Suporn graduate 2018 edition (not really ;_;)
• Informed consent providers https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
previous >>7932075
nim thread
elflanna a cute
>>7933661
they have washing machines in middle earth?
Nice thread
>>7933666
no she came her from middle earth to live among us
>>7933633
lol
That feel when boy
>>7933668
p bad decision tbf
>>7933666
they need to wash their cum soaked panties all memes aside ngl tbqh
there once was a chaplain from kings
who talked of god and such things
but his only desire
was a boy from the choir
with a bottom like jelly on springs
>>7933661
Elanna is absurdly cute, but she drops like three points of attractiveness when she smiles with her teeth showing.
>top half of my face is oily
>bottom half is super dry
Aaaahhh what am I supposed to do, I can't fix half of my face without messing up the other half ><
hey evryone whats up gamgirls
>>7933661
>tfw elf(male)
>>7933683
Treat half of your face one way, and half the other.
>>7933683
combination skin desu
>>7933620
yes, express option
>>7933629
if i do will you buy me greggs
>>7933683
>wipe off oil from top half of face
>wipe it on bottom half of face
problem solved
>>7933682
>not teaching yourself to have a cute soft, closed-mouth smile when you were 8
damn scrubs
first congress budget passed in 6 years lads
>>7933688
you can bite anything and everything you want
>>7933685
pls don't listen to the new ghost in the shell soundtrack
i regret that decision, they fucked it up
>>7933670
if youre this super concerned with your appearance, getting down to the low range of what is considered healthy for bmi (under 20) will almost certainly make you more feminine looking
its something you absolutely have control over too
personally I don't find it fun to be that small, it takes a lot of effort and self-denial over a fairly long period of time, but you will look more feminine
estrofem snug as a bug under my tongue~
>>7933682
My solution is to just never be happy
It's working out so far
>>7933684
>tfw no one to play jet set radio with
pls dont waste your one life watching anime. I fucked up
>>7933699
enticing, enticing. biting what i want is a very generous offer.
>>7933710
just give a lil cheeky smirk instead of a smile
>>7933695
Good news if you're a statist.
>>7933706
Keep trying then?
Anyone else get a fear after staring at their ceiling for a couple of minutes that it might collapse and crush them
>>7933695
>first budget passed since last time congress and the executive branch were controlled by the same party
Wow
I'm totally shocked
>>7933712
Too late
Irreversible anime side effects have already set in on me
>>7933706
just go to a dermatologist you dummy
>>7933714
I'm generally ok with anything as long as I make people happy
I like to please people
>>7933716
dont you think youve gone a little too far politically when you have a word to call the people you dont like who believe in statistics
>>7933727
haha...good one drake..
>>7933719
>tfw anime turned me into a girl
I didn't sign up for this
>>7933727
oh man dude just don't even
so many people are too far gone
it would be just as effective talking to a goat or a brick wall and expecting anything
>>7933736
its just when you need to use a word to demonize people who use STATISTICS
it should pretty much tell you what side youre on
>>7933743
people here are**
Reminder you guys just speak in falsettos and are pretty violent. You scare me desu.
>>>/gif/10217011
i officially have a funny youtube boyfriend, just like Isla
>>7933752
I'm not violent I'm scared of physical conflict :(
my only skill in a confrontation is running away
>>7933752
heh
have you met haylee yet?
she's fun
also hi :)
>>7933739
That's why real men don't watch anime. Keep your children away.
>>7933752
I'm not violent (anymore). Besides the only thing I can do in a fight is Kamen Rider and Super Sentai poses....
>>7933752
holy shit lol hons can be pretty cool sometimes I guess
>>7933759
are you talkin about me
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>7933739
I was a good Christian boy before anime corrupted my morals
>>7933760
hideyoshi
so cute!
>>7933752
if youre a gross looking hunn and you decide to live in a city with roaming packs of monkeys that poor judgement is your own fault
>>7933741
>>7933732
you are scared a doctor will make fun you? someone who could keep giving him money if you end up liking him? just try, ask someone to go with you if you can
>>7933767
Why are you at home, don't you have uni or work?
go be productive
>>7933752
thats an actor who specifically dressed up like that to try and see if anyone would come to his defence when he got acosted
>>7933767
maybe
in a good way tho
anon might be interested to meet you :)
>>7933770
Based...
>>7933739
Saaaame, I just wanna be yui :p
>>7933740
Yea if the next stuff I try doesn't work I'm probably gonna try that
>>7933768
>tfw altar boy turned completely degenerate
>>7933771
I wish this was my life
>>7933752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNljRBy23ks
>>7933785
>tfw was an altar boy too
Are we just doomed to be degenerates by doing that
>>7933782
Good luck!
>>7933785
It already kinda is, desu. She never actually gets any from the orc and is a virgin.
http://imgur.com/gallery/9LPp4
http://imgur.com/gallery/NvbUK
my grandma sends me religious texts and pictures everyday but I don't have the heart to tell her to stop. anyone wants some jesus pics?
>>7933785
I was an alter boy too :|
the priests were all really nice to me desu
once a candle fell off the pole I was carrying right before we were going to bring them up to mass and I remember one of the priests being really lighthearted about it and not making me feel bad about it
>>7933801
Post 'em.
>>7933752
oh shit we got a vocal expert!
reminder that you probably don't even understand what falsetto really is
>>7933796
you know who ;)
>>7933801
thats fucked up
be nice to your grandma you gross estrogen abomination
>>7933801
She sounds nice, post them.
>>7933817
i am always nice to my grandma, you testosterone abomination
>>7933814
Oh~
It's you. Okayy. c:
I hate showers
>>7933825
want you to hold me down
>>7933822
dont gotta post her shit when shes just being a nice grammy lad
>>7933824
>oh hey ur that trip I want to violently facefuck
LmaO, you know I don't have a falsetto fem voice, right? https://clyp.it/yaxdvbqf
>how you been
good. are you a cis chaser? why do you come here.
