/mtfg/ - male to female general

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FUCK YOU GOATSHITTER

KILL YOURSELF

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someone show this to kayla
>>7966133

WHICH. ONE. IS. THE. DOM.

NIM OR EVA

I NEED TO KNOW

>>7967452
who are those niggers?

>>7967456
supposedly thats the same person pre-hrt/post-ffs

/mtfg/, have you ever met someone that you just "clicked" with in every way? Doesn't have to be a bf/gf, but someone that you just instantly open up to and understand on a really deep level? Tell me about him/her.

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This town is pretty boring desu
Prolly should've stayed back at my apartment for spring break but oh well
>>7967455
nim desu

>>7967455
Neither.

>>7967457
So they went from being useless to society to being a burden on society. Big props. Transsexuality should only be allowed for white people who contribute and have money.

>>7967467
What do you mean

>>7967468
wew lad
if they got ffs, they've either got money or they're good at budgeting/saving it

>>7967459
Mine started to hurt probably like 2-3 months in
>>7967468
That's some weak edge famalam

>>7967471
Neither of them is the dom, their relationship dynamic isn't like that.

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ferrets in a cup

What do you got going on today, /mtfg/?

>>7967478
Then what is it like

>>7967446
Why do /mtfg/ threads go so fucking fast? I don't even browse this thread but it seems like there's a new one every 30 minutes. Jfc senpaitachi

>>7967476
There was no edge there, you mouthbreather. It's just a fact.

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>>7967392
Fattcat ew
>>7967394
Fuck compassion fuck you
>>7967429
I don't think so
I think it smells bad

I'm hungry and idk where to get food

I fucking hate police

>>7967458
I thought I did. meet this guy, desu felt like he was perfect for me, we could finish each others sentences, we were like a match made in heaven

then he found out I was a tranny and beat me up

>>7967483
much trans issues to discuss

>>7967482
Handholding with their fingers intertwined is the most deviant thing those two will ever do, desu.

>>7967464
lol idec if you're ugly

Im bored and need to leave my house. I think everyone is beautiful in there own way anyway.

>>7967474
Or they are using government gibsmedat

>>7967485
wokeboy

>>7967489
But they flirt about doing more stuff like every day on here

>>7967489
idk I heard a rumor they're both pretty into watersports...

>>7967481
Nothing more or less.

>>7967480
Yeah, that's what we need. More useless bland images of random animals.
>So cute lmao unlike us xdfxddd haha

>>7967492
there's like 1 country in the world that does free facial surgery for trannies
and itd be pretty impressive to save up like 20k from welfare alone

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>>7967497

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>Mommy, why do you have a penis?

>>7967485
hit up a del taco

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>>7967481
Nothing really
My life's pretty boring like that desu
>>7967480
Good ferrets <3
>>7967491
Well then feel free to come out and visit so we can cuddle
>>7967484
>only whites should transition
>no edge
Man /pol/ isn't even trying these days

>>7967494
They will, but fingers intertwined handholding is pretty fucking deviant.

w-why are you talking about me...

>>7967484
you're a very stupid person

>>7967510
report sage hide filter

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>mommy I thought I grew in your tummy

>>7967508
Same, College is boring af and all that.

we're like 40 posts into the thread and half of it is already idiotic racism and some anon idiot screeching because pictures of cute animals make them furious or whatever

off to a good start

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>>7967510

>>7967511
I just want you to be happy

is carol ok

>>7967526
Are you stuck?

>>7967527
doesn't appear so

>>7967521
Would it really be /mtfg/ if it were any other way?

so
very
bored

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>>7967515
WOW! Look at that well thought out and masterfully crafted argument! I got absolutely BTFO'd! I mean, what could I ever muster up to retort those multilayered points and perspectives you offer in your post???

>>7967521
why are you so against racism?
jesus

>>7967525
o-okay

>>7967521
> idiotic racism
Wait, who said something bad about white cis men?!

