/mtfg/ male to female general

first for squats

>>7968526
at least she didn't shit herself

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>tfw you look forward to the post-sex cuddles more than the sex

tfw no bf

>>7968520
eat too much :(

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Don't do dumb shit girls

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Wew I haven't been taking my hrt siblingually
I'm an idiot
>>7968520
>what do you do to make yourself happy
Shitpost here. Or cook
>tfw no one to make my bread pudding for
>>7968526
>taking your trip off
Sad!

>>7968526
HERPES
SIMPLEX
TYPE II

>>7968518
>Ugggvhhhhhh that's not what I'm used to ;--;
They also sell it in vials, but it's expensive af that way.

>>7968534
>thinking we are one person
low iq

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I like haileevee a lot

threadly reminder that if you believe in blanchard's typology you're a poorly educated idiot and anti-science

>>7968520
Throw self hate fits of hopelessness where I cry, rage, reee, and cuss about everything wrong in my life for a good 4 hours straight with tears rolling down my face until I fall asleep...
Usually cry for a good hour upon waking up until it's all out of my system

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>what do you do to cheer yourself up
Eat yummy pizza

I usually go to sleep if i feel bad desu

>>7968545
>ywn be a boy because dysphoria
>ywn hug your qt valq wife

>>7968505
Micronized sublingual estradiol, 2 mg. I was thinking of 1 mg when I said 886|1, sorry. Might explain the color difference too

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>>7968548

I'm gay

>>7968544
based...

>>7968520
I play vidya games with friends, play instruments and I read out loud for my campus literary program.

I try my best to always find something to smile at every day

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>>7968534
>thinking we are one person

low iq! sad!

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>>7968558
same wtf

>>7968520
i listen to the some of the old ludwig van

>>7968548
where is the bobby pin pic? :D

>>7968534
>bread pudding
please explain this a bit

reminder that "based..." anon is not actually based themselves

im a lil gay

>>7968554
But I thought Valq likes girls anyway.

>>7968567
its buttered bread, in a dish with a custard poured over the top and baked with cinnamon and sugar on the top

>>7968526
>>7968533
honest thoughts? herpes would be growing on her dick, not her testicles.

It's incredibly rare for it to grow off the shaft. Do some research into herpes.

>>7968568
i'm out of touch with the latest gossip why not D:

>>7968568
Its a forced meme

>>7968566
I'm supposed to talk to my therapist in a minute :/
I'm gonna try to cancel it tho cause I feel fine and don't have anything to talk about
>>7968571
same desu

>>7968548
cut myself

>>7968571
me too ><

>>7968572
she likes boys and girls

but im p gay for eva

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU41_whsb3Y
lmfao, deadpanning the whole video with a pencil stash

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>>7968548
Pizza is 10/10
>>7968567
It's good stuff
Especially with whiskey sauce on top

>>7968586
styx is a closet tranny

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>>7968585

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Where dat little BeepBeep at? I am gonna make her my gf.

Heavy dysphoria day. I can't pass no matter what. I am a man with tiny boobs.

>>7968533
>>7968526
i'd be more concerned if she was wearing diapers and shitting herself

>>7968586
*toothbrush

>>7968590
right?

>>7968596
same except no boobs at all

>>7968592
<3_<3

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>about to go pick up my prescription for spiro and progynova

im scared someone hold my hand please

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>>7968543
Uh, you -like- me?

>>7968598
>right?

I actually have it on good authority that she is

>>7968596
iktf

>>7968601
ok
everything's gonna be fine

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>>7968602
I uh- I kinda.. love you and it's really gayyyyyy

>>7968597
>stds are less of a shocker than fetishes

man you hons really hate someone for passing more than you so bad, that you lose sight of reality

>>7968601
I'm the cat

cutest mtfg couple?

>>7968612
NimxEva = Niva

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>>7968608
That's better. Good girl.

>>7968609
honestly, if someone told me they had an STD i'd be pretty grossed out but if somebody told me that they shit themselves in diapers to cum I'd probably never talk to them again

wanna lie down and die desu

Tell me about Samsa
Why does she wear the diaper?

>>7968612
Gloomy and Sertti.