>>7933812
Not that anon, but what is it that falsetto really is?
>>7933829
Aw, how come? They're so comfy.
>>7933830
I know you do. That's expected.
What makes you think you deserve that kind of attention, mmh? Have you been good?
>>7933836
is it just a new tranny meme word
why do you guys invent soooo many
>>7933838
severe body issues...
>>7933801
hahah yes
jesus ruined my people and now i need to bully your grandmas spiritual choices fucking based...
>>7933792
I think so, either that or religion is repression in one way or another
I want to meet myself when I was younger. That would be hilarious.
>>7933808
Yeah I actually quite liked the priest that we had for a few years. Really nice guy.
He died tho ;_;
>>7933797
God fucking dammit
I'm not a virgin tho
>>7933832
>ywn do the mamushka with uncle fester
why live?
dont care bout the voice you're cute
>cis chaser
I think I'm a chaser, if by chaser you mean someone who is attracted to trans women. Either way, trans or normal its fine. Its just fun to watch the arguments here.
>>7933839
I haven't been good lately
>>7933849
>someone who is attracted to trans women
>>7933806
I was such a pure boy before anime and 4chan made me want to be the girl
>>7933852
i want to choke on a big fat tranny cock
Someone give this an upvote
>>7933850
That's awfully honest of you... if you're still in keeping with the theme, why haven't you been good?
>>7933836
>>7933842
hugg
>>7933846
>I want to meet myself when I was younger. That would be hilarious.
I would probably slap the shit out of my younger self. He was such a stupid boy :(
>>7933854
it was always there
anime just let it out
but 4chan will corrupt you
why are boys who post here always so autistic
the exception ironically being Drunk Chaser
>>7933862
I really shouldn't say
I have difficulty being faithful
>>7933832
holy shit you have such a radio voice, that's awesome. is that the actual ending to a podcast or something you do? (I'm new here sorry if it's common knowledge)
>>7933836
It's a vocal register and a unique laryngeal function in which only part of the vocal folds move contributing to less harmonic content in the tone but higher pitch.
So I'm seeing a therapist for depression and anxiety. Should I ask her about how I think I may be trans or would that hurt my chances of a referall because of the established mental health issues?
>>7933808
>tfw favorite priest was a laid back Gulf War vet who used to incorporate war stories into his homilies
>tfw one time I suck my tongue out at my friend in the middle of the exiting/processional/whatever service
>tfw dad was furious and scolded me about it after mass
>tfw priest thought it was hilarious
Good times
>>7933846
Oh man I wanna meet younger me and tell them to get their shit together
Also yeah religion was a form of repression for me
Tried to get back into the church to repress right before I started hrt
>>7933872
Most people on 4chan ate autistic
>>7933872
i can't help the way i am, don't be mean to me
>>7933877
thanks I've been working on it a lot. Yeah it's for a video series I am making.
>>7933832
please teach me how to speak
>>7933846
>Really nice guy.
makes me sad some people were molested by them honestly :(
ruins the reputation for the good ones, who are the clear obvious majority
>>7933852
KEK pretty much
some of the edits are gold but I lost my folder, post more pls
>>7933854
you need to find an Ui bf since you're Yui
>>7933861
upboated/liked/subscribed/retweeted/followed
>>7933872
>asking why boys on 4chan are autistic
>>7933879
In simpler terms:
its your head voice, its harder to project through the mask of your face, and lacks depth.
Do you expect anons to know what harmonic content is?
did emi go to sleep?
>>7933872
>boys who post here
more like everyone
including you
>>7933874
You're corrupted by temptation, mmh.
That deserves punishment. That requires behaviour correction.
>>7933887
Zhe, if I tie you down and fuck you senseless will you pay me for services rendered in vocal training
>>7933883
same
>>7933887
that's really cool!
I like to think my voice passes well conversationally but it's definitely not as easy on the ears as yours.
>>7933891
What about an Azusa gf?
I need the discipline :p
>>7933888
>please teach me how to speak
please pay me money to teach you how to speak.
>>7933891
>Do you expect anons to know what harmonic content is?
idk but if they don't understand harmonic content they probably don't understand laryngeal function either.
>>7933891
>KEK pretty much
if you like dick so much why not date men instead of fetishizing a group of women who hate their penises??
>>7933897
I learn quick but also forget fast
it might be a problem
but I want to get better
>>7933895
if she did, she didn't announce it
yell at her on discord
>>7933909
That's why marks are useful. They last, and they're hard to forget. You look down at them, and remember why they are there in the first place.
And how it felt to receive them.
any fashion conscious posters here...?
>check size chart on website
>it says I'm a size small
I don't believe I'm a size small with a tranny body. I imagine a small won't fit shoulders will (since that's not on the size chart). Is it generally a good idea to size up for that reason?
>>7933880
i mean, i'd imagine a lot of trans people have depression and/or anxiety. if you know she has experience with this, you should be fine telling her right away and getting a referral
does it ever get better? 17 and starting hrt soon and i feel like there's no point even trying anymore
>>7933905
oh ok
if it's that simple then yeah, worth it!
how much is it usually?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12546490
>>7933922
I'm charging $30 per hour.
:)
>>7933915
they do serve as a good reminder
hopefully I'll learn
I'll try
>>7933920
nope
give up now
x)
im going to get drunk and shitpost
>>7933901
>gf
so you're a lesbian.
I see.
>>7933934
trip on, elanna
>>7933920
don't give up
starting at 17 is really good
it will get better
give it time, like a year and a half tops and you'll be fulltime.
>>7933930
yeah that sounds good
definitely worth it, my voice makes me really nervous
it would be good to work on it
>>7933933
don't be mean drake
someone fuck me right now
>>7933940
Okay. :)
you can add me on Skype and we can chat more about it! Add me @ Dreamsura
>>7933950
he's a cunt and no-one wants him here
that'd probably make any autist feel antagonistic
>>7933881
I had a falling out with religion
Probably for the best, I was just trying to pray the tranny away
>>7933865
Same desu
I was an annoying homophobic little shit
>>7933889
Idk, I don't think you can judge a person's character by their profession. Some people in the church are awful, but I've been lucky enough to have had some genuinely kind-hearted priests. Ironically enough they were hated by the parishioners for being too progressive
>>7933955
can I add you if I want to feed you my cum?