>>7967526
Report spammers

especially the ones who think they are funny by posting something from fucking YEARS AGO

maybe the solution i need isnt looking for qt boys but to start looking for a long term career that will make me happy

>>7967537
See anon, that's what we call a bluepilled individual. The jews did a real number on him, made him a woman and implanted whatever libcuck view they wanted in "her" while they were at it.

>>7967538
You and her are gonna be safe right?

I just heard someone on tv say something about a FEMALE skeleton
and the first thought that popped into my mind was how do you know its female?

...and then I remembered :(

>>7967541
;^)

>>7967552
Maybe I should just come there and fucking do it

>>7967545
its a good strategy
qt boys will find you along the way

>>7967558
do what

>>7967545
Live your life, get hobbies and a good job and find a cutie that way.

>>7967551
B-b-b-b-b-but anon!!!! Gender is just social and so is race! biology isn't real you madman

>>7967563
i would eat 4/6 of those animals

>>7967564
i know right :(

>>7967565
bad
>>7967564
bad
>>7967563
good

>>7967561
You'll see lol

you'll fucking see

>>7967565
I'd try 5/6, honestly.

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Just a reminder that if you don't like violence you not even a man tbqh...

In my opinion mtfg needs to support excessive violence to solve its real life problems and should used whenever necessary. Ill even write a guide on how to avoid getting caught by the popo.

I have never seen an issue that violence has never solved.

>>7967563
wow, I might have to upvote this!

Can we get this gold guys? I bet this guy have immaculate karma! Maybe we can have him for an AMA :3

>>7967565
>>7967572
I wouldn't have any because meat is murder

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should I take a nap? I feel really tired but don't want to mess my sleep schedule up

>>7967570
okay
>>7967572
Snakes are slimy and tarantulas are gross >w<
>>7967568
no

>>7967559
ur right
>>7967562
idk what i can do. i like music but theres not really a nightlife here. i need more hobbies but i think depression hinders me. i just dk what to do mostly

>>7967577
even spider meat?

>>7967577
Meat is tasty murder.

>>7967582
An animal was brutally murdered by a human. I don't discriminate.

>>7967575
bad
>>7967577
good
>>7967578
sleepi
>>7967579
bad
>>7967582
bad
>>7967585
bad

UGGHHHHH CLASSS ISS BOORRIINNGGGG

so boring i took my phone out

devilish :^3

>>7967578
You want the deepest, most relaxing sleep ever? Buy a cheap gas mask and a tank of helium from a supplier and use those.

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it's nice to know angry people care about my existence

it's how i know i'm making an impact on the world

wait til they hear about my plans to enslave all men and transform society into a beautiful matriarchal anarchosocialist space utopia and earth into a giant nature refuge

>>7967587
no
>>7967589
<3

>>7967577
Meat is indeed killing, good job.
>>7967579
Snakes aren't slimy at all! They're smooth and cute, and apparently their meat is good, if lean. Tarantulas can be roasted over a fire or pan fried with good seasonings.
>>7967580
Ever see something and think "that looks fun"? Do that!

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>>7967580
you can do anything you want.

>>7967591
extremely good post

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>>7967587

>>7967586
what if the animal was going to kill a human, so it had to be killed to save a human's life
can we eat it then? or do we have to bury it with a nice tombstone?

>>7967593
yeah but snakes look yuck
same with tarantulas
>>7967591
> my plans to enslave all men and transform society into a beautiful matriarchal anarchosocialist space utopia and earth into a giant nature refuge

burch?

>tfw balls hurt
>tfw hips hurt
>tfw have to be outside and not look like i feel like i just got punched in the balls

>>7967591
Yeah, you're making an impact. A huge hole that you shit in. It's not good, no matter how you try to rationalize it.

>>7967589
I'm in spring break till next monday

Plenty of time to practice makeup

>>7967601
s a m e

>>7967600
Lots of things look yuck, yet we still eat 'em.

