/mtfg/: male to fink you freaky and I like you a lot general

nim thread

does anyone like funky wunky music

nim thread

Reminder to do voice training and not to slack since it won't happen by itself.

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I found a weird lump about the size of a small marble on my thigh
Am I gonna die
wtf is it
Why does scary stuff keep happening
Is it okay?

Nim AND Evangeline thread

>>7934865
i like funk, yes.
who do you like?
James Brown? George Clinton? Parliment?

>>7934877
amen

i just wish my mom would stop having a wonky schedule so i can keep doing lessons

it's been more than a week now and we had a breakthrough last time ;-;

>>7934880
what's our otp name?

>>7934879
it might be a pimple

>>7934876
Threadly reminder drake is here to exploit young trans children and has posted child porn

>>7934891
I think it's too big

gay sex thread

>>7934889
evanim

if my chin and jawline weren't bad id be okay :(

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>>7934893
next at 11, completely believable accusations

>>7934889
Evangernim

>>7934898
that's not very creative

>>7934883
uhhhh

i just like groovy stuff with a catchy kick!

like this!

https://youtu.be/6okxuiiHx2w

>>7934894
thigh pimples get big

Evangemi
Duh

what about niva

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>>7934910
>tfw you still like funkytown

>>7934910
oh yeah, i liked that song when it came out
thats....
lol
i mean that has some funk elements yeah
try this:
https://youtu.be/BV0l9mEw6Q4

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>>7934723
i used masc voice this time.
https://clyp.it/1a1f4rls

i'll try to do better next time

>>7934911
But it doesn't look like a pimple

>>7934919
You sound a lot like Karen Strauss.

Same intonation and everything.

>>7934919
your voice passes but idk what the hell youre talking about

>tfw you're not in boogie wonderland rn

>>7934920
what does it look like?

>>7934900
Wait are you going back to denying it now

Holy shit

>>7934919
>"""""masc""""" voice

Undertale made me cry
even the soundtrack makes me cry
aaaa

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>>7934923
lol

>>7934924
i was shitposting

>>7934923
I meant to say Karen Straughan*

Derped out a bit there

>>7934920
maybe you're multiplying

>>7934924
post your girlvoice drake

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>>7934929
Did you try the genocide ending yet?

>>7934924
This is called negging you compliment something but immediately say something negative

It's what cheap pick up artists do

Sad really

>>7934919
Hahaha, you kept that clyp where you read that doujin.
https://clyp.it/user/mobcingr

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>>7934928
i'm being serious

>>7934926
Just like a bump
>>7934932
I'm worried I'm in danger of dying :c

>>7934935
i was going to
but then i got to goatmom
and then i realized i'd actually feel really shitty if i did
so i stopped

>>7934900
I think people would like you more if you stuck to posting nice animals

>>7934937
yup, that's where i read copypastas & shitposts

>>7934943
>tfw killed gotemama on my first run through because I wasn't sure how else to do it

>>7934940
>Just like a bump
http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/ss/slideshow-boils

>>7934889
Neon Genesis EvangelliNim

>tfw you went the pacifist route then immediately went the genocide route

>>7934936
because i insult you?
kek
youve said that word so many times as an anon its really funny

>>7934934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtbZNRHYOp

>>7934944
i cant find a reason to care
specifically your opinion means very very little to me

>>7934949
the part of the game made me cry for an hour because fictional character goatmom is better than my irl mom

>>7934949
youre supposed to tho
its the normal route

>>7934953
It doesn't look like that

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>>7934903
evangemi?

>>7934879
have you shaved your legs? maybe infected ingrown hair (a pimple)

it's probably just a cyst (pimple), but if it's that big it's probably kind of deep and will be painful

>>7934944
i'm pretty sure he's just doing that to be like me

>>7934894
You call it a cyst once it's large enough. Can you tell how near the surface it is? It's going to need to be opened and drained. Just don't squeeze it. If it opens into your bloodstream it could give you sepsis.

>>7934966
Just spare her for around 10-12 times and she basically gives up
no killing involved and can be done on neutral route

>>7934963
Aww, hugg.

>>7934944
i would like him more if her were in an urn or 6 feet under the dirt, but w/e
>>7934957
?

do i sound like an emily

>>7934971
I don't think it's a cyst, pretty sure it isn't

>>7934960
bummer

>>7934957
I got halfway through genocide and got bored
after the pacifist run it just felt kinda lazy ezmode to kill everything

>>7934918
sometimes the funk is too much ;-;

>>7934975
Girl voice Emi sounds like an Emily, yeah.

