though, they're fun but stupid

>>7984792
i fail to see how that's relevant

>>7984797
>shall not be infringed

>>7984797
>The government gives you the right to own firearms with the second amendment.
Functionally, yes. Semantically, no. Legally, no. It was decided in a court case that the rights enumerated in the Bill of Rights are *universal* rights, inherent to mankind. Though this means that everyone who comes into this country *must* be treated with accordance to the constitution, it also means that the government admitted it did not grant us these rights.
>>7984800
Yep, do what you can to fight further gun control and try to repeal what you can.

>>7984808
yeah, it's pretty expensive and takes a LOT of time
like 1,5 years normally
and then you still need somewhere to hunt so if you can actually do something depends on your social skills of convincing someone to let you hunt on their ground
so i'm fucked anyway

>>7984802
A .22 LR can be a fun range toy. Pretty cheap, cheap and plentiful ammo. I personally don't have any and my first bolt action was a moist nugget, losing my recoil virginity to that was a blast.

Guns are a luxury, but it's nice to have a little pocket pistol, especially as a tranny. You never know who might want to pick a fight.

>>7984807
This doesn't apply if you're under 18. I was involuntarily committed at 12 and it was removed from my record.

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>>7984797
okay look, you're either retarded or just flat out lying to yourself. i am pretty sure I don't need to quote you again but maybe i should

>lost so much water your body has no sodium or potassium left to control your muscles

how are you not describing hyponatremia & hypokalemia

go dig up your textbooks.

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>>7984806
I was talking more about the "alt-right", anything to the "right" of the average sjw

>>7984741
>mfw he told me to leave

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>>7984814
ARM TRANSWOMEN
DISARM COPS

>>7984826
im to the left of them
they're centrists who think race/gender/whatever is more important than class

>>7984828
...I was joking, lol.

>>7984816
Either that or air rifle/air soft for life ;-;

>>7984809
I just think Glocks are overrated trash

I hate their triggers
I hate their aesthetics
I hate their lack of manual safeties

But say this around Glock fanboys and you're going to hear for weeks about muh Austrian quality from mall ninjas trying to be John Wick

>>7984810
I'm a broke tranny, like most of the others, alright. I did want to buy a house in PA and make a little backyard range though.

>>7984814
SHALL

>>7984816
IANAL

>>7984818
that does sounds nice.

nh is super safe so I don't really need to worry about crime or anything

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Everyone here at the police exam is such an alpha male. Clean cut, 6'2, well dressed, some college, military experience

And there's me

are sjws even a real thing
aren't they just young teenagers who are lefties but don't know any theory

>>7984833
I'd like to play airsoft but I'm too socially inept

>>7984832
What was I supposed to do? ;_;

>>7984836
didn't you say you were doing mall security or whatever

>>7984836
good luck!

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>>7984831
to them you're a Nazi because you aren't authoritarian

>Faye is a sexual predator and her latest victim is Ash
If you all love Ash so much why aren't you protecting her?

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>>7984836
diversity hire!

they could use a cute

they can put you on the news next time y'all murder a minority

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>>7984836
suck their dicks

>>7984817
I knew some hunters and probably could have gotten into it but the costs are just too much. at least I had a k98 replica in my hands once which was nice.

>>7984836
please shoot me

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>>7984838
nah its definitely a thing in America
they're "socialists" who don't really care about class or economics
>>7984843
well I'm not any kind of right-wing

>>7984841
Uhm I went for the interview they are calling me back

It's Like a military security add on counter terrorism thing it pays okay

But I'd rather get the executive job or a real police job

>>7984820
No, you accidentally a few words while reading what I said.

I said if you're dehydrated and have a hangover, restoring electrolytes via sports drink is helpful. Just water will suffice, but you can do better. I never said you'll be so dehydrated from hangovers you NEED IV fluids, even though that's the easiest solution. I never said a shitty sports drink will fix severe dehydration to the point you're hypokalemic.

>You don't need to be dying of dehydration to benefit from additional electrolytes.
You don't NEED to be dying, but if you're low on something, getting more helps.

>>7984853
ACAB

>>7984834
>IANAL
Had to google that, lol.
>>7984840
Wait until he was at the busstop, ya nerd.

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>>7984852
>well I'm not any kind of right-wing
doesnt matter
if you don't agree with them
you're a nazi

>>7984852
this is a screenshot off leftypol idk know any of these people btw

>>7984835
A .38 special revolver or .380 ACP semiauto you can fit in a purse or pocket is only like $300-$400. A lifelong investment. I've had to draw way too many times in NJ/NY/DE/MD/CT/MA for my liking.