>>7967601
:(
i wish my balls hurt
guess its tme for cpyro

>>7967577
>>7967586
maybe you should try growing up to the real world lol

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Who's the butthurt anon
>>7967589
>tfw used to be goody two shoes and never used my phone during class in hs
>tfw shitpost while in all of my college classes now
Wew

>>7967601
I wish my hips hurt...

>>7967607
yeah but snake meat just seems foreign

>>7967601
Don't worry, you're not nice to look at anyway.

>>7967610
Kayla maybe? Probably just an amazingly angery anon, though.
>>7967613
Not if you get it grown domestically!

>>7967614
>>7967615
it appears as though we have some visitors...

>>7967615
Honestly passable imo

>>7967614
mean for no reason

>>7967619
eh, maybe
depends on what it tastes like

>>7967610
wow your such a badass :o

seriously, not paying attention in college?? are there really people like that? arent you nerveous looking at the internet when you're bored in class???

>>7967615
jewish indeed

>>7967612
my sweet little eva has nice hips!

>>7967615
>Jewish
No need to say it, the nose gives it away.
>>7967624
Depends on the snake and its diet.

>>7967628
I want them nicer though for obvious reasons...

>>7967593
not really desu >.< i already do everything i like and i do it with mediocrity
>>7967594
i want to sleep forever

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>>7967600
we've already been over this, my toenails are much nicer

also i posted a pic yesterday

>>7967602
i was kind of expecting a fat joke tbqh

i work for a nonprofit tho

>>7967626
you can stop posting any time

>>7967622
The smallest chance that I can make you feel bad and kys, I have to grasp it. You can appreciate that, right?

>>7967637
Hi Drake.

>>7967637
that's really pathetic anon

>>7967636
You can stop kissing ass any time :)

and you should, I'm embarrassed for you

>>7967637
Weak bullying won't make people kill themselves .-.

>>7967637
based...

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>>7967634
Get better at it and go to meetups for the stuff, I suppose.
>>7967637
Why so angery?

>>7967637
Ow the edge

>>7967637
are you a repressing tranny anon

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Is having a lazy eye cute

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>>7967645

>>7967633
nomnomnom ^>^

>>7967660
is having one hooded eye and one unhooded eye cute

>>7967660
Do you breath through your mouth>>7967660

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>>7967660
my mom had some type of surgery for her amblyopia

i think wearing an eye patch over your stronger eye can help too, that'd be cute

>>7967669
No I just have an eye problem .-.

>drakeposter is now just an annoying whiny anon

"and he will be maimed for ever, becoming a mere spirit of malice that gnaws itself in the shadows, but cannot again grow or take shape." -The Lord of the Rings, JRR Tolkien.

>>7967672
only based thing nicotine ever said

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some anon post pics of all the trips. i wanna see what these people look like

>>7967665
t-that too...

is angery anon cnt

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>>7967671
Then yes, unconventionally

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>>7967670
I kinda use my bangs like an eyepatch most of the time
I want a flower over my eye like zero desu

>>7967674
no

>>7967675
cute!

>>7967672
Good post.

>>7967676
Nah the posts would be like 6 paragraphs long each if it was cnt
>>7967674
Nah

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>>7967674
this is me

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>>7967674
yah i want to know if they scarfed mine

>>7967679
baby cindy have you been to an opthamologist?

i know i tell you to go to doctors a lot, these things can be fixed or improved and if it's a money thing it's usually easier to get public assistance while you're still a minor

medicaid would pay for most of this stuff desu

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>>7967674
This is me

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>>7967674

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>>7967674
me

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>>7967690
>baby cindy

>>7967690
Yea I've seen a lot of doctors about my eyes, my glasses help a lot but I should be wearing an eyepatch

Did I actually cuck drakeypoo(no penis)
That was my only goal in life.

