Mtfg - male to female general

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(ง'̀-'́)ง

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>>7959395

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>bf tore my pantyhose open and fucked my brains out

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It's hard to reply on my cellular sometimes
Sorry buddi

Also is this aesthetic

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What about androids

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>>7959375
Feeling kinda meh because of my sore throat >.<
good thing about it is I probably won't be able to talk much today

hru, anon? :o

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>>7959411
aesthetic as fuck af

>>7959400
no theres lots of choc chips in there
its called a double choc chip muffin because its chocolate muffin and it has choc chips in it

>>7959408
I wish I had a bf

>>7959388
>>7959407

I love sucking penis

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>>7959414
They're never going to be human.

>>7959408
How did the reunion come up?>>7959414
Super 17 is the bombdizzler

>>7959408
how's miss cock doing

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>>7959414

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>>7959422
gdi forgot pic

>>7959421
so does miss cock
>>7959428
>the biggest fetishist here

>>7959419
Cute stuff

>>7959428
Flopped around like a hot vestigial appendage

>>7959419
do you like chocolate chip bagels as well
they're pretty yummy

how to get rid of hiccups

>>7959440
install gentoo

>>7959440
srs

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Shnugg

>>7959437
we dont have those
but we have chocolate croissants
its kind of awesome

>>7959440
Hold your breath and swallow 3 times

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>>7959440
>>7959442
also this >>7959441

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>>7959441
Will u be my muffin tonight?

Got dicked even in the Jacuzzi while drinking out of a bottle of champagne

Who said mondays are bad?

>>7959440
drink a glass of water upside down.

>>7959402
We've only had 1 person that questioned if it was worth it and wanted to back out. They initially signed up because they just didn't think they were a very good as a male.

They ended up sticking with it and getting a boyfriend of their own.

>>7959415
are you getting sick? :o
I just woke up and hope I can do things today I've been pushing away the last weeks but at least I write lyrics every day c:

>>7959443
>>7959450
i'm about to setup up some snap traps to kill a mouse
tried non kill ones but mouse is too clever to go in those

>>7959447
thank you I think this worked

>>7959456
good old Victor traps are the best. Bait them with sharp cheddar cheese.

>>7959458
That's why I told you to do it :p

Fucked to this song while stoned and drunk https://youtu.be/71LewgKrpkc

Get on my level

>>7959450
whats a muffin :p

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>>7959456
Yeah they're crazy
Good luck
My mouse is a survivor and I'm giving her an improv valhalla

>>7959463
you are my saviour

>>7959454
I think so :c

I bet you can do those things, anon! If not just with baby steps when needed.

Oh, wow. That's impressive and very good exercise, writing lyrics that much :O

>>7959466
Something sweet cute and delicious and I love u

>>7959464
maybe you will get pregnant this time

>>7959461
got the bigger ones b/c this one has gotten a little big and i wanted to make sure it kills instantly
>>7959467
shame i have to use the old fashion kill traps, in the past, i've caught and released them at a huge park

Can Kayla get prefnant

>>7959476
kayla has been pregnant for years
get on her level

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Oh

>>7959480
you redheaded girls with hips can get pregnant easy

>>7959479
Rat sized victor? You may give it a heart attack when it goes off. The normal mice sized one will kill if the bar crosses the right parts of the body. Otherwise they are good at immobilizing the mouse.

came here for happy night time thread

>flopped around like a hot vestigial appendage

gdmit

>>7959471
hm I got a sore throat last week and on friday my nose was running all day. next morning I was sick :/

idk why I hate making phonecalls so much. it's really awkward for me and I rather use any other kind of communication than phone calls.

thanks c: it just gets easier over time if you do it every day. I wonder if I'll find somebody with a good singing voice for that soon.

is cnt still around or is she gone again for another four months until she comes back to talk about business ventures

>>7959480
can kayler got pareganit?