>>7968618
if i took it off would she brrrrrrraaaaaaaaap

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Dear Nim's Mom,

There is a growing reaction to secularism, as seen in more people thinking about death and eternity this Ash Wednesday. I even saw "ashes to go" at a local supermarket. I reflect on the significance of this in the article:

A Lenten Meditation on an Unconventional Ash Wednesday

In the same spirit, I offer you this inspiring set:

Reflections on the Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ

Under the patronage of Saint Joseph, "Protector of the Holy Family," there was a really wonderful network of 3,109 rallies for traditional marriage on this past Saturday. Tens of thousands gathered across the nation in support of marriage the way God made it:

Over Three Thousand Rallies For Marriage Make It Clear: It’s One Man and One Woman

And here are some thoughts about the growing problem of "fake news":

From Fake News to Rude Awakening

Finally, we are seeing a good reaction against the Beauty and the Beast movie, which presents homosexuality in a positive light. Many have signed our petition against the film. You can find it here if you have not already added your name.

I hope you have a blessed week.
Sincerely,

John Horvat
Vice-President, Tradition, Family and Property (TFP)
www.ReturnToOrder.org

>>7968623
:c

>>7968623
Nim you should physically assualt your mother

>>7968589
this looks like I could eat one piece of it only. I can't really eat lots of sweet stuff.

>>7968623
holy shit nim you need to leave

literally get on a bus with all the belongings you can carry and just cut contact

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>>7968526

>>7968622
It would be extremely smelly

>>7968623
Nim, you should not physically assault your mother. Even though this is about what I expect from your mom, that's still rather sad. Just get out as soon as you can.

is samsastark the most mentally ill tranny around?

>>7968632
>>7968623
do it soon, before she kidnaps you and has someone lock you in their basement to 'beat the faggot out of you'

>>7968633
you know this doesnt offend me right? That conversation got me free sex with renrikka.

keep whiteknighting a fat mexican though, you are the laughing stock of my discord!

>no mtf's around me to do makeup with

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>>7968533

shouldn't you be spending your time like
training your voice so you can talk on cam again or trying to make more than 150$ per show
rather than spamming a pic of some fuzz on my dick to make me the meme you've already been for years

>>7968641
Where are you?

>>7968642
lil edie

>>7968623
based

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>>7968642
i make over 400 a show , and you put dildos in your mouth for 25 tokens

nice "ass" btw :)

>>7968646
small ass town in Kansas

>>7968649

lol no, you don't. i've seen your shows as has everyone else you're friends with who tells me all about your life.
you really wanna make this a game of screenshots tho?

>>7968649
nigga u make 25 tokens by shitting yourself live on air

>>7968652
Yeah, wayyy too far away from me. I bet my town's smaller, though.

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Tfw no tranny mansion for mtfg to live in
>>7968630
Yeah it's really sweet, I can only do like one piece
>>7968623
:(

Why are the strippers fighting?

>>7968658
150 or so people in mine

>>7968603
spill them beans

>>7968662
Shit, seriously? Dang, I guess you win. My current town's ~6k, and the smallest I've ever lived in was ~800.

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>>7968658
Where do you live?

>>7968661
I don't know but grab some popcorn.

>>7968654
a picture of me blinking and having a better less fat body than you? oh shit

>i've seen your shows as has everyone else you're friends with who tells me all about your life.

thats really creepy but anyways I make 300-400 a show, you cannot see my cam when it is hidden unless you pay. I dont know why youre trying to make this a competition when you LITERALLY do things for 25 tokens lmao

>>7968663
There are pictures of trapmode styx floating around out there.

>>7968666
I live in [REDACTED], Maine.

>>7968661
I don't know, but I'm siding with the one who doesn't stew and brew.

>>7968661
quality drama imo

>>7968662
Do you know everyone by name?
Do they know your shameful secret?

>>7968671
POST

>>7968671
oh I have already seen those

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Spicy drama

>>7968672
oh hey I grew up in Maine and am there all the time wtf

>>7968671
Who is styx?
Just some famous youtuber?

>>7968675
Yeah we all basically know each other. And I hide well my transition. I go out to KC on weekends though in girl mode

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#girlfriendmaterial

>>7968682
not that famous, just alt-right meme kinda

>>7968669

being extremely wide without even a hint of breast tissue and gigantic arms isn't a great body, samsa.
everyone can see who buys into your shows as well as each of your goals. it's sad because most of your friends make more than you.
feel free to prove me wrong about your income or your voice tho.