>>7933951
same
>>7933958
what specifically made you so upset this time
you must be bipolar
>>7933955
k cool
thanks btw =)
Olive looks like robin
>>7933955
is there like a bare-minimum quality mic for voice training?
>>7933964
No, not unless you are a combination of at least 3 of these things:
-rich
-attractive
-charismatic
-buff
-giving me money
>TFW you look through an old year book and find a girly little boy that's you.
>>7933977
olive looks like a cute girl who i want to marry
>>7933978
Uhm, not really. As long as I can hear you and we can have a conversation it should beokay.
is black hair garbage tier
y / n
>>7933979
-no
-yes ;)
-yes
-i can throw you the fuck around
-ties in to the first one
>>7933982
So like robin :^)
>>7933977
really bad chin and dull eyes
but at least they arent as serial killery as robins
>it's another drake samefags as anon episode
>>7933988
no
>>7933979
>autistic
>attractive
>buff
>giving you money (mid class, but looking at better employment. regardless you get an allowance)
does this count? how often can I unload myself inside you?
>>7933998
Yeah you'll need one so I can hear you. I need to measure your voice, take samples of it, and have conversations with you.
A cheap mic or headset would work fine.
>>7933970
This might be helpful, gl ;)
how tall is everyone in centimetres (measure yourself in centremetres)
>>7934000
every opinion that contrasts yours is literally me as anon
im also a mod
and a demon
who cares about autolimit right
>>7933981
iktf, pre-puberty me looked like an androgynous dummy who took way too long to accept being trans
>>7934000
No really?
Wonder when his second trip will start posting..
>>7934007
ok I'll get one
>>7934019
you're two inches tall?
>>7934012
biological height: 170cm
active height: 176-178cm
>>7934012
178.
>>7934012
170
>>7934016
i have a second trip now?
>>7934012
178
But I have an active height of 180cm
>>7934015
same
Self meding sucks
I was lazy with reordering my pills and it's been a week with hrt. my penus has unshrunk slightly already . ;-;
Kms now?
>>7934005
Well your opinion is wrong
>>7934012
168(according to calculator)
>>7934012
188
;_;
>>7934012
192 >w>
>>7934024
wtf is active height?
>>7934030
Perfect MtF height congrats
>>7933972
who's upset? I'm just not super fond of people who post pornographic images of minors as revenge for being rejected.
>>7933977
Robin's really pretty, thanks anon
>>7933994
woooowwwwww
you're a funny guy dude
pretty sure I remember you saying on several occasions that I was the prettiest girl in these threads
now that I know about and disapprove of what kind of person you are, you start shit talking? cmon now.
>>7934006
>does this count?
yes but I'd have to see some proof of
>attractive
>buff
>how often can I unload myself inside you?
well if you were my husband, any time you would want. it'd be my duty as your property.
if you were my bf, mostly anytime.
but you are neither, so never.
>>7933990
>-i can throw you the fuck around
that counts as buff to me. :3
but dont worry thats my husband checklist, not transbian dom requirements.
>>7934015
Same XD. What's werid is that I looked almost exactly like my best girl friend at the time, who I'm still friends with.....and still kind of look like somehow XD
>>7934012
169
>>7934012
185cm
>>7934012
172
but I usually wear some sort of heel
not like high heels tho
just boots
>>7934034
*without
>>7934044
she posted mine first
you know that but
clearly something made you very angry
or your bipolarism is just triggered
maybe you need a break
>>7934012
I am 172 cm
>>7934029
yes, it is I, DIO-I mean, BLAKEPOSTER.
>>7934044
boo only """attacks when attacked""" yet 90% of the time he provokes people then spends the rest of the thread, or several threads in a row, sperging out about it.
>>7934041
Mommy height ^v^
>>7934041
you tall?
nice
>>7934042
"active height" is how tall you are in public with additional confidence and your shoes on
think of it as kinda like a "feels like" of height (compare that to your biological height, which is what people like scientists use)
>>7934012
Roughly 167.64 cm if I did my math right.
>>7934043
Ty, I love when manlets ask me to reach stuff for them
>>7934012
166 cm
>>7934065
oh, thanks. not sure why i had never heard that term before
>>7934041
>>7934012
196 ;~;
>>7934062
eat your vegetables
>>7934064
Yeah. Tall asf~
>>7934054
>this underage girl posted nakey pictures of me and it made me feel insecure
>better post nudes of her on a puerto rican refried bean enthusiast website
hmm why might I possibly think less of you for that??
>>7934079
172 isn't 5'8 you monkey.
I'm 5'6 on my drivers license but I'm closer to 5'7.
You wont take an inch from me you stupid piece of trash!
>>7934078
5'5.5"
is drake the worst chaser of all time?
>>7934086
I like tall girls
makes me feel tiny
>>7934094
Yup as anon he's even worse
>>7934046
what is the bf checklist and what is the husbando check list
Id like to meet a standard that is above the bare minimum of your requirements
>but you are neither, so never
as of now never indeed, the future has yet to happen.
>>7934072
>Ty, I love when manlets ask me to reach stuff for them
shut up, elanna - i bet that doesn't even happen in real life
i wish someone would ask you to reach for some dignity
>>7934087
while i was underage
lol
if that is 'suddenly' why youre mad at me like nearly half a year after the fact itd make no sense
i think you need to stop trying to have a pseudo menstruation cycle so much and calm down a bit
>>7934101
mfw this tiny little male anon is like 5'3 and constantly posts in these threads.
What are you repressing, "cis male"?
>>7934083
Mmh?
Problems, Drakeypoo?