>>7959495
you know that once happened. the mouse didn't get caught but it just lay dead next to the trap.
i've seen them flop when caught w smaller traps. that's when i switched to no kill ones which worked up until now. this one mouse is just getting bigger and i'm worried it might chew up something important and there's the poo

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>>7959499
still better than your autistic posting
how did your job interview go

>>7959504
i got kayla pregnant once. it was a bad move.

why is finding a hairstyle so hard
i feel like everything would work to make my face look more masculine
like bangs would just draw attention to my masc lower face

>>7959527
>like bangs would just draw attention to my masc lower face
this is exactly what happened with me
I cannot wait for them to grow out
I hate them so much

>>7959524
>still being fertile
have you been skipping your pills young missy
maybe kayla's eggs are just super fertile

>>7959503
Aww ;-; are you better now?

Oh iktf. Making phonecalls sucks big time..

Hehe nice. I hope you do!

Don't let Lauren see this.
https://youtu.be/rh2eWfMLNh0?t=53

>>7959512
I picked up a box in the barn, and looked into it to find over 20 freshly dead mice. They kick out so much adrenaline when they get scared, they must run it off or have a heart attack.

>>7959556
this is the kind of show my dad watches all the time on discovery channel or whatever this shit makes me want to kms

>>7959545
yeah my dad made me soup which helped ^^ it was just a cold not the flu so it was over fast.

especially when I need to call some like goverment thing, a new doctor or something important like that I get extra nervous ._.

I kinda want more people to say something about my lyrics but idk alot of people who could say much about it

>>7959560
your lyrics are good

I didn't read them tb h but I bet they are good

>>7959532
:/ we could just shave our heads

>it's already 4 AM
Okay HoI4 is *way* too addicting.

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>>7959567

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time to pull an all-dayer!

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I want a bf!

>>7959559
I just love watching all the crazy circumstances they think up for the deaths. There's one episode where a pair of guys go around to haunted places to fuck ghosts and ends up falling off a balcony, like how did they think falling to death = ghost fucking?

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>>7959572
he looks just like me

>>7959582
>he
wow way to misgender maeve

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>>7959580
trunks and mai are cuter

>>7959573
y-yup!

>>7959581
men want to fuck anything

>>7959595
not me

I gained 4 kg and am still as skinny as before. I feel like everything went into butt and boobs

>>7959596
I don't believe you

>>7959604
Stop bragging =(

>>7959582
You'd look fantastic with your hair down

also, lazy eye or bad photo?

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I wish I was less awkward

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>>7959614
same

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spent $18 dollars on coffee for a four hour class and smoked 5 cigarettes the desire to eat has all but gone.

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Good night friends
<3
Shnugg

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HUH.

>>7959620
nini juni

>>7959604
That's good.

>>7959620
shnugg
your ferret pics are so comfy
>>7959582
but you look like a cute
>>7959572
it me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGCbRAoG37Y

>>7959296
that doesnt look like something i'd post
do i rly need to turn on a tripcode again

juni wait are you still there

>>7959625
yes, we need more women in the air force

>>7959604
jelly :/
can i touch your butt

>>7959640
>tfw alt-universe America has women in the air corps in 1939
Weird desu.

are there any trips that live within a 5 hour train ride of NY'

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>>7959587
but they've been through so many things together
they've faced aliens and gods

>>7959652
but goku was dead or away for the majority of thier marriage

>>7959652
nah
goku's faced aliens and gods
chichi was just kinda there
even Toriyama said that goku more or less just thinks of chichi, gohan and goten as pals rather than family

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Oryx is so cute!!!!
best girl!

>>7959648
pleb and lauren are in NYC, and snicklerdoodle's up by boston, which is a few hours away by train

>>7959651
I am sure you are a regular cutie with it down. and the natural colour is nice, really dislike women with funky colored hair

How old is the photo?
Your skin looks a lot better in the previous one, could just be the lighting though.

Yeah your left eye seems a little off, I dunno. Nothing to really worry about

>>7959666
Pleb moved to south africa

>>7959648
Nim is gonna be living in nyc from august onwards

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>>7959661
Get her this, looks like it might be worth the read.

>>7959673
she has a nice ass desu
I should know

>>7959670
RIP pleb

>>7959661
oryx is a creep and a known stalker

>>7959678
trip on shakira

>>7959648
mb

roughly when?