>>7968680
Small world. Southern or northern?

>>7968688
portland

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>>7968682
7ft tall alt-light /pol/ack who accurately predicted the election results

>>7968572
This >>7968583

>>7968554
anon!!
W-why do you want a valq wife anyways?

>>7968660
american desserts are always so sweet you can only take one. I ate two brownies today and it made my stomach hurt :/

>>7968672
Maine is nice. I blame Stephen King for giving it a bad name.

>>7968683
>I go out to KC on weekends though in girl mode
KC?

>>7968691
>portland
Kinda figures.

>>7968687
wait does this person have even less tits than me

ive been on hrt 3 months like what

ahahaha

>>7968687
e-edie my shoulders are similar to that is that bad

>>7968695
>W-why do you want a valq wife anyways?
valq is qt and would be a good mommy for out babies

>>7968699
>Kinda figures.

how's that

>>7968699
Kansas City, too use to the abbreviation

>>7968687
wow holy shit. LOL

Makes sense why she uses her hair to hide her shoulders so much.

>>7968687
another screenshot in which my body looks better than yours o. o

my voice is great but i only talk for money, you give away everything for free or 25 tokens, which is probably why i make more money than you, in addition to being more attractive

anyways I am going to hang out with my gf and friends. enjoy your fridge bod and gunt : )

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>>7968679

>>7968679
do you spray?

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>>7968691
Figured as much, the towns I talked about in >>7968665 are all in Aroostook County. Still, pretty neat that you're so close.

>>7968700
Genetics. My first 3 months I was rigidly flat.

>>7968707
>talks shit
>gets roasted
>leaves quickly

>>7968707
>anyways I am going to hang out with my gf and friends. enjoy your fridge bod and gunt : )

lol

this is the ultimate "w-well im gonna go f-fuck my gf anyway l-l-loser!!"

sad....

>>7968712
I almost wish I was just totally flat
my tiny little boobs just look weird :(

>>7968701
samsa is a genderfucked trap who only takes AAs
they used to take proper hrt to get hips and then stopped

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>tfw herpes dick is angree that i make more on chaturbate by almost 10 fold while she sticks dildos in her ass for 5 tokens

get a life, loser! L0L

>>7968703
But
Anon, no.
Her breasts are still growing as is her hip fluff
She's not even fully developed yet

>>7968718
stewing

why am I not stuffing dildos into myself on camera for money

how pretty do you have to be to start?

>>7968717
that's really unhealthy :(

>>7968718
and

>>7968721
holy shit is this really the stewing and brewing chick, like in the flesh

hahahahahahaha

>>7968718
you have an unhealthy obsession
:brewing:

>>7968707
>my voice is great but i only talk for money
How much do you charge for that?

>>7968720
but valq would give birth to our babby and then cry with joy when she holds it for the first time

>>7968722
Right?
I mean
I'm not allowed to...
I still wonder, tho

>>7968700

she has an eating disorder and she's been on mones for years and has literally zero female features. she thinks if you're anorexic tho you're a "great trap"!!!

>>7968701

it's not if you have like.... hips in general. she just doesn't.

>>7968706

it's insane lol

>>7968707

this is really sad. you're not ugly or whatever, but i know i make way more than you and you're referencing like....
one goal that i have where i do flashes? and that's it??? at the beginning of my show as if it's all i do. rip to u tho

>>7968723
well she seems to be insane. insane people do unhealthy things often

>>7968704
A tranny from a "Keep Portland Weird" city - wow what a shocker.

>>7968705
That's smart. Getting your freak on far, far away.

>>7968718
I guess it's time to filter you like I did the "herpes dick", Ms. Stewing and Brewing.

>>7968722
Judging by this thread, not really pretty.

>>7968718
brewing

>>7968716
I wouldn't mind being flat chested right now either. Putting on and taking off a bra is just really tiring and you can see the straps with my shirt anyway so everyone knows I'm a crossdressing freak so like what is even the point might as well let the tits hang out idk

Cherish flat chest if you're still hiding

>>7968733
yeah i do!

not big enough to be as big as my shoulders but if i got a few inches they would be..

>>7968741
>I guess it's time to filter you like I did the "herpes dick", Ms. Stewing and Brewing.