He's so fucking stupid and ugly and just ughh what a bitch

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>>7967700
>tfw baby

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>>7967700
she's less than half my age senpai

>>7967701
that's good! find something cute enough and then don't care about other people's reactions, improving your eye strength will have lasting long term benefits to your happiness and wellbeing

>>7967700
my cat :(

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>>7967674
Me irl.

no one reply to Cindy until she sees a doctor

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>>7967714
this is you irl

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>>7967674
me irl

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>>7967710
>don't care what other people think
That's the last thing I'll ever be able to do

>>7967674
no dude, you are essentially begging for handouts like a fucking welfare nigger

if you want the goods you gotta lurk more, faggot or put in a little word.

>>7967717
Ew, no.

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>>7967718
you irl

>>7967717
>that midface
>that wide angle camera lens distortion

>>7967715
for which bodily issue?
I can think of like 2 off the top of my head

>>7967712
Sorry he's still mine
>>7967708
Gahhahah
>>7967710
You call everyone younger than you baby?
Are you 60 and balding

>>7967719
they all hate you, can't you hear them snickering?

>>7967707
nah
you still gotta find him and make him your bitch

>>7967726
>that filename

I guess you won't be tripping any time soon, anon

>>7967731
Pissing and shitting?

>>7967700
Hey you I read what you said about me and like big titted women and shemale porn and ultra fertility and trans girls being just as horny as his girls and here's my retort:

Girls are fuxking horny anyway and like put into account that a lot of trans girls are like idk nim tier repressing their sexuality and they themselves fetishize (da dick) and add to that that a lot of them like don't get it (da dick) and like you you have a fucking teen basically going through puberty all over again and growing into there body and like you put me in a room with some one like that fucking magic happens I swear if you've never seen two horny fucked up perverts go at it you haven't lived

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>>7967674
Me

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>me irl

>>7967732
cindy has three mommies, two trip here

sorry if i care about the youngins

>>7967737
Are you real?

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>>7967741
beanboys posts are always fun to read.

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>>7967739
Oh, in that case, let me introduce myself. I'm called Daisy.

>>7967741
You write like a retarded person.

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>tfw noone fingering you rn

>>7967741
>like idk nim tier repressing their sexuality and they themselves fetishize (da dick)
kek
> like you you have a fucking teen basically going through puberty all over again and growing into there body and like you put me in a room with some one like that fucking magic happens I swear
kek
> if you've never seen two horny fucked up perverts go at it you haven't lived
kek

anne thread

>>7967753
Is that a picture of you when you imagine what it would be like for that straight man you like to not think you're disgusting?

>>7967741
OK
English
Also
Grammar
Also
I don't even rember what you're replying to from days ago
Also
I stand by what I said, whatever it was. Because, I, myself, am a tranny with trannies experience.
You're just a creepy Internet perv guy who watches too much porn.

>>7967672
It began with the forging of the Great Chromosomes

2 X's were given to the Females,
wisest...fairest of all beings.

23 pairs to all Humans

For within these chromosome was bound the
strength and will to govern each cell

But they were all of them deceived.

...for another chromosome was made.

In the land of Andor, in the fires of
Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Testosauron forged
in secret a Master Chromosome to control all
others. The Y Chromosome

...and into this Chromosome he poured his
cruelty, his malice and his will to
dominate all female life.

One Chromosome to rule them all...

One by one the Free eggs of the Womb
fell to the power of the Y Chromosome


But there were some...who resisted.

A last alliance of estrogen and trannies marched
against the armies of Andor.

On the slopes of Mount Doom they fought
for the freedom of the Womb

Victory was near!

But the power of the Y Chromosome could not be
undone...

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looks like a fun thread

at least the Lux VO is dope

>>7967750
hmmm a little I think

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hi im awake again

I love Ada.

>>7967762
You should just be thankful that you're alive after all of the retarded shit you do.

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i think i'm gonna stick with slogoats for a bit

>>7967758
qualified to be a republican president

>>7967762
>fingering
;_;

>>7967762
Omw
Ewno

>>7967458
Yes but it broke my heart so meh I don't want to go into detail

>>7967762
iktf

>>7967458
yeah me and my best friend are like that. we're pretty much soul mates and platonic life partners. we just get along on every level and we always have the others back and we even have extremely similar body types. i love her vry much more than i've ever oved anything and we're gonna die in the same coffin

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>>7967775
??????????????