>>7959668
sorry i baleeted because I'm drunk and realized I should stop spamming mtfg with pictures for attention
the photo is about two or three months old I think

my skin looks worse because I'd recently upped my dosage of hrt and I was getting pimples which was an outrage because I never get pimples. It's evened out now though so everything's fine.
I honestly think the eye thing is to do with the angle my laptop is at but maybe I'm a delusional quasimodo monster

I mean I'm obviously delusional otherwise why would I be posting here

Omg I found the ghost fucker episode XD
https://youtu.be/0p85wHNOaDA?t=883
Wtf were these writers smoking?

>>7959682
No reason to apologize you're stupidly cute so there is no reason to complain.

I thought estrogen would decrease the amount of pimples, I dunno.

>>7959681
>>7959672
>>7959666
i was thinking of visiting Lauren sometime next year
maybe i can meet some other people too

>>7959692
yeah it's weird
I was already low-test pre-hrt and never had pimples, then as soon as I started I got them for like two weeks and then they were gone, then when I upped dosage I got them again and they were gone within a week so

????

>>7959696
probly i could stop by

>>7959696
try not to stare at her to long, you may turn into stone

so original

remember the rly shitty days when mtfg was full of lezbophobes and whenever you talked about gay shit anon blew the fuck up at you for mtfg not being straight enough

>>7959700
i shitposted about killing men a lot which was an effective solution and fixed the problem

>>7959700
thank god I don't
t. newfag

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alright.
i'm home.
& i'm tired & sad as shit.
what i meant by home depot being closed was that they aren't open after 22:00.
i'll get that mouse trap in the morning.
ialso ended up eating a little more than a bag of veggie straws.
they didn't help me not feel sad.
anyway.
i put some bleach powder just outside my bedroom door.
while i'm sleep out here on the living room futon, i'll be trying to keep the mice trapped in my bedroom so i can starve them out until i get that electric mouse trap set up.
this is gonna be nice

>>7959700
lol yea those were the days
I miss old mtfg wackiness
new mtfg wackiness is just kinda bleh

>>7959696
awwwww rinni I wish I could come too! I know we don't really chat much but I'd love to come meet you and eat pizza and goof around
you seem like you have excellent taste in everything and I wanna make fun of bad things with you

>>7959670
>being white
>moving to a country where there is a current white genocide/exodus happening

>>7959705
>>7959706
i just want my gt sucked right now desu

>>7959713
same
but only by my gf desu

>>7959713
remember when girltinkler wasn't even abbreviated to gt

those were the days

>>7959710
you leave the mice alone

LEAVE THEM ALONE

>>7959717
damn..

>>7959716
guys don't want to suck it, that would be gay

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>>7959719
i'm afraid i can't do that.
the longer i let them live here, the more of a risk they become to my health, my roommate's health, our food, & our landlady's property.
they are vermin, & ican't allow vermin to live

>>7959716
i dont have one of those
but there are a lot of cute sluts out there
they dont even need to be a girl, just pretty

>>7959711
>>7959717
i barely come here anymore so idek what goes on

>>7959726
yes they do

>>7959728
git dem
kill them all

>>7959728
now you know why the Nazis chose to exterminate the jews

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>>7959654
>>7959658
ok fine
love is dead in dragon ball
what about these two?

>>7959726
you'd be surprised how many fags there are out there
disgusting

>>7959716
i dont have much genital dysphoria but for some reason getting my dick touched or sucked is like really bad feels

>>7959729

Am guy who is into MtF, will not go near your dick,

>>7959733
love isnt dead in dragonball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-wkAw2tuYw

>>7959737
desu depends on who by
manly man person = no
girly girl person = maybe, probably

last guy who touched it made me cry

>>7959739
fuck my butt then
whatever

i just want to get laid okay

Go to bed, Myrthe.

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>>7959747
Prefer to just cuddle you and tell you everything will be ok, then fuck ur butt.

>>7959753
please do this now ok

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How is everynyan?

This past week I passed a kidney stone because cocaine
I was gendered female yesterday by the waitress at Primanti's
I'm up now and all night because cocaine

also drunk on e

>>7959753
ooommmgggg
are you cute

>>7959756
>cocaine
at least christmas is only a few sleeps away

>>7959757
Yeah I am pretty decent looking

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>>7959743
I caught you!