>talking shit and filtering the person you talk about

LMAO

>>7968741
Wrong Portland. The "Keep Portland Weird" Portland was named after our Portland.

>>7968733
you know edie, in not one of the screenshots you posted does this person have herpes. Just a thought

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>>7968709
H_eck no

Thinking about starting tagging but I wasn't raiser like that so I wouldn't even know where to start plus that might get me in trouble as opposed to just walking wherever I feel like and if/when I do get caught they can't tag me with anything more than trespassing and like digging through trash which I mean everyone just let's me go or tells me to fuck off which I don't even need to be told only like kinda when I do.

If I do start tagging I'll post here but make it like so you can't see where because 4chan has actually flowed into my irl life and people who know me see these posts which I never thought would happen and it scares me

>>7968749
still, both cities have a similar hipster feel to them, as someone who has lived in both places

>>7968737
hmm

well i don't know anything about her besides the meme stuff so idk lol

>>7968747
if i stewed that off would you brew?

>>7968744
is there really not any good way to hide the straps??
im still able to hide them under large sweatshirts but with t-shirts its rip

>>7968749
There's two crappy places like that?
Amazing.

>>7968761
It's already 80 degrees in Texas so I can't wear a jacket or anything long-sleeved anymore.

>>7968746

ye you'll be fine. just don't be like samsa lol

>>7968753

i don't have it either. i literally rubbed it off after she took the screenshot cause it was fuzz.
i didn't kick her out or silence her or anything because i didn't think i had any reason to? but then she made a meme over nothing for no reason so here we are

Stewin' and brewin'!

>>7968754
you should put up "/mtfg/" somewhere

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why do i see a penis when i look down

a flat chest i can fully understand but this is just wrong

i don't want this anymore

>>7968770
hugg

>>7968767
stewing and brewing! (tm - warmfreshpaint 2015-2017)

>>7968770
it's awful feel :c

>>7968766
she has a pretty face!

sorry btw i've just been waiting to address her bullshit for awhile so i took my chance lolol. i won't be drama anymore i promise.

>>7968764
thats awful...
maybe if I get down to the lowest safe BMI I won't have to worry about hiding them as much

>>7968770
I wanna keep mine when I'm fully done transitioning

>>7968757
>famous mostly for wearing a trump hat while naked
>stewing and brewing
>has been trying to force a meme about edie in this thread for months
>literally obsessed with edie
>dumb as shit

>>7968780
Not worth being a skelly and risking organ damage or malnutrition or whatever. I could buy more in white and just pass it off as a wifebeater maybe.

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>>7968770
gts are the worst

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>>7968770
Maybe you shouldn't be looking down?

>>7968768
Alright I'll do that.

I saw this like eyeliner thing people use for tagging.

I'll keep an eye out and tagg /mtfg/ someplace cool but like I said the voices in my head are out to get me and like they're itching to call the cops on me or something cuz they have no life

>>7968754
it can be fun but I only went out like three times because I realized it sucks spraying in a small town because there are barely any places.

>tfw no democratic confederalist gf

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>>7968520
Ummm tinashe is my wife
Don't post pictures of my wife ok
>>7968654
>>7968642
Mmmmm pls I'm ready

>>7968782
>dumb as shit
???

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>>7968731
This Is honestly all I've ever wanted..
I've grown bitter to other pols kids b/c I'm sterile, no womb, and cis girls try to talk to me about babies.
M-Mer :(
I'm kinda dysphorisad now, kind anon

>>7968766
>just don't be like samsa lol
how?
>tfw wide shoulders and no hips

>told a few close friends 'm transitioning
>they all thought I was FtM

Do i take that as a compliment? That I looked like a girl who turned into a dude?

>>7968796
:(
sorry I have babby dysphoria too

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>>7968733
why are you posting 1.5+ year pictures when that herpes dick photo of you is from 3 weeks ago

sad!
no talent!
pathetic!
edie is a MESS!
a fat waste!
>>7968741
heh r u angree lmao
>>7968747
edgy right? what an autist!
>>7968753
right
>>7968766
i-i-i-i-i-i-ii--i--i-i-i-it's f-f-f-fuzz guys!!!!! PLEASE believe me......... ........ ......please........ ....
>>7968782
calm down hon! sad! edie defense squad detected! LMA0!