>>7967763
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is funny? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

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>>7967771
>Testosauron

>>7967776
Yeah becus drumfpt is so stupid rigte? x333xx3

a sexual deviant like you must be an expert on politics, right? xdDD

1 spoon banana nesquik
5 spoons horlicks
a lil cinnamon
milk
90 secs microwave

best stoned drink

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>>7967774
Good morning!

>>7967772
Don't use nigger slang when you're a little white boy, you appropriating fuck

>>7967788
Morning cutes how's tricks

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giggli frangi

>>7967787
See if you can unlock the failsafe on your microwave so that it runs with the door open. After that you should put your head in and nuke it.

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>>7967771
>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf67P1BXSEA

>>7967793
gigg

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>>7967786
also raygun and gdubbs

nixon was kind of devious i guess, but still a bumbling fool in his own way

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>>7967774
Goodmorning!

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>>7967791
Things are alright today, it snowed a bit and that was nice. Yourself, gayslut?

>>7967771
I guess this must have been absolutely hilarious to you when you finished it. But as you can see, no one is laughing.

>>7967801
And what would you know about Nixon? You read a paragraph on Wikipedia? Some hear-say you picked up?

>>7967805
stay mad tranny. your life is nothing more than memes to me

>>7967803
Morning cutiepatoot how are you

>>7967804
I love the snow~
I got a little more sleep and my ankle's not grieving me too bad

spiro side effects though weew

>>7967764
Based...
>>7967779
>>7967762
Same

>>7967811
That's good then! Spiro's a hell of a drug.

>>7967458
he's leaving for the military this summer
he didn't mean to open up to me, but we just kinda started talking, and he told me about everything going on
and I told him everything
then we went to a party together
we got stupidly drunk
we cuddled
I went back to his place after the party, because I was too drunk to get home
we did some dumb stuff
it was amazing
we hooked up again in the morning, but dysphoria hit me hard because I wasn't blackout drunk
I started crying
he kicked me out around noon because he needed to go to the gym and study and stuff
he came to me yesterday about his ex
I ended up telling him I was hurt and didn't want him to just focus on school and then leave me come June

I'm scared.

Hey serious question, for those of you who have heard me speak, do I sound like a faggot?
Or like a woman?
Or....?
Is my voice annoying and disgusting?

>>7967819
Post voice!

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>>7967811
Had to go outside a bunch today, still put out u.u
I can't wait to go home and comfy
Good day tho

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>>7967789
D O P E D O P E
O P E D O P E D
P E D O P E D O
E D O P E D O P
D O P E D O P E
O P E D O P E D
P E D O P E D O
E D O P E D O P

If I just act like I pass even though I don't can I cognitive-dissonance myself into feeling like I do?

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>>7967769
PffffFFFFFFTTTTTT
I'm not even that creepy irl give me some more time dammit
How do you know I watch too much porn? When was the last time I watched porn? Porn isn't even that good unless it's real and candid and even then I'd rather make it myself but yea I'm not gonna say I don't watch too much porn cuz I grew up on /b/ and I just can't take that part of my life back I'm sorry but like I don't even watch any porn at all anymore basically
>>7967773
Is it you who I feel following me or is that just the voices in my head again or what even is all of this
>>7967758
"like"
>like
L _ kike - k =

God I hate Drakepoooster (bitxh) he's such a weak beta non man cuck why is he even still alive why doesn't he just kill himself no one in the fucking world likes that stupid ugly bitch god

>>7967819
I forget what you sound like it's been a while since I heard your voice, maybe jog my memory a lil

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>>7967772

>sing for a metal group
>raspy masculine voice is somewhat acceptable

>>7967832
"Does that make me a light-weaver?"

>>7967822
Uh I can't post one right now, but here is an old clyp

https://clyp.it/tbx3jscp

>>7967817
How can your life be this cliched?
>I'm scared.
Then grow up. You obviously won't work. Wallow in your self-pity some more, why won't you.

