Lowest standards thread

>>7960665
>citizen of the united states of america
>female gender (looks vaguely like a girl and lives as female full-time)
>bmi below 30
>late teens/early twenties age
>open to dating people with the unchangeable traits i have (e.g. ftm, autist)
>compatible fundamental personality traits (e.g. prioritizes 'interesting' over 'good' and 'adventure' over 'stable')
>removes body hair

for a man
>under 25 (I'm 18)
>either skinny or muscle body. No fats
>shows interest in me
>isn't right winger
>isn't in the closet to friends, family is okay
>now lower than 1.70
>medium fashion sense, knows how to keep facial hair looking good, etc

for a girl ( I have to be more picky with them)
>over 1,70, under 1.80
>good fashion sense
>cares deeply about me
>very dominant face (think of model Nico)
>kinky and dominant
>understands I'm a fag so we have three ways

>Can be a little chubby but definitely not fat
>Within 1 hour travel distance
>Not an idiot
>Loves vidya

>>7960802
What's the fucking point of this post

>>7960665
>must have a toned stomach, nice biceps and a nice ass
>can't be hairy
>must have their own place
>must buy me shit
>must not expect blowjobs because I'm not putting dick in my mouth
>must be smart

>will sit and listen to me talk about bad childhood
that's pretty much it. I usually develop a crush by the end of the conversation due to being fucked up emotionally.
I don't even know whether or not they need a vagina it's just happened that everyone who listens to me is girl

>>7960665

>In/near Arkansas.
>Hygenic.
>Into Men.
>Not a braindead Nazi.
>Able to put up with an absolute asshole.
>Doesn't want me to bottom.
>Isn't afraid to disagree with me.
>Male (ftm are men).

>>7960814
What's the fucking point of this post

>>7960802
Where abouts?

>>7960796
Where you from?

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>is interesting to talk to for long periods of time
>not too clingy
>not blatantly racist/sexist/a literal nazi
>not obese

>>7961197
brazil

>>7961204
Too far :,(

>>7961202
Location?

> north england
> 18 - 25 (im 18)
> not obese
> if chubby have to be cutie
> be into a mtf who hasnt transitioned at all
> either gender
> never ever ever ever wants me to top

Not fatter than me
Not excessively hairy
Not retarded
Not deformed
Age ranging from 21 to 30
Has an open mind and some common interests.
Is kind and affectionate.

A pulse.

>>7961477
Start going for fat neckbeard types if that is your minimum.

>>7961527
I already do. I love nerdy bears.

>>7961545
Then all is well.

>>7961298
Yes yes yes yes
Contact?
(Also I'm fit not fat/chubby)

> doesn't live too far, so it won't turn into an LDR
> age is between 16(age of consent where I live) and 40
> isn't morbidly obese (chubby is okay)
> has a personality that is compatible with mine
> sincerely loves me and will never abandon me
That's all I need, to be honest.

>>7961298
I'm
>>7961562

Can email here if you want (if want to contact there)

: [email protected]

>>7961566
And where abouts do you live?

>>7961573
i replied :)

>No serious, incurable STDS
>At least still able to wash himself with a rag on a stick
>Willing to bathe at least once a week
>Isn't insane
>Doesn't live with insane people

>>7960711
>prioritizes interesting over good
shit tier human famalam

>>7960665
I'm only interested in dominant female wizards who are wizards by choice rather than necessity.

basically I'm dom4dom, which means I will die alone.

>>7961916
sharks arent evil

>>7960665
>20s
>PENIS
>healthy BMI
>decent height
>not a smoker
>no drugs or addiction problems
>no extremist (right or left) political views

>>7961977
>t. Adolf Hitler

>18-30
>extremely right wing
>no drugs
>not fat
>greek god physique
>rich
>white

>>7962164
>extremely right wing
>no drugs

Anon, I have bad news for you.

>>7962192
Tell me.

Maybe weed is okay

>>7961669
Wow fucking picky much.

psst let's cuddle

>kawaii
>says "nyan"

>>7962198
Nazis are all on speed, man. They were even during WW2. That's why the people used to say "the SS never sleeps".