>>7934096
I love being tall tbqh~
>>7934098
'everyone who doesnt like me is drake' is a little bit worse than 'everyone who doesnt like me is hitler'
>>7934090
172/2.54=67.7
>>7934108
google says youre wrong
>>7934110
I like size difference
like alot!
>>7934109
i am actually 5'7", which is within 1 standard deviation of average male height, which makes me normal height if you think about it
>>7934116
thats feet, not feet inches
http://www.miniwebtool.com/cm-to-feet-and-inches-converter/?cm=172
>measure
>176 cm
>measure again
>172 cm
>measure again
>175 cm
>measure again
>172 cm
kill me i cant even use a tape measure right
>when the manlet shows up
>>7934116
1 inch is not 0.1 feet though.
>>7934101
Oh it totally does
Usually cis girls do though
>tfw cis girls get jelly of your height
>>7934116
5.65 feet is 5'7.7"
There are 12 inches in a foot, y'know
>>7934118
Good to know. It adds an element of intimidation, I feel. I'm confident with it, I'm a fucking amazon~
>>7934116
No, that's 5.65 feet. Not 5'6.5".
.65 of a foot = 7.8 inches
So 5'8" sounds right.
cm is inches x 2.5
Inches is cm / 2.5
>tfw Hailey is taller than I
Take me bb.
>>7934137
>>7934138
this is why you should all just convert to metric
>>7934130
Oh, right.
>>7934137
DISREGARD.
>>7934108
So did you ask people for their heights in cm just so you could convert them all to feet/inches?
idgi
>>7934110
way too tall homie
>>7934134
when you get close enough for your bodies to touch and they're a head taller than you
makes me feel weak
>>7934144
yeah
>>7934142
Yeahhhhh.
>>7934138
that's just crazy.
I'm 5'6.5
>>7934113
You literally pull the same shit dude.
>>7934041
>192
ngl, that's hot
>>7933260
because?
idk you've been nice at least accidentally to me once before
>>7934160
You like tall girls, anon?~
>>7934134
>I'm a fucking amazon~
Represent!
>>7934144
They are probably an autistic chaser making a database of trips
>>7934158
that would be really cute desu
I like hugs =)
>>7934012
170cm
>>7934170
6'1 buddy
alright my roommate is leaving for spring break this saturday, & he will be gone for the following week.
i've already got my stuff ground up.
we're going to spend the whole day fasting on monday.
the the next day
....
>pic related
>>7934156
>>7934171
>They are probably an autistic chaser making a database of trips
no I am just a bored transgirl
no bully
>existential pain
>>7934169
Maybe just a tiny bit. It's nice to be towered over.
>when someone who is 5'11" tries to say they're over 6'
>>7934171
>headings as rows, entries as columns
i hate that person
>>7934105
It's been a while now that I haven't really liked you very much, sorry my guy. You're not a very likeable person.
I appreciated you for a while as a silly shitposter but that got old pretty quick when you dragged on your dumbass dramas with faye and elanna. Then I learned that you were petty enough to revenge-post a minor's nudes. Pretty gross bro. granted it was shitty and gross of isla to post yours.
I dunno dude, you're just a generally antagonistic and unpleasant person in these threads.
>tfw you're significantly taller then them in heels.
>tfw you're still submissive enough that they easily press you up against the wall and pin you by the wrists
>>7934184
>only 2 cm taller than me
it's no big deal lmao
>>7934186
Decent height difference? I'd like to know.
>>7934187
I sometimes lie and tell people I'm 5'10". I don't think they often believe me though.
>>7934194
it's a really good feel!
my bf can just bend me and press me into the bed
he can just fold me
at least my height is ok...
REMEMBER TO NOT GIVE DRAKEPOSTER ANY (YOU)S UNLESS YOU WANT THIS TO BE /MTFG/ - FAGGOT CHASER GENERAL
>>7934194
sometimes i don't wanna kill you elanna
>>7934193
no omg
1 inch is 2.54 cm exactly
172 / 2.54 = 67.7
5 feet 7.7 inches
>>7934194
my first girlfriend was a lot taller than me and I just liked her because she made me feel smol
>>7934196
desu I was just going off of my height last time I got measured, like 2 years ago
I might be like 5'8" or something
I was 5'6" then tho
>>7934197
>Decent height difference? I'd like to know.
22cm
I-it's a pretty good height difference
>>7934209
are these capitals because you blankpost about me 24/7 and never get any (you)s
why would pressing the caps lock button help my nigga
>>7934215
but I am 5.6 and 1/2
>>7934194
I'll probably never know the feel of having a partner taller than me, but the feel you described sounds pretty nice too. :3
as someone thst doesnt pay attention...
Is isla and drakeposter the one true pairing?
>>7934209
lol
its always the liberal posters getting triggered about me
typical
>>7934228
nah
me n Philly tbqh
>>7934225
Then you're 169 cm or so not 172
>>7934181
Sorry :/
>>7934229
woah
ui?
hey dude
>>7934220
>22cm
Nice. It is.
I could definitely work with that~
>>7934234
goddamnit natalie, we cleared up the confusion like 40 posts ago
are you high or something
>>7934236
uh
did you steal my trip
this is pathetic lmao
>>7934242
23 diff to you.
>>7934233
i really hope you dont get tired of her shenanigans
>>7934243
I wish
>>7934211
Ohh, is this bully anon?
How does the thought of dominating a taller girl and making her yours feel. I'd love it if you were rough with me.
>>7934207
Height makes so little difference. Your natural tendencies make up for it, it's pretty amazing being pushed arund by someone of any height
>>7934226
It's really nice yeah :)
>>7934236
holy shit!
trip jacked
>>7934250
I doubt it desu
>>7934244
this doesnt very much sound like me at all
you could do better if you wanna take this place
>>7934248
Heh. Excellentttt. By the way, what's the transbian domme checklist for Zheanna-destroying?
>>7934242
This is probably the only time in my life I wish I lived in Australia.
>>7934260
>>7934255
oh yeah true
he's only like 1-1.5 inches taller than me
just really strong
>>7934265
N'aww. Where do you live, anon?