>>7967816
Seems to be!
Need to drink more water tbdesu

>>7967824
Good to hear it, I'm prouda you <3
Good girl Cindy

>>7967827
You are ugly as fuck too lol

are you like a nigger-indian or something? rocking that grease mop cut though

>>7967831
Oh
>>7967837

>>7967838
I don't know what to do, ok?

Maybe I'm just being impulsive because I'm hormonal as shit.

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>>7967839
>girl

>>7967819
u sounds like the most massive faggot i ever did hear

nah jk i like your voice a lot actually i think it sounds better than mine for sure

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>>>/int/72618594

>>7967837
>>7967842
Yeah, I thought you sounded like a woman, and this confirms it.
Hella gay

>>7967837
Sounds *mostly* girly. You sound very... nervous? Weak's harsh but, I more mean like strained, I suppose? I'd assume girl, just going by your voice.
>>7967839
Saaaame. Got anything fun planned for the day?
>>7967844
Yeah, Cindy's our daughter.

>>7967837
I think you sound ok, kinda tomboyish in a way but fine. just a liiiitle higher pitch and you'll be golden

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>>7967843
I know how you feel hun...

Here's a picture of my dream. Me, my gf, and our fursonas. It didn't work out, she died of AIDS. (no she wasn't promiscious, asshole. her dad molested her)

>>7967849
I'm going out shopping at around 5, that's fun

>>7967844
really punching high aren't you champ

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i get my first girl hair style in 1 hour im so nervous ;_;
havent done anything to my hair in like 2 years hope it goes well and that i dont look bad after it q.q

>>7967837
And I thought I sounded like shit lol

>>7967854
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw moustache shadow

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>>7967855
Sometimes you have to return to your roots, you know.

>>7967826
Sounds plausible. People tend to treat you the way you present yourself.

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>>7967849
I was walking and out of breathe in that recording I think
>>7967851
I am a tomboy though I think
>>7967848
Wait so I sound like a gay woman?
Ok that works
>>7967846
A-anne pls
Being at home is bad for my psyche I think ahahahababaha

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>>7967856
I actually grew my hair really long like this, so I can go for a ponytail. I need ffs bad I know.

>>7967863
>Being at home is bad for my psyche
same. im about to head back out in a minute to get soe gosh darn motherflippin crawfish

>>7967857
Who r u?
>>7967859
Just use some concealer under your foundation or color correct

>>7967860
testing isnt a prevention.

not having sex is

>>7967855
Very fun!
>>7967863
Yep, that explains it. I bet you sound even better normally.

>>7967868
I'm the person who said you sound like shit, you fucking retard :3

>>7967837
you sound like my ex gf. do you live in SoCal?

>>7967863
No I think that sounding like a woman is hella gay :^)
You sound like a pretty typical woman, I couldn't infer your sexuality but I could probably infer your racial background.

>>7967865
>tfw you probably looked worse than this couple years ago

>>7967869
Can you believe that someone actually slept with that ugly fuck tho? It's crazy.

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how true is this for all of you because its very true for me

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>>7967876
Here's my goal after getting HRT and FFS

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>>7967882
pretty close tbqdesu

i didn't have a nightmare about my gf attacking me for the first time in a week

>>7967882
im always finnish according to these things

>>7967888
The fuck do you want, a cookie? You have to be a little bit crazy to begin with, right?

>>7967888
Why do you normally have them?

>>7967874
Yes
>>7967873
Ok
>>7967875
(^^;
Ohhh what racial background do you infer??