Go to bed, Myrthe

>>7959761
let me spend the night with you
can we watch a spooky movie???

>>7959756
Can afford to be drunk and buy cocaine, Ms fucking money bags over here.

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>>7959762
why is nekoboy so qt?

>>7959763

Sure you ever seen babadook? or would you prefer something more timely like the night of the living dead?

(I know I am suppose to say something along the lines of "Will you bury your face into me when you get scared cutie?" But like fuck that

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>>7959765

>>7959770
Google's best guess: Girl.

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>>7959764
I mean both me and and my bf are the sole employees of a small hobby shop and we make a fair commission on sales.

We are business partners with the owner and trading cards are a lucrative industry. I also make plenty running an ebay store selling trading cards. No taxes on any of this, nya~

>>7959768
i wanna watch babadook some time but notld is one of my favorites

can we stay up late watching both?
can i plz hide on your chest if i get spooped ??

i'm living with some other girls but they're all either sickies or busy tonight

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>>7959765
>>7959770
this is my life irl, that's why
I legit wear cat ears at home

>>7959765
>>7959770
I'm flattered desu nyo~

>>7959783
Of course we can stay up and watch both, but only if you make dinner for the both of us.

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>>7959789
i wonder if cat ears would look ok o me.
maybe not.
they might just look ridiculous

>>7959798
i love cooking
does this look good?
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/chicken-khao-soi

>>7959802
They would suit you, ya mouse murderer

bad times before going to sleep

>>7959711
same desu but NY is actually kinda cheap to go to as opposed to straya T_T
like 500 euro for going to america is something i could easily save up for in a year

>>7959806
I've never had much foreign food, but I am open to trying it, and I am sure you would nail it sweetie

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Fucking FINALLY. I was woefully underprepared for this.

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>>7959414
>>7959426
>tfw you will never be a cute android girl

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>>7959817

>>7959821
>tfw you will never be a girl

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>>7959821
>tfw you will never be a girl of any kind

h-haha

>>7959806
switched devices

>>7959812
yes i would.

im sleepy

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>>7959826
They put up a hell of a fucking fight.

>>7959828
quit stealing my thunder anon or I'll beat you up with my man arms

england is nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgEo8lXtFIE

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>>7959802
get a pair of reasonable sized ones, matching your hair color. the clip ons suck and might be good for one day. the headbands are waaaay better and stay on during sex, even

If your bf/crush doesnt melt something is wrong or he's not gay.

D E A D
same time EVERY night

>>7959861
it's sleepytimes in the frostly moeland that is Pennsylvania, anon

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>take capital with one infantry divison
>Fuck, man. Better surrender.
Italian tier, desu.

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I'm scared of telling my therapist about my sad feelings :c
I think he'll just say it's the girl pills or something

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>>7959817
thank you zna

this won't be forgotten

>>7959873
if it's a good therapist he will take it serious. there are alot of people out there being depressed without taking girl pills.

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Does anybody want to give me a place to stay?

Im muscular and will give you love.

I just need it for a day or so then ill leave.

>>7959877
Muh Manifest Destiny called for the return of our wayward countrymen anyway. I'm just doing my best to apply that to the rest of the Americas now.

>>7959880
he swears just for a day, one day only okay. only the day

>>7959873
Tell him you think it's body dysphoria
bdd doesn't magically go away once you get on hrt
get on antidepressants if that's a thing you want
if not then talk your problems out with the guy
I'm sure he won't jump to the conclusion of
>YOU'RE TAKING ANE W THING IT MUST BE THE NEW THING
like I take it you've been depressed for a while
pre-hrt even
just talk to him
he's a therapist
professional dude
trust him
and if he does say that it's the girl pills then tell him you've been feeling less depressed more often since you started taking them, but recently you've been getting down again

I dunno dog just manipulate him, it's hella easy, that's what I did with my initial evaluation to see if I was eligible for hrt and it worked like a charm

>>7959882
What

my sister was unemployed for two weeks and got a new job

>>7959887
Nobody cares you fat freak of nature

>>7959889
I have been unemployed for three years and havent found work
I am a joke

>>7959887
if it makes you feel any better sheen, i was a NEET for 2 years until i got back into work

>tfw can't stop playing Overwatch
I have an addiction :C I don't even main a girl character in it.