>>7934255
it's temp
i couldn't kill you for real elanna
>>7934267
>the same exact filename
pogchamp
>drakeposter undergoes mitosis and immediately begins arguing with himself
>>7934236
tell us his tripcode
is it
>I'mStillSecretlyInLoveWithIsla
>>7934272
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
>>7934279
Maybe they'll leave us alone now
>>7934279
beautiful
thank god
they control their own population
at least they won't overrun us
>>7934280
it's
>OlivesChinCanCutDiamond
>>7934277
???
of course it is
did you just like
spend hours reverse engineering my trip
why would you do this lol
>>7934285
nah he'll eventually transition and be the new Kayla
rn he's struggling with his inner woman, fighting with himself on an imageboard for japanese cartoons
o yea.
i spoke to my counselor today.
i went pretty deep into detail about the stuff that happened in high school.
so that was fun
>faggot
>you smile like a girl
>you have very dainty hands
>you fairy
>you look gay, dawg
>i want to take you home & dress you up
>can i call you carol?
>i could use a face like that
>why can't you be more manly?
>is that a boy or a girl?
>just be a guy
>>7934275
Awe, thanks temp.
I'm glad you're going to spare me so I can look after salted bacon iridescence
>>7934250
this is the real drake btw
I helped
somehow
>>7934289
why are you typing like isla
cant wait til drake pisses off moap
>not spending hour after hour trying to figure out the tripcodes of your favorite trips so that you may impersonate them
>then become them
>>7934292
sounds like a fun place
>>7934288
good one
>>7934293
i forgot to tell you though!
a) i went to melbourne
b) in melbourne the train i had to catch into the city went through a spooky cemetery
it's not really interesting but i thought you'd want to know idk
>>7934290
>drake can't handle the repression any longer
>multiple dissociative personality disorder
>splits off into two different drakes and anonymissie
>personalities battle for dominance in drake's mind to reign supreme
Sounds like a pretty good plot to a story, I would write about it
>>7934295
why would you accuse me of being isla
isla is this you
>>7934274
God's country.
Which - certainly by no coincidence - is about as far away as you can get from Australia.
>>7934303
>I can be a better drakeposter than him
>i'll right his wrongs
>i'll be a good dad to mtfg
serial killer w/ god complex
>>7934292
>i want to take you home & dress you up
>can i call you carol?
>tfw no cis girl friends that want to dress me in cute outfits and call me a girl name
>>7934313
Rule Britannia..~
Hmm. Let me dig out my UK passport?
;3
>>7934320
btw do you have discord?
>>7934323
Haileevee#2613
>>7934318
youre good at this
but youll get tired of it eventually
>>7934326
youre getting better
now talk about the jews you beautiful budding flower you
>>7934320
>Hmm. Let me dig out my UK passport?
If you ever do come here, look for the smol, awkward white person in London.
>>7934336
>the smol, awkward white person in London
You could've just said the white person in London.
>>7934313
>>7934339
kek
>>7934181
Just use two columns, one for feet/inches and one for cm, then fill in whichever one the trip answers in and use a formula to fill in the other.
>>7934341
good post
underrated post
>>7934292
>i'm going to kick your ass, you little bitch
>man up
>o yea, i totally liked him, i would have gone out w/ gone out w/ him if he responded to me, but now i'm dating a lesbian
i always thought,
"maybe someone would like me, maybe everyone would stop bullying me, if i were a little more maculine."
i think it would have ruined me back then if somebody told me growing up that my t had to have been @ least 1000ng/dL.
there was no way i could have become more masculine.
if i knew that then....
idk.
but it probably would have driven me insane.
i'm glad i discovered my true self & rejected masculinity before learning about my t levels
>>7934318
why did you stop talking to moap?
uh so my mom definitely thinks im gay
that was an awkward fucking car ride
>>7934339
>You could've just said the white person in London.
The white person in London who doesn't speak Polish*
i bought new work pants and i think my butt looks nice in them. big bulge though >.<
>>7934360
what happened emi? ;-;
>>7934366
>big bulge though >.<
>you will never milk beep
Im now a travelling standup comedian.
Any girls wanna hook up with me on the road?
>>7934360
"mom i want homosex but its not homosex bc i want to be the girl please understand. this is a straight fetish"
now seems like a better time than ever to post The Epic Pwning of Drake
i wasn't expecting any of that i figured it would just be some quick shittalking, i was laughing so hard by the end of it
>>7934372
i dont think there are any chucklefuckers here other than me. i like comedy i guess.
>>7934378
I still am straight.
>>7934372
only if it's smooth comfy asphalt
>>7934358
bored
forming emotional connections with trannies is way too tedious
>>7934381
headpat yay
>>7934375
You really need to seek sunlight pinhead
Get a hobby go outside make some friends anything...do something else...
Arent you midtwenties arguing with an 18 yesr old? Read a book
>>7934375
I think you need therapy..
>>7934391
until I get dicked by a tranny or kiss a girl I'm straight.
seems like only men in my future outside of ERP.
well if Faye comes to visit me then I'll definitely be a little gay
elann is a good girl trapped in the body of a bad girl
>>7934397
omw hang on
where did you say you were
>>7934368
so we were going to pharmacy to get some stuff and she brings up out of nowhere that i said once that guys need to experiment with other guys before moving on to women
i corrected her and said that i had said that that's what guys did in ancient rome, not that it was something people should do in modern day
and then she started talking about how so many young men get confused that way and yadda yadda yadda
but anyway she ends up asking me if i know for sure that im attracted and "which team im on" in like a half-joking way
i said "you know which team im on" and she just asked me again more seriously
so i said "the team most people are on" and it got left at that
then she started talking about some videotapes on dating she had watched when she was like in her 30s to help her get into the dating scene
>>7934399
she's a drunk trapped inside the body of a horse
>>7934404
That's sounds painfully awkward ;-;
But it seems like it's mostly cleared up?