>>7934960
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtbZNRHYOp
you are already talking in a raised pitch
you just need to talk through your nose instead of from your diaphragm and chest

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so i guess the clyp i made was ok?

>>7934972
obviously
everyone played undertale several times months ago

>>7934975
you sound like a catherine

>>7934974
pakis are the people who live in the dirt
not whites
youre comparing us to your own '''people'''

>>7934986
wowzers tell me more

>>7934979
yeah so did i

i was kinda over undertale at the point anyway

>>7934989
>everyone played undertale several times months ago
i have never played undertale

debate me

>>7934988
It was nice, yeah.

>>7934973
:<
im pretty sure if my upbringing was normal
then i'd be normal

>>7934981
lmao it was too funky for you
kek
ahhh, let see, let me find something more sanitized for you then:
https://youtu.be/uE7cXnXoDzA

>>7934993
just try speaking through your nose and post that first

>>7934989
oooo catherine is a pretty name

i was friends with a catherine, i called her cat

>>7934975
I like emi ><

>>7935008
emi is just a nickname though :)

>>7934997
its a good game
thats worth a few replays for different endings

but its not the godsend new messiah game that tumblrites obsess over

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>>7934991

not sure about posting my face. Still 100% boy and currently have a beard due to laziness

>>7934982
:3

>>7935012
i used to not shave out of laziness too :<

>>7935010
so is eva, the entire name is long ^^

What's wrong with me

>>7935012
I honestly can't say. Try it and see for yourself, I guess.

>>7934986
Yah she inflected like a girl in that she has enough range if she worked a little harder
>>7935011
>I like little kids games too
>I sometimes bait them into my van with them

>>7935012
Apparently some autists here keep entire wikis of trips including every picture or unsee you'll ever upload with scripts.

But uh, if you want an honest opinion, you'll probably have to do it.

>>7935016
depression is a bitch. constantly a battle between dysphoria and apathy with me haha.

>>7935017
ill only call you evangeline when im mad like im your mom or something :3

>>7935023
source?

>>7935004
for some amazing hard to believe reason im not too interested

>>7935022
so you liking horizon makes you a pedophile?

its good to know but i think even a kid wouldnt want to get too close to you

the ol 'mommy, is that a boy or a girl?' thing

im sure you hear it a ton

>>7935022
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtbZNRHYOp
>>7934986
>>7934960
don't listen to shit advice, talking through your nose is going to make you sound like a falsetto faggot... just raise your pitch and speak from your mouth without having your chest vibrate or resonate, literally so straight forward...

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>>7935018
you're metamorphosing

it's gonna be okay, just put a hot compress on it a few times a day

>>7935012
shave!

>>7935025
my mom usually uses eva or evs

you can use whichever you want

>>7935022
>Yah she inflected like a girl in that she has enough range if she worked a little harder
yeah she needs to get her voice out of her chest, because her chest needs all the room it can muster for boobs

>>7935026
The fags won't even link the wiki.

>>7935023
well that isn't exactly encouraging. fuck. I'm semi known on the internet so this probably isn't a good idea. Oh well.

>>7935024
yeah there's an apathetic aspect to it

having facial hair hurt but no one called how i looked anyway so depressed-me could have an excuse not to shave

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>>7935035
its not hard to find at all

>>7935031
uhuh

>>7935033
*puts hands on hips*

evs! you clean your room right now!

>>7935026
Well there's definitely somebody who saves every picture, not sure about a wiki. http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/7864867/#7866261

>>7935031
>don't listen to shit advice, talking through your nose is going to make you sound like a falsetto faggot
no it isnt
falsetto is entirely throat movement from raising pitch
and yes, speaking through your mouth instead of your chest is the same as speaking through your nose

>>7935018
You're emotionally volatile, like most trannies.

Unless you mean the leg thing, in which case I have no idea (try poking it though)

>>7935042
yeah it's chara

>>7935043
>Unless you mean the leg thing, in which case I have no idea (try poking it though)
the reasons hon sound so bad is cause they sound so nasally... talking through your nose is just bad advice imo

>>7935039
Then fucking post it.

>>7935040
I don't think I have ever been talked to like that though, I was good ^^

>>7935029
>for some amazing hard to believe reason im not too interested
you gotta train your voice if you want to sound cute!