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>>7960665
>25-45
>at least 6'2"
>muscular, fit or at least thin
>hairy chest
>big thick cock (8x7 is ideal)
>total top
>reasonably handsome
>has a job that he enjoys that pays his bills
>is attracted to me physically and emotionally
>enjoys my company
>disease free
>doesn't cheat on me unless i ask him to
>loves getting head
>loves fucking

>>7962233
jewish lies

>25-40yo male, sub or switch
>skinny/fit/chubby, not hairy
>nice & cuddly, not slutty
>leftwing
>if cd that's even better

>is taller than me
>at the very least 19
>human (off course)
>isn't grossly overweight or underweight
>mentally stable
>looks more mature than me or is older
>share my dweeb interests
>understand me
Do you think I'm asking for too much?

>>7962358
Ah and dom.
>tfw i'll never find her

>>7962238
Hey baby.

>>7962297
wowowo I'm a 26 year old chubby switch cuddly sweetheart who loves gender bending but never ends up doing it himself. also leftwing, not slutty at all, but hairy. So one point down there. but hey that's fixable wanna chat?

>>7962365
>her

Not:
>Fat
>drug addicted
>autistic
>suicidal

>>7960665
>Central USA
>looks feminine
>18-25
>human

im dumb chubby weeb guy

>>7961916
muslims are literally the worst and hitler did nothing wrong

>>7963187
Eh?
You realise hitler didn't hate Muslims right? He loved them, he preferred Islam to Christianity, not even my words, it's his own.
There was Muslim units in the SS.

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>loves me unconditionally and puts up with my bullshit
if its a sexual relationship then
>top
i'd very much prefer him to not be skinny though, masculine and bigger than me
i'd fuck (get fucked by) a fat guy or a muscular guy, my number one turn on is size difference

>>7960665
>doesn't mention sex in list
BISCUM REEEEE

>>7960882
What about an intelligent Nazi?

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>>7964023
okay but assuming you're op then you don't date fat people so I hope you weren't expecting anything

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>male
>aged 19-22
>neither black nor non-white Hispanic
>has enough self respect to maintain hygiene
>no more than a little overweight
>not hideous
>no STDs
>not a marxist faggot
>not a promiscuous whore
>not very feminine
>not retarded
>compatible personality
>isn't currently an addict or suicidal
>lives in the midwest

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>>7960665

>Patient
>Not fickle as fuck
>Early 30s or younger
>Not fat, chubby is ok
>No substance abuse or smoking
>No fucking Dark Triad-tier psycho / narcissistic / Machiavellian manipulator type shit
>White or close enough that I don't care
>Loves me back ;_;

>>7962238
Pic and description made me wet...

>>7960665
>it's him

Just about anyone at this point really

>>7965084
Lucky for you, there are multiple anyones IN YOUR AREA!

>>7965084
Will you fuck me in the ass

>>7965084
Where abouts are you?

>>7964427
I mean Fat people to me are like, 5"11 with a weight of 90kg+

>>7965827
I can tell you're a skeleton

>would actively enjoy fetish play, sub/dom mostly with little to not sadomasochism to start at least
>has matured on a bit of autism: They need to be a grown dork
>I have to trust their attraction to me
>18-27

>>7965838
What fetishes we talkin about? spill the beans.

>>7965830
>skeleton
I'm 186cm and 86.5kg.
On the verge of being overweight, and I regularly exercise.
[not Chubby though]

>>7965207
I guess I should add that gotta come to me I don't know how to find people
>>7965561
Yeah sure I guess
>>7965821
Canada

>>7967531
well then~
I'm also Canadian and though I don't lurk enough to know anything about you, I've got free time. Let's talk. Wanna talk?

>>7967691
Sure why not. Where in Canada? Do you have a discord or something?

>>7968881
Ontario, and sure. discord is: snafuu#4441

You all have insanely high standards for people who post on 4chan.

>>7969214
Tell me about your standards, sir and/or madam.

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>>7969214
>thinking we who post on 4chan are all alike

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>>7960665
>Canadian, or Non US, Bonus points for European with accent.
>Female passing
>Vagina
>19 to 30
>Shared hobbies
>Understands logic, can hold conversation.
>Sub 200lb? Or at least some what fit or has been in past
>Treats me like a woman.