>>7967888
That's good!

hugg mercutie

uh so, I got a prescription for hormones like 3 months ago but I pussied out and never got them filled and tried to repress

turns out its impossible :^)

do you think the doctor that prescribed them will be angry/cancel my prescription or will i still be able to get them filled

>>7967896
get the shit out of your mouth

>>7967891
okay sorry i'll leave then

>>7967892
idk thats part of the problem ¯\_(シ)_/¯

>>7967896
yeah

is it better to accept ur statis as femboy until you can afford ffs or do you continue to thrash about like a hopeless animal

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>>7967899
gid and anxiety go hand in hand, it's no biggie

they def won't be angry, though they may take the opportunity to try to get you to pay for another visit

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>>7967882
Oh dear lord this was me for years
Not anymore though

>>7967895
Japanese :^)
No, black obviously, you do have a bit of an accent

>>7967908
Ur cuter than me you dummy
Thrashing is fun though I think

>>7967903
Can you even be a sycophant to your friends?
>>7967904
Wanna talk about them in Skype?

>>7967904
I suppose she's not abusive, right? Do you worry often about disappointing or hurting her?

>>7967908
Or
Get bangs

>>7967911
Lol
That's funny I didn't used to have an accent lol
Idk how to feel about this hahahaha

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>>7967860
don't bully potatochan
she started hrt in 2015 and got qt

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>>7967909
Out of curiosity how many other people here go through times when they take hormones for a while and then pussy out and try to repress and then try again

and how badly does this mess up transitioning? usually in my off weeks I just take t-blocker with no estrogen

>>7967921
wow hormones are magic

looks like she had some ffs too? yeh? still... the facial fat is so important

>>7967921
she has the manlies bony structure out there, so unless "she" got FFS, I'm going to keep saying she has AIDS

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>>7967908
tell yourself you're a femboy if it keeps you sane but don't stop being a girl

i bet you're a cute girl and lying about being a femboy

>>7967922
i don't know the answer, but it's not common enough that you're not the first i've heard about

if you keep on your aa i don't think it's nearly as big a deal desu

>>7967911
>tfw lannü is just uncomfortably finnish, now

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>tfw want to inhale a shart from a passable trip

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>>7967919
Idk it's not very strong, I may honestly be noticing it because I'm from a part of Canada where that accent isn't terribly common.

>>7967930
Yeah, accurate
Being one on the right sucks though ;~;

>>7967937
based...

helix piercings r trutrans and slut signals

>>7967946
let's pigfuck elanna

>>7967950
piercing and tattoos are shitty human signals

>>7967944
Y-yea
Pmuch me tho

>>7967953
wtf

this place has actually become intolerable lol.

>>7967955
based on?

>>7967961
sry

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>>7967950
that explains the 17 year old mom who used to work for me

that girl was tiny but worked really hard and did a good job

>>7967966
the bible duhhh

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>>7967961
The period really dives home your dissatisfaction and contempt.

>>7967914
sure

>>7967915
no, shes definitely not abusive. and yea you pretty much hit the nail on the head with that latter part.

>>7967961
Today's a pretty bad day, yeah.

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trannies are failed straight men ngl

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>>7967446
Will i ever pass... this hrt is taking forever

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>tfw your endocrine will never run like this again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd15wAZjjy0

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>>7967950
What are some headpat signals?

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Alright who's the shitposting anon today
>>7967955
>tfw gonna be shitty human soon

>>7967966
based on how retarded you are

im out of class and ready to resume shitposting

>>7967980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ

>>7967977
having qt dog ears
>>7967982
well you got me there

>>7967975
this is basically what I look like
idk what to tell ya

>>7967969
stop posting like a trip if you don't have the balls to be one

>>7967953
im good my man

>>7967985
GIRLS DO NOT HAVE DOG OR CAT EARS

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ROLL YOUR BF

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girls have ferret ears

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Would the real Grace please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

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>>7967989
thanks for the compliment, we're not big fans of our balls here

>>7967984
get that tumbler shit out of here faggot

>>7967996
no they don't!

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>>7967983
Start positiveposting instead, this thread needs it.

>>7967996
Too bad you're a man

>>7967971
It is okay to ask for a little bit of reassurance sometimes. I'm sure she'll understand. It can really help!

>>7967984
Wew I've seen that video before
>>7967996
How many months hrt do my ferret ears start to grow in