>>7984836
alpha as fuck

>>7984847
Literally every department totes their token tranny hire in the news, I did a search, there's a news article for almost every department
>>7984848
I like womyn
>>7984842
I got a 100> on the practice so I hope it correlates

>>7984851
Softly with my love?

>>7984834
pretty strange audtrians make so many weapons while having the same gun laws as we in germany have
which is
you can't own a gun if you're not a hunter

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>>7984861

what is this https://www.reddit.com/r/MtF/comments/61h9bg/this_is_my_first_tattoo_and_incognito_trans_pride/

>>7984856
ATAB

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>>7984790
>>7984794
alright, i confirmed my order.
it should be getting here in a while

>>7984857
B-but he was like 50 feet from the bus stop.
Plus the dude was 25 min late so I thought he might not wanna stop again at the bus stop.

Am I missing something crucial?

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>>7984868
if you dont love muslims you're a nazi

>>7984852
idk
there's something to be said for how some communists trivialize these things (like racial diacrimination) and act as if they don't really exist. Then again making them everything is wrong too

i guess thats why we have dialectics

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>>7984854

I think you've constructed a different argument in your head than the one you made in the thread

>>7984600
>gatorade is a normie meme full of sugar & shit to sell to fat people who want to think they're being healthful
>water works fine
>>7984609
>Gatorade has an appropriate amount of sodium and potassium
>>7984640
>that's cool and all but it's not an endurance competition, they got drunk
>our bodies are generally perfectly happy to rehydrate with water, we kind of evolved to utilize it for that purpose
>>7984662
>...unless you lost so much water your body has no sodium or potassium left to control your muscles
>>7984681
>if you're fucking dying why are you drinking gatorade ffs
>>7984702
>>dying
>No
>>7984733
>for fucks sake natalie

>>7984861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AhGYo9TExU
>>7984873
Nice.
>>7984875
Probably not, just wait for him to actually get to your stop.

>>7984866
Europe is a really strange place. I'd like to live in Norway if I could though.

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>>7984877
search anti imperialism on twitter
these people are crazy
>>7984872

>>7984865
No with your gun.
I can reconstruct my face
and then life

>>7984885
sry too hard im still kinda high

I hate you all

>>7984889
hugg

>>7984886
>No with your gun.
Her fun gun?

>>7984864
I might consider cc one day but it's super safe in nh so I never really worry about crime at all, it's is very rare.

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How do you make a blunt bob haircut? The cuts are very simple, but how do I trim it to make it thinner? Like in pic related? Everyone with a blunt bob has their hair cut short in that place above the neck?

DXM never again

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>>7984885

>>7984890
i hate me too

>>7984890
Why? ;~;

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>>7984881
I don't think I misspoke at all but maybe something got lost in translation or on the way out or someone isn't getting the idea, in any case, there's no reason for us to keep arguing about semantics

>>7984894
You take the photo you just posted to your stylist and say "do this to me please"

I want to be dead

everyone is a shit

>>7984894
you cut the hairs e.e

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>>7984882
noice

>>7984895
This
Quid was right
Diarrhoea is shit

>>7984895
that's what i told you

>>7984905
wew

Can I tell guys who most likely have a normal or bigger sized dick and roasties to check their privilege because I will never live a normal life with my microdick?

>>7984895
what happened? D:

>>7984902
Don't die anon, you can't shitpost if you're dead.

>>7984893
That's pretty cool to hear. Even around Texas even the reddest of sister fucking hillbilly necks are usually chill to transfolk as long as they're not a cunt about it. I've experienced a lot more hate and violence about it in NY and CA really.

>>7984910
why would you care if you have a microdick if you're transitioning?

>>7984784
this :( >>7982084

>>7984897
>>7984899

im sorry i dont hate you

im just mad and dont want to bully my actual friends

>>7984913
i barely ever shitpost
i can't emotionally or mentally handle it anymore

>>7984920
ah...
rip

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>>7984917
Won't make for a very good vagina

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Can you wear glasses and still be a Stacey?

>>7984901
It's so simple I can do it myself. I'm just wondering if it's the typical way to thin the layers of hair in a blunt bob because that's the only photo I could find.
>>7984902
I still need instructions ><

>>7984916
>tfw live in a town with 6k people and a ton of farms everywhere, just basic rural America
>tfw my ID still says male
>tfw when I went to buy a gun back in the fall all the guy at the gunstore said about it was to get the marker changed soon
I like living here.
>>7984924
What in particular is making this unbearable?

>>7984917
I'm not transitioning I just thought you were privilege experts ( I dno )
Although I am a bottom fag all guys I meet seem really pleased with me until they unzip my pants. I guess it's just off-puttingly small. One guy even faked a call just to get away during sex.