>can be from anywhere (although it'd be nice to meet someone near me in New York)
>is mtf
>is clean
>is healthy, not fat
>not older than 22 but no younger than 17
>can put up with being with an anxious manlet with a vagoo

>italy
>possibly italian
>20-80
>buff/bear(ish)
>masculine
>cis of course

>>7960665
>taller than 5' 9"
>150-270 lbs. (weight over 220 only acceptable in men taller than 6')
>at least not a flamer, some flamboyancy okay
>24-34 (I'm 23)
>more top than bottom
>doesn't beat me
>not ldr for more than a year

>>7960665
>female
>at least moderately attractive personality and body
>doesn't have a lengthy sexual history
i make no moral judgement against promiscuous people, i'm just the jealous type so i try to avoid putting myself into a position where my insecurities/problems negatively impact others

>>7962238
>yfw only 1/200 men globally and 1/10 in the US is above 6'
>yfw only 1/250 men are 8'' or longer
>yfw only about 1/1000 are 7'' or thicker
statistically speaking, there are less than 100 men who fit your standards in the entirety of the continental US. good luck.

>>7972470
There's likely to be some overlap between tall men and large penises, so the odds are much better than that. I appreciate your mathfax though.

>>7971877
got kik? not sure if i qualify for the not beating part though

>>7960832

Enjoy your fantasies.

>girl
>liberal
>kinky and submissive
>no drugs

Bare minimum. Trying to find a chick into chicks that isn't a druggie is surprisingly difficult, though.

wew i fit op's criteria

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>woman
>taller than me (5"4) the taller the better
>understands me and share similar views
>somewhat mentally sane
>"healthy" (not terribly overweight/underweight or a junkie)
>is kind of a weeb like me/has weeby interests

Do you think I'm asking for too much? Should I lower my standards?

>>7974314
most degenerates don't differentiate

>>7960665
>friendly
>either similar build to me, or much shorter (i'm 6', so someone either abut that height or 5'6")
>not too old
>not too politically charged
>likes to try weird shit

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>>7969214
if you consider me wanting someone to love me a high standard then you're probably right honestly

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>lives nearby
>sweet and carefree like me
>likes games

I really just want someone to enjoy spending time with and get close to. I could care less about looks because I'm pretty unattractive myself.

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>5'10+
>close
>male
>not obese
>not overly autistic
>top or switch
>can handle my very go with the flow "I don't care" personality


2 of those minimum.

>>7976145
What's nearby? You ask a question like this every time it comes up for 100 times and you might end up hitting the jackpot. Not that I've done it I'm just sayin.

>is vulnerable
>has daddy issues
>likes to be used as a fucktoy
>is female

>>7976445
East coast USA. I'm sure you're in another continent or something though as per norm.

>>7976487
Starting to think my only chance at a relationship is moving to Europe since the only people interested in me are from there.

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>>7976439
I live north of Beverly Hills, on the other side of the mountains. Anybody living within a few miles would be literally perfect.

>>7976540
Didn't hit the jackpot. Sorry, babe, but you've got plenty more quarters where that came from.

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>can physically touch
>honestly appreciates me in some kind of way
>female looking
>not obese
>will have sex with me at least once every two months
>wont leave me without any notice
>doesn't snore
>will sleep in my bed with me

>>7974379
Does woman mean cis woman?

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>>7960665
>max height 5'11 (only lower than that)
>Let's me sleep on top of them (pic related, but with two gays)
>no british accent
>isn't afraid to talk about anything, no matter how weird/embarrassing/mundane
>wants to keep improving themselves

>>7960711
>>7970405
Yes please give me contact now

>>7976581
You should lower your standards until they include me.

I promise i'll get a nice vagina, so good you wont even be able to tell i'm not cis, promise!

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>>7960832
>smart, attractive guy who puts up with a no-blowjobs gold digger

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>>7976731
>>7976731
"Lowest standards thread"

>>7960665
>cute face
>slim body
>20-28
>Gays, bi's, transguys ok
>Slightly dom personality
>Top's mostly
>Socially competent
>slightly relaxed personality
>In university or working in decent career
>Will put up with my experimental cooking
>has a good sex drive
>can cum more than once a session

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Just be in Canadian & Skinny

[spoiler]And never leave me ever.[/spoiler]

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>>7964422
>intelligent Nazi

>>7976447
hi where do I apply?

>>7976576
Yes.
Unless you pass really well then i guess i could make an exception? Idk

>>7960802
>not an idiot
>loves vidya
Pick one

>>7960665
>in UK (Midlands)
>younger than 25
>short
>nerd