>Gets drunk
>Touches me
>Calls me bf
>I'm literally about to fuck my heterosexuality for the first time in my life and kiss him
>Starts throwing up
>Even cuter
>Now I know he's
too
>drunk, so it would be wrong for me to take advantage of the situation
>Take him home with me
>Same bed
>Make the biggest effort not to even touch him
>Best worst night ever
no homo
>>7970650
Nordcuck
>>7970701
>nationalism intensifies
>>7970716
>forgetting ulster
>>7970650
Kysset en sot fyr i fylla en gang (no homo). Er for det meste hetero men nå vil jeg kysse alle som likner på han. Aahhhh
>>7972202
I'm not even norwegian, he is.
Now we were going to be eating together but he gave me a raincheck. Guess he's scared or something.
norwegian girl broke my heart ruined my life
t. man
>>7975030
south american gtfo
>>7970793
Forgetting Uslter is just an extension of England anyway
Newsflash: he's a closeted douchebag