>>7934404
Stop listening to her lol she is toxic and trying her hardest to emotionally abuse you since she knows something is off
Don't talk to her
Don't acknowledge her
Don't respond to anything or even make eye contact
childhood is realizing nim makes sense
adulthood is realizing nim's mom makes more sense
>>7934416
this
she's a t-rex nimmu
don't move
she cant see you when you don't move
>>7934416
wtf don't do this
>>7934404
I think you dealt with the situation pretty well emi, just keep hanging in there!
>>7934404
>some videotapes on dating she had watched when she was like in her 30s to help her get into the dating scene
c-can i borrow these videotapes?
>>7934397
HEY
https://clyp.it/aybpje3t
>>7934416
I can't tell if this post is serious or not, but it's not very good advice.
>>7934404
>"the team most people are on"
Good choice of words, statistically speaking most people are attracted to girls if we count straight guys, gay girls, and bisexuals.
I so want a 3d printer.
>>7934354
& now i fancy myself a cute lala-prancing faggot tranny w/ plans to besmirch traditional values, & teach faggy tranny thoughts & behavior to others, so they'd teach it to their children.
move out of the way, milo yiannopoulos.
there's no more room for dangerous faggots.
now it's time for villainous trannies.
& i feel much better
>>7934426
ive got something that will though
>>7934421
>>7934432
No it's pretty sound advice coming from someone that spend close to three decades being extensively abused. It's classic gaslighting and shaming techniques so Emi's mother can torture and twist her to her own liking.
First best possible choice is move out, change name and phone number, disappear.
Second best and probably the only option is to just try and ignore it.
By acknowledging an abuser you're enabling them and every time Emi responds or says something back it just fuels her mother's hatred and desire to manipulate her even more.
>>7934438
same
>>7934426
this fucking audio clip.
lmao
>>7934451
if someone accidentally bumps into you on the street do you automatically call them an abuser
>>7934375
fucking hilarious
>>7934452
First I wanna make a jewelry box. Then some funky filing slots for tracking bills, etc.
>tfw 5'4
>boyfriend is 5'10 and just carries me everywhere and pushes me around in bed
Being small is great
>>7934459
No I apologize and move on.
>>7934464
i wanna make a cute heart that has your name on it
>>7934446
https://clyp.it/cfjbulm1
>>7934451
Bu it's her mom, I think she should try to keep their relationship healthy and alive
She's moving out anyways
>>7934426
I was gonna use this on Hailey eventually, but this fits that audio clip so well.
gay
>>7934451
i think we're playing a bit fast and loose with the term "abuse" here - i mean, it's not like nim's mom has gone on a tranny-bashing tirade, or tried to stop nim from transitioning, or made life at home unbearable
she just thinks her """""son""""" is a fag and is trying to draw that information out of """""""""""""him""""""""""""
there's no point being intentionally cold and damaging the relationship when she doesn't even realise that nim is trans
>>7934473
>>7934475
zna knows me so well
i like you
>>7934375
idgi
>>7934469
i dont think emi has anywhere to go regardless
and shes over 18 so being rude will get her kicked out
>>7934471
i think ill manage, little girl
I keep slipping up and acting like a girl around my best friend and he's starting to think I'm a fag
I wanna come out to him soon
>>7934426
Why did you get vfs if you were just gonna start calling yourself a boy and making clyps about it a week later?
>>7934487
the moral of the story is that quid is mentally in disrepair
>>7934462
right?
every possible way drake and anon could've fucked up they fucked up and i didn't even really have to get involved
fun night
>>7934464
that would be so coool, when you can personalize it as much as you want even stuff like filing slots becomes cool
>>7934487
basically drake assumed I was a kissless virgin instead of a massive slut and embarrassed himself
then newfag anon assumed i misspelled machiavelli instead of referring to the old trip mockiavelli and embarrassed themselves
and i mostly just laughed and fed the fire
>>7934486
Meming's fun and you give funner responses.
By the way, do you have pic related yet?
>>7934483
do you want me to push you around :3
>>7934503
did you really have to go anon to get someone to find your weird image funny
kek
>>7934492
MFW Faye had vocal surgery and still doesn't beg for cock like Zheanna tier
>>7934474
Your mother is nothing more than a walking bag of meat that squeezed you out of her vagina. You, and nobody has any obligation to keep a relationship with anyone's mother.
>>7934482
It'll get worse as time progresses on. There's really nowhere positive for this relationship to go and from how Emi describes it, it's best it ends fast
>>7934506
m-maybe the other way around....
>>7934513
>tiny croissants on pizza
>>7934510
You sound like an FtM without any voice training trying to sound like a boy, desu.
>>7934521
oooooo
>>7934518
MY mom is the best woman in the world and I'd be a mess without her
>>7934504
I haven't gotten to bite anyone recently, but it's comin'.
(And so will they)
>>7934523
they're prawns :3
you should get shirmp on pizza if you get a chance
>>7934510
omfggggg faye
you are killing me right now girl
if I was a owner and a boy employee came up to me like that i'd be like wtf
L M A O
>IM STILL A BOY
o-o-okay, daddy....
make faye a girl again
>>7934531
dohohoho
>>7934510
you sound like you're about to cry
>>7934534
ZHE. I asked a question.
Answer, or I'll get mad~
so did we ever figure out where beanboy's passion for telepathy came from
>>7934529
Your mother doesn't interrogate you or randomly search your room. She doesn't force her ideals on you and supports you in whatever choice you make. You don't want to hurt your relationship with your mother because you have a health one with her and she doesn't abuse you. There's nothing wrong with that.
Not everyone is that lucky though.
>>7934538
i think anyone who spent the time reading your aspergers venting would be pretty embarrassed yeah
>>7934549
methamphetamine
>>7934527
those oranges are tomatoes
>>7934491
https://media2.giphy.com/media/jndc0TQq9fvK8/giphy.gif
>>7934555
push me around eva! ^^
>>7934532
I like prawns, but that's a bit of a strange thing to put on a pizza, anon.