>>7935039
>its not hard to find at all
link

>>7935052
you sucking at googling is your problem

>>7935047
dont think so

>>7935043
im glad you guys are arguing now so i dont have to talk about this

>>7935053
*puts hands on hips*

evs! you come to bed and kiss me right now!

>>7935057
Chara actually does save everyone's pictures

>>7935057
>im glad you guys are arguing now so i dont have to talk about this
you do, go ahead and try to girlvoice :)

>>7935023
i know this probably won't be believed, but i invented the "chaser discord" and the "/mtfg/ wiki" a while back, and neither of those things actually exist

i do save pics though (including the unsees), and i just like to namedrop the chaser discord every now and then because i like the reactions and the (you)s

>>7935060
oh gosh ><

>>7935067
or get punished!

>>7935042
ahhh i want to see the full list

>>7935065
Yeah, I figured the idea of a chaser discord and wiki was dumb, but the script to save all pictures and unsees is definitely real.

>>7935064
anons telling me who i am gets really boring

>>7935062
youre just gullible enough to believe everything she says

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>>7935051
Same.
>>7935057
Tried, actually.

>>7935072
sorry I'm new, what are unsees?

>>7935073
she posted her folders before
on the discord server you were kicked out of

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thank fuck ive only got one more day to go until the weekend
i just need a day to cry
and maybe go out and make myself feel better

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>>7935069

>>7935078
>right click on explorer
>click create folder
>write a name
>instantly fool dumb 17 year olds

>>7935082
i-i mean business!

>>7935051
same
>>7935077
unsee.cc
it deletes pictures you upload after a set amount of time and overlay the viewer's IP address over the picture

>>7935070
>ahhh i want to see the full list
i'm too lazy to put it into a single screenshot, but it's 138 trips so far + 1 folder for all unidentified anons

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>>7935042
Have you all forgot about this?

>>7935084
What is your problem exactly?
You jump straight to the attack at every opportunity.

>>7935032
People don't metamorph... or whatever

>>7935094
>2.58 TB
what the fuck

>>7935084
>put childporn in it
>give it to everyone

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>>7935096
>What is your problem exactly?
I can tell you your problem
You give him one mirrion (You)s
One
mirrrion
(You)s

>>7935096
youre just saying dumb things
that im replying to
dont take it seriously and go read a book or something

>>7935094
thats like twice my hard drive space
its hilarious
i bet half of it is oryx

>>7935093
aww please? maximize the window and make the icons small.

>>7935103
Yeah, probably
I wish I was on my PC rn so I could filter him

>>7935084
> calls 17 yos dumb
> is a child himself

>>7935085
as many as you want ^^

anne thread

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>>7935107
I don't really care where you are, you're all capable of ignoring him
Replying to Drake and then wondering what his problem is is just fucking dumb

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>>7935094
that's some next level autism
>2.58TB
jesus christ

>>7935094
>2.58TB
jelly

>>7935108
if she didnt act so dumb i wouldnt call dumb
its a very easy pattern

>>7935113
all i had to do was talk about your hideous growing acne and it got an instant meltdown from you though

>>7935109
h-heheh

>>7935114
ye
it even has you in it

thats just how far he's gone

>>7935113
You didn't mind giving him (You)s when he was nice to you

>>7935120
not to mention sheen

>>7935110
no i said it was nim thread

>>7935120
>someone saving my pics
truly he is a sad man

>>7935126
yeah

now its anne thread tho

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>>7935121
For a moment I entertained the idea that perhaps he can change and if I am nice to him I can get him to listen and stop being mean to people.
I learned some children don't like to listen.

>>7935121
no kiddin
very very snake like despite the contrast in her caterpillar eyebrows

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Am I safe
I don't wanna die
I really don't wanna die
I don't feel safe

>>7935125
Sheen pics are comfy, I have them framed by my bed and pretend like she's reading me a bedtime story every night.

>>7935128
no i want it to be nim thread still

>>7935128
it's a nim thread
>>7935135
ask mom to look at it

>>7935129
You didn't listen when people tried telling you this is how it'd go

>>7935135
You're not gonna die. Just get a doctor to take a look at it and you'll be fine.

>>7935120
I'm not a turboautist, but even I have an Ambiance folder. I'm pretty casual though, so it's only 9 pics (so far).

I wish I could get a proper script working like some other anons, especially one that keeps running when my computer's off.