>>7959890
Lol you're pathetic you fat shit
Not even trying to better yourself

>>7959878
You're right.
The thing scaring me is that, especially when talking to my therapist(s), I always pretend like I'm fine and happy and stuff and I literally keep smiling for 45-50 minutes until the session is over ;w;

>>7959883
wow thanks olive

the bdd did get worse by going on HRT, and I have indeed been depressed since before finding out I was a tranny.

>I dunno dog just manipulate him
h-heh I guess I could try

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stay strong snickers

>>7959897
I know
my "trying" is a joke in of itself

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what's going on in this late night edition?

>>7959890
I've been a neet for 4 years

>>7959898
You're an ugly piece of shit and i hope you die

>>7959904
same

>>7959892
yeah
I was a neet for like a year and a half before I got my first job

>>7959899
it's too early for snickerdoodle, she needs to go back to bed

>>7959901
nothing much desu
hows you btw?

>>7959889
literally fucking kill yourself

>>7959890
I've been struggling finding a new job too sheen
like I'm sick of getting minimal shifts that go from 9pm til 4am and STILL being on centrelink
I've applied to so many 9-5 office jobs I've lost count because they don't want some dumb hon who only has bar/hospitality/barista experience

I dunno dog, we're both gonna make it
I wish you could come down to melbourne to visit, I wanna hang out with you and play vidya or something.

>>7959901
>sheen gets bullied
>dollface shows up

>>7959908
I've been up all night tho

>>7959907
Does that mean you got the job you were hoping for?

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>>7959901
Stuff.

>>7959914
no
still searching
:c

>>7959910
Olive you look like robin.. You're ugly as fuck deal with it

>>7959901
I'm tipsy and giving people advice

do you want any advice

tonight I am an advice peddler
three shillings per advice

it's very good advice

>>7959898
>I always pretend like I'm fine and happy and stuff and I literally keep smiling for 45-50 minutes until the session is over ;w;
are you me? this seems like a common thing for depressed people. almost everybody knows me as a happy person but also because meeting up with people and talking to them makes me happy easily.

>>7959910
>centrelink
w8 where in Australia are you sweetie?

>>7959909

i'm very well. although i'm staying up all night to fix my ruined sleep schedule lol. how are you doing?

>>7959917

ahaha what game is that?

>>7959922

yes. how can i be as wise as olive?

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>>7959918
Oh, that kinda sucks. Really bad feel when you see a job that you feel as if you'd be a good fit for, but end up not getting.

>>7959920
lmao anon the fact that you think that anything you say matters at all is a rite laugh m8
>you look like robin
thanks dog she's made a lot of progress
have a good night cunt

>>7959926
Hearts of Iron 4! It's quite fun.

>>7959926
pretty good
sorry about your sleeping pattern
I've had insomnia my entire life
getting better tho

>>7959929
maybe they will call this week
I'm applying to another place today tho
they actually have a sign saying they are hiring too

>>7959924
melbs babe

>>7959926
about 6 glasses of merlot will do the trick

pay up skank

>>7959930
You're ugly as fuck

They hugbox everyone
You look like a retard senpai
Theres nothing fem looking about you sorry

You look like an italian retard

>>7959935
Yeah! I finished reading your comment to see it, where in Melbourne are you? I'd love to get coffee sometime
(I was the anon talking about you maybe having a lazy eye, >.>)

>>7959926
I accidentally took a 6 hour nap instead of a 1 hour nap so now I have to stay up all night

>>7959941
suicide is a viable option bropai
#justendyourmiserablelifeyoucunt

>>7959931

is that one of those strategy war games?

>>7959933

oh it's alright. if anything i'm more preoccupied with finding something to do during these random hours till the sun comes out. how did you get better with your insomnia stuff?

>>7959935

:sets three shillings down on the table:
what can i get for four?