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>>7984865
>I like womyn
you like women who look like this
look at her huge breasts

>>7984942
how small are we talking here?

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>>7984854
>No, you

don't try to speak from authority and pretend like your shit doesn't stink

it's possible to admit you chose a stupid fucking hill to die on without lying about the statements you made & trying to gaslight me

and the communities in texas i grew up in were totally shit to trans people, violence threatened and laughed about whenever the topic came up

>>7984916
I don't go to heavily populated place very much, maybe rural areas just tend to be nicer? I have not had any issues so far. People here are either friendly or leave each other alone otherwise

>>7984944
i don't get how people think this is attractive
its weird
like nothing against straight people its just weird to me

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>>7984944
SWOOOOON <3
i'd like him to destroy my ass

>>7984952
Yeah we need to spread out cities so everyone isn't packed in
google murray bookchin

>>7984905
Sorry
>>7984906
Yeah :(

>>7984912
We both feel sick

>>7984929
I fucking hate you
burn in hell
>>7984938

you use scissors
>>7984939

i don't know
i don't understand anything

reminds me im a boy

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>>7984954
idk, maybe you dont like bodyhair or strong angles?

>>7984954
idk, it's just pretty attractive
well ... really, idk, i can't explain why i'm straight

>>7984961
nope

>>7984954
I don't understand it either
>>7984957
yeah, I think maybe the packed environments make people more desensitized to each other

>>7984960
You're a girl, mysterious anonette.

>>7984939
Don't think I've seen you, actually.

>>7984951
I don't see a point in asserting my position if you're looking for an argument just for the sake of arguing, I'm a pacifist

I stand by what I said and nothing I said was incorrect however you are sperging out over some imaginary fallacy when I clearly stated my point and said I didn't want to pursue it

After this point it's completely meaningless to respond to you since you just want to fling shit, not prove I'm wrong in any meaningful way (you can't)

Believe what you want but please stop griping at me

>>7984965
libertarian municipalism is the answer

>>7984954
Idg people who are only attracted to one sex. Both have some great qualities.

>>7984954
he looks really big and strong and rugged

>>7984944
>bi is best :)

i can appreviate the rugged beauty of this fine specimen

>>7984971
Correct, I've never posted a picture here and never will.

>>7984975
you look really big and strong and rugged

>>7984972
I thought you were a commie you fucking autist
when'd you grow a brain

>>7984722
why
transition has failed, I tried but I couldnt do it, I have nothing on my side, I am too old, I have no money and I am too damaged mentally and physically to make it
I am tired and its time to stop


>>7984746
queensland

>>7984978
:(

>>7984975
this

>>7984980
libertarian municipalist communism

>>7984966
>mysterious
Writing style and syntax reads like sheen, behavior reads like kayla

>>7984952
Sounds pretty cozy. I can't give up the convenience of living in a big city though.

>>7984977
Same familia, I don't want creepy people stalking me

>>7984773
nice
hope you're having fun =)

>>7984977
>never have or will post a pic of myself
You're top ten smartest trip ever with that attitude and determination

>>7984977
Good, the chasers' folders will remain empty forever. That must drive them up the wall.

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>>7984976
he would hug you from behind and make you feel tiny
he would kiss the back of your neck and your shoulder and make your nipples stand on end and fill your abdomen with butterflys

>>7984978
woah me too
>>7984986
and everyone who doesn't agree with your way of thinking gets jailed for thoughtcrime

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>>7984882
it's gonna be pizza time in a half hour.
i like the video.

i happen to be more libertarian than i am left, but i'm still left

>>7984992
this makes me sad because im just lying in my bed alone crying
give boyfriend

>>7984992
Please stop posting my husband.

>>7984977
>>7984991
its not THAT big of a deal, is it?

>>7984993
that's not what communism is
read some theory
google murray bookchin

>>7984992
this guy is actually to much

>>7984992
:3.

this sounds nice

Dxm a shit

Is it AGP to want to fuck men
like with my dick

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>>7984998
henry cavill is everyones husband

>>7985000
no
its what YOU are
fuck you
>>7985006
no its autism and kill yourself

>>7985008
how is it autism

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you will never know this

>>7985005
true
its only fun when it makes you feel a bit tipsy

>>7985009
because its coming from you

>>7985005
all you have to do is read the ingredients on the label to find a brand that doesn't contain laxatives or emetics lol

>>7984989
tyvm

we're going out for Italian food today

memeing aside that was the most undressed i ever got and we just chastely watched movies and stuff because i am a pure and innocent girl

>>7985008
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=murray+bookchin

>>7984999
Just comes off as unusual to just save pictures of everyone yet not engage with them in any kind of meaningful way.