>>7968785
>I could buy more in white and just pass it off as a wifebeater maybe.
this was my plan but my sister told me it wouldn't work even with a sports bra :(

you can be skelly without it being unhealthy!

>>7968776

she does have a pretty face!

>>7968793

lmao

>>7968799

actually eat food

>>7968803
is this what mental illness looks like

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>>7968778
Be mean to me about my closet and fake smile

>>7968778
No pls continue shut her down so she'll go cry in a hole or something

>>7968803
I kinda like the modified Jeb! meme desu

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>>7968803
You're still posting this?
Kinda pathetic huh

i want to disappear from the world

>>7968803

sry i triggered you

>>7968814

i like yo hairrr in this picccc

>>7968815

it seems like she's already doing that honestly. who knew it was that easy lol

>>7968807
>actually eat food
brb, getting thicc

>>7968821
To where?

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How many calories did you burn today mtfg?

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this is me

do i pass?

marxist btw

>>7968804
Guess we can just never go outside again.

>>7968830
lauren is cute

>>7968814
mommy

>>7968832
apparently :(

>>7968828
400-500 or so

>>7968826

seriously, if you're fairly skinny and you're on HRT and gain weight you'll get a bigger butt and some titties and thicc thighs etc
being anorexic while you're on mones is extremely counter-productive.

>>7968828
I walked around for an hour
not as many calories as I should have burned :(

>>7968821
Same desu
>>7968824
Lol tru tru tru
>>7968830
Based...
You should style urself some u look kind of unkempt like you just rolled out of bed lol

>>7968836
Shit, I just realized if I get this new job, I will have to wear scrubs, and they will definitely notice it. Shit. I guess if I get beat up or lynched inside a hospital is a good place to have it happen.

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>>7968828
'bout three-fiddy.

>>7968848
>ran for 1 hour 40 minutes
Are you trying to become Forrest Gump

Wheres a good place to share pics with others here without creeps saving?

I wanna show off and see other's progress too.

>>7968828
8

>>7968844

rip

>>7968848

damn that's a lot of runnin

>>7968778
Yea ok but do you actually have herpes cuz we all kinds think you do
>>7968791
Yea that's what I'm saying it would be super fucking fun trying to get away with shit like that but some assholes arevlike following me irl sometimes cuz I'm so absolutely reckless and I just KNOW that if I start spraying even if I do get away with it which I know I will it'll follow me back and bite my ass cuz like

:the voices in my head are real:

>>7968810
Yea she's fuxked

>>7968845
I mean...I doubt too many people would say anything/do anything to you for it at least..
scrubs would def be a hard thing to hide bobs under
how big are yours? mine aren't even that big (basically just large buds) and I'm still very self-conscious of them

>>7968824
Thankss....
I finally gave in & got trannu bangs
Dyed it my obligatory red tho.
She'd away from the merlot for a bit.
I'll take a pic after I was it
>>7968835
Are you a trip?

I get panic attacks leaving the house. How the fuck am I going to hold a job and finish college?

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>>7968850
Forrest Gump is my spirit animal.

>>7968852
discord servers that i'm not in probably.

>>7968852
I'd like to believe there aren't THAT many creeps here compared to the number of trannies...I guess I don't know though

>>7968852
Unsee is the only option really
>>7968860
Therapy and medication

>>7968860
same
just gonna give up desu

>>7968828
500 from running, 1500 tdee

>>7968848
goals

>>7968861
I bet you have superman calves.

>>7968861
I couldn't feed myself those calories if I tried. How do you survive?

>>7968864
What if trannies are the creeps?

>>7968861
do you have the physique of a long-distance runner?

>>7968865
With unsee you can just screenshot though, right?

>>7968864
There are more creeps and trannies who are creeps than any one else
>>7968861
Based....

>>7968873
Yeah but it has their IP address overlayed
You really can't escape it at all to be honest if someone wants to creep the

>>7968871
>>7968874
ok well like I'll save peoples pictures here sometimes
but its only if I like them and think they look cute, its not like a sexual thing at all...

>>7968856

lol no! i don't have anything. i tend to go months in between having sex as it is because all the guys i've slept with i've been dating.

>>7968859

ye i noticed that! it's a nice color.

>>7968860

meds and music.

>>7968874
Stop trying to make based happen Gretchen. Its not going to happen.

>>7968874
ur a creep!