>>7959944

lmao! yes i woke up at 7 pm today. rip. did you set alarms or anything?

>>7959944
God do you ever sleep?

Are you retarded get a life freak

>>7959946
O hey ugly hon.
.robin3 detected.

>>7959923
Like, we were talking about a possible youth trauma I got from being chased into a toilet stall on some camp and getting badly beaten up when I came out, and during the entire thing I had this huge fake smile ;w;

>almost everybody knows me as a happy person
>meeting up with people and talking to them makes me happy easily.
also this tbdesu

>>7959948
Yep.

>>7959926
you're in real euro hours now

watch your step, cecтpичкa

>>7959951

perhapss i shall try it. is it multiplayer? my friend and i are always lookin' for fun games to play with each other so that's why i ask.

>>7959954

i will most certainly make sure not to step on anything i should not!

>>7959948
desu hrt seemed to magically fix it
idk why
that said I got super depressed last night and only slept 2 hours
hope things get better

>>7959950
You're fucking ugly holy shit

>>7959958
ikr lol

>>7959955
It is! It's kinda expensive though and not on sale right now, however.

>>7959941
>you look like an italian retard
I'm a greek retard you cock
learn your mediterraneanisms cunt
>>7959942
Footscray
I'm going to Brisbane on the 19th next month, I get paid wednesday next week if you wanna chill next weekend. Coffee would be fun.
>>7959948
any wish within my power
keep in mind my power is that of an average hon so

pretty much all you'll be able to get is me saying you look fabulous

>>7959949
am I robin2

>>7959958
are you even trying though?

>>7959949
lol, wrong trip
nice try tho
6/10 for effort

why is there a bully anon here?

>>7959948
Noo but I had slept a good 8 hours the night before so I wasn't expecting it ;; I hate having to wake up so early I can't wait til I'm back to my normal schedule

oh I can still come by sometime right? I might take you up on that pretty soon here

>>7959949
I legit can't tell whether this is a troll or you know literally nothing about my life. you sound like someone who was trying to convince me the other night that I could move out of state and still run my affairs as usual(??), is that you?

>>7959955
>perhapss i shall try it. is it multiplayer? my friend and i are always lookin' for fun games to play with each other so that's why i ask.
it's the sort of game you'd like if you're into grand strategy games, like Victoria, CK, EU, etc.

i can't really picture you playing those sorts of games though - it's like trying to imagine a chinese policeman or something, just feels really weird

>>7959962
Footscray huh? I go to VU there
What are you doing in Brisbane?

>>7959965
literally nothing better to do than waste his time on 4chan talking shit to trannies
he's prob repressing

poor thing

>>7959957
God you sound retarded kill yourself

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bullies sucK

>>7959973
hilarious and original
go back to youtube scrub

>Tfw all my friends want me to play SMITE with them
>Don't know how to tell em I don't enjoy it.

>>7959971
Brother's wedding
I'll be seeing a whoooole bunch of people I haven't seen since pre-transition so I'm expecting a lot of dissapointed glares and stern talks lmao
w/e though there's a 6k wine/spirits tab on the bridal party so I'll be free to get smashed and pretend none of it is happening.

>>7959957

you know, they say hormone imbalances actually cause disproportionate sleep cycles! that may be why.
it might also be why mine is a little messed up at the moment due to me not being on estrogen rn lol. i hope you're feeling better though as well from yesterday. :(

>>7959958

are you ok?

>>7959961

dang yeah the field marshal edition is like 90$! ah well, i will bring it up wit my friend. thanks for the rec!

>>7959962

:puts four shillings down on the table:
ty

>>7959966

yeah! i feel like we were going to talk about it like last month? what happened to dat?

>>7959967

i play all sorts of games! albeit strategy games are very hit and miss for me. most of my fav games are like ... SotC or RPG's or FPS and action style stuff yknow?
also fighting games like soul caliber and stuff. i used to play those obsessively at arcades wit my friends.

>>7959981
You're quite welcome! I hope you two enjoy it.