Why not try to talk to someone instead of just silently following them around, if you're interested in them?

What is the purpose of keeping an intricate archive of every person who posts here? Are the chasers actually NSA?

so embarrassed and ashamed. I hate being a man so much. :'( why couldn't I just be born normal like 99% of people? can't hold a full time job..can barely do a part time..I want to live alone and never leave my house so no one has to see me. I'm so pathetic.

>>7985006
no, i actually knew a few cis women who wosh they could

>>7985013
But I'm not autistic.

>>7985006
yeah, it is
why would you want to do that anyway ?
maybe you could make money out of that ?
what do you look like ? Do you pass and look cute ?
but yeah, it's super AGP

>>7985022
what if i want them to call me daddy too
>>7985024
>why would you want to do that anyway ?
it sounds
really
really
really
hot

>>7985020
I mean I don't totally get why they'd do that either I just don't consider it that big of a deal
I also don't trip though so who knows

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>>7985011
sorry, i simply HAD to screencap that face
XD

porn is so gross but im horny and it's frustrating

>>7985011
idk, in 2121 maybe
when my srs is scheduled :(

>>7985025
it sounds really
eww
ewww
ewwww

>>7985018
suuuuuuure you are...

hope you're having fun anyway
hanging out with ppl is so cool!!!!

>>7985019
communism has never worked and never will work
you just want free money because you're too autistic to work for a living
>>7985021
hi me
>>7985023
but you are
nobody wants to hear
about how you want to fuck men
literally nobody
you're a fucking attention whore and nobody thinks its funny or cute or pities you for it
if you want to fuck men go do it
go shit on everyone who cared about you the tiniest bit
join the army too
tons of men to fuck there
retard

>>7985027
it must be so satisfying to be a cis girl aware of dysphoria

>>7984961
this guy is my dream if he had a bit of chest fuzz
I like rubbing my face on chest hair

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>>7985028
3d porn is just sad

>>7985026
It's not a huge deal to me either, I mean, if you post a picture of yourself on an image board with millions of visitors every week, someone is going to save it

Just the behavior of keeping entire collections comes off as strange is all

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>>7985034
its henry cavill

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>>7984971
logically you made the claim that if you're dying of hyponatremia & hypokalemia you should drink gatorade

you probably don't even realize that's the argument you constructed but this lays it out pretty clearly >>7984881

yes, i do sperg out when people try to argue with me for no fucking point and with no basis simply to protect their fragile self-image

i'm human after all

>>7985030
>when my srs is scheduled :(
is that like a joke?

>>7985032
read what communism is
its about making it so people have to work and can't steal from workers
its not welfare

>>7985036
2d > 3d

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>>7985033
what do you mean?

>>7985032
Filter me then faggot.
>>7985030
idgi

>>7985041
no, currently my date for SRS is set for february 22 in 2121

>>7985039
I don't know the names of these kind of bodybuilder/model guys since it's not like I'd ever meet them in person anyway
I just want a norma guy that looks a little like that

alright, got a text about my pizza, it's on the way :D

>>7985043
No one gets hurt in 2d ^,^

>>7985040
No I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING RETARD GET SOME READING COMPREHENSION YOU STUPID NIGGER

I SAID YOU ---DON'T NEED TO BE DYING-- OF DEHYDRATION IN ORDER TO BENEFIT FROM REHYDRATION

READING

COMPREHENSION

IF YOU ARE DYING -- LITERALLY DYING -- OF DEHYDRATION THEN YOU NEED IV FLUIDS OBVIOUSLY ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK ANYONE WOULD LEGITIMATELY BELIEVE IF YOUR ORGANS AND BRAIN IS SHUTTING DOWN A GATORADE WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE

IN NO WAY DID I EVER SAY THAT AND HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU GOT THAT IDEA IS ON YOU

fucking christ now I am actually upset, learn how to read and fuck off

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>>7985052
he is an actor
he plays superman atm

>>7985056
pls calm down

>>7985048
thats crazy, why even bother doing that over 100 years in the future?
is it like a waiting list thing where people drop off and it can get moved up?

>>7985059
ok, i'm retarded
02-22-2021

>>7985054
If I watch 3d I have to mute it, it always sounds so dumb

>>7985057
shit that's a good picture
he looks like he would make me look really tiny
._. tfw no bf

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>>7985054
>has never watched elfen lied or pupa
you'll be hurting just watching, especially w/ elfen lied's abyssmal voice acting

>>7985042
nobody steals from workers
except communist governments
and governments in general
>>7985046
your mom should've made you kill yourself
>>7985058
pls suicide