>>7968876
Yeah desu I do that sometimes also, but mostly bc I can't remember who is who unless I know their face @-@
>>7968879
;----; ITS FUCKIN FETCH OK
>>7968880
Yeah
I know ):

>>7968859
>Are you a trip?
y-ye....no!

>>7968879
Based

>>7968883
creepy creepy mergury!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_c6SJNnwMs

>>7968857
Definitely a full A cup by now, big enough if I don't wear a sports bra they bounce around when I walk. You can still see bumps with a shirt. It'll be a lot worse in tight scrubs. :(

>>7968861
I don't even understand, I'm too scared to be impressed.

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hair salon lady said she would first cut my bangs below my eyebrows and ask if i wanted them shorter once she did that, but she never did that and cut way above them. i even gave her like 5 pictures with the bangs clearly past the eyebrows and she cut her friend who is a transgirls hair before _._

>>7968894
why are you shilling a creepy cult leader here

>>7968894
gotta love the molymeme

y'all know any tv shows i can binge watch on netflix? i tried shameless recently but didn't really like it

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>>7968848
mean

i just cycled but it was only an hour

stop being mean

>>7968863
you didn't get my pic did you

>>7968869
Not really. They are pretty normal looking.

>>7968870
Pretty easy actually. It's incredibly easy to pig put after a long run. I just order a family sized pizza and eat it all.

>>7968872
No, not really. I am actually overweight for a runner. years of rugby and judo have left me looking like a brick.

>>7968897
There's really nothing to be impressed about. everyone can do it. Even trannies.

>>7968905
I like showing off.

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>glance in mirror
>look okay
>go to take selfie
>look horrid
>look in mirror again
>look worse than I thought I did
reeee
>>7968888
Quad toob

>>7968898

they always cut it a bit shorter so you have a few weeks for it to grow out etc
if they cut it the exact length you wanted it'd be too long within a few weeks. (which i'd personally rather as well but w/e)
u just gotta live with it for a bit trust me... i know ur pain..

>>7968905
I get every pic posted here, and i have alternate accounts in almost all /mtfg/ related servers

>>7968913
I'm pretty lazy and generally prefer rock climbing or swimming as my workouts. I can sprint fast in short distances but long distance running sounds like torture.

So whenever I see someone running across the entire united states I don't understand how they can do it without being in agony the whole time.

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>>7968915
>glance in mirror
>look disgusting
>take meds
>look back 20 minutes later
>look okay

i cant tell if my depression makes me think i'm ugly or if my meds make me think I'm okay looking

fucking faggot cucks

fucking faggot cucks

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>>7968920
i assume you get imgur links then?

how ugly am i

>not self-conscious

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hey evryone whats up gamergilrs

Haven't cried in 8 weeks until today. I totally on a break down. I am locked in my bathroom crying near hysterically. What a meme this life is.

>>7968886
<3

>look in mirror
>he's still there, he's you, and no matter what you do this is the rest of your life

Fuck.

>>7968934
I'll destroy you in smash Bros melee

>>7968927
(You)
>>7968926
I mean I know I don't look that great rn, but it's frustrating that my mind fluctuates how it sees me so quickly

>>7968944
who do you main

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My only day off is tomorrow and I have to spend it going to the doctor's to get my arm stabbed twice

>>7968935
it's good to cry sometimes and let it all out
>>7968926
yeah it's hard to tell what you reaally look like

>>7968946
Falco, unless in ditto then Jigglypuff. I also have a pretty clutch pocket Samus and a meme captain falcon that lands some really dumb shit but isn't viable

Im not actually good. I am good enough to destroy anyone in college that doesn't actually grind tech skill and understand how absolutely autistic this game is.

>>7968948
i'll stab u with a needle twice ;))

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>>7968957
Is that so?

>>7968962

I wish I had a belly like yours. Yeah your body passes well I'd say!

off to class, don't be mean girls

unless you're cosplaying Mean Girls I guess

>>7968963
no sorry ur really nice tho

>>7968956
I'm also not great but same, I can wreck pretty much any of the normies in my circle of friends. I know he's low-tier but roy's my boi.

>>7968926
this is called BDD
I have it too :(

I wish /mtfg/ wasn't on a nazi pedo weeb site

>>7968875
collectors have posted unsees here where they just edit out the ip..