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>>7935094
fucking spooky...

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>>7935139
I'm stupid and crazy okay?

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>>7935141

>>7935139
i started bullying her because she called me scrawny desu
i know im skinny but she was doing that gossipy thing so i figured i might as well just go back to bullying her

>>7935138
It's in a really embarrassing spot, I can't
>>7935140
I don't wanna go to a doctor if I don't have to

>>7935146
Its best to. Its probably not much but you gotta be sure, better safe than sorry, right?

>>7935146
see a doctor, just explain what's going on to your mom

"I have a weird lump on my leg, I think I should have a doctor see it" "can I see it" "it's in a bad spot for that...."

>>7935145
you're scrawny but thats good for when you start HRT

im really hoping my derm can cure the redness in my face ;-;

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>>7935146
it's a cyst cindy

these things happen

i wouldn't bother with a doctor unless it becomes an open sore that won't heal or if you're immunocompromised

put a hot compress on it 3+ times a day, it'll go away

your mom squeezed you out of her crotch and can handle looking at a cyst on your inner thigh

>>7935149
Last time I was scared about something I didnt need a doctor
I don't think it'd be worth it
>>7935152
I talked to my mom about it
I just wanna wait and see if I can find out what it is for now, I really don't want to have a doctor look there...

>>7935156
pretty sure its been a very long time
do people still think that
even though theres been like 0 indication

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>>7935148
comfy game desu
>>7935141
keep up the collectin', anon

>>7935137
naaaaaaaah its my turn now

>>7935138
was*

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>>7935093
>>7935106
please anon

>>7935159
I don't think it's a cyst though, it doesn't look like one

>>7935161
It'll probably be fine either way. Just try not to worry too much.

>>7935141
if you want a script to keep running when your computer is off you would have to run it on a server

>>7935161
you really don't need to worry about doctors at all, they have seen and dealt with almost anything. it will be okay, just go and ask for help
>>7935158
I'm nervous about my derm thing too

>>7935165
>:C

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i don't believe that wanting mayonaise, pizza, pickles, & chocolate fudge brownies 24/7 is a thing that's only for pregnant women, drake.
i think you were exaggerating

>>7935167
no, it freaks people out for some reason and they give me mean (you)s
why, are you wondering if i have a folder on you or something?

>>7935174
In just really not okay with letting anybody see me there, I'm really insecure about it
I'd rather take a little risk...

>cant make any funny post because i dont properly know if its a nim or an anne thread

>>7935161
It's probably a calcium deposit.

>>7935177
i haven't posted pictures. i'm just curious how extensive your collection is.

>>7935177
Yeah I would prefer if you kept it to yourself

>>7935182
it's a nim thread don't worry

>>7935162
except for the fact you act exactly like Kayla used to and the fact you are hanging around in a tranny thread for no good reason

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>>7935174


>>7935190
nah its an anne thread right now

>>7935181
they are a doctor though so it is. what if it's something really bad?

like I know how bad it feels, I getting my skin checked out next week and I will end up in one of those gowns but it's necessary to get help. stuff like this is like a bandaid, better to just get it over with as fast as you can manage

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>>7935177
how many pictures of me do you have

>>7935176
what u saying i love fudge brownies
i havent had them just plain like that though in a very long time

i didnt mean pizza either i meant pizza with weird toppings
trannies and pregnant women eat very very weird food

>>7935194
except i give my reason every day
its just your bias that makes it a not good one lad
and comparing me to one other person on the earth when theres 8 billion humans is really silly

like if i liked the color red and a tranny does that must mean im a tranny

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>>7935196

>>7935177
how many pictures of me do you have and which ones?
im just wondering bc curiosity
actually i kind of wanna ask you about a couple of trips cause theres a certain [rare] pic i want, but i've already outed myself as a giant fucking weirdo, so nvm

>>7935196
where's the proof

>>7935110
thread instantly got 100x better

>>7935205
what a creepy little paki you are

>>7935202
>except i give my reason every day
no you dont
all you say every day is
>I have already said why I stay here
you never actually answer it

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>>7935197
I just don't wanna see a doctor
I just can't do it

Should u go to uni when you have a headache and feel dizzy?

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>>7935203

>>7935207
oh its right here:>>7935110

>>7935211
i do what i can

>>7935217
you can do it though!!!

>>7935221
Do they have mandatory attendance?