I like tuna and anchovies on pizza though.
>>7934552
What I'm saying is you're assuming a lot about Nims mom
And not everyone's mother is worthless to them
>>7934560
pushes you around eva
strange request but job done
>>7934561
prawns are delicious on pizza
try it
>>7934534
Pls be nice my fragile male ego can handle it
https://clyp.it/vmysztjt
>>7934556
is it just females in general who have unholy, disgusting tastes in pizzas
faye when i listen to your voice it oozes upper middle class status
pretty hott desu
>>7934567
don't me a smart aleck hailee >:c
>>7934560
I'll do the best I can ><
>>7934558
>linking to images on an imageboard
>>7934574
>it's everyone but me who's wrong
lol
>>7934573
>https://clyp.it/vmysztjt
What are you going to wear to this interview? I would pay to be a fly on the wall in that room, lmao.
>>7934575
lmao
dude(dudette)
>>7934576
but i am so good at it
salted bacon iridescence
>>7934578
>implying I'm not lazy and didn't already have the link copied
>>7934574
I don't even really like pizza. I just scrape all the toppings off into a bowl and eat that (and throw the bread part into the bin).
>>7934566
The conclusions I draw are based on what she says which I assume to be factual. And not even an occasional complaint, but constantly talking about how she is forcing herself into Emi's life against her will.
It's about the most obvious case of an intrusive parent trying to "save their child from themselves".
>>7934589
throw rock at hailee
>>7934556
>peppermints
>green nail clippings
>rubber bands
yeah what the fuck
what do if 6'2 except ending myself ;-;
>>7934542
she just needs a boy to lay her down and do enough stuff to her to make her arch her back multiple times and grip with her legs around his waist really hard
>>7934603
yet here i am
>>7934602
join the 6 foot club with me!
we have pizza!
and uh, high ceilings..
>>7934603
this is what i want rn
>>7934595
>I just scrape all the toppings off into a bowl and eat that (and throw the bread part into the bin).
>>7934599
awkwardly dive between rock and hailee
>>7934601
please dont meme
>>7934603
where do you get a boy willing to do this?
beanboy maybe?
>>7934610
broccoli <3
>>7934603
what's going on in this gif
>>7934602
Be a dommy mommy
>>7934605
the roof in my bathroom is slanted so i cant even stand straight infront of the mirror xc
>>7934613
cobblestone or potholes or something isn't very nice to be fucked on i'll get all scratched up and hurt :(
>>7934607
/mtfg/ is a bully-free zone
>tfw faggot
>>7934618
but im not v dommy :/
TFW extremely submissive but 6'7 transwoman
I'm gonna kill myself.
>>7934617
something beautiful
>>7934608
it's a curveball
>>7934615
do you have shrimp at your pizza restaurant?
>>7934568
where to sign up for free pizza?
>>7934585
I hope it's Masc
https://clyp.it/jicbzonc
>>7934623
maybe i should just say im a fag to get the heat off me
>>7934625
:c
Subby mommy?
>>7934626
same xc
>>7934617
its what boys do to girls
>>7934620
Kill yourself
>>7934636
if that works :/
>>7934643
why :(
>>7934648
>I am. I'm the fucking best.
You are a midget compared to me.
>>7934632
lol so hard
pls faye
>>7934641
>no i don't
why not :(
>>7934626
youre literally basketball player height
>>7934651
You know I'm decently up there, right?
It's ok. Dye your hair platinum blonde.
>>7934552
my mom found out I'm trans by searching through my room, finding a folder that had my gender clinic registration, seeing the word "transgender" and freaking the fuck out
good times
>>7934646
but she's gonna try to get me to go to church retreats and stuff again
idk if i can handle a hispanic pray-the-gay-away type retreat
>>7934648
How tall are you?
Like in inches
>>7934632
wear a pushup bra it should flatten your boobs out a bit
>>7934659
hon squad
you have cut me so deep im going to cry
cry tears
real salty tears
boohooh
>>7934665
6feet 3in
>>7934665
6'4"
>>7934661
>tfw your mom found some instructions on how to open your sperm preservative hidden in your suitcase and you managed to play it off as something that was given to you in your 7th grade sex ed class
>>7934670
oh :(
but do you have tuna and brocolli?
yay 6 foot club is crawling out of the woodwork
6 foot club unite!
i had a nice shower.
should i read the shitpost i wrote in picrelated on clyp?
it i'd probably have to give it a few takes, if i even can do it
>>7934612
I dunno I don't know what boys would want desu
does me being in sweden help with the fact that im 6'2 or am i fucked regardless
>>7934634
i mean, if you think coming out as gay and then saying that you are actually a lesbian tranny, you wouldn't have actually lied at all!
>>7934682
hi moans
>>7934683
*tugs hair* calm calm quid
>>7934681
you mean that flat ass that you have to turn your whole body to make it go up
not to mention the whole butterface thing
>>7934688
;><
>>7934673
your mom seems rather fantastic at denying what's right in front of her face.
>>7934671
>>7934672
Pick me up uwu
>>7934683
>tuna is seafood anon :(
yeah but you can get really hi quality oil packed stuff
and yeah, what plebs!
>>7934682
I'm given to believe that the Swedes are a tall people in general, so it's definitely one of the better countries to be 6'2" (from a trans perspective).
Do you feel particularly tall compared to other dudes there?
>>7934681
>>7934573
Zheanna presenting her performance of, "The Interview"
https://clyp.it/p1xmj2sa
>>7934691
Oh boy teen male anger posting is the funniest
Especially knowing you fapped to people I've been with
>>7934681
>>7934697
I'm so hungry now U~U
>>7934694
TECHNICALLY It's 6 feet, 3.59 inches, I rounded it up.
I'm 5'9" or so.