>>7959950
>smiling or laughing while telling a trauma story
iktf I never went to a psych tho only talked to my friends about it. still looking for a psych to get a appointment that isn't in like 4 months.

it almost feels like the world around me stops when I'm with my friends. like all this bs is far far away and we don't have to care about it.

>>7959966
Quid...im going to be real

Youre ugly as fuck and you look likea retard. You look like a retarded bird. You transitioned because you couldnt cut it as a man. Honestly kill yourself.

>>7959980
Whats the difference between greece and italy? Nothing.

Your pimpled up oily skin is disgusting. Youre ljterally robin 2. O wait i mean ol rapey pt 2

>>7959980
Well it's a good excuse to get smashed cutie

How long have you lived in Footscray for? I am in Werribee myself

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tfw caveman-faced overweight hon
goddamn I need to lose like 30 lbs but I can't even go swimming anymore because hon
and swimming is the only exercise I can do without pic-related-ing my body
I feel so out of control of my own happiness

>>7959985
Please stop

>>7959986
>olive
>cutie
Lol olrapey pt 2

>>7959661
didn't she move to turkey?

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>>7959981
>i play all sorts of games! albeit strategy games are very hit and miss for me. most of my fav games are like ... SotC or RPG's or FPS and action style stuff yknow?
oh, i see, got ourselves a "gamer girl" here, huh?

name the entire development team behind your top 10 favourite eastern european RTS games right now

>>7959981
huh, never knew that
and yeah I'm ok, just hopelessly in love =D

but why aren't you on estro? is everything ok

>>7959991
based ol rapey pt1


Can ugy tell your friend olive to die just like you?

I need some ket
I woke up at least 5 times last night due to nightmares

>>7959991
yeah
I miss her so much!
ultra depressed about it but I'm trying to get my stuff sorted so I can go live with her

>>7959996
Nobody cares yoy ugly freak

>>7960000
>ultra depressed about it but I'm trying to get my stuff sorted so I can go live with her
v-vanessa, are you sure this is a good idea

i'm not trying to make this into a bully post, but i just mean, do you want to move to a politically unstable country to live with an autistic stalker?

how does sertii travel around so much

>>7959992

:_________________; i'm not a gamer girl!!! i'm a shemale who owned every system from 1996-2009 because i was a nerdy gay boy!!!!!

>>7959993

do they love you too? you don't have to answer if you don't wanna. that stuff can be the best and worst i feel like. love in general i guess. :c
i'm switching to patches! just waiting on that. still on AA's and my normal stuff, so no worries.

bully anon is really angry about something

prolly micropenis

>>7960004
How are you so ugly?..thats the real question

>>7959887
hugg sheen

>>7960003
yes!

>>7960007
why are you doing this

>>7959986
Almost a year now
Stop calling me cutie pls
before footscray I lived in Elsternwick and that was just awful, so suburban paridise-esque.
Discord is olive#2520 if you wanna talk more about hangin.

>>7959985
damn, from the quality of the insults you're hurling out I knew you were dumb as shit, but not like"failed 8th grade geography-tier" dumb

>>7960005
god I hope so
it scares me too much
literally crying at the thought most days
christ I'm sad

but it's good that things are ok, why patches tho? are they better?

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>>7960007
mfw bully anon has been continuously bullying for 40 minutes.

maybe his mommy took his pillow away

Snickerdoodle are you secretly bullyanon

>>7960017
why would you think that

>>7959981
a bunch of dumb stuff basically there's no way I could've made it. still use discord tho?

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>>7960007

>>7960013
Olive

Everyone hugboxes but you lool like a total man. Like im not tryi g to be mean. You look like a retard. Please get a facelift. Im serious you're ugly as shit

>>7960023
You look like a retard
.>>7960016
Ya you caught me hon

>>7960024
Nicotines a gross name

>>7960014

i'm sure they love you too. it's not sad to feel that way either, it's great that you have someone to feel that way about desu. try not to worry about it too much tho if you can. :c
um i don't know that i'd say better? pellets are best, then injections are second best imho.
but HRT exacerbates the symptoms of people with borderline personality disorder, primarily cause of the highs and lows of your E levels.
with patches being the most easily consistent administration of steady E levels i figured it'd be better for me as a person to switch to that.