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>cis republican women pass bill to target trans girls
>trans girls all pass and super fem because they're afraid of you
>100% of all people beaten by police and removed from the bathroom in NC are short haired cis women

>>7935223
UNLIMITED FLIGHT PLANS

why does this faggot keep saying i'm pakistani lol
has he like
not seen a southern asian person before?
is he that fucking retarded??
>>7935223
pls do more
this place needs Jesus, genocide, and cleaning fire
>>7935221
yes

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>>7935224
I can't and I probably don't need to
Going through all that for nothing but a little peace of mind isn't worth it

how 2 lern 2 dress like girl?

>>7935226
War against nonpassers. Even the cis. The future is beauty and androgynous

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>>7935226

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Who here remembers plague?

>>7935230
you CAN though

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>>7935202
well, maybe.
but maybe it isn't weird or pregnant-woman-like to put apple mint jelly in oatmeal, or mayo on pizza, or to want maple doughnuts w/ red pepper flakes or bananas w/ tomato sauce.
sounds pretty normal to me

>go to doctor and get weighed
>148 lbs
>eat multiple pizzas, tendies, ribs in the last two weeks
>weigh self in bathroom
>146.4 pounds
???????

>>7935226
gotta love people who are "small government" but wanna regulate where I piss.

:)))

>>7935234
lmfao
damn
so you're a real oldfag then
i never understood why he kept coming back to the tc

>>7935229
you look like one and act just as creepy as one
trying to make an anon give you rare pics of trips lol

i can practically see you sitting on a pucket in a mud shack

>>7935216
lol
ask anybody else maybe
idk how unfortunate of a timing youd have to have
or if youre just being silly

>>7935235
I CANT
I'm never going to let anyone see me there

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>>7935230
its okay your doctor will probably not look like this so you wont have to blush

>>7935238
>tendies
I too have been eating tendies.

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how fucked am I if I start to transition this late?

>>7935238
Differences between scales.

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>>7935226
>>7935232
>trans girls all pass and super fem because they're afraid of you

KEK

>>7935234
yeah he was nice

>>7935240
wasn't that like 1 year ago how is that oldfag

>>7935234
W-who is this person? What is their story?

>>7935244
how would you get laser or surgery then?

>>7935241
>ask anybody else maybe
>idk how unfortunate of a timing youd have to have
>or if youre just being silly
or maybe you're sweating because you don't have a good reason other than being trans to stay here and try to denigrate everyone

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>transition specifically to invade women's spaces and make them uncomfortable
>tfw my protections get removed by trump

>>7935250
uhh
wasn't that 2014?
idr
cause i didn't hang around tinychats and shit any other time

>>7935247
Not that bad, shave and get on HRT.

>>7935229
well i always thought you were chinese
>this place needs Jesus, genocide, and cleaning fire
this is true but i like
im the hero mtfg deserves, but not the one it needs right now

>>7935238
we are the same, you and i

>>7935232
I'm too cute for your binaries
>>7935233
She got ripped out while pooping with her pants down thrown outside and tasted 5 times for being a "man" what the hell is wrong with white people seriously
>>7935239
It's all states rights and small government until you want to have two penises in the same bed

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Y'know even though I felt sorta uncomfortable having the people at the doctor's office say my girl name out loud to call me over in the lobby, it felt kinda nice to hear someone call me that name in public. Even if I still look like a gross guy
>>7935217
seeing a doctor and being uncomfortable is better than the risk of not getting it checked out

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>>7935231
go to the store and buy what you'd normally buy but from the women's section

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>>7935252
I don't know
I don't know

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>>7935238
different scales

the doctor's scale is probably calibrated

mine have always said I'm heavier than my home scales

>>7935244
ur getting srs eventually tho?

i don't think you need a doctor, just wait a few days and put a hot compress on it!

but rly doctors won't care, they learned on corpses and then random people, they've seen (and smelled) it all

>>7935246
they better have been with BBQ sauce

i got some good news btw! my mom has been coming home at weird times because all the kids she sees in pre-school are in spring break this week! so next week stuff will go back to normal!

this made me really happy, i don't know why i didn't realize it on my own

>>7935259
>pooping
they were right to do it

>>7935254
cucked by your own side!