>>7934701
idk im like slightly taller than most of the dudes i know, there are ppl taller than me tho but not rly many
>>7934671
>6feet 3in
>>7934706
you realize saying that over and over doesnt make it make any more sense right
lol
well no i guess you are pretty daft
o, i got canned foods today.
sliced peaches, sliced pears, black beans, tomato paste, & corned beef
>>7934709
I'm no in atl
I need to get my bags and give a 30 min long hug
>>7934679
Ye.
>>7934715
Lani, is there an issue? You seem to always blush when I'm around.
>>7934720
pat pleb once
>>7934713
Well, there ain't no getting shorter, anon.
When it comes to heights, we just gotta do the best with what we're given. 6'2" is pretty tall, but not obscenely tall anyway.
>>7934721
>tfw I will never be restrained and forced to watch beep ask Faye what xir is, ramming herself down xirs throat every time xir answers wrong
>>7934677
It really does seem like there is a statistically unlikely large population of tall trans women, doesn't there. (6'4")
>>7934736
yeah :(
my freaking dad was 5'10 and my mom was 5'6
i shouldn't be this tall!!!!
any tuts on eyeshadow? iwanna up my gay game. i already know what colors i want to work with mostly
>>7934736
almost like HRT doesnt magically stop height growth huh
>>7934725
>strong
>tall
>dominant
>biter
No problem, I just have some gay feels
>>7934734
>tfw the lgbt clinic you want to go to for mones in nyc has pronoun stickers for xe and xir
>>7934733
i wish surgery for this will be available in the future desu
>>7934737
>unnaturally tall given genes
>ridicilously low sperm count for someone your age
>hips
Uh Nim, are you intersexed?
>>7934733
How I like to put it is that you can take a poor hand in hold em far if you play it well.
>>7934752
>this meme again
no
>>7934745
Sounds like you have something that doeees need to be worked out. Maybe a lot.
Lucky for you I'm an expert in these matters. Come into my office.
>>7934743
I mean I think most of us were at our full heights before starting HRT, it might have been different if we started at 12 or something.
>>7934746
why do you care
>>7934760
Seriously the sperm count thing raises concerns
>>7934766
i was an early bloomer too :(
>>7934746
i mean, does it make a difference? as long as you are getting mones and decent therapy, whatever pronouns they like shouldn't affect you at all
>>7934760
you're intersex
ask your doctor for a karotype test
hips, low spermcount, height = probably intersex
>tfw i will never stream myself forcing faye my gt and degrading her while zhe is bound in rope overwhelmed in anticipation of knowing shes next
>>7934767
hello lauren
>>7934773
my face pre-hrt was not feminine in appearance and i have large shoulders
>>7934763
Ffff and now I have to go to bed
>>7934769
i guess
my sperm count was 0.1 million
>>7934777
and?
http://www.rightdiagnosis.com/i/intersex_conditions/symptoms.htm
>>7934779
Maybe later, then. You can come into my office.
I'll cum into your orifices. It'll be fun.
Goodnight Lani~
>>7934790
Nim, google is saying the average is 60-80 million
>>7934716
>tfw drake watches cam shows of people I've been with, while living with his mom
I wonder how she feels about you doing that
>>7934775
Wwww...hat
>>7934776
what do I have to do to convince you I'm not lauren
>>7934792
>You can come into my office.
>I'll cum into your orifices.
i'll have to remember that one
>>7934791
wtf that's so much to read through
>>7934797
you mean edie?
idk whatd make you think id want to watch her(yours now also) herpes lol
jesus you need to lose weight
youve gotten really porky
>>7934797
>>7934775
you should write more
MY BEAUTIFUL WAIFU [olive !!7hMweR5mtin ] KEEPS MAKING NEW THREADS AND YOU FAGGOTS AREN'T USING THEM, reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7934792
>You can come into my office.
>>7934808
Nope not edie
>>7934824
>replying to and acknowledging that pathetic piece of teenage shit
Faye, please.
i'm glad i can't have babies because bringing life into this world is bad
>>7934826
what do you have against pathetic pieces of teenage shit
>>7934826
It always confuses me when people use age as an insult. Around here youth should be celebrated and revered. What I wouldn't give to be 19 again. We were all 19 once or will be 19 soon in some cases.
>>7934820
I made and linked this thread first but I will make sure to use olives thread next
>>7934824
so your words are just missing a purpose again
shouldnt you be spending time working out all that fat so you could at least be a butterface
tfw you remember you dont look as good as you think
>>7934841
:')
>>7934800
Timestamped pic of you in the same room as Lauren at the same time.
>>7934846
how is somebody gonna fit in the same room as lauren
>>7934833
Youth is for sex not conversation, and it's mainly because you're a fucking cringe basket when you're young (unless you're like me and had a lot of humility when you are young)
I listen to authors all the time on NPR saying they were complete idiots in their old works and it's a cringe fest looking at what they used to write, and Hess are brilliant published authors not Some drop out with shaken baby syndrome
>>7934834
okay, ty, I appreciate that
>>7933662
>>7933662
>>7933662
>>7934846
I live on the opposite side of the continent of her though
>>7934852
I find talking to kids or teenagers pretty engaging. If not exactly intellectually stimulating still interesting at times, the more ambitious or creative they are.
I found a weird lump about the size of a small marble on my thigh
Am I gonna die
wtf is it
>>7934860
It's boring mostly because it's either feeling like they have infinite potential, infinite dread or infinite knowledge
There are no interesting teenagers to talk to
>>7934866
RIP cindy
i'll always remember you
>>7934866
it could be a pimple
>>7934866
Wait a bit to see if it goes away, then go to a doctor, maybe?
Posting random images I don't typically get to use to fill the image limit is fun, desu.
>>7934732
Come here and watch ytp with me
>>7934892
>>7934905
Kinda sad, but nice bantz.
when is it too late to transition?
>>7934942
On your deathbed.
>>7934958
hah I mean if I don't wanna be a hon
so I'm either 5'3" or 5'3.5" and my measurements are 32/27/34 or 81/68/86 (inches and cm respectively), how are those?
^no hrt yet by the way, starting tomorrow (21)