>>7968926
medication doesn't work that fast

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wew

>>7968956
>>7968971
/mtfg/ melee tournament when

>>7968981
What lawsuit?

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>>7968981

>>7968962
yes
I am jelly desu

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>>7968981
kill yourself

>>7968981
you cant prove sonic is the actually the person you are looking for.

anonymous posters on a website are not a valid legal avenue

>>7968989
in my country people arent allowed to sue haha

>>7968983
Tekken 7 tournament and I'd host it

Or hell why don't we just go to EVO 2017 in Vegas?

>>7968971
If you play Roy like a fast faller and not as a Marth clone you can pretty much destroy anyone who doesn't know the basics of tech skill.

>>7968983
Set up net play with the new version of dolphin emulator and get a 12 dollar aftermarket adapter for your controller

I will host and run logistics but people would have to get the adapters for themselves lol

>>7968991
>>7960827

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I wish someone were choking me right now

>>7968991
see
>>7968999
it's rly not the wild west any more, the judge literally told me the reason it wasnt granted is because i didn't swear that i googled her name before filing the motion.

>>7968999
That's "sanic"
Not sonic

That's just me. A friendly anon who has here snapchat and reposts it.

Still not proof it's sonic

>tfw no one to autisticly file false lawsuits about you

>>7969006
No one fucking cares about your fenix Wright roleplay

You refuse to post a pic of you in court

i cant believe the word /mtfg/ is on a legal document

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Are these fucking retards seriously seriously discussing an ON GOING lawsuit that involves this web forum ON THIS (or any) web forum? Holy shit this thread girls. This thread omg lol there is a lawsuit? I'm dropping trip this seems scandalous as fuck

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>tfw no one to rp ace attorney with you

>>7969012
What the fuck is happening lol
I don't have time to follow /mtfg/ drama everyday

>>7969018
OBJECTION!

>Go to coffee shop with three cis girls
>lady working the register thinks I'm a girl too
>Get forced to tell her I'm actually a guy
>awful feel

>>7969005

Saaaaaame

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>>7969018
objection~

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>>7969011
i took a picture of the subsequent filing counter today

i have to appear on friday though so i can take a picture of the inside of one of the courtrooms maybe

>>7969021
really exaggerated women drama i guess

>>7969017
It's a roleplay by a fat paki

>>7969026
how tf does everyone here fail boymode

>>7969028
No one cares faggot.

>>7969005
^^

>>7969028
Literally anyone could google that

No dice. You have to post your face and a time stamp in the court

>>7969028
Please hide a video camera or something

I want to watch the MTFG trial
>>7969034
Chara hi
How r you

>>7969036
>my face
im too ugly for that, sorry

you could just find my real name and search on the county courthouse

A court isn't going to hear a case without tangible asset damages. This is a meme.

>>7969037
i think ill win on summary judgment tee bee aitch

>>7969026
Why exactly would you tell her you're a guy?
Just roll with it

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how did this little fag afford all that surgery

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>>7969043
Okay
Well can you post the summary

I legitimately want to read this

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>>7969043
I wonder how long it would take to break you.

>>7969038
>>7969043
Of course you'll win you imaginary court case.

It's all in your head

>>7969048
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUCKKK I WANT FFS

>>7969048
dat brow bone before

>>7969052
not long probably

>>7969048
made her look pretty anime
thats impressive

hey mtfg i have to go out in a few minutes

should i go out dressed as a femboy or a girl

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>>7969040
disagree

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>>7969048
>tfw ywn get ffs

>>7969048
Looks really do matter so much before he was an ugly piece of shit caveman now he's perfecty

>>7969060
Boy. Safer less scary. Never a female omg

>>7969048
Who did this to her, i need this

>>7969061
what the fuck

>>7969054
>>7969064
>>7969067
>being poor

LOL

>>7969061
i believe you have some of the most severe autism in thread history

this is going beyond my comprehension

>>7969074
delet
maybe i can get ffs covered by insurance

>>7969069
it was me :)

bring in ur favourite anime pic and i'll make ur dreams come true

>>7969048
Can surgery really do this? Damn

>>7969061
You just proved anon right this means you need to prove damages

>>7969061
On what charge?
What evidence do you have supporting w/e claim

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>>7969050
against sonic it's simple

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>>7969048
Is this the stewer and brewer?

I'm judge judy and what is this