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>>7935258
do you eat the bottom crust off your pizza before eating it too

>>7935255
idk I'm not sure I thought it was later

I remember him talking with sophie and cheska he was nice

I also remember you definitely were around at that time because you came on cam one time and I thought the memes about you being cis were true

>>7935268
She's obviously part man, girls don't poop

>>7935262
I'm just worried about the slim chance it's a tumor or something that needs to be checked by a doc right now. please just go get it checked out, doctors have seen thousands upon thousands, they don't care about the stuff your worried about at all

>>7935274
exactly!

>>7935265
barbacue sauce sounds pretty good

>>7935253
yes this internet text conversation is making me sweat

can you buy me some more towels

>>7935274
you dont poop, do you?

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>>7935254

>>7935253
It's probably just super hot in his moms attic where they keep her

>>7935271
whats the rationale behind this

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is pooping agp

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>>7935275
But I care
This crap keeps happening to me
I can't stand this world
Maybe it's better if I die

>>7935237
>>7935202
maybe if you went on hormones, it would pretty normal to you

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>>7935259
>She got ripped out while pooping with her pants down thrown outside and tasted 5 times for being a "man"
FUCKING LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>what the hell is wrong with white people seriously
u tell me. i dont associate w/ur kind 2bqph
>>7935258
yeah, ur close
im not chinese, I'm mongolian
but same difference really

we need u
So, we'll hunt you, because you can take it. Because youre not our hero. You're a silent guardian. A watchful protector. ....

>>7935279
what girlname should I get embroidered on them?

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>>7935285
where do your folks put you
do they let you outside or are they too embarrassed their boy became a freak

>>7935250
>>7935255
It was exactly 1 year ago: March 17, 2016.

>>7935284
ill invade your space too cutie ;)

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>>7935274
I was wondering what the hell was going on. I started taking Estrogen ~8 months ago and I've been really worried about constipation. I haven't pooped since I first felt my breasts bud.

>>7935287
>is pooping agp
yes very much so

>>7935288
You're gonna be alright Cindy.

>>7935288
Look, as someone in the medical field I'd say absolutely get it looked at. We don't get grossed out by bodies, really. After dissecting bodies and dealing with ER shifts where people literally shit or bleed to death on us, or see someone's guts hanging out of them, a body with a bump doesn't even register to us.

>>7935296
>exactly 1 year ago
lol thats funny

>>7935273
oh
hmm idk then
i mean i've come into the tinychats periodically over the years, but the only time i really "hung out" was in 2014
but you're totally right that was probably like 2015 or later if sophie and cheska were there
idr when the "i'm cis" meme started

>tfw bf takes you to Waffle House after you get to his place
>tfw it's your home now

>>7935286
because papa john's crust tastes like cardboard

so if i eat all the crust off then when i eat the actual pizza it won't invade my tastebuds

and i can shove the entire slice in my mouth at once

>>7935288
remember that doctors are different the normal people, they are desensitized to just about everything, you don't have to worry about what they will think for mostly anything. just please go see one, dying isn't better ;_;

>>7935271
nah i usually just fold it and eat it all at once

ur thing is cool too tho

>>7935291
.....i want mongolian food now
or chinese food
or just some americanized approximation of some sort of asian food, preferably with noodles of some sort

> A watchful protector. ....
a dark knight

>>7935305
thats really stupid

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>>7935297

i'm going to get a pizza from dominos today
means i can't eat anything else though
fick today is going to be a long day rip

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>>7935292
if we just ignore drake she'll transition so she can get attention again

>>7935304
nice

>>7935271
>not eating pizza with a knife and fork

>>7935301
>>7935306
I just can't see a doctor
I just can't
I can't

>>7935306
The more of a big deal patients make about something the more we remember it desu

If I had some 16 year old that was fighting and crying and laying in the lobby screaming she was dying but didn't want to see the doctor we'd all laugh about it to the grave

If I had some 16 year old come in for suspected cancer or something and showed it and we diagnosed and cleared it we wouldn't remember it over the 100,000,000 other people we do this routinely to

>>7935317
this is getting ridiculous

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>>7935296
K
E
MOTHERFUCKING
K

welp, I guess my memory is shit then
>>7935304
im happy for you pleb
>>7935305
so....why dont you just order from somewhere other than papa johns lol
>>7935307
lets go to panda express
desu
i only like americanized asian foods so yah
i like noodles

a....a dark knight?...you dont say....

>>7935313
Space the pizza throughout the day, clearly.

>>7935313
>starving yourself for the sake of having a single, delicious meal
what would /fit/ say, sertii?