>>7960023

well i hope you're doing alright! i use it sometimes, but i'll admit i forget about it a lot. do you use other stuff?

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>>7959995
she doesn't even look like me, she pretty much passes for a start and doesn't have a facial mask like the moon from The Mighty Boosh and eyes like the moon from Majora's Mask
are you drunk or something?

>>7960021
>>7960025
hmmmm.........
very suspicious.............

>>7960025
i'm not actually named nicotine are you fucking stupid

>>7960025
You are an embarrassment to all bullies.

>>7960028
your hair is really pretty

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why are they smiling?

>>7960030
I'm not a bully tho :c

>>7960030
snickerdoodle is emotionally and physically incapable of bullying anyone though

>>7960028
God why do you keeo reposting your uggo self? You're not cute please kill yourself.
>>7960031
Youre ugly and gross.
You're a loser who smokes
Immediately yoy are shit

>>7960027
I'll try not to freak out but damn is it hard
I'm just scared I'll push her away or something
ut she's patient with me luckily
might be a good idea for me to switch too by the sounds of it
I have been so emotional lately
hopefully they help you
emotions are weird

>>7960025
>>7960033
^^^^^^^^^^^^^this
you're kind of a joke

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>>7960042

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>>7960036
>>7960039
hmmmmmmmmm..........................
>>7960041
maybe she's created this bully alter-ego to let off steam
really makes you think....

>>7960042
you're not very good at this. im not giving you any more (You)s until you clean up your act

>>7960047
I'm alittle offended

>tfw bucket jaw

>>7960055
I'm just playin snickers
everyone knows you're a certified cinnamon roll


but still...........

I admiti have been saying somewhat mean things...

>>7960036
it's got a nice texture but it's ultra ultra fine which means I can't style it or shape it at all :(

>>7960059
GASP.gif

>>7960059
I'm gonna have to put on a trip aren't I

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>finish up writing a couple of discovery motions, preparing proofs of service, format everything, get it ready for service and submission
>look at the clock
>it's fucking 4 am
i think im addicted to the law.

they call me snickerdoodle because I love snickers and I love doodles

>>7960060
You are insanelt fucking ugly

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>>7960047
>maybe she's created this bully alter-ego to let off steam
i like to imagine that snickerdoodle's idea of bullying is to bake a tray of cookies, but only offer you the one that's slightly smaller than the others

then she feels bad about it for the entire day

sigh

>>7960065
they called me vanessa and pushed me into their van

>>7960069
Suck my transbjan dick

>>7960068
baking cookies is fun

I'm the bully anon
yoy are so fking stupid

stop imposters

>>7960025
saying that isn't gonna work very well when you've never even seen a picture of me in girlmode :P usually the only selfies I ever post are ones where I think I look uniquely surrealistically ugly or bizarre even by my standards in total boy mode out of self hate, thats so you can't get any real criticism in since secretly I'm super insecure or whatever, pretty clever rite

>>7960027
I am now pretty much, ty! Skype and messenger are all I have installed rn though just got a new phone

>>7960074
>illiterate person calling people stupid

Really girls?


Grow up

okayyyy so i guess i have to make an official trip now to stop the imposters

this is me do NOT reply to bullies who impersonate me

>>7960077
trip on quid

>>7960077
but my trip is my vintage original trip
check the archives

Guys this isn't funny stop pretending to be me!! >.<

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>walk to the coffee machine
>start blushing because crowded space
>coffee machine not working
>walk back, blushing even harder because I'm ashamed of my blushing

>>7960080
>>7960081
fake and gay

*sucks ur penor*

hehe

>>7960083
>>7960084
>>7960081
>>7960080
WTF
none of those are my trip

>>7960085
are you me?

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>tfw they found a way to clone snicklerdoodle and bring us more of her
>tfw the clones are all defective and evil

>>7960092
unsure

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Gas the kikes race war NOW

>>7960078
Listen here you pieve of fat bird looking shit.


Youre ugly as fuck
Like legit you look like a huge retard. I feel sorry for you...

>>7960087
Fuck off

>>7960096
>fat

Omg anon called me fat :3 it's happening!