>>7935325
wow way to ruin the pizza zna!!!

>>7935317
?
the way you phrased this made it sound like their are people who eat pizza with their hands lol

>>7935313
>means i can't eat anything else though
why is this?

>>7935327
'get out tranny'

>>7935322
fuck you, i eat pizza with an ice cream scoop

>>7935328
Is it really ruined? Or is it merely savored for longer than you were going to originally?

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>>7935329
b-but I eat pizza with my hands?!? Since when is that not normal? What world is this?

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>>7935313
being trans and /fit/ sounds hard
maybe make a chopped salad for dinner without cheese or avocado and dress it very lightly

>>7935318
You can!!!!!

>>7935333
In America, a lot of people eat pizza with their hands (especially takeout pizza)

>>7935333
this picture gave me dysphoria.

>>7935304
heckin dreamy

>>7935333
uhh
i mean i eat everything with a fork and knife or chopsticks, except for like...hard cookies

like...what are you, some kind of animal?

that girl is very pretty btw
is she gay?

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ok, there can't be so few people here who want their food to not be plain or boring.
is it really not normal to want food to not be boring?
hasn't anybody here tried escargot, or frog legs?
people need to be more adventurous, maybe impulsive, even

I would never touch a piece of pizza with a fork unless it was deep dish.

you are all fucking monsters.

>>7935338
that will be you in a year

>>7935327
Iintermittent Fasting :^)
/fit/ would be proud

>>7935329
doesn't fit my calories

>>7935332
no it's ruined, you want to eat it all at once
This way I would have spent all day thinking abt when i can have my next slice
Plus i have shit to do and places to be so carrying a pizza box around is impractical.

>>7935334
nah, cutting at 148lbs is hard
once i start lifting it'll get better

>>7935335
It doesn't look that bad... it looks smaller
It's smaller than a dime
I don't need a doctor
I can't see a doctor

>>7935322
nah man
you get one of those pizzas from Von's that's not all soggy after you bake it and eat it with a knife and fork
it's patrician taste
bonus points if you put spicy peppers like jalapeno or habanero on the pizza
>>7935329
right?

>>7935324
I DO WANT TO ORDER FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE

HUNGRY. HOWIES. PIZZA.

BUT THE DUMMIES AT THIS HUNGRY HOWIES DON'T KNOW HOA TO MAKE GARLIC BUTTER CRUST

SO I CAN'T ORDER FROM THEM ANYMORE UNLESS MY MOM DRIVES TO THE OLD STORE AND GETS ME ONE

i want my howies back ;-;

>>7935342
ikr

i bet they eat with toppings too

>>7935345
I remember being told in school that anything larger then the top a pencil eraser should get checked out

>>7935349
It's not so big
It's mostly flat

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>>7935343
:3
why would you say something so nice like this?

I can't tell if you are being genuinely nice or making fun of me because I will never be that cute do to my skull and skeleton.

idk

>>7935296
was he the guying talking to cheska on sophie on tc?

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>>7935344
>doesn't fit my calories
only eat half the cookies ya dingus
>>7935342
>implying i'm not merely the civilized person
ok
>>7935347
theres not another pizza place closer?
>>7935346
honestly i'm kind of appalled rn
a thread full of fuckn animals

>>7935350
I think they meant diameter, like how big around, there is likely more under the skin, get it checked out, talk to you mom about it more, pleas ;_;

>>7935347
hungry howies is nasty
just continue to survive on a steady diet of papa john's

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>>7935341
Pic related is the most exotic thing I tried. It was so awful I reflexively spit it out in the process of trying to chew it.
Would try again, if only to say I swallowed some of it/10.
>>7935344
Get a lunchbox?

FFS WHEN

>>7935358
never ;-;

>>7935355
I DONT CANT I CANT I HAVE TO BE FINE I CANT SEE A DOCTOR I DONT WANT TO DIE

>>7935338
Sorry Zheanna, I have a lot of pics of girls I want to look like and that's one. Guess it's dysphoric for me too, but inspiring also

>>7935358
tomorrow

>>7935353
the pizza is like 1300 calories, i weigh like 150, thats pretty much it if i wanna cut

>>7935357
>fresh pizza in a lunchbox

zna stop you're making me depressed
class will smell anyway if i eat pizza there

>>7935361
If you don't want to die then you should probably see a doctor. What are you more afraid of, someone who can help you or death?

>>7935353
not like my baby howies~